1 00:00:01,558 --> 00:00:04,126 Simone, I love my fedora. Thank you so much. 2 00:00:04,127 --> 00:00:06,662 I wrote your name in rhinestones until I ran out. 3 00:00:06,663 --> 00:00:07,663 Well, I will cherish it. 4 00:00:07,664 --> 00:00:09,364 Now, little Tambert is doing great. 5 00:00:09,399 --> 00:00:11,934 However, I have some concerns regarding your health, 6 00:00:11,968 --> 00:00:13,969 which may risk affecting the pregnancy. 7 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:16,839 Chief among them 8 00:00:16,873 --> 00:00:18,373 being your... 9 00:00:18,408 --> 00:00:20,909 Just you're a little bit... 10 00:00:20,944 --> 00:00:22,811 Just one second. 11 00:00:22,846 --> 00:00:24,146 Mindy. 12 00:00:24,180 --> 00:00:25,614 Ooh, cool hat. I need your help. 13 00:00:25,648 --> 00:00:27,749 I need you to tell my favorite patient she's fat. 14 00:00:27,784 --> 00:00:28,784 What? No. 15 00:00:28,785 --> 00:00:29,818 Please, I can't tell her. 16 00:00:29,819 --> 00:00:31,119 She loves me. It would break her. 17 00:00:31,154 --> 00:00:32,287 All right. 18 00:00:32,322 --> 00:00:33,822 Dr. Lahiri, how dare you. 19 00:00:33,857 --> 00:00:35,891 I think she looks gorgeous the way she is. 20 00:00:35,925 --> 00:00:36,992 But, what, she needs to lose weight now? 21 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:39,061 Okay, relax. 22 00:00:39,095 --> 00:00:41,235 Okay, yes, you could lose some weight. 23 00:00:41,236 --> 00:00:43,899 - I'm sorry. - Lose weight while I'm pregnant? 24 00:00:43,933 --> 00:00:45,901 I've never heard of anything so crazy. 25 00:00:45,935 --> 00:00:48,170 I know, but certain complications can arise when... 26 00:00:48,204 --> 00:00:49,671 You lose weight. Excuse me? 27 00:00:49,706 --> 00:00:50,839 You heard me. 28 00:00:50,874 --> 00:00:51,874 You're no Keira Knightley. 29 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:53,208 First of all, I am not overweight. 30 00:00:53,209 --> 00:00:55,010 I fluctuate between chubby and curvy. 31 00:00:55,044 --> 00:00:56,778 Second of all, I am not the pregnant one here. 32 00:00:56,779 --> 00:00:58,914 You're not? I coulda sworn. 33 00:00:58,948 --> 00:01:01,049 I coulda sworn that you were a bouncer at an Orlando strip club, 34 00:01:01,050 --> 00:01:02,251 but I kept that to myself. 35 00:01:02,285 --> 00:01:03,619 Okay, okay, I think we're losing track 36 00:01:03,620 --> 00:01:04,953 of the issue here, okay? 37 00:01:04,988 --> 00:01:06,255 Which is that you are a gorgeous, 38 00:01:06,289 --> 00:01:07,923 rubenesque plum, 39 00:01:07,924 --> 00:01:09,525 and if it was up to me, you'd gain weight. 40 00:01:09,526 --> 00:01:11,560 - No, no, no, no. - And you would love it, wouldn't you, Jimmy? 41 00:01:11,594 --> 00:01:14,029 If you do not lose weight, Simone, 42 00:01:14,063 --> 00:01:16,865 your baby will be put at risk. 43 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:18,233 I... I hate this. 44 00:01:18,234 --> 00:01:20,836 I think you are perfect, but, I don't know, 45 00:01:20,870 --> 00:01:23,111 maybe there's some validity to what this woman is saying. 46 00:01:23,139 --> 00:01:24,640 I know this is gonna be tough, 47 00:01:24,674 --> 00:01:26,375 but we should listen to Dr. Reed. 48 00:01:26,409 --> 00:01:27,543 Actually, it was me who... 49 00:01:27,544 --> 00:01:28,644 You're right, Dr. Reed. 50 00:01:28,678 --> 00:01:31,380 You and me, we both gotta face the facts 51 00:01:31,414 --> 00:01:32,614 and lose some weight. 52 00:01:32,649 --> 00:01:33,849 No, I'm not in this... 53 00:01:33,883 --> 00:01:36,618 It's for our health. 54 00:01:36,619 --> 00:01:38,020 Yeah, okay. 55 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:39,121 It's a brave step, Mindy. 56 00:01:39,155 --> 00:01:40,455 Get off of me. Okay. 57 00:01:52,785 --> 00:01:54,990 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 58 00:01:58,241 --> 00:01:59,741 hey, little bro. 59 00:01:59,776 --> 00:02:01,076 Hey, happy birth-dizzle. 60 00:02:01,110 --> 00:02:02,878 - Yeah. - Happy Birthday. 61 00:02:04,447 --> 00:02:05,981 You're amazing. 62 00:02:06,015 --> 00:02:07,916 Rish, that was an incredible birthday song. 63 00:02:07,951 --> 00:02:09,017 Play it for mom and dad. 64 00:02:09,018 --> 00:02:10,586 So how are you celebrating? 65 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:12,287 I am actually spending my birthday 66 00:02:12,288 --> 00:02:13,755 going on a blind date. 67 00:02:13,790 --> 00:02:15,190 What happened to the midwife dude 68 00:02:15,191 --> 00:02:16,358 that you were getting weird with? 69 00:02:16,359 --> 00:02:18,360 Oh, Brendan? He's dead, yeah. 70 00:02:18,361 --> 00:02:19,661 He got hit by a bus. 71 00:02:19,696 --> 00:02:20,929 Sick! 72 00:02:20,964 --> 00:02:22,965 I am going on a date with a sophisticated gentleman 73 00:02:22,966 --> 00:02:24,199 that I met on the Internet. 74 00:02:24,233 --> 00:02:26,201 He looks exactly like Topher Grace. 75 00:02:26,235 --> 00:02:27,269 Huh? 76 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:29,705 Topher Grace from that '70s show. 77 00:02:29,739 --> 00:02:31,940 How am I supposed to remember a show from the '70s, dude? 78 00:02:31,941 --> 00:02:33,542 I was born in 1991. 79 00:02:33,576 --> 00:02:35,210 Ugh, okay. Rishi, I gotta go. 80 00:02:35,211 --> 00:02:36,712 I'm here, okay? Bye, love you. 81 00:02:36,746 --> 00:02:39,548 Be safe! Make good choices! 82 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:45,921 Surprise! 83 00:02:47,757 --> 00:02:49,758 No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. 