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Henry is now 40 minutes late.
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So, Apes, as long
as we're waiting
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to get down to business,
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what say you and me
get down to business?
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Ew, no.
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And plus,
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your sister's sleeping
right next to you.
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(Snoring)
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Wouldn't be the first time.
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Henry:
Sorry I'm late.
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- But what about my close-up?!
- Uh-huh.
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Double shift last night.
Two hours each way
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to the hospital. I didn't
even get a chance to see Kate,
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but that's okay.
I feel amazing.
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- Thank you.
- I'm sorry, they're both for me.
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(Scoffs)
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Remove your hand
or I will break it!
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(Classical music playing over TV)
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Oh, hello,
I didn't see you there.
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Well, of course I didn't.
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I'm dead.
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Goodwins,
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if there's one thing
that disappointed me,
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it's that none of you
ever truly appreciated...
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the birds of Granby.
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- The birds?
- In my latter years
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I've become
an avid bird-watcher.
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I've grown to love them all.
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Especially my favorite.
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Your assignment today is simple:
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Appreciate the birds of Granby.
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I suggest you start over
in Sherbourne Park.
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Maybe I'll see you there.
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Oh, I won't.
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I'm dead.
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Henry: Appreciate the birds?
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One week we're solving these
incredibly tough math questions.
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They weren't that tough.
You didn't solve them.
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Well, and the next,
it's appreciate the birds.
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I mean,
if dad weren't already dead,
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I'd tell you I'd be
getting worried about him.
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(Cooing)
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I appreciate you, bird.
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This is actually kind of fun.
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I don't have time for this.
I never get to see my fiancée.
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I have 12 patients
I have to call back.
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Yes! One died. Make that 11.
Henry.
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She was 98 years old, all right?
It's fine.
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Another one-night
stand, Jimmy?
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You and her?
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You had sex with her?
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Did you? You didn't.
Did you? Did you?
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Damn it! You did?
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You didn't, did you?
Sure did,
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and I've got
the daughter to prove it.
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No, you didn't, did you?
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That's Piper's mother?
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Yeah, and it's funny
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that she's jogging,
'cause when we first met,
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I was the one who was running.
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(Rooster clucking)
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But I was so struck
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by her beauty
that I had to stop.
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(Siren wailing) Hey, you want
a free fighting rooster?
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Ah! Who wouldn't?
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(Tires screeching)
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Hi, I'm Jimmy.
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Get on the ground!
Hi, Jimmy.
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Not interested.
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Um, you should know
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that I play in an Irish...
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rock band...
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at Sea World.
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Take me.
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Jimmy:
We clicked intellectually,
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emotionally,
in terms of life goals,
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all during our brief,
nearly wordless bang.
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I didn't hear from her
till months later.
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Hi, Jimmy, this is Hannah Dhru.
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We had a one-afternoon stand
a few months ago.
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Oh, yes, at the Cineplex restroom.
No.
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At the bus station restroom?
No!
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I'm sorry, which restroom
did you say it was again?
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It was behind the gazebo.
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Oh, Claire!
Hannah!
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Jimmy.
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Look, I'm calling to tell you...
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and I neither want nor expect
anything from you, but...
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I'm pregnant.
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Claire...
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Hannah.
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I want you to know that I am
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gonna be there for you
every step of the way.
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Starting in eight to 12 months.
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You guys, I'm gonna be a daddy!
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(Cheering)
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(Rooster crows)
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But as you know, since then,
I've been on and off the old
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correctional institutional
circuit.
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She let me visit Piper
for a while, but...
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Whoops, here she comes again.
(Shrieks)
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Oh, God. Okay, hold on.
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Wait, why are we hiding?
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I'm not sure.
It doesn't make sense.
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And then, probably a year ago,
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she said that I couldn't
ever see Piper again.
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Said I was a bad influence.
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What? No.
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A girl has to have
a relationship with her father
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and her father's
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awesome sister.
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You've never even tried
to let us meet her.
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Henry: Yeah, look,
Chloe's right.
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I mean, sneaking into her window
twice a month,
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it just, it's not enough.
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Yeah, but I am a bad influence.
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Plus, Hannah's
got some new guy,
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so I'd only be a fourth wheel.
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I want to meet my niece.
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Plus, I think I'd be, like,
the cool aunt
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who's more like a sister
'cause we're so close in age.
