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Henry is now 40 minutes late.
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So, Apes, as long
as we're waiting
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to get down to business,
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what say you and me
get down to business?
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Ew, no.
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And plus,
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your sister's sleeping
right next to you.
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(Snoring)
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Wouldn't be the first time.
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Henry:
Sorry I'm late.
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But what about my close-up?!
Uh-huh.
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Double shift last night.
Two hours each way
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to the hospital. I didn't
even get a chance to see Kate,
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but that's okay.
I feel amazing.
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Thank you.
I'm sorry, they're both for me.
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(Scoffs)
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Remove your hand
or I will break it!
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(Classical music playing over TV)
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Oh, hello,
I didn't see you there.
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Well, of course I didn't.
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I'm dead.
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Goodwins,
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if there's one thing
that disappointed me,
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it's that none of you
ever truly appreciated...
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the birds of Granby.
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The birds?
In my latter years
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I've become
an avid bird-watcher.
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I've grown to love them all.
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Especially my favorite.
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Your assignment today is simple:
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Appreciate the birds of Granby.
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I suggest you start over
in Sherbourne Park.
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Maybe I'll see you there.
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Oh, I won't.
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I'm dead.
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Henry:
Appreciate the birds?
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One week we're solving these
incredibly tough math questions.
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They weren't that tough.
You didn't solve them.
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Well, and the next,
it's appreciate the birds.
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I mean,
if dad weren't already dead,
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I'd tell you I'd be
getting worried about him.
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(Cooing)
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I appreciate you, bird.
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This is actually kind of fun.
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I don't have time for this.
I never get to see my fiancée.
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I have 12 patients
I have to call back.
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Yes! One died. Make that 11.
Henry.
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She was 98 years old, all right?
It's fine.
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Another one-night
stand, Jimmy?
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You and her?
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You had sex with her?
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Did you? You didn't.
Did you? Did you?
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Damn it! You did?
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You didn't, did you?
Sure did,
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and I've got
the daughter to prove it.
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No, you didn't, did you?
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That's Piper's mother?
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Yeah, and it's funny
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that she's jogging,
'cause when we first met,
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I was the one who was running.
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(Rooster clucking)
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But I was so struck
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by her beauty
that I had to stop.
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(Siren wailing) Hey, you want
a free fighting rooster?
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Ah! Who wouldn't?
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(Tires screeching)
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Hi, I'm Jimmy.
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Get on the ground!
Hi, Jimmy.
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Not interested.
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Um, you should know
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that I play in an Irish...
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rock band...
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at Sea World.
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Take me.
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Jimmy:
We clicked intellectually,
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emotionally,
in terms of life goals,
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all during our brief,
nearly wordless bang.
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I didn't hear from her
till months later.
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Hi, Jimmy, this is Hannah Dhru.
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We had a one-afternoon stand
a few months ago.
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Oh, yes, at the Cineplex restroom.
No.
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At the bus station restroom?
No!
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I'm sorry, which restroom
did you say it was again?
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It was behind the gazebo.
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Oh, Claire!
Hannah!
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Jimmy.
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Look, I'm calling to tell you...
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and I neither want nor expect
anything from you, but...
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I'm pregnant.
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Claire...
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Hannah.
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I want you to know that I am
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gonna be there for you
every step of the way.
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Starting in eight to 12 months.
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You guys, I'm gonna be a daddy!
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(Cheering)
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(Rooster crows)
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But as you know, since then,
I've been on and off the old
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correctional institutional
circuit.
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She let me visit Piper
for a while, but...
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Whoops, here she comes again.
(Shrieks)
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Oh, God. Okay, hold on.
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Wait, why are we hiding?
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I'm not sure.
It doesn't make sense.
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And then, probably a year ago,
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she said that I couldn't
ever see Piper again.
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Said I was a bad influence.
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What? No.
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A girl has to have
a relationship with her father
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and her father's
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awesome sister.
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You've never even tried
to let us meet her.
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Henry: Yeah, look,
Chloe's right.
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I mean, sneaking into her window
twice a month,
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it just, it's not enough.
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Yeah, but I am a bad influence.
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Plus, Hannah's
got some new guy,
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so I'd only be a fourth wheel.
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I want to meet my niece.
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Plus, I think I'd be, like,
the cool aunt
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who's more like a sister
'cause we're so close in age.
