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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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♪Two... two, three...
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♪
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Mr. President. I found the TV remote.
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Good work, Sergeant. I'm
awarding you the purple heart.
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But I wasn't injured.
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Ow! [Screams]
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Well, enough governing.
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It's Saturday morning, damn it.
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Let's watch some cartoons.
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[Grunts]
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Announcer: It's time to fall into...
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The Futurama and Friends
Saturday Morning Fun Pit!
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Here comes Bendee-Boo
and the Mystery Crew!
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♪Bendee, Bendee-Boo,
what's wrong with you?
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♪You're such a lousy mascot.
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♪No one understands
a single word you say.
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♪Not even the jerk in the ascot.
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Rite my riny retal rass!
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[Owl hoots]
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[Repeated hooting]
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It sure was nice of your
nephew to invite us to
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his cloning lab here
in the repeating forest.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, like, here's a puzzler.
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How old are we on a scale of 14 to 32?
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[Laugh track plays]
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Did anyone else hear that weird laugh?
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It's spooky.
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It doesn't seem to correspond
to anything funny happening.
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I'll say.
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[Raucous laugh track plays]
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[Spooky music plays]
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Turn around.
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Go away.
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Do it now.
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Rikes!
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Splinkies! What was that?
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I don't know. It's a mystery.
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Like, I've got a bigger mystery.
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How am I going to
fill my hungry stomach?
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[Laugh track plays]
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Yeah. Where can we find
food here in the woods?
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How about that Kabuki Theater?
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Fry: Like, where there's a Kabuki
Theater, there's a concession stand.
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[Laugh track plays]
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Say, Fry, why do you
always have the munchies?
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And also your eyes are bloodshot, you're
paranoid, and the van has a skunky odor.
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Search me.
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No, don't. I'm carrying.
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[Chuckles] [Laugh track plays]
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[Spooky scream]
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[Screaming]
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[Laughing]
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I do enjoy a well-buttered floor.
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All: George Takei?
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Reorge rakei?
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Sorry to haunt you so effectively.
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I thought you kids were that dragon
ghost that's been spooking the town.
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Like, what's the story
with the Yakitori?
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Help yourselves.
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But I warn you, that
chicken is over a year old.
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[Laugh track plays]
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Why is the food in your
concession stand so old, Mr. Takei?
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You see, Amy, this used
to be the most popular
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Kabuki Theater in the
entire outskirts of town.
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But people stopped coming after they
built that darned basketball arena.
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[Spooky music plays]
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George Takei: Now everybody likes
basketball instead of Kabuki.
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It's an insult to my Japanese heritage.
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How so? This is America, not Japan.
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Maybe so. I'm not sure.
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Now, how many tickets
would you like for the show?
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Like, none. But thanks
for the yucky-tori.
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[Chuckles]
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Another grave insult to my ancestry.
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[Laugh track plays]
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[Doorbell rings]
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Nu?
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Is this the Professor's cloning lab?
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Cloning is a sin against nature!
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But yes. Follow me to the
Professor's cloning room.
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[Machine beeps, trills]
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You see, I'm his Butler.
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Ah, my Uncle Fry and his
mystery-solving friends.
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Perhaps you can make sense of the...
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What is it that's been
haunting us, Zoidberg?
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Ghost.
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[Screams]
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Now then, let me show you my lab.
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This is my cloning machine.
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This is where I keep
various lengths of wire.
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And those are the Harlem Globetrotters.
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- All: The Globetrotters?
- Bender: Ruh robe-rotters?
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What you doing wearing
an ascot, brother?
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I think it looks nice.
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[Laugh track plays]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...
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[Sputtering]
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[Laugh track plays]
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What are you Globetrotters doing here?
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We're in town for the big game.
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And we stopped by to help our friend,
the Professor, with his cloning machine.
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Just call me the clone
prince of basketball.
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[Laugh track plays]
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Like, it's basketball
superstar Larry Bird!
