1 00:00:02,258 --> 00:00:04,538 The conference on the mound is breaking up. 2 00:00:04,539 --> 00:00:07,507 And it looks like Kasso's gonna stick with Zach Harvin 3 00:00:07,542 --> 00:00:11,511 - to finish this one out. - Zach Harvin's one out 4 00:00:11,546 --> 00:00:13,279 away from notching his minor-league-leading 30th save, 5 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:14,581 but it looks like he's on empty, Jared. 6 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:17,250 - I'm not sure, skip. - Peter. It's Peter. 7 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:18,652 You know, skip, what I really like about those uniforms... 8 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,620 the blue it brings out in Zach Harvin's eyes. 9 00:00:20,655 --> 00:00:22,664 Take a look at those eyes. It makes you swim around in them, 10 00:00:22,699 --> 00:00:23,757 maybe take a home-run lap in them. 11 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:24,924 - Dude. Dude, please. - What? 12 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:27,894 Hey! Anybody know the Heimlich?! 'Cause Harvin's about to choke! 13 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:30,230 - That's the Heckler. - You see what I'm talking about? 14 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:31,431 - Zachary! - Yeah. 15 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:32,532 Yeah. We see it. 16 00:00:32,567 --> 00:00:34,735 Come on. His eyes? 17 00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:36,570 You're the play-by-play. I'm the color commentator. 18 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,739 Color commentator doesn't mean you commentate 19 00:00:38,773 --> 00:00:40,540 - on the color of his eyes. - I comment on the color. 20 00:00:40,575 --> 00:00:42,409 - Oh! Oh! - I got it. Right here. 21 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:44,578 - Aah! Thank you. - Hey. Whoa. 22 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:45,879 Right here. I never got one. 23 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:47,681 Never got one. You could make my day. 24 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,282 Please? This could be the day I... 25 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:51,752 - That's it. It's his turn. - Thank you. Thank you. 26 00:00:51,786 --> 00:00:53,754 I get the ball. I get the ball. 27 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:58,992 High and tight, low and away, then let's go get a beer! 28 00:00:59,026 --> 00:01:01,294 Hey, Zach! Zachary! 29 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:03,229 I got your mom on the phone. She says number 2 30 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:05,965 is about to take you deeper than a Chilean miner! 31 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,668 That doesn't even make sense. 32 00:01:08,703 --> 00:01:10,404 What does a Chilean miner and his mother... 33 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:13,306 I'll tell you, if someone doesn't shut this guy up, I will. 34 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:19,880 And that ball is driven deep to right. 35 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,281 - Going, going, gone! - Ohh. 36 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:23,283 Oh, yeah! Get out of here! 37 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:25,886 Stars lose, and Zach Harvin blows the save. 38 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,421 I get it. I get it. 39 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,692 Oh! Whoo! 40 00:01:32,727 --> 00:01:36,496 You suck 11 different cow teats. That's how badly you suck. 41 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:39,733 You know, people come to Stars games to have fun, be happy. 42 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:40,934 Saturday night we're letting the little kids 43 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:42,869 ride sheep bucking-bronc style. 44 00:01:42,904 --> 00:01:45,826 Sheep rides? But, look, as your attorney, I got to tell you, 45 00:01:45,861 --> 00:01:47,424 if you don't let the adults ride the sheep, 46 00:01:47,459 --> 00:01:48,542 you could be opening yourself up 47 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:50,276 - for a major discrimination lawsuit. - Major. 48 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,612 I'll risk it. 49 00:01:52,647 --> 00:01:53,947 Now, could we, uh, focus on the matter at hand? 50 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:56,015 You have anti-obscenity rules here, don't you? 51 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,951 Yeah, but he's never really obscene. 52 00:01:58,018 --> 00:02:00,787 Good thing about baseball... it's become a world international sport. 53 00:02:02,056 --> 00:02:04,290 So, what's obscene about that? 54 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,826 Nothing here, but in Spain, Portugal, 55 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,727 and parts of the Baltic, you just called Zach's mom a whore. 56 00:02:07,762 --> 00:02:09,796 - What? - I would say that qualifies as obscene 57 00:02:09,831 --> 00:02:12,532 in a multi-ethnic, family-friendly stadium. 58 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:14,033 No. No. There's no way. 59 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:16,670 Okay. You know what, guys? I got rights. 60 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:19,156 Well, it says on your ticket that the stadium reserves 61 00:02:19,157 --> 00:02:21,608 the right to eject anyone using obscene gestures. 62 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:22,943 Yeah, go ahead. Get him out of here. 63 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:25,512 - Okay. - You know what? We are not done. 64 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,914 Thanks, guys. I'm glad he won't be here 65 00:02:27,949 --> 00:02:30,617 for the second game of the doubleheader. 66 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:31,885 - Yeah. - We're closers. 67 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:34,621 Oh, oh. Got anybody on the, uh, old D.L.? 68 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,322 What is that... your golf swing? 69 00:02:38,793 --> 00:02:41,761 what's wrong, buddy? We rocked that. 70 00:02:41,796 --> 00:02:44,664 Excuse me. Charlie's got her second interview in San Francisco. 71 00:02:44,699 --> 00:02:46,666 Why don't you just tell her not to take it? 72 00:02:46,701 --> 00:02:49,435 I can't. I can't tell her to stay. 73 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,337 Nothing like women trouble, if you ask me. 74 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:52,739 I've been there. 75 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:54,674 Hey, can you, uh, push 11, there, partner? 76 00:02:54,709 --> 00:02:56,977 - Oh, no, we're, uh... we're already going there. - Oh. 77 00:02:57,011 --> 00:03:00,446 - You're headed up to Infeld/Daniels/King? - Yes, sir. 78 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:02,749 Going up to see Rachel King. Y'all know her? 79 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,719 Yes, sir. Got the scars to prove it. Yeah. 80 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:08,454 She the woman troubles you're talking about? 81 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:11,758 Yeah, but not the way you mean it. She's my baby sister. 82 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:14,861 Yeah, that's right. 83 00:03:14,896 --> 00:03:17,564 That is unbelievable! 84 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,599 I should have never told you. Ray gun's gonna kill me. 85 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:21,467 You never told us you were 86 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:24,538 A teen beauty pageant winner, Ray gun. 87 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:28,942 - Hugh. No call? - You might have said you were busy. 88 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,744 Oh! 89 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:33,013 "Infeld, Daniels, King"? 90 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,714 - Last? - I bat cleanup. 91 00:03:34,749 --> 00:03:37,584 Third's not cleanup. We're the baseball experts. 92 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:39,705 and it looks like we're playing both ends of the doubleheader. 93 00:03:39,740 --> 00:03:40,854 We're needed back at the stadium. 94 00:03:40,922 --> 00:03:42,488 - We got that clown thrown out. - Maybe not. 95 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:45,058 Mandy. Mandy. I... says it's urgent. 96 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,928 All right, before I go, just tell me what your talent was. 97 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:50,496 Line dancing? Pole dancing? 98 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,566 Yodeling? Say it was yodeling. Hey. 99 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,901 Okay, tell you what. Say nothing if it was yodeling. 100 00:03:54,936 --> 00:03:57,571 It was yodeling, wasn't it? Yodeler! 