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Emma, stop, stop, stop.
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Emma's left the building.
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She say anything
about me?
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No, why would she?
Because I kissed her.
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Mr. Shue, Finn,
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thank you for agreeing
to this sit-down.
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We've all noticed the tension
between you ever since Finn
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admitted he kissed
Miss Pillsbury.
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Sorry I'm late.
Huge line up at the Lima Bean,
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but here are the lattes that
Mr. Shue made me get everybody.
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Um, I asked for two pumps
of mocha, Finn.
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I taste three. Take 'em back.
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All of them.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Shue, but all
I did was pick up the vests.
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I didn't... What's most upsetting
is you actually think
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these vests are clean,
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that it's okay
to turn in subpar work.
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No surprise.
Finn has been acting
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like he's losing his mind.
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Great job, Ryder!
See that, guys?
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Prowess on the football field
and a terrific singing voice
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are not mutually exclusive.
I can't take it anymore!
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Okay, it's bad enough you're
treating me like your lackey,
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but I'm not gonna sit here
while you fake-compliment Ryder
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just to hurt me!
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You're feuding.
And it needs to stop.
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Seriously. It's like
Hatfields and McCoys in here.
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So epic musical feuds
is our theme.
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And for the first time in Glee
Club history, we are giving you,
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our fearless leaders,
an assignment.
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You two will explore
and resolve your differences
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by performing a song together
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inspired
by a classic musical rivalry.
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Guys...
Regionals are coming up,
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Mr. Shue, and if we're gonna
have any chance of winning,
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we need both of you.
On the same page and on the same team.
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False alarm.
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Thank God. I'm so happy.
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I'm so glad
this is all over with.
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Thank you for taking me here today.
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All right,
I'm gonna go to class.
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Whoa, hey. That's it?
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That's all you have
to say about this?
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Well, the doctor gave me the
all-clear. What else is there?
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Rachel, you can't just blow past
this like nothing ever happened.
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This is a wake-up call.
This is an opportunity
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for you to take a hard look
at the choices
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that you're making,
where your life is heading.
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Starting with Donkey Face.
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Hey, I'm Dallas.
What's your name?
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Uh, Gunnar.
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Dude, relax.
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I've seen you here
the past few weeks.
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Look around.
We're not exactly alone.
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Look, this isn't a
real thing for me, okay?
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It's... I need it
for my tuition, you know?
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Hey, man, I'm sure everyone
has a legit reason to be here.
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Speaking of.
We'll talk about it.
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♪ Rule number one
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♪ Is that you gotta have fun
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♪ But, baby, when you're done
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♪ You gotta be
the first to run ♪
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♪ Rule number two
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♪ Just don't get
attached to... ♪
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♪ Somebody you could lose
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♪ So le-let me tell you
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♪ This is how
to be a heartbreaker ♪
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♪ Boys-- they like
a little danger ♪
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♪ We'll get him falling
for a stranger, a player ♪
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♪ Singing "I lo-lo-love you"
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At least I think I do.
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♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
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♪ Ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ 'Cause I lo-lo-love you
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♪ Girls-- we do
whatever it will take ♪
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♪ 'Cause girls don't want
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♪ We don't want our hearts
to break... in two ♪
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♪ So it's better to be fake
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♪ Can't risk losing
in love again, babe ♪
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♪ This is how
to be a heartbreaker ♪
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♪ Boys-- they like
a little danger ♪
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♪ We'll get him falling
for a stranger, a player ♪
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♪ Singing "I lo-lo-love you"
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♪ How to be a heartbreaker
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♪ Boys-- they like the look
of danger ♪
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♪ We'll get him falling
for a stranger, a player ♪
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♪ Singing I lo-lo-love you
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♪ At least I think I do
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♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
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♪ Ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
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♪ 'Cause I lo-lo-love you.
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At least I think I do.
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You know
we only take cash, right?
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Young Burt Reynolds,
may I gently remind you
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that on Wednesday, December 5,
you joined the Cheerios!
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but you've been conspicuously
absent from practice
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since Thursday, December 6.
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We've told you,
we only joined for a day
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when we thought
Glee Club was disbanding.
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And yet you signed
this legally binding contract
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that clearly states
on page 43, paragraph 7C-9:
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"Blaine Devon Anderson will
provide said Cheerios! duty
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"at any and all pep rallies,
assemblies, town meetings,
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"state fairs, concerts,
television programs,
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"motion pictures, video games,
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Republican national
conventions..."
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I never signed that.
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Well, that's funny, because
your signature says you did.
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That's a forgery.
And you can't prove that.
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I probably could.
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Cheerios! Regionals
is fast approaching,
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and I need a shiny,
sexually non-threatening gay
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to hoist up some
of the most gorgeous girls
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in America over his head,
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have a bird's-eye view
of their baby oven,
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and not be even remotely
interested.
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And that would be you.
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Thank you, but I'm just
too busy with Glee Club
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and Student Council.
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If you need me back,
I guess I could do it.
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Why are you even here?
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You called me out of class.
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You're dismissed.
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Go find a new boyfriend.
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Maybe Lance Bass is available.
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Or RuPaul.
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Suit up, soldier.
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I'll help you put it on.
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No, thank you, Becky. I'm-I'm
not rejoining the Cheerios!
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Oh, you most certainly are.
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Or something very unfortunate
will most likely
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be happening to you
extremely soon.
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Are you threatening me?
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Uh, yeah!
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Get moving, beeyatch!
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Last questions:
bear versus shark?
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Bear.
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Onion rings versus
French fries?
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French fries are
the world's best food.
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There's nothing
you could put up
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against French fries
that could win.
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I swear those are all
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the exact same answers
I would have given.
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I can't believe we've only
known each other for a week.
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And I'm so glad you can look
beyond my spelling mistakes.
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It feels like so much more
than that, though.
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I mean, in a week,
I feel like I've told you
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more than I've told to anyone
else in my entire life.
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Uh, yeah. No. Me, too
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You even know
about my Star Wars sheets.
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Anything interesting
happening at school today?
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You could say that...
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Hello, poser.
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Say what?
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Say what a jerk-knuckle you are
for messing with my girl
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and putting that big old
square head in her face.
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Marley likes Jake.
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And we in Glee Club
like that two-for-one combo.
