1 00:00:08,406 --> 00:00:12,406 "Frosty King" 2 00:00:13,407 --> 00:00:16,407 sync & corrections by Vegemite for www.addic7ed.com 3 00:00:25,057 --> 00:00:27,396 Never understood my dad's gardening thing. 4 00:00:27,397 --> 00:00:30,216 When you get older, you must not know what fun is anymore. 5 00:00:30,217 --> 00:00:33,055 Why else would you pick a hobby that's so much work? 6 00:00:33,056 --> 00:00:35,806 Okay, Chad, wrap it up and then we'll go to the dump. 7 00:00:39,698 --> 00:00:41,241 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 8 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:43,530 I almost hit you, man. What were you doing in there? 9 00:00:43,531 --> 00:00:45,140 Don't rake leaves, Chad. 10 00:00:45,141 --> 00:00:47,410 Because eventually, a new pile will accumulate. 11 00:00:47,411 --> 00:00:51,030 You know what I always say: Let the wind do the work for you. 12 00:00:51,031 --> 00:00:53,521 I wish I could. My dad said I have to rake... 13 00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:00,450 Can you believe that? 14 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:02,840 Chad, let's get a move on. 15 00:01:02,841 --> 00:01:04,181 Later, man. 16 00:01:07,791 --> 00:01:13,390 Hey, Wayne, did I tell you about my boy Monty? Another promotion. 17 00:01:13,391 --> 00:01:16,820 He's in charge of the whole operation down there now. 18 00:01:16,821 --> 00:01:18,501 Wow, that's great. 19 00:01:18,502 --> 00:01:20,401 Braggart son of a bitch. 20 00:01:20,402 --> 00:01:22,112 Tell him we said hi. 21 00:01:22,306 --> 00:01:24,645 Hey, Dad, do you think I could try driving? 22 00:01:25,818 --> 00:01:28,215 I don't know, Chad. Seems unwise. 23 00:01:28,216 --> 00:01:30,795 But I've watched you, and I... I know how. 24 00:01:30,796 --> 00:01:33,976 Come on, I'm 15. Please? 25 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:36,485 All right, I suppose you can pull out of the driveway. 26 00:01:36,486 --> 00:01:37,616 I'll guide you. 27 00:01:42,606 --> 00:01:45,405 Now, the first thing to remember is... 28 00:01:51,166 --> 00:01:56,426 My fence! And my tomatoes! 29 00:02:04,226 --> 00:02:07,586 What kind of boy are you raising there, Stevens? 30 00:02:09,906 --> 00:02:12,716 Nobody ever talked about the taste of shame. 31 00:02:12,806 --> 00:02:14,295 It was metallic. 32 00:02:16,486 --> 00:02:19,285 You really did a number on Misko's fence, Chad. 33 00:02:19,286 --> 00:02:21,885 And did you have to hit the man's tomato plants? 34 00:02:21,886 --> 00:02:23,965 He loves those damn things. 35 00:02:23,966 --> 00:02:27,195 - I'm so sorry, Dad. - Me too, Chad. 36 00:02:27,196 --> 00:02:29,565 'Cause you're going to have to pay for everything. 37 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:33,044 - What?! No way! - You're not a kid anymore. 38 00:02:33,045 --> 00:02:36,695 You're 15, right? You hit a fence, you got to pay for it. 39 00:02:36,696 --> 00:02:39,545 It's time to get a job... immediately. 40 00:02:41,805 --> 00:02:44,645 Car dealership? Calamitous. 41 00:02:44,695 --> 00:02:47,455 Dentist office? Dreary. 42 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,564 Grocery store? 43 00:02:49,565 --> 00:02:51,574 What do you want to be, a bag boy, Chad? 44 00:02:51,575 --> 00:02:54,084 Checkout boy? Produce boy? 45 00:02:54,085 --> 00:02:56,174 Don't accept any fate with "boy" in the title. 46 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:57,564 Oh, you are not helping. 47 00:02:57,565 --> 00:03:00,915 - Oh, yes, I am. - H-hey! 48 00:03:12,115 --> 00:03:13,643 Ah, it's that guy. 49 00:03:13,644 --> 00:03:15,913 Am I right? Oh, that's the truth. 