101 00:03:57,605 --> 00:04:00,406 ♪ Ray gun loves to yodel ♪ 102 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:05,566 sync & correction by f1nc0 Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne ~ addic7ed.com ~ 103 00:04:06,281 --> 00:04:09,249 ♪ Ooh, what a mixture ♪ 104 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:12,419 ♪ such a vivid picture ♪ 105 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,721 ♪ ooh, what a mixture ♪ 106 00:04:14,856 --> 00:04:16,873 ♪ if I must say so myself ♪ 107 00:04:17,098 --> 00:04:20,098 3x07 Control 108 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:25,732 Pascoe ag is taking over the whole valley. 109 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,902 Parkers sold their place. Hargraves sold theirs. 110 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:31,805 What the hell, sis? This guy's a communist. 111 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:35,475 I bill at $800 an hour, Hugh. And since you're not paying... 112 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,811 Well, I bought what was supposed to be 113 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:40,647 grade-"A" champion bull semen from Pascoe AG. 114 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:42,181 And what I had to pay for the damn stuff, 115 00:04:42,216 --> 00:04:43,850 you would have thought that the calves 116 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:45,685 would have come out slam-dunking a basketball. 117 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,954 But instead they were skinny and worthless. 118 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:50,824 So I contacted Pascoe, and they told me that I must have 119 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:53,159 inseminated the cows wrong and ruined the semen, 120 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:55,161 - which is a bunch of bull. - Ruined semen? 121 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:57,931 You couldn't have an Alabama lawyer try this case? 122 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,899 I do have an Alabama lawyer. You. 123 00:04:59,934 --> 00:05:01,935 King family's got to stick together, right? 124 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,638 Other than indignation and those same ugly boots 125 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:06,906 you've been wearing since the '80s, what do you have? 126 00:05:06,941 --> 00:05:09,876 Well, I got a paper trail about a half-mile long 127 00:05:09,944 --> 00:05:11,645 and a veterinarian who will swear 128 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:16,149 - that we inseminated the cows correctly. - Fine. 129 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:19,519 "Fine" as... you'll take the case? 130 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,921 King family sticks together, right? 131 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:26,526 - Don't. - Don't what? 132 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:28,695 Think about the Taft-Grant championship of '97. 133 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:30,496 Don't do it. It'll drive you crazy. 134 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,498 - There were scouts at that game. - I know. 135 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:33,967 You know what my box score was? 136 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,835 Dude, it was 15 years ago. How am I supposed to remember? 137 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:38,872 0 for 5. I went 0 for 5. 138 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:41,841 Not to mention the two errors you had at shortstop. 139 00:05:41,876 --> 00:05:43,677 Yeah, thanks. 140 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:46,046 Hey, guys. Mandy? 141 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,014 Hey, yeah. Mike Dixon, the owner, gave me your number. 142 00:05:48,049 --> 00:05:50,717 - Jared Franklin, Peter Bash. - What's going on? 143 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,519 What's going on is I gacked. I coughed it up again. 144 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:56,022 - Zach, come on. - I threw a fastball to Molina. 145 00:05:56,057 --> 00:05:57,223 That's all he can hit. 146 00:05:57,291 --> 00:06:00,827 I'm an idiot. I cost us both games. 147 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,962 Collins could have helped you with that fly ball to center. 148 00:06:02,997 --> 00:06:05,899 Yeah, with a jet pack, maybe. That ball was smoked. 149 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:07,701 Thanks, Mandy. 150 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,102 He's in a slump. He'll pull out. 151 00:06:09,170 --> 00:06:10,704 He needs to do it right now. 152 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:12,205 There's only three games left in the season. 153 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:14,640 And Zach was looking at a September call-up to the show. 154 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,976 - "Was"? - I've been announcing a lot of Stars baseball, 155 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,112 and I'm telling you guys, Zach had the goods 156 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,681 to make it in the bigs until that Heckler showed up. 157 00:06:21,716 --> 00:06:23,850 Well, the Hecklers in the majors are a lot worse. 158 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,685 Wait till he goes to Philly. 159 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:29,222 Yeah, Zach knows that, but this guy is beyond obnoxious. 160 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,524 - Yeah, but we had the Heckler thrown out of the stadium. - Yeah. 161 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,894 I know. But he's back. 162 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,796 - He is hanging out over there. - Where? 163 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:39,065 There's heckling, and then there's harassment. 164 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:41,634 This guy isn't a fan. He isn't even a Heckler. 165 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,002 But he might be a stalker. 166 00:06:43,037 --> 00:06:44,670 Well, that would help us. Can you prove it? 167 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,305 No. There's been a lot of late-night hang-ups. 168 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:49,275 And one time he parked his R.V. outside of Zach's apartment 169 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,277 and started blasting that stadium anthem song... 170 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:53,213 you know, "na na hey hey kiss him goodbye." 171 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:55,715 - Steam. Awesome track. - Mm. 172 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:58,084 - Oh, man. Now that's in my head. - Yeah, I know. 173 00:06:58,152 --> 00:07:00,653 All right, we'll take the case, see if we can get 174 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,822 a restraining order, make him have to move the R.V. 175 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,124 But I got to tell you, I don't know 176 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,591 if we're helping Zach in the long run. 177 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:06,993 He's got to toughen up mentally. 178 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,929 Attention, young lawyers in love! The verdict is in! 179 00:07:09,964 --> 00:07:13,366 Teddy Lazlo, 1, Ren & Stimpy, 1! 180 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,701 Tie ballgame! Looks like we're going into extra innings! 181 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:19,272 You want to play, or you gonna take your tiny balls and go home? 182 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:23,877 - I hate this guy. - Let's do this. 183 00:07:28,247 --> 00:07:32,217 So, Teddy Lazlo, we meet again. 184 00:07:32,251 --> 00:07:34,687 Man, you've got a big head. 185 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:37,756 Either that or it's bobblehead night. Heh. 186 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:41,226 I got to... bobblehead night. 187 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:42,695 Stand-up comedian. 188 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:45,230 I tend to do the big-head jokes around here. 189 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:47,600 Look, we realize you're having a good time and all, but, uh... 190 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,703 Why don't you lay off Zach Harvin? He's just doing his job. 191 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:55,574 - Yeah. No. - You really hate the Stars that much? 192 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,610 No. I really like the Montclair Mongoose. 193 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,588 - They're not even playing. - They're the Stars' archrival, 194 00:07:59,673 --> 00:08:01,296 and they're a game out of the playoffs. 195 00:08:01,394 --> 00:08:03,649 Zach has a couple more outings like that, and the goose are loose! 196 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:05,985 You're not gonna record that? 197 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,920 Already did. Patent pending. 198 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:11,556 - Excuse us a minute. - Hey, knock yourselves out. Seriously. 199 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:13,892 Although with that big head of yours, it might take some doing. 