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This is kind of none
of your business.
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Did you not notice that I'm
sitting on different sides
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of the choir room.
He won't speak to her.
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Dude, back off.
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Who are you calling a dude?
I am no dude.
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So what are you then?
I am a proud black woman.
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No, you're a dude.
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He was way out of line.
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Didn't you tell me it was
Feud Week in Glee Club?
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Well, get your aggression
out through song.
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Challenge him to a duel.
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Has anyone ever told you
you're kind of a genius?
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Later, baby.
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We need
to do something muscular,
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like Biggie versus Tupac.
Now, we know how that ended.
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Look, we don't need to do this
stupid assignment, Mr. Shue.
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Don't act like you're above
these kids, Finn.
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Not that long ago,
you were one of them.
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We can just talk.
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Unless you have
some stunning new revelation
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about why you kissed
my bride-to-be,
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I've already heard everything
you have to say.
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Besides, I don't think
you could take it.
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I can take it.
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Okay.
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I put you in charge
of the Glee Club, Finn...
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not because you were
a national champion
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and not because
you were qualified
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with something
like a teaching degree,
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or even a single college credit,
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for that matter.
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I gave you the Glee Club
because you were lost;
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you just got dumped
by your girlfriend;
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you flunked out of the army;
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and the real truth is
I just took pity on you.
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Wow.
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Yeah. You wanted to talk.
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Yeah, I did,
but I didn't think...
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So I put all this trust in you
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so that you can get back
on your feet,
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and what do you do?
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You betray me
in the worst way possible.
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You broke the code
of a brother, Finn.
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I know that.
And I'm so sorry.
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Sorry's not gonna cut it.
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So start thinking of some
of the nastiest music feuds
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you can come up with
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because we are doing
this assignment.
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And I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Well, well, well, I see
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that of Donkey Face's crap
is still here.
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And if Donkey Face's crap
is here,
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then that means that
he must be as well.
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Lay off of it, Santana, all right?
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I told you, he said
that he got a job
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as a cater waiter on the side,
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and he was embarrassed about it,
so he kept it a secret.
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Why? I mean, if he can
make that much cash
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slinging sweaty cold cuts
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and room temp champagne,
then we should all apply there.
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Hey, look, he's just trying
to make it in New York
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the same way that you and I are.
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I don't why that is so hard
for you to understand.
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You keep trying
to bring him down.
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Look, at this point it's less
about him than it is about you.
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I went to school
with Rachel Berry.
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Not the soggy mess of a woman
that stands before me today,
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going back and forth between
your flop high school ex
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and that terrifying "waiter with a pager."
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You need to stop
and focus, Berry.
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I think you're wrong about him.
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My psychic Mexican third eye
is never wrong.
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Am I wrong about you?
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♪ Oh, so typical
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♪ I'm the type
who will get so critical ♪
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♪ So let's make
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♪ Things physical
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♪ I won't treat you
like you're oh, so typical ♪
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You!
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I know you're behind this.
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Sorry I yelled,
Gay Blaine, here.
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Oh, Cover Boy hair gel.
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This is really expensive.
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Thanks, Becky.
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It's cement.
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And someone took out
30 credit cards
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and a house loan in my name.
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My identity's been stolen.
My parents' credit is ruined.
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Only for seven years.
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But that sign.
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That sign!
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Come on.
252
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That's completely inexcusable.
253
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And it's not true.
254
00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:44,395
Not really-- this officially
a feud between you and me.
255
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And there's only one way
to solve it.
256
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A sing-off featuring the music
of two feuding superstars?
257
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Oh, I read all about it
258
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,704
in WhoGivesACrap.biz.
259
00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:55,540
Fine. Nicki Minaj
versus Mariah Carey.
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I will sing Nicki,
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due to my Trinidad roots.
262
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And if you win the challenge,
263
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I'll tear up your
Cheerios! contract.
264
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Fine, perfect.
265
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,416
But that will never,
ever happen
266
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,385
because you are looking
into the face of...
267
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Evil.
268
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I was going to say
high school cheerleading
269
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national champion,
but thank you.
270
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,632
I don't think it's fair that
you're pissed at me about this.
271
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I didn't do anything.
272
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:24,903
You let him kiss you.
273
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,938
What was I supposed to do?
274
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,073
It's not like he took
a running start.
275
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You're supposed
to not let him think
276
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that it was even a possibility.
277
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Fine, I'll own that.
278
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I haven't minded the fact
279
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that both of you are into me.
280
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And I certainly
didn't discourage him,
281
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,252
which wasn't fair to him
282
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or to you.
283
00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:45,623
But are you telling me
that you've
284
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completely stopped flirting
with other girls?
285
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,594
I would never do anything.
286
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,930
So if some Cheerio you're
uncontrollably flirting with
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suddenly decides to kiss you,
you're just gonna
288
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,100
backflip out of the way
before her lips
289
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,336
touch yours?
290
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:02,273
So what are we even
talking about here?
291
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,376
Are you seriously worried that
I'm gonna leave you for Ryder?
292
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,613
I don't know.
I mean, he kicked butt
293
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:09,948
with all this
Valentine's Day stuff
294
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,850
and he's like two inches taller
than what I am.
295
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:13,151
I'm not.
296
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,352
I won't.
297
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:18,323
I love you
and that means something to me.
298
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,124
It's not just words.
299
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:23,461
Well, are you afraid that
I'm gonna leave you for someone?
300
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,330
Not as much anymore.
301
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,532
Good.
302
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,201
Because it's me and you
against the world.
303
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,503
Especially Ryder.
304
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,806
I mean, I thought he was
a good dude, but...
305
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:36,207
he's not a friend.
306
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,642
You need to ice him out.
307
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,043
I can't do that.
308
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,713
I mean, you can stay mad at him
309
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,482
if you want, but I have
to be more forgiving.
310
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,550
How can you do that to me?
311
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,318
It's gonna tick me off
every time I see you
312
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,387
talking to him.
Do you trust me?
313
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,489
Do you believe that I love you?
314
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,658
Yes, but...
315
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,493
Then it doesn't matter
who I talk to.
316
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,695
Because no matter
where I am or what I'm doing,
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00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,398
I'm with you.
