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Okay, Big Lou has called
the meeting to order.
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Thank you, my friend.
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Mmm.
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Okay, we need to talk about
our vacation to the Bahamas.
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Can we talk about how we
all spend every second together,
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so it's insane for us
to also travel together?
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All in favor of Grayson
not being able to speak anymore?
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- It passes.
- Yeah, but--
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Zip it. Okay,
we're leaving in three days.
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We need to decide
whether we're gonna invite Tom.
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He is part of the gang now.
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On the other hand, he's Tom.
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With the combo
of our booze intake
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and our general poor judgment,
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I think having a doctor around
is a pro. [ Clicks tongue ]
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True. But warning--
I am horrible at small talk.
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You do not want to sit
next to me on the beach.
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- Sweetie, I'd let other people do the cons.
Andy: - Pro-- he's eager to please,
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so you know he'll wake up early
and get pool chairs.
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Con-- he's Tom.
I know I already said this.
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But I think
it's worth mentioning twice.
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I've always wanted to go
to the Bahamas.
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Interestingly, for years,
the country's principal industry
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was ship salvaging.
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That is
some God-awful small talk.
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See, there I go.
I got to say, it's a toss-up.
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- Yeah, 50/50.
- Not to me.
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- Welcome aboard, buddy.
[ Chuckling ] - Yeah, man!
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- Huzzah!
- Cheers.
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
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4x14
Don't Fade On Me
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Nice shoes.
Did you make them?
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Sit down, have some coffee,
then be horrible.
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All right.
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Dad, we don't need you
to stay over.
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We just need you to water
the plants while we're gone.
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Yeah, but I want to stay.
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This weekend,
Gulfhaven is hosting
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a Clint Eastwood movie marathon
and a soup festival.
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There's gonna be old people
everywhere.
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Aww, so you're gonna be trolling
for some old ladies,
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aren't you, daddy?
[ Chuckles ]
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I hope I get some rest
on this vacation.
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Lately, I've been sleeping
like a baby.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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Sleeping like a baby
is a good thing.
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Babies wake up every 10 minutes,
hungry and screaming.
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That is not restful.
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No, no, no, no,
don't do that thing where
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you take a well-established
saying and then change it to...
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Where's Ellie?
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Change approved!
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Sighs ]
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What are we looking at?
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I wish you had a TV in here.
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This is awkward.
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Yeah, yeah.
This is what awkward... is.
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What's the big deal?
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We've hung out on my bed
a million times.
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Well, now that we've both said
that we liked each other,
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I mean, it's out there.
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[ Chuckles ] This is
practically our first date.
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God, why am I so nervous?
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You know, maybe we should
just watch a movie
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and hang out
like we normally do.
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- Good call.
- Thank God. [ Sighs ]
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Hey, and for the record,
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I wore underwear tonight
so you'd think I was classy.
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No, you didn't.
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I didn't.
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Turns out,
I don't actually own any.
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It's hard to walk around
holding a bunch of cakes,
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so we decided that a "cakewalk"
is something that's hard to do.
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Someone in a funk, they need
to be "slapped out of it."
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And since "slim chance" means
that it probably won't happen,
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"fat chance" means
that it definitely will.
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Oh, and also you know
how getting your ass kicked
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always sucks?
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Well, anything that's
really terrible "kicks ass."
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- That makes sense.
[ Chuckles ] - It doesn't.
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Dad, this is
our new neighbor, Anne.
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- Oh, hello.
- Hello, back.
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Aren't you lovely.
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I'm actually staying here
all week.
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- Dad, she's married.
- I'm having a nap.
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Oh, I need to go, too.
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I have to pick up
a case of whiskey.
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Oh, yeah, my girl can party!
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No, it's for a funeral.
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- I feel terrible.
- It was my good friend.
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Colon cancer got him.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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- That kicks ass.
- Stop.
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Thank you.
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The sad part is,
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had he gone to his doctor
for regular checkups,
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they could have caught it.
[ Chuckles ]
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Bye.
