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So here's what you missed
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on Glee:
Santana thought that Brody
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was a drug dealer...
He's not a drug dealer.
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...but it turns out
he's a gigolo.
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And Santana figured it out
and told Finn...
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Pack your bags.
...so Finn went to New York,
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beat the crap out of Brody
and told him to...
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Stay away from my future wife!
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And Rachel has no idea
any of this is going on. Yikes.
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Will's still mad at Finn
for kissing Emma...
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I'm so sorry.
Sorry's not going to cut it.
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...so Finn left the glee club
to go to college to become
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a teacher, and Blaine's got a
crush on Sam, which he's had
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every since the Sadie Hawkins
dance, but Sam just thinks that
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he and Blaine are besties,
which they totally are,
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but still... And that's
what you missed on... Glee!
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(bell ringing) Here. Don't tell anyone
and you don't have to thank me.
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Dude, what are you doing?
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It's only 50 bucks.
Just take the money.
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I know what you've been up to,
and it just has to stop.
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(whispers):
What are you talking about?
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BLAINE:
Last week, I found a shortcut
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between my locker
and the parking lot...
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walking through the cafeteria
cuts out 15 seconds
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from my daily routine...
and yesterday I saw something.
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Listen, I know your dad's been
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struggling,
and I just want to help.
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Help you feed your family.
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Hunger's a big problem
in this country.
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Although so is obesity,
which is confusing.
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Okay, can you promise
to keep a secret?
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Yeah, of course.
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I have been stealing pasta.
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But it's not for dinner.
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It's...
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it's art.
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(bell ringing)
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So... what do you think?
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Are those macaroni portraits?
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They're my guilty pleasure.
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My art teacher thinks
I'm some sort of a genius,
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like the ugly guy in Shine
except with macaroni.
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Is this Emma Stone?
Yeah.
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And then you got LeAnn Rimes,
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Ralph Macchio.
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Those are the guys
from Duck Dynasty.
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I even did Kurt.
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The macaroni
really captures him.
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Thank you for sharing this
with me.
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This is really incredible.
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Whoa, whoa, not so fast.
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Now it's your turn. So...
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My turn for what?
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For your guilty pleasure.
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I... I don't have
a guilty pleasure.
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Okay, you're lying.
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Everybody's got that one thing
that they like
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that they're so ashamed of
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that they refuse
to admit it to anybody.
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I love...
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Wham!
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What?
The band Wham!
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They're like my favorite
band of all time.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, Tina.
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Hey, Tina.
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Did you hear the news?
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Mr. Shue is out with
the flu this week.
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Hey, uh, just curious. Are you
gonna go over to his house
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and straddle him
while he's passed out
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and rub some ointment on chest?
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That's was a phase.
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Anyway, don't bother coming
to Glee Club this week.
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It's canceled.
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Not necessarily.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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(bell ringing)
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Why are we here?
I thought Mr. Shue was sick.
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TINA:
Yeah, why are we here?
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WADE:
I was wondering the same thing.
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Oh, come on, guys. Regionals
is only a few weeks away.
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Even without an adviser, we can't
afford to miss one week of preparation.
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Which is why Blaine and I asked
you all to come here.
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We have come up with an
assignment for this week.
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Please be songs about sweaters.
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Huh?
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Guilty pleasures. Come on!
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We all have some musical shame.
You know what I'm talking about.
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You know, that secret love we dare
not speak, but when it comes out
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on the radio,
you can't help but turn up
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the volume and sing along?
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Yeah, and we're
supposed to sing
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one of those songs
for regionals?
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No. Sam and I were speaking
earlier,
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just, like, shooting the crap
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like two bros do, you know,
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and we felt really safe
with each other.
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So we decided to reveal
our guilty pleasures.
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And it felt amazing. I mean,
letting go of this big secret
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made me feel so good.
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And figured if we all share
musical shame with each other,
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we could all become a more
cohesive team for regionals.
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Unique knows no shame, baby.
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So, besides Unique, does anybody
else have something
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they would like to share?
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Guys, this is a great
team-building exercise.
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Okay, well,
then you guys go first.
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We thought instead of telling
you, we could... show you!
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♪ You put the boom-boom
into my heart ♪
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♪ You send my soul sky-high
when your loving starts ♪
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♪ A jitterbug into my brain
♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪
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♪ It goes bang-bang-bang
till my feet do the same ♪
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♪ Something's bugging me,
something ain't right ♪
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♪ My best friends told me what
you did last night ♪
♪ Uh, uh ♪
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♪ You left me sleeping
in my bed ♪
♪ Uh, uh ♪
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♪ I was dreaming, but I should
have been with you instead ♪
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go
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♪ Don't leave me hanging on
like a yo-yo ♪
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go
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♪ I don't want to miss it
when you hit that high ♪
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go
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♪ 'Cause I'm not planning
on going solo ♪
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go
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♪ Take me dancing tonight
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♪ I want to hit that high
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♪ Yeah-eah, yeah-eah
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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♪ Baby
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♪ Whoo!
♪ Jitterbug
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♪ Cuddle up, baby,
move in tight ♪
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♪ We'll go dancing
tomorrow night ♪
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♪ It's cold out there,
but it's warm in bed ♪
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♪ They can dance,
we'll stay at home instead ♪
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go,
don't you dare ♪
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♪ Don't you leave me hanging on
like a yo-yo ♪
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
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♪ I don't want to miss it
when you hit that high ♪
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♪ Take me dancing,
I want to go-go ♪
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
♪ Oh
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♪ 'Cause I'm not planning
on going solo ♪
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♪ I want to go-go-go
♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
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♪ Take me dancing tonight
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♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm not planning
on going solo ♪
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♪ Yeah
♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
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♪ Yeah...
♪ Take me dancing tonight ♪
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♪ Oh, wake me up!
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(bell ringing)
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Guess what?
Hi.
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Everyone hates you.
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Excuse me?
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Maybe that's why nobody wants
to work with you.
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I'm trying to change,
but my pastor says
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even Jesus took baby steps.
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Do you go to the
Church of Satan?
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Because you're really mean.
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You tell Marley that she's fat
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even though your face
looks like a soccer ball,
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and we both know that
blonds have magical powers,
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like doing the splits
or turning Swedish.
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You need to use your magical
powers for good and not evil.
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And that is why I'm inviting you
to take off your Joker mask
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and bare your soul
for the world to see.
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What on God's good earth
are you talking about?
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♪ Fondue for Two ♪
♪ Hey!
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♪ Fondue for Two ♪
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♪ That's some hot dish
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♪ Fondue for Two! ♪
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Tonight's guest is McKinley
High's biggest bitch,
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the girl with the weird
lizard ears, Kitty.
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Mm...
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Two things: that cat has
about three weeks to live
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and this fondue smells
like hot acrid barf.
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Thank you so much.
So, Kitty,
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everyone at school hates you
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because you're a two-faced lying
slut who no one can trust.
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True. And yet everyone keeps
telling me their secrets,
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so I must be doing
something right.
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Touché. I think the problem is
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that people haven't gotten
to know you yet.
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So tonight, you, me
and Lord Tubbington
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are gonna tell our deepest
darkest secrets.
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You tell me
your guilty pleasures
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and I'll tell you mine. Go.
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Guilty pleasure?
Mm.
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I like to fart around
old people and watch the look
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on their faces 'cause they just
assume they did it.
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That's awesome. Me, too.
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Okay, guilty pleasure.
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When I look at
a white dog or cat,
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I assume that they're racist.
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Lord Tubbington's guilty
pleasure is Scientology.
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Guilty pleasure. Bring it on.
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Guilty pleasure.
Bring it on again.
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Guilty pleasure.
Bring it on, all or nothing.
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Bring it on, in it to win it.
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Bring it on,
fight to the finish.
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That one's horrible. There's no
way you could like that.
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Guilty pleasure!
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No, I can't say.
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No, you can't do that.
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Come on.
This is the safe space.
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We're on the Internet.
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No.
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No.
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It's too horrible.
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Can you whisper it in my ear?
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Oh, my God.
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See, everybody, by acting out
our secret shames,
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like Carly's traumatic
sense-memory
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of potty training,
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we become more
vulnerable as actors.
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Kurt, you're up.
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KURT: You want to see
some real acting?
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You're looking at it,
because this is nothing
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compared to my real
guilty secrets.
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And as a gay man,
there are so many to pick from.
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Like my obsessive marathons
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of powerhouse women
in TV history:
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Golden Girls, Murder She Wrote,
Moonlighting, Designing Women.
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Or my very private Sweatin'
to the Oldies sessions on DVD
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with the uncompromising
Richard Simmons.
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But my most secret, my most
guilty pleasure of late?
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My boyfriend arm.
