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So we're all living
in Granby now.
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This is weird.
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Why would Dad do this?
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I mean, it makes no sense.
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What don't you guys get?
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It's sad, but parents die
all the time.
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Sometimes they leave behind
a series of cryptic videotapes
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that you have to follow
in order to inherit
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a mysterious fortune
of $23 million,
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$1 million of which
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sometimes goes to a complete
stranger named Elijah.
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These things happen, Henry.
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It's the circle of life.
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You're right, Jimmy,
it's practically a cliche.
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So, since we're not allowed
to tell anyone,
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how did you explain this
to your fiancée?
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Oh, I just told Kate I was
going to be here for a while
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because I wanted to reconnect
with my brother and sister.
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Oh.
And she totally bought it.
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Oh.
Oh, come on, this sucks.
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I'm a doctor... no, this is
not the time for modesty...
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I am a surgeon.
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I now have
a two-hour commute to work.
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What about me?
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I put my entire acting career
on hold to be here.
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Oh, no, if you don't show up
for your job, people might die.
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No, wait, that's me.
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Speaking of people dying,
if I don't pay back
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Frankie Steamroller
what I owe him,
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he's going to remove my elbows.
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Maybe I'll end up
at your hospital.
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You have health insurance?
Comes with car insurance, right?
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You have car insurance?
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(Scoffing):
No.
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Okay, new attitude.
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This might actually be fun.
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It might be nice to be
back in a small town
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with all my old friends.
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You always were popular.
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I know, and around here,
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people are actually
decent to each other.
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(Screams)
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This is Helmut Lang, you townie!
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I mean,
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yay, small town.
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Sync and corrected by Elderfel
www.addic7ed.com
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1.02 - Welcome Home, Goodwins
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(Gasps)
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April, hi.
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I love your hair.
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Thank you.
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You know, I can't tell
if I like it better this way
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or how it was in tenth grade
when you smeared
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cream cheese all over it.
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I like it better this way.
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(Regal music plays)
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Goodwins, today I would like
to read you
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a very long poem.
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(Groans)
No man is an island
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Entire of itself
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Each is a piece of the...
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(Fast-forwarding)
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Henry probably tried
to fast-forward.
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Ha, he did.
So I will now read it again
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more slowly.
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No man...
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Is an island, entire...
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Never send to know
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For whom the bell tolls
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It tolls for thee.
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You've been out
of each other's lives
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for far too long, so today,
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when you hear
that church bell...
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(Bell rings)
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when you hear that bell,
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remember,
you're not on your own.
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Look after each other.
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Goodwin out.
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Look after each other?
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I think we can knock this
one out pretty quick.
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Chloe, you good?
Yeah.
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Jimmy, you good?
Yeah... well,
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no, 'cause if I
don't get this money
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for this guy Frankie, he...
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Okay, we're good.
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And, uh, we're good, too, right?
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Best way to get cream cheese
out of your hair...
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dog shampoo.
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Good to know.
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I should not know that!
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Hey, guys,
where are we going tonight?
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Well, there's only
one bar in Granby,
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so I guess we either go there
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or sit quietly in
our respective rooms.
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Well, Kate's coming up
for a few days,
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so we will be in my room,
but it won't be quiet.
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Sweet... conjugal.
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No, we fight a lot.
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(Baby crying)
Danielle?
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Danielle Shepherd?
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Chloe Goodwin?
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(Chloe and Danielle screaming)
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Both:
Aah...
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Oh, my God.
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I'm so sorry about your father,
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and that is such a cute outfit.
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Thank you, and that
is such a cute...
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thing to say
about my outfit.
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Listen, I'm around for a while.
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We should totally
hang out.
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Yeah, it's so tough now.
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I mean, we don't really
get out much anymore.
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What is this,
the Footloose town?
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You know what?
That is it.
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Tonight I am throwing a classic
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Chloe Goodwin rager,
and everyone is invited.
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(Chloe and Danielle scream)
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(Speaks indistinctly)
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I had that dream
again last night,
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where I'm running
a bed-and-breakfast
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with Derek Jeter.
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What do you think it means?
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Jimmy:
Hey, guys,
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this sidewalk isn't working.
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Hey, genius, what do you
think the ropes are for?
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I was just gonna ask you
the same question.
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Get out!
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(Groaning)
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Hey, genius,
what are you doing?
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You can't park here.
You got to move that truck.
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Yeah, I'm almost done.
