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Here you go, Tony. Bon appétit.

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And here's yours, grandpa.

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Wait a second. How am I getting
10 times as much as Ellis?

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He's half dead.

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Oh, um... it's actually just a placebo.

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There's nothing we can do for him.

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You ready to go, grandpa?

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Come on.

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I don't need half of this stuff.

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What do beta blockers even do?

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Well, those break down the chunks of bacon

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that are clogging your arteries.

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My heart's fine.

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As your caretaker, I disagree. Come here.

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Oh, not the cuff! Yeah.

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Mm-hmm. Come on.

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All right.

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Why is it always wet?

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Okay. Come on.

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Way to go, Tony.

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That's not a bad number.

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No, not if you're bowling.

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Tony, you really have to
start taking this seriously.

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You have a physical coming up soon,

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and if you don't do well,

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it's gonna reflect poorly on me.

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On you? Didn't you see the way
the doctors were looking at me

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during your last heart attack?

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I was a little busy not
walking into the light.

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Any excuse to get out of walking.

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Come on. Ter...

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Hey, Terry!

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You stuck? Yeah.

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Jack: I'm a small-town guy who took
over his dad's fix-It business

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after he decided to retire.

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My Aunt takes care of him,
whether he likes it or not.

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Her son is weird.

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Now I'm the boss.

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Dad's assistant works for me, sort of.

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His sister likes me, I think.

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Being in charge is tough,
but nothing I can't handle.

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I'll fix that!

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TONY: Hello?

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Yes, this is Mr. Jiffy Fix.

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Yeah, we're available.

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1479 Windsor Court.

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It's in Beachwood! Beachwood?

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Beachwood?

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8:00 A.M. Thursday Mr. Jiffy
Fix will be there, sir.

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No. Thank you.

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Beachwood. Beachwood.

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Mason: What's the big deal with Beachwood?

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It's just a bunch of rich, stuck-up snobs.
Yeah. Exactly.

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It's the richest community in mapleport

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and the hardest to break into.

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Every plumber, roofer,
and electrician in town

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would kill to get in there.

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One guy actually did.

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Well, Randy was a hothead.

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But one hell of a dancer.

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Anyway, Congratulations, Jack.

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Been waiting 30 long years for this.

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Thing about Beachwood is

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one good job there could
lead to like 100 more.

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This could be huge for us, Jack.

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I hope you're up for this.

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You can't hesitate. Rich
people can smell fear.

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Yes, no, I... Yeah, I-I am ready.

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The answer is yes. I think
I know what I'm doing.

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Well, that's the thing.

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You always think you know what you're doing.

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I mean, I think I could be a lifeguard.

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I think I could be a firefighter.

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I think I could be a Backstreet Boy.

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You never heard me harmonize.

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I can do this.

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Well, I don't have any other son.

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Thanks, Dad.

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Finally at Beachwood.

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Let's take a moment to give thanks.

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Do not touch my hand, Jack.

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I wa... I was jo...

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Hi. Mr. Jiffy fix.

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I hope we're not imposing too much

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by being exactly on time.

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Tom Kester. Sorry. Training for the iron man.

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Here comes a lefty. Oh.

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I'll just... here. Um, yeah, just come on in.

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So, we'll replace all the baseboards,

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Upstairs, downstairs,

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finish them to match the room.

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We'll be out of here in two days.

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You won't even notice, uh,
my partner and I were here.

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Darren?

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Darren?

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Jack, there is a hot tub for
eight in the master suite...

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No... with an espresso machine.

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Which would look beautiful
against the New wood trim

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that we are installing.

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You are fully bonded, right?

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Yeah, we get along okay.

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Yes, we're fully bonded. Good.

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Listen, I'm off to Australia...

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Swim with the great whites,
have my vasectomy reversed,

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So, uh, here you go.

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Oh! Ohh!

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I like to do that to make sure

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the floors are scratch-resistant.

