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Previously on
"Devious Maids"...
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We can prove Flora Hernandez
found out she was pregnant
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just before she was murdered,
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- and my client wasn't the father.
- Mom, it's me.
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I remembered something.
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Of course he will pay,
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because it's on video.
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We need to find a way to stay together
for Tucker's sake.
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And if that means changing
the rules of our relationship,
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I'm willing to consider it.
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Last night Spence told me
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he was willing
to have an open marriage.
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When a man starts talking
about having an open marriage,
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it's not because he wants
his wife to have a good time.
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Your husband's having
an affair.
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Do you see that man out there?
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- Yeah. Who is he?
- My husband.
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- You're going with me.
- No, I'm not.
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Oscar, no! Aah!
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(Smack)
(Grunts)
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I saw the way you fought
for me, Sam,
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but the thing is...
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- You don't want a relationship.
- No.
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What kind of fun
did you have in mind?
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I... haven't done that
in a while.
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You owe me.
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This new therapist is a genius.
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He could tell that I needed
to be on mood stabilizers
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within five minutes
of meeting me.
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It took him that long?
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It's not the end of the world.
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(Voice breaks)
It is! It absolutely is!
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So stop trying to cheer me up!
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Did something happen at Armani?
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She couldn't fit into
the dress she wanted.
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And then the salesgirl
called me fat.
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She said you were a size 2.
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It's the same thing!
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She used to be a size zero.
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But years of Mexican cooking
have disfigured me.
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If you insult my cooking
one more time,
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you'll know what it means
to be disfigured by a Mexican.
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Um, can I, um, talk to you guys
about something?
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Not now, dear.
(Sniffles)
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I'm going upstairs and take
some aspirin and lay down.
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After I've gotten up and purged
the aspirin, we can chat.
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But this can't wait.
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There's a problem
with the gardeners.
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What sort of problem?
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They're refusing to work
until they get paid.
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I wrote them a check on Monday.
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It bounced.
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Bounced?
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And I just got a call
from our pool guy.
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His check bounced, too.
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Mrs. Delatour, I think we better
call your business manager.
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I'm calling
for Genevieve Delatour.
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She needs to speak
with Myron Moyer immediately.
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There seems to be some problem
with her account.
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There's no need to worry,
darling.
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Myron's been taking care
of my money for years.
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He'll figure this out.
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What do you mean
you can't find him?
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Oh, my God.
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"Oh, my God"?
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Why are you saying
"Oh, my God"?
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Yes. Um...
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I'll tell her.
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(Telephone beeps)
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Zoila, what?
What's happening?
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(Receiver clatters)
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Your business manager
has disappeared
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and taken all of your money
with him.
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Honey, I'm sorry,
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but because you gave Myron
control over everything,
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you now don't have a cent
to your name.
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Mrs. Delatour?
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Then I was right.
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It is the end of the world.
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1.06 - Walking the Dog
Sync and corrected by Elderfel
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(Humming)
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(Dishes clattering)
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Hello?
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Aah!
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(Sighs) You shouldn't sneak up
on people like that.
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It's very, very rude.
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(Scoffs) You know what else
is rude?
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Breaking into people's homes.
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Excuse me.
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I knocked,
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and that cute black guy said
I could borrow some eggs.
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But... you don't have any.
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That's because
the sexy brown girl
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hasn't gone to the store yet.
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Who are you?
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I'm Julie. I work next door,
for the Higgins.
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Oh. Right.
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I heard they hired a cook.
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Actually, I'm a chef.
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What's the difference?
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$60,000 in tuition.
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And a hat.
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I studied at the Cordon Bleu
in Paris.
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Fancy.
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So where am I gonna get
some eggs?
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Did the Cordon Bleu not teach
you about supermarkets?
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(Laughs)
You're funny.
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Sort of.
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Uh, the problem is,
I don't have a car.
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Do you have a car?
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Why?
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I was thinking
you could drive me.
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Ah!
(Laughing)
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Now you're funny.
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Sort of.
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Hey, Carmen.
I see you've met Julie.
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Yes. Yes. I was just saying,
"Welcome to the neighborhood."
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And good-bye.
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I'm not new
to the neighborhood.
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I-I used to work for
Barbara Crump over on Canon,
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but I had to quit.
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She got got a rottweiler,
and I'm allergic to dogs.
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And I told her
she would have to choose.
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Can you believe she chose
a rottweiler over me?
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(Scoffs)
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Don't let me answer that.
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So, uh, Julie,
uh, do we have any eggs?
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No.
(Clicks tongue)
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Somebody forgot to go
to the store.
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Well...
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How about I run you over there
myself?
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Ah! Thank you so much.
You are so sweet.
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Uh, I'm gonna just run next door
and grab my wallet.
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Okay?
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(Exhales)
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(Lowered voice) So...
What do you think?
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- Of what?
- Of Julie.
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She's cute, right?
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I think I'm gonna ask her out.
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(Snaps fingers)
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(Moaning and panting)
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(Panting)
Oh, God.
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Don't say that.
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What?
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You took the lord's name
in vain. It's not right.
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What should I say?
(Panting)
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You can say...
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"Goodness"!
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(Exhales)
After what we just did...
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I know.
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...that doesn't seem right either.
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But it was good, wasn't it?
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Ohh, it was great.
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What about you?
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How do you feel?
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I'm...
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happy.
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You sound surprised.
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After Ernesto died,
I was so sad.
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Then I had to leave my son
to come here.
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I cried every night.
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After a while,
I started to think,
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if I wasn't crying,
I was happy,
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'cause I forgot what
real happiness feels like.
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I'm happy, too.
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Mmm, what are you doing?
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Come on, Rosie.
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Just a little more happiness.
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(Kissing)
But I got dishes to wash
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and floors to mop.
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(Inhales deeply)
And...
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Oh, God!
(Gasps)
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The good news is
we've found Myron.
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(Zoila)
Oh, thank God.
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The bad news is he's in Brunei.
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(Remi)
Why is that bad?
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We don't have an extradition
treaty with Brunei.
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So the police can't arrest him?
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No. No, Myron Moyer can spend
every cent of Genevieve's money,
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and no one can touch him.
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Well, what can we do?
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(Sighs)
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Hey there, Genevieve.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
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Of course, Michael.
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You look very dashing today.
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Thanks.
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Um, m-my law firm
is working with Interpol
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to try and get your money back.
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But... (clear throat)
it doesn't look good.