Hey, I got
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two dump trucks
coming right now
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and one of those scoop-y
arm-y things, okay?
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Well, what do I do with all this stuff?
I don't know.
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I'll watch it. Let's go.
Move the truck now!
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Come on!
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Lucinda: So we're talking
about the Golden Rule.
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You know what,
take a look at it,
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and when I'm back,
we'll talk, okay?
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Excuse me.
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Hey, what's up?
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Look, Lucinda, as a doctor,
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I have to deliver
tough news a lot.
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Not as often as other surgeons
due to my success rate,
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but my fiancée, Kate,
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is coming up
for a couple of days,
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and I just want
to make sure that,
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you know,
you'll be okay with it.
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How dare you bring
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that hussy into my town.
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I don't care.
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The four of us should hang out.
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I wouldn't want
to put you in... Four?
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Yes, Henry, I have a boyfriend.
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Really? Are priestesses,
high priestesses,
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are they allowed to date?
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I'm a minister.
I'm not an Aztec.
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You're a minister
with a boyfriend.
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Tall boyfriend?
Doesn't matter.
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Why don't we all meet
up tonight at the bar?
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Yeah, uh,
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just be careful not to drink
as much as you used to.
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I recall someone
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not being able to keep
their tongue out of my mouth.
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(Children gasping)
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Go with God, children.
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God.
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April.
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I am officially inviting you to
a Chloe Goodwin rager tonight.
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Remember how much fun
those used to be?
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I only went
to the very first one.
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(Doorbell rings)
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(Coughs)
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I'm sick.
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The party's canceled.
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Whoo!
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Yes, I did that,
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and I feel terrible.
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But tonight is
gonna be awesome,
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and I really want you there.
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It's gonna be binoculars.
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That's half bananas,
half ridiculous.
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No, it's not.
That's cool. You can use it.
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Do you really think
that inviting me to one party
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is gonna make up for you
turning your back
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on our friendship,
becoming a total mean girl
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and tormenting me
all through high school?
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Of course not.
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Unless it does, in which case,
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problem solved,
so put it there.
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Right here.
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See you at 7:00.
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Bring some wine.
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(Door slams)
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My awkward charm
is wearing you down.
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(Humming)
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Jimmy Goodwin,
hands on your head.
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You're under arrest.
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You have the right to
eat a big bag of farts.
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If you cannot afford
a big bag of farts,
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a big bag of farts will
be provided to you.
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Keith?
What's up, Jimmy?
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Keith the Teeth.
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(Laughter)
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Man, we used to
terrorize this town.
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Hey, what's your dad gonna say
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when he sees your report card?
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What report card?
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(Laughter)
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And now you're a pig.
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I know, isn't it awesome?
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We used to run from the police.
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Yeah, used to.
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So, what's it like
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being a cop in this town?
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Today some lowlife
robbed the sports shop.
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Yeah, he even stole
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a construction worker's
sandwich.
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Sounds like the perfect crime.
Here's what these criminals
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never understand.
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There's nowhere to hide
in a small town.
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Well, I'll keep my eyes out
for that guy.
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All right.
Or woman.
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It also could be a woman
or an effeminate lady-man.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast.
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Let's hang out.
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Don't make me cuff you.
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Don't do that.
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Yeah, come on.
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(Dance music playing)
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(Laughs)
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Hey, so is this the new...
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Cut it off.
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(Music stops)
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So, is this the new L.A. thing,
party for one?
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No, I invited everybody,
and nobody showed up.
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Well, one person did.
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What's up, corduroy?
Hey. Hey, man.
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Don't waste your time
on blondie.
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She's an ice queen.
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I guess no one
in this town cares
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about going out
or having fun anymore, so...
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Where's Kate?
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I'm about to go
to the bar to meet her.
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You want to come?
Yes.
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Head's up, you're out of cheese.
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What's a party without cheese?
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I can't believe my old friends
are so lame.
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I hope they're having fun at
home with their stupid babies.
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Hey.
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There are all your old friends.
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(Screams)
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What the hell? Guys...
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you all said
you were coming to my party.
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I never said that.
What is going on?
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Chloe, we're not in
high school anymore, so there's
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no reason to pretend.
I just don't like you.
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What?
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We were best friends.
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What did I ever do to you?
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You had sex with my
boyfriend senior year.
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Okay, in my defense,
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I did not think you
would find out about that.