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You're 26 years apart.
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Suck it, Henry!
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Look, Jimmy,
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dad just died,
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and you were too ashamed
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to ever tell him
that he had a granddaughter.
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Piper will never know
her grandfather
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because you couldn't stay
out of trouble.
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Don't let her miss out on more.
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Like me buying her beer.
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But not until she's 16.
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Henry:
You know what?
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Screw this bird stuff.
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You're my little brother.
We're gonna drive over
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to Hannah's and tell her
you've cleaned up your act
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and you're ready to be a part
of your daughter's life.
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Oh, but first, we're gonna make you
look all respectable.
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Henry:
Yeah.
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You can just wear
some of my clothes.
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Yeah.
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Thanks, Henry.
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The pants fit like a dream.
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Okay.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
where are you going?
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New plan: We do see Piper,
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but we do not see her mother.
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I like things the way they are.
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No, no, Jimmy, we are
using the front door!
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No, Chloe,
we're using the window.
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Front door, Jimmy!
Front door!
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Window, Chloe! Window!
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Jimmy, get down from there.
Hey, those are my pants.
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You're gonna rip my pants.
Don't touch me!
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Let go!
(Screams)
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Jimmy...
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Oh, my God, oh...
Daddy?
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Claire, I'm cleaned up
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and ready to be a part
of my daughter's life.
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It's Hannah.
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Jimmy.
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(Groans)
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1x05
The Birds of Granby
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So, Hannah,
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the three of us are here
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because we think Jimmy should
be able to see his daughter
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on a regular basis.
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Absolutely.
He's dependable, he's normal.
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I appreciate you, chicken!
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(Laughs)
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He's polite to poultry.
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Are you still unemployed?
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Yes, but in my defense,
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it's very difficult to get
a job interview in prison.
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They just won't let
you wear a suit.
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(Clears throat)
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Well, I hate to break
the awkwardness,
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but I do live here
and no one's introduced me yet,
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so, um, hi.
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I'm Chad.
Your brother's got great sperm.
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(Chuckles)
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That failed.
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So, Piper, your
Uncle Henry and I
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are so happy to
finally meet you.
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You know the show
Bazoogaville Junction?
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Well, your aunt Chloe
was Doris the Newt!
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I'm sorry, I've never seen it.
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Most children's TV
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is insulting
to kids' intelligence.
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(British accent):
Well, I smell something stinky!
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- Mom?
- It's okay.
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Henry:
Jimmy, your daughter is smart.
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Did you get a DNA test?
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Well, Mr. Wooding,
her chess teacher,
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says that she's one
of the most gifted players
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he's ever taught.
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Too bad he retired to Florida.
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Yeah, Florida.
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You know, Piper,
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I used to play chess.
You want to play?
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- Sure, let's go.
- Yeah.
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All right.
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(Mouthing)
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Hey, Chad, let me help you, uh,
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fix that trellis
out there, yeah?
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- Sure, let's go.
- Oh!
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Oh.
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That failed, too.
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All right, divide and conquer.
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Chloe's got Piper.
I'm gonna handle this dope.
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Just make sure Hannah knows
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you're responsible,
you're mature.
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Just try not to
start a fire, okay?
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- I'll be outside.
- Okay.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Well, Jimmy, what do you want?
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I'm just trying not to start
a fire, okay?
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I don't want you to pull
a hammy here, buddy.
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All right, look,
bottom line, Chad,
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Jimmy should be a part
of Piper's life.
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Plus, he's got us
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watching out for him now,
and we're good people.
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What do I do?
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I'm actually a doctor.
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Head of surgery,
Providence General.
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Education?
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I went to school
in Massachusetts.
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Boston area.
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Cambridge.
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I went to Harvard, Chad.
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Harvard?
That's a four-year school, isn't it?
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Yes, it's a f...
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(Chuckles)
That's very funny.
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And what is your job, Chad?
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I'm also a doctor, Henry.
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Really had to wedge that
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into the conversation,
didn't you?
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You know, Piper, I've
always wanted a niece.
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We're all hoping we can
start seeing you more often.
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And as your cool aunt,
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I want you to feel free
to ask me anything.
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So, you have any
quizzles for me?
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That's my cool way
of saying questions.
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Are you happy with the way
your life has turned out?
