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Thanks for waiting,
Miss Pierce.
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Please, just call me Brittany.
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Brittany,
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this is Dr. Leonard Hauptman.
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I am Dr. Donald Langdon,
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the dean of the mathematics
department here at MIT.
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Brittany,
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when MIT heard about your
near-perfect SAT score,
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we were a little skeptical.
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A 0.2 grade point
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is practically unheard of.
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That means you've
never gotten higher
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than a D-minus.
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Is that why I had to take
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that math test this morning?
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We needed to see for ourselves
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if you were MIT material.
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And how did I do?
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You scored a zero.
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Brittany, you lack
a basic understanding
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of even the simplest arithmetic,
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and I don't know why
you couldn't have used
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a number-two pencil,
like we asked.
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Filling out the ovals in crayon
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broke our Scantron machine.
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I'm sorry.
However,
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we would like to ask you
about these numbers
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that you scribbled
on the back of your test.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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I didn't know any of the answers
on the test, so...
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I had all these numbers swirling
around in my head,
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so I just decided
to write them all down
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so my brain would stop
feeling so tickly.
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Jill.
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Brittany, this is no ordinary
series of numbers.
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When you start
in the upper left-hand corner
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and read it from left to right,
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it's a prime number.
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Okay.
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Normally you'd need
a supercomputer
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to find a prime number
that large.
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Totes.
But when you start
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from the upper right
and read it from right to left,
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you get Avogadro's constant.
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Sweet.
But that's not even
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the most amazing part.
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When you start
in the lower left-hand corner
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and read the number
counterclockwise,
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you get Planck's constant,
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which is the fundamental unit
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of measurement
in quantum mechanics.
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We-we don't even know
what it means.
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We believe
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that what we are now calling
the Brittany Code...
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The Brittany Code.
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...will go
down in history
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as the most important
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scientific breakthrough
of the 21st century.
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Oh, my God.
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That is...
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totally a-amazing.
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I thought you were gonna tell me
that I was an idiot,
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and that's bullying,
and I won't tolerate that.
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Brittany, it's possible
that you may be
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the most brilliant scientific
mind since Albert Einstein.
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No way.
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And that is why
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we here at MIT
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would like to present to you
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a very unusual proposition.
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WILL:
All right, guys.
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It's finally here.
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Regionals.
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(cheering)
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Yeah!
That's right!
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WILL:
I just found out,
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because of safety concerns
related to
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late-season tornados,
Indianapolis has declined
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to host the competition.
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So! As defending champions,
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we're having regionals here,
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in our auditorium.
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Did you hear that?
Yes!
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Home court advantage,
yo! (Whoops)
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Now, because of
a sexting scandal
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at Our Lady of Perpetual
Loneliness,
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their glee club,
the Nun-touchables,
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has been excommunicated
by the new pope.
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(murmuring)
They've been replaced
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by the world-famous
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boys of Ziegler Prep,
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the Waffle-toots.
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Like cake farts?
They're very good.
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The Hoosierdaddies are still
the odds-on favorite.
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I mean, their lead vocalist,
Frida Romero,
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is a tiny juggernaut of talent.
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We are in for
the fight of our lives.
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So... let's get real.
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There comes a moment
in every performer's life
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that defines him or her,
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sometimes for
the rest of their career.
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This is our moment.
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We've struggled, we've endured,
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and now we must triumph.
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And speaking of that,
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I want us all
to just take a moment
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to send some positive energy
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to one of our very own.
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She has her final callback
for Funny Girl today.
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Rachel Berry.
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We're ready for you.
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WILL: So, let's all give a big
round of applause to Rachel,
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wherever she is.
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(glee club applauding)
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Hi, I'm Rachel Berry,
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and I'll be auditioning for
the role of Fanny Brice today,
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and I'll be singing.
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"To Love You More"
by Celine Dion.
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(music begins)
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♪ Take me
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♪ Back into the arms I love
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♪ Need me
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♪ Like you did before
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♪ Touch me once again
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♪ And remember when
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♪ There was no one that you
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♪ Wanted more
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♪ I'll be waiting for you
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♪ Here inside my heart
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♪ I'm the one who wants
to love you more ♪
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♪ You will see I can give you
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♪ Everything you need
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♪ Let me be the one
to love you more ♪
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♪ Some way
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♪ All the love that we had
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♪ Can be saved
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♪ Whatever it takes
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♪ We'll find a way
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♪ Believe me
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♪ I will make you see
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♪ All the things
that your heart ♪
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♪ Needs to know
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♪ I'll be waiting...
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♪ Here inside my heart
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♪ I'm the one who wants
to love you more ♪
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♪ Oh... oh-oh-oh
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♪ Oh-oh-oh...
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♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh,
oh, oh, ah-ha... ♪
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♪ Oh, whoa, oh
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♪ Oh...
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Thank you, Rachel.
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We'll let you know.
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(school bell ringing)
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You can only do this once,
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so it-it has to be perfect.
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It has to be,
you know, special.
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Are you actually talking
about a marriage proposal?
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Dude, we're in high school.
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You're not ready
to get married,
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and I'm not letting you.
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Well, I'm not asking
for your permission.
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I'm already gonna do it.
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What I'm asking for is your
help about how to do this.
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From my best friend.
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Okay.
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Then, as your best friend,
I need to remind you
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that just a few weeks ago,
you were totally confused.
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You didn't even know where
Kurt stood with this Adam guy.
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Well, I don't remember
you being
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this introspective when you were
asking Brittany to marry you.
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One, I don't even know
what that means, and two,
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we thought the world
was ending.
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And when we realized
it wasn't...
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I regretted it.
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Will you listen to yourself?
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You sound exactly like
the rest of the world,
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saying that
"it's not time yet."
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Well, you know what?
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People like me
have been hearing that
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for hundreds and
hundreds of years.
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This is happening.
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I am gonna ask Kurt
to marry me.
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And not only are you
one of my best friends,
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but I was kind of hoping
that you would be my best man.
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So let me know if you,
uh, change your mind.
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You know what? Someone has to do the
right thing here. Marley, stop...
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(whispers indistinctly) Jake...
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...six, seven, eight, nine...
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Uh, are, are Joe and Sugar here?
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Present, Mr. Shue.
(kids cheer)
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WILL:
Come on.
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Sugar!
Great. Okay.
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Guys, I have finalized
our set list.
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We are going with "I Love It"
by Icona Pop...
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GIRL: I love it!
Yes.
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"Hall of Fame" by The Script
and will. I.am.
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(kids cheer)
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And Marley's original song
"All or Nothing."
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(overlapping chatter)
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Hey, Mr. Shue, what
about my original song?
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Do you remember?
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♪ My cup, my cup
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♪ Sayin' "What's up?"
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♪ To my cup, my cup
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- ♪ More of a friend...
- "My Cup" is one of a kind,
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but we're going
with Marley's song.
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Oh, come on, boo.
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Two thumbs down.
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The only way to polish
that turd of a song
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- is with my angelic alto voice.
- Whoa.
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So I demand to sing it
as a solo.
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And I demand to sing all
the good songs as solos.
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Everyone can snap their fingers
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and march around behind me.
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Tina, please make
an exact replica
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of Jennifer Lawrence's
Oscar dress.
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Um, no.
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Um... yes.
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Let me break it down.
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No one in this musty choir room
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compares to my megawatt
star power.
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Blaine, you're shorter
than your average lawn gnome.
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Joe, you look like
a Yucatán spider monkey.
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Tina is... you know,
she's... Tina.
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Wait, baby.
Baby, I love you,
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but you're really
out of line, here.
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And would you stop texting?
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I'm trying to talk to you,
it's really rude.
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(phone rings)
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Did you seriously
just break up with me?
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By a text?
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Yeah.
As fascinated as I am
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by your down-filled,
pillow-soft lips
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that are ten times
too big for your face,
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I really miss my sweet,
sweet lady kisses.
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Sorry/not sorry.
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Moving on, I repeat:
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I require all the solos.
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That's just the way
it's gonna be.
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Brittany, why are
you doing this?
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Well, I'm just living
your lesson, Mr. Shue.
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It's all or nothing.
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4x22
All or nothing!
(sighs)
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(knocking) Come in!
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(knocking)
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I said, come in.
(pounding)
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What the hell are you doing?