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Um... And we think you may want
to sell this house.
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But where would
Remi and I live?
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Fancy apartment?
A nice condo?
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- "Minium"?
- Mm.
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No.
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I like it here.
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But you can't afford
the mortgage now.
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This is America.
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We have safety nets.
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Surely there must be
some entitlement program
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that will help me pay
for my mansion.
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Well, you'd think so,
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but most government aid
only goes to poor people.
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That's not fair.
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They don't have the same
expenses rich people do.
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That's why people choose
to be poor in the first place.
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There's no overhead.
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Mom, where are you going?
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This man has given me stress,
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so I'm going to the spa
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to have Hans beat me with reeds
until it goes away.
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That's my point, Genevieve.
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You can no longer afford
the spa.
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You can't even afford the reeds.
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Hopefully, my relationship
with Hans is strong enough
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that he'll agree
to beat me for free.
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Why don't I just give her some
of the money from my trust fund?
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That should cheer her up.
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Actually,
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about your trust fund...
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It's gone, too?
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I'm so sorry, Remi.
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(Door opens)
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Ida, it's Marisol.
Did you get my message?
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(Ida) I did. You said Eddie
remembered something.
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Yes. He once heard Flora
talking about a DVD.
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What kind of DVD?
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I'm not sure, but she was
using it to blackmail somebody.
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Where do you think she kept it?
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It's got to be somewhere
in the Powell house.
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It's got to be.
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(Remote clicks)
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(Remote clicks)
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(Evelyn)
Marisol?
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Have you seen my Birkin bag?
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It's right over there.
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I'm meeting my friend Genevieve
at the spa.
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The poor thing is having
horrible financial troubles,
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and I want to make sure
that she knows that I am not.
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Is everything okay?
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Everything's fine.
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I'm gonna go finish my ironing.
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(Hangers clatter)
Rosie!
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What's wrong?
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My silk top isn't here.
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That's because I didn't pick up
the dry cleaning yet.
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I have to look spectacular
today.
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Billy Bush is interviewing me,
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and the last thing I wanna do
is give that bitch ammo.
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I'm sorry.
I got a late start.
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Why do I have
so much Donna Karan?
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How many funerals can I go to?
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This one's nice.
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Whatever. Help me get ready.
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You know, Rosie,
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the house
has been a mess lately.
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I'm starting to think
you don't like your job.
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No, no. I like it very much.
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You should.
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You don't have to work
for boring people.
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Spence and I are celebrities.
261
00:12:12,541 --> 00:12:15,844
Yes.
My job is very exciting.
262
00:12:15,878 --> 00:12:17,712
So let's step it up a notch.
263
00:12:17,763 --> 00:12:20,515
No more dirty dishes
in the sink.
264
00:12:20,549 --> 00:12:21,850
No more dust on the shelves.
265
00:12:21,884 --> 00:12:24,719
I'll do better. I promise.
266
00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:25,854
I hope so.
267
00:12:25,888 --> 00:12:27,522
From what I can see,
268
00:12:27,556 --> 00:12:30,508
all you've done all morning
is wash my sheets.
269
00:12:38,701 --> 00:12:41,369
(Knock on door)
270
00:12:41,404 --> 00:12:42,687
Hi.
271
00:12:42,705 --> 00:12:44,689
Brought you a little treat
to cheer you up.
272
00:12:44,707 --> 00:12:46,324
Cheer me up?
273
00:12:46,358 --> 00:12:49,861
No, I'm good. I'm good.
I'm... I'm great, actually.
274
00:12:49,879 --> 00:12:51,996
Really? 'Cause with everything
that's going on
275
00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:53,798
with your mom and the money...
276
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:55,333
I know, right?
277
00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:57,001
I mean, usually you hear
your trust fund's gone,
278
00:12:57,035 --> 00:12:58,369
your freak out, but I'm thinking
this could be the best thing
279
00:12:58,387 --> 00:12:59,871
that's ever happened
to this family.
280
00:12:59,889 --> 00:13:01,339
Really?
Yeah!
281
00:13:01,373 --> 00:13:02,841
I mean, we'll move
into a smaller house,
282
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:04,342
where we can talk and hang out
283
00:13:04,376 --> 00:13:06,895
and... and really connect,
you know?
284
00:13:06,929 --> 00:13:09,564
Maybe we'll move into a tent.
Have you ever been camping?
285
00:13:09,598 --> 00:13:11,549
Uh... no.
286
00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:12,767
Shut up!
287
00:13:12,818 --> 00:13:15,103
We are going camping.
288
00:13:15,154 --> 00:13:17,555
You're... taking this
really well.
289
00:13:17,573 --> 00:13:18,890
Well, there's no other way
to take it, girl.
290
00:13:18,908 --> 00:13:20,358
There's no other way to be.
291
00:13:20,392 --> 00:13:22,160
Okay, well,
I just wanted you to know
292
00:13:22,194 --> 00:13:23,828
that I'm here if you need
to talk or anything.
293
00:13:23,863 --> 00:13:25,830
I so appreciate that.
294
00:13:25,865 --> 00:13:27,499
But like I said,
I'm... I'm good.
295
00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:30,618
I'm really, really excellent.
296
00:13:40,429 --> 00:13:43,715
Marisol had
a nasty little shock today.
297
00:13:43,749 --> 00:13:45,517
Did she?
298
00:13:45,551 --> 00:13:50,421
I believe she happened upon
one of your nauseating DVDs.
299
00:13:50,439 --> 00:13:52,440
Which one?
300
00:13:52,475 --> 00:13:56,895
This exercise in voyeurism
featured the Stappords.
301
00:13:56,929 --> 00:13:58,596
Did Marisol say anything?
302
00:13:58,614 --> 00:14:00,031
Mnh-mnh.
303
00:14:00,065 --> 00:14:00,932
But she was hiding it
when I walked in the room.
304
00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:02,817
She was clearly mortified.
305
00:14:02,868 --> 00:14:05,770
Maybe.
306
00:14:05,788 --> 00:14:09,073
Maybe not.
307
00:14:09,107 --> 00:14:11,960
Marisol has an agenda.
We've known this for a while.
308
00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:14,879
Maybe she was searching for it.
309
00:14:14,914 --> 00:14:16,631
Why would she do that?
310
00:14:16,665 --> 00:14:19,384
So she could use it against me.
311
00:14:19,418 --> 00:14:21,836
I think it's time
to fire Marisol.