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We'll buff that out.

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Darren, what the...

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shh! I can't hear the explosions.

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How many times do I have to tell you?

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We don't watch the client's tvs.

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This is not a tv.

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This is a full-Blown cinematic experience.

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I don't care if it... whoa! Whoa!

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Sweet.

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This movie's not even out yet.
How'd he get ahold of it?

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Quiet. This is the love scene.

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Aw! She didn't make it!

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Turn it down. It's my dad.

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That is disrespectful to
Michael Bay's vision.

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This...

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Hey, Dad. How's it going?

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About as well as it was going

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five minutes ago when you called.
Let me talk to Darren.

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Why don't you just take my word for it?

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Boom! Goodbye, eiffel tower!

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You got to trust me, dad. I got this.

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Are you setting all the nails?
Using the wood putty?

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Yes, daddy, and I'm using
my big-Boy hammer, too.

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So leave me alone now. I know what I'm doing.

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Don't screw up!

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All right. Movie's over.

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You can't do that! I'm
emotionally invested now!

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Jack!

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Move it!

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I don't know why I built these damn stairs.

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To give the paramedics a challenge

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when they come to restart your body.

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Now mush!

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I'm your pacesetter, uncle Tony.

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Keep it up!

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Ooh!

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I'm okay. Keep going.

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Okay.

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Stitch: Let's go in my office.

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Okay, okay.

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Aah! What the hell?!

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Who is that? It's my grandpa.

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My brother, Darren, is supposed
to be watching him tonight.

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He seems great, Stitch, But, uh...
I should really go.

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What? Wait! No, no!

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We could park him in the break room!

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Hi, grandpa.

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Eight-Penny finishing nails? Really?

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Why not just use railroad spikes?

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You?

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Oh, hey, Tony.

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Shrimp cocktail?

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What the hell are you doing here?

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I could ask you the same question.

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But I won't 'cause I'm scared.

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This is an amazing house.

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Thought I deserve a little staycation.

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Darren, it's a client's house...
In Beachwood.

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You can't stay here.

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I think this Client would be glad I'm here.

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Look, I caught an intruder.

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Very funny.

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Just checking up on Jack's work here.

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You know that knucklehead
was using eight-pennies?

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I fought him, t. I fought him hard.

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Yeah.

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Jack doesn't need to know about me.

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Obviously.

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Nor me.

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Obviously.

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I'll get back to my baseboard.

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I'm just gonna get back to my cheese board.

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Hey, could you try to keep the noise down?

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Geez. Darren.

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Jack! There you are!

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What do you want on your crepe?
Blueberry or sliced mango?

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What are you doing?

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I'm making breakfast for my favorite boss.

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I love you...

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Jack.

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How did you even get in here?

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I got here this morning,
and the door was unlocked.

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You got to be more careful, Jack.

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This is somebody's home.

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Well, let's just get to work.

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And blueberry, please.

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Jack: What the...

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this is a six-penny nail. What's going on?

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Yeah, well, I got here early,

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and I felt like doing some extra work.

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Really?

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Yes.

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You felt like doing extra work?

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Yes.

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And it wasn't court-ordered?

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That is my position.

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It was my dad, wasn't it?

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I fought him, J. I fought him hard.

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I knew it. Can you...

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He doesn't think I can do anything right.

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In his defense, he has no faith in you.

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What's it gonna take?

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Do you know how hard it is
to get that man's approval?

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No, I don't. 'Cause he
seems to really like me.

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Crème fraîche? A little.

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Terry: I don't know why
you're so tired, Tony.

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It's only been 10 minutes.

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I'm holding myself back.

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As soon as we get past the drinking Fountain,

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I'm gonna smoke you on the straightaway.

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Oh, yeah?

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Hey, guys. What are you doing here?

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Aren't you supposed to be at work?

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Oh, no, it turns out I
don't have to go to work

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because when I'm not there, my
job gets done for me anyway.