84 00:02:49,792 --> 00:02:51,593 You can't be here, you can't be here, 85 00:02:51,628 --> 00:02:53,028 'cause I'm going on a first date, 86 00:02:53,029 --> 00:02:55,464 a blind date with a really promising cute guy who looks... 87 00:02:55,498 --> 00:02:56,832 A little bit like Topher Grace? 88 00:02:56,833 --> 00:02:58,500 Oh! 89 00:02:58,501 --> 00:03:00,068 You're Zach peabody? 90 00:03:00,103 --> 00:03:01,870 Born in Evansville, Illinois, 1977. 91 00:03:01,904 --> 00:03:03,105 6'1", 185 pounds. 92 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:05,440 Fiscally conservative, social liberal. 93 00:03:05,475 --> 00:03:07,209 Morgan, you set up a fake profile account on Facebook 94 00:03:07,210 --> 00:03:08,443 and then asked me out on it? 95 00:03:08,478 --> 00:03:09,809 It was all a ruse. 96 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:11,246 Sorry, we didn't know about the whole fake date thing. 97 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,948 But it got you here. 98 00:03:12,982 --> 00:03:15,422 Guys, I just, I really didn't want a birthday party this year. 99 00:03:17,086 --> 00:03:18,920 Happy Birthday, miss Mindy. 100 00:03:18,955 --> 00:03:20,288 Olga, my housekeeper. 101 00:03:20,323 --> 00:03:22,824 I was in charge of the guest list, 102 00:03:22,825 --> 00:03:24,459 and so I had Morgan blast your contacts. 103 00:03:24,494 --> 00:03:25,761 Oh, my God. 104 00:03:25,795 --> 00:03:26,995 Is that my plumber? 105 00:03:26,996 --> 00:03:28,263 And my old plumber? 106 00:03:28,264 --> 00:03:29,398 That's gonna be awkward. 107 00:03:29,432 --> 00:03:30,899 I don't even know who that guy is. 108 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:32,534 That is the gentleman you rear-ended 109 00:03:32,535 --> 00:03:33,669 in the Hamptons last summer, 110 00:03:33,703 --> 00:03:35,337 Mike accident. 111 00:03:39,042 --> 00:03:41,143 Dr. Lahiri, I am loving Chinese food. 112 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:43,679 Yeah, I'm having a great time too, Betsy. 113 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,447 I didn't meet a cute guy or anything, 114 00:03:45,448 --> 00:03:48,850 but my handyman did give me an earful about Obama. 115 00:03:48,851 --> 00:03:50,419 Hey, you're Mindy's friend, right? 116 00:03:50,453 --> 00:03:51,853 I'm Danny. 117 00:03:51,888 --> 00:03:53,121 Oh, hey, I'm Alex. 118 00:03:53,156 --> 00:03:54,423 Alex. 119 00:03:54,424 --> 00:03:56,525 That's usually a guy's name, right? 120 00:03:56,559 --> 00:03:58,694 Not... no? No, it's not. 121 00:03:58,695 --> 00:04:00,762 I'm... look, I mean, it fits you. 122 00:04:00,797 --> 00:04:02,998 - I'm not saying you're manish or anything... - Excuse me? 123 00:04:02,999 --> 00:04:04,266 I think the word Danny is searching for 124 00:04:04,267 --> 00:04:05,834 is statuesque. 125 00:04:05,868 --> 00:04:08,970 Where has Mindy been hiding you? 126 00:04:09,005 --> 00:04:10,972 I'm out of the country a lot. 127 00:04:11,007 --> 00:04:13,041 - Wow, traveling's really cool. - It's America's loss. 128 00:04:14,177 --> 00:04:15,210 I'm Dr. Jeremy Reed, 129 00:04:15,244 --> 00:04:17,145 and you are gorgeous. 130 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:21,616 I'm a doctor too, so... 131 00:04:21,651 --> 00:04:23,518 Well, it's nice meeting you both. 132 00:04:23,553 --> 00:04:25,220 - Doctors. - Great. 133 00:04:25,254 --> 00:04:26,855 As a courtesy, Danny, I should let you know 134 00:04:26,889 --> 00:04:28,990 that I'm interested in Alex, 135 00:04:28,991 --> 00:04:30,792 so maybe back off. 136 00:04:30,793 --> 00:04:32,260 So because you're interested, 137 00:04:32,261 --> 00:04:33,962 it means I can't be interested? 138 00:04:33,996 --> 00:04:35,363 No, you can be interested. 139 00:04:35,364 --> 00:04:36,698 Just don't want you to waste your time. 140 00:04:36,733 --> 00:04:38,734 Okay, we'll see. 141 00:04:38,768 --> 00:04:40,535 We will see. 142 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:45,473 - Did that hurt? - No. 143 00:04:45,474 --> 00:04:48,243 - Ugh. - Did that hurt? 144 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:49,511 No. 145 00:04:49,512 --> 00:04:52,013 I think it's time for the presents! 146 00:04:52,014 --> 00:04:53,482 Gwen, get it started. 147 00:04:53,516 --> 00:04:56,518 Oh, a book. 148 00:04:56,519 --> 00:04:59,087 Microwave cooking for one. 149 00:04:59,088 --> 00:05:00,188 Ohh. 150 00:05:00,223 --> 00:05:01,556 That's perfect for you. 151 00:05:01,557 --> 00:05:02,824 You have no idea how to cook, and you're single. 152 00:05:02,825 --> 00:05:03,959 That's a great gift, Gwen. 153 00:05:03,993 --> 00:05:06,561 What? What's that look? 154 00:05:06,596 --> 00:05:08,663 Oh, man, I wish I had a microwave. 155 00:05:08,698 --> 00:05:10,732 Now we have parker the intern. 156 00:05:10,733 --> 00:05:11,800 Ooh-ooh. 157 00:05:11,834 --> 00:05:13,735 Smoke alarm. 158 00:05:13,770 --> 00:05:16,705 A life-size body pillow of a shirtless Chris Evans. 159 00:05:16,739 --> 00:05:18,473 I silk-screened it myself 'cause you're always saying, 160 00:05:18,474 --> 00:05:20,075 "oh, I don't ever have any boyfriends, 161 00:05:20,076 --> 00:05:21,743 so nobody can ever cuddle me at night." 162 00:05:21,744 --> 00:05:22,978 So I made this guy for you. 163 00:05:22,979 --> 00:05:24,060 I'm not always saying that. 164 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,147 Yeah, you say it, like, 165 00:05:25,148 --> 00:05:26,181 once or twice a day for sure. 166 00:05:26,215 --> 00:05:27,582 Wow, very thoughtful. 