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[ Sighs ] Bye.
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What, are you sad
because of Anne's friend?
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No, dummy, she's sad
because in the last two seconds,
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she's decided her dad's gonna
die of some terrible disease.
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- Right, sweetie? - There's just
so much I should have told him.
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I know. I'd be so much
of a better husband than you.
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You're lucky you have a penis.
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Yeah, they're pretty cool.
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What are you doing?
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I'm on autotrader.com.
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You know, they got a lot
of great deals on new cars.
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Do you have any money?
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I do not.
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You know, I wish they had a
half-eaten-sandwich-trader.com.
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You know,
I got a slightly-used BLT,
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and I'd love to get into a Monte Cristo.
[ Barking ]
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Why do you want a car? What's
wrong with your golf cart?
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Oh, you know, it's a little
too small for certain things.
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I can't feel my legs.
How much further to the ken--
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No, no, no, no!
Whoa!
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Dog Travis will bolt
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if he hears that we're heading
to the K-E-N-E-L.
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Think you're giving him
too much credit.
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This dog is a genius, bud.
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They spelled "kennel" wrong.
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[ Whimpers ]
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Aw!
My fault for saying it.
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Hey.
Got you a Bahama hat.
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Cool.
Am I joining a boy band?
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♪ Hee hee ♪
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Whoo! [ Chuckles ]
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Am I too pretty
to be the tough one?
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I never know what the hell anyone's
talking about around here. [ Chuckles ]
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Why are y'all going
to the Bahamas anyway?
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Nothing to do there
but sit around and drink.
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Yeah, we'll try to make
the best of it.
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I always dreamed about
going to see Hollywood.
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Hollywood--
bunch of loser wannabe actors,
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sending out their lame
homemade video reels
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to casting agents [Chuckles]
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who never even call them back.
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Dad, someone really close to
Anne just recently passed away.
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- Her husb--
- Not her husband.
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- Thank God. - I mean, how hard
is it to make one phone call?
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"Look, your video reel
was fine-- okay?--
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but maybe concentrate
on modeling for now."
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I will take that hat
back so fast.
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Anyway, when is the last time
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that you went to the doctor
and got checked out?
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Had to be about five years ago.
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Good night, June-bug.
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Are you already
in your crazy place?
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Yeah.
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Is it something that wine
could solve?
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Maybe if it's Big Lou.
But hurry.
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Look, just think
happy thoughts, okay?
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Like me in my hat [Chuckles]
or my boy band, yeah.
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Everything's gonna be okay.
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Ooh, that could be
our first single.
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[ High-pitched voice ] ♪
Everything's gonna be okay, girl ♪
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Gasps ]
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♪ Girl ♪
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[ Sighs ] You were taken
too soon, Big Lou.
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I'll miss you.
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Should we pour some out
for our homey?
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Mm.
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What the hell are they doing?
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- Wineglass funeral.
- Hmm.
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It's only weird
the first time you see it.
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This is like my fourth one.
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Yeah, first time as a murderer.
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[ Chuckles ]
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- Ohh!
- For Lou.
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For Lou.
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- Ohh!
- For Lou!
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You all had rings on!
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[ Chuckling ] Promise me you'll all
sock him like that when I die.
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Yeah, about that,
you need to get a checkup, dad.
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Why? All my parts
are still working.
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I'm able to pee
once every six or seven weeks.
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That's a joke.
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Honey, look, I'm an old man.
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If I go to the doctor, they're
gonna find something wrong.
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I'd just rather skip all that,
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keep on whistling
past the graveyard.
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That sound good,
June-bug?
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No.
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[ Chuckles ]
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You tried.
That's all you can do, right?
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We're gonna get him
to the doctor before we leave,
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or we're not going
on a vacation.
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Fantastic.
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Hey, last night was
your first date, wasn't it?
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How was your first time
as lovers?
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Please don't say it like that.
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Well, now I'm only gonna say it
like that.
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Come on, talk.
Did you guys...
