1x11 - Hey Pizza!
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It's so hot...
Cyborg, if you don't fix that thermostat,
I'm gonna come over there, dude.
Or just lie here.
I'm working on it.
Red wire. Blue wire. Purple wire?
Oh, come on. Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
Great job getting that working again, Cyborg.
I have an exciting announcement, Titans.
We will be funding a new community improvement project.
We should totally build a community pool.
I am a great doggy paddler.
And you know what pulls me, pool parties.
Uh, pool is nice, but we really need to help
out an underserved population.
Offspring of inter-dimensional demons?
- Half robots? - Gophers?
We're building a new senior citizen center.
A senior citizen center?
Uh, you sure you don't want to reconsider the pool idea?
It's already settled. We're helping the seniors.
Is not the wave of heat glorious?
I have purchased an Earth bikini on the line.
Now, I just need a place to use it.
- We're building a pool. - Joy!
Ah! We must commence with the plans.
So Ray-Ray, you gonna buy a new bathing suit too?
This is my bathing suit.
Hot.
Zippy's Pizza, cheesy goodness delivered to you
in 30 minutes or it's free. Hey, pizza.
Hey, pizza!
Oh, man. I don't want to pay for no pizza.
Maybe we don't need any money.
Wait...
- What are you... - I'll have one half vegan,
half super meaty pizza, please. Thanks very much.
Take a look at this.
If he starts at the shop here on main street...
Going the speed limit through the city even with calculated shortcuts...
There's no way that fool could get here in under 30 minutes.
Yeah, boy!
Now, that's what's up.
- Hey, pizza. - Oh, man!
No tip!
Oh, old people. What can I do for you?
We're here to see the nice young man who's building the senior center.
Oh, um, yeah.
Yo, Robin! It's for you.
Robin, thank you so much for helping with our senior center.
Yeah, you see about that...
No need to tell us about the plans. We trust you.
Well, you're such a good boy.
No, no, no, no. I'm not. I'm a terrible boy.
I almost made the worst decision of my life.
- Just because I wanted... - Robin.
I need your opinion.
This is a photograph of the bikini I purchased.
Is this pleasing to you?
Yup. This pool is gonna be awesome!
There is no way that guy can deliver it in time again.
Dude! Did you just hack into the traffic light?
Mark my words, bro, that pizza jockey will not
be here in under 30 minutes.
Will not!
Game on! Can you raise that draw bridge?
- Hey, pizza. - Man!
Ready to give up?
We're talking free pizza here, dude. What do you think?
Oh, hi. Hey, there.
All of us seniors knitted you a new suit.
Aw, it's a...
- Great! - Oh, good!
Then it was worth every excruciatingly
painful moment it took our arthritic hands to make.
Excruciatingly painful...
- Yeah, listen, I, uh... - Robin, this senior center has
given us all something besides death to look forward to.
Ah, come on, Robin. What is wrong with me?
How is there even a question about what I'm going to build?
- Now, I remember. - According to my research on pools,
proper usage of the lotion that screens out the sun is vital.
Will you help me with the application?
Old people like pools, right?
Will you help me with the application?
Yes, we'd like another pizza.
I know we just had two delivered. Of course, we can pay for it.
But we won't have to because there's no way
you're delivering it in under 30 minutes!
Okay, all I have to do is turn on the security dome around the house
and the pizza guy can't get anywhere near the tower.
Hey, pizza.
- How is he doing this? - This is unnatural.
- This means war. - Pizza war.
Hey, pizza!
Hey, pizza! Hey, pizza!
Hey, pizza!
Can I pay with a pony ride?
That was the last straw.
- There is one last option, bro. - You mean the button?
- Yeah. - Let's hit it!
I'm gonna do it. I'm hitting the button.
Booyah! We did it!
- What did we do? - We're going to jail.
- Quick, find your passport. - This was your idea.
It was your idea, dude.
I specifically remember, you said you wanted a pizza.
I said, "We don't have any money, Beast Boy."
I've gotta go hide some stuff in my room.
- What? - Go, run! Run!
Hey, pizza!
Pool. Senior center.
Pool! Senior center!
Okay, I've gotta be rational about this.
What are the pros of building the senior center?
The center has lots of pros.
Now, what are the pros of a pool?
I know what I must do.
Conga!
It's beautiful! I just knew you would come through.
Guess we got a little carried away with the pizza thing.
You could say that, dude. But you know, you live and you learn.
Hey, pizza.
Now, it took you 31 minutes to deliver that pizza.
Means I don't have to pay.
- Pizza guy was late? - Old guy got free pizza?
Oh, come on!
Pizza guy!
Sorry about the swimming pool, Star.
I am happy the citizens of seniors have a new place for gathering.
And while I understand this is not the ideal setting,
I would still like to model the bikini for you.
Ready?
1x12 - Gorilla
One, two. One, two. One, two.
- Watch your form, Raven. - Yes, sir, Mr. Bossypants.
Elbows up, Cy!
Oh, my gluteus maximus. It's killing me.
You don't even have gluts.
Come on, Star! Faster! Faster!
If I go any faster, I may rupture the space-time continuum.
No excuses!
And stop!
- Are we done? - Yes, we're done.
Right after we do 900 jump squats.
And by we, do you mean everyone except you?
Someone needs to supervise.
And, as your leader, I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
Spare us.
Yo, yo, yo! What up, Titans?
- Am I late? - Yes, Beast Boy, you are late.