200 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:18,631 - Okay. Well... - This guy's a problem. 201 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,100 He's that one fan who could actually help his team. 202 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,668 How about if we bribe him? 203 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:24,269 Offer him a couple bucks, he takes off. 204 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:26,939 Attention, young lawyers! Actually, not so young. 205 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,607 I'm using this megaphone 206 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,175 'cause you're having a hard time hearing me. 207 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:33,145 I'm gonna sit here, work on my base tan, 208 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,681 cook brats on my hibachi, and enjoy America, 209 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:39,018 and help the Mongoose win by heckling that guy. 210 00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:53,766 Judge Dinsdale. 211 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:57,202 Oh. Your uncle says you have a decent golf game. 212 00:08:57,236 --> 00:09:00,572 Stanton and I need a fourth 213 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,375 for a charity tournament out at Sawbridge this weekend. 214 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:04,943 Stanton didn't mention anything, 215 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,145 but I am always happy to help with charity. 216 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,846 What's the cause? 217 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,282 Somebody starving somewhere. Africa, probably. 218 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,985 But this is really about my golf game, 219 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:16,655 which is about to become much, much more important to me 220 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,692 and possibly to you, too, if you know what I mean. 221 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,627 I think I do, sir. Thank you. 222 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:26,665 Oh. Meet me at the Sawbridge range this afternoon. 223 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:29,201 - We'll hit a few balls. - Absolutely. I'll be there. 224 00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:34,106 "Honorable." 225 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:49,088 If this Heckler's not a public nuisance, 226 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,189 we got to figure out another way to shut him down. 227 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,958 Hey. So, how's the case going? 228 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:55,027 It's tricky, but, uh, we're working on it. 229 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:59,031 I envy you boys in the trenches, slugging it out in court. 230 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:02,067 You know, my foundation, it's a wonderful distraction, 231 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,903 but I do miss the creak of the boards, 232 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,072 the smell of greasepaint. 233 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:11,810 Theater. You know, a well-argued legal motion 234 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,412 is very like a perfectly executed play. 235 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,249 You know, I worked my way through law school 236 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,953 - as a stagehand in London's west end. - Uh, sir, excuse me. 237 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:23,155 - The Heckler is a Mongoose fan, right? - Yeah. 238 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,790 They had a home game today. 239 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:26,225 Uh, actually, I hadn't quite finished 240 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,926 telling you the story about the west end. 241 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,996 We got to get Carmen to get more info on this Teddy Lazlo and his R.V. 242 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:34,699 Yeah, Zach may have to pitch tomorrow, so we got to try to get an injunction. 243 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,201 You're gonna convince a judge that getting heckled 244 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:41,439 - is worthy of an injunction? - Yes. Yes, we are. 245 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,176 Sir, how would you like to get back onstage? 246 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:48,046 "Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more... 247 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:53,118 or close the wall up with our English dead." 248 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,021 - Hmm. - "Henry V." 249 00:10:57,523 --> 00:11:00,959 - Shakespeare? - Is that a "yes"? 250 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:05,531 - Yes... that is a "yes." - You didn't have to do 251 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:06,865 the "once more" thing, 'cause that just threw me. 252 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,201 Yes! Yes. 253 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,436 Hmm. 254 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:24,516 - Hi, neighbor. - Hi. Hi. Good. 255 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:25,884 Come on in. 256 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,419 Oh, I can't. I just came to drop him off. 257 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:30,989 Oh. Well, I'm sure that Pindar will be very happy 258 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,257 that the band is back together. 259 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,826 You sure you don't want to come in? 260 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,727 I can't. I have a million things to do. 261 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:37,896 - Okay. Yeah. - Oh, one thing, though. 262 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:42,301 Um, your loquat tree, it's been dropping fruit in my backyard, 263 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,970 and potential buyers are getting all their shoes messed up. 264 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,539 Yeah. Uh, I'll cut the branch. 265 00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:49,174 - Please. Thank you. - Yeah. All right. 266 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,375 - Okay, cool. - Okay. All right. 267 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:54,112 - I-I'll see you? I'll call you. - Yes. Sure. Okay. 268 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:57,115 Okay, great. Thanks for this. 269 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,990 Insemination isn't just about the inseminating. 270 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,525 It's also about the storage of the semen. 271 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,329 The semen was stored in a liquid-Nitrogen tank. 272 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,998 I've inseminated dozens of cows at the Kings' ranch 273 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,934 since I graduated from cornell college of veterinary medicine. 274 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,237 The ranch did nothing wrong. 275 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,940 Good enough to get it to a jury. Motion to dismiss denied. 276 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,108 Mr. King, do you have any remaining semen 277 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:26,879 - from the lot you were sold? - I do, ma'am. 278 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,580 I want the semen lot numbers traced and tested. 279 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:35,854 Your honor, that is why Zach Harvin 280 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:39,157 deserves an injunction protecting him from Teddy Lazlo. 281 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:44,029 - Mr. Beraka? - An injunction against a fan cheering? 282 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:46,331 How about an injunction against apple pie and America? 283 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,933 Nice rug! 284 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,102 Not you, your honor! You, counselor! 285 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,871 I'm not wearing... where's that coming from? 286 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,040 How about an injunction against Teddy the Heckler 287 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,541 - from the poor chair he's sitting in? it's over here. 288 00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:58,543 That's cruel and unusual punishment! 289 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:00,412 Ha ha! Is that the best you got? 290 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:02,014 Still better than your stuff! 