50 00:03:15,914 --> 00:03:20,523 Man, that guy's got it figured out. "Help wanted." 51 00:03:20,524 --> 00:03:22,253 Serving ice cream could be cool, right? 52 00:03:22,254 --> 00:03:24,893 Cool to be a working stiff? Pfft! 53 00:03:24,894 --> 00:03:27,863 Come on, that guy works here. Free ice cream. 54 00:03:27,864 --> 00:03:28,853 It's a dream job. 55 00:03:28,854 --> 00:03:31,333 It's a nightmare. Punching clocks. 56 00:03:31,334 --> 00:03:34,063 Smoke breaks. Human resources. 57 00:03:34,064 --> 00:03:37,654 If you know what's good for you, Chad, turn around and walk away. 58 00:03:37,704 --> 00:03:39,543 Mmm, that's... mmm. 59 00:03:39,544 --> 00:03:42,523 So, Chad, why do you want to work at the Frosty King? 60 00:03:42,524 --> 00:03:44,713 Well, I think ice cream is wonderful. 61 00:03:44,714 --> 00:03:47,853 I eat a little after dinner every night. It's soothing. 62 00:03:47,854 --> 00:03:50,583 And besides, I owe someone a sum of money. 63 00:03:50,584 --> 00:03:52,163 Mm... 64 00:03:52,164 --> 00:03:55,392 Chad, you remind me of myself as a young man. 65 00:03:55,393 --> 00:03:55,992 Mm-hmm. 66 00:03:55,993 --> 00:03:59,141 Little rough around the edges, but underneath, 67 00:03:59,142 --> 00:04:01,752 creamy through and through. 68 00:04:03,012 --> 00:04:04,711 You're hired. 69 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:07,460 Thank you, sir. I'll do you proud. 70 00:04:07,461 --> 00:04:09,530 Shoo, derelict! 71 00:04:09,531 --> 00:04:11,471 Damn teenaged bums. 72 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:14,271 Mmm, that's... 73 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:16,900 More sprinkles, sir? Absolutely. 74 00:04:16,901 --> 00:04:19,404 Extra scoop, ma'am? Coming right up. 75 00:04:24,566 --> 00:04:30,305 Sir, we have a full-on Nazi chocolate malt ball approaching at 12:00. 76 00:04:30,306 --> 00:04:34,006 - Seems to be covered in nuts. - Fire the torpedoes. 77 00:04:38,706 --> 00:04:41,415 Bull's-eye! A direct hit. Whoo! 78 00:04:47,966 --> 00:04:50,605 Holy Mary, Mother of God. 79 00:04:50,606 --> 00:04:53,175 In some ways, this hurts me more than it does you. 80 00:04:53,176 --> 00:04:55,724 Seeing you like this. A tool. 81 00:04:55,725 --> 00:04:58,105 A slave. A plodder! 82 00:04:58,106 --> 00:05:02,194 Chris, I'm 15, and it's time to buckle down and grow up. 83 00:05:02,195 --> 00:05:04,904 Oh, the oldest man in the world speaks. 84 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,574 What are you? Dad junior? 85 00:05:06,575 --> 00:05:09,384 Look, sure I'm entering the work force to fix the fence. 86 00:05:09,385 --> 00:05:12,584 But beyond that, I want to buy a car and drive around. 87 00:05:12,585 --> 00:05:15,734 Hopefully, with girls. I got to go, man. 88 00:05:15,735 --> 00:05:17,294 Can't be late on my first day. 89 00:05:17,295 --> 00:05:20,464 Come on, Chad. Must I save you from yourself? 90 00:05:20,465 --> 00:05:22,035 Must I? 91 00:05:23,625 --> 00:05:25,205 My liege. 92 00:05:27,735 --> 00:05:30,824 Chad. Welcome, son. 93 00:05:30,825 --> 00:05:32,355 Benjamin. 94 00:05:32,356 --> 00:05:33,736 You have lost weight. 95 00:05:33,737 --> 00:05:36,824 Benjamin. Don't make me walk all the way over there. 96 00:05:36,825 --> 00:05:38,775 Yes, sir, Mr. Shooty. Coming right up. 97 00:05:38,776 --> 00:05:41,913 Chad Stevens, this is Benjamin Brent. 98 00:05:41,914 --> 00:05:45,423 My right arm. My golden boy. 99 00:05:45,424 --> 00:05:48,293 - Listen to him. - I sure will, Mr. Shooty. 100 00:05:48,294 --> 00:05:50,353 Very good, my boy. 101 00:05:50,354 --> 00:05:53,123 So, another rooster in the hen house, huh? 102 00:05:53,124 --> 00:05:55,794 Excuse me? 103 00:05:56,654 --> 00:05:58,734 I'm the only one who can do that. 104 00:05:59,214 --> 00:06:02,033 Okay, this here is ice cream command central. 