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(British accent):
Well, that's a stinky quizzle!
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Hannah, you got to give me
another chance with Piper.
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I've given you plenty
of chances.
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(Crowd clamoring,
roosters clucking)
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(Laughing)
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(Baby crying)
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Oh, shh-shh.
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But I've reformed.
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And that's not just my opinion.
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The last three times
I got out of jail,
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the parole board
said the same thing.
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Little piece of advice:
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When trying to convince someone
you're responsible,
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don't mention jail.
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Don't mention jail.
261
00:09:11,116 --> 00:09:12,783
Why would you ask me
if I'm happy?
262
00:09:12,817 --> 00:09:15,169
Well, daddy said
I remind him of you.
263
00:09:15,203 --> 00:09:17,171
Your dad is onto something.
But I don't ever want
264
00:09:17,205 --> 00:09:20,091
to "lose my way"
like he said you did.
265
00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:22,426
Well, your dad might want
to shut his stupid cake hole
266
00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:23,761
'cause he doesn't know
what he's talking about.
267
00:09:25,764 --> 00:09:28,432
Look, you don't have to worry
about your old aunt Chloe.
268
00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:31,018
I play my life like a
giant game of chess:
269
00:09:31,052 --> 00:09:32,436
Always five steps ahead.
270
00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:33,971
And that's why I win at chess
271
00:09:34,005 --> 00:09:35,973
and at life.
272
00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:37,892
Checkmate.
273
00:09:40,028 --> 00:09:42,446
Look, if you're a doctor,
you're not around a lot.
274
00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:44,565
So Hannah and Piper,
they need Jimmy.
275
00:09:44,616 --> 00:09:46,784
I have plenty of time
for my family. Watch your hand.
276
00:09:46,818 --> 00:09:47,902
Really?
277
00:09:47,953 --> 00:09:49,620
Yeah. I run my own
general practice,
278
00:09:49,654 --> 00:09:51,739
so I can keep my life
in balance.
279
00:09:51,790 --> 00:09:53,874
Family, leisure, planning our wedding.
Careful with your hand.
280
00:09:53,909 --> 00:09:55,459
Wow, so you actually see
the person
281
00:09:55,494 --> 00:09:57,528
you're going to marry every day?
That's weird.
282
00:09:57,546 --> 00:09:59,130
That's how most people do it.
Hand.
283
00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:01,132
Kate and I are so busy, we can't
even pick a wedding date.
284
00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:03,000
Or maybe she already has.
Who knows?
285
00:10:03,034 --> 00:10:05,869
Maybe we're already married.
I really need to talk to her.
286
00:10:05,887 --> 00:10:07,721
A while back, I made a decision
that it's all right
287
00:10:07,756 --> 00:10:09,473
if I don't make the most
out of my career,
288
00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:11,475
because I want to make
the most out of my life.
289
00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,894
You're about to pinch
your hand, Henry. Ow!
290
00:10:13,929 --> 00:10:15,546
What the hell, Chad?!
291
00:10:15,564 --> 00:10:16,931
I guess I should've warned you.
Yeah.
292
00:10:16,982 --> 00:10:18,516
I'm sorry, it's just,
you understand,
293
00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:19,767
I can't afford to hurt
this hand.
294
00:10:19,818 --> 00:10:21,519
Your cutting hand?
My drinking hand.
295
00:10:21,553 --> 00:10:22,736
All right, come to my office.
296
00:10:22,771 --> 00:10:24,605
I'll patch you up
and I'll fix you a drink.
297
00:10:24,656 --> 00:10:26,056
I've been distilling
my own bourbon.
298
00:10:26,074 --> 00:10:29,210
You've been distilling
your own...
299
00:10:29,244 --> 00:10:31,128
Chad, you're truly
an American hero.
300
00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:32,196
Chad:
Hey, guys.
301
00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:33,897
Henry hurt his hand.
We're gonna patch him up.
302
00:10:34,916 --> 00:10:36,066
How's it going?
Great.
303
00:10:36,084 --> 00:10:38,118
I think he likes me.
304
00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,904
Look,
305
00:10:40,922 --> 00:10:43,157
I have my siblings with me
now. I mean, you see how well
306
00:10:43,191 --> 00:10:44,625
Chloe and Piper get along.
307
00:10:44,676 --> 00:10:45,759
They're like soul mates.