318
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,420
♪ I was justified
319
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,022
♪ When I was five
320
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,423
♪ Raising Cain
321
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,692
♪ I spit in your eye
322
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,027
♪ Times are changing
323
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,428
♪ Now the poor get fat
324
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,096
♪ But the fever's
gonna catch you ♪
325
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,599
♪ When the bitch gets back
326
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,068
♪ I'm gonna dress you up
in my love ♪
♪ In my love ♪
327
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,603
♪ All over, all over
328
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,072
♪ All over your body ♪
329
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,541
♪ Gonna dress you up
in my love ♪
330
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,278
♪ All over your body,
all over your body ♪
331
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,214
♪ Eat meat on a Friday,
that's all right ♪
332
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:53,785
♪ I even like steak
on a Saturday night ♪
333
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,587
♪ I can bitch the best
at your social dues ♪
334
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,457
♪ I get high in the evening,
sniffing pots of glue ♪
335
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,226
♪ I'm gonna dress you up
in my love ♪
336
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,428
♪ In my love ♪
337
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,296
♪ All over, all over
338
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,297
♪ The bitch is back ♪
339
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,465
♪ Gonna dress you up
340
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,800
♪ In my love
341
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,602
♪ In my love,
all over, all over ♪
342
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,770
♪ From your head
down to your toes ♪
343
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:16,240
♪ I entertain
by picking brains ♪
344
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,276
♪ My love
♪ I sell my soul
345
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,244
♪ By dropping names
346
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,245
♪ You don't like those,
my God ♪
347
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,114
♪ In my love
♪ What's that
348
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,615
♪ Oh, it's full
of nasty habits ♪
349
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,285
♪ When the bitch gets back
350
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,354
♪ Oh, yeah
351
00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:40,465
♪ Oh, I'll dress you up ♪
352
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,267
♪ Dress you up in my love,
in my love ♪
353
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,435
♪ All over, all over ♪
354
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,604
♪ In my love ♪
355
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,439
♪ Gonna dress you up
in my love ♪
356
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,273
♪ Gonna dress you up
in my love ♪
357
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,309
♪ All over your body ♪
358
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,278
♪ Gonna dress you up
in my love ♪
359
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,115
♪ Dress you up in my love
360
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,317
♪ Gonna dress you up
in my love ♪
361
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,152
♪ Gonna dress
you up in my love ♪
362
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,021
♪ In my love
363
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:03,855
♪ All over your body ♪
364
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,289
♪ In my love
365
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,792
♪ Gonna dress you up
in my love ♪
366
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,261
♪ The bitch is back
367
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,299
Yeah!
368
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:17,135
Wow, guys, that was incredible.
369
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,703
What inspired that mashup?
370
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,338
I mean, the thing was feuds
so we just...
371
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,340
So Unique demanded mediation.
372
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,209
Might I suggest doing an
Elton John/Madonna mashup?
373
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,211
Madonna finally forgave
Elton John for calling her
374
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,312
"a fairground stripper"
375
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,148
and saying that
her career was over,
376
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,216
but their decade-long
feud was epic.
377
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,053
Unique is, was, and ever
shall be Madonna.
378
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,389
He can try
to be Sir Elton, but...
379
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,724
you ain't got it.
380
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,326
Well, the awesome things
about feuds is
381
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,362
that once all the anger
has gotten out,
382
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,731
you can shake on it and
let bygones be bygones.
383
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,700
Unique would happily shake
Ryder's hand, but first...
384
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,402
say I'm a girl.
385
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,008
Look, I'm just
so confused, okay?
386
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:59,010
Yesterday you're dressed
as a boy; today you're a girl.
387
00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:00,211
What-what bathroom
do you use?
388
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,679
I mean, make up your mind.
389
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,181
It doesn't matter what you see.
390
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,450
You don't get to decide for me.
391
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:11,355
You are a douchebag, dude.
392
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:13,658
I mean, in this room we can
be whatever we want to be.
393
00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:20,364
Becky, it's no secret
394
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:23,234
you are Nicki Minaj's biggest fan.
395
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,602
Minaj!
396
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,370
Inside voice, Becky.
397
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:27,872
I need your expert advice.
398
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,040
Now I've got wigs in every shade
399
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,374
of Jell-O,
400
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,376
and costumes
from Lima's Circus Museum,
401
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,579
but if I am going
to win this feud--
402
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,081
and I must win this feud--
403
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,885
I can't just be a mere mirage
of Minaj, no.
404
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,221
I must become her.
405
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:46,057
Easy, Coach.
Practice your Minaj face.
406
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,426
I think you said,
"Practice your Minaj face."
407
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,961
Excellent.
408
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,805
Great, moving on.
Most important...
409
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,240
I'm one step ahead of you, Becky.
410
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:05,276
It's time to perfect my Nicki-
Minaj-where-the-hell-did-that-
411
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,111
come-from-cuckoo-
for-Cocoa-Puffs-
412
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,313
crazy-pants threat.
413
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,383
I'm not putting up
with Your Highness.
414
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,621
It's off with your head.
415
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,589
Don't you call me a gangster.
What?
416
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,258
Every time you patronize me,
417
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,793
I will take it back.
418
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:23,594
Leave me alone.
419
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,496
I will knock you out.
420
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,566
Getting there, Coach.
421
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:33,604
Five, six, seven, eight.
422
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,339
Two, four,
423
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,341
six...
424
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,510
Come on, guys, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, please.
425
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,013
This is not gonna cut it
with Cassie, okay?
426
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,514
Let's do it from the top.
427
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,316
Just don't get
too close, girls.
428
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,450
Unless you're immune
429
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:48,519
to the herps.
430
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,454
Take five.
431
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,323
How did you get in here?
432
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,858
Don't apply logic to Lopez.
433
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,326
And if what I just saw
is any indication,
434
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,128
I can get in here
any time I want.
435
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,330
I've got moves your
mannequin ass couldn't handle.
436
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,365
Do you know what
your problem is, Santana?
437
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,301
You're loud and you're rude,
438
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,303
and you think
that attitude equals talent.
439
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,972
Another thing I am:
a hardcore friend.
440
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,308
Rachel and Kurt
are my family,
441
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,509
and I can smell
your sketchiness from here.
442
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,344
So let me tell you
how it's gonna be.