291 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,481 - Now, where's that coming from? - Down here. 292 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,517 - Mr. Infeld? - I have no idea, your honor. 293 00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:07,319 - I'm not a ventriloquist. no, over here. No. The other way. 294 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,291 I love doing this from here. 295 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,059 I might never go to court again. 296 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,327 Imagine what we could do to Pindar. 297 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,398 I know you must be perturbed, your honor... 298 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,333 ...with all this ruckus going on outside. 299 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,936 Hey, judge regal! I know what you're wearing under your robe! 300 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,537 Really? Naked under the robe. 301 00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,940 - That's where you're going with this? - Another robe! 302 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,342 That's how boring you are! Ha! 303 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:34,212 - Better. - I know I could barely do my job... 304 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,915 - ...with all this pandemonium going on. - Here I am. Nope. Nope. 305 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,451 - And, yes, your honor, it should be stopped. - No. Over here. No. The other way. 306 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,187 - In the same way that Zach Harvin's harassment - You're getting warm. You're getting warmer. 307 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:47,359 at the hands of Teddy the Heckler should be halted by injunction. 308 00:13:47,416 --> 00:13:49,461 How many bailiffs does it take to find us? 309 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,529 - Ha! Under penal code section 415, harassment... - Not enough! 310 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,365 You know, if you're trying to equate booing a baseball player... 311 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,533 Oh, no. Cold. Colder. The other way. No, no. 312 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,303 ...with what Franklin and Bash are doing in this courtroom today... 313 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,638 Franklin and who? Those don't even sound like real names! 314 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,241 Your honor, I-It's more than booing and jeering. 315 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,977 This is harassment. 316 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:08,313 And quite frankly, I think it goes beyond the pale. 317 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,116 You want beyond the pale? We'll show you beyond the pale! 318 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,151 Suck on this! You ready? 319 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:17,089 Hold, please! 320 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,491 I-I'm tapped. Carmen? 321 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:23,395 - Oh, I'm the getaway driver. - All right. 322 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,963 Hecklers rest! 323 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:28,033 Thank you. It's a valiant effort, Mr. Infeld. 324 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,435 But this nonsense, while annoying, 325 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,405 in no way affects my ability to do my job. 326 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,173 Are you certain, your honor? 327 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:39,011 Because I-I see the veins in your neck. They're... they're beginning to throb. 328 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:43,015 Fan passion bordering on Vitriol is as old as the game, 329 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:46,184 so tell your client to get his panties out of a wad 330 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,354 and play a little baseball. And your request for an injunction... 331 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,622 ...denied. 332 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:54,692 - Thank you. - Hello? 333 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,661 Goodbye! Leave a message! 334 00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:01,166 I think that went well. I think they get the picture. 335 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,035 - Uh, we should go. - Watch where you're going. 336 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,003 - Watch where you're going. - Oh, I am! I am! 337 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,005 - You're going backwards. - Go that way. Okay. 338 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,408 - I'm on it. I'm on it. - Go, go. Right there. North! 339 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,123 Ha! 340 00:15:29,158 --> 00:15:31,125 I can see why you want to do more of this. 341 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:34,062 - Oh, yeah? - It's meditative. 342 00:15:34,096 --> 00:15:36,430 After all those years on the bench, you deserve a break. 343 00:15:36,464 --> 00:15:39,133 It's no wonder Stanton didn't ask you to play. 344 00:15:39,168 --> 00:15:42,103 You have a very odd backswing. 345 00:15:42,137 --> 00:15:44,471 I-It works pretty well for me, your honor. 346 00:15:44,506 --> 00:15:48,076 And you hold your club like I hold my johnson. 347 00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:49,243 Is... is that a bad thing? 348 00:15:49,277 --> 00:15:52,180 I'm mean, I'm not familiar with how you hold your johnson, but... 349 00:15:52,214 --> 00:15:55,216 If I don't beat Millikin, it'll be another year 350 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:58,652 of him strutting around here like the cock of the walk. 351 00:16:00,689 --> 00:16:04,926 Millikin? This isn't about your retiring. 352 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,294 This is all about beating that guy Millikin? 353 00:16:07,329 --> 00:16:10,064 That's why golf's becoming more important to you? 354 00:16:17,372 --> 00:16:20,307 You know, I could make an origami swan 355 00:16:20,342 --> 00:16:23,277 in the time it takes you to pull your club back. 356 00:16:23,345 --> 00:16:26,080 Ohh! 357 00:16:30,518 --> 00:16:34,188 Oh! 358 00:16:34,223 --> 00:16:37,358 Can you fix that? I-I don't want to be out here 359 00:16:37,425 --> 00:16:39,360 playing "hit the ball and drag Karp." 360 00:16:40,629 --> 00:16:42,429 Good one, your honor. 361 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,470 I still can't believe we lost. 362 00:16:49,504 --> 00:16:52,439 Really? I'm always more surprised when we win. 363 00:16:53,242 --> 00:16:54,675 Oh, look who it is. Hey. 364 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:57,344 Solid getaway driving yesterday. 365 00:16:57,379 --> 00:16:59,580 - Thank you. - Best getaway-drive scene? 366 00:16:59,614 --> 00:17:02,116 Fixing the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon, 367 00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:04,018 - "Empire Strikes Back." - Good answer. 368 00:17:04,052 --> 00:17:05,619 It's a great answer, but I cannot allow it, 369 00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:08,122 'cause I said best getaway "drive," 370 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,456 - Not "fly." - Not "fly." 371 00:17:09,491 --> 00:17:10,842 The correct answer would have been "the Driver." 372 00:17:10,877 --> 00:17:13,327 - Classic Statham. - Um, hello? 373 00:17:13,361 --> 00:17:14,595 What did you find out about Teddy? 374 00:17:14,629 --> 00:17:16,397 Teddy is a stand-up comedian... 375 00:17:16,431 --> 00:17:18,966 - A really bad one. - We knew that. 376 00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:21,669 He does open-mike night Mondays at the Yucks Hut, 377 00:17:21,703 --> 00:17:25,206 - Thursdays at Boo-Ya! - That doesn't pay the bills. 378 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,208 Well, his day job is at Petmax. 379 00:17:27,242 --> 00:17:30,678 He does this bit about what the pets do after the store closes. 380 00:17:30,712 --> 00:17:32,313 It's excruciating. 381 00:17:32,347 --> 00:17:35,216 How does a struggling comic who works at Petmax 382 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,685 - afford that R.V.? - Well, I asked him. 383 00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,987 All I got was that it was paid for in cash. 384 00:17:40,022 --> 00:17:41,655 He doesn't seem to know much about it. 385 00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:43,657 Like someone else bought it for him. 386 00:17:43,692 --> 00:17:46,227 Someone who hates the Stars enough to pay a comic 387 00:17:46,261 --> 00:17:48,895 to get in the head of their best reliever? 388 00:17:50,232 --> 00:17:52,200 The Montclair Mongoose go that far? 389 00:17:52,234 --> 00:17:54,501 We should ask the Stars' biggest fan. 390 00:17:54,569 --> 00:17:57,705 Excuse me. Charlie. 391 00:17:57,739 --> 00:17:59,340 Charlie. 