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You're 26 years apart.
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Suck it, Henry!
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Look, Jimmy,
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dad just died,
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and you were too ashamed
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to ever tell him
that he had a granddaughter.
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Piper will never know
her grandfather
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because you couldn't stay
out of trouble.
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Don't let her miss out on more.
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Like me buying her beer.
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But not until she's 16.
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Henry:
You know what?
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Screw this bird stuff.
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You're my little brother.
We're gonna drive over
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to Hannah's and tell her
you've cleaned up your act
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and you're ready to be a part
of your daughter's life.
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Oh, but first, we're gonna make you
look all respectable.
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Henry:
Yeah.
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You can just wear
some of my clothes.
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Yeah.
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Thanks, Henry.
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The pants fit like a dream.
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Okay.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
where are you going?
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New plan: We do see Piper,
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but we do not see her mother.
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I like things the way they are.
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No, no, Jimmy, we are
using the front door!
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No, Chloe,
we're using the window.
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Front door, Jimmy!
Front door!
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Window, Chloe! Window!
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Jimmy, get down from there.
Hey, those are my pants.
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You're gonna rip my pants.
Don't touch me!
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Let go!
(Screams)
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Jimmy...
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Oh, my God, oh...
Daddy?
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Claire, I'm cleaned up
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and ready to be a part
of my daughter's life.
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It's Hannah.
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Jimmy.
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(Groans)
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1.05 - The Birds of Granby
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So, Hannah,
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the three of us are here
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because we think Jimmy should
be able to see his daughter
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on a regular basis.
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Absolutely.
He's dependable, he's normal.
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I appreciate you, chicken!
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(Laughs)
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He's polite to poultry.
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Are you still unemployed?
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Yes, but in my defense,
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it's very difficult to get
a job interview in prison.
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They just won't let
you wear a suit.
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(Clears throat)
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Well, I hate to break
the awkwardness,
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but I do live here
and no one's introduced me yet,
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so, um, hi.
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I'm Chad.
Your brother's got great sperm.
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(Chuckles)
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That failed.
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So, Piper, your
Uncle Henry and I
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are so happy to
finally meet you.
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You know the show
Bazoogaville Junction?
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Well, your aunt Chloe
was Doris the Newt!
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I'm sorry, I've never seen it.
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Most children's TV
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is insulting
to kids' intelligence.
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(British accent):
Well, I smell something stinky!
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Mom?
It's okay.
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Henry:
Jimmy, your daughter is smart.
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Did you get a DNA test?
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Well, Mr. Wooding,
her chess teacher,
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says that she's one
of the most gifted players
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he's ever taught.
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Too bad he retired to Florida.
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Yeah, Florida.
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You know, Piper,
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I used to play chess.
You want to play?
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Sure, let's go.
Yeah.
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All right.
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(Mouthing)
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Hey, Chad, let me help you, uh,
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fix that trellis
out there, yeah?
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Sure, let's go.
Oh!
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Oh.
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That failed, too.
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All right, divide and conquer.
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Chloe's got Piper.
I'm gonna handle this dope.
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Just make sure Hannah knows
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you're responsible,
you're mature.
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Just try not to
start a fire, okay?
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I'll be outside.
Okay.
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Okay?
Okay.
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Well, Jimmy, what do you want?
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I'm just trying not to start
a fire, okay?
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I don't want you to pull
a hammy here, buddy.
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All right, look,
bottom line, Chad,
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Jimmy should be a part
of Piper's life.
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Plus, he's got us
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watching out for him now,
and we're good people.
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What do I do?
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I'm actually a doctor.
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Head of surgery,
Providence General.
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Education?
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I went to school
in Massachusetts.
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Boston area.
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Cambridge.
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I went to Harvard, Chad.
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Harvard?
That's a four-year school, isn't it?
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Yes, it's a f...
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(Chuckles)
That's very funny.
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And what is your job, Chad?
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I'm also a doctor, Henry.
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Really had to wedge that
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into the conversation,
didn't you?
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You know, Piper, I've
always wanted a niece.
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We're all hoping we can
start seeing you more often.
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And as your cool aunt,
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I want you to feel free
to ask me anything.
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So, you have any
quizzles for me?
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That's my cool way
of saying questions.
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Are you happy with the way
your life has turned out?