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Or redone. Well, if it got
done right the first time...

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Whoa, whoa. What are you talking about?

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Dad snuck out last night and
redid all my work at Beachwood.

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Ohh, no wonder you're so tired.

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Damn it, Tony!

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You are gonna fail your physical.

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If you make me look bad in front
of your doctor, So help me god,

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you will never see cheese again.

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Dad, why can't you just trust me?

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Because I know you. You
don't think things through.

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That candy house you made in fourth grade...

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A marshmallow foundation.

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How was that structurally sound?

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Yeah, I was 10.

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You always have an excuse.

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I'm trying to do you a favor here, Jack.

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We got a lot on the line in Beachwood.

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You just can't accept the
fact that I'm doing a job

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that the great Tony Shea could never do.

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All right, come on, ladies.
We're all pretty here.

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Dad, just please promise you're
not gonna go back there.

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I cannot promise that, Jack.

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I can, okay? I will not
let him out of my sight.

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Fine. I got to get back to Beachwood anyway.

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You know how it is.

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Oh, that's right. You don't.

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I love my grandpa. I do.

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But I have got to have a life.

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Darren has done this to
me way too many times.

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Hey, you're right. He owes you.

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He kind of owes everyone in town.

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He's in to me for 1,600 bucks.

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Well, it's not fair.

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Ooh, you know what? He's
at the jobsite today.

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Please let me ruin his day
by taking Ellis to him.

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Jack.

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You would do that for me?

262
00:10:42,603 --> 00:10:45,205
Of course I would. You should
enjoy your life, stitch.

263
00:10:45,206 --> 00:10:47,708
Thank you.

264
00:10:49,744 --> 00:10:51,778
Now I can finally have sex with my boyfriend.

265
00:10:51,779 --> 00:10:54,048
Ooh, Sorry.

266
00:10:56,817 --> 00:10:58,185
Tony: My feet are killing me.

267
00:10:58,186 --> 00:11:00,053
I just want your heart to be okay.

268
00:11:00,054 --> 00:11:01,755
The rest of you is not my concern.

269
00:11:01,756 --> 00:11:03,757
Hello, family. Dad, that's a bathroom thing,

270
00:11:03,758 --> 00:11:05,791
but I'm not gonna let it bother me
'cause I've had an amazing day.

271
00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:08,229
Really? Well, you're about to
have some very average spaghetti.

272
00:11:08,230 --> 00:11:09,863
Oh, that sounds great.

273
00:11:09,864 --> 00:11:11,830
Do you know what happened to me today? What?

274
00:11:11,831 --> 00:11:14,101
I'm gonna tell you. My Beachwood
job expanded. Really?

275
00:11:14,102 --> 00:11:17,270
What? I'm not only up for this
job, I'm kicking its Ass.

276
00:11:17,271 --> 00:11:20,240
That is terrific, honey. Thank you.

277
00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:23,042
So, what's the new work?

278
00:11:23,043 --> 00:11:24,345
Electrical. Electrical?

279
00:11:25,346 --> 00:11:27,080
Yeah, I saw a faulty outlet,

280
00:11:27,081 --> 00:11:29,149
I called the client in Sydney,

281
00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:31,217
and now I'm rewiring the whole house.

282
00:11:31,218 --> 00:11:32,786
You're not ready for electrical.

283
00:11:32,787 --> 00:11:34,255
I think the words you're looking for are

284
00:11:34,256 --> 00:11:35,889
"Good job, son. Yay."

285
00:11:35,890 --> 00:11:37,091
All right, I'll give you this.

286
00:11:37,092 --> 00:11:39,125
You didn't screw up the BASEBOARDS too much,

287
00:11:39,126 --> 00:11:40,094
but for once in your life,

288
00:11:40,095 --> 00:11:42,162
will you just quit while you're ahead?

289
00:11:42,163 --> 00:11:43,930
Quit? Are you kidding me?