443
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,513
You're gonna move out
of our apartment tonight
444
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:18,983
or I can dig a little deeper
and destroy you.
445
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,017
You're all talk and no proof.
446
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,018
Don't need proof.
447
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,553
I know exactly what you are.
448
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,323
Yo, fly girls, can
I get some backup?
449
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,158
If you're any kind of dancer,
this one should be
450
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,227
in your bones.
451
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:40,738
♪ He's a coldhearted snake
452
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,539
♪ Girl ♪
453
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,841
♪ Look into his eyes
454
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:47,178
♪ Uh-oh, girl, don't play
the fool now ♪
455
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,879
♪ You're the one
giving up the love ♪
456
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,881
♪ Any time he needs it
457
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,750
♪ But you turn your back
458
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,019
♪ And then he's off
and running with the crowd ♪
459
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,088
♪ You're the one to sacrifice
460
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,390
♪ Anything to please him
461
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,392
♪ Do you really think he thinks
about you when he's out ♪
462
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:04,095
♪ He's a coldhearted snake
463
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,197
♪ Girl, look into his eyes
464
00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:08,399
♪ Uh-oh
465
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,900
♪ He's been telling lies
466
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:10,868
♪ He's a lover boy
467
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,436
♪ At play, girl
468
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,205
♪ He don't play by rules
469
00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:16,207
♪ Oh-oh, uh-oh
470
00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:18,542
♪ Girl, don't play the fool now ♪
471
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,711
♪ It was only late last night
472
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,713
♪ He was out there sneakin'
473
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:26,417
♪ Then he called to check that
you were waitin' by the phone ♪
474
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,219
♪ All the world's
a candy store ♪
475
00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:30,087
♪ He's been trick or treatin'
476
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,456
♪ When it comes to true love,
girl, with him ♪
477
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,091
♪ There's no one home
478
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,593
♪ He's a coldhearted snake
479
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:38,429
♪ Girl, look into his eyes
480
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:41,732
♪ Uh-oh, he's been
telling lies ♪
481
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,434
♪ He's a lover boy at play
482
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:45,403
♪ Girl, he don't play by rules
483
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:50,908
♪ Oh-oh, uh-oh, girl,
don't play the fool now ♪
484
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:55,413
♪ You can find
somebody better, girl ♪
485
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,416
♪ He's c-cold as ice
486
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,885
♪ As cold as ice
487
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:07,992
♪ He's cold as ice
488
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:11,295
♪ He's cold as ice ♪
489
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:13,264
♪ Stay away from him, girl
490
00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:15,299
♪ C-C-Coldhearted
491
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:17,301
♪ Ooh, ah, ah
492
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:20,938
♪ C-C-C-Coldhearted snake
493
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,174
♪ He's a coldhearted snake
494
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:24,942
♪ Look into his eyes
495
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,677
♪ Uh-oh
496
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,179
♪ He's been telling lies
497
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,948
♪ He's a lover boy at play
498
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:32,616
♪ He don't play by rules
499
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:34,952
♪ Oh, uh-oh
500
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,954
♪ Girl, don't play the fool,
no ♪
501
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,956
♪ Coldhearted snake
502
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,125
♪ Look into his eyes
503
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:42,660
♪ Uh-oh
504
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:46,731
♪ Oh, oh, oh,
he's a coldhearted snake. ♪
505
00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:49,433
Pack your bags.
506
00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:54,372
In the '90s,
507
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,473
the media pitted two
508
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:56,507
of America's hottest
music groups
509
00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:58,376
against one another
510
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,978
in an epic clash
for pop culture supremacy.
511
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,313
And just so y'all know,
512
00:23:02,315 --> 00:23:03,381
we'll be joining this performance
513
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,483
because we
are basically Switzerland,
514
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,485
and we support all parties
that are involved.
515
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:08,486
Thank you.
516
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:11,155
Whatever. Begin, please.
517
00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:19,363
♪ Hey, hey
518
00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:20,398
♪ Bye, bye, bye
519
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,999
♪ Bye, bye
520
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,669
♪ Oh, oh
521
00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:28,839
♪ I'm doing this tonight
522
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:31,709
♪ You're probably
gonna start a fight ♪
523
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,744
♪ So now it's time to leave
524
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,713
♪ And make it alone
525
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:39,383
♪ I know that
I can't take no more ♪
526
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:41,585
♪ It ain't no lie
527
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:44,388
♪ I want to see you
out that door ♪
528
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:45,556
♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye
529
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:48,426
♪ You are
530
00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:50,361
♪ My fire
531
00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:55,699
♪ My one desire
532
00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:58,035
♪ Believe
533
00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:01,105
♪ When I say
534
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:06,210
♪ I want it that way
535
00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:08,612
♪ Bye, bye, don't want
to be a fool for you ♪
536
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:12,383
♪ Just another player
in your game for two ♪
537
00:24:12,385 --> 00:24:15,219
♪ It might sound crazy,
but it ain't no lie ♪
538
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:17,421
♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye
♪ Tell me why
539
00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:20,257
♪ Ain't nothing
but a heartache ♪
540
00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:22,393
♪ Tell me why
541
00:24:22,395 --> 00:24:26,263
♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake
542
00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:27,565
♪ Tell me why
543
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:31,735
♪ I never want to hear you say
544
00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:36,407
♪ I want it that way
545
00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:38,642
♪ You are
546
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,245
♪ My fire
547
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,247
♪ You are
548
00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:47,351
♪ You are, you are, you are ♪
549
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,989
♪ Don't want to hear you say
550
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:55,993
♪ Bye, bye, bye
♪ Ain't nothing but a heartache ♪
551
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,628
♪ Make it tough
552
00:24:57,630 --> 00:25:00,331
♪ Ain't nothing but a...
553
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,333
♪ Ain't no lie, bye, bye
554
00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:05,269
♪ Don't want to be a fool for you ♪
♪ You are my fire
555
00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:08,672
♪ Just another player in your game for two ♪
♪ Tell me why
556
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,341
♪ You may hate me
♪ I want it that way
557
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:11,442
♪ But it ain't no lie
558
00:25:11,444 --> 00:25:12,676
♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye
559
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:15,346
♪ Don't really want
to make it tough ♪
560
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,615
♪ I just want to tell you that I had enough ♪
♪ One desire
561
00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:19,517
♪ Tell me why
♪ It might sound crazy
562
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:23,187
♪ But it ain't no lie, baby, bye, bye, bye ♪
♪ I want it that way
563
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,022
♪ Bye, bye.