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I ordered it online one night
while on Ambien.
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Yes, I know it's a little bit
Jeffrey Dahmer,
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but what can I say?
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I love being held in Bruce's
warm, non-judgmental embrace.
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And yes, I named him Bruce.
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That's my real guilty secret.
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And if anyone ever found out,
especially Adam,
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or God forbid, Blaine,
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or even Rachel and Santana,
it would totally destroy me.
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(bell ringing)
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Dude, put some pants on.
I need to talk to you.
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So, lately I've...
I've been battling
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a really deep-seeded sense of
shame about something in my life,
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and it's a secret
I've kept buried
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for as long as I can remember.
Really?
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Yeah, and I've been waiting
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to, like, let it out and release this
inner sin that's tortured my insides.
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Do-do you have
feelings for me?
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What? Dude, no, come on.
What?
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Obvious-obviously,
I'm kidding. I'm just...
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It's a million times worse
than that.
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Well, until you can speak it,
you're gonna be stuck
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in this shame spiral
forever, so...
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Hey, you can...
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you can trust me.
You can tell me anything.
250
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(whispers): I like Barry Manilow.
What?
251
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I said I like Barry Manilow.
252
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No, no, no, you can't-you can't
say that in a locker room.
253
00:10:05,374 --> 00:10:09,845
I know, I know, I know, but see,
I just relate to his stories:
254
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The-the breakups,
the lost love.
255
00:10:11,047 --> 00:10:13,298
Oh, and the rain, who shot who?
256
00:10:13,332 --> 00:10:14,999
It's like he's
talking right to me.
257
00:10:15,017 --> 00:10:17,469
Well, then I think
you need to come out
258
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to everyone and say that.
259
00:10:19,171 --> 00:10:20,138
No.
260
00:10:20,172 --> 00:10:21,189
Once you stop hiding,
261
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you'll feel so much better.
262
00:10:23,059 --> 00:10:24,276
You really think
I could just...
263
00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:26,778
stand up in front
of everybody and
264
00:10:26,813 --> 00:10:29,314
say that I'm a Fan-ilow?
265
00:10:33,161 --> 00:10:34,361
(bell ringing)
266
00:10:34,395 --> 00:10:36,146
Stop! As loyal fans
of Fondue for Two,
267
00:10:36,180 --> 00:10:38,515
we demand to know what your
guilty pleasure is. Tell us.
268
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None of your business.
269
00:10:40,685 --> 00:10:42,653
(quietly):
Spice Girls.
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(laughing)
I love the Spice Girls!
271
00:10:48,693 --> 00:10:50,127
(excited chattering)
272
00:10:50,161 --> 00:10:52,329
Okay, keep it down.
People are staring.
273
00:10:52,363 --> 00:10:54,965
When I was little, I had
the Spice Girl movie on a loop.
274
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I used to make their clothes
out of my grandmother's sheets.
275
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I dreamed I was one of them.
276
00:10:58,369 --> 00:11:00,870
We must do the Spice Girls.
It has to be done!
277
00:11:00,889 --> 00:11:03,307
And this fierce black woman
will be Scary Spice.
278
00:11:03,341 --> 00:11:05,208
Nothing scarier than a girl
with a penis.
279
00:11:08,062 --> 00:11:10,046
Kidding.
280
00:11:10,064 --> 00:11:11,548
(bell ringing)
281
00:11:11,566 --> 00:11:13,684
Okay, this is ridiculous.
If I'm going to be paying
282
00:11:13,718 --> 00:11:15,235
a third of the rent,
283
00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:17,854
I'm going to be needing
a third of the shelf space.
284
00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:20,574
RACHEL: Don't get too comfortable, okay?
This is only temporary.
285
00:11:20,608 --> 00:11:22,526
I don't even think you need all
these beauty products, Rachel,
286
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,744
'cause they're not really having
the desired effect.
287
00:11:23,778 --> 00:11:25,028
Unless you goal is to look like
a reject
288
00:11:25,062 --> 00:11:26,413
from the Shahs of Sunset.
289
00:11:26,447 --> 00:11:27,581
One, Rachel's beautiful.
290
00:11:27,615 --> 00:11:28,749
Two,
291
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you're a bitch,
and those are my products, okay?
292
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:31,752
And maybe if you used them,
293
00:11:31,786 --> 00:11:33,754
you wouldn't have more oil than
the Middle East on your face.
294
00:11:33,788 --> 00:11:35,005
RACHEL:
Ooh.
295
00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:36,757
(chuckles) That's really funny.
296
00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:38,675
(Rachel singing octaves) You
want to play with me, Kurt,
297
00:11:38,710 --> 00:11:40,761
'cause I can play
all day every day.
298
00:11:40,795 --> 00:11:44,014
What if I just told your BFF
299
00:11:44,048 --> 00:11:46,099
about her BF
and his man-whoring ways?
300
00:11:46,134 --> 00:11:47,684
(spits)
301
00:11:47,719 --> 00:11:48,885
We had a pact.
302
00:11:48,919 --> 00:11:50,187
What if I broke that pact, huh?
303
00:11:50,221 --> 00:11:52,055
What would you do?
Attack me
304
00:11:52,089 --> 00:11:53,256
with your exfoliating loofah?
305
00:11:53,274 --> 00:11:54,758
Okay, she can't find out
306
00:11:54,776 --> 00:11:55,925
until after her
Funny Girl audition, all right?
307
00:11:55,944 --> 00:11:57,694
That would wreck her.
Maybe if you made me
308
00:11:57,729 --> 00:11:59,863
some space,
I'd care a little bit more.
309
00:11:59,897 --> 00:12:01,898
I want that whole top row.
310
00:12:04,152 --> 00:12:05,769
(sighs)
311
00:12:05,787 --> 00:12:06,903
Ooh la la.
312
00:12:06,937 --> 00:12:08,905
Rachel Berry in a towel.
313
00:12:08,939 --> 00:12:10,407
How could Brody give
all that up?
314
00:12:10,441 --> 00:12:12,108
You know what, not now, okay.
315
00:12:12,126 --> 00:12:13,243
It's too soon.
316
00:12:13,277 --> 00:12:15,078
Everything still reminds me
of him.
317
00:12:15,112 --> 00:12:17,047
You know we first met
in the bathroom,
318
00:12:17,081 --> 00:12:18,448
bonding over
our moisturizing ritual?
319
00:12:18,466 --> 00:12:21,117
Wow, that sounds really
not romantic
320
00:12:21,135 --> 00:12:22,619
and also very, very gay.
321
00:12:22,637 --> 00:12:24,621
Is that why he left,
huh? Did he finally
322
00:12:24,639 --> 00:12:26,757
admit to having a boyfriend
on the side?
323
00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:28,392
(groans)
324
00:12:28,426 --> 00:12:31,294
You know, he actually didn't
even say why.
325
00:12:31,312 --> 00:12:32,396
I don't understand
what's happening.
326
00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:33,797
Why won't you talk to me?
327
00:12:33,815 --> 00:12:35,315
We'll always be friends.
328
00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:36,566
Puke.
329
00:12:36,601 --> 00:12:38,986
That is the most clichéd
breakup line ever.
330
00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:41,655
You're not gonna be friends,
and you don't need him.
331
00:12:41,689 --> 00:12:43,073
I mean, you've got friends
right here.
332
00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:45,975
What? Friends who mock my looks
and undermine my confidence?
333
00:12:45,994 --> 00:12:48,445
No, friends who cheer you up
334
00:12:48,479 --> 00:12:51,481
by playing pranks
on your other friend.
335
00:12:51,499 --> 00:12:52,749
What are you talking about?
336
00:12:52,784 --> 00:12:54,984
Maybe a mascara mustache
for Lady Hummel,
337
00:12:55,003 --> 00:12:56,753
which would probably be
the only facial hair
338
00:12:56,788 --> 00:12:59,923
he's ever had,
or we could do that
339
00:12:59,957 --> 00:13:02,642
stick-his-hand-in-warm-water-
make-him-wet-the-bed trick?
340
00:13:02,677 --> 00:13:04,678
Lady's choice.
341
00:13:12,854 --> 00:13:14,838
SANTANA:
What the hell is that?
342
00:13:14,856 --> 00:13:16,673
Oh, my God,
343
00:13:16,691 --> 00:13:17,841
the curtain means privacy.
344
00:13:17,859 --> 00:13:19,676
Oh, my God, Kurt.
345
00:13:19,694 --> 00:13:20,861
That thing is really creepy.
346
00:13:20,895 --> 00:13:22,446
What is that?
347
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,347
I thought it was stupid
the first time I saw it, too,
348
00:13:24,365 --> 00:13:26,683
but I kept thinking
about the ad.