392 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:05,012 - Hey. Is everything okay? - Yeah. Why? 393 00:18:05,047 --> 00:18:06,480 I have three missed calls from you. 394 00:18:06,514 --> 00:18:09,383 I was calling about the loquat tree. 395 00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:12,086 - What? - Pindar says that gardeners 396 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,487 were cutting down the branches, so... 397 00:18:13,555 --> 00:18:16,023 Yeah, I just decided to take care of it myself. 398 00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:18,726 Listen... I'm running late for this interview. 399 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,061 How's it going up there? 400 00:18:20,095 --> 00:18:22,196 It's good. Um... 401 00:18:24,266 --> 00:18:26,400 Peter, I... 402 00:18:26,434 --> 00:18:29,270 I don't think we should see each other anymore. 403 00:18:29,304 --> 00:18:32,706 You're breaking up with me? On the phone? 404 00:18:32,774 --> 00:18:34,641 This really isn't easy. 405 00:18:34,676 --> 00:18:37,345 - You're making it sound pretty easy. - Peter, I'm sorry. 406 00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:40,481 I just really think this is best for both of us. 407 00:18:40,515 --> 00:18:44,085 I have to go. 408 00:18:46,521 --> 00:18:48,322 Hey, we got to get back to the stadium. 409 00:18:49,357 --> 00:18:51,125 We split up. 410 00:18:52,159 --> 00:18:56,364 - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 411 00:18:56,398 --> 00:18:58,199 Let's go. 412 00:19:02,737 --> 00:19:04,805 Give me some good news. 413 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,474 Turns out the semen you got wasn't contaminated. 414 00:19:07,509 --> 00:19:10,244 It just didn't come from Bodacious, the champion bull. 415 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,313 I got imposter spunk! 416 00:19:12,347 --> 00:19:15,149 These guys are bigger crooks than I thought. 417 00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:18,652 - What? - How did you know it would be good news? 418 00:19:18,686 --> 00:19:22,156 Well, I mean, how do I know that honey's sweet? 419 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:23,757 I mean, it's just the truth. 420 00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:27,094 That smile... that's why I can't have you testify. 421 00:19:27,129 --> 00:19:30,097 I don't need to testify. I got you. 422 00:19:30,165 --> 00:19:31,698 Beside, Pascoe's gonna pay now, right? 423 00:19:31,733 --> 00:19:35,269 No. They're sticking to their guns. 424 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:39,706 Well, that's a big mistake against the King family. Big mistake. 425 00:19:43,245 --> 00:19:45,212 And it looks like Kasso's 426 00:19:45,247 --> 00:19:47,214 going to bring in Wiznewski to save this. 427 00:19:47,249 --> 00:19:51,285 "The Franchise," as he was called when he joined the Stars, 428 00:19:51,353 --> 00:19:52,686 hasn't seen much work lately. 429 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,221 Let's see how he does 430 00:19:54,289 --> 00:19:56,290 right after these words from MacMurray Plumbing. 431 00:19:57,325 --> 00:19:59,593 This should be Zach's save. 432 00:19:59,627 --> 00:20:02,430 Now I'm gonna have to interview "Wiz." He loves to talk. 433 00:20:02,497 --> 00:20:06,834 - I take it you'd rather interview Zach? - Look, I don't think 434 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:09,437 another team would pay Teddy to do this to win. 435 00:20:09,471 --> 00:20:10,637 As much as the guys love to win, 436 00:20:10,672 --> 00:20:12,806 the minors aren't about championships. 437 00:20:12,841 --> 00:20:14,875 They're about feeding the majors, launching careers. 438 00:20:14,943 --> 00:20:16,577 If it's not about wins and losses, 439 00:20:16,611 --> 00:20:18,512 maybe it's just someone messing with Zach, not the team. 440 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:20,547 Yeah, 'cause it's not hard enough to make it 441 00:20:20,615 --> 00:20:22,783 in baseball without fighting a personal vendetta. 442 00:20:22,817 --> 00:20:24,651 Zach have an ex or angry business partner, 443 00:20:24,686 --> 00:20:26,653 - somebody who hates him? - Uh, guys? 444 00:20:26,688 --> 00:20:28,822 Warming the bench, Cupcake Queen? 445 00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:31,792 Zach? No. He's a really sweet guy. Everyone loves him. 446 00:20:31,826 --> 00:20:33,627 I'm sure that's true, but that sweet guy 447 00:20:33,661 --> 00:20:36,230 is about to beat the crap out of the Heckler. 448 00:20:36,264 --> 00:20:38,232 Hey! Cupcake Queen! 449 00:20:39,434 --> 00:20:40,834 I'm sure they'll just use their words. 450 00:20:40,902 --> 00:20:42,903 Oh, sure. 451 00:20:46,608 --> 00:20:50,344 - Oh. - Nope. 452 00:20:52,414 --> 00:20:56,453 You're done. Yeah. You're doing time, pal. 453 00:20:57,219 --> 00:20:58,185 Bye-Bye. 454 00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:08,945 Zach, you weren't even in the game. 455 00:21:08,979 --> 00:21:11,847 - How did he make you lose it? - I didn't lose it. 456 00:21:11,882 --> 00:21:14,450 You smashed every window and light in his R.V. 457 00:21:14,484 --> 00:21:17,352 - You murdered his hibachi. - He called me fat. 458 00:21:17,387 --> 00:21:19,755 - I'm sorry. What? - He called me fat. 459 00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:22,692 "Fat"? That's it? 460 00:21:22,726 --> 00:21:24,727 Well, I mean, after all the filthy crap he said 461 00:21:24,795 --> 00:21:26,361 about my mom, my aunt, my sister, 462 00:21:26,396 --> 00:21:28,030 yeah, fat was just kind of the last straw. 463 00:21:28,098 --> 00:21:30,900 Well, you're... you're not. You're not fat. 464 00:21:30,934 --> 00:21:32,534 You look great. 465 00:21:32,569 --> 00:21:34,536 I've put on a few pounds, all right? I stress eat. 466 00:21:34,571 --> 00:21:36,772 I've been mowing cupcakes at my locker, 467 00:21:36,807 --> 00:21:38,040 and so when he made a crack about it... 468 00:21:38,075 --> 00:21:39,809 he called me the cupcake queen... 469 00:21:39,843 --> 00:21:42,411 it was just sort of the tipping point, and... 470 00:21:42,445 --> 00:21:44,780 I might have lost it, yeah. 471 00:21:44,815 --> 00:21:48,684 Zach Harvin? Victim's refusing to press charges. 472 00:21:48,752 --> 00:21:51,386 - You're free to go. - Really? 473 00:21:51,421 --> 00:21:57,093 - Yeah. Must be your lucky day. - Thank you. 474 00:21:58,528 --> 00:22:00,496 - Not exactly. - What's wrong? 475 00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:03,766 I'm suspended for the rest of the season. 476 00:22:06,503 --> 00:22:09,438 You think somebody paid this comedian guy to do this, right? 477 00:22:09,472 --> 00:22:11,707 Seems like it. 478 00:22:11,775 --> 00:22:13,676 Well, whoever it is, looks like it paid off. 479 00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:15,611 If I'm out for the season, I've got no shot 480 00:22:15,646 --> 00:22:17,079 at making it to the show this year. 481 00:22:17,114 --> 00:22:21,483 - Zach, don't give up. - I'm not. But, you know, I'm 29. 482 00:22:21,518 --> 00:22:25,420 That's like 79 if you're still throwing in the minors, you know? 483 00:22:25,488 --> 00:22:27,056 I'm running out of chances. 484 00:22:27,124 --> 00:22:30,492 And I'm just stupid enough to try again next year, though. 485 00:22:30,527 --> 00:22:31,727 Excuse me. 486 00:22:35,098 --> 00:22:39,068 - Let's not give up on this season. - No. Not yet. 487 00:22:39,102 --> 00:22:41,637 He's not skinny... 488 00:22:44,407 --> 00:22:45,808 Hi. 489 00:22:49,146 --> 00:22:52,782 - What's up? - I miss small towns... 490 00:22:52,816 --> 00:22:57,153 Everyone in everybody's business. No one forgets prom. 491 00:22:57,187 --> 00:22:59,155 - Remember Ray-Ray Barker? - Mm-Hmm. 492 00:22:59,189 --> 00:23:02,491 I called him to see if he had any bad dealings with Pascoe. 493 00:23:02,525 --> 00:23:04,827 He was real happy to hear from me. 494 00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:07,396 Something tells me this isn't idle family chitchat. 495 00:23:07,430 --> 00:23:10,099 I want to know where you got money to pop for a hunting trip 496 00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:11,834 for you and your pals to Alaska, 497 00:23:11,902 --> 00:23:14,904 since you say Pascoe is gonna put you out of business. 498 00:23:14,938 --> 00:23:18,007 Because I figured you were so damn good, you were gonna get damages. 499 00:23:18,041 --> 00:23:21,777 Or you figured you'd buy some grade-"A" sperm from Pascoe, sell it out the back door, 500 00:23:21,812 --> 00:23:25,380 and use your own bad bull semen to make some lame cattle so you could sue. 501 00:23:25,448 --> 00:23:26,816 You make money on both ends. 502 00:23:26,850 --> 00:23:28,584 That's quite some story, Rachel, 503 00:23:28,618 --> 00:23:30,452 but I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 504 00:23:30,486 --> 00:23:32,621 You've got the official report. 505 00:23:32,655 --> 00:23:34,757 You got sworn testimony from my sperm lady 506 00:23:34,791 --> 00:23:36,592 saying that I've been ripped off. 507 00:23:36,626 --> 00:23:40,062 And, by the way, as my lawyer, it's your sworn duty 508 00:23:40,097 --> 00:23:42,464 to take care of me to the best of your ability. 509 00:23:42,498 --> 00:23:44,333 Always looking for a way to cheat. 510 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,836 Oh, so I'm the family cheater, am I? 511 00:23:46,870 --> 00:23:48,537 How about if I go out there and tell your little 512 00:23:48,605 --> 00:23:52,341 - fancy lawyer friends who really cheated? - You can't be talking about... 513 00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:54,443 You're damn right I am. I'm talking about Chattahoochee. 