Well, I'm here now.
You're gonna break the door. Transform out of that stupid gorilla.
Nah. I got it.
- Oops! - Didn't I just tell you
- to transform out of that gorilla? - And I ignored you.
Perhaps we haven't met. I am Robin, leader of the Teen Titans.
- You can't ignore me. - Huh?
Guess I need to teach you a lesson.
You get to do all the Titan's dishes for the rest of the week.
Can't.
- And why not? - Gorillas don't do dishes.
Then I command you to transform out of that gorilla!
Gorillas don't listen to commands either.
Do not permit him to get below the skin, Robin.
As long as he sees he's bothering you, he's not gonna listen.
I suppose you're right.
There you are Beast Boy. I was hoping you could help me...
Sorry, gorillas don't carry boxes.
Mind picking up your mess, Beast Boy?
No can do.
Gorillas don't pick up after themselves.
Beast Boy, I need you to...
- Gorillas don't help... - Ah, never mind!
Beast Boy is driving me nuts!
He eats all day and makes stupid noises.
- And makes a mess everywhere. - Some things never change.
Have you considered the reason you are upset,
is because you are not in control?
I don't have to be in control.
Get your feet off the table! Sit up straight!
Right. You don't have control issues.
Hey, dudes! Hey, guy I'm not listening to.
That's it! Beast Boy, by the power vested in me as
the leader of Teen Titans, you are officially grounded.
- Wait. What? - Grounded. Ha!
What do you think I am, five years old? Don't answer that.
You heard me. Grounded! Go to your room!
I don't have to listen to you.
I mean, who even made you leader in the first place?
I did. It was my first action as a leader.
Well, do you know how we gorillas choose our leaders?
- How is that? - Biggest and strongest is in charge.
Get your butt off me.
It would appear that Robin has been rendered grizzle nubbs.
Yup. Dude is helpless.
By the power invested in me, by myself,
I officially declare myself the new leader of the Teen Titans!
You can't do that. I'm the leader.
- Sorry, dude, it's the law. - What law?
Law of the jungle, baby.
Guys, come on. Help me out here.
- He's right. It is the law. - Of the jungle, baby.
And now that I'm calling the shots, my first order is...
Let's... go somewhere and do something.
Already you show remarkable prowess as a leader.
Titans go!
Hey. That's my line.
Your first mission for us is to keep bullies off the monkey bars?
I must protect them.
The monkey bars are a gorillas natural habitat.
No. I'm pretty sure they're not.
Well, I'm pretty sure they are.
And I'm in charge, so there.
Yay! Monkey bars!
Titans go!
And why are we...
fighting... crocodiles?
Because crocs are the natural enemies of gorillas.
What are we doing at the ZOO?
We're gonna free the captive gorillas.
Oh, brother.
Exactly, my brothers. Titans go!
Run like the Tamaranian wind.
You can't just let all these gorillas loose.
And I bet I can't do this either.
Hey! Let me down.
I'm a little bit tired of you constantly questioning me.
Okay. Let's just have a reasonable conversation here.
I'm a gorilla. And gorillas do not conversate reasonably.
In fact, I'm done talking.
Come on, Beast Boy. There has to be a compromise.
Man! You really let things get out of hand.
Me? How is this my fault?
Because somewhere along the lines you got soft
and it left you vulnerable.
That doesn't explain why you guys are following him
when, clearly, I'm a better leader.
We have no choice. He's the Alpha now.
And being Alpha is more important than actually being good at anything.
Lucky for you, there's no place better
to get your Alpha back than at the ZOO.
You mean, you're going help me?
- But why? - Why?!
Because I hate bananas!
Now, if you want to be an Alpha,
you need to start acting like it again.
You mean, act like a gorilla?
Yeah, sure. I can hang here... hey, hey...
No. I mean, act tough. Never smile. Never laugh.
Those are signs of weakness.
Stop laughing.
Quit it!
We have a lot of work to do.
I think I'm crying.
I'm concerned about Beast Boy.
I fear his leadership style is adversely affecting the Titans.
I don't know. Everything seems pretty much the same to me.
If you want to be an Alpha again,
you are gonna have to do whatever I tell you.
- Understood? - Got it!
Now take that kick-ass dinner.
Uh, this is suppose to toughen me up, right?
- Test my agility? - You want be leader again or not?!
- Do what I tell you! - Yes, sir.
That elephant better be clean enough to eat off of.
Are you sure this is safe?
Just do what I tell ya!
I want you to kiss each and every last one of those.
- Uh... how exactly is any of this... - You wanna be a leader?
Do what I tell ya.
Wait a second. I'm the leader.
You're supposed to do what I tell you.
Ha! You still have a lot left to learn.
No. I'm the one who decides how much I have left to learn.
Spoken like a true Alpha.
You are indeed ready! Now go!
I'll go when I say so.
Okay, I'm going.
Beast Boy!
I'm here to take back my rightful place as Alpha.
You're going down.
Find his weakness, Robin.
Okay, stop!
Not till you say, who you're leader is.
No! I can't take it. I can't, I can't.
Do it. Do it now!
You! You're my leader.
That's right. Now, go make me a sandwich.
Yes, sir.
Glad your back, Robin.
Indeed. Your leadership skills greatly surpass those of Beast Boy.
Cut the balooney!
The next time you forget who you're leader is,
you're going to have major problems. Got it?
- Understood. - Yes, sir!
It's good to be the Alpha.
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