349
00:13:26,701 --> 00:13:28,618
You know, "Are you lonely?
Do you need companionship?"
350
00:13:28,653 --> 00:13:30,620
"Yes, yes,
I need all those things."
351
00:13:30,655 --> 00:13:32,856
It just offers you a nice, protective arm
around you while you sleep at night.
352
00:13:32,874 --> 00:13:34,124
Hey, I mean, it's probably safer
353
00:13:34,158 --> 00:13:36,026
than trolling Grindr
for a man-whore.
354
00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:37,461
Did you name it?
355
00:13:37,495 --> 00:13:40,964
His name is Bruce,
and we're exclusive.
356
00:13:40,998 --> 00:13:43,417
So you cannot borrow him.
357
00:13:44,218 --> 00:13:46,035
(bell ringing)
358
00:13:46,054 --> 00:13:48,037
(whispering):
Oh, my gosh.
359
00:13:48,056 --> 00:13:49,423
(sighs)
360
00:13:51,008 --> 00:13:53,477
I love Barry Manilow.
361
00:13:53,511 --> 00:13:55,479
I mean, not just,
362
00:13:55,513 --> 00:13:57,898
you know, the Barry Manilow
Love on Ice Tour,
363
00:13:57,932 --> 00:14:00,734
but-but I think
364
00:14:00,768 --> 00:14:04,321
he's an amazing songwriter
and performer,
365
00:14:04,355 --> 00:14:08,057
an I also believe
he's underappreciated,
366
00:14:08,076 --> 00:14:09,893
has amazing hair,
367
00:14:09,911 --> 00:14:12,045
and has done a hell
of a lot of good for this world
368
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,731
through his
light-rock talent.
369
00:14:14,749 --> 00:14:17,367
This is who I am,
and I make no apologies.
370
00:14:17,401 --> 00:14:18,919
(Barry Manilow's
"Copacabana" begins)
371
00:14:29,097 --> 00:14:31,014
♪ Her name was Lola
372
00:14:31,048 --> 00:14:33,183
♪ She was a showgirl
373
00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:35,084
♪ With yellow feathers
in her hair ♪
374
00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:37,020
♪ And a dress cut
down to there ♪
375
00:14:37,054 --> 00:14:39,255
♪ She would merengue
376
00:14:39,273 --> 00:14:41,257
♪ And do the cha-cha
377
00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:43,693
♪ And while she tried
to be a star ♪
378
00:14:43,728 --> 00:14:45,779
♪ Tony always tended bar
379
00:14:45,813 --> 00:14:47,096
♪ Across the crowded floor
380
00:14:47,115 --> 00:14:49,566
♪ They worked from 8:00
till 4:00 ♪
381
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,785
♪ They were young
and they had each other ♪
382
00:14:51,819 --> 00:14:53,904
♪ Who could ask for more?
383
00:14:53,938 --> 00:14:56,105
♪ At the Copa, Copacabana
♪ Copa ♪
384
00:14:56,124 --> 00:14:58,575
♪ Copacabana ♪
385
00:14:58,609 --> 00:15:01,745
♪ The hottest spot north
of Havana ♪
386
00:15:01,779 --> 00:15:03,964
♪ Here at the Copa ♪ Copa ♪
387
00:15:03,998 --> 00:15:06,133
♪ Copacabana
388
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:07,751
♪ Music and passion
389
00:15:07,785 --> 00:15:08,785
♪ Were always the fashion
390
00:15:08,803 --> 00:15:13,473
♪ At the Copa
391
00:15:13,508 --> 00:15:15,225
♪ They fell in love
392
00:15:15,259 --> 00:15:17,310
♪ Copa ♪
393
00:15:17,345 --> 00:15:20,931
♪ Copacabana ♪
394
00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:24,117
♪ His name was Rico
395
00:15:24,152 --> 00:15:26,102
♪ He wore a diamond
396
00:15:26,136 --> 00:15:29,156
♪ He was escorted to his chair
397
00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:31,074
♪ He saw Lola dancing there
398
00:15:31,108 --> 00:15:32,308
♪ And when she finished
399
00:15:32,326 --> 00:15:34,277
♪ He called her over
400
00:15:34,311 --> 00:15:36,913
(whistles)
♪ But Rico went a bit too far
401
00:15:36,948 --> 00:15:38,665
♪ Tony sailed across the bar
402
00:15:38,699 --> 00:15:40,083
♪ And then the punches flew
403
00:15:40,117 --> 00:15:42,752
♪ And chairs were smashed
in two ♪
404
00:15:42,787 --> 00:15:44,320
♪ There was blood
and a single gunshot ♪
405
00:15:44,338 --> 00:15:47,007
♪ But just who shot who?
406
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:49,993
♪ At the Copa, Copacabana
♪ Copa ♪
407
00:15:50,011 --> 00:15:51,294
♪ Copacabana ♪
408
00:15:51,328 --> 00:15:53,296
♪ The hottest spot north
of Havana ♪
409
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:55,331
♪ Here at the Copa
410
00:15:55,349 --> 00:15:57,267
♪ Copa ♪
411
00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:59,469
♪ Copacabana
412
00:15:59,503 --> 00:16:03,023
♪ Music and passion
were always the fashion ♪
413
00:16:03,057 --> 00:16:06,109
♪ At the Copa
414
00:16:06,143 --> 00:16:08,478
♪ Don't fall in love
415
00:16:08,512 --> 00:16:10,146
♪ Copa ♪
416
00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:13,283
♪ Don't fall in love
♪ Copacabana ♪
417
00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:17,320
♪ Copacabana ♪
♪ Don't fall in love
418
00:16:17,354 --> 00:16:21,458
♪ Copacabana ♪
419
00:16:21,492 --> 00:16:23,526
♪ Copacabana.
420
00:16:23,544 --> 00:16:26,529
(music ends, whooping)
421
00:16:26,547 --> 00:16:29,332
That was so brave.
422
00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:30,333
I'm so proud of you, baby.
423
00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:31,885
You've given me the courage
424
00:16:31,919 --> 00:16:33,887
to stand... well,
425
00:16:33,921 --> 00:16:35,639
sit in front of my peers
and proudly state
426
00:16:35,673 --> 00:16:37,140
that I'm a Fan-ilow as well.
427
00:16:37,174 --> 00:16:38,207
JAKE:
Guys,
428
00:16:38,226 --> 00:16:39,509
I like him, too.
429
00:16:39,543 --> 00:16:41,144
RYDER: Music aside,
the guy's got style.
430
00:16:41,178 --> 00:16:42,979
All right, if it was '79,
I'd be rocking
431
00:16:43,014 --> 00:16:44,881
the Manilow center part
instead of the Bieber.
432
00:16:44,899 --> 00:16:47,183
Are you guys kidding?
You guys really like Barry, huh?
433
00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:48,818
Dude, everyone loves Barry,
434
00:16:48,853 --> 00:16:51,321
but thank you for making us
finally say it out loud.
435
00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:52,722
Go Sam.
436
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:53,890
We love the Barry!
437
00:16:53,908 --> 00:16:54,891
(whooping)
438
00:16:54,909 --> 00:16:56,026
(bell ringing)
439
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:58,161
Best number ever!
440
00:16:58,195 --> 00:16:59,896
(laughter)
441
00:16:59,914 --> 00:17:01,731
BRITTANY (British accent):
Okay, everyone,
442
00:17:01,749 --> 00:17:03,166
it's time to decide
which Spice Girls
443
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,068
we're all going to be.
444
00:17:05,086 --> 00:17:07,070
(whooping)
445
00:17:07,088 --> 00:17:09,205
(normal voice): Mercedes, I don't
think that you should be Scary Spice
446
00:17:09,239 --> 00:17:10,540
just because your black.
447
00:17:10,574 --> 00:17:12,742
Excuse you? I think
that it's really racist
448
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,928
that the Scary Spice
is the only black one.
449
00:17:14,962 --> 00:17:16,412
Marley should be Posh Spice
because you're so skinny
450
00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:18,081
and you make everyone
uncomfortable.
451
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:19,349
Kitty, I think that you
452
00:17:19,383 --> 00:17:21,518
should be Ginger Spice
and I can be Sporty Spice.
453
00:17:21,552 --> 00:17:24,104
So if I'm not Scary Spice,
does that mean I'm Baby Spice?
454
00:17:24,138 --> 00:17:25,889
Sorry I'm late, guys.
455
00:17:25,923 --> 00:17:27,256
Tina, you can be
the Scary Spice.
456
00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:28,525
The black one?
That doesn't make any sense.
457
00:17:28,559 --> 00:17:29,592
That's what I said.
458
00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:31,260
Oh, my God, guys,
you will not believe
459
00:17:31,279 --> 00:17:33,262
what just happened.