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I'm nailing my 95 theses
to the door.
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Your 95 what?
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They're 95 reasons
why I'm quitting the Cheerios!
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"Number one. It is true
that members of the Cheerios!
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"received illegal salaries
and kickbacks.
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"Last year alone,
I earned $5,000.
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Number two..."
I can read them myself
265
00:10:49,755 --> 00:10:51,206
without you reading them to me
like I'm some idiot.
266
00:10:51,257 --> 00:10:52,924
"Number three."
267
00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:55,594
Last year Sue Sylvester locked
seven Cheerios! In a...
268
00:10:55,628 --> 00:10:57,012
"dog crate in order
to potty-train them."
269
00:10:57,046 --> 00:10:58,763
What are you doing?
270
00:10:58,798 --> 00:11:00,932
I soaked my uniform
in lighter fluid overnight,
271
00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:03,685
and will now solemnize
my departure from the Cheerios!
272
00:11:03,719 --> 00:11:06,972
By lighting it on fire.
273
00:11:07,006 --> 00:11:08,440
(screams) Lord Jesus!
274
00:11:08,474 --> 00:11:10,892
This fool done tried
to set my hair on fire!
275
00:11:11,727 --> 00:11:14,112
Okay, guys, listen up.
276
00:11:14,146 --> 00:11:16,314
Uh, first up, we're gonna tackle Icona Pop.
(phone buzzes)
277
00:11:16,348 --> 00:11:18,867
It's got a unique beat,
but not entire different from...
278
00:11:18,901 --> 00:11:20,368
All right, look.
I'm-I'm sorry.
279
00:11:20,403 --> 00:11:21,953
Excuse me, Mr. Shue,
but I've got to say something.
280
00:11:21,988 --> 00:11:22,787
Okay.
281
00:11:22,822 --> 00:11:25,874
(sighs)
282
00:11:25,908 --> 00:11:28,043
Look, so I hate
to pull a Brittany here,
283
00:11:28,077 --> 00:11:30,295
but the bottom line is,
I'm not performing in regionals
284
00:11:30,329 --> 00:11:32,297
until Catfish reveals
themselves.
285
00:11:32,331 --> 00:11:35,000
This whole situation is out
of hand and needs to end.
286
00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:37,719
Hey, look, I'm serious, okay?
287
00:11:37,753 --> 00:11:40,639
I can't take it anymore,
it-it's tearing me apart.
288
00:11:40,673 --> 00:11:43,225
And someone in this room
is playing games with me,
289
00:11:43,259 --> 00:11:45,227
and I want to know who!
290
00:11:45,261 --> 00:11:47,095
Somebody, just say who it is.
I don't think it's any of us.
291
00:11:47,146 --> 00:11:49,681
Pull out your phones! Everybody
pull out your phones right now!
292
00:11:49,715 --> 00:11:50,932
Ryder, relax, man.
Dude.
293
00:11:50,983 --> 00:11:52,434
I know this is upsetting, but...
294
00:11:52,485 --> 00:11:53,735
Well, now nobody
is going to admit it
295
00:11:53,769 --> 00:11:55,770
for fear of being murdered.
296
00:11:55,821 --> 00:11:57,272
I've told this person
everything,
297
00:11:57,323 --> 00:11:59,491
and I want to know who it is.
298
00:11:59,525 --> 00:12:01,660
I know you're upset... I want to know...
No, you don't know.
299
00:12:01,694 --> 00:12:03,445
You don't know, okay? Who is it?
300
00:12:03,496 --> 00:12:04,529
It's not me.
301
00:12:04,563 --> 00:12:06,498
All right, fine.
If nobody's gonna say anything,
302
00:12:06,532 --> 00:12:08,700
pull out your phones. And I want
to see all of your phones.
303
00:12:08,734 --> 00:12:10,669
Are you serious?
All of your phones.
304
00:12:10,703 --> 00:12:13,421
Pull out your texts. I'm serious!
Texts! (All shouting)
305
00:12:13,456 --> 00:12:15,123
Whoever it is, just say it.
306
00:12:15,174 --> 00:12:17,241
Who is it?
It's me.
307
00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:19,511
I'm Catfish.
308
00:12:27,136 --> 00:12:29,187
What? What do you...?
309
00:12:29,221 --> 00:12:31,973
No, I-I-I asked you.
You swore to me.
310
00:12:32,008 --> 00:12:33,441
I'm sorry.
311
00:12:33,476 --> 00:12:36,394
I didn't mean
for this to happen.
312
00:12:36,428 --> 00:12:38,563
Look, just take it easy,
Ryder, okay?
313
00:12:38,597 --> 00:12:40,198
This was just a little joke.
314
00:12:40,232 --> 00:12:41,700
Things got out of hand.
315
00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:43,568
(scoffs)
316
00:12:43,602 --> 00:12:46,788
What, you're-you're
defending her?
317
00:12:46,822 --> 00:12:48,540
Huh? Are you kidding me?
318
00:12:51,276 --> 00:12:53,778
What's wrong with you people?
319
00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,881
WILL:
Ryder...
320
00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:04,422
BOY:
Marley, that's messed up.
321
00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:06,891
Well, if you were asking me
to marry you,
322
00:13:06,926 --> 00:13:08,593
I'd want that big one.
323
00:13:08,627 --> 00:13:10,312
My fingers are on
the larger side,
324
00:13:10,346 --> 00:13:12,263
and you have to figure,
with my build,
325
00:13:12,297 --> 00:13:13,932
after we have a few babies,
326
00:13:13,966 --> 00:13:16,651
I may put on
a couple of pounds.
327
00:13:16,686 --> 00:13:18,353
Tina, I'm looking
for a ring for Kurt.
328
00:13:18,404 --> 00:13:21,022
He is so lucky.
329
00:13:21,073 --> 00:13:23,491
Those are engagement rings.
330
00:13:23,526 --> 00:13:26,194
That's good because I'm looking
to get engaged.
331
00:13:26,245 --> 00:13:27,445
I am constantly
332
00:13:27,479 --> 00:13:30,198
telling my nieces
and nephews to wear condoms.
333
00:13:30,249 --> 00:13:32,117
It's for my boyfriend.
I'm not pregnant.
334
00:13:32,151 --> 00:13:33,201
He used to be
335
00:13:33,252 --> 00:13:34,703
my boyfriend. It was...
the whole thing,
336
00:13:34,754 --> 00:13:36,504
it's very complicated.
I won't get into it.
337
00:13:36,539 --> 00:13:37,839
But basically,
I love him very much,
338
00:13:37,873 --> 00:13:40,342
and I want to spend
the rest of my life with him,
339
00:13:40,376 --> 00:13:42,377
so I'm going to ask
him to marry me.
340
00:13:42,428 --> 00:13:44,129
Tell me about your man.
341
00:13:44,163 --> 00:13:47,215
Really?
342
00:13:47,266 --> 00:13:49,884
Is he your soul mate?
343
00:13:49,935 --> 00:13:52,137
Yes, he is.
344
00:13:57,810 --> 00:14:00,311
I met Liz when we were 18.
345
00:14:00,345 --> 00:14:02,480
It was at a Styx concert
346
00:14:02,514 --> 00:14:04,566
back when they were doing
hard rock,
347
00:14:04,617 --> 00:14:07,452
not this weird robot stuff.
348
00:14:07,486 --> 00:14:10,288
We've been together ever since.
349
00:14:10,322 --> 00:14:13,541
Doesn't matter
how young or old you are.
350
00:14:13,576 --> 00:14:15,493
True love is true love.
351
00:14:15,527 --> 00:14:18,830
My friends have been
giving me so much flak.
352
00:14:18,864 --> 00:14:21,966
If we all had listened,
we wouldn't be moments away
353
00:14:22,001 --> 00:14:25,086
from the Supreme Court
finally telling us
354
00:14:25,137 --> 00:14:28,590
that we are just as crazy
and awesome as everybody else.
355
00:14:28,641 --> 00:14:30,141
Hey, dude.
356
00:14:30,176 --> 00:14:31,976
Don't try to stop me.
I'm doing this, okay?
357
00:14:32,011 --> 00:14:34,062
I love you and I want to support
you, so if you're really
358
00:14:34,096 --> 00:14:35,847
gonna do this, I'm helping
you pick out the ring.