308
00:10:45,794 --> 00:10:47,711
You're going down,
you little punk.
309
00:10:47,745 --> 00:10:49,680
I don't like losing.
Neither do I.
310
00:10:49,714 --> 00:10:50,798
I actually have
a problem with it.
311
00:10:50,849 --> 00:10:52,967
So do I.
312
00:10:53,018 --> 00:10:54,185
An unhealthy problem.
313
00:10:54,219 --> 00:10:56,720
That's what my chess teacher
says about me.
314
00:10:56,754 --> 00:10:59,223
We're exactly alike, aren't we?
315
00:10:59,257 --> 00:11:00,591
Not exactly.
316
00:11:00,609 --> 00:11:02,593
I'm better at chess.
317
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:04,728
This Manhattan is perfect.
318
00:11:04,762 --> 00:11:06,647
Oh, I'm sorry,
you said you wanted it dry.
319
00:11:06,698 --> 00:11:08,716
(Laughs)
320
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:11,118
Man, you really do have
it all, don't you?
321
00:11:11,152 --> 00:11:12,703
I am very happy.
322
00:11:12,737 --> 00:11:15,656
(Groans)
My work is killing me.
323
00:11:15,707 --> 00:11:17,074
I mean, life only
324
00:11:17,108 --> 00:11:19,610
gets busier... marriage, kids...
325
00:11:19,628 --> 00:11:22,546
and what if my kid turns out
to be a bad seed, like Jimmy?
326
00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:24,164
I mean, I love him,
327
00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:26,250
and let him into your family,
blah-blah-blah,
328
00:11:26,284 --> 00:11:28,969
but do not trust that guy
with anything important.
329
00:11:29,004 --> 00:11:29,970
I'm just saying.
330
00:11:30,005 --> 00:11:31,038
Well, you ever thought about
331
00:11:31,072 --> 00:11:32,506
slowing down the pace
a little bit, Henry?
332
00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:34,742
Maybe doing something
here in Granby?
333
00:11:34,776 --> 00:11:37,678
I hadn't thought about it,
but you're pretty happy here.
334
00:11:37,729 --> 00:11:41,515
Well, I am looking
to expand my practice.
335
00:11:41,566 --> 00:11:42,683
Now, I'm not sure if that's
336
00:11:42,734 --> 00:11:44,184
the kind of thing
you'd be interested in,
337
00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,904
but I figured I'd put it
out on the table.
338
00:11:46,938 --> 00:11:48,856
Chad, you make me another one
of these drinks,
339
00:11:48,907 --> 00:11:50,524
you might have yourself a deal.
340
00:11:51,743 --> 00:11:53,777
Look, I know you love Piper,
341
00:11:53,811 --> 00:11:54,978
and she loves you.
342
00:11:54,996 --> 00:11:57,248
I mean, just the other day
she drew this picture.
343
00:11:57,282 --> 00:11:59,983
There you are,
in her bedroom window.
344
00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:02,819
What a beautiful imagination...
she has.
345
00:12:02,837 --> 00:12:04,538
(Chuckles)
346
00:12:04,589 --> 00:12:06,924
You're beating me again.
How is this happening?
347
00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:07,991
I had a really good teacher.
348
00:12:08,009 --> 00:12:09,826
Well, I had one of the kindest,
349
00:12:09,844 --> 00:12:11,262
most generous teachers
there was.
350
00:12:11,296 --> 00:12:14,298
Ticktock, Chloe.
(Clicking tongue)
351
00:12:14,332 --> 00:12:15,599
Pressure getting to ya?
Can't stand the heat?
352
00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,134
Starting to crack?
353
00:12:17,168 --> 00:12:18,636
The rook?
354
00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:21,639
Really? Are you serious?
The rook?
355
00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:23,641
(Clicking tongue)
356
00:12:23,675 --> 00:12:26,143
Rook was the right move.
Checkmate!
357
00:12:26,177 --> 00:12:28,512
What?! No!
358
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:29,997
So inspiring.
359
00:12:30,031 --> 00:12:33,117
Well, my teacher told me that
winning isn't as important
360
00:12:33,151 --> 00:12:34,868
as learning from the experience.
361
00:12:34,903 --> 00:12:36,186
That sounds like something
losers say.
362
00:12:36,204 --> 00:12:37,788
Checkmate.