It's so horrible,
460
00:17:33,281 --> 00:17:35,265
I'm not even sure
I can repeat it.
461
00:17:35,299 --> 00:17:37,567
(bell ringing) Hey!
462
00:17:37,601 --> 00:17:39,268
Tell me it's not true.
463
00:17:39,287 --> 00:17:43,073
Tell me you're not planning
to sing a Chris Brown song.
464
00:17:47,731 --> 00:17:49,315
(school bell ringing)
465
00:17:50,784 --> 00:17:52,284
Looks like our guilty
pleasure lesson
466
00:17:52,319 --> 00:17:54,036
has really been taking
over the school.
467
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:55,054
Yeah, that kid's always had
468
00:17:55,088 --> 00:17:57,039
a really weird obsession
with culottes.
469
00:17:57,073 --> 00:17:59,158
What's up?
470
00:17:59,192 --> 00:18:00,326
Uh, here's the thing.
471
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,711
Uh, so far this week, you know,
you've been
472
00:18:02,746 --> 00:18:04,163
talking the talk;
But now I need you
473
00:18:04,197 --> 00:18:06,332
(a la John Wayne):
To walk the walk, pilgrim.
474
00:18:06,366 --> 00:18:08,417
I've been honest about my guilty
pleasures, and I even wore
475
00:18:08,468 --> 00:18:10,169
those tiny little Wham! Sh...
WOMAN: Shh.
476
00:18:10,203 --> 00:18:12,555
(quietly): I wore those
tiny little Wham! Shorts,
477
00:18:12,589 --> 00:18:14,640
and we did that great
number, but now
478
00:18:14,674 --> 00:18:16,592
it's your turn to be honest,
479
00:18:16,643 --> 00:18:19,211
because you haven't
really been yet so far.
480
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,431
I don't know
what you're talking about.
481
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:24,266
Well, you know, you're only as
sick as your secrets, dude,
482
00:18:24,317 --> 00:18:26,068
and that's what this
week's assignment
483
00:18:26,102 --> 00:18:27,153
is really about.
484
00:18:27,187 --> 00:18:28,237
This is your chance
485
00:18:28,271 --> 00:18:30,022
to really set an example
for the glee club.
486
00:18:30,056 --> 00:18:32,324
What's yours gonna be?
487
00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:35,127
(bell ringing)
488
00:18:35,162 --> 00:18:36,445
MARLEY:
Really? Seriously?
489
00:18:36,496 --> 00:18:38,364
I don't understand
what you're all so upset about.
490
00:18:38,398 --> 00:18:39,915
That's why it's upsetting.
491
00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:41,283
Look, look, I get that
Chris Brown is a douchebag.
492
00:18:41,334 --> 00:18:43,169
I don't think that douche
is a strong enough word
493
00:18:43,203 --> 00:18:44,703
to describe Chris Brown. He
brutally beat up his girlfriend.
494
00:18:44,737 --> 00:18:46,672
He beat up a window
at Good Morning America.
495
00:18:46,706 --> 00:18:48,541
He says horribly misogynistic
things on Twitter.
496
00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:50,459
What about the Frank Ocean fight
in the parking lot?
497
00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:51,677
But mostly, he beat up
his girlfriend, Rihanna,
498
00:18:51,711 --> 00:18:53,429
and then he got a picture
of a battered woman
499
00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:55,514
tattooed on his neck; the dude is psychopath.
I know, listen,
500
00:18:55,549 --> 00:18:58,300
I know, and that is why
I chose his song, okay?
501
00:18:58,351 --> 00:19:00,269
The assignment
was guilty pleasures.
502
00:19:00,303 --> 00:19:02,471
I like his music,
and I feel guilty about it.
503
00:19:02,522 --> 00:19:03,772
You like his music?
504
00:19:03,807 --> 00:19:05,524
(chuckles)
Some of it, yeah. I mean,
505
00:19:05,559 --> 00:19:06,976
I don't think all of it's bad.
506
00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:08,194
It doesn't mean that I like him,
and it doesn't mean
507
00:19:08,228 --> 00:19:10,529
that I think
that he's a role model.
508
00:19:10,564 --> 00:19:13,282
We do Whitney Houston songs,
okay, Britney Spears songs,
509
00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:15,401
and none of them
are any role models.
510
00:19:15,435 --> 00:19:17,319
You shut your mouth!
And what about Rihanna?
511
00:19:17,370 --> 00:19:18,821
Do we really think
that bad girl RiRi
512
00:19:18,872 --> 00:19:20,322
is some kind of a role model?
513
00:19:20,373 --> 00:19:21,540
I mean, she's the one
who got back together
514
00:19:21,575 --> 00:19:24,126
with him.
Are you kidding me?
515
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,795
Yes, seriously, we always do
Rihanna songs, and do we always
516
00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:28,330
agree with everything
that she says and does?
517
00:19:28,381 --> 00:19:29,582
Are we saying that it's okay
518
00:19:29,616 --> 00:19:31,133
to go back to somebody
that abuses you?
519
00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:32,635
No, we're not.
520
00:19:32,669 --> 00:19:34,303
Look, all I am saying
is that I think
521
00:19:34,337 --> 00:19:35,504
that we should be able
to separate
522
00:19:35,555 --> 00:19:37,723
the art from the artist.
523
00:19:37,757 --> 00:19:40,342
Well, I don't think you should, and
personally, I can't listen to his music
524
00:19:40,393 --> 00:19:42,344
without thinking about
the horrible person behind it.
525
00:19:42,395 --> 00:19:43,562
I agree,
526
00:19:43,597 --> 00:19:44,930
and if there was a list
of people's music
527
00:19:44,964 --> 00:19:46,148
that we should never do
in this room,
528
00:19:46,182 --> 00:19:47,349
Chris Brown would be at the top
529
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,235
of that list.
And unfortunately,
530
00:19:49,269 --> 00:19:50,236
we live in a democracy,
531
00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:51,904
so we can't force you
to do anything.
532
00:19:51,938 --> 00:19:53,805
WADE: We just really think
you should think about it.
533
00:19:55,025 --> 00:19:57,309
Chris Brown's a total
powder keg, dude.
534
00:19:59,312 --> 00:20:02,781
(sighs, bell ringing)
535
00:20:02,815 --> 00:20:04,199
KURT:
No peeking.
536
00:20:04,251 --> 00:20:06,619
And...
Oh.
537
00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:08,587
I'm peeking.
Peek, peek, peek, peek, peek.
538
00:20:08,622 --> 00:20:10,372
Oh, my God.
539
00:20:10,423 --> 00:20:12,007
Kurt, you gave my boyfriend
pillow a sex change.
540
00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:14,043
That's so sweet.
541
00:20:14,094 --> 00:20:15,094
A little perfume and voilà.
542
00:20:15,128 --> 00:20:17,179
If you ever tell anyone
about this,
543
00:20:17,213 --> 00:20:19,632
I have no ethical problems
with Hummel-cide.
544
00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:23,936
You don't seem as excited
about yours.
545
00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:25,771
This is weird,
546
00:20:25,805 --> 00:20:27,022
and I'm not lonely.
547
00:20:27,057 --> 00:20:29,141
Okay, I don't need
anything to cuddle with.
548
00:20:29,175 --> 00:20:30,309
Just 'cause Brody moved out
doesn't mean
549
00:20:30,343 --> 00:20:31,443
that we're not gonna
get back together.
550
00:20:31,478 --> 00:20:33,312
Okay, no.
551
00:20:33,346 --> 00:20:34,563
What?
552
00:20:34,614 --> 00:20:35,948
I'm sorry.
553
00:20:35,982 --> 00:20:38,233
It is over,
and it's gonna stay over.
554
00:20:38,285 --> 00:20:40,202
I was wrong Brody
being a drug dealer,
555
00:20:40,236 --> 00:20:42,288
but I was just wrong
about what he was selling.
556
00:20:42,322 --> 00:20:44,123
Your boyfriend
wasn't a caterwaiter,
557
00:20:44,157 --> 00:20:45,741
he was gigolo.
558
00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:46,959
Like Magic Mike
559
00:20:46,993 --> 00:20:49,745
with happy endings for money.
560
00:20:49,796 --> 00:20:51,497
That's not true, right?
561
00:20:51,531 --> 00:20:53,215
You didn't... you
didn't know about that.
562
00:20:53,249 --> 00:20:54,466
It's not true, right?
563
00:20:56,252 --> 00:20:59,204
Right?
564
00:21:00,206 --> 00:21:02,091
(sighs)
565
00:21:02,142 --> 00:21:03,175
You're welcome.
566
00:21:05,545 --> 00:21:06,512
Why did you have to do that?
567
00:21:06,546 --> 00:21:09,047
It was for her own good.