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Larry Bird, what are you doing here?
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Hi. This is Larry Bird calling.
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Listen, my Agent sent
me that cartoon script,
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and I've decided I don't want
to be involved in any way.
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[Beep]
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Nice to meet you, Larry Bird.
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Okay, let's clone us a
whole team of Larry Birds.
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Now we can practice for the big game.
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We figure, if we can beat five
Larry Birds, we can beat anybody.
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Cloning is wrong. It's wrong, I say!
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Oh, I just hope that mysterious dragon
ghost doesn't show up at the lab again.
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But why would a ghost want to stop
the Globetrotters from practicing?
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And against a team of clones, no less.
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Well, gang, it looks like we've got
more of the same mystery on our hands.
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[Thunder crashes]
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[Snoring]
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Like, the real mystery is how I'm
gonna get any sleep with all this noise.
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I need some air.
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[Screams]
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It's me, the dragon ghost.
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We met before.
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Like, yikes!
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[Crashing sound]
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[Laugh track plays]
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It's time to spring into action, gang.
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Okay...
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Rabbit goes around the tree...
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There.
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All right, it's time to get to
the bottom of what, at this point,
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can only be called a mystery.
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Let's split up.
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Eight of us will stay here with
this dragon trap the Professor built.
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Hermes: Meanwhile, Fry, Bendee,
you go look for the dragon.
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Like, you guys are terrible friends
for always sending us to our deaths.
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- I'm not going.
- Re reither!
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Would you do it for a Bendee Brew?
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Ro-kay.
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Ri'm a ralcoholic.
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[Laugh track plays]
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♪Yummy yummy yummy,
I got love in my tummy.
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♪And I feel like a-loving you.
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♪Love, you're such a sweet
thing. Good enough to eat thing.
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♪And that's just a-what I'm gonna do.
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♪Ooh, love to hold you.
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♪Ooh, love to kiss you.
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♪Ooh, love, I love it so.
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♪Ooh, love, I love it so.
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♪Ooh, love, you're sweeter.
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♪Sweeter than sugar.
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♪Ooh, love, I won't let you go...
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[Laugh track plays]
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All right, gang.
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I think we have all the clues we need
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to solve the mystery of
the haunted cloning machine.
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Only one person took issue
with the ethical ramifications
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of cloning and also had
access to this castle.
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The Butler, Dr. Zoidberg!
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Let's see who this
so-called Butler really is.
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Oops. Never mind.
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Here, take this.
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[Laugh track plays]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa... [sputtering]
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May he rest in peace.
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Hey, there's a dragon in this trap!
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Help. Help.
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Let's see who this
dragon ghost really is.
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All: George Takei?
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That's right.
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And I would never have gotten away with
it, regardless of you meddling kids.
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But, like, that dragon ghost
was hovering and translucent.
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Yes. You see, I used the
projector from my Kabuki Theater.
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But Kabuki Theaters
don't have a projector.
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Some do.
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It all makes sense.
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He knew that if he scared the Globetrotters
away from the big basketball game,
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disappointed fans would
flock to his Kabuki Theater.
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Of course!
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No, that's not why I did it.
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Then, like, why did you do it?
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I'm mentally ill.
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[Laugh track plays]
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[Crowd cheering]
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Thanks for helping solve the mystery.
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After practicing against five Larry
Birds, we're ready for anything.
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Announcer: And now,
introducing the opponents...
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Six Larry Birds!
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[Crowd cheers]
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[Laughing]
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Bendee-Bendee-Boo!
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[Crowd clamoring]
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What's all this ruckus?
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People live here, you know.
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Mr. President, our children are
fat and dumb, and we blame cartoons.
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It's time to get
government onto our backs.
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We demand you regulate
children's programming
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and force the writers to
shoehorn in helpful lessons.
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Fine, fine. Get off my lawn.
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I'll have Agnew put
in a call to Hollywood.
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[Grunting]
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All right, let's laugh and learn.