312
00:14:21,887 --> 00:14:23,972
I also have an agenda, Adrian.
313
00:14:24,006 --> 00:14:25,890
Mine is to not do housework.
314
00:14:25,925 --> 00:14:27,892
We can hire someone else.
315
00:14:27,927 --> 00:14:29,060
I finally have a maid
316
00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:30,478
who can cook
and conjugate English verbs.
317
00:14:30,513 --> 00:14:32,480
If you think I'm letting her go,
you're crazy.
318
00:14:32,515 --> 00:14:33,965
She wanders around this house
without any supervision.
319
00:14:33,983 --> 00:14:36,901
What happens if she stumbles
onto my collection?
320
00:14:36,936 --> 00:14:38,636
Well...
321
00:14:38,654 --> 00:14:40,522
First, she'll wanna
wash her hands.
322
00:14:40,573 --> 00:14:41,906
Pay attention, darling.
323
00:14:41,941 --> 00:14:43,525
If she finds those DVDs,
324
00:14:43,576 --> 00:14:46,578
she will tell people,
and we will be humiliated.
325
00:14:46,612 --> 00:14:47,862
For God sake, Adrian.
326
00:14:47,913 --> 00:14:49,581
The woman cleans tile grout
for a living.
327
00:14:49,615 --> 00:14:50,999
If you can't shield this secret
from her,
328
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:53,651
you're not the brilliant
degenerate I married.
329
00:14:55,454 --> 00:14:59,657
Evelyn, that was precisely
the pep talk I needed.
330
00:15:04,263 --> 00:15:07,215
(Loud banging and creaking
overhead)
331
00:15:09,768 --> 00:15:10,768
(Switch clicks)
332
00:15:18,677 --> 00:15:20,728
(Breathing heavily)
333
00:15:22,698 --> 00:15:24,148
Am I interrupting something?
334
00:15:24,182 --> 00:15:25,900
Yeah.
335
00:15:25,951 --> 00:15:28,653
Okay, just as a reminder,
my room is right below yours.
336
00:15:28,687 --> 00:15:31,573
Sorry, I didn't... realize
we were that loud.
337
00:15:31,624 --> 00:15:32,574
"We"?
338
00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:34,158
Uh, Julie, say "hi" to Carmen.
339
00:15:34,192 --> 00:15:38,046
(Julie) Hey, Carmen.
Don't come in. I'm super naked.
340
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,964
Isn't this your first date?
341
00:15:39,999 --> 00:15:42,083
And if it keeps going this well,
we'll definitely have a second.
342
00:15:42,134 --> 00:15:43,534
(Clicks tongue)
Good night.
343
00:15:43,552 --> 00:15:45,536
Stop. You can't do this.
344
00:15:45,554 --> 00:15:47,005
Do what?
345
00:15:47,039 --> 00:15:48,640
Have sex with that woman.
346
00:15:48,674 --> 00:15:50,258
She's not up to your standards.
347
00:15:50,309 --> 00:15:52,209
Wait.
348
00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:55,013
What are my standards?
349
00:15:55,047 --> 00:15:57,815
I am your standards.
350
00:15:57,850 --> 00:16:00,217
But you don't want to date me.
351
00:16:00,235 --> 00:16:02,186
Well, just because
you can't have filet mignon
352
00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:04,656
doesn't mean that you have to
settle for fast food.
353
00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:07,075
For your information,
Julie is not a compromise.
354
00:16:07,109 --> 00:16:09,110
She's a smart, elegant woman.
355
00:16:09,161 --> 00:16:12,730
(Julie) Sam!
My breasts are getting cold.
356
00:16:12,748 --> 00:16:13,998
I have to go.
357
00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:15,450
No! You need to stop.
358
00:16:15,501 --> 00:16:17,201
What do you care
who I sleep with?
359
00:16:17,235 --> 00:16:19,737
Well, I...
360
00:16:19,755 --> 00:16:20,705
I don't.
361
00:16:20,739 --> 00:16:22,790
Good.
362
00:16:22,841 --> 00:16:25,259
(Door opens)
363
00:16:29,765 --> 00:16:30,848
What's this?
364
00:16:30,883 --> 00:16:32,383
The ring you gave me
ten years ago.
365
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:34,251
I want you to sell it.
You need the money.
366
00:16:34,269 --> 00:16:36,220
Zoila, it was a gift.
367
00:16:36,254 --> 00:16:39,090
I told you at the time
it was way too extravagant.
368
00:16:39,108 --> 00:16:41,059
You said hang onto it
in case of a rainy day.
369
00:16:41,093 --> 00:16:44,529
Well, it turns out it's
your roof that's leaking.
370
00:16:46,699 --> 00:16:48,866
Did I ever tell you
how I got this?
371
00:16:48,901 --> 00:16:51,119
It was an apology
from my second husband.
372
00:16:51,153 --> 00:16:53,154
- Philippe?
- Yes.
373
00:16:53,205 --> 00:16:55,873
I caught him sleeping
with my nutritionist.
374
00:16:55,908 --> 00:16:57,158
He was so ashamed,
375
00:16:57,209 --> 00:16:59,077
he showed up the next morning
with this ring.
376
00:16:59,111 --> 00:17:02,780
I screamed, "You can't buy
my forgiveness with diamonds."
377
00:17:02,798 --> 00:17:04,281
Then I threw it at him.
378
00:17:04,299 --> 00:17:06,851
The big stone scratched
his cornea.
379
00:17:06,885 --> 00:17:09,053
So it has sentimental value.
380
00:17:09,088 --> 00:17:11,689
Oh, Zoila,
I love you for offering,
381
00:17:11,724 --> 00:17:13,157
but I can't take this.
382
00:17:13,192 --> 00:17:15,259
You can't afford
to be generous either.
383
00:17:15,294 --> 00:17:18,179
You're broke. Remember?
384
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:21,983
All this talk about money
is giving me a migraine.
385
00:17:22,017 --> 00:17:24,318
Can't we talk about this
next week?
386
00:17:24,353 --> 00:17:26,904
I won't be here next week,
sweetie.
387
00:17:26,939 --> 00:17:28,156
What?!
388
00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:29,857
You can't afford to pay me,
389
00:17:29,908 --> 00:17:32,076
and I can't afford
not to get paid.
390
00:17:32,111 --> 00:17:34,328
No! You can't leave me.
391
00:17:34,363 --> 00:17:35,830
I need you.