564
00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:35,332
Well, the love on the stage
is obvious.
565
00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:37,801
You two bros need
to just hug it out.
566
00:25:37,803 --> 00:25:40,804
I'm in.
567
00:25:40,806 --> 00:25:42,640
What do you say, Mr. Shue?
568
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,814
I-I want to, Finn.
569
00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:52,883
I-I really do, I just...
570
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,386
I can't.
571
00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:02,560
Fine. Cool.
572
00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:06,163
There's nothing I can do or say
to win back your trust.
573
00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:08,232
I get it.
574
00:26:10,335 --> 00:26:12,570
For whatever it's worth, thanks.
575
00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:15,272
For everything.
576
00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:25,683
Guess who just got a job
577
00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:28,218
tending bar
at the Coyote Ugly saloon
578
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:30,187
down on First Street?
579
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:31,555
Hopefully it bodes better for me
580
00:26:31,557 --> 00:26:33,691
than any of the has-beens
who starred in that movie.
581
00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:35,225
Santana, if you'd just take
a seat, please
582
00:26:35,227 --> 00:26:37,561
and join us for a little
family loft conversation.
583
00:26:37,563 --> 00:26:39,363
Creepy,
584
00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:41,231
but okay.
585
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,434
We just got off the phone
586
00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:44,702
with Brody.
587
00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:46,570
Did you confront him
588
00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:49,373
at NYADA with a
Paula Abdul song?
589
00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:50,274
You can't just
590
00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:51,609
march on in there
591
00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:53,377
and like,
act all crazy, okay?
592
00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:54,712
We go to school there.
593
00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:56,814
That was the best performance
that place has seen in years.
594
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,219
We want you to move out.
595
00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:05,222
You're joking.
596
00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:06,223
We're not.
597
00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:09,426
Olsen twins,
let me tell you something.
598
00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:11,295
I have known you both
for years,
599
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,397
and I don't like either of you
90% of the time.
600
00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:16,066
In fact, your wide-eyed,
Keane painting approach of life
601
00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:19,903
makes my teeth hurt
and my breasts ache with rage,
602
00:27:19,905 --> 00:27:22,473
but you know what,
I have love for you.
603
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:24,742
You're my family,
604
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,276
and I haven't lied to you
in months.
605
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:28,078
I'm smarter about other people
than the both of you.
606
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,915
Santana, you're making Brody
feel uncomfortable, okay?
607
00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:34,251
And he was here first,
so you either lay off of it
608
00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:35,319
or you move out.
609
00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,623
Fine.
610
00:27:39,625 --> 00:27:41,091
That's fine.
611
00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:42,926
You know what, I don't...
I don't mind going.
612
00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:45,095
I ran into Lena Dunham
613
00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:46,664
at Barney's,
614
00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:49,166
and she told me
that I could crash with her
615
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,168
if I ever needed to,
so that's cool
616
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,836
'cause she has
two Golden Globes.
617
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:55,339
Oh, you know what,
and another thing.
618
00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:58,208
I have what Access Hollywood
calls street smarts.
619
00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:01,345
I'm right about plastic man.
620
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,292
I'm pretty sure
she just stole my comforter.
621
00:28:15,294 --> 00:28:16,393
Bitch took my pillow.
622
00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:23,133
Enough about me
and my sad, boring stories.
623
00:28:26,137 --> 00:28:29,206
I killed it,
but we're still feuding.
624
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,508
I just can't in good conscience
call him a woman.
625
00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:33,644
I respect his choices...
626
00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:35,713
But what's true is true:
I could put on a bunny suit
627
00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:38,115
and hop around school
giving out chocolate eggs.
628
00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:47,391
Yeah, totally.
629
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,526
Can you prove it?
630
00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,528
I mean, if someone were to say
that we aren't friends
631
00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:53,597
because we haven't even met
in person...
632
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,835
Pissed off.
633
00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:00,838
Well, this Wade/Unique guy
believes he's a girl.
634
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,406
He doesn't need any proof.
635
00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:04,408
It's his truth.
636
00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:11,849
How are you so smart
and so hot at the same time?
637
00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:17,788
Send me another shirtless pic
when you get the chance.
638
00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:24,428
Wow.
639
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,430
♪ Oh
640
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,366
♪ Yeah
641
00:29:29,368 --> 00:29:31,034
♪ Mmm
642
00:29:31,036 --> 00:29:34,071
♪ You look in my eyes
643
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:36,540
♪ And I get emotional
644
00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:37,875
♪ Inside
645
00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:39,543
♪ I know it's crazy
646
00:29:39,545 --> 00:29:40,778
♪ But you still can touch
647
00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:42,613
♪ My heart
648
00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:44,248
♪ And after all this time
649
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,416
♪ You'd think that I
650
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:48,051
♪ Wouldn't feel the same
651
00:29:48,053 --> 00:29:50,287
♪ But time melts into nothing
652
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:53,423
♪ And nothing's changed
653
00:29:53,425 --> 00:29:56,093
♪ I still believe
654
00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:59,229
♪ That someday you and me
655
00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:01,098
♪ Will find ourselves
656
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,567
♪ In love again
657
00:30:03,569 --> 00:30:06,236
♪ Oh, baby, yeah
♪ I still believe ♪
658
00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:09,106
♪ Baby, I do
♪ Someday you and me ♪
659
00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:11,909
♪ Just give me one more try
660
00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:13,243
♪ In love again.