363
00:12:37,822 --> 00:12:39,623
What?! No!
364
00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:42,192
I'm sorry, but I'm not that
crazy girl
365
00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:45,629
who dove behind the gazebo
with you anymore.
366
00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:47,498
And I don't want
that kind of inconsistency
367
00:12:47,532 --> 00:12:48,649
in Piper's life.
368
00:12:48,683 --> 00:12:51,552
I want someone dependable,
who's got a job,
369
00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:52,786
who's committed to
370
00:12:52,821 --> 00:12:54,838
being the best possible father
for Piper
371
00:12:54,872 --> 00:12:57,040
and husband for me.
372
00:12:57,058 --> 00:13:00,511
Yes, I can do all that.
373
00:13:00,545 --> 00:13:02,045
- What?
- I'll be there for you.
374
00:13:02,063 --> 00:13:03,647
You and me, forever.
375
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,683
Let's get married.
376
00:13:05,717 --> 00:13:06,717
(Screams)
377
00:13:06,735 --> 00:13:08,235
Oh, my God!
378
00:13:08,269 --> 00:13:11,138
Oh, my God!
(Laughs)
379
00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:12,323
No?
380
00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:17,778
What the hell
was that?! Oh!
381
00:13:17,812 --> 00:13:19,913
What? What's wrong?
You said you wanted a husband!
382
00:13:19,948 --> 00:13:21,498
I was talking about Chad.
383
00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:23,784
Chad? Chad?! That guy...
384
00:13:23,818 --> 00:13:25,819
- Hey.
- ...is suddenly right here.
385
00:13:25,837 --> 00:13:27,538
I heard yelling.
Is everything okay?
386
00:13:27,572 --> 00:13:29,022
Yeah.
387
00:13:29,057 --> 00:13:30,874
A bird flew into the window.
388
00:13:30,925 --> 00:13:32,709
- Just now?
- We should check on that.
389
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:36,046
Yeah, and I should
appreciate it.
390
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:45,689
How is the game going?
391
00:13:45,723 --> 00:13:47,107
- Oh, it's great!
- So much fun!
392
00:13:47,141 --> 00:13:48,525
She's such a little darling.
393
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:49,943
I love my cool aunt Chloe!
394
00:13:49,978 --> 00:13:51,228
What a smart little head!
395
00:13:55,984 --> 00:13:58,952
Never touch my hair again.
396
00:14:00,872 --> 00:14:02,739
I know I messed up
in the past, a lot.
397
00:14:02,790 --> 00:14:04,024
You don't even know about
398
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,709
the underground
Estonian dog circus.
399
00:14:05,743 --> 00:14:06,877
But I love Piper.
400
00:14:06,911 --> 00:14:08,562
Piper loves me!
401
00:14:08,596 --> 00:14:10,030
And there is more
to being a father
402
00:14:10,048 --> 00:14:11,873
than just making a girl laugh.
403
00:14:13,585 --> 00:14:16,103
Do you really expect me
to believe that?
404
00:14:16,137 --> 00:14:17,220
Yes!
405
00:14:17,255 --> 00:14:20,207
So... partners?
406
00:14:20,241 --> 00:14:21,341
Partners.
407
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:23,343
Fantastic!
(Chuckles)
408
00:14:23,377 --> 00:14:25,679
Of course,
it'll be a big pay cut.
409
00:14:25,713 --> 00:14:27,898
Right.
410
00:14:27,932 --> 00:14:31,868
Well, ah, look...
Money's not important.
411
00:14:31,903 --> 00:14:33,720
And you'll be off
the circuit in terms of awards
412
00:14:33,755 --> 00:14:35,205
and medical journals.
413
00:14:35,239 --> 00:14:37,574
It's never been about
prestige for me.
414
00:14:37,609 --> 00:14:39,576
On the bright side, Henry,
you're gonna get to spend
415
00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:40,928
so much more time
with your patients.
416
00:14:40,962 --> 00:14:43,630
It's my favorite part.
417
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:44,798
Especially the elderly.
418
00:14:44,832 --> 00:14:47,200
They can go on and on
if you give 'em a chance.
419
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,169
Well, I love the idea
of using my skills
420
00:14:49,203 --> 00:14:51,722
on people who aren't gonna be
around in ten years anyway.
421
00:14:51,756 --> 00:14:55,241
Okay, okay, sorry.