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Announcer: And now, the show that teaches
kids to eat right and have a good time...
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[Chuckling]: All while
tolerating others.
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This will shut up those whining hippies.
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Announcer: Stay tuned
for Purpleberry Pond...
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♪Purpleberry Pond is
fun for young and old.
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♪When healthy juicy
Purpleberries fill your bowl.
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♪We all get along and
we're happy and merry.
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I must get my hands on
those healthy Purpleberries.
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Bort.
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♪Of eating right we are very fond.
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♪When we eat together
on Purpleberry Pond...
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[Cheery music plays, birds chirp]
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Good morning, Princess Purpleberry.
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Isn't it a lovely morning?
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It's particularly purp-tacular.
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It's pur-practically
pur-perfect.
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It's funny how we never get
tired of the word purple.
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Never.
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And it's all thanks to a balanced diet,
composed of nothing but Purpleberries.
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I must get my hands on
those healthy Purpleberries.
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Bort.
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Announcer: Purpleberry Pond will
return. After these messages...
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Hey, Mickey, you seem kind of down.
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You should try some
sugar-blasted Purpleberry Puffs.
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My sugar-blasted Purpleberries are
triple-soaked in maple-flavored syrup
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to start your day with purple power.
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And the leftover milk
looks like Purpleberry Pond.
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Ah!
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Announcer: Purpleberry
Puffs are the sweetest part.
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Of your complete breakfast,
along with juice, toast, ham,
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eggs, bacon, milk, cheese, liver,
waffles and a big horse vitamin.
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And now, back to our show.
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♪Healthy, healthy, healthy, healthy.
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♪Purpleberries are.
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♪Eat Purpleberries
and you'll be a star.
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Look, a new purp-son is
coming to Purpleberry Pond.
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[Horse neighs]
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Announcing Lord Loquat.
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I wonder what shade of purple he'll be.
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[All gasp]
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Greetings, Princess Purpleberry.
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I am Lord Loquat, your new neighbor.
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You're coming to live here?
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There goes the purple-hood.
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[Pot smashes]
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You're different, and I don't like you.
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Wait, it doesn't matter
the color of your berries.
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After all, it takes two
colors to make a rainbow.
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Shucks, I never thought of it that way.
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Sorry, cheddar head.
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♪Look up high where the rainbow bends.
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♪Orange and purple are
the best of friends...
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I must get my hands on
those healthy Purpleberries.
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Bort.
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Professor: And Orangeberries.
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Announcer: We'll be back
after these messages...
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Mom, why is there orange
in my Purpleberry Puffs?
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As an active mom, I
care about these things.
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I'll check the box
while you start eating.
266
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Now my sugar-blasted Purpleberry Puffs
have Loquat-flavored Orangeberries.
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Two colors?
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Wow.
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[Burping]: Bort.
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It's a small part of
this girl's breakfast.
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[Yells]
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[Both laughing] [Gurgling milk]
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[Laughing]
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Bort?
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I have a plan to get my
hands on those Purpleberries
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with new Loquat-flavored Orangeberries.
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Soon I will have an important
part of a complete breakfast.
278
00:14:10,942 --> 00:14:12,359
Oh, no.
279
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:16,920
The Berry Burglar
fired his snowball bomb.
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The snow will destroy
the Purpleberry crop.
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Wait, it's not snow.
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It's sugar.
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All: Yay!
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New sugar-frosted,
sugar-blasted Purpleberry Puffs.
285
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You can really see the sugar.
286
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I don't know which I like more...
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Original or type two.
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Announcer: And now, back to our show...
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Curses, I didn't get my hands
on those healthy Purpleberries.
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But next time, by gosh, I'll get my
hands on those healthy Purpleberries.
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Bort.
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Will the Berry Burglar never learn?
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Probably not, but we did.
294
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We learned that no matter
whether we're purple or orange...
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Or new Polkaberry. [Honks horn]
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Good nutrition is just a bowl away.