290
00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:45,699
Dad, no, I'm about to do in three weeks

291
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,200
what you couldn't do in 30 years.

292
00:11:47,201 --> 00:11:50,136
Jack, you just got to learn to
accept your limitations, okay?

293
00:11:50,137 --> 00:11:53,072
I've accepted mine. I
cannot reason with idiots.

294
00:11:53,073 --> 00:11:54,807
Enough. I'm not gonna let
you ruin my happy day.

295
00:11:54,808 --> 00:11:56,008
I'm doing this.

296
00:11:56,009 --> 00:11:57,643
I'm gonna make Mr. Jiffy fix more successful

297
00:11:57,644 --> 00:11:58,813
than you ever have,

298
00:11:58,814 --> 00:12:01,148
and you can go back to
massaging your bunions.

299
00:12:17,231 --> 00:12:18,631
Aah! Aah!

300
00:12:18,632 --> 00:12:20,835
Oh, come on!

301
00:12:24,805 --> 00:12:26,940
I'm sorry, stitch. Something came up.

302
00:12:26,941 --> 00:12:30,143
Where are you? In a really good
place in my life right now.

303
00:12:30,144 --> 00:12:31,111
Thanks for asking.

304
00:12:31,112 --> 00:12:33,146
It's your turn to watch grandpa.

305
00:12:33,147 --> 00:12:34,980
Well, technically I missed my last one,

306
00:12:34,981 --> 00:12:36,250
so actually this is your turn.

307
00:12:36,251 --> 00:12:37,884
But I don't want to be Petty.

308
00:12:37,885 --> 00:12:39,053
Damn it, Darren.

309
00:12:39,054 --> 00:12:42,088
I'm pretending to lose you.

310
00:12:42,089 --> 00:12:45,058
No! Don't you do that! Ugh!

311
00:12:45,059 --> 00:12:47,161
I love my job.

312
00:12:51,165 --> 00:12:52,965
Yeah, these are some
complicated Schematics, Jack.

313
00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:54,134
You sure you know what you're doing?

314
00:12:54,135 --> 00:12:57,070
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course I do. See?

315
00:12:57,071 --> 00:13:00,607
Right... there.

316
00:13:00,608 --> 00:13:04,777
Just go ahead and take
these three wires here.

317
00:13:04,778 --> 00:13:07,113
Give 'em a gentle tug.

318
00:13:07,114 --> 00:13:08,948
Whoa!

319
00:13:08,949 --> 00:13:10,282
Whoa! What are you doing to my house, Jack?

320
00:13:10,283 --> 00:13:11,318
You got to call Tony.

321
00:13:11,319 --> 00:13:12,952
No, I'm not calling my dad.

322
00:13:12,953 --> 00:13:16,089
I-I pulled the wrong... wires.

323
00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:17,790
I just need to pull this one.

324
00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:19,025
Aah!

325
00:13:19,026 --> 00:13:21,294
Oh, my god! My mood lighting!

326
00:13:21,295 --> 00:13:23,629
Jack, I have never asked
you for anything. Please!

327
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:24,698
Please call Tony!

328
00:13:24,699 --> 00:13:26,266
No! That is exactly what he wants!

329
00:13:26,267 --> 00:13:28,100
Now you just pull yourself together!

330
00:13:28,101 --> 00:13:29,303
I know what I'm doing.

331
00:13:33,607 --> 00:13:35,941
Uncle Tony, it's the law.
You have to wear a helmet.

332
00:13:35,942 --> 00:13:37,876
Or what? I don't get to ride
the bike I don't want to ride?

333
00:13:37,877 --> 00:13:38,946
You got not leverage, kid.

334
00:13:38,947 --> 00:13:39,946
Oh, leverage.

335
00:13:39,947 --> 00:13:41,213
You mean like the bag of cigars

336
00:13:41,214 --> 00:13:43,083
you have taped behind the toilet tank?