You know, this is a good thing.
422
00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:56,543
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
423
00:14:56,578 --> 00:14:57,794
I'm glad to hear it.
424
00:14:57,845 --> 00:14:59,596
And I really appreciate
your honesty
425
00:14:59,631 --> 00:15:01,265
and your openness
to herbal medicine.
426
00:15:01,299 --> 00:15:03,717
Thank you. Wait.
427
00:15:11,726 --> 00:15:13,977
What kind of doctor are you?!
428
00:15:14,028 --> 00:15:16,613
Checkmate! Yes!
429
00:15:16,648 --> 00:15:19,199
Yes, yes!
430
00:15:19,233 --> 00:15:20,767
You did really well!
431
00:15:20,785 --> 00:15:23,253
You're very smart.
Great job.
432
00:15:23,288 --> 00:15:25,038
Wait. Did you let me win?
433
00:15:25,073 --> 00:15:26,556
Definitely not.
434
00:15:26,591 --> 00:15:30,177
You beat me fair and square.
Nice going, champ.
435
00:15:30,211 --> 00:15:33,246
You did. I went
oh-for-three against you?
436
00:15:33,281 --> 00:15:36,108
You're like a smaller,
tanner version of me.
437
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,514
How did this happen?
438
00:15:37,549 --> 00:15:39,237
You kept making
the same mistakes.
439
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,283
I'm sure there's
some symbolism there.
440
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:42,839
I'm Piper's dad.
441
00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:45,258
Hannah, don't you think that
she deserves a whole family?
442
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,727
She has a whole family.
443
00:15:46,761 --> 00:15:48,294
Oh, Chad? Really? Chad?
444
00:15:48,313 --> 00:15:50,097
You know what "Chad" stands for?
445
00:15:50,131 --> 00:15:53,633
Chad-substitute...
446
00:15:53,651 --> 00:15:54,651
Substitute dad.
447
00:15:54,686 --> 00:15:55,686
Substitute Chad-dad!
448
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,587
Hold on.
Let me get this.
449
00:15:57,622 --> 00:15:59,656
C-H-A-D.
450
00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:04,544
Could never... have been...
A good dad...
451
00:16:04,579 --> 00:16:05,946
Dad.
452
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:09,816
Can't... hinder...
453
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:15,015
a... dol... dolphin.
454
00:16:15,789 --> 00:16:17,323
I specialize
in naturopathic medicine.
455
00:16:17,358 --> 00:16:18,324
I thought you knew that.
456
00:16:18,359 --> 00:16:19,325
You're a naturopathic doctor?
457
00:16:19,343 --> 00:16:21,160
That's right. An N.D.
458
00:16:21,178 --> 00:16:23,513
Yeah, I mean, it's not
anything extreme.
459
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,215
I just try to find
a natural approach to dealing...
460
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:26,382
You're an N.D.
An N.D.
461
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:27,634
I knew there had to be a catch.
462
00:16:27,668 --> 00:16:29,552
Wait.
What did you put on my hand?
463
00:16:29,603 --> 00:16:30,970
An herbal salve.
How does it feel?
464
00:16:31,004 --> 00:16:32,171
Like heaven on my knuckles.
465
00:16:32,189 --> 00:16:33,523
But that-that's irrelevant.
466
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,141
You're not a real doctor!
467
00:16:35,175 --> 00:16:36,726
I went to school
for two years, Henry.
468
00:16:36,777 --> 00:16:38,010
Two years?! Okay.
469
00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:40,530
Okay, Mr.-Mr. N.D.,
where did you go
470
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,282
to nedical school? Narvard?
471
00:16:42,316 --> 00:16:44,784
No? Was it Nale?
Uh, North Carolina?
472
00:16:44,818 --> 00:16:46,319
Okay, Henry, you seem
pretty stressed out.
473
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,037
I have some needles I can stick
in your face
474
00:16:48,072 --> 00:16:49,072
that'll help you with that.
475
00:16:49,106 --> 00:16:50,290
I have eight years of education
476
00:16:50,324 --> 00:16:51,624
plus residency,
because my profession...
477
00:16:51,659 --> 00:16:53,326
it's based in science.
478
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,078
Yours is all smoke and mirrors!
479
00:16:55,129 --> 00:16:56,212
Only for migraines.