661
00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:19,750
♪ Oh, yeah
662
00:30:19,752 --> 00:30:21,585
♪ Oh
663
00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:24,254
♪ This one is for the boys
with the booming system ♪
664
00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:25,823
♪ Top down,
AC with the cooling system ♪
665
00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:28,125
♪ When he come up in the club,
he be blazing up ♪
666
00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:30,294
♪ He got stacks on deck
like he saving up ♪
667
00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:32,095
♪ And he ill, he real,
he might got a deal ♪
668
00:30:32,097 --> 00:30:34,264
♪ He pop bottles and he got
the right kind of bill ♪
669
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:35,933
♪ He cold, he dope,
he might be broke ♪
670
00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:37,267
♪ He always in the air,
but he never fly coach ♪
671
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:40,003
♪ He a total freaking trip,
trip, sailor of the ship, ship ♪
672
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,505
♪ When he make it drip, drip,
kiss him on the lip, lip ♪
673
00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:43,273
♪ That's the kind of dude
I was looking for ♪
674
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:45,309
♪ And yes, you'll get slapped
if you looking, ho ♪
675
00:30:45,311 --> 00:30:47,344
♪ I said, "Excuse me,
you're a hell of a guy ♪
676
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,645
♪ "I mean, my-my-my-my,
you're like pelican fly ♪
677
00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:51,315
♪ "I mean, you're so shy
and I'm loving your tie ♪
678
00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:53,517
♪ You're like slicker than the
guy with the thing on his eye" ♪
679
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,118
♪ Oh, yes, I did, yes, I did
680
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,820
♪ Somebody please tell him
who the hell I is ♪
681
00:30:56,822 --> 00:30:58,455
♪ I am Nicki Minaj,
I mack them dudes up ♪
682
00:30:58,457 --> 00:31:00,457
♪ Back coupes up,
chuck the deuce up ♪
683
00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:03,293
♪ Boy, you got my heartbeat
runnin' away ♪
684
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:06,697
♪ Beatin' like a drum
and it's coming your way ♪
685
00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:08,632
♪ Can't you hear the boom
686
00:31:08,634 --> 00:31:10,701
♪ Badoom, boom, boom, badoom,
boom bass ♪
687
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,803
♪ That's the super bass,
boom, badoom, boom ♪
688
00:31:12,805 --> 00:31:15,639
♪ Boom, badoom, boom bass,
that's the super bass ♪
689
00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:18,475
♪ This heartbeat runnin' away
690
00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:22,479
♪ Don't you hear that heartbeat
comin' your way? ♪
691
00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:24,014
♪ Oh, it feel like boom,
badoom, boom ♪
692
00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:26,383
♪ Boom, badoom, boom bass
♪ I still believe
693
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:28,185
♪ Can't you hear that boom,
badoom, boom ♪
694
00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:29,319
♪ Boom, badoom, boom bass?
695
00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:34,491
♪ Don't you know
that I still believe ♪
696
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:36,693
♪ That someday you and me
697
00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:38,228
♪ Can't you hear
that boom, badoom, boom ♪
698
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,997
♪ Boom, badoom, boom bass?
699
00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:42,065
♪ Will love again
700
00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:45,168
♪ Boom, badoom, boom,
boom, badoom, boom bass ♪
701
00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:46,169
♪ That's the super bass
702
00:31:46,171 --> 00:31:49,907
♪ I had a dream
703
00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:52,209
♪ That one day you and me
704
00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:54,211
♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom,
badoom, boom ♪
705
00:31:54,213 --> 00:31:55,345
♪ Boom, badoom, boom bass
706
00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:57,214
♪ Will love again
707
00:31:57,216 --> 00:31:59,683
♪ Boom, badoom, boom,
boom, badoom, boom bass ♪
708
00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:01,385
♪ Yeah,
that's that super bass. ♪
709
00:32:05,556 --> 00:32:08,258
And that, ladies, gays,
and in-betweeners,
710
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,426
and hag for life,
711
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:10,560
is how it's done.
712
00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:12,095
Impressive, Sue,
both of you.
713
00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:13,931
But Coach Sylvester used like,
714
00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:15,565
feathers and a black light,
715
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:17,935
and she brought in the Cheerios.
Yeah, that's not fair.
716
00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:20,203
Yes, but nobody ever said
life is fair, Tina.
717
00:32:20,205 --> 00:32:21,705
So, William,
718
00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:23,740
though it's shockingly clear
who the winner is,
719
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:25,208
would you do the honors,
720
00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:27,277
and unlike that interminably
long voting montage
721
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,545
at the end of Lincoln,
722
00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:29,947
let's make this fast.
723
00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:33,083
Show of hands for
Blaine as Mariah.
724
00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:34,284
Thank you, Tina.
725
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:35,218
Come on.
726
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:36,253
Noted.
727
00:32:36,255 --> 00:32:38,889
All in favor of Sue as Nicki?
728
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:43,560
Well, I hope you're ready
for some form-fitting polyester,
729
00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:44,795
gay Clark Kent
730
00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:46,396
from season one
of Smallville,
731
00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:48,398
because it looks like
you're going to be the bottom
732
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:52,336
of my Cheerios pyramid
after all.
733
00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:11,722
So you really are leaving?
734
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,359
Yeah.
735
00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:20,630
I just wanted to thank you
for everything
736
00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:22,566
you did for me.
737
00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:29,339
Thank you.
738
00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:33,110
So...
739
00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:34,277
what's next for you?
740
00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:35,979
I don't know.
741
00:33:35,981 --> 00:33:37,347
Probably a lot of long hours
742
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:38,749
of figuring out
what's next for me.
743
00:33:44,322 --> 00:33:45,389
Um...
744
00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:48,158
Can I speak freely?
745
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,495
Yeah, sure, I'm not your
commanding officer or anything.
746
00:33:51,497 --> 00:33:52,863
Say whatever
you want.
747
00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:56,299
Dude, you really need
to grow a pair.
748
00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:58,969
Maybe you should go back
to not speaking so freely.
749
00:33:58,971 --> 00:34:00,170
I know that
750
00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:01,972
you're feeling bad about
yourself right now.
751
00:34:01,974 --> 00:34:04,141
And I also know
how just one kiss
752
00:34:04,143 --> 00:34:06,043
can get you into
a whole lot of trouble.
753
00:34:06,045 --> 00:34:11,148
But if Mr. Shue doesn't want you
around anymore, forget him.
754
00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:13,316
Don't let him define you.
755
00:34:13,318 --> 00:34:15,552
Problem is, he does define me.
756
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:19,189
The four years I spent
in this Glee Club
757
00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:20,824
defines me.
758
00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:22,492
This whole freakin' school
defines me,
759
00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:24,027
and without it, i am...