514 00:23:54,477 --> 00:23:56,545 - I was 17. - Big deal. 515 00:23:56,579 --> 00:23:59,081 - You're right, Hugh. I did cheat. - Damn straight. 516 00:23:59,116 --> 00:24:00,649 So what's to keep me from walking into court tomorrow 517 00:24:00,683 --> 00:24:03,452 and doing exactly the same thing again? 518 00:24:03,486 --> 00:24:07,056 To you? 519 00:24:10,526 --> 00:24:12,828 Guys, look. I like Zach. I did him a favor suspending him. 520 00:24:12,896 --> 00:24:15,097 Oh, sure, and ending his career. 521 00:24:15,132 --> 00:24:18,500 That Heckler was gonna press assault charges with a stadium of witnesses. 522 00:24:18,568 --> 00:24:20,435 Look, at least, this way, Zach stays out of jail. 523 00:24:20,470 --> 00:24:21,871 And his major-league dream is gone. 524 00:24:21,905 --> 00:24:24,127 Just give Zach one more shot. 525 00:24:24,162 --> 00:24:27,042 Tonight's game... he blows it again, y-you cut him loose. 526 00:24:27,077 --> 00:24:30,545 It's too late. The big club needs a closer right now, 527 00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:32,447 and they already called me about Wiz. 528 00:24:32,482 --> 00:24:34,150 Frankly, they need to call Wiz up. 529 00:24:34,184 --> 00:24:36,652 They paid him a lot of money just to sign him. 530 00:24:36,686 --> 00:24:39,488 Wiz is a bonus baby? How much did he get when he signed? 531 00:24:39,522 --> 00:24:41,690 Half a million bucks. 532 00:24:41,724 --> 00:24:42,992 Now, look. Guys, I'm sorry, but I got to go. 533 00:24:43,059 --> 00:24:45,094 - Thanks for your time, Mike. - Sure. 534 00:24:45,128 --> 00:24:46,962 Bonus baby. Wiz is a b... 535 00:24:46,997 --> 00:24:48,664 I could have been a bonus baby. That damn Granada hills game. 536 00:24:48,731 --> 00:24:50,099 Will you stop? 537 00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:52,467 You live in Malibu, you work for a big law firm, 538 00:24:52,502 --> 00:24:55,037 - we get to help people like Zach. - Yeah, so let's help him. 539 00:24:55,071 --> 00:24:58,774 I'm just saying, I could have been a bonus baby. 540 00:24:58,809 --> 00:25:00,910 You know, what Dixon said, half a million dollars... 541 00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:04,079 t-that could easily buy a $50,000 R.V. 542 00:25:04,114 --> 00:25:06,916 Yeah, Wiz could make that back and a hell of a lot more 543 00:25:06,950 --> 00:25:08,117 with a September call-up. 544 00:25:09,485 --> 00:25:12,788 - You think he's behind this? - You up for another Stars game? 545 00:25:12,856 --> 00:25:14,723 Batter up. 546 00:25:17,627 --> 00:25:21,897 - So, Charlie won't call you back? - No. 547 00:25:21,932 --> 00:25:24,433 I just want to hang out with her before she splits, you know, 548 00:25:24,467 --> 00:25:26,802 but I guess that's making it hard for her to leave. 549 00:25:26,837 --> 00:25:29,905 I don't know. Maybe we should both move on. 550 00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:31,941 Move on? Oh, come on. 551 00:25:31,975 --> 00:25:34,676 - R-remember Kona, those girls with the boyfriends? - Yeah. 552 00:25:34,711 --> 00:25:36,178 What if we had moved on from that? 553 00:25:36,246 --> 00:25:38,848 We wouldn't have gotten our asses kicked in the hotel lobby. 554 00:25:38,882 --> 00:25:40,582 - That's true. - I'm pulling back. 555 00:25:40,650 --> 00:25:42,584 - Let her come to me. - T-that's not what you do. 556 00:25:42,652 --> 00:25:44,753 You're a romantic. You commit, fully. 557 00:25:44,787 --> 00:25:47,957 - You write love songs. - Damn good ones, too. 558 00:25:47,991 --> 00:25:49,458 - Well, they're solid. - That's what I'm gonna do. 559 00:25:49,492 --> 00:25:52,014 I'm gonna write her a song. That's a great call. 560 00:25:52,049 --> 00:25:54,163 - Why didn't I think of that? - That's not at all what I was saying. 561 00:25:54,197 --> 00:25:56,098 But you're in the ballpark. 562 00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:58,428 - What are you saying? - I'm saying use your strengths. 563 00:25:58,463 --> 00:26:01,703 You're Peter the badass lawyer. Be that. 564 00:26:01,738 --> 00:26:03,572 - Hey, Wiz! Good luck tonight. - Hey! 565 00:26:03,606 --> 00:26:05,941 You know, I'm just happy I could step in. 566 00:26:05,976 --> 00:26:07,576 And tell Zach I'm sure he'll turn it around. 567 00:26:07,610 --> 00:26:08,878 Yeah, I'm sure he'll turn it around. 568 00:26:08,912 --> 00:26:10,512 Probably not in time for the call-up, though. 569 00:26:10,546 --> 00:26:12,848 Hey, you notice that Heckler out in left field? 570 00:26:12,883 --> 00:26:16,018 Fat guy? I'm glad Zach went after him. Guy's an asshole. 571 00:26:16,086 --> 00:26:17,753 - Hmm. - Did you hear when he called Zach a cupcake queen 572 00:26:17,787 --> 00:26:20,155 - right before Zach went nuts? - Yeah. "Cupcake queen." 573 00:26:20,190 --> 00:26:21,823 No, I was pitching, so... 574 00:26:21,858 --> 00:26:23,825 Oh, that's right... that's when you were called up 575 00:26:23,860 --> 00:26:25,660 to take Zach's spot as the number-one closer. 576 00:26:25,695 --> 00:26:28,697 - I got to get inside. - You know, funny thing is, 577 00:26:28,731 --> 00:26:30,632 Zach only ate cupcakes in the locker room. 578 00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:34,569 - You know, I-I played ball myself. - He was pretty amazing. 579 00:26:34,604 --> 00:26:36,805 Thank you. And one thing I know is... 580 00:26:36,839 --> 00:26:40,542 what happens in the locker room, it stays in the locker room. 581 00:26:40,610 --> 00:26:42,177 Well, but Teddy wasn't in the locker room. 582 00:26:42,245 --> 00:26:44,880 How did he hear about Zach's little cupcake secret? 583 00:26:44,915 --> 00:26:47,716 No idea. You guys enjoy the game. 584 00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:49,852 You too. 585 00:26:50,887 --> 00:26:52,187 What do you think? 586 00:26:52,222 --> 00:26:53,855 I think we've found the Heckler's sugar daddy. 587 00:26:53,924 --> 00:26:56,992 - Now we just got to prove it. - Yeah. 588 00:26:57,060 --> 00:27:00,069 - Ahh. Felt like a cop. - I did. I did, too! 589 00:27:00,070 --> 00:27:02,031 - I know, right? - It's cool. 590 00:27:12,815 --> 00:27:16,317 Search everything on Trent "Wiz" Wiznewski and Teddy Lazlo. 591 00:27:16,351 --> 00:27:18,352 We got to find some connection between the two. 592 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:21,322 We need to prove that Wiz hired Teddy to harass Zach. 593 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:22,791 - We do, it's conspiracy. - Right. 594 00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:25,359 And if Zach's a victim of conspiracy, then Dixon might reinstate him. 595 00:27:25,427 --> 00:27:26,895 And then Wiz heads down to... 596 00:27:26,929 --> 00:27:29,263 I don't even know what's below the minors. 597 00:27:29,298 --> 00:27:31,700 - Zachary! I got your mom on the phone. - Oh, you're not gonna believe this. 598 00:27:31,734 --> 00:27:33,702 Teddy's heckling video is on youtube. 599 00:27:33,736 --> 00:27:36,871 So what? So is my mom's cat wearing a birthday hat. 600 00:27:36,939 --> 00:27:38,873 Yeah, but she doesn't have two million views. 601 00:27:38,941 --> 00:27:40,775 She should. 602 00:27:40,810 --> 00:27:42,943 Teddy's cashing in on this. He's using it to get famous. 603 00:27:42,978 --> 00:27:45,013 - So unfair. - And unfunny. 604 00:27:45,047 --> 00:27:46,347 Okay, none of this is getting us any closer 605 00:27:46,381 --> 00:27:49,283 - to linking Teddy and Wiz. - Unless it does. 606 00:27:49,351 --> 00:27:52,721 Didn't Mandy say that Wiz likes to be interviewed? 607 00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:54,489 You think he'd like to talk to her about how good he's doing 608 00:27:54,523 --> 00:27:56,390 - since he's had more time on the mound? - You got a plan. 609 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,359 I think I do, but you're gonna have to do the legwork. 610 00:27:58,393 --> 00:28:00,128 I got to prep for small-claims court tomorrow. 611 00:28:00,162 --> 00:28:01,997 Yeah, you do. 612 00:28:06,802 --> 00:28:11,172 - Plaintiff calls Hugh King to the stand. - What the hell are you doing? 613 00:28:11,206 --> 00:28:14,208 - Uh, just one moment, ma'am. - Certainly. 614 00:28:14,243 --> 00:28:17,245 - You said you weren't gonna call me. - Things change. 615 00:28:17,312 --> 00:28:20,248 - Well, I can refuse to testify. - And everyone in this courtroom 616 00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:21,816 will think you have something to hide. 617 00:28:28,190 --> 00:28:32,127 I've inseminated my fair share of cows over the years. 618 00:28:32,161 --> 00:28:34,428 I mean, not personally, mind you. 619 00:28:34,496 --> 00:28:36,230 Objection. 620 00:28:36,265 --> 00:28:39,801 Overruled. But ill-advised, Mr. King. 621 00:28:39,835 --> 00:28:42,203 Where do you come down on cheating, Mr. King? 622 00:28:42,237 --> 00:28:44,238 - I'm opposed to it. - Me too. 623 00:28:44,273 --> 00:28:46,207 But I've cheated before. 624 00:28:46,241 --> 00:28:50,078 Chattahoochee, Alabama, the junior miss Alabama pageant. 625 00:28:50,112 --> 00:28:53,081 - I won. - Objection. Relevance. 626 00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:55,283 I'm not surprised miss King won her share of pageants, 627 00:28:55,350 --> 00:28:57,819 - but what does this have to do with it? - A little leeway. 628 00:28:57,887 --> 00:28:59,988 I promise the relevance will become clear. 629 00:29:00,022 --> 00:29:01,422 I hope so. 630 00:29:01,456 --> 00:29:04,392 When I was a kid, I worked the pageant circuit. 