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[ Imitates
bedsprings squeaking ]
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Slappidy, slappidy,
slappidy, slappidy.
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Honk-honk. Bl-bl-bl!
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You two are having fun,
aren't you?
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- Yes!
- Uh-huh, yeah.
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Lovers.
[ Grunting ]
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Look, I know we all
tend to talk about everything,
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but, uh, we're not gonna discuss
our relationship with you.
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It was supes awkward, you guys.
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Or we are.
I changed my mind.
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It's just really hard to go
from being regular friends
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to being "eee-eee, slappidy,
slappidy, honk, honk" friends.
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Jules and I were friends first.
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Of course, my flawless body
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helped us
get over any awkward parts.
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- Oh.
- You guys will make it. I promise.
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Or you won't,
and you'll be doomed.
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Thanks.
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Doomed as lovers.
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[ Smooching ]
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Hey, thanks for watching
Dog Trav for me.
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No problem.
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Thank you for not talking
too much about your trip
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- so I don't get jealous.
- Sure.
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You know, it's been hard,
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because the Bahamas
are gonna be awesome!
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Ando, can you believe
that we're going?
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- No!
- Yay!
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[ Both laugh ]
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- Oh, I got us these shirts made.
- Ooh, ooh!
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"Ba-Homies."
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- Ba-Homies!
- Whoo! Sweet!
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- Anyway, Dog Trav can be tough
to connect with. - Dogs love me.
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He's not just
some dopey nut-licker. You know?
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For DT to love you, he must
know that you're pure of heart.
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Let's start
with a trust exercise
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so he knows that you're
not afraid to be vulnerable.
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Tell him
your most embarrassing secret.
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Okay...
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I'm lactose-intolerant.
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[ Sighs ]
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Well, somebody's
clearly holding back.
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Come on, try again.
Dig deep.
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We can't just drive Chick
to the doctor.
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We need a fake story.
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Like, where's someplace
he really wants to go?
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Thailand.
Right, too far.
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Oh, a bikini contest!
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00:10:11,529 --> 00:10:13,196
Right, because we live
247
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,432
in a straight-to-video
"National Lampoon" movie.
248
00:10:15,466 --> 00:10:18,402
No one's dumb enough to believe
we're going to a bikini contest.
249
00:10:18,436 --> 00:10:21,504
Bikini contest? When, where,
and how much are the tickets?
250
00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:23,573
And if they're too pricy,
is there some sort of
251
00:10:23,641 --> 00:10:26,076
hole-in-the-fence situation
where we can watch for free?
252
00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:27,343
I don't know
how much the tickets are,
253
00:10:27,378 --> 00:10:29,179
but they can't be too much,
can they?
254
00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:31,815
Wait. Is this contest real
or made-up?
255
00:10:31,850 --> 00:10:33,484
We're taking Chick
to the doctor.
256
00:10:33,518 --> 00:10:35,185
Can I still go
to the bikini contest?
257
00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:37,054
Well, I'm sure we can stop there
after the doctor's office.
258
00:10:37,121 --> 00:10:39,423
There is no bikini contest!
Slap out of it!
259
00:10:39,457 --> 00:10:42,426
Baby, you're sounding
just like us.
260
00:10:42,460 --> 00:10:45,028
Yes, you've made me dumber.
Congratulations.
261
00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,431
I hope dad's not too mad when he
finds out where we're taking him.
262
00:10:47,465 --> 00:10:50,701
Quick hint-- when Dog Travis
ran away at the kennel,
263
00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:52,703
he would have come back
if I had a biscuit.
264
00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:54,706
So just make sure you keep
some of Chick's favorite treats
265
00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:57,208
in your pocket,
just in case he bolts.
266
00:10:57,242 --> 00:10:58,676
You're insane.
267
00:10:58,710 --> 00:11:00,344
And this is coming from someone
who just made up,
268
00:11:00,379 --> 00:11:03,648
and then forgot she made up,
a fake bikini contest.