568
00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:13,552
(Phil Collins'
"Against All Odds" begins)
569
00:21:18,891 --> 00:21:21,744
♪ How can I just let you
walk away ♪
570
00:21:21,778 --> 00:21:26,415
♪ Just let you leave
without a trace ♪
571
00:21:26,449 --> 00:21:30,502
♪ When I stand here taking
every breath ♪
572
00:21:30,537 --> 00:21:32,588
♪ With you?
573
00:21:32,622 --> 00:21:35,507
♪ Ooh
574
00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:38,377
♪ You're the only one
575
00:21:38,411 --> 00:21:41,797
♪ Who really knew me at all
576
00:21:44,517 --> 00:21:48,303
♪ How can you
just walk away from me ♪
577
00:21:48,355 --> 00:21:52,224
♪ When all I can do
is watch you leave? ♪
578
00:21:52,258 --> 00:21:56,612
♪ 'Cause we shared the laughter
and the pain ♪
579
00:21:56,646 --> 00:22:00,449
♪ We even shared the tears
580
00:22:00,483 --> 00:22:02,534
♪ You're the only one
581
00:22:02,569 --> 00:22:07,706
♪ Who really knew me at all
582
00:22:07,741 --> 00:22:12,578
♪ So take a look at me now
583
00:22:12,612 --> 00:22:15,998
♪ Now there's just
an empty space ♪
584
00:22:16,049 --> 00:22:20,085
♪ And there's nothing
left here ♪
585
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,221
♪ To remind me
586
00:22:22,255 --> 00:22:27,726
♪ Just the memory of your face
587
00:22:31,598 --> 00:22:35,100
♪ I wish I could just
make you turn around ♪
588
00:22:35,134 --> 00:22:38,737
♪ Turn around and see me cry
589
00:22:38,772 --> 00:22:44,159
♪ There's so much
I need to say to you ♪
590
00:22:44,194 --> 00:22:47,613
♪ There are so
many reasons why ♪
591
00:22:47,647 --> 00:22:49,782
♪ You're the only one
592
00:22:49,816 --> 00:22:53,452
♪ Who really knew me at all
593
00:22:53,486 --> 00:22:58,507
♪ Oh, so take a look
at me now ♪
594
00:22:58,541 --> 00:23:02,261
♪ Now there's just
an empty space ♪
595
00:23:02,295 --> 00:23:04,630
♪ And there's
nothing left here ♪
596
00:23:04,664 --> 00:23:07,349
♪ To remind me
597
00:23:07,383 --> 00:23:09,935
♪ Just the memory of your face
598
00:23:09,969 --> 00:23:13,605
♪ Now take a look at me now
599
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:18,060
♪ 'Cause I'll still
be standing here ♪
600
00:23:18,111 --> 00:23:22,698
♪ You coming back to me
is against all odds ♪
601
00:23:22,732 --> 00:23:27,736
♪ It's the chance
I've got to take ♪
602
00:23:27,787 --> 00:23:30,906
♪ Mm, mm, mm
603
00:23:30,957 --> 00:23:35,961
♪ So take a look at me now
604
00:23:35,995 --> 00:23:39,915
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, ooh
605
00:23:39,966 --> 00:23:42,835
♪ So take a look at me
606
00:23:42,869 --> 00:23:47,506
♪ Now.
607
00:23:49,542 --> 00:23:51,643
(applause)
608
00:23:56,382 --> 00:24:00,235
So, who was that
about exactly, Blaine?
609
00:24:00,270 --> 00:24:01,570
(mumbles)
610
00:24:01,604 --> 00:24:04,356
KITTY: Shut it. Uh, it was
about Kurt, obviously.
611
00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:06,525
That breakup's still
a fresh wound.
612
00:24:06,559 --> 00:24:07,776
But it's really about
the musical genius
613
00:24:07,827 --> 00:24:11,663
of Phil Collins, and like
any musician of his time,
614
00:24:11,698 --> 00:24:13,782
when you dominate that period
with such success,
615
00:24:13,833 --> 00:24:16,535
people tend to make fun
of you and put them down,
616
00:24:16,569 --> 00:24:18,704
but the truth is he's
a musical legend, and I'm tired
617
00:24:18,738 --> 00:24:19,788
of people making fun of him.
618
00:24:19,839 --> 00:24:21,673
And I'm gonna dedicate
a good part of my future
619
00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:24,576
ensuring that his genius
is understood and appreciated.
620
00:24:26,579 --> 00:24:28,430
I am no longer in the closet
621
00:24:28,464 --> 00:24:30,749
about my love for Phil Collins.
622
00:24:33,686 --> 00:24:36,471
All right, everybody, give it up
for Blaine Anderson.
623
00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:46,151
All right, so it's been a really
great week so far, you guys,
624
00:24:46,202 --> 00:24:47,402
but now we are ready to present
625
00:24:47,436 --> 00:24:49,204
a double feature of
guilty pleasures.
626
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:52,707
Starting off with our
very own spicy ladies,
627
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:54,125
girl power to the extreme...
628
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,744
BOTH:
The Spice Girls!
629
00:24:55,778 --> 00:24:57,829
♪ Yo, I'll tell you what I want,
what I really, really want ♪
630
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,548
♪ So tell me what you want,
what you really, really want ♪
631
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:02,751
♪ I'll tell you what I want,
what I really, really want ♪
632
00:25:02,785 --> 00:25:04,586
♪ So tell me what you want,
what you really, really want ♪
633
00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:06,888
♪ I wanna hah, I wanna hah,
I wanna hah, I wanna hah ♪
634
00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:09,424
♪ I wanna really, really,
really, wanna zigazig, ah ♪
635
00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:11,476
♪ If you want my future
636
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,645
♪ Forget my past
637
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:15,764
♪ If you want to get with me
638
00:25:15,798 --> 00:25:17,148
♪ Better make it fast
639
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,851
♪ Now don't go wasting
640
00:25:19,902 --> 00:25:22,737
(boys whooping)
♪ My precious time
641
00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:24,022
♪ Get your act together
642
00:25:24,073 --> 00:25:26,491
♪ We could be just fine
643
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,777
♪ I'll tell you what I want,
what I really, really want ♪
644
00:25:28,811 --> 00:25:30,612
♪ So tell me what you want,
what you really, really want ♪
645
00:25:30,646 --> 00:25:32,697
♪ I wanna hah, I wanna hah,
I wanna hah, I wanna hah ♪
646
00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:34,783
♪ I wanna really, really,
really wanna zigazig, ah ♪
647
00:25:34,817 --> 00:25:36,751
♪ If you want to be my lover
648
00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:39,120
♪ You got to get
with my friends ♪
649
00:25:39,154 --> 00:25:41,122
♪ Make it last forever
650
00:25:41,156 --> 00:25:44,009
♪ Friendship never ends
651
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,176
♪ If you want to be my lover
652
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,963
♪ You have got to give
653
00:25:47,997 --> 00:25:49,848
♪ Taking is too easy
654
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,516
♪ But that's the way it is
655
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,135
♪ So here's the story
from A to Z ♪
656
00:25:54,169 --> 00:25:56,888
♪ You want to get with me,
you got to listen carefully ♪
657
00:25:56,939 --> 00:25:58,807
♪ We got Em in the place
who likes it in your face ♪
658
00:25:58,841 --> 00:26:00,191
♪ We got G like MC
who likes it on ♪
659
00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,860
♪ An Easy V who doesn't come
660
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,028
♪ For free, she's a real lady
661
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,280
♪ And as for me, ha-ha,
you'll see ♪
662
00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:07,482
♪ Slam your body down
and wind it all around ♪
663
00:26:07,516 --> 00:26:09,617
♪ Slam your body down and wind
it all around ♪
664
00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:11,653
♪ If you want to be my lover
665
00:26:11,687 --> 00:26:14,406
♪ You got to get with my
friends ♪
♪ Got to get with my
666
00:26:14,457 --> 00:26:15,907
♪ Make it last forever
♪ Friends
667
00:26:15,958 --> 00:26:17,459
♪ Friendship never ends
668
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,828
♪ If you want to be my lover
669
00:26:19,862 --> 00:26:21,663
♪ You have got to give
670
00:26:21,697 --> 00:26:23,548
♪ You've got to give
♪ Taking is too easy
671
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,668
♪ But that's the way it is
672
00:26:26,702 --> 00:26:29,671
♪ If you want to be my lover
you gotta, you gotta ♪
673
00:26:29,705 --> 00:26:30,922
♪ You gotta, you gotta
you gotta ♪
674
00:26:30,973 --> 00:26:33,508
♪ Make it last forever
675
00:26:33,542 --> 00:26:35,060
♪ Slam your body down
and wind it all around ♪
676
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,761
♪ Slam your body down and wind
it all around ♪
677
00:26:36,812 --> 00:26:39,981
♪ Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
678
00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:41,850
♪ Slam your body down
and wind it all around ♪
679
00:26:41,884 --> 00:26:44,102
♪ Slam your body down
and zigazig, ah ♪
680
00:26:44,153 --> 00:26:45,353
♪ Uh, uh-uh
681
00:26:45,387 --> 00:26:47,989
♪ Oh, whoa-oh
682
00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:51,409
♪ Oh, oh
683
00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:55,413
♪ If you want to be my lover.