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(British accent):
Well, that's a stinky quizzle!
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Hannah, you got to give me
another chance with Piper.
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I've given you plenty
of chances.
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(Crowd clamoring,
roosters clucking)
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(Laughing)
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(Baby crying)
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Oh, shh-shh.
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But I've reformed.
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And that's not just my opinion.
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The last three times
I got out of jail,
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the parole board
said the same thing.
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Little piece of advice:
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When trying to convince someone
you're responsible,
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don't mention jail.
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Don't mention jail.
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00:08:53,816 --> 00:08:55,483
Why would you ask me
if I'm happy?
262
00:08:55,517 --> 00:08:57,869
Well, daddy said
I remind him of you.
263
00:08:57,903 --> 00:08:59,871
Your dad is onto something.
But I don't ever want
264
00:08:59,905 --> 00:09:02,791
to "lose my way"
like he said you did.
265
00:09:02,825 --> 00:09:05,126
Well, your dad might want
to shut his stupid cake hole
266
00:09:05,161 --> 00:09:06,461
'cause he doesn't know
what he's talking about.
267
00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:11,132
Look, you don't have to worry
about your old aunt Chloe.
268
00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:13,718
I play my life like a
giant game of chess:
269
00:09:13,752 --> 00:09:15,136
Always five steps ahead.
270
00:09:15,171 --> 00:09:16,671
And that's why I win at chess
271
00:09:16,705 --> 00:09:18,673
and at life.
272
00:09:18,707 --> 00:09:20,592
Checkmate.
273
00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:25,146
Look, if you're a doctor,
you're not around a lot.
274
00:09:25,181 --> 00:09:27,265
So Hannah and Piper,
they need Jimmy.
275
00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:29,484
I have plenty of time
for my family. Watch your hand.
276
00:09:29,518 --> 00:09:30,602
Really?
277
00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,320
Yeah. I run my own
general practice,
278
00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,439
so I can keep my life
in balance.
279
00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:36,574
Family, leisure, planning our wedding.
Careful with your hand.
280
00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,159
Wow, so you actually see
the person
281
00:09:38,194 --> 00:09:40,228
you're going to marry every day?
That's weird.
282
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,830
That's how most people do it.
Hand.
283
00:09:41,864 --> 00:09:43,832
Kate and I are so busy, we can't
even pick a wedding date.
284
00:09:43,866 --> 00:09:45,700
Or maybe she already has.
Who knows?
285
00:09:45,734 --> 00:09:48,569
Maybe we're already married.
I really need to talk to her.
286
00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:50,421
A while back, I made a decision
that it's all right
287
00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:52,173
if I don't make the most
out of my career,
288
00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:54,175
because I want to make
the most out of my life.
289
00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:56,594
You're about to pinch
your hand, Henry. Ow!
290
00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:58,246
What the hell, Chad?!
291
00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,631
I guess I should've warned you.
Yeah.
292
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,216
I'm sorry, it's just,
you understand,
293
00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,467
I can't afford to hurt
this hand.
294
00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,219
Your cutting hand?
My drinking hand.
295
00:10:04,253 --> 00:10:05,436
All right, come to my office.
296
00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:07,305
I'll patch you up
and I'll fix you a drink.
297
00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:08,756
I've been distilling
my own bourbon.
298
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,910
You've been distilling
your own...
299
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,828
Chad, you're truly
an American hero.
300
00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:14,896
Chad:
Hey, guys.
301
00:10:14,930 --> 00:10:16,597
Henry hurt his hand.
We're gonna patch him up.
302
00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:18,766
How's it going?
Great.
303
00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,818
I think he likes me.
304
00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:23,604
Look,
305
00:10:23,622 --> 00:10:25,857
I have my siblings with me
now. I mean, you see how well
306
00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:27,325
Chloe and Piper get along.
307
00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:28,459
They're like soul mates.
308
00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:30,411
You're going down,
you little punk.
309
00:10:30,445 --> 00:10:32,380
I don't like losing.
Neither do I.
310
00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:33,498
I actually have
a problem with it.
311
00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,667
So do I.
312
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:36,885
An unhealthy problem.
313
00:10:36,919 --> 00:10:39,420
That's what my chess teacher
says about me.
314
00:10:39,454 --> 00:10:41,923
We're exactly alike, aren't we?