269
00:11:03,682 --> 00:11:08,152
I know my dad hates the doctor,
but he's not a dog.
270
00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:14,725
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
271
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:17,561
Dad, wait!
I have treats!
272
00:11:17,596 --> 00:11:18,763
Werther's!
273
00:11:18,797 --> 00:11:20,064
Show me.
274
00:11:20,165 --> 00:11:22,166
Damn it.
275
00:11:23,368 --> 00:11:27,171
Did you ever think about how
our first kiss would go down?
276
00:11:27,206 --> 00:11:29,306
A million times.
277
00:11:29,341 --> 00:11:31,275
Tell me.
278
00:11:31,309 --> 00:11:34,311
I think I'd rather show you.
279
00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:37,582
Okay.
280
00:11:37,649 --> 00:11:38,616
[ Computer beeps ]
281
00:11:38,651 --> 00:11:40,385
So, a few years ago,
282
00:11:40,419 --> 00:11:42,620
I shot a video of you and Smith
kissing in the plaza.
283
00:11:42,654 --> 00:11:45,589
I imported it into after effects
and digitally removed Smith--
284
00:11:45,624 --> 00:11:47,358
which, if you've
ever rotoscoped before,
285
00:11:47,392 --> 00:11:51,261
you know this a nightmare.
[ Chuckles ]
286
00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:54,531
All I got to do is step up here
to the old green screen.
287
00:11:54,566 --> 00:11:56,500
Uh, just keep watching
the monitor.
288
00:11:56,534 --> 00:11:57,768
Okay.
289
00:11:57,802 --> 00:12:02,306
Just slide right in here,
and kiss you.
290
00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:04,508
[ Smooches ]
291
00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:10,381
And I just now, this moment,
am realizing how creepy this is.
292
00:12:10,415 --> 00:12:11,816
[ Chuckles ]
293
00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:13,417
No one's ever made me
a stalker video
294
00:12:13,451 --> 00:12:16,186
that I didn't have to see
in a courtroom first.
295
00:12:17,288 --> 00:12:20,024
I love it.
296
00:12:20,058 --> 00:12:21,459
[ Sighs ]
297
00:12:21,493 --> 00:12:24,195
You know, maybe, um...
298
00:12:24,229 --> 00:12:25,463
maybe you should tell me
299
00:12:25,497 --> 00:12:28,199
how you thought
our first kiss would go,
300
00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:31,837
and, uh, I'll make it happen.
301
00:12:31,871 --> 00:12:35,474
I thought
we'd be all dressed up.
302
00:12:35,508 --> 00:12:38,543
I thought we'd be
out under the stars.
303
00:12:41,514 --> 00:12:47,451
And then we would hold
each other...
304
00:12:47,486 --> 00:12:48,619
and lean in.
305
00:12:48,653 --> 00:12:52,223
[ Floorboards creak ]
306
00:12:52,257 --> 00:12:56,694
And then I would notice all your
weird roommates staring at us.
307
00:12:56,795 --> 00:12:58,463
Seriously, Garrett?
308
00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:02,300
When I saw my dad in New York,
309
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:04,502
ice-skating with that same woman
and her kids,
310
00:13:04,536 --> 00:13:07,571
I asked him point-blank,
311
00:13:07,606 --> 00:13:08,939
"Dad, do you have
a whole other family
312
00:13:09,007 --> 00:13:11,375
that mom and I
don't know about?"
313
00:13:12,678 --> 00:13:14,545
[ Laughs ]
314
00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:16,614
Oh, that means,
"Thank you for sharing."
315
00:13:16,682 --> 00:13:19,583
Hey, dummy.
The other one.
316
00:13:19,618 --> 00:13:22,853
We have to leave soon.
You haven't packed for me yet.
317
00:13:22,888 --> 00:13:24,989
We have to get Dog Travis
and Riggs to fall in love.
318
00:13:25,057 --> 00:13:28,026
And I need to stop betraying
my mom with my silence.
319
00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:31,896
I can't help you, but I can
speed you two geniuses up.