264
00:09:26,537 --> 00:09:28,222
And second of all, you're right,
it was terrible,
265
00:09:28,256 --> 00:09:29,723
but I kind of did you a favor.
266
00:09:29,758 --> 00:09:31,175
That guy was a total dirtbag.
267
00:09:31,209 --> 00:09:33,227
I married him.
And I am so happy for you.
268
00:09:38,382 --> 00:09:40,734
I was kind of a mean girl
in high school.
269
00:09:40,769 --> 00:09:43,170
I guess a few people around here
still hold a grudge.
270
00:09:43,204 --> 00:09:44,405
More than a few.
271
00:09:44,439 --> 00:09:47,107
Was your dad the school janitor?
272
00:09:47,158 --> 00:09:49,443
No, but that's what
you told everyone.
273
00:09:49,494 --> 00:09:52,229
Oh, I'm so sorry.
(Screams)
274
00:09:56,501 --> 00:09:57,734
(Yells)
275
00:09:57,752 --> 00:09:59,703
Hey, Henry,
you remember Keith, right?
276
00:09:59,737 --> 00:10:01,455
Hey, hey, Keith the Teeth.
277
00:10:01,506 --> 00:10:02,956
The town burnout...
how are you, man?
278
00:10:03,007 --> 00:10:04,591
What did you do, get baked
and go to a costume shop?
279
00:10:04,626 --> 00:10:05,793
No, it's the real deal.
280
00:10:05,844 --> 00:10:06,877
They gave me a gun
and everything.
281
00:10:06,911 --> 00:10:08,262
That's not disturbing at all.
282
00:10:08,296 --> 00:10:10,047
Guys, I have a problem
I need help with.
283
00:10:10,081 --> 00:10:11,548
Not now, Chloe.
I have a problem
284
00:10:11,582 --> 00:10:12,916
I need help with.
Keith, you know Lucinda, right?
285
00:10:12,934 --> 00:10:15,085
Oh, yeah. Lucinda.
286
00:10:15,103 --> 00:10:16,437
Yeah, so I'm trying
to figure out
287
00:10:16,471 --> 00:10:18,055
which one of these tools
288
00:10:18,089 --> 00:10:20,140
is her boyfriend, maybe
it's the one in the suit.
289
00:10:20,191 --> 00:10:21,642
He's okay-looking.
290
00:10:21,693 --> 00:10:24,394
He's like a six and a half.
291
00:10:24,428 --> 00:10:26,763
If you drink a little bit,
he's a seven,
292
00:10:26,781 --> 00:10:28,431
but is that him?
I hope not.
293
00:10:28,450 --> 00:10:30,433
Well, he's got
to be here somewhere, right?
294
00:10:32,704 --> 00:10:34,738
I think it might be Keith.
295
00:10:34,772 --> 00:10:36,156
Hey, honey, how are you?
296
00:10:36,207 --> 00:10:37,324
Keith:
Great, sweetie.
297
00:10:37,358 --> 00:10:39,743
Really? It's...
298
00:10:39,777 --> 00:10:42,796
I'm delighted, uh, for you guys.
So where's Kate?
299
00:10:42,831 --> 00:10:44,581
Unfortunately,
her fund-raiser's running over,
300
00:10:44,615 --> 00:10:46,917
so she's not gonna be able
to make it up tonight.
301
00:10:46,951 --> 00:10:50,087
Henry, does Kate actually exist?
302
00:10:50,121 --> 00:10:51,638
Of course she exists, yeah.
She's just busy.
303
00:10:51,673 --> 00:10:53,173
You know, I mean,
she's running for Congress.
304
00:10:53,224 --> 00:10:54,958
Well, that doesn't sound fake.
305
00:10:54,976 --> 00:10:57,261
It's not uncommon for people
to make up girlfriends.
306
00:10:57,295 --> 00:10:58,461
Henry, is Kate,
307
00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,797
by any chance, Canadian?
(Chuckles)
308
00:11:00,815 --> 00:11:03,100
Are we really debating
the existence of my fiancée?
309
00:11:03,134 --> 00:11:04,852
Hey, Gary.
310
00:11:05,904 --> 00:11:06,854
I'm sorry. One second.
311
00:11:06,905 --> 00:11:07,905
Jimmy, come on.
312
00:11:09,807 --> 00:11:11,608
Jimmy, this is Gary.
Gary owns the sports shop
313
00:11:11,642 --> 00:11:13,193
that was robbed today.
Oh, bathroom.