105 00:06:02,034 --> 00:06:06,924 Scoops, dipping station, toppings. Everything at arm's reach. 106 00:06:07,044 --> 00:06:09,273 So, tell me about Chad. 107 00:06:09,274 --> 00:06:12,335 Oh. Well, I'm, you know, I'm really excited to get... 108 00:06:12,336 --> 00:06:13,623 I've worked here two years. 109 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:17,263 I drive a 280Z. I make almost 10,000 a year. No big deal. 110 00:06:17,264 --> 00:06:18,829 - Whoa. - You bet wow. 111 00:06:18,830 --> 00:06:20,743 I run the show around here, okay? 112 00:06:20,744 --> 00:06:23,513 I've got these girls eating from the back of my hand, 113 00:06:23,514 --> 00:06:25,283 and it didn't happen overnight. 114 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:28,912 It took work. I see a guy like you come in here, I... 115 00:06:28,913 --> 00:06:31,282 I know what you're thinking. 116 00:06:31,283 --> 00:06:33,982 What am I thinking? 117 00:06:33,983 --> 00:06:36,262 This here's the centerpiece of the whole operation... 118 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:39,017 the Creamamatic. Now, pay attention. 119 00:06:41,328 --> 00:06:44,117 Hey, babe. You got to weigh every cone. 120 00:06:44,118 --> 00:06:45,397 Nothing over eight ounces. 121 00:06:45,398 --> 00:06:47,427 You won't see me using that scale, though. 122 00:06:47,428 --> 00:06:49,088 'Cause I'm that good. 123 00:06:49,428 --> 00:06:51,018 Here, weigh it. 124 00:06:53,378 --> 00:06:55,107 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom! 125 00:06:57,628 --> 00:06:58,788 Benjamin! 126 00:06:58,789 --> 00:07:00,327 - Benjamin! - Benjamin! 127 00:07:00,328 --> 00:07:01,547 Benjamin... join in, Chad. 128 00:07:01,548 --> 00:07:03,977 - It's what we do. - Uh, Benjamin. 129 00:07:03,978 --> 00:07:06,057 Benjamin, Benjamin. 130 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:09,169 I'm the king around here, Chad. Never forget that. 131 00:07:09,170 --> 00:07:12,491 Benjamin! Benjamin! 132 00:07:12,492 --> 00:07:14,972 I will rescue you, my friend. 133 00:07:17,899 --> 00:07:20,208 Oh, you look so handsome. 134 00:07:20,209 --> 00:07:23,549 - Just like a man. - Just like a little soldier. 135 00:07:24,470 --> 00:07:25,698 Mom, please. 136 00:07:25,699 --> 00:07:28,279 Classic. 137 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:30,098 Come on, Wayne. 138 00:07:30,099 --> 00:07:33,438 Let's let our Mr. Worker Pants get back to work. 139 00:07:35,718 --> 00:07:37,397 Jesus Christ! 140 00:07:37,398 --> 00:07:40,317 Ladies, let's let Mr. Worker Pants get back to work. 141 00:07:42,388 --> 00:07:45,607 Wow. They really got you running the maze, don't they? 142 00:07:45,608 --> 00:07:48,648 So, how about treating this king with a chocolate sundae? 143 00:07:52,018 --> 00:07:55,647 - Put it on my tab, Chaddy boy. - Hey, I have to pay for it, then. 144 00:07:55,648 --> 00:07:58,347 To a lazy day! To us daydreamers! 145 00:07:58,348 --> 00:08:00,297 Chris, stop bugging the customers. 146 00:08:00,298 --> 00:08:02,107 Uh, is there a problem here, boys? 147 00:08:02,108 --> 00:08:04,027 Yeah, there's a problem, all right: Me. 148 00:08:04,028 --> 00:08:05,577 This is for your own good, Chad. 149 00:08:05,578 --> 00:08:07,730 This young man is not letting me relax. 150 00:08:07,731 --> 00:08:10,450 I'm just a peaceful Beatnik eating ice cream, and 151 00:08:10,451 --> 00:08:12,477 this dippy guy starts calling me names like 152 00:08:12,478 --> 00:08:15,300 "pissant" and "crackerwilly." Fire him immediately! 