631 00:29:04,426 --> 00:29:08,063 I hated it. But the junior miss Alabama pageant 632 00:29:08,130 --> 00:29:12,934 came with a college scholarship. I figured "one last time." 633 00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:14,903 There'd better be a question soon, miss King. 634 00:29:14,937 --> 00:29:18,506 It was between me and miss Tuscaloosa. She'd have beaten me. 635 00:29:18,574 --> 00:29:22,443 But I broke into her room and turned up the heat. 636 00:29:22,477 --> 00:29:27,048 Five degrees. She didn't notice. But her hair... 637 00:29:27,083 --> 00:29:29,450 In Alabama, it is all about the hair. 638 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:33,354 Me and my perfect '70s feathered hair took the title, 639 00:29:33,388 --> 00:29:37,025 which got me into college and away from my family. 640 00:29:37,059 --> 00:29:38,559 Question time. Now. 641 00:29:38,594 --> 00:29:41,162 Isn't that what happened here? 642 00:29:41,230 --> 00:29:43,965 Someone didn't play by the rules? 643 00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:48,203 - Someone? - Yes. 644 00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:53,641 Pascoe ag. 645 00:29:55,577 --> 00:29:59,380 You're an expert on all things bull-related, right, Hugh? 646 00:29:59,414 --> 00:30:02,851 - I know my way around livestock. - You'd think Pascoe does, too. 647 00:30:02,885 --> 00:30:05,586 And yet they didn't file the chain-of-custody papers 648 00:30:05,621 --> 00:30:09,457 confirming the delivery of Bodacious' sperm until two days later. 649 00:30:09,491 --> 00:30:12,560 Objection. This is a technicality. 650 00:30:12,594 --> 00:30:15,163 So was turning up the thermostat in that girl's room. 651 00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:18,233 Well, actually, yours was a little more than a technicality. 652 00:30:18,267 --> 00:30:22,237 But I see your point, miss King. The law's the law. 653 00:30:22,271 --> 00:30:24,605 It makes you wonder whether other technicalities 654 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,407 were violated by Pascoe. 655 00:30:26,441 --> 00:30:30,611 Of course, that's none of my business. For now. 656 00:30:33,048 --> 00:30:35,917 Your honor, if I may have a moment to speak with my client? 657 00:30:35,951 --> 00:30:38,286 Good idea. 658 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,188 And, miss King, I'm ordering you 659 00:30:40,256 --> 00:30:42,023 to track down that Chattahoochee runner-up, 660 00:30:42,091 --> 00:30:45,960 - tell her you're sorry. - Thanks, your honor. I already have. 661 00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:56,004 Glad you guys worked that out. See you, guys. 662 00:31:02,278 --> 00:31:08,449 - Hi. Thanks for coming. - Really? You're suing me over a tree. 663 00:31:08,483 --> 00:31:10,118 Wow. You look good, by the way. 664 00:31:10,186 --> 00:31:12,120 You've made me come all the way downtown. 665 00:31:12,154 --> 00:31:14,455 Well, you made it very clear you didn't want me calling anymore. 666 00:31:14,489 --> 00:31:17,258 Bash vs. Elwin. Are the parties present? 667 00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:20,695 Yes, your honor. We are. 668 00:31:20,729 --> 00:31:24,398 As you can see, your honor, the tree is on my property. 669 00:31:24,433 --> 00:31:29,304 It grows fruit... beautiful, succulent loquats. 670 00:31:29,338 --> 00:31:32,273 Did you know that loquats, when ingested, 671 00:31:32,308 --> 00:31:36,277 can produce a soothing sedative effect? 672 00:31:36,312 --> 00:31:38,646 Here. Try it. 673 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,949 - I don't think so. - Please? 674 00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:44,986 Trust me. You'll be happy you did. 675 00:31:51,293 --> 00:31:55,396 - It's good, huh? - It's sweeter than I thought. 676 00:31:55,430 --> 00:31:56,664 I have more. 677 00:31:56,698 --> 00:31:59,533 Mr. Bash, are you hitting on the defendant? 678 00:31:59,601 --> 00:32:02,237 No, your honor. I'm suing her. 679 00:32:02,271 --> 00:32:04,239 I'm suing her for chopping down my branches 680 00:32:04,273 --> 00:32:07,675 that were only guilty of showering her with sweetness. 681 00:32:07,709 --> 00:32:10,644 You see, that's the thing. 682 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:13,681 I have a lot of food on my plate right now, 683 00:32:13,715 --> 00:32:16,717 and I don't want the fruit calling me every 20 minutes 684 00:32:16,785 --> 00:32:19,420 finding out how I am. 685 00:32:19,454 --> 00:32:23,157 I have a 10-year-old daughter who needs my full attention 686 00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:25,293 with everything that's going on. 687 00:32:25,361 --> 00:32:29,764 - Okay, that... that's fair. - But... 688 00:32:29,798 --> 00:32:33,301 There are still some branches growing on my side. 689 00:32:33,335 --> 00:32:36,137 I only cut one down. 690 00:32:36,171 --> 00:32:41,342 And now that I've had a taste, I think that I want some more. 691 00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:44,212 I just need some time. 692 00:32:44,246 --> 00:32:48,049 So if we could continue this discussion at home? 693 00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:52,420 Yes. Okay, good. That's all I wanted to know. 694 00:32:52,454 --> 00:32:55,256 Excuse me. Case resolved? 695 00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:57,458 - Case resolved. - Yes. 696 00:32:57,492 --> 00:33:00,328 In that case, I will take the matter off the docket. 697 00:33:00,362 --> 00:33:03,597 No court fees to be paid by either, and... 698 00:33:05,067 --> 00:33:07,501 No! Take that outside. 699 00:33:07,536 --> 00:33:09,670 Thank you for joining us, Stanton. 700 00:33:09,704 --> 00:33:11,806 I need your short game to win this tournament. 701 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,343 Well, I can't promise you'll win the tournament, but I'll beat you. 702 00:33:15,377 --> 00:33:17,478 Oh? Care to wager on that? 703 00:33:17,512 --> 00:33:20,148 - Certainly. Name it. - Okay. 704 00:33:20,215 --> 00:33:24,468 Uh, if I win, you stop regaling me with those tall tales 705 00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:28,722 like your double eagle on the fifth hole at St. Andrews? 706 00:33:28,790 --> 00:33:31,759 - I used a 2-Iron with a hickory shaft... - 2-Iron. Shaft. 707 00:33:31,793 --> 00:33:34,528 ...given to me by the great man himself, 708 00:33:34,563 --> 00:33:37,098 - Bobby Jones, when I was 10 years old. - Bobby Jones. Yes. 709 00:33:37,132 --> 00:33:40,601 By the way, did you know that Bobby was also a lawyer? 710 00:33:40,635 --> 00:33:44,272 Oh, yes, I do, because you've told me a thousand times! 711 00:33:44,340 --> 00:33:47,141 Thank god I'm riding with Damien. 712 00:33:47,176 --> 00:33:48,609 All right, fair enough. I accept your terms. 713 00:33:48,643 --> 00:33:54,248 Now here are mine. If I win, you retire from the bench 714 00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:56,084 and quit sending everybody mixed messages. 715 00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:58,086 You and your nephew are incorrigible! 716 00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,553 Why don't you just plant your foot 717 00:33:59,588 --> 00:34:01,755 in the small of my back and push me over the edge? 718 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:04,792 I will, but I've got to put my spikes on first. 719 00:34:04,826 --> 00:34:06,194 Ha! 720 00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:15,169 So, the Wiz interview is a go in 45 minutes? 721 00:34:15,237 --> 00:34:16,670 Great. You're gonna have an extra visitor. 722 00:34:16,705 --> 00:34:19,607 Thanks, Mandy. Go Stars! 723 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:21,842 - Go Stars. - We're good to go. 724 00:34:21,877 --> 00:34:24,345 - Okay, then. - Let's bring in everybody's favorite comedian. 725 00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:25,546 - It's... - Teddy! 726 00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:26,847 Thanks for coming in. Have a seat. 727 00:34:26,915 --> 00:34:28,749 How you doing, buddy? Can we get you anything? 728 00:34:28,783 --> 00:34:31,519 - A tuna melt would be nice. - Ha. 729 00:34:31,553 --> 00:34:33,354 Ah. That's not a joke. 730 00:34:37,759 --> 00:34:40,861 - No lawyer? - I don't sweat you guys. 731 00:34:40,896 --> 00:34:42,330 Well, you should have at least brought your agent. 732 00:34:42,364 --> 00:34:44,232 Yeah! 733 00:34:44,299 --> 00:34:46,234 Dude, you are all over youtube. You've gone viral. 734 00:34:46,301 --> 00:34:47,435 Fellas, I've gone plague. 735 00:34:47,469 --> 00:34:50,171 - 2.2 mil on funny or die. - Whoa. 736 00:34:50,205 --> 00:34:52,540 After working crappy clubs the last 10 years, I finally got a hook... 737 00:34:52,574 --> 00:34:54,708 the annoying bleacher bum, right? 738 00:34:54,743 --> 00:34:57,311 Hey. It worked for Larry the Cable Guy. 739 00:34:57,346 --> 00:35:00,214 Of course, he owns his material. You don't own yours. 740 00:35:00,249 --> 00:35:02,250 What are you talking about? I wrote it. 741 00:35:02,284 --> 00:35:02,951 Oh, that doesn't matter. 742 00:35:02,952 --> 00:35:04,285 Yeah, because if someone's paying you to heckle Zach, 743 00:35:04,319 --> 00:35:07,555 they own all the material you're doing at the stadium. 744 00:35:07,589 --> 00:35:10,658 - What do you mean? - Work-for-hire laws. 745 00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:12,527 Yeah, I can't imagine you'd be dumb enough 746 00:35:12,561 --> 00:35:15,196 to have a written contract on that so-called deal of yours. 