392
00:17:35,864 --> 00:17:38,583
What you need is
a big dose of reality.
393
00:17:38,617 --> 00:17:40,702
Your life has changed.
394
00:17:40,753 --> 00:17:42,954
You gotta start being smart.
395
00:17:42,988 --> 00:17:46,657
If I can think of a way out
of this mess, will you stay?
396
00:17:46,675 --> 00:17:47,875
I suppose.
397
00:17:47,926 --> 00:17:49,877
Okay. Okay.
398
00:17:49,928 --> 00:17:51,796
You just watch.
399
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:53,931
I'm about to be smart.
400
00:17:53,966 --> 00:17:55,466
(Sighs)
So...
401
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,019
The question is,
how can I make some money?
402
00:17:58,053 --> 00:18:00,138
You could get a job.
403
00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:02,840
Honey, this is serious.
Don't make jokes.
404
00:18:02,858 --> 00:18:04,809
Sorry.
(Sighs)
405
00:18:04,843 --> 00:18:06,343
Hey!
(Chuckles)
406
00:18:06,361 --> 00:18:08,780
Why don't I just get someone
to give me the money?
407
00:18:08,814 --> 00:18:10,681
I have a lot of rich friends.
408
00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:13,851
You won't once you start
asking them for money.
409
00:18:13,869 --> 00:18:15,453
You're right.
410
00:18:15,487 --> 00:18:19,741
I have to borrow from someone
who really loves me.
411
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:25,630
Someone like
a rich ex-husband...
412
00:18:25,664 --> 00:18:27,999
Who feels guilty
about the way he treated you.
413
00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:30,001
Oh, Zoila!
414
00:18:30,035 --> 00:18:32,887
I like being smart.
415
00:18:38,074 --> 00:18:39,575
Carmen?
416
00:18:39,609 --> 00:18:42,077
Hey. What are you doing
out here?
417
00:18:42,111 --> 00:18:43,579
Thought you might want
a smoothie.
418
00:18:43,613 --> 00:18:45,948
Ah. After 6 miles?
419
00:18:45,982 --> 00:18:47,282
You bet.
(Panting)
420
00:18:47,316 --> 00:18:48,700
Mmm. While you're
catching your breath,
421
00:18:48,751 --> 00:18:50,369
can I talk to you
about something?
422
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,421
(Exhales)
Sure.
423
00:18:52,455 --> 00:18:54,423
One of your employees
424
00:18:54,457 --> 00:18:56,121
had sex last night...
425
00:18:56,156 --> 00:18:57,960
in your house...
426
00:18:57,994 --> 00:18:59,160
with a woman.
427
00:19:00,463 --> 00:19:02,297
No, no, no, no.
It wasn't me.
428
00:19:02,331 --> 00:19:03,548
You can put that eyebrow down.
429
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,550
So Sam got laid.
430
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,519
- Mm-hmm.
- Ah! Good for him.
431
00:19:07,553 --> 00:19:09,771
No! No! Not good.
432
00:19:09,806 --> 00:19:11,356
This woman that
came into your house...
433
00:19:11,391 --> 00:19:13,174
she's not all there.
434
00:19:13,192 --> 00:19:14,226
(Grunts)
435
00:19:14,277 --> 00:19:16,979
She's bald?
436
00:19:17,013 --> 00:19:18,113
No, she's crazy.
437
00:19:18,147 --> 00:19:20,065
- Really?
- Yeah. I met her.
438
00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:22,618
Psychotic. Or on drugs.
Or both.
439
00:19:22,652 --> 00:19:23,986
Either way, I think
you should tell Sam
440
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:26,021
that he can't bring her
into your house.
441
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,657
Let me tell you
a little something about Sam.
442
00:19:28,691 --> 00:19:30,575
He's been working here
for four years.
443
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,027
He's been lonely
the whole time.
444
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,529
And I'm thrilled
he's finally found someone.
445
00:19:34,547 --> 00:19:37,165
We should be happy for him,
not, uh...
446
00:19:37,199 --> 00:19:38,800
meddling in his love life.
447
00:19:38,835 --> 00:19:41,219
No, I-I don't care about
his love life.
448
00:19:41,254 --> 00:19:42,471
(Chuckles)
449
00:19:42,505 --> 00:19:44,973
I just want him
to respect your house.
450
00:19:45,008 --> 00:19:47,142
Well, thank you very much,
451
00:19:47,176 --> 00:19:50,729
but I'm sure the house can
survive a booty call or two.
452
00:19:52,048 --> 00:19:53,348
Hi, Alejandro.
453
00:19:53,382 --> 00:19:55,267
Hey, Mrs. Crump.
454
00:19:57,186 --> 00:19:59,154
Um... excuse me?
455
00:19:59,188 --> 00:20:00,605
You're Mrs. Crump?
456
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,357
Yes.
You live over on canon?
457
00:20:02,391 --> 00:20:04,225
Yes, I do.
458
00:20:04,243 --> 00:20:05,494
I'm Carmen.
459
00:20:05,528 --> 00:20:07,162
I work for Alejandro.
460
00:20:07,196 --> 00:20:08,563
Oh.
461
00:20:08,581 --> 00:20:12,167
I have to say, that is
one beautiful rottweiler.
462
00:20:12,201 --> 00:20:13,368
Why, thank you.
463
00:20:13,402 --> 00:20:15,587
I just love dogs.
464
00:20:15,621 --> 00:20:18,206
If you ever need anyone
to walk him,
465
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,758
I'd be happy to.
466
00:20:29,552 --> 00:20:30,602
He's ready to see you now.
467
00:20:30,636 --> 00:20:32,604
Will you come this way?
468
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,375
Mrs. Delatour.
469
00:20:53,409 --> 00:20:56,328
Mr. Delatour.
470
00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:58,630
How are you?
471
00:20:58,664 --> 00:21:00,448
How's our son?
472
00:21:00,466 --> 00:21:02,634
Remi is wonderful.
473
00:21:02,668 --> 00:21:05,170
You don't call him
as much as you should.
474
00:21:05,221 --> 00:21:06,588
You're right.
You're absolutely right.
475
00:21:06,622 --> 00:21:08,123
(Chuckles)
476
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,307
(Exhales)
477
00:21:09,342 --> 00:21:11,810
My God,
478
00:21:11,844 --> 00:21:14,346
you're as devastatingly
beautiful as ever.