760
00:34:24,029 --> 00:34:26,363
I just feel... lost.
761
00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:27,197
So...
762
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,533
After we lost
Sectionals, I was
763
00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:30,901
terrified
764
00:34:30,903 --> 00:34:32,702
that everything was
just going to fall apart,
765
00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:34,204
but you fought
766
00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:35,839
to keep us together.
767
00:34:35,841 --> 00:34:37,374
You're a natural leader, Finn.
768
00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:39,543
A teacher.
769
00:34:39,545 --> 00:34:41,912
You don't need
Mr. Shue's approval to be that.
770
00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:42,913
Yeah,
771
00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:44,014
but I do need a little thing
772
00:34:44,016 --> 00:34:45,015
called a teaching degree.
773
00:34:45,017 --> 00:34:46,783
So...
774
00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:49,453
...go get one.
775
00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:06,369
You gonna challenge
all three of us to a feud now?
776
00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:08,271
Look, I asked you guys here
for a truce.
777
00:35:09,707 --> 00:35:10,707
Okay, sometimes
778
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:12,275
I don't know how to fit in here.
779
00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:15,378
But kissing you, Marley...
780
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:16,913
that was so out of line,
and I'm sorry.
781
00:35:16,915 --> 00:35:18,415
It's okay.
782
00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:21,451
It's not, but...
I'll never do it again.
783
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,455
Look, friendship is about trust.
784
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:27,424
Okay? It's like
when we're playing football.
785
00:35:27,426 --> 00:35:29,626
Look, I fumbled
the ball this time,
786
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,895
but you know
I have good hands.
787
00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:33,063
I just made a mistake.
788
00:35:33,065 --> 00:35:34,231
You know
789
00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:35,732
if you give me the ball again,
790
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:36,967
I won't let you down.
791
00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:43,607
Yeah, but it might take
a little while.
792
00:35:43,609 --> 00:35:44,608
I take that.
793
00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:46,076
Thank you.
794
00:35:47,079 --> 00:35:48,612
Unique...
795
00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:50,981
Look, I'm not gonna pretend
like I understand everything
796
00:35:50,983 --> 00:35:52,115
that's going on with you.
797
00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:55,418
But you have a truth,
798
00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:56,586
and as your friend,
799
00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:58,321
I need to support
that truth, so...
800
00:35:58,323 --> 00:35:59,823
you're a girl, dude.
801
00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:03,426
Holy crap, did I mess that up?
802
00:36:03,428 --> 00:36:04,327
No, it's just...
803
00:36:05,763 --> 00:36:07,631
That day, after we sang...
804
00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:11,101
I decided to walk home
in all my Leslie Uggams glory,
805
00:36:11,103 --> 00:36:14,137
and a group of popular girls
came after me.
806
00:36:14,139 --> 00:36:15,272
...serious?
Look at this.
807
00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:17,340
Are you a boy
or a girl?
808
00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:19,509
Hey! Freak!
809
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,344
Lady Freak!
810
00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:23,346
I got home before
they caught up to me,
811
00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:25,448
but I was so scared.
812
00:36:25,450 --> 00:36:26,983
I'm walking you home
from now on.
813
00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:27,984
Yeah. Me, too.
814
00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:29,619
Me, three.
Me, four.
815
00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:31,521
And P.S., do those bitches
go to this school?
816
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,156
'Cause if so,
I want their names
817
00:36:33,158 --> 00:36:34,524
so I can put Nair
in their shampoo bottles.
818
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,526
Wait a minute. We're friends?
Look,
819
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,461
I don't know if it's 'cause
I've been dating Puckerman,
820
00:36:38,463 --> 00:36:40,664
which makes it really hard
to judge anyone--
821
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:43,133
and I will deny it
outside in the real world--
822
00:36:43,135 --> 00:36:44,301
but, yes.
823
00:36:44,303 --> 00:36:45,302
We're friends.
824
00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:46,670
And we're in this together.
825
00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:47,804
I'm a winner,
826
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:48,972
and I want to win
Regionals.
827
00:36:48,974 --> 00:36:50,373
So we need
to cut the crap
828
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:51,308
and the fighting
829
00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:52,809
and tighten up
so we can win this.
830
00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:55,478
Friendships are tested
like this all the time.
831
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,646
And the ones that are real
832
00:36:56,648 --> 00:36:58,215
are the ones
that pass the test.
833
00:36:58,217 --> 00:37:00,150
Artie and Tina and Sam
and probably Brittany
834
00:37:00,152 --> 00:37:01,685
are all going to be gone
next year,
835
00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:03,153
and it's going to be up to us
836
00:37:03,155 --> 00:37:04,688
to keep up the Glee Club torch.
837
00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:07,023
Not just winning
competitions, but...
838
00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:10,060
the legacy of being
the only place at this school--
839
00:37:10,062 --> 00:37:11,661
at any school--
840
00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,330
where the most special thing
you can be is yourself.
841
00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:15,065
Think we're up for it?
842
00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:16,166
Are you kidding?
843
00:37:16,168 --> 00:37:18,201
This place ain't seen
nothing yet.
844
00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:19,536
Yeah!
Oh, yeah...
)
845
00:37:24,243 --> 00:37:27,410
SUE:
You look absolutely
846
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:28,211
adorable.
847
00:37:28,213 --> 00:37:29,579
And just to
show there's
848
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,014
no animosity between us,
849
00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:32,215
I've decided to make
you and Becky
850
00:37:32,217 --> 00:37:34,384
my Cheerios!
Co-captains.
851
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:35,752
Yes!
852
00:37:36,687 --> 00:37:38,221
I love you.
853
00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:39,589
Thank you.
854
00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:42,359
Let this be a life
lesson to you--
855
00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:44,694
one that you'll remember
20 years from now,
856
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:46,263
when you're playing
"Uncle Nubbins"
857
00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:48,398
on The Suite Life of
Zack and Cody reboot--
858
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,567
that the real world is nothing
like the Glee Club,
859
00:37:50,569 --> 00:37:52,602
where you can join and rejoin,
860
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,371
quit and requit
861
00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:55,939
whenever you're not crying
862
00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,574
or throwing confetti
at each other.
863
00:37:57,576 --> 00:38:00,210
Because in the real world,
there are commitments...