320
00:13:31,931 --> 00:13:33,498
Dogs can't feel love.
321
00:13:33,532 --> 00:13:36,901
That giant thing has a tiny,
tiny pea-brain.
322
00:13:36,935 --> 00:13:38,402
Oh, Ellie.
323
00:13:38,437 --> 00:13:39,770
You're so smart
with human stuff,
324
00:13:39,838 --> 00:13:41,739
but you're so dumb with dogs.
325
00:13:41,774 --> 00:13:43,541
Game on.
326
00:13:43,575 --> 00:13:45,243
Call your dog.
327
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,545
Show me your love
for each other.
328
00:13:47,579 --> 00:13:49,380
Come on, buddy!
329
00:13:49,415 --> 00:13:51,015
Come give me
a face full of kisses,
330
00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:53,785
you big, beautiful bastard.
331
00:13:53,852 --> 00:13:55,753
Hey, dumb animal...
332
00:13:55,788 --> 00:13:57,388
steak.
333
00:13:57,423 --> 00:13:58,523
[ Whimpers ]
334
00:13:58,557 --> 00:14:00,525
Dog Trav, no!
335
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:03,228
Who held your paw
when they took your nuts?
336
00:14:03,263 --> 00:14:04,630
I mean, what we have is real!
337
00:14:04,664 --> 00:14:06,799
[ Whimpers ]
338
00:14:09,937 --> 00:14:11,671
He loves me.
339
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,809
This sucks.
340
00:14:15,843 --> 00:14:16,909
We need to leave
for the airport in a few hours,
341
00:14:16,944 --> 00:14:18,444
and we haven't even packed yet.
342
00:14:18,479 --> 00:14:20,313
Calm down.
We're gonna find him.
343
00:14:20,347 --> 00:14:21,447
We just need to
look for something
344
00:14:21,481 --> 00:14:24,183
with gray hair and a sweater.
345
00:14:24,217 --> 00:14:25,984
What the...
346
00:14:30,790 --> 00:14:32,390
Eastwood.
347
00:14:32,424 --> 00:14:33,892
Soup.
348
00:14:33,926 --> 00:14:34,893
Right.
349
00:14:38,870 --> 00:14:40,610
Hey, Grayson,
what did you do today?
350
00:14:40,612 --> 00:14:43,079
"Oh, me? Not much. Just waded
through 10,000 geezers,
351
00:14:43,147 --> 00:14:44,847
searching for an insane old man
352
00:14:44,882 --> 00:14:47,917
who turned into a dog
when he saw a doctor's office."
353
00:14:48,018 --> 00:14:50,354
All right, that's it.
354
00:14:50,388 --> 00:14:53,357
[ Indistinct conversations ]
355
00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:55,225
Listen up, old people!
356
00:14:57,295 --> 00:15:00,097
Uh, Mr. Eastwood
would like to speak!
357
00:15:00,131 --> 00:15:01,198
What are you doing?
358
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,166
Just go with it.
359
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,504
[ As Clint Eastwood ]
Make my day.
360
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,241
Hello, Chair.
361
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,110
[ Cheering ]
362
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:14,512
Thank you.
363
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:20,051
Listen, dad, I know you're here,
and I know what you're wearing!
364
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,419
You got to help me.
365
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:23,921
She wants to take me
to the doctor.
366
00:15:26,057 --> 00:15:28,191
I have werther's now!
367
00:15:28,226 --> 00:15:30,427
If you're standing near my dad,
368
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,396
would you please
raise your hand!
369
00:15:35,266 --> 00:15:37,534
I'd have made the same choice.
370
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:40,037
[ Growling ]
371
00:15:40,271 --> 00:15:43,106
- Did Grayson ask you to tend bar
while he's gone? - No.
372
00:15:43,141 --> 00:15:45,108
We have to get
some plane drinks in us
373
00:15:45,143 --> 00:15:46,610
before we get our plane drinks.
374
00:15:46,644 --> 00:15:48,979
What can do you for,
her-dee-der?
