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Yeah, I'm not a temp anymore.

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I got Jim's old job,

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which means
at my 10-year high school reunion,

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it will not say, "Ryan Howard is a temp."

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It will say,
"Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate

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"at a mid-range paper supply firm."

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That'll show them.

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You have no idea
how long I've wanted to do that.

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Me, too.

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I think we're just drunk.

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No, I'm not drunk.

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Are you drunk?
No.

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Jim.

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You're really going to marry him?

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Okay.

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Jim is gone.

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He's gone. I miss him so much.

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I cry myself to sleep. Jim.

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False. I do not miss him.

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No. That is the fun of this place.

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I call everybody faggy.
Why would anyone find that offensive?

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Okay. I think Oscar would just like it
if you used lame or something like that.

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That's what faggy means.

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No, not really.
Oh.

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Apparently you called Oscar faggy.

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Yeah.

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For liking the movie Shakespeare in Love
more than an action movie.

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It wasn't just an action movie,
it was Die Hard.

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All right, Michael, but Oscar's really gay.

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Exactly.
I mean for real.

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Yeah, I know.
No. He's attracted to other men.

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Okay. Little too far. Crossed the line.

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Okay. I am telling you,

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Oscar is an actual homosexual.

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Yeah. He told me this morning.

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And obviously he hopes
he can count on your discretion.

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I would have never
called him that if I knew.

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You don't call retarded people retards.

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It's bad taste.

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You call your friends retards
when they're acting retarded.

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And I consider Oscar a friend.

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It's okay.
No, it's not. I just... I feel terrible about it.

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I have been calling people faggy
since I was in junior high,

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and I have never made this mistake.

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If I don't know how to behave,

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it is because I am
just so far the opposite way.

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You know? I'm just...

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I... I can't even imagine the thing...

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Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime
and you could tell me

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how you do that to another dude.

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That sounds like a great, wonderful idea.
Let's do that.

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It explains so much.

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No. I'm not gay.

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And I don't understand
why anyone would think that I'm gay if...

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Yeah, I'm gay.

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I can't say whether Dunder Mifflin paper
is less flammable, sir,

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but I can assure you
that it is certainly not more flammable.

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JIM: Why did I transfer to Stamford?

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I think that's pretty obvious.

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I got promoted.

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And you can't beat that view, right?

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Hey, Big Tuna, you're single, right?

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Yeah, I am.

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Pretty hot, huh?

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She's completely crazy.

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Steer clear, Big Tuna.

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Head for open waters.

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Okay.
Okay.

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JIM: I ate a tuna sandwich on my first day,
so Andy started calling me Big Tuna.

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I don't think any of them
actually know my real name.

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Big Tuna is a super ambitious guy,

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you know, cut your throat
to get ahead type of guy.

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But, I mean, I'm not threatened by him.

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I went to Cornell. You ever heard of it?

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I graduated in four years,
I never studied once,

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I was drunk the whole time

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and I sang in the a cappella group
Here Comes Treble.

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So, end of day we are going to have
a little diversity policy freshener

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because of some more problems
at the Scranton branch.

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And I have a list of business start-ups
I got from the chamber.

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Yes. I am going to need
someone to cold call them.

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Oh, I can do that.

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KAREN: Jim's nice enough.

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I don't know how well he's fitting in here.

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He's always looking at the camera, like this.

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What is that?

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Can you tell who's gay and who is not?
Of course.

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What about Oscar?

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Absolutely not.
Well, he is.

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Well, he's not dressed
in women's clothes, so...

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There could be others.

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I need to know.
I don't want to offend anybody else.

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You could assume everyone is
and not say anything offensive.

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Yeah.

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I'm sure everyone would appreciate me
treating them like they were gay.

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Hey, what about Angela?

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She's hard and severe.
She could be a gay woman.

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I really don't think so.
I don't know.

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I can imagine her with another woman,
can't you?

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Do some research.

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Find out if there's a way to tell
by just looking at them.

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Jim told me you could buy gaydar online.

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That's ridiculous.
Yeah. Probably.

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He didn't tell the truth a lot.

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Let's call him and get the website.
Definitely.

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What's gaydar?

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Oh, oh, gaydar, yes!
No, I think they have it at Sharper lmage.

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Oh, you know what? I can check for you.

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No problem.

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It's sold out.

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Yeah. Sorry about that. That's a bummer.

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They're sold out.
Damn.

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I'll try Brookstone.

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I miss that.

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Chicken or fish?

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Chicken.