864
00:38:00,212 --> 00:38:02,479
and you're only as good
as your word.
865
00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:08,285
Blaine Devon Anderson,
866
00:38:08,287 --> 00:38:10,787
do I have your word
that you are
867
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,956
fully committed
to my team?
868
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,224
What? She can't hear you!
869
00:38:14,226 --> 00:38:16,259
Yes, Coach Sylvester.
870
00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:18,895
All right.
871
00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:20,730
Gymnasium, 3:05.
872
00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:23,133
Oh, a little trick
of the trade...
873
00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:24,901
from now on,
wear a thong
874
00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:27,037
to avoid visible panty lines.
875
00:38:45,756 --> 00:38:46,956
How'd it go?
876
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,291
Exactly as planned.
877
00:38:48,293 --> 00:38:49,259
I'm gonna work
from the inside
878
00:38:49,261 --> 00:38:50,927
and bring her down.
879
00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:52,095
By the time we graduate,
880
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,296
Sue Sylvester's
reign of terror
881
00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:54,264
will finally be over.
882
00:38:54,266 --> 00:38:56,499
Excellent!
883
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,515
Good evening, Vicky.
884
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,620
Santana. How did you...
885
00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:19,456
I told you.
This is what I do.
886
00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:20,523
You can't tell Rachel.
887
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,625
Please, I'm not proud of this.
888
00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:23,793
Save it.
889
00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:25,295
I think there's someone
more important
890
00:39:25,297 --> 00:39:26,529
that you should convince
tonight.
891
00:39:31,969 --> 00:39:33,136
Okay.
892
00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:35,205
Well, I am going
to leave you two alone
893
00:39:35,207 --> 00:39:36,706
for a little girl talk.
894
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:37,774
Have fun.
895
00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:48,218
Listen, I can explain this.
Shut your mouth.
896
00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:49,652
After tonight...
897
00:39:49,654 --> 00:39:51,187
you're a ghost.
898
00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:53,556
You disappear
from her life forever.
899
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:55,325
No good-byes, nothing.
900
00:39:55,327 --> 00:39:56,726
I love her.
901
00:40:00,164 --> 00:40:02,432
But she doesn't really even know
who you are.
902
00:40:03,834 --> 00:40:04,901
Yet.
903
00:40:07,171 --> 00:40:08,204
You can't tell her.
904
00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:13,276
Ah!
905
00:40:17,682 --> 00:40:19,249
Ah!
906
00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:26,322
Stay away from my future wife!
907
00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:35,064
♪ All I want to get is...
908
00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:39,302
♪ A little bit closer
909
00:40:40,237 --> 00:40:42,205
♪ All I want to know is
910
00:40:42,207 --> 00:40:45,442
♪ Can you come
a little closer? ♪
911
00:40:47,044 --> 00:40:48,578
♪ Here comes the breath
912
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,246
♪ Before we get
913
00:40:50,248 --> 00:40:53,216
♪ A little bit closer
914
00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:55,785
♪ Here comes the rush
915
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:58,221
♪ Before we touch
916
00:40:58,223 --> 00:40:59,823
♪ Come a little closer
917
00:41:02,059 --> 00:41:03,426
♪ The lights are off
918
00:41:03,428 --> 00:41:05,728
♪ And the sun is
finally setting ♪
919
00:41:05,730 --> 00:41:09,599
♪ The night sky
is changing overhead ♪
920
00:41:09,601 --> 00:41:12,302
♪ It's not just all physical
921
00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:16,239
♪ I'm the type
who will get oh, so critical ♪
922
00:41:16,241 --> 00:41:19,609
♪ So let's make things
physical ♪
923
00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:21,244
♪ I won't treat you like
924
00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:23,246
♪ You're oh, so typical
925
00:41:23,248 --> 00:41:24,914
♪ I want you close
926
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,249
♪ I want you
927
00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:30,086
♪ I won't treat you
like you're typical ♪
928
00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:31,921
♪ I want you close
929
00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,590
♪ I want you
930
00:41:33,592 --> 00:41:37,360
♪ I won't treat you
like you're typical ♪
931
00:41:39,263 --> 00:41:41,331
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh
932
00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:44,267
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh
933
00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:47,937
♪ Here come the dreams
of you and me ♪
934
00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:50,273
♪ Here come the dreams
935
00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:52,275
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
936
00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:55,144
♪ Here come the dreams
of you and me ♪
937
00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:58,314
♪ Here come the dreams...
938
00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:01,451
♪ It's not just all physical
939
00:42:01,453 --> 00:42:05,288
♪ I'm the type
who will get oh, so critical ♪
940
00:42:05,290 --> 00:42:08,858
♪ So let's make things
physical ♪
941
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:12,195
♪ I won't treat you
like you're oh, so typical ♪
942
00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:14,464
♪ I want you close
943
00:42:14,466 --> 00:42:15,798
♪ I want you
944
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,002
♪ I won't treat you
like you're typical ♪
945
00:42:19,004 --> 00:42:20,370
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh
946
00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:22,372
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh...
947
00:42:22,374 --> 00:42:23,873
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ I won't
948
00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,875
♪ Treat you
like you're typical ♪
949
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,478
♪ All I want to get is
950
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,479
♪ Doo doo doo-doo
951
00:42:29,481 --> 00:42:31,814
♪ A little bit closer
952
00:42:31,816 --> 00:42:33,216
♪ Doo doo doo
953
00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:36,019
♪ All I want to know is
954
00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:38,821
♪ Doo doo doo doo ♪
♪ Can you come a little closer? ♪
955
00:42:38,823 --> 00:42:40,390
♪ Doo doo doo.
956
00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:42,992
So you apologized
to all of them?
957
00:42:42,994 --> 00:42:44,227
That's great.
958
00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:47,163
I'm so glad you all
have each others' backs.
959
00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:48,898
I couldn't have done it
without you.
960
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,000
It's weird, but I haven't felt
this close
961
00:42:51,002 --> 00:42:53,736
to someone in a while.
962
00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:57,073
What about Marley?
Are you still crushing on her?
963
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:02,412
I'm starting to feel like
maybe I've kind of moved on.
964
00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:34,043
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965
00:43:34,045 --> 00:43:36,112
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966
00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:49,492
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