684
00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:57,699
(boys whooping)
685
00:26:57,733 --> 00:26:58,867
Best thing ever!
686
00:26:58,901 --> 00:27:00,335
So,
687
00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:01,503
how did it feel to be so open
688
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:02,504
about your Spice love?
689
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:03,788
(British accent):
Liberating.
690
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:06,875
We only hope you can see us
for who we really are.
691
00:27:06,909 --> 00:27:11,262
I applaud your courage in such
an openly Spice-phobic time.
692
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:14,099
Especially you, Kitty...
actually I don't think I've
693
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,134
ever seen you so, uh...
694
00:27:16,185 --> 00:27:18,219
uh...
So what?
695
00:27:20,255 --> 00:27:21,806
Happy to be part of the team.
696
00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:24,059
WADE: Ooh, that's 'cause
my girl is spicy!
697
00:27:24,093 --> 00:27:25,810
Well, great job, ladies.
698
00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:28,113
That was-that was
just fantastic.
699
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,814
Everybody, please settle down
700
00:27:29,865 --> 00:27:32,867
and welcome Mr. Jake Puckerman
to the stage.
701
00:27:32,902 --> 00:27:36,071
Down with the Brown. Team
Breezy equals Team Awful.
702
00:27:36,105 --> 00:27:37,989
(booing) Look, listen, stop.
703
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,741
Stop, listen.
I hear you, okay?
704
00:27:39,775 --> 00:27:42,210
I'm still gonna perform
a Brown song,
705
00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:43,962
but it will not be Chris.
706
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:46,131
(Bobby Brown's "My Prerogative")
707
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,382
♪ Yeah, get up
708
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:49,884
♪ Hey
709
00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:53,471
♪ Yeah, get up
710
00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:56,174
♪ Oh, get busy
711
00:27:56,225 --> 00:27:57,892
♪ Everybody's talking
712
00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:59,894
♪ All this stuff about me
713
00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:01,763
♪ Why don't they just
714
00:28:01,797 --> 00:28:04,349
♪ Let me live
715
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,101
♪ They say I'm crazy
716
00:28:06,135 --> 00:28:08,903
♪ I really don't care
717
00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:13,241
♪ That's my prerogative
718
00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,442
♪ They say I'm nasty
719
00:28:14,476 --> 00:28:17,245
♪ But I don't give a damn
720
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:21,116
♪ Getting girls is how I live
721
00:28:21,150 --> 00:28:23,368
♪ Some ask me questions
722
00:28:23,419 --> 00:28:26,037
♪ Why am I so real
723
00:28:26,088 --> 00:28:28,006
♪ But they don't understand me
724
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,375
♪ Or really don't
know the deal about ♪
725
00:28:30,426 --> 00:28:31,843
♪ A brother
726
00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:34,846
♪ Trying hard to make it right
727
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,798
♪ Not long ago
728
00:28:36,832 --> 00:28:39,184
♪ Before I win this fight
♪ Sing ♪
729
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,052
♪ Everybody's talking
730
00:28:41,103 --> 00:28:42,971
♪ All this stuff about me
731
00:28:43,005 --> 00:28:44,973
♪ Why don't they just
732
00:28:45,007 --> 00:28:47,942
♪ Let me live, tell my why
733
00:28:47,977 --> 00:28:50,028
♪ I don't need permission
734
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,113
♪ Make my own decisions
735
00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:53,448
♪ Oh ♪ That's my prerogative ♪
736
00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:56,401
♪ It's my prerogative
737
00:28:56,452 --> 00:28:58,403
♪ It's my prerogative ♪
738
00:28:58,454 --> 00:29:01,156
♪ I can do what I want to do
739
00:29:01,190 --> 00:29:03,041
♪ It's my prerogative ♪
740
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:06,294
♪ Tell me, tell me why
741
00:29:06,328 --> 00:29:08,963
♪ Can't I
742
00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:10,465
♪ Live my life
743
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:13,468
♪ Live my life ♪
744
00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:17,172
♪ Without all of the things
745
00:29:17,206 --> 00:29:20,258
♪ That people say
746
00:29:20,309 --> 00:29:23,094
♪ Ah, yeah
747
00:29:23,145 --> 00:29:24,929
♪ Everybody's talking ♪
748
00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:27,265
♪ All this stuff about me ♪
♪ Everybody's talking
749
00:29:27,316 --> 00:29:29,567
♪ Why don't they
just let me live ♪
750
00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:31,069
♪ Ooh...
751
00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:34,439
♪ It's my prerogative.
752
00:29:34,490 --> 00:29:36,191
(song ends, all whooping)
753
00:29:36,225 --> 00:29:39,244
(cheering)
754
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,446
(school bell rings)
755
00:29:47,714 --> 00:29:50,215
Cheese and rice,
you scared me, Tina.
756
00:29:50,239 --> 00:29:51,237
(robot voice):
My name is Vicki,
757
00:29:51,264 --> 00:29:52,121
I am an android.
758
00:29:52,135 --> 00:29:53,469
I'm fantastic.
759
00:29:53,503 --> 00:29:55,454
Made of plastic.
She's Vicki the robot girl
760
00:29:55,472 --> 00:29:56,672
from Small Wonder.
761
00:29:56,723 --> 00:29:58,223
The TV cult classic.
Small Wonder
762
00:29:58,258 --> 00:30:01,226
has made me the woman I am
today, free to speak my mind
763
00:30:01,261 --> 00:30:03,178
and think outside the box.
Good afternoon, Jake.
764
00:30:03,229 --> 00:30:04,763
Hey, Vicki.
765
00:30:04,797 --> 00:30:06,465
That's it... I've reached
my guilty pleasures
766
00:30:06,483 --> 00:30:08,183
obscure-reference-that-
nobody-cares-about limit.
767
00:30:08,234 --> 00:30:10,185
I've got to go talk
to some normal people.
768
00:30:10,236 --> 00:30:11,970
I'm out of here.
Wait, wait, hold on.
769
00:30:11,988 --> 00:30:13,856
I need to apologize first, okay?
770
00:30:13,907 --> 00:30:15,858
I didn't know about
the Bobby Brown thing.
771
00:30:15,909 --> 00:30:18,110
You do realize that
772
00:30:18,144 --> 00:30:19,945
Bobby Brown allegedly
773
00:30:19,979 --> 00:30:22,314
got Whitney Houston
hooked on crack, right?
774
00:30:22,332 --> 00:30:23,949
Let me get this straight.
775
00:30:23,983 --> 00:30:25,951
You know about
Vicki the robot girl,
776
00:30:25,985 --> 00:30:27,819
but you didn't know
about Bobby and Whitney?
777
00:30:27,837 --> 00:30:29,121
(school bell rings)
778
00:30:29,155 --> 00:30:30,205
I'm out of here.
779
00:30:30,256 --> 00:30:32,157
(robotic): I will follow you.
No, go away.
780
00:30:32,175 --> 00:30:34,209
Stop.
781
00:30:34,260 --> 00:30:36,211
(sighs) Hey, okay?
782
00:30:36,262 --> 00:30:39,014
So, this week has
made me kind of crazy.
783
00:30:39,049 --> 00:30:40,999
And I get why we don't
support Chris Brown.
784
00:30:41,017 --> 00:30:43,018
But, I mean, does
it really matter
785
00:30:43,053 --> 00:30:45,020
what a couple of
high school kids think?
786
00:30:45,055 --> 00:30:46,972
Maybe not.
787
00:30:47,006 --> 00:30:51,026
But every ocean starts with
one drop of water, right?
788
00:30:53,179 --> 00:30:55,180
I sound like my grandma.
789
00:30:58,184 --> 00:31:01,904
Hey... so are we okay?
790
00:31:01,955 --> 00:31:05,357
You know, I have
a guilty pleasure
791
00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:07,025
I haven't told you about.
792
00:31:07,043 --> 00:31:08,744
Please don't say me 'cause
that would be very cheesy.
793
00:31:08,795 --> 00:31:10,162
Oh, my God.
794
00:31:10,196 --> 00:31:12,381
Actually it's anything
starring Jessica Simpson.