359
00:14:35,881 --> 00:14:37,849
I have, like, the best taste.
Is this him?
360
00:14:37,883 --> 00:14:39,150
No. Oh, no.
No.
361
00:14:39,185 --> 00:14:41,252
I mean, he wants to do me,
but we're just friends.
362
00:14:41,286 --> 00:14:43,254
Sam.
Jan.
363
00:14:43,288 --> 00:14:45,757
Would you excuse us
for just a moment?
364
00:14:45,791 --> 00:14:46,758
Yeah, sure.
365
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:48,292
(hushed)
I don't.
366
00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:50,294
(hushed) You do want to do me.
367
00:14:52,148 --> 00:14:53,598
Forgive me for being pushy,
368
00:14:53,632 --> 00:14:56,935
but do you have anyone
to advise you on this?
369
00:14:56,969 --> 00:14:59,154
Someone who would
really understand?
370
00:14:59,188 --> 00:15:01,773
Someone... gay?
371
00:15:01,807 --> 00:15:03,441
Yeah.
Not really.
372
00:15:03,475 --> 00:15:06,444
I just want you guys
to see what's possible
373
00:15:06,478 --> 00:15:08,379
when two people
really love each other.
374
00:15:08,414 --> 00:15:11,116
Sound good?
375
00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:12,984
(school bell ringing)
376
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,324
Brittany, have a seat.
377
00:15:20,342 --> 00:15:21,709
We need to chat.
378
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,995
I thought you were teaching
aerobics to fat soccer moms.
379
00:15:24,013 --> 00:15:25,964
Oh, I just stopped
by the teachers' lounge
380
00:15:25,998 --> 00:15:28,233
to retrieve my baby's
placenta in the fridge.
381
00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:30,685
Brittany, Sue and I are
382
00:15:30,719 --> 00:15:32,137
very worried about you.
383
00:15:32,171 --> 00:15:34,139
And we need to know
what's going on.
384
00:15:34,173 --> 00:15:37,225
I refuse to speak to either of
you in this office. It's dusty
385
00:15:37,276 --> 00:15:39,177
and drab and Mr. Shue's
"Teacher of The Year"
386
00:15:39,195 --> 00:15:41,062
picture really creeps me out.
So there's
387
00:15:41,113 --> 00:15:42,513
only one place that I'll talk:
388
00:15:42,531 --> 00:15:46,350
My turf, my rules, my Fondue.
389
00:15:46,368 --> 00:15:48,319
♪ Fondue for two! ♪
♪ Hey!
390
00:15:48,354 --> 00:15:50,738
♪ Fondue for two!
♪ That's some hot dish!
391
00:15:50,789 --> 00:15:52,740
♪ Fondue for two!
392
00:15:52,791 --> 00:15:54,859
Welcome back to Fondue for Two.
393
00:15:54,877 --> 00:15:57,545
Tonight's guests are two sworn
enemies who became friends,
394
00:15:57,580 --> 00:16:00,415
then became enemies again,
then became friends again,
395
00:16:00,466 --> 00:16:03,201
then enemies, and then
everybody stopped caring.
396
00:16:03,219 --> 00:16:05,203
Sue Sylvester
and Will Schuester.
397
00:16:05,221 --> 00:16:06,871
It's great to be here.
Yeah.
398
00:16:06,889 --> 00:16:08,056
Oh, my goodness,
399
00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:10,041
this fondue smells disgusting.
400
00:16:10,059 --> 00:16:12,060
It's like somebody poured
chardonnay on a homeless woman
401
00:16:12,094 --> 00:16:13,228
who'd been dead several days.
402
00:16:13,262 --> 00:16:14,345
Yeah, fantastic.
403
00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:17,015
So, Mr. Shue, is it true
that you and Emma
404
00:16:17,049 --> 00:16:18,183
are finally getting married?
405
00:16:18,217 --> 00:16:19,400
Yeah, it looks like it.
406
00:16:19,435 --> 00:16:21,385
Awesome. Do you plan
on having children,
407
00:16:21,403 --> 00:16:23,521
or just continue to have
weirdly intimate relationships
408
00:16:23,555 --> 00:16:25,190
with high school students
instead of children?
409
00:16:25,224 --> 00:16:26,608
No, we'd like to have kids.
410
00:16:26,659 --> 00:16:28,576
Speaking of kids,
Sue Sylvester,
411
00:16:28,611 --> 00:16:32,113
what if I were to tell you
that I know the true identity
412
00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:33,281
of your baby's
celebrity father?
413
00:16:33,332 --> 00:16:35,283
I would say that's highly unlikely.
What if I were
414
00:16:35,334 --> 00:16:37,936
to tell you that I know for a
fact that it's Michael Bolton?
415
00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:40,855
I would say that you have
no proof.
416
00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:45,143
Well, Michael Bolton played in
a concert in Columbus, Ohio
417
00:16:45,177 --> 00:16:47,645
nine months to the day before
your daughter was born.
418
00:16:47,679 --> 00:16:50,365
Also, Robin's birth certificate
says she was born in.
419
00:16:50,399 --> 00:16:53,318
"Ol' Milton Beach," which is
an anagram for "Michael Bolton."
420
00:16:53,352 --> 00:16:56,821
Also, Michael Bolton has a new
album out, and track number one
421
00:16:56,855 --> 00:17:00,875
is called "So Proud to Be
Your Father, Robin Sylvester."
422
00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:03,211
Michael Bolton and I met in 1994
in Los Angeles
423
00:17:03,245 --> 00:17:05,330
when I punctured his windpipe
with a letter opener
424
00:17:05,364 --> 00:17:08,550
at Kate Mantilini's where
he was having lunch and
425
00:17:08,584 --> 00:17:10,635
I just happened
to be doing my taxes.
426
00:17:10,669 --> 00:17:13,471
He choked after inhaling in
a chunk of his own hair,
427
00:17:13,505 --> 00:17:16,257
and I saved his life.
He's owed me a favor ever since.
428
00:17:16,308 --> 00:17:18,810
And just in case
you're wondering,
429
00:17:18,844 --> 00:17:21,262
Michael Bolton
is a fantastic lover.
430
00:17:21,313 --> 00:17:23,314
Wow. We did it all night, Will.
431
00:17:23,349 --> 00:17:25,066
We did it every which way.
432
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,601
Cool.
433
00:17:26,652 --> 00:17:28,736
(ringing)
434
00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:30,321
Pick up.
435
00:17:31,490 --> 00:17:33,491
I'm sorry, did,
uh, hell just freeze over
436
00:17:33,525 --> 00:17:36,077
or did you just White Chocolate
butt-dial me?
437
00:17:36,111 --> 00:17:37,412
Hey, look,
I need to talk to you.
438
00:17:37,446 --> 00:17:39,948
Sorry, no can do, Trouts,
I just got back
439
00:17:39,999 --> 00:17:42,750
from a dance class and
I'm already five minutes late
440
00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:45,620
for drinks with this insanely
hot off-Broadway choreographer.
441
00:17:45,671 --> 00:17:47,255
It's about Brittany.
Obviously.
442
00:17:47,289 --> 00:17:49,007
Okay, she broke up with me.
Inevitably.
443
00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:50,875
Okay, look, she's been acting
really weird since she met with
444
00:17:50,909 --> 00:17:52,794
those people at MIT, okay? She
even dropped out of regionals.
445
00:17:52,845 --> 00:17:54,429
Okay, and are we sure
446
00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:57,015
it's not just Britney 3.0 Week
in Glee Club?
447
00:17:57,049 --> 00:17:58,766
Look, okay, I know I'm not
your favorite person,
448
00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:00,351
but you also know
that I'd help you
449
00:18:00,386 --> 00:18:03,688
if you ever asked me to.
450
00:18:03,722 --> 00:18:08,309
Something, something's wrong.
I'm asking you for help.
451
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,479
It was love at first Styx,
452
00:18:12,506 --> 00:18:15,008
that's what we always say.
453
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:17,627
Well, the irony was that we met
at the concert, you know.
454
00:18:17,678 --> 00:18:20,797
We grew up in the same town just a
few blocks from each other. Wow.
455
00:18:20,848 --> 00:18:23,016
We went to the same high school.