153 00:08:15,301 --> 00:08:16,900 Don't listen to him. 154 00:08:16,901 --> 00:08:18,890 He's just a friend; he's just joking around. 155 00:08:18,891 --> 00:08:21,930 Friend of yours?! Huh. There's no friends allowed. 156 00:08:21,931 --> 00:08:23,800 I thought the customer was always right. 157 00:08:23,801 --> 00:08:26,450 Get out. And never come back. 158 00:08:26,451 --> 00:08:28,860 I'll break you out, Chad! I swear it. 159 00:08:28,861 --> 00:08:32,351 Come hell or high water, you will be free! 160 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:41,245 What's that, Cuddle K? No, we've lost Chad. 161 00:08:41,246 --> 00:08:44,666 He's been sucked into that working man's machine. 162 00:08:45,336 --> 00:08:47,115 Are you sick of meaningless work? 163 00:08:47,116 --> 00:08:49,325 I'm sick of my friend's meaningless work. 164 00:08:49,326 --> 00:08:51,725 Now is the time to harness your potential, 165 00:08:51,726 --> 00:08:56,526 and maximize your earning flow with my Seven Step Up undeniable system. 166 00:08:56,776 --> 00:09:00,745 My name is Max Gold and I'm rich beyond your wildest dreams. 167 00:09:00,746 --> 00:09:02,571 You can be, too! 168 00:09:05,927 --> 00:09:09,456 As... you can see, Chad's working hard 169 00:09:09,457 --> 00:09:11,836 to pay every cent of the damage he's done. 170 00:09:11,837 --> 00:09:13,616 Or, you can see it in person. 171 00:09:13,617 --> 00:09:15,756 We could go down for a cone, maybe, uh, 172 00:09:15,757 --> 00:09:18,075 banana split, something, uh... 173 00:09:18,076 --> 00:09:21,305 Uh, look, Tom, I'm raising Chad right. 174 00:09:21,306 --> 00:09:26,395 It's just all the stress with the, um, winning of all the awards. 175 00:09:26,396 --> 00:09:30,165 Awards? Well, now, that can't be true. 176 00:09:30,166 --> 00:09:34,175 My window faces his and there isn't a single laurel in sight. 177 00:09:34,176 --> 00:09:36,485 Well, he's got them. Just, uh... 178 00:09:36,486 --> 00:09:38,625 Anyway, you ever want a malted or something, 179 00:09:38,626 --> 00:09:40,766 you just, uh, you know... 180 00:09:41,446 --> 00:09:42,886 Bye. 181 00:09:44,756 --> 00:09:48,105 The Freezy B. The Ben-ana Split. 182 00:09:48,106 --> 00:09:49,385 Beez Nuts. 183 00:09:49,386 --> 00:09:52,615 Yep, these are some of the many creamy creations I've invented. 184 00:09:52,616 --> 00:09:53,455 Wow. 185 00:09:53,456 --> 00:09:55,585 It's no big deal. Just great products. 186 00:09:55,586 --> 00:09:57,095 Now, if you'll excuse me, 187 00:09:57,096 --> 00:10:00,325 it seems that another lucky lady wants a tour of the freezer. 188 00:10:00,326 --> 00:10:02,255 I got the 32nd flavor in there. 189 00:10:04,006 --> 00:10:05,085 Isn't it cold in there? 190 00:10:05,086 --> 00:10:07,144 That's why they need a hotshot like me. 191 00:10:07,145 --> 00:10:09,784 I'm their number one cuddle buddy, Stevens. 192 00:10:09,785 --> 00:10:11,225 Don't you forget it. 193 00:10:13,845 --> 00:10:15,594 Hello, welcome to the Frosty King, 194 00:10:15,595 --> 00:10:17,764 where we treat you like a king. 195 00:10:17,765 --> 00:10:22,048 - I would like a Clown Sundae, please. - Uh, okay. 196 00:10:22,049 --> 00:10:24,654 Oh... wouldn't you like a Beez Nuts or something? 197 00:10:24,655 --> 00:10:28,664 - I'm-I'm not sure how to make... - No. Clown Sundae. 198 00:10:28,665 --> 00:10:30,735 Okay, sure. Uh, hang on. 199 00:10:32,016 --> 00:10:34,856 - Clown Sundae. - I got it, okay? 200 00:10:36,576 --> 00:10:38,255 Okay. Let's see here. 201 00:10:38,256 --> 00:10:41,266 Some of this. Couple of these. 202 00:10:42,116 --> 00:10:47,804 Top it off with this. Okay.... and here's your Clown Sundae. 