167 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:29,251 I think that was the last gift. 168 00:05:29,252 --> 00:05:30,752 So thank you, guys, this was really cool. 169 00:05:30,753 --> 00:05:32,187 No, no, wait! Hold on, Mindy. 170 00:05:32,221 --> 00:05:33,822 There's one more surprise tonight. 171 00:05:33,856 --> 00:05:35,524 Because we all care about you so much, 172 00:05:35,558 --> 00:05:39,161 we decided to chip in and get you one last present. 173 00:05:39,162 --> 00:05:40,428 - Ooh. - So... 174 00:05:40,463 --> 00:05:42,931 Come on, an elliptical machine? 175 00:05:42,965 --> 00:05:44,099 You keep saying that you never have time to go to the gym, 176 00:05:44,133 --> 00:05:45,867 so now the gym can come to you. 177 00:05:45,902 --> 00:05:48,069 No more excuses, missy! 178 00:05:48,104 --> 00:05:51,540 I think I'm going to call it a night. 179 00:05:51,574 --> 00:05:54,376 Mindy, no, you can't leave. Everybody came here for you. 180 00:05:54,410 --> 00:05:55,911 Yeah, but I didn't want them to. 181 00:05:55,945 --> 00:05:57,012 Oh, boy. 182 00:05:57,046 --> 00:05:58,380 You have something to say, Danny? 183 00:05:58,414 --> 00:05:59,748 It's just that I always tell you 184 00:05:59,749 --> 00:06:01,416 that birthday celebrations are the worst. 185 00:06:01,450 --> 00:06:03,285 Well, I guess you were right. Congratulations. 186 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:04,920 I don't want to be right. I hate that I'm right. 187 00:06:04,954 --> 00:06:06,221 You do? You hate it? 188 00:06:06,255 --> 00:06:07,322 There's not, like, 189 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:08,523 some tiny little part of you 190 00:06:08,524 --> 00:06:10,992 that feels, like, really vindicated about all this? 191 00:06:10,993 --> 00:06:12,527 A tiny bit vindicated. 192 00:06:12,562 --> 00:06:13,663 Mindy, Mindy. 193 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:14,930 What are you doing? Stop! 194 00:06:14,931 --> 00:06:16,198 You're getting me with the zipper! 195 00:06:16,232 --> 00:06:18,233 Mindy, everyone here is having fun. 196 00:06:18,267 --> 00:06:19,634 Well, then I apologize, 197 00:06:19,635 --> 00:06:21,236 because my idea of fun 198 00:06:21,237 --> 00:06:22,571 is not receiving a ton of gifts 199 00:06:22,605 --> 00:06:25,240 that remind you how lame you are. 200 00:06:25,274 --> 00:06:26,775 This hurts, guys. 201 00:06:26,809 --> 00:06:28,577 It's a sad day for me 202 00:06:28,611 --> 00:06:29,911 when the most thoughtful present that I received 203 00:06:29,912 --> 00:06:32,781 was a swatch watch from Mike accident. 204 00:06:32,815 --> 00:06:35,116 So thank you, Mike. The rest of you, 205 00:06:35,151 --> 00:06:38,220 see you guys later. Have a great life. 206 00:06:38,254 --> 00:06:39,287 Whoa, whoa, Dr. "L"! 207 00:06:39,288 --> 00:06:41,562 Ow! Who put that gong there? 208 00:06:45,449 --> 00:06:47,317 I love chain restaurants. 209 00:06:47,351 --> 00:06:50,287 The booths are deep. The menus are comprehensive. 210 00:06:50,321 --> 00:06:51,655 Did you know that this restaurant 211 00:06:51,656 --> 00:06:53,456 has its own framed bill of rights? 212 00:06:53,491 --> 00:06:54,658 I have the right 213 00:06:54,692 --> 00:06:57,194 to life, liberty, and chicken wings. 214 00:06:57,228 --> 00:06:58,461 The women's room says "foxes." 215 00:06:58,496 --> 00:07:01,031 The men's room says "hounds." What? 216 00:07:01,065 --> 00:07:02,866 It's so creative. 217 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:05,101 This place is amazing. I feel at home. 218 00:07:05,136 --> 00:07:06,203 Wow, don't let me forget 219 00:07:06,204 --> 00:07:07,337 to have you fill out a comment card. 220 00:07:07,371 --> 00:07:09,372 That's hilarious. 221 00:07:09,407 --> 00:07:10,407 Thanks. 222 00:07:10,408 --> 00:07:11,441 You look like Thor. 223 00:07:11,475 --> 00:07:13,443 Okay, so what can I get you? 224 00:07:13,477 --> 00:07:15,212 Well, I thought I would order myself 225 00:07:15,213 --> 00:07:16,880 a birthday sundae, 226 00:07:16,881 --> 00:07:18,815 which I am happy to pay for. 227 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:19,950 Actually, if it's your birthday, 228 00:07:19,951 --> 00:07:21,484 the sundae's on the house. 229 00:07:21,485 --> 00:07:23,153 What? 230 00:07:23,154 --> 00:07:24,487 Okay, well, if that's the company policy, 231 00:07:24,488 --> 00:07:26,189 who am I to stand in the way of a free sundae? 232 00:07:26,224 --> 00:07:27,324 Thanks, man. 233 00:07:27,358 --> 00:07:28,792 Yes. 234 00:07:28,826 --> 00:07:30,160 You had to have her party 235 00:07:30,161 --> 00:07:31,695 at a Chinese restaurant, didn't you, Gwen? 236 00:07:31,729 --> 00:07:33,129 You know that Mindy doesn't trust anywhere 237 00:07:33,164 --> 00:07:35,365 where you have to ask for a fork. 238 00:07:35,399 --> 00:07:36,533 Okay, Mindy's not answering 239 00:07:36,567 --> 00:07:38,201 her home, work, or her cell. 240 00:07:38,202 --> 00:07:39,569 And I'm still waiting for confirmation 241 00:07:39,604 --> 00:07:40,770 from that fax I sent. 242 00:07:40,771 --> 00:07:42,839 Mrs. Chen, anytime. 243 00:07:42,874 --> 00:07:45,308 B-i-r-t-h-d-a-y, let's go. 244 00:07:45,343 --> 00:07:46,509 ♪ It is your birthday 245 00:07:46,544 --> 00:07:47,811 ♪ You're one year older 246 00:07:47,845 --> 00:07:49,212 ♪ Here with your friends 247 00:07:49,213 --> 00:07:51,314 whoa, stop. Where are your friends? 248 00:07:51,349 --> 00:07:53,049 Should we come back? 249 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:55,719 Is that really a lyric in the song? "Where are your friends"? 250 00:07:55,753 --> 00:07:57,487 Ugh, get outta here. 251 00:07:57,521 --> 00:08:00,857 And one strawberry cheesecake daiquiri. 