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♪You know you want to try it.
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♪So tell your mom to buy it...
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Buy Purpleberry Puffs cereal.
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All: Buy! Buy! Buy!
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Bye-bye.
302
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Announcer: We'll be back
with more commercials.
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After these important messages.
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Aah!
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Go, me!
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♪They fight for the heck of it.
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♪Because they like
to, here comes G.I. Zapp.
308
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G.I. Zapp, G.I. Zapp!
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Announcer: G.I. Zapp is the
code name. For an elite group
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of heavily armed mercenaries,
eager to murder the enemy.
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Regardless of the
cost in innocent lives.
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Ah, here we go.
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No one can complain about
this patriotic dreck.
314
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[Mob clamoring outside]
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[Grunting]
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What's that... a rock?
317
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I hate rocks.
318
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[All clamoring]
319
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What do you stupid voters want now?
320
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What possible objection could you
have to the G.I. Zapp cartoon?
321
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,980
Man: It's too violent!
322
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Ooh, very well.
323
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As leader of the free
world, it is my solemn duty
324
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to put an end to cartoon violence.
325
00:16:40,346 --> 00:16:42,430
I'll have to reedit the program.
326
00:16:42,431 --> 00:16:46,535
Rosemary, have we got any
type of machinery to edit tape?
327
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Oh, you know we do.
328
00:16:53,073 --> 00:16:56,793
Time for Dickie to get tricky.
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♪G.I. Zapp.
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G.I. Zapp, G.I. Zapp!
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Announcer: G.I Zapp is the code
name for an elite group of...
332
00:17:08,122 --> 00:17:10,301
Nixon: Patriotic
peacekeepers who rebuild
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schools with their
bullet-sucking vacuum tanks.
334
00:17:13,826 --> 00:17:15,064
That's what they are.
335
00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:17,686
Announcer: Today's
episode:. Operation throat...
336
00:17:17,687 --> 00:17:20,480
Nixon: Banana split...
337
00:17:20,481 --> 00:17:22,516
What the hell kind of plane is that?
338
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[Buckles click]
339
00:17:23,951 --> 00:17:25,652
Okay, G.I. Zapps.
340
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:28,476
Today's mission is to
parachute into Fort Weaponsworth
341
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and take back our shrapnel laser,
which was stolen by our sworn enemy.
342
00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:35,712
The terrorist group known as acronym.
343
00:17:35,713 --> 00:17:36,713
[Printer buzzing]
344
00:17:36,714 --> 00:17:40,250
Kif: Acronym. A criminal
regiment of nasty young men.
345
00:17:40,251 --> 00:17:46,071
Nixon: Oh, that's clever...
I'll leave that the way it is.
346
00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:50,093
[Laughs]
347
00:17:50,094 --> 00:17:54,931
I'll show those G.I Zapps once and for
all when I fire this surface-to-air...
348
00:17:54,932 --> 00:17:56,399
Nixon: Warning shot...
349
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,756
Excellent plan, Profestro.
350
00:17:58,757 --> 00:18:00,615
That'll blow them straight to h...
351
00:18:00,616 --> 00:18:01,834
Nixon: Church...
352
00:18:01,835 --> 00:18:04,415
[Motor rumbles]
353
00:18:05,609 --> 00:18:08,549
[Propellers whirring]
354
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:11,357
Sound off as you jump.
355
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,526
Freezer burn!
356
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,073
Nutcracker!
357
00:18:15,074 --> 00:18:17,780
Nixon: That's no name for a
woman... let's just call her Pat.
358
00:18:17,781 --> 00:18:18,765
Waterboard!
359
00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:20,021
Nixon: Helpful Johnny...
360
00:18:20,022 --> 00:18:21,065
Boxcutter!
361
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,102
Nixon: Powder puff...
362
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:23,736
Orphan crippler!
363
00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:26,677
Nixon: Nah... pass...
364
00:18:27,908 --> 00:18:29,457
[Missile roars]
365
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:30,876
Incoming surface-to-air mi...