You guys are
456
00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,384
like a Nora Ephron movie.
Exactly.
457
00:18:24,418 --> 00:18:25,885
Did you go to prom together?
458
00:18:25,919 --> 00:18:27,187
No.
Yeah, well...
459
00:18:27,221 --> 00:18:29,088
Well, we went together
as a group.
460
00:18:29,106 --> 00:18:30,640
We took boys, of course.
461
00:18:30,691 --> 00:18:32,258
Merle and Tommy,
those poor fools.
462
00:18:32,276 --> 00:18:34,694
Merle and Tom. They had no
idea what was going on.
463
00:18:34,729 --> 00:18:38,431
It was different times then,
you know.
464
00:18:38,449 --> 00:18:40,933
There were, there were
no gay clubs at school.
465
00:18:40,952 --> 00:18:44,738
You know, nobody talked about
it. We had no representation.
466
00:18:44,772 --> 00:18:47,273
But somehow
we always found a way.
467
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:50,160
That summer we went on a bus
tour of the United States.
468
00:18:50,211 --> 00:18:52,412
We saw all the sights.
469
00:18:52,446 --> 00:18:55,548
And in the end we decided
we liked Ohio the best.
470
00:18:55,583 --> 00:19:00,170
Yeah, yeah, came back,
moved in together,
471
00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:03,590
got each other through college,
and we broke up twice,
472
00:19:03,624 --> 00:19:05,675
and got back
together again twice.
473
00:19:05,726 --> 00:19:07,427
And then we bought
the house in Lima.
474
00:19:07,461 --> 00:19:09,562
What haven't
we seen from our porch?
475
00:19:09,597 --> 00:19:11,064
Nothing.
Hmm.
476
00:19:11,098 --> 00:19:12,465
AIDS.
Yeah.
477
00:19:12,483 --> 00:19:14,267
Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
478
00:19:14,301 --> 00:19:16,236
Ellen.
479
00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:19,356
We've seen it all
side-by-side.
480
00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:22,859
Remember when we couldn't even
do this in public, hold hands?
481
00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:24,361
Oh, yeah.
482
00:19:24,412 --> 00:19:25,645
You guys are so sweet.
483
00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:28,365
But you know, when I asked you
"How did you guys meet?"
484
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:30,450
I actually meant,
"How did you meet Blaine?"
485
00:19:30,484 --> 00:19:31,951
Oh! At the mall.
486
00:19:31,985 --> 00:19:33,820
I was clothes shopping with Tina
487
00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:36,956
and we were at the food court
at Sbarro,
488
00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:39,209
and Jan and I just got
to talking.
489
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:41,127
And I said,
"Why don't we continue this
490
00:19:41,161 --> 00:19:43,496
over dinner at Breadstix?"
We've been coming here 20 years.
491
00:19:43,514 --> 00:19:44,597
Thirty.
492
00:19:44,632 --> 00:19:45,799
30 years? 30. Wow.
493
00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:48,218
We camped out
for the grand opening.
494
00:19:48,269 --> 00:19:49,769
Yes, we did.
495
00:19:49,804 --> 00:19:51,388
Well, I'm glad
you recommended it, Jan.
496
00:19:51,439 --> 00:19:53,640
I mean, it's great and really
inspiring to hear your story.
497
00:19:53,674 --> 00:19:56,342
You know, I know I don't, and we
don't really have too many
498
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,511
gay and lesbian role models
to look up to, so...
499
00:19:58,529 --> 00:20:00,647
You guys are a sweet couple.
500
00:20:00,681 --> 00:20:03,066
Thank you.
Oh, we're not a couple.
501
00:20:03,117 --> 00:20:06,236
Would you have married me
if I had asked you?
502
00:20:06,287 --> 00:20:07,987
I mean, if we were allowed to?
503
00:20:08,021 --> 00:20:09,021
I always said yeah,
504
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,957
as soon as it's legal in Ohio.
505
00:20:10,991 --> 00:20:12,024
It will be.
Yeah.
506
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:13,743
Eventually.
507
00:20:13,794 --> 00:20:17,864
But in the meantime, there are still
plenty of places where it's legal.
508
00:20:17,882 --> 00:20:22,836
And so, Elizabeth
Margaret Stevens...
509
00:20:24,371 --> 00:20:26,589
...will you legally marry me?
510
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,475
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, oh!
511
00:20:28,509 --> 00:20:30,810
Oh, honey, yes.
512
00:20:30,845 --> 00:20:32,645
(patrons exclaim, cheer)
513
00:20:34,815 --> 00:20:36,649
(whooping)
514
00:20:38,719 --> 00:20:40,820
(school bell ringing)
515
00:20:40,855 --> 00:20:42,388
Hey, can we talk?
516
00:20:42,406 --> 00:20:44,223
Why don't you just text me?
517
00:20:45,659 --> 00:20:48,194
I know it was wrong
and I know you're hurt,
518
00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:50,613
but you're taking it
out on everyone,
519
00:20:50,664 --> 00:20:53,283
and that's not fair.
We need you for regionals!
520
00:20:53,334 --> 00:20:54,951
You don't need me, all right?
521
00:20:55,002 --> 00:20:56,903
Jake's a better dancer,
Artie's a better singer,
522
00:20:56,921 --> 00:20:58,070
and Sam's better looking.
523
00:20:58,089 --> 00:20:59,572
Now you're just feeling
sorry for yourself.
524
00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:01,741
We're not competing with
each other, we're a team and...
525
00:21:01,759 --> 00:21:03,176
Why?
526
00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:06,346
Why what? I need to know why.
Okay, you say we're
527
00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:09,248
a team, but you've been lying
to me and messing with my head,
528
00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:12,084
and I need some kind of explanation
if I'm gonna go to regionals.
529
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:13,520
Because....
530
00:21:15,723 --> 00:21:18,441
because I know
I'm not your vision of beauty.
531
00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:22,762
Wait. It-It was...?
532
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:26,149
Yes, I'm Unique aka Wade,
533
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,934
aka Katie, aka Catfish.
534
00:21:27,952 --> 00:21:30,737
Marley, I love you,
but you don't have to cover
535
00:21:30,771 --> 00:21:31,871
for me anymore.
536
00:21:31,906 --> 00:21:34,174
(voice breaking) It started
off innocent at first,
537
00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:37,327
and then he started
telling me things,
538
00:21:37,378 --> 00:21:39,546
and it got way
too deep to stop.
539
00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:41,047
And you don't know how long
540
00:21:41,081 --> 00:21:43,416
it's been since I felt this
close to someone
541
00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:44,951
without all of this
542
00:21:44,969 --> 00:21:46,252
getting in the way.
543
00:21:48,472 --> 00:21:51,508
I know you're probably
gonna punch me in the face,
544
00:21:51,559 --> 00:21:55,678
but the truth is, I reached out
to you because I liked you.
545
00:21:55,729 --> 00:21:57,847
So I got a picture
of a cute blonde
546
00:21:57,898 --> 00:21:59,299
to make you like me back.
547
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:03,236
But all the stories,
all the jokes,
548
00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:06,022
the connection that we had,
that was all me.
549
00:22:06,073 --> 00:22:08,575
And that was all real.
550
00:22:08,609 --> 00:22:10,944
I'm sorry I stayed hidden.
551
00:22:10,978 --> 00:22:14,313
I didn't do it to hurt you.
552
00:22:14,331 --> 00:22:16,315
I just...
553
00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:19,252
I really don't want
to lose what we have.
554
00:22:23,090 --> 00:22:25,658
We don't have anything.
555
00:22:27,761 --> 00:22:29,762
I'm not gonna punch you
in the face.
556
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:35,935
But I'm also not gonna
talk to you ever again.
557
00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:45,311
♪ fondue for two!
558
00:22:45,345 --> 00:22:47,730
Hello again, and welcome
to yet another
559
00:22:47,781 --> 00:22:50,400
very special episode
of Fondue for Two.
560
00:22:50,451 --> 00:22:52,785
I am joined by my former
lady lover, Santana Lopez.
561
00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:54,520
(cat meows)
562
00:22:54,538 --> 00:22:55,622
Let's get started.
563
00:22:55,656 --> 00:22:57,857
Thank you again
for taking the Lima Express
564
00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:00,243
all the way from New York City,
again, to be here.