252 00:08:00,892 --> 00:08:02,225 Hey, it's my birthday too. 253 00:08:02,226 --> 00:08:04,828 That's so random. Are you here by yourself? 254 00:08:04,862 --> 00:08:07,664 No, I'm gonna be joined by my cool friends. 255 00:08:07,698 --> 00:08:10,433 Well, in the meantime do you wanna come sit with us? 256 00:08:10,468 --> 00:08:12,068 To what end? 257 00:08:12,103 --> 00:08:13,270 For fun? 258 00:08:13,304 --> 00:08:14,638 This isn't, like, a mean prank? 259 00:08:14,672 --> 00:08:15,672 No. 260 00:08:15,673 --> 00:08:17,073 Okay. 261 00:08:17,074 --> 00:08:18,775 Okay, great. Yeah, we're right over here. 262 00:08:18,809 --> 00:08:21,311 Thor, transfer my check to that table, please. 263 00:08:21,345 --> 00:08:23,079 I think I'm gonna go look for her. 264 00:08:23,114 --> 00:08:24,981 No, Alex, don't worry. I'm sure she's fine. 265 00:08:25,016 --> 00:08:27,751 I wish I could share your cavalier attitude, Danny. 266 00:08:27,752 --> 00:08:30,086 Mindy's my friend, damn it. 267 00:08:30,121 --> 00:08:32,155 Everyone, I have an idea. 268 00:08:32,189 --> 00:08:34,457 Mindy once mentioned this charming creperie 269 00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:36,259 she frequents when she's feeling blue. 270 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:37,761 She's always confiding in me. 271 00:08:37,762 --> 00:08:39,396 I guess it's one of the curses 272 00:08:39,397 --> 00:08:40,764 of being a good listener. 273 00:08:40,798 --> 00:08:44,100 Well, I guess we might as well check? 274 00:08:44,101 --> 00:08:45,602 I'm so glad you're here, Jeremy. 275 00:08:45,636 --> 00:08:47,103 Yeah, me too. Me too. 276 00:08:47,138 --> 00:08:48,438 You know what, guys. 277 00:08:48,439 --> 00:08:50,106 Maybe I should come too, 278 00:08:50,141 --> 00:08:51,508 'cause I know Mindy. 279 00:08:51,542 --> 00:08:52,676 But more than that, 280 00:08:52,710 --> 00:08:54,477 I know this city. 281 00:08:54,512 --> 00:08:56,780 I breathe this city. 282 00:09:03,154 --> 00:09:04,788 So how do you guys know each other? 283 00:09:04,822 --> 00:09:06,690 Oh, we were in the same sorority at Rutgers. 284 00:09:06,724 --> 00:09:09,292 Whama! Bama! Delta gamma! 285 00:09:09,293 --> 00:09:10,860 And get this, 286 00:09:10,895 --> 00:09:11,928 they pitched in and bought me 287 00:09:11,929 --> 00:09:13,296 a friends trip for my birthday. 288 00:09:13,297 --> 00:09:15,198 We're gonna go see Taylor Swift in Virginia beach. 289 00:09:15,232 --> 00:09:17,667 This is, like, the best group of friends ever. 290 00:09:17,668 --> 00:09:19,369 You're supportive of each other. 291 00:09:19,403 --> 00:09:21,304 You wear cool sashes so people know what's up. 292 00:09:21,305 --> 00:09:22,806 I mean, you look like a sexy mayor. 293 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,341 You must have cool friends. 294 00:09:24,342 --> 00:09:25,709 You're an awesome doctor 295 00:09:25,710 --> 00:09:27,477 who has three clothes closets. 296 00:09:27,478 --> 00:09:28,511 Five if you count work. 297 00:09:28,546 --> 00:09:30,347 And all by the age of, 298 00:09:30,348 --> 00:09:31,715 what, are you, like, 28? 299 00:09:31,749 --> 00:09:33,350 Mm-hmm, I'm 28. 300 00:09:33,384 --> 00:09:34,851 No, my friends, 301 00:09:34,885 --> 00:09:36,886 they just use me for free birth control, 302 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:38,855 and they criticize me for being chubby. 303 00:09:40,558 --> 00:09:42,025 - You, chubby? - No! 304 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:44,894 Maybe I am chubby if my own friends call me chubby. 305 00:09:44,895 --> 00:09:46,162 No. 306 00:09:46,197 --> 00:09:48,498 That is inaccurate and also offensive, 307 00:09:48,532 --> 00:09:50,767 and irresponsible, and anti-woman. 308 00:09:50,768 --> 00:09:52,502 - That's crazy. - Yeah, you're gorgeous. 309 00:09:52,503 --> 00:09:54,070 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 310 00:09:54,105 --> 00:09:56,673 So, Alex, I grew up in the tri-state area. 311 00:09:56,707 --> 00:10:00,410 Did you grow up in any particular cluster of states? 312 00:10:02,446 --> 00:10:03,947 Oh, Danny. 313 00:10:03,948 --> 00:10:05,348 Good evening. May I help you? 314 00:10:12,289 --> 00:10:13,523 You gotta be kidding me. 315 00:10:13,557 --> 00:10:14,758 This is her. 316 00:10:14,759 --> 00:10:16,426 She looks different when she's awake. 317 00:10:16,460 --> 00:10:17,660 - No. - C'est dommage. 318 00:10:17,661 --> 00:10:18,895 Tu parle francais? 319 00:10:18,929 --> 00:10:20,697 - Et toi aussi? - Oui. 320 00:10:20,698 --> 00:10:22,332 I'll tell you right now, Mindy's never come here. 321 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:23,867 She likes a thick bread. 322 00:10:23,901 --> 00:10:27,037 And all I wanted to do was increase by breast size. 323 00:10:27,071 --> 00:10:29,472 And for the record I was going to go from A's 324 00:10:29,473 --> 00:10:30,940 to tasteful C's, 325 00:10:30,941 --> 00:10:32,342 and my friends wouldn't let me. 326 00:10:32,376 --> 00:10:34,344 - It's your body. - Thank you, Megyn. 327 00:10:34,378 --> 00:10:35,412 It's Bryan, guys. 328 00:10:35,446 --> 00:10:37,747 Mmm, Bryan with a "y" or an "i"? 329 00:10:37,782 --> 00:10:39,849 - "Y". - The hot kind. 330 00:10:39,884 --> 00:10:42,419 Ooh, he's slammed at work and can't make it. 331 00:10:42,453 --> 00:10:44,054 Tash, stockbrokers, 332 00:10:44,088 --> 00:10:45,655 they work all the time on Saturday nights. 333 00:10:45,656 --> 00:10:46,823 Their hours are crazy. 334 00:10:46,857 --> 00:10:48,358 I bet he'll take you out tomorrow. 