795
00:31:12,415 --> 00:31:14,416
(both laugh)
796
00:31:15,919 --> 00:31:17,886
But...
797
00:31:17,921 --> 00:31:19,922
now that you mention it.
798
00:31:28,064 --> 00:31:30,882
(school bell ringing)
799
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:32,901
(siren wailing in the distance)
800
00:31:35,822 --> 00:31:37,106
Hey.
801
00:31:39,909 --> 00:31:42,027
What's this?
802
00:31:42,061 --> 00:31:43,996
I was hoping that I could have
dinner with you tonight.
803
00:31:45,231 --> 00:31:47,065
I'm sorry, is it not enough?
804
00:31:47,083 --> 00:31:48,917
I wasn't sure what the going
rate was these days
805
00:31:48,952 --> 00:31:50,702
for male hookers.
806
00:31:50,736 --> 00:31:52,737
Don't judge me.
Oh, really?
807
00:31:52,755 --> 00:31:53,956
For selling your body?
808
00:31:54,007 --> 00:31:55,740
Not everybody has
doting daddies
809
00:31:55,758 --> 00:31:56,741
to pay their bills.
810
00:31:56,759 --> 00:31:58,794
(crying)
811
00:31:58,845 --> 00:32:01,096
I'm such an idiot.
812
00:32:01,131 --> 00:32:03,432
I'm such an idiot.
813
00:32:03,466 --> 00:32:06,435
You told me
that if we were honest
814
00:32:06,469 --> 00:32:09,138
with each other
that anything was possible.
815
00:32:09,189 --> 00:32:10,973
Why did you lie to me?
816
00:32:11,024 --> 00:32:12,141
Why did you lie to me?
817
00:32:12,192 --> 00:32:13,225
When did I lie to you?
818
00:32:13,259 --> 00:32:14,560
Who do you think
did this to my face?
819
00:32:14,594 --> 00:32:16,428
Your ex-fiancé.
820
00:32:16,446 --> 00:32:19,264
He jumped out of a bathroom,
went all Frankenstein on me.
821
00:32:23,036 --> 00:32:25,454
Finn came all the way here
to do that?
822
00:32:25,488 --> 00:32:26,905
Yeah.
823
00:32:26,939 --> 00:32:30,075
And who's the liar now?
824
00:32:30,109 --> 00:32:32,161
I know you still love him.
825
00:32:33,463 --> 00:32:35,947
And I know that you slept
with him at that wedding.
826
00:32:38,134 --> 00:32:39,968
Did Santana tell you that?
827
00:32:40,003 --> 00:32:42,971
No one had to tell me.
828
00:32:44,290 --> 00:32:47,476
Look, I'm sorry that
I lied about all
829
00:32:47,510 --> 00:32:49,294
that stuff, okay,
but I meant everything
830
00:32:49,312 --> 00:32:51,630
that I ever said about
how I feel about you.
831
00:32:51,648 --> 00:32:54,816
(crying)
832
00:32:57,654 --> 00:33:00,239
You're right,
I haven't been, uh...
833
00:33:02,358 --> 00:33:04,860
...completely honest with you.
834
00:33:06,312 --> 00:33:08,664
I think that there
was a part of me
835
00:33:08,698 --> 00:33:11,867
that was... using this.
836
00:33:14,087 --> 00:33:18,006
Partly to make Finn
jealous and, um,
837
00:33:18,041 --> 00:33:21,043
the other part to just...
838
00:33:21,094 --> 00:33:24,263
fill my own personal heartache.
839
00:33:30,336 --> 00:33:32,837
So, what, this is...
840
00:33:32,855 --> 00:33:34,856
it's just over?
841
00:33:37,894 --> 00:33:38,894
(sniffles)
842
00:33:40,396 --> 00:33:41,863
Yeah, uh...
843
00:33:41,898 --> 00:33:43,148
(clears throat, sniffles)
844
00:33:43,182 --> 00:33:45,984
...it feels like it is.
845
00:33:49,355 --> 00:33:51,373
Seeing you around
is really gonna suck.
846
00:33:51,407 --> 00:33:53,408
(Radiohead's "Creep" begins)
847
00:34:00,383 --> 00:34:03,302
♪ When you were here before
848
00:34:05,388 --> 00:34:09,975
♪ Couldn't look you in the eye
849
00:34:11,227 --> 00:34:16,265
♪ You're just like an angel
850
00:34:16,316 --> 00:34:19,685
♪ Your skin makes me cry
851
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:26,441
♪ Oh, you float
like a feather ♪
852
00:34:26,492 --> 00:34:30,195
♪ In a beautiful world
853
00:34:30,229 --> 00:34:35,250
♪ Oh, I wish I was special
854
00:34:36,452 --> 00:34:40,038
♪ You're so very special
855
00:34:40,072 --> 00:34:42,040
♪ Oh...
856
00:34:42,074 --> 00:34:44,209
BOTH:
♪ But I'm a creep
857
00:34:44,243 --> 00:34:46,878
RACHEL:
♪ I'm a creep...
858
00:34:46,912 --> 00:34:50,299
♪ I'm a weirdo
859
00:34:50,350 --> 00:34:52,250
♪ I'm a weirdo...
860
00:34:52,268 --> 00:34:55,053
♪ What the hell
am I doing here? ♪
861
00:34:55,087 --> 00:34:57,723
♪ What the hell am I
doing here? ♪
862
00:34:57,757 --> 00:35:01,443
BOTH:
♪ I don't belong here
863
00:35:01,477 --> 00:35:04,112
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh...
864
00:35:04,147 --> 00:35:06,982
♪ She's
865
00:35:07,033 --> 00:35:09,151
♪ Running out
866
00:35:09,202 --> 00:35:14,790
♪ The door...
867
00:35:14,824 --> 00:35:19,494
♪ She's running out
868
00:35:19,545 --> 00:35:23,632
♪ She run, run, run
869
00:35:23,666 --> 00:35:25,666
♪ Run...
870
00:35:35,511 --> 00:35:37,511
♪ Run...
871
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,522
♪ Whatever makes you happy
872
00:35:49,692 --> 00:35:52,361
♪ Whatever you want
873
00:35:54,497 --> 00:35:57,666
BOTH:
♪ You're so very special
874
00:35:59,819 --> 00:36:03,372
♪ I wish I was special
875
00:36:05,174 --> 00:36:07,592
♪ But I'm a creep
876
00:36:10,329 --> 00:36:14,516
♪ I'm a weirdo
877
00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:18,220
♪ What the hell
am I doing here? ♪
878
00:36:21,173 --> 00:36:24,226
♪ I don't belong here
879
00:36:24,277 --> 00:36:30,181
♪ Mm, I don't
belong here. ♪
880
00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:41,082
(Door opens)
881
00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:42,900
(playing quietly)
882
00:36:42,918 --> 00:36:44,702
What's that?
883
00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:46,671
I wanted to do one more Phil
Collins song before they made us
884
00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:48,923
put our guilty pleasures
back in the closet.
885
00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:50,708
Well, maybe we don't have to.
886
00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,009
I mean, everybody
seems to be having
887
00:36:52,044 --> 00:36:53,577
so much fun with them
out on the table.
888
00:36:53,595 --> 00:36:55,579
Maybe life's just
better this way.
889
00:36:55,597 --> 00:36:57,348
I don't know about that.
890
00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:59,016
I think if we always
indulged ourselves
891
00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:00,251
in that kind of thing,
I think we'd make
892
00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:01,686
a lot of people
pretty uncomfortable.
893
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,971
You don't have to
be uncomfortable.
894
00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:07,525
Dude, it's okay.
I-I get it.
895
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,426
Your...
896
00:37:09,444 --> 00:37:10,561
your guilty pleasure is me.
897
00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:12,429
Um...
898
00:37:12,447 --> 00:37:14,264
I mean, I-I've known all
year, and you know, frankly,
899
00:37:14,282 --> 00:37:16,400
I'm an attractive
guy, and you are
900
00:37:16,434 --> 00:37:18,452
into dudes, and if you weren't
901
00:37:18,487 --> 00:37:20,571
into me, I'd probably
be pretty offended.
902
00:37:22,441 --> 00:37:25,459
Hm-hm, um... you're...
903
00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:27,712
not freaked out?
904
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:30,131
Because... I don't want
to jeopardize our friendship.
905
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:32,083
I mean, you've been there for me Dude.
Okay. Just stop.
906
00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:33,300
Throughout this whole Kurt thing...
Nothing's gonna change.
907
00:37:33,335 --> 00:37:35,285
Stop. Nothing is
going to change.
908
00:37:35,303 --> 00:37:36,470
(sighs) Oh.
909
00:37:36,505 --> 00:37:38,255
Okay? We're like...
we're like brothers.