314
00:11:13,244 --> 00:11:14,361
Whoa, where you going?
315
00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:16,497
(Chuckles)
Have a seat.
316
00:11:16,531 --> 00:11:18,282
First round's on me, guys.
317
00:11:18,316 --> 00:11:20,317
Cops drink for free.
318
00:11:22,987 --> 00:11:25,506
I forgot how small this town is.
319
00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:26,507
(Chuckles)
320
00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:28,491
Icebreaker.
321
00:11:28,510 --> 00:11:30,327
Come on, this is a joke, right?
322
00:11:30,345 --> 00:11:31,995
What?
Keith?
323
00:11:32,013 --> 00:11:33,380
That guy?
324
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:34,631
Yeah, that guy.
What's your point?
325
00:11:34,665 --> 00:11:35,849
Honestly,
I thought you were gonna
326
00:11:35,884 --> 00:11:37,718
walk in here
with Michael Bublé.
327
00:11:37,769 --> 00:11:39,636
Really? That's your ideal man?
And instead,
328
00:11:39,670 --> 00:11:41,338
you show up
with Rosco P. Coltrane.
329
00:11:41,356 --> 00:11:43,006
Look, I was worried
Kate wasn't gonna measure up,
330
00:11:43,024 --> 00:11:44,141
but it's-it's like
you're not even trying.
331
00:11:44,175 --> 00:11:45,508
I'm sorry, I didn't think
332
00:11:45,527 --> 00:11:46,810
our happiness
was a competition.
333
00:11:46,844 --> 00:11:48,645
Everything is a competition.
334
00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:50,981
(Laughs)
Okay. Uh, you win.
335
00:11:51,015 --> 00:11:54,201
Henry, your invisible girlfriend
is so much prettier than I am.
336
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,819
That's my invisible fiancée.
337
00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:57,204
Why are you so worked up
about this?
338
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:58,488
I am not worked up about this.
339
00:11:58,522 --> 00:11:59,656
It's just that I dated you.
340
00:11:59,690 --> 00:12:01,041
And now you're dating him,
341
00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:02,409
and by doing that,
you're putting me
342
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,027
and Keith the Teeth
on the same level.
343
00:12:04,045 --> 00:12:06,413
Did you ever think about how
that would make me look?
344
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:07,998
Wow.
345
00:12:08,032 --> 00:12:09,550
You know what?
346
00:12:09,584 --> 00:12:11,218
You're right.
347
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,170
You and Keith
are not on the same level.
348
00:12:13,204 --> 00:12:14,371
Thank you.
349
00:12:15,373 --> 00:12:17,341
Wait.
350
00:12:17,375 --> 00:12:19,843
This robbery was
devastating to us.
351
00:12:19,877 --> 00:12:21,711
I don't know how I'm gonna
afford Christmas presents
352
00:12:21,729 --> 00:12:23,347
for my daughter this year.
353
00:12:23,381 --> 00:12:24,598
(Sighs)
I have a daughter, too.
354
00:12:24,649 --> 00:12:26,049
That's awful.
355
00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:28,602
I always thought robbery
was a victimless crime.
356
00:12:28,653 --> 00:12:29,886
Don't worry, Gary.
357
00:12:29,904 --> 00:12:31,554
We're gonna get this punk.
358
00:12:31,573 --> 00:12:33,023
We got a really
clear description
359
00:12:33,057 --> 00:12:34,741
from the delivery guy.
360
00:12:34,776 --> 00:12:36,193
He's about six feet tall,
361
00:12:36,227 --> 00:12:37,727
he's got, uh,
362
00:12:37,745 --> 00:12:39,529
curly hair... (Laughs)
363
00:12:39,563 --> 00:12:41,731
Lumpy. He's wearing jeans...
364
00:12:41,749 --> 00:12:44,451
W-W-Wait, wait, uh, back up.
"Lumpy"?
365
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,069
Yeah, I guess he was
out of shape or something.
366
00:12:46,087 --> 00:12:47,588
Well, he made off
with some pretty heavy skis.
367
00:12:47,622 --> 00:12:49,122
I mean...
368
00:12:49,173 --> 00:12:51,124
maybe they meant "lumpy"
like "muscle-y," you know?
369
00:12:51,175 --> 00:12:53,377
'Cause what are muscles
but body lumps?
370
00:12:53,411 --> 00:12:56,129
Like a lumpy, muscle-y guy.