335 00:10:48,392 --> 00:10:49,941 Yeah. 336 00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:52,262 Whoa, he's a stockbroker who's "working" on a Saturday night? 337 00:10:52,296 --> 00:10:54,197 He's slammed. He texted. 338 00:10:54,231 --> 00:10:56,433 Where is he texting you from on a Saturday night, 339 00:10:56,434 --> 00:10:57,734 hooker island? 340 00:10:57,735 --> 00:10:59,536 Where he's engaging in some leisure activities? 341 00:10:59,570 --> 00:11:00,570 What? 342 00:11:00,571 --> 00:11:01,838 We have to face the facts here. 343 00:11:01,839 --> 00:11:03,740 Bryan kinda sounds like a grade "a" sketchball. 344 00:11:03,774 --> 00:11:05,542 Ah, take it back. Excuse me? 345 00:11:05,543 --> 00:11:07,104 Sorry, I said it. Someone had to say it. 346 00:11:07,111 --> 00:11:08,745 You're wrong, and you're not my friend. 347 00:11:08,779 --> 00:11:10,013 Okay, well, neither are these three. 348 00:11:10,047 --> 00:11:13,283 What? Shut up, weird alone lady! 349 00:11:13,284 --> 00:11:15,418 You did not... 350 00:11:15,453 --> 00:11:17,787 - Okay, that's enough, sugar. - Oh, my God! 351 00:11:17,822 --> 00:11:20,323 You get your bony asses out of here! 352 00:11:20,324 --> 00:11:21,624 Oh, my God. 353 00:11:21,659 --> 00:11:24,627 Thank you so much for saving me from those psycho... 354 00:11:24,628 --> 00:11:25,762 Beverly? 355 00:11:25,796 --> 00:11:27,097 You work here? 356 00:11:27,098 --> 00:11:28,932 Well, look what the cat puked up. 357 00:11:32,649 --> 00:11:33,715 Ah, money's tight, 358 00:11:33,716 --> 00:11:36,847 so I been moonlighting as a busboy... no big whoop. 359 00:11:36,848 --> 00:11:41,042 So you were saying they bought you a eucalyptical machine? 360 00:11:41,043 --> 00:11:43,374 ♪ 361 00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:44,638 Eulyptical machine. 362 00:11:44,639 --> 00:11:45,995 It's basically like 363 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:48,092 a weight loss exercise machine. 364 00:11:48,093 --> 00:11:49,939 Whatever. * 365 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:51,507 in the form of a gift, if you ask me. 366 00:11:51,541 --> 00:11:52,942 Oh, don't listen to them. 367 00:11:52,943 --> 00:11:54,877 You're fine just the way you are. 368 00:11:54,878 --> 00:11:57,346 Built real sturdy for sex. 369 00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:59,582 Thank you. I never fall off the bed. 370 00:11:59,616 --> 00:12:00,783 Ugh. 371 00:12:00,784 --> 00:12:02,618 I'm dreading seeing them again though at work. 372 00:12:02,619 --> 00:12:05,588 Oh, who gives a crap what those other schmendricks think? 373 00:12:05,622 --> 00:12:08,824 Look, I didn't never really like you all that much. 374 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:09,992 Okay. 375 00:12:09,993 --> 00:12:12,127 But you're smart, you're tough, 376 00:12:12,128 --> 00:12:13,662 and you got class and sophistication 377 00:12:13,663 --> 00:12:15,364 coming out of your stinker, kitten. 378 00:12:15,398 --> 00:12:17,445 Thank you, Beverly. 379 00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:20,269 Hey, my shift's over. Wanna go get a drink? 380 00:12:20,303 --> 00:12:22,237 Okay. 381 00:12:22,272 --> 00:12:24,673 Maybe Mindy finally got a policeman 382 00:12:24,674 --> 00:12:26,075 to let her ride his horse. 383 00:12:26,109 --> 00:12:28,143 Is there a Liam Neeson revenge movie out? 384 00:12:28,144 --> 00:12:29,445 If so, she's there. 385 00:12:29,446 --> 00:12:31,313 So I say, "it's my money. 386 00:12:31,314 --> 00:12:33,115 I'll put whatever I want in the calzone." 387 00:12:33,149 --> 00:12:35,517 He's like, "get out." And they called the cops. 388 00:12:35,552 --> 00:12:37,586 Yo, you're not even listening to this story. 389 00:12:37,621 --> 00:12:38,854 It's crazy. I'm listening. 390 00:12:40,357 --> 00:12:42,458 What, do you like this girl? 391 00:12:42,459 --> 00:12:43,959 - No. - Yeah, you do. 392 00:12:43,994 --> 00:12:45,294 You're gonna let Dr. Reed take her? 393 00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:46,295 Are you kidding me? 394 00:12:46,296 --> 00:12:47,363 I mean, look at the guy. 395 00:12:47,397 --> 00:12:49,264 This is what he does. I can't compete. 396 00:12:49,299 --> 00:12:50,633 So this is just like me 397 00:12:50,634 --> 00:12:52,568 and cousin Lou and grandma right here. 398 00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:55,871 Okay, cousin Lou has always been the apple of grandma's eye 399 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,906 because he's got that great hair 400 00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,908 and that awesome handshake. 401 00:12:59,943 --> 00:13:01,577 So I'm the one that has to, you know, 402 00:13:01,578 --> 00:13:04,146 carry her up the stairs and moisturize her knees. 403 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:06,081 But it works out. 404 00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:07,616 'Cause guess who lives with grandma. 405 00:13:07,651 --> 00:13:09,418 - You do. - Yeah. 406 00:13:09,452 --> 00:13:10,919 That's your grandma. 407 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,122 Go get your grandma. Go. 408 00:13:13,156 --> 00:13:15,057 Go, go, go, go, go. 409 00:13:15,091 --> 00:13:16,725 Hey. 410 00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:18,227 Hey. 411 00:13:18,261 --> 00:13:20,192 - Are you warm enough tonight? - I am. Thank you. 412 00:13:20,193 --> 00:13:21,497 She's fine. 413 00:13:21,531 --> 00:13:22,665 She's fine. 414 00:13:22,699 --> 00:13:24,366 So do you ski in whistler? 