315
00:10:41,957 --> 00:10:43,291
Not exactly.
316
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,293
I'm better at chess.
317
00:10:46,262 --> 00:10:47,428
This Manhattan is perfect.
318
00:10:47,462 --> 00:10:49,347
Oh, I'm sorry,
you said you wanted it dry.
319
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:51,416
(Laughs)
320
00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:53,818
Man, you really do have
it all, don't you?
321
00:10:53,852 --> 00:10:55,403
I am very happy.
322
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:58,356
(Groans)
My work is killing me.
323
00:10:58,407 --> 00:10:59,774
I mean, life only
324
00:10:59,808 --> 00:11:02,310
gets busier... marriage, kids...
325
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:05,246
and what if my kid turns out
to be a bad seed, like Jimmy?
326
00:11:05,281 --> 00:11:06,864
I mean, I love him,
327
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,950
and let him into your family,
blah-blah-blah,
328
00:11:08,984 --> 00:11:11,669
but do not trust that guy
with anything important.
329
00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:12,670
I'm just saying.
330
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:13,738
Well, you ever thought about
331
00:11:13,772 --> 00:11:15,206
slowing down the pace
a little bit, Henry?
332
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,442
Maybe doing something
here in Granby?
333
00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:20,378
I hadn't thought about it,
but you're pretty happy here.
334
00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:24,215
Well, I am looking
to expand my practice.
335
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:25,383
Now, I'm not sure if that's
336
00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:26,884
the kind of thing
you'd be interested in,
337
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,604
but I figured I'd put it
out on the table.
338
00:11:29,638 --> 00:11:31,556
Chad, you make me another one
of these drinks,
339
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,224
you might have yourself a deal.
340
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,477
Look, I know you love Piper,
341
00:11:36,511 --> 00:11:37,678
and she loves you.
342
00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:39,948
I mean, just the other day
she drew this picture.
343
00:11:39,982 --> 00:11:42,683
There you are,
in her bedroom window.
344
00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:45,519
What a beautiful imagination...
she has.
345
00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:47,238
(Chuckles)
346
00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,624
You're beating me again.
How is this happening?
347
00:11:49,658 --> 00:11:50,691
I had a really good teacher.
348
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,526
Well, I had one of the kindest,
349
00:11:52,544 --> 00:11:53,962
most generous teachers
there was.
350
00:11:53,996 --> 00:11:56,998
Ticktock, Chloe.
(Clicking tongue)
351
00:11:57,032 --> 00:11:58,299
Pressure getting to ya?
Can't stand the heat?
352
00:11:58,334 --> 00:11:59,834
Starting to crack?
353
00:11:59,868 --> 00:12:01,336
The rook?
354
00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:04,339
Really? Are you serious?
The rook?
355
00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:06,341
(Clicking tongue)
356
00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:08,843
Rook was the right move.
Checkmate!
357
00:12:08,877 --> 00:12:11,212
What?! No!
358
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,697
So inspiring.
359
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,817
Well, my teacher told me that
winning isn't as important
360
00:12:15,851 --> 00:12:17,568
as learning from the experience.
361
00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:18,886
That sounds like something
losers say.
362
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,488
Checkmate.
363
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,323
What?! No!
364
00:12:22,358 --> 00:12:24,892
I'm sorry, but I'm not that
crazy girl
365
00:12:24,927 --> 00:12:28,329
who dove behind the gazebo
with you anymore.
366
00:12:28,364 --> 00:12:30,198
And I don't want
that kind of inconsistency
367
00:12:30,232 --> 00:12:31,349
in Piper's life.
368
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:34,252
I want someone dependable,
who's got a job,
369
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:35,486
who's committed to
370
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,538
being the best possible father
for Piper
371
00:12:37,572 --> 00:12:39,740
and husband for me.
372
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:43,211
Yes, I can do all that.
373
00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:44,745
What?
I'll be there for you.
374
00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:46,347
You and me, forever.
375
00:12:46,382 --> 00:12:48,383
Let's get married.
376
00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:49,417
(Screams)
377
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,935
Oh, my God!
378
00:12:50,969 --> 00:12:53,838
Oh, my God!
(Laughs)
379
00:12:53,872 --> 00:12:55,023
No?
380
00:12:57,094 --> 00:12:59,528
What the hell
was that?! Oh!