565
00:23:00,294 --> 00:23:02,028
Well, actually, Britt, I
came here to talk to you,
566
00:23:02,046 --> 00:23:03,329
not do a show, but...
567
00:23:03,363 --> 00:23:05,465
Well, it's the same
thing, so true or false?
568
00:23:05,499 --> 00:23:08,468
Lady Hummel and Grandma Berry
both play bingo down
569
00:23:08,502 --> 00:23:11,471
at the V.A. and knit alpaca
mittens on Saturday nights.
570
00:23:11,505 --> 00:23:12,639
No, no, totally false.
571
00:23:12,673 --> 00:23:13,923
I wish they were that exciting.
Aw, shoot.
572
00:23:13,974 --> 00:23:15,008
But seriously, Britt,
enough is enough.
573
00:23:15,042 --> 00:23:16,009
I'm turning this off.
574
00:23:16,043 --> 00:23:17,310
What are you doing?
575
00:23:17,344 --> 00:23:18,311
Lord Tubbington's a stickler
576
00:23:18,345 --> 00:23:19,762
for continuity in editorial.
577
00:23:19,813 --> 00:23:21,314
Brittany, stop it.
578
00:23:21,348 --> 00:23:24,267
Seriously, what the hell
is going on with you?
579
00:23:24,318 --> 00:23:25,602
You're acting like a
completely different person,
580
00:23:25,653 --> 00:23:27,437
and it's making me sad.
581
00:23:27,488 --> 00:23:29,022
Well, get over it...
sadness is stupid.
582
00:23:31,659 --> 00:23:35,028
Britt, I still care about you.
583
00:23:35,062 --> 00:23:38,114
As a person and as
a friend, and...
584
00:23:38,165 --> 00:23:40,099
this just isn't you.
585
00:23:42,069 --> 00:23:43,620
What I'm about to tell you
586
00:23:43,671 --> 00:23:45,705
is going to change
everything, Santana.
587
00:23:50,706 --> 00:23:52,652
Oh, I made it. Hi.
588
00:23:52,686 --> 00:23:54,821
Sorry... I'm so nervous.
589
00:23:54,855 --> 00:23:58,058
I had to ran and got us some
gummy bears to calm my stomach.
590
00:23:58,092 --> 00:24:00,293
No wonder you're nervous...
you're wearing white.
591
00:24:00,311 --> 00:24:02,128
That's not exactly
your lucky color.
592
00:24:02,146 --> 00:24:03,796
I think you'll find our luck's
about to change, Santana.
593
00:24:03,814 --> 00:24:04,814
(bell rings)
594
00:24:04,849 --> 00:24:07,200
I'm gonna go check on the kids.
595
00:24:07,234 --> 00:24:09,069
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and
gentlemen, boys and girls,
596
00:24:09,103 --> 00:24:10,403
welcome to the 2013.
597
00:24:10,438 --> 00:24:14,824
Greater Midwest High School
Show Choir Regionals.
598
00:24:14,859 --> 00:24:16,326
Now, please raise the roof
599
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:18,978
for our distinguished
panel of judges.
600
00:24:18,996 --> 00:24:21,981
Executive Director of Ohio
State Supermax Penitentiary.
601
00:24:21,999 --> 00:24:25,151
Warden William Bobby!
602
00:24:25,169 --> 00:24:27,003
Wrongfully accused
football legend.
603
00:24:27,038 --> 00:24:30,323
Coach "Fingers" Shafranski.
604
00:24:30,341 --> 00:24:32,709
(crowd applauding, whooping)
605
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,661
And Indiana's number one
circus contortionist.
606
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:39,165
Lady Marvelous!
607
00:24:39,183 --> 00:24:41,167
(crowd applauding, whistling)
608
00:24:41,185 --> 00:24:43,853
First up, their parents are rich
and their voices are golden...
609
00:24:43,888 --> 00:24:47,507
From Ziegler Prep in Cincinnati,
it's The Waffle-Toots!
610
00:24:50,094 --> 00:24:52,479
[ ♪ Rainbow Connection ♪
by Kermit the Frog ]
611
00:24:52,513 --> 00:24:57,133
♪ Why are there so many
612
00:24:57,184 --> 00:25:01,054
♪ Songs about rainbows
613
00:25:01,088 --> 00:25:04,691
♪ And what's on the other ♪
614
00:25:04,725 --> 00:25:08,812
♪ Side?
615
00:25:08,863 --> 00:25:11,398
♪ Rainbows
616
00:25:11,432 --> 00:25:15,768
♪ Are visions but only
617
00:25:15,786 --> 00:25:17,203
♪ Illusions
618
00:25:17,238 --> 00:25:19,372
♪ And rainbows
619
00:25:19,407 --> 00:25:21,441
♪ Have nothing
620
00:25:21,459 --> 00:25:26,279
♪ To hide
621
00:25:26,297 --> 00:25:29,499
♪ Someday we'll find it...
622
00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:32,252
Marley was right.
623
00:25:32,286 --> 00:25:34,170
Ryder, thank God.
624
00:25:34,221 --> 00:25:35,455
I'm really only upset
with one person.
625
00:25:35,473 --> 00:25:37,457
It wouldn't be fair to
punish the whole team.
626
00:25:37,475 --> 00:25:40,393
Thank you.
627
00:25:40,428 --> 00:25:41,961
All right.
(chuckles)
628
00:25:41,979 --> 00:25:45,231
But, uh... I have done
a lot of thinking.
629
00:25:45,266 --> 00:25:47,016
(crowd applauds, whoops) And
after regionals is over,
630
00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:49,352
I'm officially
leaving Glee Club.
631
00:25:49,403 --> 00:25:51,688
From North Valley Central High School
in Indianapolis... I'm sorry, Mr. Shue.
632
00:25:51,739 --> 00:25:53,857
...the crossroads of America,
it's the Hoosierdaddies!
633
00:25:53,908 --> 00:25:55,875
(crowd applauding, cheering)
634
00:25:55,910 --> 00:25:57,911
[ ♪ Clarity ♪
by Zedd ]
635
00:26:00,981 --> 00:26:03,483
♪ I dive into frozen waves
636
00:26:03,501 --> 00:26:07,820
♪ Where the past comes
back to life ♪
637
00:26:07,838 --> 00:26:10,874
♪ Fight fear
for the selfish pain ♪
638
00:26:10,925 --> 00:26:15,428
♪ It was worth it every time
639
00:26:15,463 --> 00:26:18,431
♪ Hold still
right before we crash ♪
640
00:26:18,466 --> 00:26:22,218
♪ 'Cause we both know
how this ends ♪
641
00:26:22,269 --> 00:26:25,838
♪ A clock ticks
till it breaks your glass ♪
642
00:26:25,856 --> 00:26:30,560
♪ And I drown in you again
643
00:26:30,611 --> 00:26:33,813
♪ 'Cause you are a piece of me
644
00:26:33,847 --> 00:26:38,184
♪ I wish I didn't need
645
00:26:38,202 --> 00:26:41,488
♪ Chasing relentlessly
646
00:26:41,522 --> 00:26:44,574
♪ Still fight
and I don't know why ♪
647
00:26:44,625 --> 00:26:48,361
♪ If our love
648
00:26:48,379 --> 00:26:49,746
♪ Is tragedy
649
00:26:49,797 --> 00:26:51,364
♪ Why are you
650
00:26:51,382 --> 00:26:52,999
♪ My remedy?
651
00:26:53,033 --> 00:26:55,919
♪ If our love's
652
00:26:55,970 --> 00:26:58,755
♪ Insanity, why are you
653
00:26:58,806 --> 00:27:01,257
♪ My clarity?
654
00:27:01,308 --> 00:27:03,142
♪ Hey... ♪
655
00:27:07,982 --> 00:27:11,768
♪ Hey... ♪
656
00:27:11,819 --> 00:27:14,654
(crowd screaming, whooping)
657
00:27:20,828 --> 00:27:22,562
♪ Why are you my clarity?
658
00:27:22,580 --> 00:27:26,666
♪ Hey... ♪
659
00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:30,286
♪ Why are you my remedy?