415 00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:26,568 I don't ski. It's a great location. 416 00:13:26,603 --> 00:13:28,437 I know a great pizza place around here. 417 00:13:28,438 --> 00:13:30,088 New York pizza's the best. 418 00:13:30,089 --> 00:13:32,141 Yeah, I don't know where the best pizza is anymore. 419 00:13:32,142 --> 00:13:33,242 - Aah! - Oh, my God! 420 00:13:33,276 --> 00:13:35,277 Danny, are you okay? Danny, are you okay? 421 00:13:35,311 --> 00:13:37,746 Oh, my God! 422 00:13:37,781 --> 00:13:39,882 I wonder why they call this a 40. 423 00:13:39,883 --> 00:13:43,281 'Cause it's 40 ounces of malt liquor, dummy. 424 00:13:43,286 --> 00:13:45,888 That is pretty dumb. 425 00:13:45,889 --> 00:13:47,823 Beverly, hanging out with you 426 00:13:47,824 --> 00:13:49,058 kinda makes you forget 427 00:13:49,059 --> 00:13:51,260 that I just ditched 30 of my friends 428 00:13:51,261 --> 00:13:52,494 at my birthday party. 429 00:13:52,495 --> 00:13:54,463 And they all came for you? 430 00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:55,764 Wow. 431 00:13:55,765 --> 00:13:58,033 I have a hard time holding onto any friends, 432 00:13:58,034 --> 00:14:00,269 on account of my personality stinks. 433 00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:02,171 No, your personality doesn't stink. 434 00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:04,139 Oh, yeah, I took an iVillage quiz. 435 00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:06,208 - You can't argue with that. - All right. 436 00:14:06,242 --> 00:14:09,745 Oh, well, doc, I better head back to the car, 437 00:14:09,746 --> 00:14:10,913 catch some sleep. 438 00:14:10,947 --> 00:14:13,749 Whoa, wait, you sleep in your car? 439 00:14:13,783 --> 00:14:15,884 I sleep in a car. 440 00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:17,853 I told you, I'm broke. 441 00:14:17,854 --> 00:14:18,921 Oh, God. 442 00:14:18,922 --> 00:14:21,190 Okay, sit down. Sit down. 443 00:14:21,224 --> 00:14:22,958 The car's not going anywhere. 444 00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:25,094 Beverly, let me ask you something. 445 00:14:25,128 --> 00:14:27,196 How would you feel about being promoted? 446 00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:28,797 Really? 447 00:14:28,798 --> 00:14:31,533 Are you offering me my old nursing gig? 448 00:14:31,534 --> 00:14:32,768 Oh, no, hell no. 449 00:14:32,769 --> 00:14:33,969 No, you were a terrible nurse. 450 00:14:33,970 --> 00:14:35,104 You should have your license revoked. 451 00:14:35,138 --> 00:14:37,372 But we've been pretty busy. 452 00:14:37,373 --> 00:14:39,041 We could use some help. 453 00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:41,376 How about executive secretary? 454 00:14:41,377 --> 00:14:44,113 Maybe you could burp less. 455 00:14:44,114 --> 00:14:46,348 Well, it beats bussing tables. 456 00:14:46,349 --> 00:14:49,411 Gonna miss the boys in the kitchen though. 457 00:14:49,412 --> 00:14:51,053 But not the knife fights. 458 00:14:51,087 --> 00:14:53,522 Well, congratulations. 459 00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:57,092 I'm gonna call the guys, let them know. 460 00:14:59,729 --> 00:15:00,796 Hey, guys! 461 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:03,902 I gotta... I gotta turn it on first. 462 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,901 Oh, my God. 463 00:15:05,935 --> 00:15:07,402 Careful, everyone. 464 00:15:07,403 --> 00:15:09,271 A child fell down a manhole, 465 00:15:09,272 --> 00:15:10,606 but he's gonna be okay. 466 00:15:10,607 --> 00:15:12,508 Not a child. Full-grown man. 467 00:15:12,509 --> 00:15:15,344 No, don't clap. Don't clap, okay? 468 00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:17,412 Aren't you supposed to say there's nothing to see here? 469 00:15:17,413 --> 00:15:19,014 There's nothing to see here. 470 00:15:19,015 --> 00:15:21,250 I don't know, this is really something to see. 471 00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:22,751 Danny, we'll be right behind. 472 00:15:22,752 --> 00:15:23,786 I'm great, Alex. 473 00:15:23,787 --> 00:15:25,287 That a boy, Danny. Be brave. 474 00:15:25,288 --> 00:15:26,455 This is really a joint effort 475 00:15:26,456 --> 00:15:27,556 between the fire department, 476 00:15:27,557 --> 00:15:29,625 the police department, and myself. 477 00:15:29,626 --> 00:15:31,126 We all really banded together 478 00:15:31,127 --> 00:15:33,157 to save the life of Dr. Daniel Castellano. 479 00:15:33,158 --> 00:15:35,731 No, don't say my name on TV! 480 00:15:35,732 --> 00:15:36,965 Of staten island. 481 00:15:36,966 --> 00:15:38,100 Single guy, ladies. 482 00:15:38,101 --> 00:15:39,619 Morgan! 483 00:15:43,369 --> 00:15:44,720 Oh, my God, Danny! 484 00:15:44,721 --> 00:15:45,803 I can't believe... Move, move. 485 00:15:45,804 --> 00:15:48,038 Danny, I can't believe that you would sacrifice 486 00:15:48,039 --> 00:15:50,340 the use of your legs to come and find me on my birthday. 487 00:15:50,341 --> 00:15:52,475 That is the most amazing thing I have ever heard, 488 00:15:52,476 --> 00:15:53,977 and everything mean that you have ever said to me, 489 00:15:53,978 --> 00:15:55,845 I forgive you, my sweet, sweet friend. 490 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,847 I don't care that you're paralyzed. 