203 00:10:47,805 --> 00:10:50,944 Oh, my. I love it. 204 00:10:52,807 --> 00:10:54,104 Look what Chad did. 205 00:10:54,105 --> 00:10:57,254 Oh, my God. Make another one. 206 00:10:57,255 --> 00:11:00,344 - Check it out, Mr. Shooty. - Here you go. 207 00:11:00,345 --> 00:11:02,404 Mmm, mmm! My God! Mmm! 208 00:11:02,405 --> 00:11:04,775 That's a hell of a treat, son. 209 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:06,692 Mmm! Oh, that's... oh, mmm... 210 00:11:06,693 --> 00:11:08,864 We totally have to add it to the menu. 211 00:11:11,175 --> 00:11:14,374 Hey, Stevens. A customer lost a Rolex in the trash. 212 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:17,334 Go out to the Dumpster and go through every bag of trash till you find it. 213 00:11:17,335 --> 00:11:19,455 Every... bag. 214 00:11:20,455 --> 00:11:24,054 Excuse me, ice cream man? Can I get two of those Clown Sundaes? 215 00:11:24,055 --> 00:11:27,253 And can you make them face each other like they're kissing? 216 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,555 Get out. 217 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,373 Aw, man! 218 00:11:35,374 --> 00:11:38,923 Maybe this was a rite of passage, an initiation, 219 00:11:38,924 --> 00:11:41,344 something meant to bring men closer together. 220 00:11:41,755 --> 00:11:44,294 Oh, say, Stevens! Hey, sorry, 221 00:11:44,295 --> 00:11:47,904 never mind, the customer just called. They found their watch. 222 00:11:47,905 --> 00:11:50,235 Now clean all that shit up. 223 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:54,514 I did it, Chad, old buddy! 224 00:11:54,515 --> 00:11:56,244 I know how to get you the money for the fence. 225 00:11:56,245 --> 00:11:58,304 - I know the secret. - What secret? 226 00:11:58,305 --> 00:12:02,094 - Max Gold's secret. - That guy on TV? 227 00:12:02,095 --> 00:12:04,794 I was inspired just by his charisma! 228 00:12:04,795 --> 00:12:07,284 I'm going to harness my will and manage my earning flow! 229 00:12:07,285 --> 00:12:08,454 Okay, break's over. 230 00:12:08,455 --> 00:12:09,924 I have to get back inside. 231 00:12:09,925 --> 00:12:13,104 I don't know why Benjamin's pissed at me, but I don't want to push it. 232 00:12:15,804 --> 00:12:17,845 How am I going to get on Benjamin's good side? 233 00:12:17,846 --> 00:12:20,575 I know, I'll do it the old-fashioned way... 234 00:12:20,576 --> 00:12:23,365 - humor! - Just you wait, Chad. 235 00:12:23,366 --> 00:12:26,616 I'm gushing with ideas! You'll see! 236 00:12:26,816 --> 00:12:30,195 Hey, Benjamin, check it out. I'm a uni-cone. 237 00:12:31,395 --> 00:12:34,554 Unicorn jokes are so played out, Stevens. 238 00:12:34,555 --> 00:12:39,024 Plus, you know how unsanitary it is to hold food against your forehead? 239 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,554 That's coming out of your paycheck. 240 00:12:40,555 --> 00:12:42,395 Cha-ching. 241 00:12:43,205 --> 00:12:45,434 Oh, hey, Chad! I didn't know you worked here. 242 00:12:45,435 --> 00:12:46,744 Oh, hi, Sharla. 243 00:12:46,745 --> 00:12:49,384 - Nice uniform. - Yeah. 244 00:12:49,385 --> 00:12:53,804 Chad, please. Full uniform is required by all Trainees. 245 00:12:53,805 --> 00:12:55,784 - Sorry, I... - Apologies, ladies. 246 00:12:55,785 --> 00:12:57,964 He's not qualified enough to speak to you. 247 00:12:57,965 --> 00:13:00,445 Watch how it's done, son. 248 00:13:01,025 --> 00:13:03,614 Welcome to the Frosty King, 249 00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:06,464 where we treat you like a queen. 250 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,394 So, your name is Sharla, right? 251 00:13:10,395 --> 00:13:12,554 Question: Were you born out of a clam shell? 