375
00:15:49,013 --> 00:15:50,680
How about a true friend?
376
00:15:50,748 --> 00:15:53,717
Or a love that I can believe in?
You have that behind the bar?
377
00:15:53,751 --> 00:15:55,418
You did this.
Are you happy?
378
00:15:55,486 --> 00:15:57,387
I literally
cannot stop smiling.
379
00:15:57,421 --> 00:16:00,657
My best friend in the world only
cares about his own needs, man.
380
00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:04,995
He was just using me for food
and after-dinner butt scratches.
381
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,097
You and Andy have
an intense relationship.
382
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,633
He was talking
about Dog Travis.
383
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:12,470
But I've walked in on
those two doing weirder stuff.
384
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:14,104
- No, you haven't.
- No?
385
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,973
Should I describe the time
I walked in
386
00:16:16,007 --> 00:16:19,110
and you guys were re-enacting
the pottery scene from "Ghost"?
387
00:16:19,177 --> 00:16:21,011
I've told you, we've
never even seen that movie.
388
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,180
He just wanted help
making a vase.
389
00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:29,219
You guys want to sit
over there?
390
00:16:29,287 --> 00:16:31,054
No, we're fine holding him.
391
00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:34,157
Let's just get this over with.
Check me out, sawbones.
392
00:16:34,192 --> 00:16:36,560
Of course, Chick, but I'm
not sure why we're doing this.
393
00:16:36,594 --> 00:16:40,030
You were here last month
for a full physical. Remember?
394
00:16:40,064 --> 00:16:42,366
- Oh, that's right.
- We talked about how
395
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,201
you were starting to have
some memory problems.
396
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:50,574
I told you
they'd find something.
397
00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:54,645
- All right.
- Mmm.
398
00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:57,013
- I'll see you in a few days.
[ Sighing ] - Yeah.
399
00:16:57,048 --> 00:17:01,618
All right, I'm leaving now.
Going on my trip.
400
00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:05,422
You know, I could die out there,
you know?
401
00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:08,459
Jet-ski accident,
a booze-cruise fire.
402
00:17:08,493 --> 00:17:11,729
My heart could explode
from a too-tight banana hammock.
403
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,866
This could be the last time
you see me.
404
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:20,572
Fine. Whatever, dog.
Later.
405
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,574
[ Sea Wolf's "Old Friend" plays ]
406
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,582
[ Dog Travis barking ]
407
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,787
[ Tires screech ]
408
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:39,490
Oh, you think you can fix it
just like that, huh?
409
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:46,798
Aww, I love you,
you son of a bitch!
410
00:17:48,474 --> 00:17:54,439
♪ Old friend, come back home ♪
411
00:17:54,473 --> 00:18:00,444
♪ even though
you always were alone ♪
412
00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:02,012
♪ you had to push
against the fates ♪
413
00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:04,814
Yeah, I love you, too.
I love you, too.
414
00:18:04,849 --> 00:18:06,516
What are we gonna do with us?
415
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:08,284
[ Whimpers ]
416
00:18:08,318 --> 00:18:09,919
♪ Just to make it,
make it through the gate ♪
417
00:18:09,953 --> 00:18:12,288
Laurie: Hey.
418
00:18:12,322 --> 00:18:13,789
- You all packed?
- Yeah.
419
00:18:13,824 --> 00:18:15,625
I can't believe
we're going on vacation
420
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,528
with the stupid first-kiss thing
still hanging over our heads.
421
00:18:18,629 --> 00:18:22,265
Maybe we should just make out
right now and get it over with.
422
00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:24,567
Turn around, Garrett.
423
00:18:25,903 --> 00:18:28,337
I don't even care
if they watch.
424
00:18:28,372 --> 00:18:29,505
You know,
I once made out with a girl
425
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:31,340
in front of like
a hundred dudes.
426
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:32,875
But, in my defense, one of them
had bought me a shot.
427
00:18:32,943 --> 00:18:35,411
No one's ever paid me
for kisses...