366
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,161
Nixon: Telegram!.
367
00:18:32,162 --> 00:18:34,580
Pilot, is your parachute
packed and ready?
368
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,581
Yes, Sir.
369
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:39,122
Good, because I forgot mine.
370
00:18:41,383 --> 00:18:43,963
Kif: Mayday! Mayday! Tell my wife...
371
00:18:43,964 --> 00:18:47,864
Nixon: I'll be home for dinner...
372
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,808
I, uh... landed the plane safely
373
00:18:51,809 --> 00:18:54,176
next to this naturally
occurring fireball.
374
00:18:54,177 --> 00:18:56,259
At Disneyland.
375
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,960
Hi, Tinker Bell.
376
00:19:05,485 --> 00:19:06,852
Ready...
377
00:19:06,853 --> 00:19:07,900
Aim...
378
00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:10,661
Nixon: Negotiate...
379
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,415
[Grunts]
380
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:22,001
Nixon: Uh, here comes a water balloon...
381
00:19:22,002 --> 00:19:23,286
[Men groaning]
382
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,288
That's quite a splash.
383
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,622
[Screams]
384
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:28,841
Uh... beam me up, Scotty.
385
00:19:28,842 --> 00:19:29,842
[Grunts]
386
00:19:29,843 --> 00:19:30,960
[Screams]
387
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,781
Yay! I caught it.
388
00:19:36,290 --> 00:19:37,122
[Yelps]
389
00:19:37,123 --> 00:19:38,968
I'm hit. Oh, God, it h...
390
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,609
Nixon: Tickles...
391
00:19:43,011 --> 00:19:45,305
Oh, no. Freezer burn is...
392
00:19:45,306 --> 00:19:46,567
Nixon: Sleeping...
393
00:19:46,568 --> 00:19:48,527
I will avenge him, you heartless...
394
00:19:48,528 --> 00:19:50,073
Nixon: Bastards!.
395
00:19:50,074 --> 00:19:51,985
It's okay if I say it.
396
00:19:51,986 --> 00:19:54,140
[Leela grunts] [Soldier groaning]
397
00:19:54,141 --> 00:19:56,689
Nixon: Just measuring
you. For a new hat...
398
00:19:56,690 --> 00:20:00,110
Three, four, cha-cha-cha.
399
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:03,242
Find that apple. It's
down there somewhere.
400
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,244
[Clanking, whirring]
401
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,825
[Motor revving]
402
00:20:10,717 --> 00:20:11,834
[Screams]
403
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,715
[Screaming, gunfire]
404
00:20:14,831 --> 00:20:17,033
That's it, I'm pulling the plug.
405
00:20:17,034 --> 00:20:19,141
Agnew, cut to the PSA.
406
00:20:19,142 --> 00:20:20,343
[Grunts loudly]
407
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,011
[Static]
408
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,229
Give me the ball!
409
00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:25,097
No, give me. The ball.
410
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,462
I know, let's fight for it.
411
00:20:27,463 --> 00:20:30,523
[Grunting and yelling]
412
00:20:30,786 --> 00:20:32,445
Now, hold on there, boys.
413
00:20:32,446 --> 00:20:34,759
Violence never solved anything.
414
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,170
Then how do we decide who gets the ball?
415
00:20:37,171 --> 00:20:39,918
Agnew, show them.
416
00:20:39,919 --> 00:20:41,851
[Grunts loudly]
417
00:20:41,852 --> 00:20:44,752
There how do you like
your stupid ball now?
418
00:20:44,753 --> 00:20:46,389
[Laughing]
419
00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:48,490
[Crying]
420
00:20:53,477 --> 00:20:57,271
That concludes the Futurama and
Friends Saturday Morning Fun Pit!
421
00:20:57,272 --> 00:20:59,899
Now stay tuned for six hours of golf.
422
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,992
[Grunts]
423
00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:07,893
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