479
00:21:14,397 --> 00:21:16,732
Why in the world
did we ever divorce?
480
00:21:16,766 --> 00:21:19,351
You kept committing adultery.
481
00:21:19,402 --> 00:21:21,069
(Chuckles)
Oh, that's right.
482
00:21:21,104 --> 00:21:22,988
You must have been
so disappointed in me.
483
00:21:23,022 --> 00:21:26,307
No. I knew you were French
when I married you.
484
00:21:26,325 --> 00:21:29,745
Yeah, still, I regret sleeping
with so many of your friends.
485
00:21:29,779 --> 00:21:32,364
I was able to get new friends.
486
00:21:32,415 --> 00:21:34,533
And then I slept
with your sister.
487
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:38,370
Yes. Well, that was
a bit more awkward.
488
00:21:38,421 --> 00:21:40,505
Philippe...
489
00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:42,507
If time has taught me anything,
490
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:45,260
it's how to forgive,
491
00:21:45,294 --> 00:21:47,796
- so consider yourself forgiven.
- (Whispers) Oh.
492
00:21:47,830 --> 00:21:49,998
I want us to be friends again.
493
00:21:51,467 --> 00:21:53,185
This wouldn't have
anything to do
494
00:21:53,219 --> 00:21:56,354
with Myron Moyer stealing
all your money, would it?
495
00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,357
So you've heard.
496
00:21:59,392 --> 00:22:00,475
(Mouths word)
497
00:22:00,509 --> 00:22:03,195
Well, it's true.
498
00:22:03,229 --> 00:22:05,147
I am broke,
499
00:22:05,181 --> 00:22:06,531
and I need your help.
500
00:22:06,566 --> 00:22:09,734
But it is also true
501
00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:12,654
that I want you back
in my life.
502
00:22:12,688 --> 00:22:14,623
I've missed you, my love.
503
00:22:14,657 --> 00:22:17,358
I'm so glad to hear that.
504
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:24,583
Do you remember this manet?
505
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:26,635
Of course.
506
00:22:26,669 --> 00:22:28,703
You bought it on our honeymoon.
507
00:22:28,721 --> 00:22:32,674
It was recently appraised
at a million dollars.
508
00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:34,509
Would you like it?
509
00:22:34,543 --> 00:22:37,212
Oh, Philippe.
510
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:40,381
You would just give it to me?
No strings attached?
511
00:22:40,399 --> 00:22:41,850
Well...
512
00:22:41,884 --> 00:22:44,486
I didn't say that.
513
00:22:49,325 --> 00:22:51,526
How'd it go?
514
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,529
He offered me a painting
worth a million dollars.
515
00:22:54,563 --> 00:22:56,531
That's great!
516
00:22:56,565 --> 00:22:57,749
What's wrong?
517
00:22:57,783 --> 00:23:00,368
He offered it on the condition
518
00:23:00,402 --> 00:23:02,403
that I sleep with him.
519
00:23:02,421 --> 00:23:04,906
What?
520
00:23:04,924 --> 00:23:08,677
He said I was
the best he'd ever had,
521
00:23:08,711 --> 00:23:10,762
and it was worth
that much money for...
522
00:23:10,796 --> 00:23:14,799
and these are his words...
523
00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:18,386
another ride
on the sensual merry-go-round
524
00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:20,188
that is my body.
525
00:23:21,524 --> 00:23:24,392
So did you give him a ride?
526
00:23:24,426 --> 00:23:26,194
No!
527
00:23:26,229 --> 00:23:28,530
How can you even ask that?
528
00:23:28,564 --> 00:23:30,482
You're broke!
529
00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:32,317
I may be destitute,
530
00:23:32,368 --> 00:23:35,871
but I would never debase myself
just to pay a few bills.
531
00:23:35,905 --> 00:23:38,490
I'm sorry.
532
00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:40,108
I'm also very proud of you.
533
00:23:41,460 --> 00:23:44,663
Thank you.
534
00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:46,631
So...
(Purse thuds)
535
00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:48,283
What happens now?
536
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:52,287
You are going to learn
to take care of yourself.
537
00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:53,388
I am?
538
00:23:53,422 --> 00:23:55,590
And this is a good thing.
539
00:23:55,624 --> 00:23:57,425
It's your chance
to finally prove to people
540
00:23:57,459 --> 00:24:00,762
that you're more than a shallow,
spoiled Beverly Hills diva.
541
00:24:00,796 --> 00:24:03,231
I'm sure you can get a job
542
00:24:03,266 --> 00:24:04,983
selling clothes
at a fancy shop,
543
00:24:05,017 --> 00:24:07,686
or hostessing
at an upscale bistro.
544
00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:10,822
I can teach you how
to cook your own meals
545
00:24:10,856 --> 00:24:13,325
and wash your own clothes.
546
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:15,827
And even though you'll fall
asleep exhausted every night,
547
00:24:15,861 --> 00:24:18,196
you will be happy
because you'll know
548
00:24:18,247 --> 00:24:21,249
you are finally
a productive member of society.
549
00:24:21,284 --> 00:24:22,500
And what are you doing?
550
00:24:22,535 --> 00:24:25,253
I'm starting up
the merry-go-round.
551
00:24:26,622 --> 00:24:28,373
But, honey...
552
00:24:28,424 --> 00:24:30,759
Relax. It's Philippe.
553
00:24:30,793 --> 00:24:32,928
And if memory serves me,
554
00:24:32,962 --> 00:24:35,347
the ride won't last that long.
555
00:24:46,642 --> 00:24:47,943
Where's Peri?
556
00:24:47,977 --> 00:24:50,946
She left for a costume fitting.
557
00:24:50,980 --> 00:24:52,280
Oh?
558
00:24:54,516 --> 00:24:56,651
Good.
559
00:24:56,685 --> 00:24:58,820
- Mmm.
- What are you doing?
560
00:24:58,854 --> 00:25:00,739
I must not be doing it well
if you have to ask.
561
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,490
No. Mrs. Peri will
be back soon.
562
00:25:02,524 --> 00:25:04,409
So?
563
00:25:04,460 --> 00:25:06,911
So if I don't get my work done,
she is going to fire me.
564
00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:09,748
But I need to be with you.
565
00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:11,716
(Inhales and exhales deeply)
566
00:25:13,052 --> 00:25:14,836
- Okay.
- Mmm.
567
00:25:14,870 --> 00:25:16,504
But we have to do it fast.