252 00:13:12,555 --> 00:13:15,104 Because your mother must be Venus. 253 00:13:16,065 --> 00:13:18,174 Oh, come on. 254 00:13:18,175 --> 00:13:20,624 Hey girls, look. I'm a uni-cone! 255 00:13:24,385 --> 00:13:26,914 Uni-cone! That's hilarious! 256 00:13:26,915 --> 00:13:29,055 - So clever! - I know, right? 257 00:13:30,705 --> 00:13:32,744 Hey, Mom, can I borrow some cash? 258 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,944 I need a little seed money for some big ideas. 259 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:38,004 - Sure, honey. - Whoa, whoa, hold on. 260 00:13:38,005 --> 00:13:39,874 You can't jus give him the money when he asks. 261 00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:42,254 Chris has to learn... to earn. 262 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:45,384 - I wasn't talking to you. - But I was listening. 263 00:13:45,385 --> 00:13:47,294 You know, in my country we have a saying: 264 00:13:47,295 --> 00:13:49,274 "If it was easy, it would be easy." 265 00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:51,906 You an American, Chris. You have to act like it. 266 00:13:51,907 --> 00:13:54,384 Pull on your bootstraps. Be a Rockefeller. 267 00:13:54,385 --> 00:13:58,563 Don't ask mommy for money. It's weak. Go now. 268 00:13:59,564 --> 00:14:01,504 Terry. 269 00:14:03,024 --> 00:14:06,274 Uh, h-hey, lover, uh, can I have five bucks? 270 00:14:14,584 --> 00:14:17,284 Hey, if you want to watch me, you got to pay. 271 00:14:18,414 --> 00:14:20,934 You can still hear me. Cough up. 272 00:14:22,184 --> 00:14:23,076 Damn it. 273 00:14:23,077 --> 00:14:27,353 Guys, help me, oh, oh, God, help me! 274 00:14:27,354 --> 00:14:30,824 Oh, help me, guys! Help me! 275 00:14:30,844 --> 00:14:33,934 Oh, oh, oh, guys! 276 00:14:35,854 --> 00:14:37,203 I'm in hell, man. 277 00:14:37,204 --> 00:14:39,623 He made me look like an idiot in front of Sharla. 278 00:14:39,624 --> 00:14:42,963 The guy's such a dick. Why do girls like dicks? 279 00:14:42,964 --> 00:14:46,432 Working sucks. You were right, Chris. 280 00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:48,342 You have to get me out of here. 281 00:14:48,343 --> 00:14:53,582 - Relax, dude, I got it all figured out. - Grump vs. Cat? 282 00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:56,813 It's genius. Don't give up hope. 283 00:15:01,514 --> 00:15:04,493 All right, bring it in, bring it in. Places, ladies. 284 00:15:04,494 --> 00:15:07,615 It's paycheck time. 285 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,349 Here, pal, take a picture of me handing 286 00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:11,083 each check to each employee, would you? 287 00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:13,063 - Really? - The girls love it. 288 00:15:13,064 --> 00:15:18,144 It's totally awesome. All right, Mindy, come on down. 289 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:22,367 - Ah, thanks, Ben. - You got it, lady-lips. 290 00:15:22,368 --> 00:15:26,223 Next up: Staceycakes, get up here. 291 00:15:29,112 --> 00:15:32,041 Oh, hey, pal, I just remembered, we need a cone restock. 292 00:15:32,042 --> 00:15:33,571 Hop-scoot up the back stairs, 293 00:15:33,572 --> 00:15:36,121 through the second door, and grab 'em... pronto. 294 00:15:36,122 --> 00:15:37,812 Thanks, guy. 295 00:15:45,592 --> 00:15:46,661 What are you doing in here? 296 00:15:46,662 --> 00:15:49,051 Get out! Get out of my house! Get out! 297 00:15:50,391 --> 00:15:53,400 Oh, you know what? I was wrong. 