491 00:15:57,882 --> 00:15:59,482 I will come, and I will read books to you. 492 00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:00,517 Okay. 493 00:16:00,518 --> 00:16:01,952 And, Danny, if they tell you 494 00:16:01,953 --> 00:16:03,620 that you can't have children 495 00:16:03,621 --> 00:16:06,056 because your penis doesn't work anymore, 496 00:16:06,057 --> 00:16:08,758 if we'll get you, like, a sex surrogate or something, 497 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,694 they can bring your loins back to life. 498 00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:12,529 - Mind, I... - I really care about you. 499 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:14,831 Okay, I fractured my ankle, Mindy. 500 00:16:14,865 --> 00:16:16,700 So I'm fine. Wait, what? 501 00:16:16,734 --> 00:16:18,335 He's totally fine. 502 00:16:18,369 --> 00:16:20,337 So your... Your penis works? 503 00:16:20,371 --> 00:16:21,571 I hope so. 504 00:16:21,572 --> 00:16:25,041 Huh, kind of a misleading text, I would say. 505 00:16:25,076 --> 00:16:26,376 Well, what I believe I texted is 506 00:16:26,377 --> 00:16:29,579 "I am paralyzed with fear for what happened." 507 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:31,648 And the penis thing, I was just guessing. 508 00:16:31,682 --> 00:16:33,216 I was panicked. 509 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,384 Hey, gang, this is nice. 510 00:16:34,418 --> 00:16:35,518 Beverly, what are you doing here? 511 00:16:35,553 --> 00:16:36,553 Ow, she pinched me. 512 00:16:36,587 --> 00:16:37,854 Don't be theatrical, Betsy. 513 00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:39,322 Guys, I ran into Beverly tonight, 514 00:16:39,357 --> 00:16:43,193 and she kinda saved me in a tough situation. 515 00:16:43,227 --> 00:16:45,161 She said some things that made me feel better about myself, 516 00:16:45,196 --> 00:16:47,897 and I think we're going to be friends now. 517 00:16:47,932 --> 00:16:50,066 Dr. L, you wanna feel good about yourself? 518 00:16:50,101 --> 00:16:51,968 Let me tell you three things. One is professional. 519 00:16:52,003 --> 00:16:53,247 - Okay. - One is emotional. 520 00:16:53,248 --> 00:16:55,138 - That's all right. - One is physical. 521 00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:56,206 No, I don't wanna hear it. 522 00:16:56,207 --> 00:16:57,707 Morgan, please just keep it to yourself. 523 00:16:57,742 --> 00:16:59,042 Never tell me. I beg of you. 524 00:17:00,778 --> 00:17:01,845 Mindy. 525 00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:04,047 - Finally. - Hi. 526 00:17:04,081 --> 00:17:07,417 We want to apologize for getting you presents 527 00:17:07,418 --> 00:17:09,819 that make you seem like a fat loser. 528 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,755 Which you are obviously not. 529 00:17:11,756 --> 00:17:13,957 For the record, I have nothing to be sorry for. 530 00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:15,992 You were the one who was acting like a spoiled princess. 531 00:17:16,027 --> 00:17:17,360 - Maggie! - Come on! 532 00:17:17,395 --> 00:17:19,496 It's true. Happy Birthday. 533 00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:20,864 Okay, okay, all right, she's not incorrect. 534 00:17:20,898 --> 00:17:23,600 I acted like a child, and I shouldn't have run out, 535 00:17:23,601 --> 00:17:25,535 and the presents weren't bad. 536 00:17:25,536 --> 00:17:27,170 I just, I think those are the kind of gifts 537 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,205 - that I should probably get myself. - Yes. 538 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,607 Who's up for some late night eats? 539 00:17:30,641 --> 00:17:32,776 Ooh, yes. Parker, thanks. 540 00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:34,577 Can I maybe join you guys? 541 00:17:34,612 --> 00:17:35,612 Oh, no thank you. 542 00:17:35,613 --> 00:17:36,946 All right, gave it a shot. Enjoy. 543 00:17:36,981 --> 00:17:38,548 Mindy, your party's not over yet, 544 00:17:38,549 --> 00:17:40,116 and we got you something you'd actually like. 545 00:17:40,151 --> 00:17:42,719 Fish filet, extra, extra tartar sauce. 546 00:17:42,753 --> 00:17:44,054 Oh, my God, thank you. 547 00:17:44,055 --> 00:17:45,588 You guys think this is so disgusting. 548 00:17:45,623 --> 00:17:46,823 - No. - I love it. 549 00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:48,091 Who eats fish filet? 550 00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:49,392 Hey, Mindy. 551 00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:50,460 Oh. 552 00:17:50,494 --> 00:17:51,928 Hey, Brendan. 553 00:17:51,929 --> 00:17:53,496 What are you doing here? 554 00:17:53,497 --> 00:17:54,964 Morgan's been live tweeting, so... 555 00:17:54,999 --> 00:17:57,100 That is the midwife guy who used her for her bod. 556 00:17:57,134 --> 00:17:58,301 Are you serious? 557 00:17:58,335 --> 00:18:00,036 Did you use our friend for her bod? 558 00:18:00,071 --> 00:18:01,371 I'd say it was a misunderstanding... 559 00:18:01,405 --> 00:18:02,405 Oh, boo! 560 00:18:02,406 --> 00:18:04,307 Guys, guys, stop, stop. 561 00:18:04,308 --> 00:18:05,575 Don't keep wasting food. 562 00:18:05,609 --> 00:18:06,643 Open your mouth. 563 00:18:06,644 --> 00:18:08,645 Okay, that was awesome. He deserved that. 564 00:18:08,646 --> 00:18:09,679 Nice to meet you. 565 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,414 Why are you here? 566 00:18:11,449 --> 00:18:12,549 All of my coworkers hate you, 567 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,750 and you were very clear 568 00:18:13,751 --> 00:18:15,885 about me not being your girlfriend. 