568
00:25:16,538 --> 00:25:17,922
Mrs. Peri told me
to fix the toilet in the den
569
00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:19,541
before she gets back.
570
00:25:19,575 --> 00:25:22,060
I'll have you holding
that plunger in no time.
571
00:25:24,046 --> 00:25:26,231
- Mmm. Thank you, Mr. Spence.
- Mmm.
572
00:25:26,265 --> 00:25:29,050
Ooh, just Spence.
It's quicker.
573
00:25:31,053 --> 00:25:32,553
♪
574
00:25:32,571 --> 00:25:34,739
♪ ...until you dance with me
575
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:37,575
♪ until you dance with me
576
00:25:37,610 --> 00:25:39,577
♪ I wanna see you bop,
do the body rock ♪
577
00:25:39,612 --> 00:25:41,279
♪ baby girl, I just won't stop
578
00:25:41,330 --> 00:25:43,081
♪ until you dance with me
579
00:25:43,115 --> 00:25:45,733
♪ dance with me
(song slows down)
580
00:25:45,751 --> 00:25:47,619
♪ sexy, sexy
581
00:25:47,670 --> 00:25:49,570
♪ girl sexy
582
00:25:49,588 --> 00:25:51,406
♪
583
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:53,574
♪ oh, oh
584
00:25:53,592 --> 00:25:55,076
♪
585
00:25:55,094 --> 00:25:59,014
(Song warps and stops)
(Moaning)
586
00:25:59,048 --> 00:26:00,515
(Gasps)
587
00:26:00,549 --> 00:26:01,683
Ohh!
588
00:26:01,717 --> 00:26:03,751
(Exhales)
Ohh!
589
00:26:03,769 --> 00:26:08,973
(Panting)
That was the best sex ever.
590
00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:11,726
Ohh! Don't you think so,
Spence?
591
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,978
(Sighs deeply)
592
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,947
Mr. Spence?
593
00:26:15,981 --> 00:26:19,767
(Gasps)
Mr. Spence?!
594
00:26:19,785 --> 00:26:21,436
Madre de Dios!
595
00:26:23,489 --> 00:26:25,206
(Dialing)
596
00:26:25,241 --> 00:26:26,941
(Female dispatcher) 9-1-1.
What's your emergency?
597
00:26:26,959 --> 00:26:28,993
I think I need an ambulance.
598
00:26:32,295 --> 00:26:37,704
(Siren wailing in distance,
telephone ringing)
599
00:26:38,439 --> 00:26:40,273
Rosie?
600
00:26:40,291 --> 00:26:42,442
What in God's name happened?
601
00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:45,295
Mr. Spence had a heart attack.
602
00:26:45,329 --> 00:26:48,582
What?!
But he's only 46.
603
00:26:48,616 --> 00:26:51,084
I'm just telling you
what the doctors said.
604
00:26:51,118 --> 00:26:54,004
I don't understand. What was
he doing when this happened?
605
00:26:54,055 --> 00:26:56,056
Huh?
606
00:26:56,090 --> 00:26:58,925
I mean, was he exercising?
607
00:26:58,959 --> 00:27:01,961
Yes. I'd say so.
608
00:27:01,979 --> 00:27:03,063
Mm-hmm.
609
00:27:03,097 --> 00:27:04,347
Mrs. Westmore?
610
00:27:04,398 --> 00:27:05,932
I'm Dr. Kagan.
611
00:27:05,966 --> 00:27:07,184
I wanna talk to you about
your husband's condition.
612
00:27:07,235 --> 00:27:09,236
Is he gonna die?
613
00:27:09,270 --> 00:27:12,189
No, no. He's in intensive care,
but he's stable.
614
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,773
(Exhales)
Thank God.
615
00:27:13,807 --> 00:27:15,075
I need to see him.
616
00:27:15,109 --> 00:27:17,777
Sure.
Uh, just for a moment.
617
00:27:17,811 --> 00:27:19,479
Can I see him, too?
618
00:27:20,781 --> 00:27:22,165
I'm sorry. You are...
619
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,367
This is Rosie, our maid.
620
00:27:24,418 --> 00:27:27,954
Sorry, only family's allowed.
621
00:27:27,988 --> 00:27:31,174
(Women speaking indistinctly
over P.A.)
622
00:27:31,209 --> 00:27:33,760
(Doorbell rings)
623
00:27:37,848 --> 00:27:39,049
Marisol.
624
00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:40,684
To what do I owe this pleasure?
625
00:27:40,718 --> 00:27:42,302
You're not due back here
till Sunday.
626
00:27:42,336 --> 00:27:45,722
I'm sorry. I think I left
my spare key in the study.
627
00:27:45,773 --> 00:27:47,057
Would you mind if I had a look?
628
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,393
Of course not. Be my guest.
629
00:27:50,444 --> 00:27:53,780
Mi casa es su casa.
630
00:27:56,117 --> 00:27:57,850
Thank you.
631
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,341
(Gasps)
632
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:24,344
Did you find your... key?
633
00:28:24,378 --> 00:28:27,380
Nope.
634
00:28:27,398 --> 00:28:29,215
Must have left it
somewhere else.
635
00:28:29,233 --> 00:28:32,319
Good luck finding it.
636
00:28:46,117 --> 00:28:48,952
(Panting)
637
00:28:50,338 --> 00:28:52,339
Hmm.
638
00:28:57,428 --> 00:29:00,347
(Whispers)
Okay, let's go.
639
00:29:00,381 --> 00:29:01,414
(Panting)
640
00:29:01,432 --> 00:29:03,416
Come on, buddy. Come on.
641
00:29:03,434 --> 00:29:05,385
Come here. Come here.
642
00:29:05,419 --> 00:29:07,470
Find the treat.
643
00:29:07,521 --> 00:29:11,057
It's so delicious, right?
So delicious.
644
00:29:11,091 --> 00:29:12,925
Good boy! Good boy!
645
00:29:12,943 --> 00:29:16,896
Oh, how could anyone
be allergic to you?
646
00:29:16,930 --> 00:29:19,199
Okay, let's go.
647
00:29:19,233 --> 00:29:21,117
Come on, come on, come on.
648
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,938
(Indistinct conversations)
649
00:29:25,956 --> 00:29:27,073
Yeah?