337
00:13:43,084 --> 00:13:45,652
Give me the blue one.

338
00:13:45,653 --> 00:13:47,287
Stitch: Hey, Tony.

339
00:13:47,288 --> 00:13:50,590
Can you watch Ellis for me
while I go murder my brother?

340
00:13:50,591 --> 00:13:52,659
On a related note, where is my brother?

341
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:54,159
Sorry, stitch. We can't help you out.

342
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,128
We're all going on a 10-Mile bike ride.

343
00:13:56,129 --> 00:13:58,032
His physical's in two days,
so it's crunch time.

344
00:13:58,033 --> 00:14:00,033
Right, Tony? I hate you.

345
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:02,870
I fed you a bug when you were a
baby, and I don't regret it.

346
00:14:06,907 --> 00:14:09,208
You don't know what you're doing, Jack.

347
00:14:09,209 --> 00:14:12,011
You're pulling this. You're yanking that.

348
00:14:12,012 --> 00:14:14,614
You got wires wrapped around the plumbing.

349
00:14:14,615 --> 00:14:15,916
That's it. I'm calling Tony.

350
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,250
no, no, no, no, no.

351
00:14:17,251 --> 00:14:19,353
Nobody's calling my Dad.

352
00:14:22,323 --> 00:14:26,323
Does your ringtone sound like
a pipe about to explode?

353
00:14:28,095 --> 00:14:29,295
I don't vote.

354
00:14:29,296 --> 00:14:31,731
Jack: Hey, Dad. Oh, hey, Jack. What's up?

355
00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:33,098
Nothing big. Everything's great.

356
00:14:33,099 --> 00:14:34,833
Just wondering if you happen
to be in the Beachwood area

357
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:35,903
and you got a minute,

358
00:14:35,904 --> 00:14:38,638
I'd love to pick your brain about something.

359
00:14:38,639 --> 00:14:40,606
What did you screw up?

360
00:14:40,607 --> 00:14:42,943
Nothing.

361
00:14:53,985 --> 00:14:55,552
Oh, my god!

362
00:14:55,553 --> 00:14:57,787
The HD-Cinema surround-sound
multi-processing unit!

363
00:14:57,788 --> 00:14:58,921
You're ruining it!

364
00:14:58,922 --> 00:15:00,324
When's Tony getting here?!

365
00:15:00,325 --> 00:15:02,393
I don't know. Here. Wait. I think I got it.

366
00:15:05,897 --> 00:15:09,399
See?! this is why we can't have nice things!

367
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,801
Come on, Tony.

368
00:15:10,802 --> 00:15:12,736
Terry, Jack needs me.

369
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:13,771
Your heart needs you.

370
00:15:13,772 --> 00:15:16,006
You can't solve all of Jack's problems.

371
00:15:16,007 --> 00:15:17,940
But it's Beachwood. You're
going on the bike ride, okay?

372
00:15:17,941 --> 00:15:19,010
That's it. It's final.

373
00:15:19,011 --> 00:15:20,010
Let's go.

374
00:15:20,011 --> 00:15:21,012
Okay. Fine.

375
00:15:22,947 --> 00:15:24,582
Bust me out of here, I'll take you to Darren.

376
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:25,849
Come on, Tony.

377
00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:27,285
I'm coming.

378
00:15:29,287 --> 00:15:30,954
See, Tony, isn't this nice?

379
00:15:30,955 --> 00:15:32,523
Yeah, I can already feel the healthiness

380
00:15:32,524 --> 00:15:33,857
returning to my body.

381
00:15:33,858 --> 00:15:34,958
Grab it, Tony!

382
00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:36,828
Go, go, go!

383
00:15:38,429 --> 00:15:39,897
Son of a bitch!

384
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,968
To be clear, I said I could do electrical.

385
00:15:44,969 --> 00:15:46,869
I never did say I could do plumbing.

386
00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:48,571
I don't know if I can forgive
you for this one, Jack.