428
00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:36,880
except for my mom.
429
00:18:36,914 --> 00:18:39,515
But, uh, you know,
end of the month, rent's due,
430
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:41,217
sometimes you just got to
pucker up and--
431
00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:43,319
Shut up.
I'm coming in.
432
00:18:43,353 --> 00:18:47,289
♪ Old friend come to me ♪
[ Cellphone rings ]
433
00:18:47,323 --> 00:18:50,325
♪ Everything I was,
I used to be ♪
434
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,960
Grandpa has Alzheimer's?
435
00:18:51,995 --> 00:18:54,363
Yeah, he's in the early stages.
436
00:18:54,397 --> 00:18:55,864
You know, I always thought
it was actually called
437
00:18:55,899 --> 00:18:57,867
"old timers' disease"?
[ Chuckles ]
438
00:18:57,901 --> 00:18:59,735
I mean, it makes more sense.
439
00:18:59,769 --> 00:19:01,503
Change approved.
440
00:19:01,538 --> 00:19:03,906
All right, look.
Let's not be sad, okay?
441
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:06,508
Dad and I talked it out.
442
00:19:06,576 --> 00:19:09,411
We hugged a lot.
We cried a whole lot.
443
00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:13,182
And, yes, old timers' disease
can take you like that.
444
00:19:13,216 --> 00:19:16,151
But he could also be around
for another 10 years.
445
00:19:16,219 --> 00:19:19,555
As a family, we decided
that we're gonna stay positive.
446
00:19:19,589 --> 00:19:21,758
Since you're all a part
of my family,
447
00:19:21,825 --> 00:19:23,693
I just ask that we're there
for each other
448
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:26,362
and we cherish whatever time
that we have.
449
00:19:26,397 --> 00:19:28,698
Other than that,
nothing changes.
450
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,700
It seems
like it doesn't matter now,
451
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,736
but are we still going
on this trip?
452
00:19:33,771 --> 00:19:35,838
Oh, right. One thing changed.
[ Chuckles ]
453
00:19:35,906 --> 00:19:38,174
♪ When I believe in you ♪
454
00:19:38,209 --> 00:19:39,809
Los Angeles!
455
00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:42,712
I can't believe
we're actually here!
456
00:19:42,747 --> 00:19:45,415
Jules: Yeah,
just like our beaches at home,
457
00:19:45,449 --> 00:19:49,785
except for with smog and...
weird people.
458
00:19:49,853 --> 00:19:52,856
We can do this.
Smiles for dad, y'all.
459
00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:54,424
- Yay!
- Yeah!
460
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:57,461
Hollywood!
[ Chuckles ]
461
00:20:01,089 --> 00:20:04,058
Hey, Jules, it's Tom in
the beautiful Bahamas,
462
00:20:04,092 --> 00:20:06,627
uh, leave me a message
because I can't find you guys.
463
00:20:06,662 --> 00:20:08,062
I, uh, talked
to the hotel clerk.
464
00:20:08,096 --> 00:20:09,496
He said that
no one's checked in
465
00:20:09,531 --> 00:20:10,831
and the rooms were canceled,
466
00:20:10,866 --> 00:20:12,166
so, if you're running late,
no problem.
467
00:20:12,234 --> 00:20:14,168
I'll, uh-- I'll see you soon.
468
00:20:14,236 --> 00:20:17,037
Uh, if you guys played
a trick on me
469
00:20:17,072 --> 00:20:19,940
and you're
not actually showing up?
470
00:20:19,975 --> 00:20:22,677
Good one. [ Chuckles ]
I love when you play gags on me.
471
00:20:22,711 --> 00:20:25,012
Um, call me back.
472
00:20:25,046 --> 00:20:27,514
Uh-- this is Tom.
473
00:20:27,549 --> 00:20:29,950
Uh, Bahamas Tom.
474
00:20:29,984 --> 00:20:32,118
Uh, Tommy-Bahammy.
475
00:20:32,694 --> 00:20:37,694
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