660
00:27:30,337 --> 00:27:33,006
♪ Hey... ♪
661
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,676
♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪
662
00:27:36,710 --> 00:27:38,294
♪ Hey, hey! ♪
663
00:27:38,345 --> 00:27:39,345
(song ends)
(crowd applauds, whoops)
664
00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:42,131
[ ♪ Wings ♪
by Little Mix ]
665
00:27:42,182 --> 00:27:44,417
♪ Mama told me not
666
00:27:44,435 --> 00:27:46,469
♪ To waste my life
667
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,922
♪ She said, "Spread your wings,
my little butterfly" ♪
668
00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:52,725
♪ "Don't let what
they say keep you up" ♪
669
00:27:52,759 --> 00:27:55,395
♪ "At night, and if they give
you hell" ♪
670
00:27:55,429 --> 00:27:58,898
♪ "Then they can walk on by"
671
00:27:58,932 --> 00:28:01,767
♪ My feet, feet can't
touch the ground ♪
672
00:28:01,785 --> 00:28:03,987
♪ And I can't hear a sound
673
00:28:04,038 --> 00:28:07,407
♪ But you just keep on
running up your mouth, yeah ♪
674
00:28:07,441 --> 00:28:10,209
♪ Walk, walk on over there
675
00:28:10,244 --> 00:28:12,579
♪ 'Cause I'm too fly to care
676
00:28:12,613 --> 00:28:14,547
♪ Oh, yeah
677
00:28:14,582 --> 00:28:18,618
♪ Your words don't
mean a thing ♪
678
00:28:18,636 --> 00:28:19,886
♪ I'm not listening
679
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:24,090
♪ Keep talking, all I know is
680
00:28:24,124 --> 00:28:27,594
♪ Mama told me not
to waste my life ♪
681
00:28:27,628 --> 00:28:29,228
♪ She said,
"Spread your wings" ♪
682
00:28:29,263 --> 00:28:31,130
♪ "My little butterfly"
683
00:28:31,148 --> 00:28:35,351
♪ "Don't let what they say
keep you up at night" ♪
684
00:28:35,402 --> 00:28:40,356
♪ "And they can't detain you
'cause wings are made" ♪
685
00:28:40,407 --> 00:28:41,641
♪ "To fly"
686
00:28:41,659 --> 00:28:43,443
♪ No, we won't let
687
00:28:43,477 --> 00:28:45,978
♪ Nobody bring us down
688
00:28:45,996 --> 00:28:50,450
♪ No matter what you say,
it won't hurt me ♪
689
00:28:50,484 --> 00:28:55,154
♪ Don't matter if I fall
from the sky ♪
690
00:28:55,172 --> 00:28:59,258
♪ These wings are made to fly.
691
00:28:59,293 --> 00:29:01,044
Hi.
692
00:29:01,095 --> 00:29:03,096
- You came...
- Yeah.
693
00:29:05,576 --> 00:29:09,556
All right, everybody.
Show circle. Come on in.
694
00:29:15,763 --> 00:29:18,064
BRITTANY: New
Directions!, (chuckles)
695
00:29:18,098 --> 00:29:21,067
um, before we go onstage,
696
00:29:21,101 --> 00:29:23,770
I have something I want
to tell you guys.
697
00:29:26,407 --> 00:29:28,742
I got offered
early admission to MIT.
698
00:29:28,776 --> 00:29:31,244
(light cheering, applause)
699
00:29:31,278 --> 00:29:33,079
I never thought that I would...
700
00:29:33,113 --> 00:29:35,381
graduate high school, let
alone go to college, so...
701
00:29:35,416 --> 00:29:38,451
I have to jump on this offer
before it gets taken away.
702
00:29:38,469 --> 00:29:40,086
They want me
to leave immediately.
703
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,889
That's why I had that meltdown.
704
00:29:42,923 --> 00:29:44,591
(sighs)
705
00:29:44,625 --> 00:29:48,094
Um... my entire life,
706
00:29:48,128 --> 00:29:51,931
people have always told me
that I was stupid.
707
00:29:51,965 --> 00:29:56,969
And... after a while
I started to believe them.
708
00:29:57,971 --> 00:30:00,940
And it wasn't until...
709
00:30:00,974 --> 00:30:03,943
I walked in this room...
(sniffles, sighs)
710
00:30:03,977 --> 00:30:05,812
...and I joined this club
711
00:30:05,830 --> 00:30:08,314
that I really started
believing in myself.
712
00:30:08,332 --> 00:30:11,868
And as soon as I did that,
as soon as...
713
00:30:11,919 --> 00:30:15,872
I started believing that maybe
I was smart after all,
714
00:30:15,923 --> 00:30:18,541
I think
the whole world did, too.
715
00:30:18,592 --> 00:30:21,261
(sniffles)
716
00:30:21,295 --> 00:30:24,264
And I'm really
gonna miss you guys.
717
00:30:24,298 --> 00:30:26,266
(sniffles)
718
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:28,434
'Cause you guys
are like my family.
719
00:30:28,469 --> 00:30:30,603
(sighs)
720
00:30:30,638 --> 00:30:32,972
Mr. Shue's like our dad.
721
00:30:33,006 --> 00:30:33,890
(laughter)
722
00:30:33,941 --> 00:30:38,444
And Mercedes and Tina
723
00:30:38,479 --> 00:30:41,848
and Sugar and Mercedes,
(chuckles)
724
00:30:41,866 --> 00:30:43,900
you guys are all
like my sisters.
725
00:30:43,951 --> 00:30:46,319
(sniffles) And Mike Chang
726
00:30:46,353 --> 00:30:47,904
and Blaine and Jim,
you guys are all
727
00:30:47,955 --> 00:30:49,355
like my brothers.
728
00:30:49,373 --> 00:30:52,625
My name's Joe.
And, Artie,
729
00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:54,911
you're like
the boy next door who...
730
00:30:54,962 --> 00:30:58,665
builds robots in his basement
and who I take his virginity,
731
00:30:58,699 --> 00:31:00,867
and Jake and Marley and Ryder
732
00:31:00,885 --> 00:31:04,587
and Kitty, you guys are
all like the foster kids
733
00:31:04,638 --> 00:31:07,140
who come to live with us
when the orphanage closes
734
00:31:07,174 --> 00:31:10,476
(laughter) and that we don't trust
at first but we grow to love
735
00:31:10,511 --> 00:31:12,011
just like we do our pets.
736
00:31:12,045 --> 00:31:15,381
(laughter)
737
00:31:15,399 --> 00:31:17,884
(sighs) And then there's Sam.
738
00:31:17,902 --> 00:31:19,886
(sniffles, sighs)
739
00:31:19,904 --> 00:31:22,689
The cute boy from the wrong side
of the tracks
740
00:31:22,723 --> 00:31:26,192
who does good impressions
and who I fake marry.
741
00:31:26,226 --> 00:31:27,360
(chuckles)
742
00:31:27,394 --> 00:31:29,662
(sniffling)
743
00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:33,733
(sighs)
744
00:31:33,751 --> 00:31:35,401
I love you so much, Sam.
745
00:31:36,503 --> 00:31:40,072
(exhales)
I love you, too, Brittany.
746
00:31:40,090 --> 00:31:42,074
(sighs)
747
00:31:42,092 --> 00:31:43,843
(whispering)
I'm really gonna miss you.
748
00:31:45,846 --> 00:31:48,348
(whispering)
I'm gonna miss you.
749
00:31:52,102 --> 00:31:53,586
(sniffles)
750
00:31:53,604 --> 00:31:56,356
(sniffles)
751
00:31:59,593 --> 00:32:01,644
(sniffles) No cries.
752
00:32:01,695 --> 00:32:05,481
And there's Santana.
753
00:32:05,532 --> 00:32:08,601
(sniffles)
754
00:32:08,619 --> 00:32:10,603
Oh, man.
(chuckles, sniffles)
755
00:32:10,621 --> 00:32:12,939
You don't have
to say anything, Brittany.
756
00:32:15,108 --> 00:32:17,410
Okay. No more.
757
00:32:17,444 --> 00:32:19,078
Show circle.
758
00:32:19,112 --> 00:32:21,280
(laughter)
759
00:32:21,298 --> 00:32:24,667
ALL:
Amazing!