371
00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:57,547
Look at the lumps
on that fellow.
372
00:12:57,581 --> 00:12:58,599
Nah, I...
373
00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:00,217
I think he just meant fat.
374
00:13:00,251 --> 00:13:02,636
I think that stupid
delivery guy was fat.
375
00:13:02,687 --> 00:13:04,638
And was projecting.
376
00:13:04,689 --> 00:13:08,392
And that's really unfair of him
to put his issues on others.
377
00:13:08,426 --> 00:13:10,060
Why don't we just
ask him ourselves?
378
00:13:10,094 --> 00:13:11,761
Here he comes now.
379
00:13:11,779 --> 00:13:13,897
God, what is the population
in this town, like, six?
380
00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:16,766
As long as the perp stays
in the area, we'll get him.
381
00:13:16,784 --> 00:13:18,986
Hello... Granby!
382
00:13:19,037 --> 00:13:22,272
Yep, it's me, Chloe Goodwin.
383
00:13:22,290 --> 00:13:26,776
Back in high school, I did a lot
of things that I'm ashamed of,
384
00:13:26,794 --> 00:13:28,412
things that hurt
a lot of people.
385
00:13:28,446 --> 00:13:30,330
And for all of those things,
386
00:13:30,381 --> 00:13:33,917
I'm really, really sorry.
387
00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:36,637
But I've changed.
388
00:13:36,671 --> 00:13:39,456
And if I can change,
then you can change.
389
00:13:39,474 --> 00:13:41,624
And together, we can change...
390
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,645
America.
391
00:13:47,465 --> 00:13:51,134
Wow, you guys really
hate America. (Chuckles)
392
00:13:51,152 --> 00:13:54,804
You know what? That's okay.
You won't stay mad at me long.
393
00:13:54,822 --> 00:13:58,659
DJ Greg Miller,
let's show Granby...
394
00:13:58,693 --> 00:14:01,828
how to party!
395
00:14:01,863 --> 00:14:03,980
(Dance music plays)
Ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh...
396
00:14:03,998 --> 00:14:04,998
(Shrieks)
397
00:14:06,701 --> 00:14:09,202
Okay, everybody stay calm.
398
00:14:09,253 --> 00:14:11,455
Notice there are three exits,
one in the front, back...
399
00:14:11,489 --> 00:14:14,007
Fire! Everybody run!
400
00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:16,009
No, no, no!
No, no, no, stay calm!
401
00:14:16,044 --> 00:14:17,794
(Screams)
402
00:14:17,828 --> 00:14:18,795
Put your glass down, sir.
403
00:14:18,829 --> 00:14:20,430
Put those tips back!
404
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,835
Jimmy:
Hey, baby bird,
405
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:33,538
Daddy has to go away
for a while
406
00:14:33,589 --> 00:14:35,840
till things cool down.
407
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:37,542
I can't tell you
where I'm going,
408
00:14:37,593 --> 00:14:39,827
but I did hide a clue
in this letter.
409
00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,296
Maybe your friends,
410
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:45,516
Zihuat and Ejo,
can help you find it.
411
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,002
Be good. I love you.
412
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,971
(Sighs)
413
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,180
(Bell tolls once)
414
00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:07,705
(Indistinct chatter)
415
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,857
(Siren wails in distance)
416
00:15:12,795 --> 00:15:14,379
(Bell tolls once)
417
00:15:22,638 --> 00:15:24,705
(Bell tolls once)
418
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:43,691
Bells?
419
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:44,725
Bells.
420
00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:45,860
Yeah.
(Chuckles)
421
00:15:45,894 --> 00:15:48,513
Look, Dad was right.
422
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,698
How can I help?
423
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:52,533
Honestly, I don't know.
424
00:15:52,568 --> 00:15:54,252
I mean, I'm happily engaged,
425
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,037
but seeing Lucinda tonight
426
00:15:56,071 --> 00:15:58,423
with some other man
made me so, just...
427
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,258
Jealous?
Yes!
428
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,626
Yes, of Keith!
429
00:16:01,677 --> 00:16:03,294
A guy who once got
grounded for trying
430
00:16:03,345 --> 00:16:04,796
to sell pot to his dad!
431
00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:07,382
Look, no matter how happy
you are with Kate,
432
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,617
it's always hard to see an ex
with someone new.
433
00:16:09,651 --> 00:16:11,219
Which is totally fine
434
00:16:11,253 --> 00:16:13,638
as long as you don't act
like an ass about it.