569 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,721 Look, I know sometimes I can come across 570 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,723 a little overly self-assured. 571 00:18:19,757 --> 00:18:21,658 Eh, arrogant, pretentious. 572 00:18:21,692 --> 00:18:23,159 Okay. And pedantic. 573 00:18:23,194 --> 00:18:24,427 All right, okay, you're right, okay? 574 00:18:24,428 --> 00:18:25,929 Duncan thinks it has something to do 575 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,731 with our childhood acting career. 576 00:18:27,765 --> 00:18:28,832 What? 577 00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:30,133 I was the kid who stole a pack of gum 578 00:18:30,134 --> 00:18:32,134 in the first commercial with McGruff the crime dog. 579 00:18:32,136 --> 00:18:33,436 Are you kidding me? 580 00:18:33,437 --> 00:18:34,444 You didn't recognize me? 581 00:18:34,445 --> 00:18:36,039 You were trembling on the way to the door, 582 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,574 'cause you couldn't take the pressure of stealing it. 583 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,342 Can I tell you, I wasn't supposed to be trembling. 584 00:18:39,376 --> 00:18:40,810 I was a very anxious kid. 585 00:18:40,811 --> 00:18:42,245 I used to pass out a lot on camera. 586 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,580 And so I've learned to overcompensate 587 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,048 with false confidence. 588 00:18:45,049 --> 00:18:46,382 Anyway, it's not important. 589 00:18:46,383 --> 00:18:48,985 The point is I treated you in a way that was not nice. 590 00:18:49,019 --> 00:18:50,253 Terribly, awfully. 591 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,521 I cried every night. 592 00:18:51,522 --> 00:18:53,757 I'm sorry, okay? I got you this. 593 00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:54,958 Thank you. 594 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,826 What is this, some donation in my name 595 00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:59,963 so that Guantanamo inmates can have soccer balls or something? 596 00:18:59,997 --> 00:19:01,631 No, although the limits on those guys' leisure time 597 00:19:01,632 --> 00:19:02,799 is a shock to the conscience. 598 00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:04,267 Ugh. 599 00:19:04,301 --> 00:19:06,236 "Dear constellation recipient, 600 00:19:06,237 --> 00:19:08,638 "this cluster of stars in the virgo stream galaxy 601 00:19:08,639 --> 00:19:12,308 will henceforth be known as capriterius." 602 00:19:14,311 --> 00:19:17,046 That's the constellation I made up. 603 00:19:17,047 --> 00:19:18,381 Now it's real. 604 00:19:22,186 --> 00:19:24,020 Oh, my God. 605 00:19:24,021 --> 00:19:26,256 It's beautiful. 606 00:19:28,559 --> 00:19:29,793 Well... 607 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:30,794 Thank you. 608 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,629 You're welcome. 609 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,297 Happy Birthday. 610 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,698 Yes. 611 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,741 I ate the rest of your food. 612 00:19:44,742 --> 00:19:46,209 That's fine. 613 00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,710 Is everything okay? Yeah. 614 00:19:47,711 --> 00:19:49,612 Or do we have to kill someone? 615 00:19:49,613 --> 00:19:50,680 No, we're cool. 616 00:19:50,681 --> 00:19:52,415 Uh, my birthday gift to you 617 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,951 is one of my world-famous full-body massages. 618 00:19:54,952 --> 00:19:56,252 Here's a preview. Let me just... 619 00:19:56,253 --> 00:19:57,554 - I'm okay. - Whoa. 620 00:19:57,555 --> 00:19:59,589 Well, you got a big knot. I can actually hear it. 621 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,392 - I don't know if it's a knot. - Hey, I'm done. 622 00:20:02,393 --> 00:20:04,460 As a doctor, you get priority. 623 00:20:04,461 --> 00:20:07,664 That's pretty cool, right? 624 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,165 I've come to pray for baby Daniel. 625 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,900 The news said 626 00:20:10,901 --> 00:20:12,635 he fell in a manhole. 627 00:20:12,636 --> 00:20:16,506 So your friend Jeremy asked me out. 628 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,474 That's terrific. 629 00:20:18,475 --> 00:20:19,642 Turned him down. 630 00:20:19,643 --> 00:20:21,311 I want a guy who works for it, 631 00:20:21,312 --> 00:20:25,215 someone who would fall down a manhole to impress a girl. 632 00:20:27,151 --> 00:20:28,351 That obvious, huh? 633 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,853 Mm-hmm. 634 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,021 - Cheers. - Cheers. 635 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,123 Happy Birthday. 636 00:20:34,124 --> 00:20:35,959 Oh, scared me. 637 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,293 What is this? 638 00:20:37,294 --> 00:20:38,595 Grain alcohol. 639 00:20:40,397 --> 00:20:41,598 Happy Birthday, Dr. Lahiri. 640 00:20:41,599 --> 00:20:45,168 You want some cake, stud? 641 00:20:45,169 --> 00:20:46,733 ♪ Oh, come on, baby, you put my love on top ♪ 642 00:20:46,734 --> 00:20:48,605 ♪ Top, top, top 643 00:20:48,606 --> 00:20:50,106 ♪ On the top 644 00:20:50,107 --> 00:20:51,926 ♪ You put my love on top 645 00:20:51,927 --> 00:20:56,112 ♪ Oh ohh, come on, baby, you put my love ♪ 646 00:20:56,113 --> 00:21:00,089 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/