480
00:16:56,247 --> 00:16:58,164
Look, look,
you're selling snake oil!
481
00:16:58,198 --> 00:16:59,499
That's for eczema.
It says it right there.
482
00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:01,301
Oh, come on. You're one step
above a chiropractor.
483
00:17:01,335 --> 00:17:02,719
You take that back, sir!
484
00:17:02,753 --> 00:17:05,037
This is why a balanced
life doesn't work.
485
00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:08,308
Because you end up becoming
an N.D. instead of an M.D.
486
00:17:08,342 --> 00:17:09,475
You end up with
someone else's family
487
00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:10,710
instead of starting your own.
488
00:17:10,728 --> 00:17:12,211
It's all half-assed!
489
00:17:12,229 --> 00:17:13,513
I am the best in my field.
490
00:17:13,547 --> 00:17:14,764
What is more important
than that?
491
00:17:14,815 --> 00:17:17,433
"Chiropractor."
492
00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:19,435
How dare you, sir?
493
00:17:21,071 --> 00:17:22,322
(Snickers)
494
00:17:22,356 --> 00:17:23,690
Just you wait.
495
00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:24,641
What?
496
00:17:24,675 --> 00:17:26,609
You are exactly like me
497
00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:28,361
when I was a kid...
everything's easy.
498
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:29,512
But guess what.
499
00:17:29,546 --> 00:17:31,364
That's only gonna
hurt you in the long run
500
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,116
because you haven't
learned how to lose.
501
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:36,736
And someday, something's
gonna be so hard for you,
502
00:17:36,754 --> 00:17:38,621
like it was for me,
and you're gonna have
503
00:17:38,672 --> 00:17:40,106
no frickin' idea what to do!
504
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:43,743
Okay. So how can I be
less like you?
505
00:17:44,261 --> 00:17:46,929
Aw... you want my advice?
506
00:17:46,963 --> 00:17:50,716
Well, if I could talk
to my younger self,
507
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,935
I would tell her,
don't worry so much
508
00:17:52,969 --> 00:17:54,270
about the stuff you're good at.
509
00:17:54,304 --> 00:17:55,304
Instead...
510
00:17:55,773 --> 00:17:58,024
Find something you're bad at.
511
00:17:58,058 --> 00:18:00,476
Like differential geometry?
512
00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:03,146
Finsler manifolds always
throw me for a loop.
513
00:18:03,197 --> 00:18:04,697
(Chuckles)
So to speak!
514
00:18:04,732 --> 00:18:07,367
No. Find something
you're really bad at.
515
00:18:07,401 --> 00:18:10,370
Like soccer or piano or...
516
00:18:10,404 --> 00:18:13,039
Dancing.
I'm a terrible dancer.
517
00:18:13,073 --> 00:18:15,441
Perfect. And what I would
tell her to do is...
518
00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:17,076
Stick with it, for years.
519
00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:18,244
And then I'll become
great at it!
520
00:18:18,278 --> 00:18:20,964
Never! No, especially
not at soccer.
521
00:18:20,998 --> 00:18:22,298
You'll look like
a four-eyed octopus
522
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,449
getting shock treatments
out there.
523
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:27,337
But what you will learn
is how to fail.
524
00:18:27,388 --> 00:18:29,305
And you'll learn
how to keep trying.
525
00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:32,976
And you'll learn that it's
okay to not always win.
526
00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:35,011
That's what I wish
someone had told me.
527
00:18:35,062 --> 00:18:36,629
Now, lucky for you,
528
00:18:36,647 --> 00:18:38,982
I happen to be an
excellent dancer.
529
00:18:39,016 --> 00:18:41,150
Follow my lead.
530
00:18:42,019 --> 00:18:43,403
(Humming)
531
00:18:43,437 --> 00:18:45,738
(Shrieks)
Oh! Oh!
532
00:18:45,773 --> 00:18:47,690
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
(Sobbing)
533
00:18:47,741 --> 00:18:48,775
Don't cry.
534
00:18:48,809 --> 00:18:50,076
Don't cry, don't cry.
535
00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:51,143
She's crying.
536
00:18:51,161 --> 00:18:53,413
Daddy!
(Sobbing)
537
00:18:53,447 --> 00:18:56,199
Daddy!
538
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:58,618
Okay, honey, okay, okay.