387
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:49,640
Not your house, Darren.

388
00:15:50,675 --> 00:15:52,776
There. I got it.

389
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,779
Tony: I shut off the water main, dim rod.

390
00:15:56,481 --> 00:15:58,381
You!

391
00:15:58,382 --> 00:15:59,449
Oh, hey, sis.

392
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:01,299
Hey, did you take off your shoes?

393
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,235
You better run!

394
00:16:06,405 --> 00:16:08,006
Darren!

395
00:16:08,007 --> 00:16:09,275
Darren!

396
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:11,910
Dad, I'm...

397
00:16:11,911 --> 00:16:13,744
right now, we just got to
get this mess cleaned up.

398
00:16:13,745 --> 00:16:15,281
There's plenty of time
later for me to tell you

399
00:16:15,282 --> 00:16:17,183
what a big bonehead you are.

400
00:16:21,787 --> 00:16:23,255
You're a really big bonehead.

401
00:16:26,225 --> 00:16:27,960
Turns out I had time for both.

402
00:16:32,398 --> 00:16:35,201
Stand back, Stitch, or, So help
me, I will split your ends!

403
00:16:37,336 --> 00:16:41,272
You are so irresponsible, Darren.

404
00:16:41,273 --> 00:16:43,374
You take advantage of me time and again,

405
00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:45,843
and I am so sick of it!

406
00:16:45,844 --> 00:16:48,314
You and I are supposed to be
taking care of grandpa together.

407
00:16:48,315 --> 00:16:50,848
You're right. I'm sorry.

408
00:16:50,849 --> 00:16:52,717
But I was the victim here.

409
00:16:52,718 --> 00:16:54,153
I mean, look at this house.

410
00:16:54,154 --> 00:16:55,820
It seduced me.

411
00:16:55,821 --> 00:16:57,154
Oh, you got seduced by a house.

412
00:16:57,155 --> 00:16:58,956
Really? You got seduced by a house?

413
00:16:58,957 --> 00:17:00,759
What was it? Was it the indoor hot tub?

414
00:17:01,827 --> 00:17:04,796
Oh, my God. There is an indoor hot tub?

415
00:17:04,797 --> 00:17:08,032
Seats eight. I'm only human.

416
00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:11,836
Okay... I admit this place is amazing,

417
00:17:11,837 --> 00:17:13,338
but you, you still owe me.

418
00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:15,808
What can I do to make it up to you?

419
00:17:19,411 --> 00:17:21,380
I have an idea.

420
00:17:23,449 --> 00:17:25,083
You were right, dad.

421
00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:26,951
I know.

422
00:17:26,952 --> 00:17:28,386
About what?

423
00:17:28,387 --> 00:17:32,924
Uh... pretty much everything.

424
00:17:32,925 --> 00:17:34,860
I was trying to fly before I could walk.

425
00:17:34,861 --> 00:17:36,794
It's no big deal.

426
00:17:36,795 --> 00:17:39,131
You just got to learn to
stop believing in yourself.

427
00:17:40,332 --> 00:17:45,136
I'll call a Beachwood-approved electrician.

428
00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:48,406
And plumber.

429
00:17:48,407 --> 00:17:50,075
And another handyman.

430
00:17:54,079 --> 00:17:57,915
What the hell were you thinking,
pulling a stunt like that?

431
00:17:57,916 --> 00:18:00,251
You could've killed yourself. Wish I did.

432
00:18:00,252 --> 00:18:02,221
Would've been faster than
being disappointed to death.

433
00:18:02,222 --> 00:18:03,755
I get it.

434
00:18:03,756 --> 00:18:06,025
I'm not the fix-It man you
are, and I never will be.

435
00:18:06,026 --> 00:18:08,159
You never would've lost Beachwood like I did.

436
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,062
Well, whatever. It's water under the bridge.
Let's just go.

437
00:18:10,063 --> 00:18:13,097
Whoa. Whoa. You never told him?