435
00:16:13,689 --> 00:16:14,756
Mm-hmm.
436
00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:15,973
Hypothetically, what if...?
437
00:16:16,024 --> 00:16:17,225
Apologize.
438
00:16:17,259 --> 00:16:19,427
Okay.
439
00:16:19,461 --> 00:16:21,896
All right, come on.
440
00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:23,564
My turn.
How can I help?
441
00:16:23,598 --> 00:16:27,819
Good luck. Apparently,
everyone in this town hates me,
442
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:29,737
and I never had
any friends growing up.
443
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:32,106
Come on. At some point, you
must have had one real friend.
444
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,912
Wow. Weirdly enough,
that actually helps.
445
00:16:37,946 --> 00:16:39,130
I'm good at that.
I also need help!
446
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,298
Chloe:
Oh, my God!
447
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,666
Jimmy!
448
00:16:41,717 --> 00:16:43,334
I ruined this
little girl's Christmas
449
00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:45,803
all because I stole
some lousy skis.
450
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,255
What?! I thought
you were done stealing.
451
00:16:47,289 --> 00:16:48,506
I was,
452
00:16:48,557 --> 00:16:50,758
but Frankie keeps
sending me text messages
453
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,810
saying, if I don't
pay him what I owe,
454
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,146
he's gonna do all kinds
of stuff to my knees.
455
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,099
And my butt.
456
00:16:58,133 --> 00:17:02,487
All right, Jimmy, how
much you need, buddy?
457
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,138
Oh, God!
I don't have that!
458
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,823
I mean, I'm paying
for a wedding,
459
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,975
and Kate wants Kenny Loggins.
460
00:17:11,313 --> 00:17:13,998
No man is an island.
461
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,984
Will a couple thousand
dollars buy you some time?
462
00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:19,837
Yeah. Thanks, Henry.
463
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,122
Of course.
464
00:17:21,156 --> 00:17:22,990
Okay, next, the skis
have to go back,
465
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:25,626
but Jimmy can't be seen
near the store, so Henry and I
466
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,995
will take care of it.
What's our cover story?
467
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,714
We'll just... we'll call the
owner and we'll tell him
468
00:17:29,765 --> 00:17:30,882
that we found them
in a dumpster.
469
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,550
Oh, and if he's onto us,
470
00:17:32,601 --> 00:17:34,302
I'll pretend I'm pregnant
going into labor.
471
00:17:34,336 --> 00:17:36,170
Chloe, I don't think
it's gonna come to that.
472
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,473
It is not up to me
when this baby comes.
473
00:17:38,507 --> 00:17:39,840
Yeah, the fire started,
we ran out of the bar,
474
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,642
and they were right there
in the dumpster.
475
00:17:41,676 --> 00:17:43,844
And I don't even know what
we were doing in a bar,
476
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,313
what with the little
one on the way.
477
00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:46,981
Aren't you guys
brother and sister?
478
00:17:47,015 --> 00:17:48,783
Skis are returned.
Good night.
479
00:17:53,288 --> 00:17:55,039
Well, that takes care of Jimmy.
480
00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:57,658
I'm sorry your problem's
a little more complicated.
481
00:17:57,692 --> 00:18:00,161
Chloe Goodwin, welcome home!
482
00:18:00,195 --> 00:18:01,496
Jimmy, what is this?
483
00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:02,997
Well, I felt bad how you said
484
00:18:03,031 --> 00:18:04,698
you never had any real friends,
485
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:07,168
and you guys helped me out,
486
00:18:07,202 --> 00:18:09,754
so I went back to the bar,
I gave a heartfelt speech
487
00:18:09,805 --> 00:18:11,205
telling them
that you'd changed...
488
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,174
Free beer at the Goodwin house!
489
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:15,510
Let's go, go, go, go, go!
490
00:18:15,544 --> 00:18:19,180
I thought you guys were
gonna put me on your shoulder.
491
00:18:19,214 --> 00:18:21,182
So they all still hate you,
492
00:18:21,216 --> 00:18:22,567
but at least they're here.
493
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,386
Great party, Chloe.
You suck.
494
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:32,310
Guys, there is something
I got to go do.
495
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,496
(Knocking)
496
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,534
Why aren't you
at your big rager?
497
00:18:39,568 --> 00:18:42,537
(Sighs) April, when I slammed
the door in your face
498
00:18:42,571 --> 00:18:45,289
at that first party,
that is the moment
499
00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:48,292
I started to become a...
psycho bitch.