539
00:18:58,652 --> 00:19:00,203
Shh-shh-shh-shh.
It's okay.
540
00:19:00,254 --> 00:19:02,705
You. I got you.
It's okay.
541
00:19:02,756 --> 00:19:04,590
Okay, sweet angel,
what's the matter?
542
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:05,591
Hannah:
What happened?
543
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:08,211
Aunt Chloe hurt me!
544
00:19:08,262 --> 00:19:10,430
Aw. "Aunt Chloe."
545
00:19:11,665 --> 00:19:13,182
I think it's time to leave.
546
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,469
All:
Okay.
547
00:19:18,272 --> 00:19:20,356
Look, I get it.
548
00:19:20,391 --> 00:19:22,508
I'm not ready yet.
549
00:19:22,526 --> 00:19:26,979
But starting now, I'm gonna
get my life together,
550
00:19:27,013 --> 00:19:30,566
and someday...
551
00:19:30,617 --> 00:19:34,637
I hope I'll be able to earn
my place in this family.
552
00:19:34,671 --> 00:19:36,289
I promise.
553
00:19:36,323 --> 00:19:38,041
I hope you can do that, Jimmy.
554
00:19:38,075 --> 00:19:41,794
And if you can,
you're always welcome here.
555
00:19:45,049 --> 00:19:47,717
- Just never bring your
siblings again. - Ok.
556
00:19:49,236 --> 00:19:50,720
Thanks, guys.
557
00:19:50,771 --> 00:19:52,555
You made me look
like the responsible one.
558
00:19:52,606 --> 00:19:53,723
Hmm.
559
00:20:01,688 --> 00:20:04,124
"Appreciate the birds."
560
00:20:04,158 --> 00:20:05,792
I wonder what
dad was getting at.
561
00:20:05,826 --> 00:20:08,745
All I know is I have to be
back at work in eight hours.
562
00:20:08,796 --> 00:20:11,714
Which means I gotta get back
on the train in less than six.
563
00:20:11,749 --> 00:20:13,199
So much for my day off.
564
00:20:13,217 --> 00:20:16,219
(Scoffs)
N.D.
565
00:20:16,253 --> 00:20:17,637
Sorry we didn't help you, Jimmy.
566
00:20:17,671 --> 00:20:19,055
Mm-hmm.
567
00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:21,608
That's okay.
I'll get there.
568
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:25,428
I am sad about
one thing, though.
569
00:20:25,479 --> 00:20:27,097
It's like you said earlier.
570
00:20:27,148 --> 00:20:29,549
Because I'm such a screw-up...
571
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:31,518
Dad will never get to meet
his granddaughter.
572
00:20:33,387 --> 00:20:35,655
And even if I get
my life together,
573
00:20:35,689 --> 00:20:38,108
it'll always be too late
to change that.
574
00:20:39,693 --> 00:20:43,096
I'm so proud of her.
575
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:45,731
I wish he could have met her.
576
00:20:48,786 --> 00:20:50,120
Come on.
577
00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:05,685
Piper, Mr. Wooding's here
for your chess lesson!
578
00:21:08,639 --> 00:21:10,557
(Chuckles)
579
00:21:11,725 --> 00:21:13,610
(Chuckles)
580
00:21:15,613 --> 00:21:16,613
(Laughs)
581
00:21:16,647 --> 00:21:19,782
Hello, little one! Ah!
582
00:21:19,817 --> 00:21:21,484
Come on, Mr. Wooding,
let's play!
583
00:21:21,535 --> 00:21:22,785
Let's go!
584
00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:26,322
Oh, I know you like
reading and birds,
585
00:21:26,373 --> 00:21:28,625
so I got you this.
586
00:21:28,659 --> 00:21:29,626
Thank you!
587
00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:31,211
Can you guess my favorite?
588
00:21:34,448 --> 00:21:35,732
The piper.
589
00:21:35,766 --> 00:21:38,418
(Both chuckle)
590
00:21:38,452 --> 00:21:41,454
Okay, now, last time,
you just barely beat me
591
00:21:41,472 --> 00:21:43,289
using from's gambit.
592
00:21:43,307 --> 00:21:45,141
But I got something
up my sleeve.
593
00:21:45,176 --> 00:21:48,775
And I think I can stop
you with it. You ready?
594
00:21:50,747 --> 00:21:56,734
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