(Laughs)
650
00:29:27,108 --> 00:29:29,042
(Both speak indistinctly)
651
00:29:29,076 --> 00:29:30,877
(Laughs)
652
00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:37,283
(Speaks indistinctly, laughs)
653
00:29:40,054 --> 00:29:42,889
(Siren wailing)
654
00:29:44,258 --> 00:29:46,393
Baby, I swear
we don't have a dog!
655
00:29:46,427 --> 00:29:48,061
(Strained voice)
You must have!
656
00:29:48,095 --> 00:29:51,130
It's the only thing
I'm allergic to!
657
00:29:51,148 --> 00:29:52,515
(Groans)
658
00:29:52,566 --> 00:29:54,484
(Mouths words)
659
00:30:04,245 --> 00:30:06,029
What's that?
660
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,614
It's dog fur,
661
00:30:07,648 --> 00:30:08,948
and it's all over my sheets,
662
00:30:08,982 --> 00:30:10,750
along with crumbs
from a dog biscuit.
663
00:30:10,785 --> 00:30:12,535
Well, whatever kinky stuff
you and Julie are into,
664
00:30:12,586 --> 00:30:14,371
that's your business.
665
00:30:14,422 --> 00:30:18,041
Carmen, this is really
how you're gonna be right now?
666
00:30:19,427 --> 00:30:21,177
(Stammers)
Okay!
667
00:30:21,212 --> 00:30:22,545
I did it.
668
00:30:22,596 --> 00:30:23,463
But I just thought she was
gonna get, like, a...
669
00:30:23,497 --> 00:30:25,131
like a rash or something.
670
00:30:25,165 --> 00:30:26,433
You could've killed her.
I know.
671
00:30:26,467 --> 00:30:28,385
I'm sorry.
672
00:30:28,436 --> 00:30:30,303
I just wanted her to go away.
673
00:30:30,337 --> 00:30:32,105
Are you jealous?
674
00:30:32,139 --> 00:30:34,307
No.
675
00:30:34,341 --> 00:30:35,675
Are you sure?
676
00:30:35,693 --> 00:30:37,394
I don't know what I was
feeling or... or thinking.
677
00:30:37,445 --> 00:30:39,612
I'm just... I'm sorry.
678
00:30:39,647 --> 00:30:42,348
I-I am very, very sorry.
679
00:30:42,366 --> 00:30:46,152
You had your chance.
You turned me down.
680
00:30:46,186 --> 00:30:47,704
So if you're not gonna
be with me,
681
00:30:47,738 --> 00:30:49,622
you have to let me be
with someone else.
682
00:30:49,657 --> 00:30:51,541
Okay?
683
00:31:06,557 --> 00:31:08,591
I told you to sell this.
684
00:31:08,642 --> 00:31:10,643
No.
I want you to have it.
685
00:31:10,678 --> 00:31:12,929
- Genevieve, I...
- Listen to me.
686
00:31:12,980 --> 00:31:15,432
I've had
six different husbands.
687
00:31:15,483 --> 00:31:18,318
They all vowed to stand by me
for the rest of my life,
688
00:31:18,352 --> 00:31:20,019
but none of them did.
689
00:31:20,053 --> 00:31:21,271
(Exhales deeply)
690
00:31:21,322 --> 00:31:23,156
Only one person
has always been there,
691
00:31:23,190 --> 00:31:26,025
for better or for worse.
692
00:31:26,059 --> 00:31:28,361
So I want you to have
this ring...
693
00:31:28,395 --> 00:31:30,580
not as a gift,
694
00:31:30,614 --> 00:31:33,399
but as my promise
to take care of you,
695
00:31:33,417 --> 00:31:36,569
just like you have always
taken care of me.
696
00:31:43,043 --> 00:31:45,094
But you still have to come up
with a plan.
697
00:31:45,129 --> 00:31:48,131
You have a lot of bills
coming in,
698
00:31:48,182 --> 00:31:50,383
and you can't keep
exchanging sex for watercolors.
699
00:31:50,417 --> 00:31:53,219
(Chuckles)
Oh, I have a plan.
700
00:31:53,253 --> 00:31:55,221
Uh-oh.
701
00:31:55,255 --> 00:31:56,606
What are you gonna do?
702
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,091
What I've always done.
703
00:31:59,109 --> 00:32:02,145
It's time to find
husband number seven.
704
00:32:17,661 --> 00:32:20,663
(CD clatters, drawer closes)
705
00:32:20,714 --> 00:32:22,048
(Knock on door)
706
00:32:27,454 --> 00:32:29,556
You're right.
707
00:32:29,590 --> 00:32:31,624
I am jealous.
708
00:32:43,794 --> 00:32:46,796
(Taylor laughs,
Michael speaks indistinctly)
709
00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:51,834
Marisol, what are you doing up?
710
00:32:51,868 --> 00:32:54,971
(Sighs) I needed
to talk to you both.
711
00:32:55,005 --> 00:32:56,005
What's all this?
712
00:32:56,039 --> 00:32:57,757
I made Martinis.
713
00:32:57,808 --> 00:33:00,376
Thanks, but we're not thirsty.
714
00:33:00,394 --> 00:33:03,212
After I'm finished,
715
00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:06,098
you're going to want a drink.
716
00:33:09,903 --> 00:33:13,722
So how many of these DVDs
do you think Adrian has?
717
00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:17,276
Well, if Mr. Powell taped
one of your sessions,
718
00:33:17,327 --> 00:33:19,996
he probably taped all of them.
719
00:33:20,030 --> 00:33:21,730
Oh, my God.
720
00:33:21,748 --> 00:33:24,166
Obviously,
this could be devastating
721
00:33:24,201 --> 00:33:26,002
if any of these got out,
722
00:33:26,036 --> 00:33:27,736
landed on the Internet.
723
00:33:27,754 --> 00:33:28,737
Adrian wouldn't do that.
724
00:33:28,755 --> 00:33:30,339
Would he?
725
00:33:30,374 --> 00:33:33,909
He might not, but you probably
don't wanna take that chance.
726
00:33:33,927 --> 00:33:35,744
Now...
727
00:33:35,762 --> 00:33:38,881
I would be willing
to steal them for you,
728
00:33:38,915 --> 00:33:42,051
but I would need to know where
Adrian keeps his collection.
729
00:33:42,085 --> 00:33:43,469
Any ideas?
730
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,939
Not really.
It's such a huge house.
731
00:33:46,973 --> 00:33:50,443
Michael, did he ever
say anything to you?
732
00:33:52,312 --> 00:33:54,980
(Sets down glass)
Mr. Stappord.