760
00:32:24,718 --> 00:32:28,838
[ ♪ Hall of Fame ♪
by The Scripts ]
761
00:32:28,889 --> 00:32:32,508
♪ Ooh
762
00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:35,011
♪ Yeah, you could be
the greatest ♪
763
00:32:35,062 --> 00:32:37,096
♪ You could be the best,
you could be ♪
764
00:32:37,130 --> 00:32:39,232
♪ The King Kong
banging on your chest ♪
765
00:32:39,266 --> 00:32:42,435
♪ You can beat the world, you
can beat the war, you can ♪
766
00:32:42,469 --> 00:32:44,904
♪ Talk to God,
go banging on his door ♪
767
00:32:44,939 --> 00:32:47,690
♪ You can throw your hands up, you
can beat the clock ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
768
00:32:47,741 --> 00:32:49,943
♪ You can move a mountain,
you can break rocks ♪
769
00:32:49,977 --> 00:32:53,112
♪ You can be a master,
don't wait for luck ♪
770
00:32:53,146 --> 00:32:55,448
♪ Dedicate yourself
and you gonna find yourself ♪
771
00:32:55,482 --> 00:32:57,283
♪ Standing in the hall of fame
772
00:32:57,317 --> 00:33:00,203
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Oh ♪
773
00:33:00,254 --> 00:33:03,289
♪ And the world's
gonna know your name ♪
774
00:33:03,323 --> 00:33:05,458
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Oh ♪
775
00:33:05,492 --> 00:33:09,545
♪ 'Cause you burn with the
brightest flame ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
776
00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:12,048
♪ Oh ♪
777
00:33:12,099 --> 00:33:14,717
♪ And the world's
gonna know your name
778
00:33:14,768 --> 00:33:16,219
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Oh ♪
779
00:33:16,270 --> 00:33:19,105
♪ And you'll be on the walls
of the hall of fame ♪
780
00:33:19,139 --> 00:33:22,058
♪ Be a champion
781
00:33:22,109 --> 00:33:24,560
♪ Be a champion...
782
00:33:24,611 --> 00:33:27,480
♪ Be a champion
783
00:33:27,514 --> 00:33:29,315
♪ Be a champion ♪
♪ And you'll be on the walls
784
00:33:29,349 --> 00:33:31,317
♪ Of the hall of fame
785
00:33:31,351 --> 00:33:32,902
♪ Be students, be teachers
786
00:33:32,953 --> 00:33:35,321
♪ Be politicians, be preachers
787
00:33:35,355 --> 00:33:36,656
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ Yeah, come on
788
00:33:36,690 --> 00:33:38,908
♪ Be believers, be leaders
789
00:33:38,959 --> 00:33:40,793
♪ Be astronauts, be champions
790
00:33:40,828 --> 00:33:42,829
♪ Be truth seekers
791
00:33:42,863 --> 00:33:44,497
♪ Be students, be teachers
792
00:33:44,531 --> 00:33:45,999
♪ Be politicians, be preachers
793
00:33:46,033 --> 00:33:48,167
♪ Be preachers...
794
00:33:48,201 --> 00:33:49,802
♪ Be believers, be leaders
795
00:33:49,837 --> 00:33:51,587
♪ Be astronauts, be champions
796
00:33:51,638 --> 00:33:54,340
♪ Hall of fame
♪ You can be the greatest
797
00:33:54,374 --> 00:33:55,925
♪ You can be the best
798
00:33:55,976 --> 00:33:58,428
♪ You can be the King Kong
banging on your chest ♪
799
00:33:58,479 --> 00:34:01,597
♪ You can beat the world,
you can beat the war ♪
800
00:34:01,648 --> 00:34:04,267
♪ You can talk to God,
go banging on his door ♪
801
00:34:04,318 --> 00:34:07,036
♪ You can throw your hands up,
you can beat the clock ♪
802
00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:09,872
♪ You can move a mountain,
you can break rocks ♪
803
00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:12,709
♪ You could be a master,
don't wait for luck ♪
804
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,827
♪ Dedicate yourself
and you will find yourself ♪
805
00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:17,163
♪ Standing
in the hall of fame. ♪
806
00:34:17,181 --> 00:34:19,265
(audience cheering)
807
00:34:19,299 --> 00:34:21,684
[ ♪ I Love It ♪
by Icona Pop ]
808
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:28,891
♪ I got this feeling
on a summer day ♪
809
00:34:28,942 --> 00:34:30,843
♪ When you were gone
810
00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:32,695
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
811
00:34:32,730 --> 00:34:34,731
♪ I watched, I let it burn
812
00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:36,566
♪ I threw your stuff
into a bag ♪
813
00:34:36,617 --> 00:34:38,201
♪ And pushed it
down the stairs ♪
814
00:34:38,235 --> 00:34:40,703
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
815
00:34:40,738 --> 00:34:43,189
♪ I don't care
816
00:34:43,207 --> 00:34:44,407
♪ I love it
817
00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:46,576
♪ I don't care
818
00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:52,215
♪ I got this feeling
on a summer day ♪
819
00:34:52,249 --> 00:34:53,883
♪ When you were gone
820
00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:55,752
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
821
00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:57,536
♪ I watched, I let it burn
822
00:34:57,554 --> 00:34:59,371
♪ I threw your stuff
into a bag ♪
823
00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:01,891
♪ And pushed it
down the stairs ♪
824
00:35:01,925 --> 00:35:04,093
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
825
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:05,395
♪ I don't care
826
00:35:05,429 --> 00:35:07,546
♪ I love it
827
00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:10,066
♪ I don't care
828
00:35:12,236 --> 00:35:14,237
♪ I love it
829
00:35:20,778 --> 00:35:23,079
♪ I got this feeling
on a summer day ♪
830
00:35:23,113 --> 00:35:25,081
♪ When you were gone
831
00:35:25,115 --> 00:35:26,398
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
832
00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:28,567
♪ I watched, I let it burn
833
00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:30,787
♪ I threw your stuff
into a bag ♪
834
00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:32,755
♪ And pushed it
down the stairs ♪
835
00:35:32,790 --> 00:35:34,791
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
836
00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:36,843
♪ I don't care
837
00:35:36,877 --> 00:35:38,428
♪ I love it
838
00:35:38,462 --> 00:35:40,079
♪ I don't care
839
00:35:40,097 --> 00:35:41,580
♪ I love it
840
00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:44,416
♪ I love it, I don't care
841
00:35:44,435 --> 00:35:46,135
♪ I love it
842
00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:48,187
♪ I don't care
843
00:35:50,474 --> 00:35:51,641
♪ I love it!
844
00:35:51,692 --> 00:35:53,593
(audience cheering)
845
00:35:53,627 --> 00:35:55,611
[ ♪ All or Nothing ♪ ]
846
00:35:57,448 --> 00:36:02,118
♪ I can't stay here
847
00:36:02,152 --> 00:36:05,321
♪ I am not the girl
848
00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:07,623
♪ Who runs and hides
849
00:36:07,658 --> 00:36:12,245
♪ Afraid of what could be
850
00:36:13,664 --> 00:36:18,450
♪ And I will go there
851
00:36:18,469 --> 00:36:21,787
♪ I need time but know
852
00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:28,644
♪ That things are always
closer than they seem ♪
853
00:36:28,679 --> 00:36:31,630
♪ Now I'll do more
854
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:34,133
♪ Than dream
855
00:36:34,151 --> 00:36:35,134
♪ Yeah
856
00:36:35,152 --> 00:36:37,320
♪ I'm gonna fly
857
00:36:37,354 --> 00:36:42,308
♪ Gonna crash
right through the sky ♪
858
00:36:42,326 --> 00:36:44,911
♪ Gonna touch the stars
♪ Touch the stars
859
00:36:44,945 --> 00:36:46,863
♪ Show everyone ♪ Show everyone
860
00:36:46,914 --> 00:36:48,981
♪ That it's all or nothing
861
00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:51,150
♪ All or nothing
862
00:36:51,168 --> 00:36:54,086
♪ This is my life
863
00:36:54,121 --> 00:36:58,490
♪ I'm not gonna live it twice
864
00:36:58,509 --> 00:37:01,210
♪ There's no in-between
♪ No in-between
865
00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:03,212
♪ Take it to extremes
♪ To extremes
866
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:05,164
♪ 'Cause it's all or nothing
867
00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:08,834
♪ All or nothing at all
868
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:11,337
♪ Oh, oh, oh
869
00:37:11,355 --> 00:37:13,172
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
870
00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:16,225
♪ Yeah
871
00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:19,779
♪ Oh, oh, oh
872
00:37:19,813 --> 00:37:21,197
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
873
00:37:21,231 --> 00:37:26,685
♪ 'Cause it's all
or nothing at all ♪
874
00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:29,355
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
875
00:37:29,373 --> 00:37:31,908
♪ All or nothing.