500
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:50,878
I am so sorry for all
that I put you through,
501
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:53,297
and I am willing to do whatever
it takes to make it right.
502
00:18:53,348 --> 00:18:54,415
So...
503
00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,920
Cream cheese.
504
00:19:09,865 --> 00:19:11,399
What about the mustard?
505
00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:13,067
I put mustard in there, too?
506
00:19:13,101 --> 00:19:15,036
Trust me, if I had mustard
right now, I would...
507
00:19:17,606 --> 00:19:19,490
I eat a lot of meals at my desk.
508
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:23,327
Okay...
509
00:19:23,378 --> 00:19:25,580
And dance around
in a little jig.
510
00:19:25,614 --> 00:19:26,998
I don't think
I ever made you do that.
511
00:19:27,049 --> 00:19:28,616
I'm adding my own flair to it.
512
00:19:44,566 --> 00:19:46,467
Oh, God.
513
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,140
(Chuckling)
514
00:19:56,157 --> 00:19:58,492
Hey... I'm sorry.
515
00:19:58,543 --> 00:20:00,911
I was an ass.
Keith is great.
516
00:20:00,945 --> 00:20:02,445
You really think he's great?
517
00:20:02,463 --> 00:20:06,249
He bit off the tail of
a lizard on a dare...
518
00:20:06,283 --> 00:20:07,283
from himself.
519
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,421
But that was a long time ago,
and I'm...
520
00:20:11,455 --> 00:20:12,923
I'm happy for you guys.
521
00:20:12,957 --> 00:20:14,257
I'm happy for you, too.
522
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:15,926
And you, too, Congresswoman.
523
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,261
She's beautiful.
524
00:20:18,295 --> 00:20:20,797
Right?
Yeah. Scored.
525
00:20:20,815 --> 00:20:22,182
So those skis turned up?
526
00:20:22,233 --> 00:20:24,318
Case, you are closed.
527
00:20:24,352 --> 00:20:26,520
No way.
That lumpy son of a bitch
528
00:20:26,571 --> 00:20:28,822
is still out there, and we got
a guy who can I.D. him.
529
00:20:28,856 --> 00:20:30,774
Just a matter of time.
530
00:20:30,808 --> 00:20:32,609
There's nowhere to hide
in a small town.
531
00:20:32,643 --> 00:20:34,611
There's nowhere to hide...
532
00:20:34,645 --> 00:20:36,113
in a small town.
533
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:37,614
Yeah, no, I heard
you the first time.
534
00:20:37,648 --> 00:20:39,333
And he actually added
a new verse
535
00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:41,618
to "House at Pooh Corner,"
which brought me to tears.
536
00:20:41,652 --> 00:20:43,319
I'm not kidding.
537
00:20:43,338 --> 00:20:45,655
It's all about his son
and his kid...
538
00:20:47,425 --> 00:20:49,710
Give me one second.
Yeah.
539
00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:54,831
I think April's starting
to warm up to me.
540
00:20:54,849 --> 00:20:57,968
Well, this calls
for a toast. Here.
541
00:20:58,002 --> 00:20:59,636
Welcome home, Goodwins.
542
00:20:59,670 --> 00:21:01,138
And to Dad.
543
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:03,006
I hope the old man
knows what he's doing.
544
00:21:03,024 --> 00:21:04,340
Hear, hear.
545
00:21:06,010 --> 00:21:07,978
And God bless us every one.
546
00:21:08,012 --> 00:21:09,896
Jimmy: Elijah!
Elijah!
547
00:21:09,947 --> 00:21:11,198
Oh, hey, Henry.
548
00:21:11,232 --> 00:21:13,349
Listen, you guys, thanks
so much for the party.
549
00:21:13,368 --> 00:21:15,652
Got you a little
housewarming gift.
550
00:21:15,686 --> 00:21:18,071
It's a signed first edition.
551
00:21:18,122 --> 00:21:20,907
I recently came into some money.
552
00:21:22,026 --> 00:21:23,359
Bye, Henry.
553
00:21:23,378 --> 00:21:25,746
No. No, that is our money.
554
00:21:25,797 --> 00:21:28,081
Who told you about the bells?
Where are you going?
555
00:21:28,132 --> 00:21:32,280
How did you know our father?
Who are you?!
556
00:21:32,581 --> 00:21:38,182
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