381
00:12:59,562 --> 00:13:01,663
What? What's wrong?
You said you wanted a husband!
382
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,248
I was talking about Chad.
383
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,534
Chad? Chad?! That guy...
384
00:13:05,568 --> 00:13:07,569
Hey.
...is suddenly right here.
385
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,288
I heard yelling.
Is everything okay?
386
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,772
Yeah.
387
00:13:10,807 --> 00:13:12,624
A bird flew into the window.
388
00:13:12,675 --> 00:13:14,459
Just now?
We should check on that.
389
00:13:14,510 --> 00:13:17,796
Yeah, and I should
appreciate it.
390
00:13:26,356 --> 00:13:27,439
How is the game going?
391
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,857
Oh, it's great!
So much fun!
392
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,275
She's such a little darling.
393
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,693
I love my cool aunt Chloe!
394
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:32,978
What a smart little head!
395
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,702
Never touch my hair again.
396
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,489
I know I messed up
in the past, a lot.
397
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:45,774
You don't even know about
398
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,459
the underground
Estonian dog circus.
399
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,627
But I love Piper.
400
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,312
Piper loves me!
401
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:51,780
And there is more
to being a father
402
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:52,914
than just making a girl laugh.
403
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,653
Do you really expect me
to believe that?
404
00:13:57,687 --> 00:13:58,770
Yes!
405
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:01,757
So... partners?
406
00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:02,891
Partners.
407
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,893
Fantastic!
(Chuckles)
408
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,229
Of course,
it'll be a big pay cut.
409
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,448
Right.
410
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:13,418
Well, ah, look...
Money's not important.
411
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,270
And you'll be off
the circuit in terms of awards
412
00:14:15,305 --> 00:14:16,755
and medical journals.
413
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,324
It's never been about
prestige for me.
414
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,326
On the bright side, Henry,
you're gonna get to spend
415
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,678
so much more time
with your patients.
416
00:14:22,712 --> 00:14:25,380
It's my favorite part.
417
00:14:25,415 --> 00:14:26,548
Especially the elderly.
418
00:14:26,582 --> 00:14:28,950
They can go on and on
if you give 'em a chance.
419
00:14:28,984 --> 00:14:30,919
Well, I love the idea
of using my skills
420
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,472
on people who aren't gonna be
around in ten years anyway.
421
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:36,991
Okay, okay, sorry.
You know, this is a good thing.
422
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,293
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
423
00:14:38,328 --> 00:14:39,544
I'm glad to hear it.
424
00:14:39,595 --> 00:14:41,346
And I really appreciate
your honesty
425
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,015
and your openness
to herbal medicine.
426
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,467
Thank you. Wait.
427
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,727
What kind of doctor are you?!
428
00:14:55,778 --> 00:14:58,363
Checkmate! Yes!
429
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,949
Yes, yes!
430
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,517
You did really well!
431
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,003
You're very smart.
Great job.
432
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,788
Wait. Did you let me win?
433
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,306
Definitely not.
434
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,927
You beat me fair and square.
Nice going, champ.
435
00:15:11,961 --> 00:15:14,996
You did. I went
oh-for-three against you?
436
00:15:15,031 --> 00:15:17,858
You're like a smaller,
tanner version of me.
437
00:15:17,893 --> 00:15:19,264
How did this happen?
438
00:15:19,299 --> 00:15:20,987
You kept making
the same mistakes.
439
00:15:21,022 --> 00:15:23,033
I'm sure there's
some symbolism there.
440
00:15:23,038 --> 00:15:24,589
I'm Piper's dad.
441
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,008
Hannah, don't you think that
she deserves a whole family?
442
00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:28,477
She has a whole family.
443
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,044
Oh, Chad? Really? Chad?
444
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,847
You know what "Chad" stands for?
445
00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:35,383
Chad-substitute...
446
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,401
Substitute dad.
447
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,436
Substitute Chad-dad!
448
00:15:37,487 --> 00:15:39,337
Hold on.
Let me get this.
449
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,406
C-H-A-D.
450
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:46,294
Could never... have been...
A good dad...
451
00:15:46,329 --> 00:15:47,696
Dad.
452
00:15:47,730 --> 00:15:51,566
Can't... hinder...
453
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:56,765
a... dol... dolphin.