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So, you having a good day?
Excellent. Thanks.

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Good. I'm glad.

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Okay.

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PAM: Yeah, I didn't go through
with the wedding.

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I got cold feet a few days before,

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and I can't really explain it.

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I just had to get out of that relationship.

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We still had to pay for all the food,
so we froze it.

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But I'm doing well.

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I have my own apartment
and I'm taking art classes.

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And I have lunch for the next five weeks.

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After Pam dumped me,

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I kind of stopped taking care of myself
for a while there,

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and I hit bottom
when I had a drunk driving arrest.

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Yeah, I've been working out and, you know,

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I'm not going to take her for granted.

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I got to win her back.

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I got them a toaster.

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They called off the wedding
and gave the toaster back to me.

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I tried to return the toaster to the store
and they said

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they no longer sold that kind of toaster.

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So now my house has got two toasters.

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It is so cool that you're gay.
I totally underestimated you.

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Yes, I am super cool.

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I am an accountant

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at a failing paper supply company
in Scranton.

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Much like Sir lan McKellen.

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ANGELA: Sure, sometimes I watch
Will & Grace and I want to throw up.

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It's terribly loud.

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I do like it sometimes
when Harry Connick Jr. Is on.

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He's so talented.

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Okay,

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who put my calculator in JELL-O?

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Good one.

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But, seriously, guys, who did this?

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Seriously, guys. Who did this?

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I need to know
who put my calculator in JELL-O

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or I'm going to lose my freaking mind!

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You know, it's amazing to me
that in this day and age,

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you can be so obtuse
about sexual orientation.

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I watch The L Word, okay?
JAN: Good. Good.

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(BLEEPING)
I watch Queer as... so...

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That's not what it's called.

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Okay, Michael, are you aware
that you outed Oscar today?

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What? What does that even...

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Coming out is a significant moment
for a gay person.

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And they should be allowed
to select the timing

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and manner of announcing it.

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Well, gay pride, right?

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Gay pride parade.

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It's not, like, gay shame festival.

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All right, now Oscar's feeling
discriminated against by his co-workers,

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primarily Angela, and that's your fault.

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I think Angela might be gay.

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Could Oscar and Angela
be having a gay affair?

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JAN: No!
Maybe. Is that what this is about?

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No. No. It's not possible.
I don't...

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Anything's possible.
Okay, you know, imagine you were gay.

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Well, I'm not gay, Jan,

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and you should know that
better than anybody.

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Michael, your immaturity
is extremely disappointing

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and may even lead to a lawsuit,

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which is the absolute last thing
this company needs right now.

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Yes.
Do you understand?

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I know.

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The company has made it
my responsibility today

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to put an end to 100,000 years
of being weirded out by gays.

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Am I the first gay man you ever knew?

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Trick question.

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'Cause you can't always tell,
so how would I know?

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Was that the right answer?

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Yup.

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Michael, Dwight's looking
at gay pornography on his computer.

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Michael knows, Pam, okay?
He asked me to do this just for him.

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He has his own reasons.

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Okay.

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Nothing wrong with this stuff at all.

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This is fine.

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You know what?
Gay porn, straight porn, it's all good.

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I don't particularly get into this
but, you know what,

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I totally see the merit. And actually,

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it is quite beautiful.

201
00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:17,320
Oh, damn pop-ups.
What are you doing?

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Watching some of your friends.
This is stupid. Excuse me.

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Don't touch me!

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(EXCLAIMING)

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Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop it!

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All right, everybody in the conference room!

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I don't care if you are gay, or straight,

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or a lesbian or overweight, just get in here!

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Right now!

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Did you know that gay used to mean happy?

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When I was growing up, it meant lame.

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And now it means a man

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who makes love to other men.

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We're all homos, Homo sapiens.

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Gays aren't necessarily
who you think they are...

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What?
...people.

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I mean, anybody can be gay.

218
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Businessmen, like antique dealers,

219
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or hairdressers or

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accountants.

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Oscar, why don't you take this opportunity
to officially come out

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to everybody here
however you want to do it?

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Go ahead. Stand up.

224
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I'm doing this for you.

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Yes, I'm gay.

226
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And I didn't plan on sharing
that part of my life with you today,

227
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so, whatever.

228
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Can I sit down now?

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CREED: I'm not offended by homosexuality.

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In the '60s, I made love to many,
many women, often outdoors,

231
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in the mud and the rain,

232
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and it's possible a man slipped in.

233
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There would be no way of knowing.

234
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Who should be the judges
and juries of our society?