438
00:18:13,098 --> 00:18:14,398
I don't know what you're talking about.

439
00:18:14,399 --> 00:18:16,133
I don't know what you're
talking about, either.

440
00:18:16,134 --> 00:18:18,404
You never told him about your Beachwood job?
Quiet, woman!

441
00:18:18,405 --> 00:18:21,072
I thought you never worked here.

442
00:18:21,073 --> 00:18:25,073
Damn it, Terry. I had the upper hand.

443
00:18:25,444 --> 00:18:29,444
This is your dad's first
and only Beachwood job.

444
00:18:36,155 --> 00:18:38,189
The plans were very confusing.

445
00:18:38,190 --> 00:18:39,724
Really?

446
00:18:39,725 --> 00:18:42,159
I'm pretty sure the pipes are
supposed to be on the inside.

447
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,294
Stand next to it. I want to take a picture.
One mistake.

448
00:18:44,295 --> 00:18:46,432
And I'm kicked out of Beachwood
for the next 30 years.

449
00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:47,899
One mistake?

450
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:51,736
I made a few mistakes early in my career,

451
00:18:51,737 --> 00:18:53,971
but I learned from them.

452
00:18:53,972 --> 00:18:55,039
And?

453
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,942
And...

454
00:18:59,244 --> 00:19:02,146
I guess...

455
00:19:02,147 --> 00:19:04,183
you're entitled to make a
couple of mistakes, too.

456
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,751
And I will learn from them, Dad.

457
00:19:06,752 --> 00:19:09,020
Okay.

458
00:19:09,021 --> 00:19:11,322
So I guess that's pretty good.

459
00:19:11,323 --> 00:19:13,158
Now I'm gonna take a picture of myself.

460
00:19:13,159 --> 00:19:15,227
You want in it? Yeah.

461
00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:21,966
Here's to squatter's rights.

462
00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:23,368
Mm.

463
00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:25,237
Now, your, uh... Your
grandpa's not gonna pop out

464
00:19:25,238 --> 00:19:27,205
of one of these jets, is he?

465
00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:28,773
Mnh-Mnh. No, no, no.

466
00:19:28,774 --> 00:19:31,042
Tonight you have me all to yourself.

467
00:19:31,043 --> 00:19:34,078
Mm-hmm.

468
00:19:34,079 --> 00:19:36,114
What is going on here?!

469
00:19:36,115 --> 00:19:37,148
Who...

470
00:19:37,149 --> 00:19:40,052
Hey, you told me this was your house.

471
00:19:41,353 --> 00:19:43,122
Shh.

472
00:19:49,726 --> 00:19:52,695
I thought we had a whole
cardio regimen in place.

473
00:19:52,696 --> 00:19:55,531
Your blood pressure hasn't improved at all.

474
00:19:55,532 --> 00:19:57,599
There's the look. I hate the look.

475
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,401
There's no look. Oh, my God.

476
00:19:59,402 --> 00:20:02,504
Look, Doctor, um, I just want
you to know that I... I tried.

477
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,639
You know, you just don't know
what I'm up against here.

478
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:05,740
He's stubborn. He doesn't listen.

479
00:20:05,741 --> 00:20:07,608
Like yesterday... Sitting right here.
You know...

480
00:20:07,609 --> 00:20:09,512
I can't do this again, Terry. No, I just...

481
00:20:09,513 --> 00:20:11,313
I have a lot of other patients,

482
00:20:11,314 --> 00:20:13,449
So, Tony, if I could just get a urine sample

483
00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:15,585
to test your glucose levels,
we can wrap this up.

484
00:20:18,455 --> 00:20:19,588
Give me that.

485
00:20:19,589 --> 00:20:22,192
I need some kind of victory here.

486
00:20:25,462 --> 00:20:28,683
Hope I'm not pregnant.

487
00:20:28,684 --> 00:20:33,684
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