298 00:15:53,401 --> 00:15:57,431 We do have enough cones. Sorry, bud. 299 00:15:59,641 --> 00:16:01,270 Go ahead, laugh it up. 300 00:16:01,271 --> 00:16:04,120 As soon as I make the money I need, I am out of here. 301 00:16:04,121 --> 00:16:06,880 Speaking of which, I've got your check. 302 00:16:06,881 --> 00:16:08,830 Got to get your picture now. 303 00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:16,435 You should have the money you need in just about... never. 304 00:16:19,338 --> 00:16:22,397 It was official. I had succumbed to the workforce 305 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,657 and the endless legion of dead-eyed adults 306 00:16:24,658 --> 00:16:26,767 zombified by responsibility, 307 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,107 continuing on with their asshole lives, 308 00:16:29,108 --> 00:16:31,858 inspired by little more than momentum. 309 00:16:42,738 --> 00:16:44,537 Huh? Wha...? 310 00:16:44,538 --> 00:16:48,298 Aw, man, what the hell am I going to do? 311 00:16:48,638 --> 00:16:51,926 Come one, come all, the battle of the ages. 312 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:56,517 See Grump as he takes on what the Egyptians claimed was a god. 313 00:16:57,476 --> 00:17:02,305 Behold, Grump vs. Cat! 314 00:17:34,498 --> 00:17:38,558 Here ye, here ye go, ma'am. You've been treated by a king. 315 00:17:40,098 --> 00:17:42,407 I like this new attitude, Stevens. 316 00:17:42,408 --> 00:17:45,557 Seems like you and I finally understand each other. 317 00:17:45,558 --> 00:17:51,157 Excuse me, this Sundae made my son cry. 318 00:17:51,158 --> 00:17:55,749 I'm terribly sorry, ma'am. Here, a Beez Nutz on the house. 319 00:17:56,728 --> 00:18:00,098 Out of your paycheck... cha-ching. 320 00:18:00,238 --> 00:18:04,607 In this next bout, Grump faces his greatest opponent yet. 321 00:18:04,608 --> 00:18:09,146 So big, so fierce, the price has gone up... 322 00:18:09,147 --> 00:18:10,631 five dollars a head. 323 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,493 Come on, you must! ou have to! 324 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,507 If you miss this, it'll be the single greatest 325 00:18:16,508 --> 00:18:19,330 regret of your young lives. 326 00:18:20,331 --> 00:18:23,221 Yes, thank you, thank you very much. 327 00:18:23,222 --> 00:18:27,591 You will not be disappointed. You are in for quite a treat. 328 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:33,305 Now, behold! Grump... versus... 329 00:18:33,306 --> 00:18:34,916 Girl! 330 00:18:38,626 --> 00:18:39,515 We love you, Grump. 331 00:18:42,336 --> 00:18:43,276 You got this. 332 00:18:53,108 --> 00:18:54,424 Yikes. 333 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,727 Come on, Grump, get up. 334 00:18:58,008 --> 00:19:00,238 All right, fight's over. 335 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,395 Thanks for coming, everybody. Have a great rest of your day. 336 00:19:03,396 --> 00:19:06,985 Boo! I want my money back! That was no fight! 337 00:19:06,986 --> 00:19:11,304 Yes, technically, that was a fight. That was a bout. 338 00:19:11,305 --> 00:19:13,031 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, - What are you trying to do, pull a fast one on us? 339 00:19:13,032 --> 00:19:15,302 - we can work this out. - Are you kidding me?! 340 00:19:15,303 --> 00:19:17,782 Ice cream! Ice cream for everyone! 341 00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:20,843 On the house! Follow me. 342 00:19:21,123 --> 00:19:24,302 Oh... my balls. 