876
00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:33,960
(audience cheering)
877
00:37:44,672 --> 00:37:46,556
One last reminder,
please don't leave your trash
878
00:37:46,590 --> 00:37:50,259
under the seats because
nobody likes a litterbug.
879
00:37:51,512 --> 00:37:53,646
Third place
in the 2013 Greater Midwest.
880
00:37:53,681 --> 00:37:56,899
Show Choir Regionals goes to...
881
00:37:56,934 --> 00:38:00,403
the Waffle-Toots!
(cheering and applause)
882
00:38:08,195 --> 00:38:11,497
Now the moment
we've all been waiting for.
883
00:38:11,532 --> 00:38:14,534
In second place...
884
00:38:18,372 --> 00:38:21,007
...from Indianapolis, Indiana,
the Hoosierdaddies,
885
00:38:21,041 --> 00:38:24,844
and first place goes
to McKinley High New Directions!
886
00:38:24,878 --> 00:38:26,879
(cheering and applause)
887
00:38:54,992 --> 00:38:57,627
(cheering and applause
continues)
888
00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:11,140
(footfalls approaching)
889
00:39:32,496 --> 00:39:34,113
McKinley High is officially
on its way to becoming
890
00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:36,282
a regionals dynasty!
(cheering and applause)
891
00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:38,785
Only 24 more of these babies
before we catch up
892
00:39:38,836 --> 00:39:40,369
- to Vocal Adrenaline.
- Oh, please.
893
00:39:40,403 --> 00:39:42,038
Vocal Adrenaline's time
has passed.
894
00:39:42,072 --> 00:39:45,041
The present and the future is
all about the New Directions!
895
00:39:45,075 --> 00:39:48,211
And we are going to prove it
when we go to sunny Los Angeles
896
00:39:48,245 --> 00:39:51,047
for nationals and take home
our second national championship
897
00:39:51,081 --> 00:39:53,633
in a row! That's right.
That's right.
898
00:39:53,684 --> 00:39:56,636
Miss Pillsbury,
who's your friend?
899
00:39:58,021 --> 00:40:00,139
Um, Miss Pillsbury, you're
supposed to bring someone in
900
00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:02,141
to bless the team
before the big game.
901
00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:04,560
Okay. Thank you.
902
00:40:04,594 --> 00:40:07,730
Um, I figured out
that I can't handle the pressure
903
00:40:07,764 --> 00:40:10,867
of a big wedding,
so I told Will,
904
00:40:10,901 --> 00:40:14,871
if we're gonna get married, that
I wanted an intimate ceremony
905
00:40:14,905 --> 00:40:19,375
in a special place surrounded
by the people that we love.
906
00:40:19,409 --> 00:40:21,377
Are you guys seriously
throwing a surprise wedding?
907
00:40:21,411 --> 00:40:23,496
Just like Brooke Burke
and David Charvet?
908
00:40:23,547 --> 00:40:27,300
Yes. (Chuckles) No music,
no reception, no planning.
909
00:40:27,334 --> 00:40:30,470
Just me, the one true love
of my life,
910
00:40:30,504 --> 00:40:33,005
and then we'll have
a little dinner at Breadstix.
911
00:40:44,234 --> 00:40:47,236
(New Directions!
Humming "Bridal Chorus")
912
00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:09,842
(sighs)
913
00:41:09,877 --> 00:41:12,178
WILL: You're still here.
- (chuckling) I'm here.
914
00:41:12,212 --> 00:41:13,880
MINISTER:
Do you guys have
915
00:41:13,931 --> 00:41:16,349
vows prepared?
I knew I forgot something
916
00:41:16,383 --> 00:41:18,017
- and... no.
- (Laughing) No.
917
00:41:18,051 --> 00:41:21,137
Um... Well, hold on. You always get
to make the romantic speeches,
918
00:41:21,171 --> 00:41:24,390
so, um, why don't you
let me do it this time?
919
00:41:24,441 --> 00:41:28,110
I'd love that.
Yeah? Okay.
920
00:41:28,145 --> 00:41:30,112
There was this one day, um,
921
00:41:30,147 --> 00:41:32,315
right around the time
that we first met.
922
00:41:32,349 --> 00:41:33,733
Um, out in the courtyard.
923
00:41:33,784 --> 00:41:36,035
And I had gum stuck
924
00:41:36,069 --> 00:41:37,203
to the bottom of my shoe,
925
00:41:37,237 --> 00:41:40,039
and you scraped it off
with a credit card.
926
00:41:40,073 --> 00:41:41,741
And whenever things in my head
927
00:41:41,792 --> 00:41:45,044
get all gooey and sticky and
messy and I can't get 'em out,
928
00:41:45,078 --> 00:41:47,580
you always come along
and you make me feel clean
929
00:41:47,631 --> 00:41:50,383
and you make me feel
whole again.
930
00:41:50,417 --> 00:41:54,303
Will, just as I know
that the sky is blue,
931
00:41:54,338 --> 00:41:58,724
I know that you and I
are meant to be together.
932
00:41:58,759 --> 00:42:01,427
You are my hero, you are...
933
00:42:01,478 --> 00:42:04,564
my one true love,
you are my inspiration.
934
00:42:04,598 --> 00:42:06,933
I love you, Will Schuester.
935
00:42:06,984 --> 00:42:09,819
(shuddering breath) I can't
believe this is happening.
936
00:42:09,853 --> 00:42:11,854
(laughs)
937
00:42:14,491 --> 00:42:17,777
(sighs) I-I remember
that day with the gum.
938
00:42:17,828 --> 00:42:20,580
And the day you chaperoned
the field trip to Carmel High.
939
00:42:20,614 --> 00:42:22,915
And the red coat you wore
940
00:42:22,950 --> 00:42:25,251
when you took the team
to their first sectionals.
941
00:42:25,285 --> 00:42:26,953
I love that coat. I got it on sale.
(chuckles)
942
00:42:29,456 --> 00:42:32,592
I remember and notice
everything about you.
943
00:42:32,626 --> 00:42:34,594
(exhales)
944
00:42:34,628 --> 00:42:37,263
You only get one
true love of your life.
945
00:42:37,297 --> 00:42:39,298
And you are mine, Emma.
946
00:42:39,349 --> 00:42:41,684
And I promise you
that as long as you
947
00:42:41,718 --> 00:42:43,936
just keep being you
and-and let me love you,
948
00:42:43,971 --> 00:42:45,605
I will be
the happiest man alive.
949
00:42:45,639 --> 00:42:48,274
And can we just skip to the
"I do" part because I can't...
950
00:42:48,308 --> 00:42:49,275
(chuckles) I can't
951
00:42:49,309 --> 00:42:50,643
spend one more minute
952
00:42:50,694 --> 00:42:52,311
without being
this woman's husband.
953
00:42:52,362 --> 00:42:54,947
Works for me. I have
a reservation at Breadstix, too.
954
00:42:54,982 --> 00:42:56,866
(laughter) We'll see you there.
955
00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:57,867
Emma,
956
00:42:57,901 --> 00:43:00,403
do you take Will
to be your husband,
957
00:43:00,437 --> 00:43:03,956
to love and honor, forsaking all
others from this day forward?
958
00:43:03,991 --> 00:43:06,959
I do. I do. I do. I do.
(chuckles)
959
00:43:06,994 --> 00:43:07,960
Will?
960
00:43:07,995 --> 00:43:09,378
Oh, I definitely do.
961
00:43:09,413 --> 00:43:10,796
(laughter)
962
00:43:10,831 --> 00:43:12,798
By the power vested in me
963
00:43:12,833 --> 00:43:15,635
and all the rest, Will, Emma...
964
00:43:15,669 --> 00:43:19,805
Wemma... I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
965
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,891
Oh!
(cheering and applause)
966
00:43:28,781 --> 00:43:33,936
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