454
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,073
I specialize
in naturopathic medicine.
455
00:15:59,108 --> 00:16:00,074
I thought you knew that.
456
00:16:00,109 --> 00:16:01,075
You're a naturopathic doctor?
457
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,910
That's right. An N.D.
458
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:05,263
Yeah, I mean, it's not
anything extreme.
459
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,965
I just try to find
a natural approach to dealing...
460
00:16:07,016 --> 00:16:08,132
You're an N.D.
An N.D.
461
00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:09,384
I knew there had to be a catch.
462
00:16:09,418 --> 00:16:11,302
Wait.
What did you put on my hand?
463
00:16:11,353 --> 00:16:12,720
An herbal salve.
How does it feel?
464
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:13,921
Like heaven on my knuckles.
465
00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:15,273
But that-that's irrelevant.
466
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,891
You're not a real doctor!
467
00:16:16,925 --> 00:16:18,476
I went to school
for two years, Henry.
468
00:16:18,527 --> 00:16:19,760
Two years?! Okay.
469
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,280
Okay, Mr.-Mr. N.D.,
where did you go
470
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,032
to nedical school? Narvard?
471
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,534
No? Was it Nale?
Uh, North Carolina?
472
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,069
Okay, Henry, you seem
pretty stressed out.
473
00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:29,787
I have some needles I can stick
in your face
474
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,822
that'll help you with that.
475
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,040
I have eight years of education
476
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,374
plus residency,
because my profession...
477
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,076
it's based in science.
478
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:36,828
Yours is all smoke and mirrors!
479
00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:37,962
Only for migraines.
480
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,914
Look, look,
you're selling snake oil!
481
00:16:39,948 --> 00:16:41,249
That's for eczema.
It says it right there.
482
00:16:41,283 --> 00:16:43,051
Oh, come on. You're one step
above a chiropractor.
483
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,469
You take that back, sir!
484
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,787
This is why a balanced
life doesn't work.
485
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:50,058
Because you end up becoming
an N.D. instead of an M.D.
486
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,225
You end up with
someone else's family
487
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,460
instead of starting your own.
488
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:53,961
It's all half-assed!
489
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,263
I am the best in my field.
490
00:16:55,297 --> 00:16:56,514
What is more important
than that?
491
00:16:56,565 --> 00:16:59,183
"Chiropractor."
492
00:16:59,234 --> 00:17:01,185
How dare you, sir?
493
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:04,072
(Snickers)
494
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,440
Just you wait.
495
00:17:05,474 --> 00:17:06,391
What?
496
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:08,359
You are exactly like me
497
00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,111
when I was a kid...
everything's easy.
498
00:17:10,145 --> 00:17:11,262
But guess what.
499
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,114
That's only gonna
hurt you in the long run
500
00:17:13,148 --> 00:17:14,866
because you haven't
learned how to lose.
501
00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:18,486
And someday, something's
gonna be so hard for you,
502
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,371
like it was for me,
and you're gonna have
503
00:17:20,422 --> 00:17:21,856
no frickin' idea what to do!
504
00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:25,493
Okay. So how can I be
less like you?
505
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:28,679
Aw... you want my advice?
506
00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:32,466
Well, if I could talk
to my younger self,
507
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,685
I would tell her,
don't worry so much
508
00:17:34,719 --> 00:17:36,020
about the stuff you're good at.
509
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:37,054
Instead...
510
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,774
Find something you're bad at.
511
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:42,226
Like differential geometry?
512
00:17:42,277 --> 00:17:44,896
Finsler manifolds always
throw me for a loop.
513
00:17:44,947 --> 00:17:46,447
(Chuckles)
So to speak!
514
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,117
No. Find something
you're really bad at.
515
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:52,120
Like soccer or piano or...
516
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,789
Dancing.
I'm a terrible dancer.
517
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,191
Perfect. And what I would
tell her to do is...
518
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:58,826
Stick with it, for years.
519
00:17:58,860 --> 00:17:59,994
And then I'll become
great at it!
520
00:18:00,028 --> 00:18:02,714
Never! No, especially
not at soccer.
521
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,048
You'll look like
a four-eyed octopus
522
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,199
getting shock treatments
out there.
523
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:09,087
But what you will learn
is how to fail.
524
00:18:09,138 --> 00:18:11,055
And you'll learn
how to keep trying.