343 00:19:24,303 --> 00:19:27,462 When I got my 280Z, I wasn't ready for that kick. 344 00:19:27,463 --> 00:19:32,252 - Whoa, must be cool to drive. - It is, but it's no big deal. 345 00:19:32,253 --> 00:19:34,682 I'd love to show you around backstage sometime, 346 00:19:34,683 --> 00:19:38,136 - give you ladies a tour of the freezer. - We'd love to. Sure. 347 00:19:39,326 --> 00:19:42,136 Two backstage passes coming right up, ladies. 348 00:19:42,486 --> 00:19:45,575 Excuse me, Stevens, I'm gonna go set up the freezer. 349 00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:47,926 Nice and cozy. 350 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,945 - What the hell's going on? - I got the money. 351 00:19:53,946 --> 00:19:56,129 - You did? - There's only one catch: 352 00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:57,869 we have to give that mob free ice cream. 353 00:19:57,870 --> 00:20:01,239 - What? I can't do that, man. - But I promised them. 354 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,787 Hey, you're not allowed in here. 355 00:20:02,788 --> 00:20:05,538 Show him the door, trainee... now. 356 00:20:07,408 --> 00:20:09,068 You better go, Chris. 357 00:20:11,138 --> 00:20:15,377 This is my kingdom, you latchkey reject. Don't you forget it. 358 00:20:15,378 --> 00:20:17,456 That's right, 359 00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:20,106 go back to your shack, you pasty-lipped douche. 360 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,986 - Hey, that's enough there, "Brenjamin." - You got a problem, Stevens? 361 00:20:23,987 --> 00:20:26,436 Yeah, don't ever talk to my friend that way. 362 00:20:26,437 --> 00:20:29,583 He harnessed his potential and maximized his earning flow. 363 00:20:29,584 --> 00:20:32,924 More than you'll ever do, you dick squeak. 364 00:20:33,084 --> 00:20:36,464 Chris, let 'em in, let 'em all in. 365 00:20:36,465 --> 00:20:39,784 Come on, everybody, free ice cream for all! 366 00:20:39,785 --> 00:20:41,331 - Help yourselves. - No! 367 00:20:41,332 --> 00:20:44,184 No! Get out! No! No! 368 00:20:44,185 --> 00:20:46,435 Stop! No! Get out of here! Go! 369 00:20:46,784 --> 00:20:50,053 Stop, stop! Please! 370 00:20:50,054 --> 00:20:52,123 The Creamamatic! 371 00:20:52,124 --> 00:20:53,733 No, no. 372 00:20:53,734 --> 00:20:57,624 My God, how could you let is happen, Benjamin? 373 00:20:57,984 --> 00:20:59,876 You're all fired, 374 00:20:59,877 --> 00:21:03,736 every one of you, fired! 375 00:21:07,856 --> 00:21:10,946 No...! 376 00:21:28,146 --> 00:21:31,965 - Whoo! We did it! - Yeah. Screw this place. 377 00:21:31,966 --> 00:21:33,665 He's been working so hard. 378 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:36,797 You'll see for yourself. I just can't wait to... 379 00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:38,896 Good God. 380 00:21:41,795 --> 00:21:43,495 Congratulations, buddy. 381 00:21:43,995 --> 00:21:46,504 Well, Mr. Misko, here's your money. 382 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:48,619 This should cover the damage to 383 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:50,734 your fence and your tomato plants. 384 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,999 Eh... 385 00:22:04,628 --> 00:22:07,347 Wow, I've never seen my dad run before. 386 00:22:07,348 --> 00:22:09,218 Yeah, he's booking. 387 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,457 Hello, hello! Anyone here? 388 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,688 Come in, I'm u-up here. 389 00:22:18,028 --> 00:22:21,447 Oh, a clown ... just what the doctor o-ordered. 390 00:22:21,448 --> 00:22:25,207 I sure could use some cheering up, on account of my balls. 391 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:30,847 sync & corrections by Vegemite for www.addic7ed.com