747 00:35:15,230 --> 00:35:18,533 And an oral contract, if questioned, reverts to basic contract law, 748 00:35:18,567 --> 00:35:22,537 which says the payer of the work, he owns the material, not you. 749 00:35:22,571 --> 00:35:25,540 And all those lame-ass jokes, pow! 750 00:35:25,607 --> 00:35:27,841 - Those jokes are mine. - And if your deal was with Wiz, 751 00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:29,743 I wouldn't count on getting them back, 752 00:35:29,811 --> 00:35:31,512 'cause someone who would stab their own teammates 753 00:35:31,547 --> 00:35:33,381 in the back... probably not the best business partner. 754 00:35:33,449 --> 00:35:35,716 Yeah, Teddy, I don't think 755 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:37,518 you're gonna have much time for that tuna melt. 756 00:35:37,553 --> 00:35:40,788 You guys are full of crap. 757 00:35:40,822 --> 00:35:45,225 It's not nice when someone messes with your livelihood, is it? 758 00:35:57,314 --> 00:35:59,982 You have to pull the club back in one easy motion. 759 00:36:00,017 --> 00:36:01,851 Don't pause in the middle. 760 00:36:01,886 --> 00:36:04,320 I get my lessons from a club pro, your honor. 761 00:36:04,388 --> 00:36:06,923 Ooh! Money well spent. 762 00:36:08,759 --> 00:36:10,993 - Oh! - Christ on a crutch. Can't you... 763 00:36:11,028 --> 00:36:12,361 Okay, hounding me is not helping! 764 00:36:13,631 --> 00:36:16,065 Okay, uh, put Nancy down for an 8, 765 00:36:16,099 --> 00:36:18,902 - and we'll move on. - You know what, ass-hat?! 766 00:36:18,936 --> 00:36:20,870 I have had it with your bigoted old-man bullshit. 767 00:36:20,905 --> 00:36:22,171 I didn't want to be here. I don't even like you. 768 00:36:22,205 --> 00:36:24,373 I just wanted your seat on the bench. 769 00:36:24,408 --> 00:36:26,743 And now all I want is to get through this round alive. 770 00:36:26,777 --> 00:36:28,553 And if you want to get through this round alive, 771 00:36:28,643 --> 00:36:30,687 I suggest that you back up and shut up, 772 00:36:30,811 --> 00:36:33,015 or I'm gonna bury this 7-Iron in your skull! 773 00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:34,617 - You got me? - Damien. 774 00:36:38,322 --> 00:36:44,981 Mr. Hughes, I think I saw a ball washer two holes back. Shall we? 775 00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:46,663 Oh, my god. I'm sorry. 776 00:36:46,697 --> 00:36:48,465 I mean, you're an asshole, but I should not have... 777 00:36:48,499 --> 00:36:52,469 Oh! You should have. Weeks ago. 778 00:36:52,503 --> 00:36:55,191 - W-What? - I was just testing you, 779 00:36:55,192 --> 00:36:58,508 waiting for you to stand up, and you finally did. 780 00:36:58,542 --> 00:37:00,042 Now I'm ready to retire, 781 00:37:00,110 --> 00:37:03,112 and I'm ready to name you as my replacement. 782 00:37:06,517 --> 00:37:09,118 S-So all the racist stuff and all the lecherousness... 783 00:37:09,153 --> 00:37:12,789 Lecherous stuff is... yeah. But not... 784 00:37:12,823 --> 00:37:14,122 Thank you. 785 00:37:14,176 --> 00:37:16,993 But let's just keep it to ourselves for today, okay? 786 00:37:17,027 --> 00:37:20,129 Of course. Sorry about that "ass-hat." 787 00:37:20,164 --> 00:37:22,465 I liked "ass-hat." 788 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:25,168 It's better than "ass-jacket," which is what I was called 789 00:37:25,202 --> 00:37:27,904 several weeks ago by a young attorney. 790 00:37:36,347 --> 00:37:39,917 I want to thank everyone for coming here on such short notice. 791 00:37:39,951 --> 00:37:42,419 Just tell us why we're here. We have a game. 792 00:37:42,453 --> 00:37:46,056 I hear you've been meeting with scouts. Going to the big club? 793 00:37:46,091 --> 00:37:48,391 Zach. Okay, look. We both want to go to the show. 794 00:37:48,426 --> 00:37:50,828 It's not my fault you got the yips and the scouts came to me. 795 00:37:50,862 --> 00:37:54,331 Actually, Wiz, it is. 796 00:37:54,365 --> 00:37:57,534 All right. Thanks, Wiz. This will air on the local news tonight. 797 00:37:57,568 --> 00:37:59,888 - Thanks, Mandy. See you soon. - I'll see you at the game. 798 00:38:00,538 --> 00:38:02,738 - And we are out. - Hey! Hey! 799 00:38:02,741 --> 00:38:04,841 What's this? We don't want to see this. 800 00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:07,010 - I'm sure you don't. - And I won't see it in court. 801 00:38:07,044 --> 00:38:09,379 My client has a reasonable expectation of privacy. 802 00:38:09,413 --> 00:38:11,381 So whatever it is, it wouldn't be admissible. 803 00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:12,915 Is privacy really a reasonable expectation 804 00:38:12,950 --> 00:38:15,818 When you're being interviewed? I mean, there is a microphone. 805 00:38:15,853 --> 00:38:18,021 It does look like you're wearing some sort of concealer? 806 00:38:18,055 --> 00:38:21,291 - Definitely wearing concealer. - And there's a little blush, but, I mean, 807 00:38:21,325 --> 00:38:22,526 - you have to wear that on camera. - I think it looks good. 808 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,961 - Great. Especially with the ponytail. - Yeah. 809 00:38:24,995 --> 00:38:27,697 Fine. Let's see it. 810 00:38:27,731 --> 00:38:29,533 You gonna screw me? Huh? 811 00:38:29,567 --> 00:38:31,701 What are you talking about? You shouldn't be here, man! 812 00:38:31,735 --> 00:38:35,004 Just because you paid me to hassle that guy... those jokes are mine. 813 00:38:35,039 --> 00:38:37,707 Fine. Keep them. Just keep doing what I paid you to 814 00:38:37,741 --> 00:38:39,042 and keep Zach from throwing strikes, all right? 815 00:38:39,076 --> 00:38:41,444 So get out of here. 816 00:38:45,550 --> 00:38:50,019 Look, man, I'm just trying to make it. You know what that's like. 817 00:38:50,054 --> 00:38:52,789 Screwing my friends, my teammates? 818 00:38:52,856 --> 00:38:56,359 No, Wiz. I don't know what that's like. 819 00:38:56,394 --> 00:38:58,161 You're off the team. 820 00:38:59,664 --> 00:39:02,065 You're probably out of baseball. 821 00:39:02,099 --> 00:39:05,368 - Get ready to go tonight. Come on. - Yes, sir. 822 00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:11,908 - Thanks, guys. - Yeah, man. 823 00:39:11,942 --> 00:39:13,577 - Congrats. - Good luck tonight. 824 00:39:13,611 --> 00:39:15,912 I owe you one. 825 00:39:15,946 --> 00:39:18,815 - What about me? - You, we got on conspiracy, 826 00:39:18,849 --> 00:39:21,117 tortious interference with business relations. 827 00:39:21,151 --> 00:39:23,486 Don't worry. You can still perform. 828 00:39:23,521 --> 00:39:26,623 - You've seen "Johnny Cash at Folsom prison," right? - No. 829 00:39:26,691 --> 00:39:29,391 Then never go to one of Zach's games again. 830 00:39:31,729 --> 00:39:33,530 Come on. I got us a surprise. 831 00:39:33,564 --> 00:39:36,032 - Yeah? - Yeah. 832 00:39:36,066 --> 00:39:37,834 All right, let me see if I got this straight. 833 00:39:37,868 --> 00:39:40,915 You think that if I take batting practice from a major-league-level pitcher, 834 00:39:40,916 --> 00:39:43,573 that it'll somehow exorcise my demons from the Granada hills game? 835 00:39:43,608 --> 00:39:45,074 That's the general idea. 836 00:39:45,142 --> 00:39:47,777 All right. Bring it on. Who's this pitcher of yours? 837 00:39:47,811 --> 00:39:50,913 Randy! 838 00:39:50,981 --> 00:39:52,649 - Dude, that's Rrandy Johnson. - Yeah. 839 00:39:52,683 --> 00:39:56,686 - He has like five CY young awards. - He's got exactly five CY young awards. 840 00:39:56,721 --> 00:40:00,390 - How did you get him? - Infeld did his power-drink contract. 841 00:40:00,424 --> 00:40:01,791 - Come on. - Oh. 842 00:40:01,825 --> 00:40:03,493 He throws the ball like 100 miles an hour. 843 00:40:03,527 --> 00:40:05,828 Well, he's retired, so 95 miles an hour. 844 00:40:05,863 --> 00:40:08,164 - But if you're getting cold feet... - Hell, no. 845 00:40:08,198 --> 00:40:10,032 Hey! Randy! 846 00:40:10,067 --> 00:40:12,736 I mean "Big Unit." M-Mister Unit. 847 00:40:12,770 --> 00:40:14,604 - Randy's fine. - Okay. 848 00:40:14,639 --> 00:40:16,773 - Thanks for doing this. - What's going on? 849 00:40:16,807 --> 00:40:19,142 - Step on in. - Okay. 850 00:40:20,176 --> 00:40:22,679 Thanks, dude. 851 00:40:25,082 --> 00:40:27,617 All right, Randy. None of that warm-up B.P. stuff. 852 00:40:27,652 --> 00:40:29,786 I want your heat. 853 00:40:31,656 --> 00:40:34,056 - Oh! - Stee-rike one. 854 00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:40,764 All right. I-I'll take the warm-Up stuff. 855 00:40:40,798 --> 00:40:43,933 Let's say you didn't go 0 for 5 that day and the scouts signed you. 856 00:40:44,001 --> 00:40:46,636 Would you give up everything you have now for that? 857 00:40:46,671 --> 00:40:48,705 In a second. 858 00:40:49,940 --> 00:40:51,508 Strike two. 859 00:40:51,542 --> 00:40:52,975 - I think I pulled my spleen. Shut up. - Chin up. 860 00:40:57,581 --> 00:41:00,216 Yes! Yes! I'm back! 861 00:41:00,284 --> 00:41:01,851 - Look at that. - Whoo! 862 00:41:01,919 --> 00:41:03,986 Well done. All right. 863 00:41:04,021 --> 00:41:07,890 - Randy, you mind? - No problem. 864 00:41:15,032 --> 00:41:16,566 Mini Unit. 865 00:41:29,714 --> 00:41:31,815 Oh. Damien. 866 00:41:31,882 --> 00:41:33,750 What did you do? 867 00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:38,788 Stanton, it's not what you think. 868 00:41:40,677 --> 00:41:43,924 sync & correction by f1nc0 Resync for WEB-DL by lost0ne ~ addic7ed.com ~