525
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,726
And you'll learn that it's
okay to not always win.
526
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,761
That's what I wish
someone had told me.
527
00:18:16,812 --> 00:18:18,379
Now, lucky for you,
528
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:20,732
I happen to be an
excellent dancer.
529
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,900
Follow my lead.
530
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,153
(Humming)
531
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,488
(Shrieks)
Oh! Oh!
532
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,440
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
(Sobbing)
533
00:18:29,491 --> 00:18:30,525
Don't cry.
534
00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:31,826
Don't cry, don't cry.
535
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:32,893
She's crying.
536
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:35,163
Daddy!
(Sobbing)
537
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,949
Daddy!
538
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,368
Okay, honey, okay, okay.
539
00:18:40,402 --> 00:18:41,953
Shh-shh-shh-shh.
It's okay.
540
00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:44,455
You. I got you.
It's okay.
541
00:18:44,506 --> 00:18:46,340
Okay, sweet angel,
what's the matter?
542
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,341
Hannah:
What happened?
543
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,961
Aunt Chloe hurt me!
544
00:18:50,012 --> 00:18:52,180
Aw. "Aunt Chloe."
545
00:18:53,415 --> 00:18:54,932
I think it's time to leave.
546
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,219
All:
Okay.
547
00:19:00,022 --> 00:19:02,106
Look, I get it.
548
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,258
I'm not ready yet.
549
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:08,729
But starting now, I'm gonna
get my life together,
550
00:19:08,763 --> 00:19:12,316
and someday...
551
00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:16,387
I hope I'll be able to earn
my place in this family.
552
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,039
I promise.
553
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,791
I hope you can do that, Jimmy.
554
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:23,544
And if you can,
you're always welcome here.
555
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,467
Just never bring your
siblings again.
556
00:19:30,986 --> 00:19:32,170
Thanks, guys.
557
00:19:32,221 --> 00:19:34,005
You made me look
like the responsible one.
558
00:19:34,056 --> 00:19:35,173
Hmm.
559
00:19:42,588 --> 00:19:45,024
"Appreciate the birds."
560
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,692
I wonder what
dad was getting at.
561
00:19:46,726 --> 00:19:49,645
All I know is I have to be
back at work in eight hours.
562
00:19:49,696 --> 00:19:52,614
Which means I gotta get back
on the train in less than six.
563
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,099
So much for my day off.
564
00:19:54,117 --> 00:19:57,119
(Scoffs)
N.D.
565
00:19:57,153 --> 00:19:58,537
Sorry we didn't help you, Jimmy.
566
00:19:58,571 --> 00:19:59,955
Mm-hmm.
567
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,508
That's okay.
I'll get there.
568
00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:06,328
I am sad about
one thing, though.
569
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:07,997
It's like you said earlier.
570
00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:10,449
Because I'm such a screw-up...
571
00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:12,418
Dad will never get to meet
his granddaughter.
572
00:20:14,287 --> 00:20:16,555
And even if I get
my life together,
573
00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:19,008
it'll always be too late
to change that.
574
00:20:20,593 --> 00:20:23,996
I'm so proud of her.
575
00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:26,631
I wish he could have met her.
576
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,020
Come on.
577
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,585
Piper, Mr. Wooding's here
for your chess lesson!
578
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:51,457
(Chuckles)
579
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:54,510
(Chuckles)
580
00:20:56,513 --> 00:20:57,513
(Laughs)
581
00:20:57,547 --> 00:21:00,682
Hello, little one! Ah!
582
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,384
Come on, Mr. Wooding,
let's play!
583
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:03,685
Let's go!
584
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:07,222
Oh, I know you like
reading and birds,
585
00:21:07,273 --> 00:21:09,525
so I got you this.
586
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:10,526
Thank you!
587
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,111
Can you guess my favorite?
588
00:21:15,348 --> 00:21:16,632
The piper.
589
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:19,318
(Both chuckle)
590
00:21:19,352 --> 00:21:22,354
Okay, now, last time,
you just barely beat me
591
00:21:22,372 --> 00:21:24,189
using from's gambit.
592
00:21:24,207 --> 00:21:26,041
But I got something
up my sleeve.
593
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:29,675
And I think I can stop
you with it. You ready?
594
00:21:31,647 --> 00:21:37,634
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