910
00:37:38,289 --> 00:37:40,224
I trust you,
911
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,593
and you know, to
tell you the truth,
912
00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:45,312
the attention feels
kind of... kind of good.
913
00:37:45,347 --> 00:37:47,148
It-It's flattering.
914
00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,465
Hug it out.
Let's go.
915
00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:51,936
Come on.
Hug it out.
916
00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:55,606
Oh.
917
00:38:00,478 --> 00:38:01,912
Um...
918
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,480
Dude, um...
919
00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:05,449
please tell me that that is only
920
00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:06,817
a pack of Life Savers
in your pocket.
921
00:38:06,835 --> 00:38:08,836
Oh, yeah, no,
they're breath mints.
922
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:10,337
Oh.
Do you want one?
923
00:38:10,372 --> 00:38:11,956
Uh, yeah, sure.
924
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:12,957
All right.
925
00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:14,592
Mm, thanks.
926
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:15,593
All right.
927
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,461
Let's go lead one more class.
928
00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:19,597
I have a song that everyone's
gonna love, so...
929
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,348
(school bell ringing) Wait up.
930
00:38:21,383 --> 00:38:23,350
(studio audience laughing on TV)
931
00:38:23,385 --> 00:38:24,501
(laughing):
This... this is crazy.
932
00:38:24,519 --> 00:38:25,836
This show is like crack.
933
00:38:25,854 --> 00:38:27,838
I cannot believe this
was on regular TV.
934
00:38:27,856 --> 00:38:29,840
I thought you'd like this
Facts of Life marathon.
935
00:38:29,858 --> 00:38:32,009
Thank God I recorded
six months of it on the DVR.
936
00:38:32,027 --> 00:38:33,778
Thank you, TV Land!
937
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:34,945
Okay, so please tell me
938
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,513
that the chick on
this motorcycle
939
00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:38,616
and that super bitch get
together in the end.
940
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,785
They do not, but...
941
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,620
George Clooney joins
the cast later No way.
942
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:43,788
As the handyman
with a heart of gold.
943
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,372
Oh, I love those guys.
944
00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:47,792
KURT: And a mullet. (Laughs)
Okay, we have to turn this into
945
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,660
a musical so that
I can play Jo.
946
00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:51,328
Can I be Blair,
and we can do a duet?
947
00:38:51,362 --> 00:38:52,696
Oh...
948
00:38:52,714 --> 00:38:54,131
SANTANA: Well,
that depends on
949
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:57,051
what, uh, happened with you
and the American Psycho.
950
00:38:57,085 --> 00:38:59,870
Yeah, we had a-a pretty mature
951
00:38:59,888 --> 00:39:02,006
and honest conversation.
952
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,674
You know, we decided that
953
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:05,559
we're obviously gonna
be professional,
954
00:39:05,594 --> 00:39:07,478
because we're gonna see
each other all the time,
955
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:08,729
and be in each other's
lives because we go
956
00:39:08,764 --> 00:39:10,514
to the same school.
957
00:39:10,548 --> 00:39:11,682
But, um...
958
00:39:11,716 --> 00:39:14,652
but yeah, it's... it's over.
959
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:17,071
For real.
960
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,941
And, you know,
I really have you to thank.
961
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:23,661
Because you didn't give up,
962
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,529
and you really were trying
963
00:39:25,563 --> 00:39:26,747
to make me see, and...
964
00:39:26,782 --> 00:39:29,083
I-I appreciate you
965
00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:31,669
getting Finn to come
and defend my honor.
966
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:32,753
I know that was you,
967
00:39:32,788 --> 00:39:34,672
so...
968
00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:35,906
I swear I will never
969
00:39:35,924 --> 00:39:39,576
doubt your Mexican psychic
third eye ever again.
970
00:39:43,799 --> 00:39:45,716
(sighs)
971
00:39:47,803 --> 00:39:50,254
Why the long face?
You've got a hot
972
00:39:50,272 --> 00:39:51,889
boyfriend pillow
in there named Colin.
973
00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:53,891
I named him Colin after
the non-threatening boy
974
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,609
in The Secret Garden,
'cause I know you loved it.
975
00:39:57,813 --> 00:39:59,763
Don't be sad.
976
00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:02,783
I'm not.
977
00:40:02,818 --> 00:40:04,702
I'm good, I...
978
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,787
I feel... ready.
979
00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:08,205
You know? I-I-I'm ready
980
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:10,574
for my Funny Girl audition,
981
00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:14,128
and to maybe start
seeing older guys...
982
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:15,746
Mm...
983
00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:17,114
And I'm definitely ready for
984
00:40:17,132 --> 00:40:18,782
our new and permanent roommate.
985
00:40:20,168 --> 00:40:24,121
But I'm gonna use the pity card
just for a second,
986
00:40:24,139 --> 00:40:25,756
since I am the one
that is heartbroken
987
00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:27,141
and going through a breakup
988
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:29,977
and found out that my boyfriend
was some weirdo man-whore,
989
00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:31,729
I'm gonna get to pick
the movie tonight, okay?
990
00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:34,648
And I think we should pick...
991
00:40:34,683 --> 00:40:36,851
the best guilty pleasure
movie musical ever.
992
00:40:40,822 --> 00:40:44,641
♪ I've been cheated by you
993
00:40:44,659 --> 00:40:47,161
♪ Since I don't know when
994
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,785
♪ So I've made up my mind
995
00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:58,372
♪ It must come to an end
996
00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:04,494
♪ Mm, look at me now
997
00:41:04,512 --> 00:41:06,680
♪ Will I ever learn?
998
00:41:06,715 --> 00:41:10,334
♪ I don't know how
999
00:41:10,352 --> 00:41:13,854
♪ But I suddenly lose control
1000
00:41:13,889 --> 00:41:18,842
♪ There's a fire
within my soul ♪
1001
00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:22,613
♪ Just one look,
and I can hear a bell ring ♪
1002
00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:26,617
♪ One more look,
and I forget everything ♪
1003
00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:27,985
♪ Oh-oh
1004
00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,853
♪ Mamma mia
1005
00:41:29,871 --> 00:41:31,622
♪ Here I go again
1006
00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:35,042
♪ My, my,
how can I resist ya? ♪
1007
00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:36,693
♪ Mamma mia
1008
00:41:36,711 --> 00:41:38,162
♪ Does it show again?
1009
00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:39,663
♪ My, my
1010
00:41:39,697 --> 00:41:41,715
♪ Just how much I've missed ya
1011
00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:46,036
♪ I've been angry inside
about things that you do ♪
1012
00:41:48,723 --> 00:41:50,057
♪ I can't count all the times
1013
00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:52,226
♪ That I told you
we're through ♪
1014
00:41:55,213 --> 00:41:57,815
♪ And when you go
1015
00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,016
♪ When you slam the door
1016
00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:00,884
♪ I think you know
1017
00:42:00,902 --> 00:42:04,488
♪ That you won't be
away too long ♪
1018
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:07,191
♪ You know that
I'm not that strong ♪
1019
00:42:08,076 --> 00:42:10,361
♪ Just one look
1020
00:42:10,395 --> 00:42:11,829
(bell jingles)
♪ And I can hear a bell ring
1021
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,832
♪ One more look,
and I forget everything ♪
1022
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,583
♪ Whoa-oa
1023
00:42:16,618 --> 00:42:18,085
♪ Mamma mia
1024
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:20,204
♪ Here I go again
1025
00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:23,590
♪ My, my, how can I resist ya?
1026
00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:26,844
♪ Mamma mia,
does it show again? ♪
1027
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:30,247
♪ My, my,
just how much I missed ya ♪
1028
00:42:30,265 --> 00:42:33,767
♪ Yes, I've been brokenhearted
1029
00:42:33,802 --> 00:42:37,521
♪ Ooh, since the day we parted
1030
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:38,689
♪ Why, why
1031
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:41,058
♪ Did I ever let you go?
1032
00:42:41,092 --> 00:42:42,860
♪ Mamma mia ♪ Mamma mia
1033
00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,111
♪ Now I really know
1034
00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:45,929
♪ My, my
1035
00:42:45,947 --> 00:42:47,781
♪ I could never let you go
1036
00:42:47,816 --> 00:42:51,768
♪ Mm-ba, mm-ba, mm-ba, mm-ba,
mm-ba, mm-ba, mm-ba ♪
1037
00:42:51,786 --> 00:42:53,620
♪ Whoa-oa-oa
1038
00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:54,905
♪ Oh-oh oh
1039
00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:56,623
♪ Whoa-oa-oa
1040
00:42:56,658 --> 00:42:57,624
♪ Oh-oh oh
1041
00:42:57,659 --> 00:42:59,677
♪ Mamma mia.
1042
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,902
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