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Judges and juries.
Yes.

236
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,602
That's a good point. She has a good point.

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Because gay marriage currently
is not legal under U.S. Law.

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I bet a lot of straight men wished
that applied to them

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so they could go out there
and have some torrid,

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unabashed monkey sex
as much as they could. You know?

241
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Sounds pretty good, right?
That sounds great.

242
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,816
Yeah, Dwight.

243
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I think all the other office gays
should identify themselves

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or I will do it for them.

245
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:29,956
No one else in this office is gay.

246
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,223
What about Phyllis?

247
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She makes absolutely no attempt
to be feminine.

248
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I'm getting married to Bob Vance.
STANLEY: You are?

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No way!
RYAN: Congratulations, Phyllis.

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When did you get that?
MICHAEL: That's great.

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Congratulations, Phyllis.
That is great, and frankly, kind of amazing.

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See? Everybody has a chance.
Thank you.

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But, still Phyllis, in college,

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did you ever experiment with other women?

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A lot of women do.

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No, and you knew me in high school.

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Of course, we all thought
you were gay in high school.

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Right.

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(LAUGHING)

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And I take that as a compliment.

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Well, with your ties
and your matching socks...

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Well, I just like to look good, okay? So...

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You sound pretty defensive, Michael.

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No. I am just coming out myself.
I am coming out hetero!

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I think the problem with this office is

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that you are sending mixed signals
about my being here.

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No. No. The only signal that I am sending
is gay good!

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Look, if I was gay,

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I would be the most flamboyant gay
you've ever seen.

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I would be leading the parade
covered in feathers and just...

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I'd be waving that rainbow flag.

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I don't think I can work here any longer.

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This has been the worst,

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most backwards day of my life.

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You misunderstand... Okay. All right...

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You know what? Okay. Okay.

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I'm going to put my money
where my mouth is.

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You ready?
What are you doing?

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I am going to embrace Oscar.
You might want to watch us, Angela,

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because you can't catch anything.
Here we go.

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No.
We are going to make a statement.

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You and I are going to make
a statement together.

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Oscar is my friend.
I'd rather not.

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And I just don't care who sees it.

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Doesn't bother me.
Really, I really would rather not.

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Come here, friend.
I'd really rather not.

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You're my friend.
No! No!

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I don't want to touch you.
Ever considered that?

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You're ignorant and insulting and small.

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Okay.

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All right.

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I'm sorry. Michael, I'm sorry.

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That was a good idea. Come on.

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Come on.

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All right.

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I'm sorry I called you faggy.
I know. I know.

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You're not faggy.
I know you are.

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You're a good guy.
You, too.

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DWIGHT: Michael appears to be gay, too.

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And yet he is my friend.

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I guess I do have a gay friend.

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You know what,
I'm going to raise the stakes.

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You don't...

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I want you to watch this

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and I want you to burn this into your brains.

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I don't think we need to do this...

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Because this is an image

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that I want you people to remember
for a long time to come.

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Whenever you come into the office,
I want you to think about this.

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We don't need to.

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Yes, we do.
What?

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(GRUNTING)

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I did it!

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Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.

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See,

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I'm still here.

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We're all still here.

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Oh, come on, Dwight! Come on, man!

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We are not in the playground anymore.
There are new rules.

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We have to be mature,

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but we can't lose the spirit
of childlike wonder.

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What is love anyway?

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Maybe it's supposed to break all the rules.

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Like me and Jan.

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Or Oscar and some guy. Life is short.

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When two people find each other,

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what should stand in their way?

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BROWN: It is very easy for you
to be a hero.

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All you need are honesty, empathy,
respect and open-mindedness.

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I'm glad if today spurred social change.

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00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,889
That's part of my job as regional manager.

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00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:01,125
But, you know what, even if it didn't,

333
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at least we put this matter to bed.

334
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:07,465
That's what she said. Or he said.

335
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:14,043
Oh, there's Gil, Oscar's roommate.

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00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,443
I wonder if he knows.

337
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,147
I was going to quit,

338
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:30,161
but Jan offered me a three-month,
paid vacation and a company car.

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00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,130
All I had to do was sign something
saying I won't sue.

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00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:36,432
Gil and I are going to Europe.

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00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:39,868
Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.

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"Hope this helps. Jim."

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Nice.

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00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,525
What are you doing?
(SHUSHING) Don't be scared.

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00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,987
(BEEPING)

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00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,326
It works.

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00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,003
(BEEPING)

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00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,132
Oh, no.