733
00:33:55,032 --> 00:33:56,866
Michael, where are you going?
734
00:33:58,869 --> 00:34:00,903
Oh, no.
(Door closes)
735
00:34:00,937 --> 00:34:03,039
(Car engine starts)
736
00:34:03,073 --> 00:34:05,586
(Car departs)
737
00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:11,280
(Door closes)
738
00:34:11,298 --> 00:34:13,332
Michael. What a surprise.
739
00:34:13,383 --> 00:34:14,834
Did Evelyn let you in?
740
00:34:16,053 --> 00:34:17,136
(Grunts)
741
00:34:17,170 --> 00:34:18,787
(Glass shatters)
742
00:34:30,767 --> 00:34:32,968
(Banging in distance)
743
00:34:32,986 --> 00:34:34,136
The den.
744
00:34:38,141 --> 00:34:40,159
(Glass crunches)
745
00:34:41,745 --> 00:34:44,280
I bet you feel like
a big man now,
746
00:34:44,314 --> 00:34:45,498
which is ironic, considering...
747
00:34:45,532 --> 00:34:47,149
Where are they?
748
00:34:47,167 --> 00:34:48,951
Safe and sound.
Don't you worry.
749
00:34:48,985 --> 00:34:50,169
Uhh!
750
00:34:50,203 --> 00:34:51,420
Mr. Stappord, stop!
751
00:34:51,455 --> 00:34:52,838
(Taylor)
You're gonna kill him!
752
00:34:52,873 --> 00:34:54,340
You listen to me, you pervert!
753
00:34:54,374 --> 00:34:57,126
I'm not leaving here
without those DVDs!
754
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,594
(Evelyn)
Michael!
755
00:35:01,381 --> 00:35:04,183
Party's over. Get out.
756
00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:10,473
Perhaps my tone is not conveying
the seriousness of my intention.
757
00:35:10,507 --> 00:35:12,558
(Glass shatters)
(Taylor screams)
758
00:35:12,609 --> 00:35:13,976
(Gasps)
759
00:35:14,010 --> 00:35:16,362
Have I made myself clear?
760
00:35:16,396 --> 00:35:17,897
Adrian has something
that belongs to me,
761
00:35:17,948 --> 00:35:19,565
and I'm not leaving
until I get it.
762
00:35:21,401 --> 00:35:23,852
Are you talking about the DVDs?
763
00:35:23,870 --> 00:35:25,204
You know?
764
00:35:25,238 --> 00:35:27,990
I know everything
that happens in this house.
765
00:35:28,024 --> 00:35:29,959
I'm going to give them
what they came for,
766
00:35:29,993 --> 00:35:32,027
and then we're gonna put this
nasty little mess behind us.
767
00:35:32,045 --> 00:35:33,963
Okay?
768
00:35:33,997 --> 00:35:35,498
(Panting)
Fine.
769
00:35:35,532 --> 00:35:38,250
(Whispers) I was tired
of looking at your wife anyway.
770
00:35:38,301 --> 00:35:40,202
So help me, Michael.
771
00:35:43,206 --> 00:35:45,541
(Evelyn)
Adrian?
772
00:35:45,559 --> 00:35:47,209
Go get some ice for your lip.
773
00:35:47,227 --> 00:35:50,312
Michael, you, Taylor, sit down.
Behave yourselves.
774
00:35:50,347 --> 00:35:52,064
I'm gonna get what you want.
775
00:35:52,098 --> 00:35:54,016
Marisol...
776
00:35:54,050 --> 00:35:56,569
come with me.
777
00:36:18,908 --> 00:36:19,925
(Switch clicks)
778
00:36:38,061 --> 00:36:39,862
Here we go.
779
00:36:42,365 --> 00:36:45,267
(DVD cases clattering)
780
00:36:47,487 --> 00:36:50,105
"The Taylor Collection"?
781
00:36:50,123 --> 00:36:53,626
(DVD cases clattering)
782
00:36:55,295 --> 00:36:57,379
As you can see,
783
00:36:57,414 --> 00:36:59,882
there are no other DVDs
bearing Taylor's name.
784
00:37:01,301 --> 00:37:04,303
Make sure you tell Michael
he has everything.
785
00:37:09,426 --> 00:37:12,928
Well, Michael, Taylor,
786
00:37:12,962 --> 00:37:16,015
obviously, we won't
be socializing anymore.
787
00:37:16,066 --> 00:37:17,299
What a relief it will be
788
00:37:17,317 --> 00:37:19,468
to stop pretending
that we like each other.
789
00:37:25,575 --> 00:37:26,992
Oh, and, Marisol?
790
00:37:29,279 --> 00:37:31,330
You're fired.
791
00:37:38,288 --> 00:37:41,090
Did you talk to the doctors?
792
00:37:41,124 --> 00:37:43,425
I did. Spence is doing
much better.
793
00:37:43,460 --> 00:37:45,344
He's awake and talking.
794
00:37:45,378 --> 00:37:47,429
(Exhales)
Thank God.
795
00:37:49,332 --> 00:37:51,350
What is that?
796
00:37:51,384 --> 00:37:52,551
It's our wedding album.
797
00:37:52,602 --> 00:37:55,354
Just... got the urge
to go through it.
798
00:37:55,388 --> 00:37:58,190
Look.
It's Spence in his tux.
799
00:37:58,224 --> 00:38:00,225
(Chuckles)
800
00:38:00,277 --> 00:38:01,477
So handsome.
801
00:38:01,511 --> 00:38:02,778
Wasn't he, though?
802
00:38:04,481 --> 00:38:07,733
You two seem very happy.
803
00:38:12,289 --> 00:38:15,624
I've decided
to go into therapy.
804
00:38:15,659 --> 00:38:17,543
Therapy?
805
00:38:17,577 --> 00:38:20,746
I want to understand why
I'm such a raging bitch.
806
00:38:22,165 --> 00:38:23,666
Ohh.
807
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:26,635
You've seen me in action.
I'm a nightmare, right?
808
00:38:26,670 --> 00:38:28,170
No.
809
00:38:28,204 --> 00:38:29,638
I've seen worse.
810
00:38:29,673 --> 00:38:32,040
How? Did you clean
for Hitler?
811
00:38:32,058 --> 00:38:38,046
The things I say,
the way I act out...
812
00:38:38,064 --> 00:38:41,183
(Voice breaks)
Something is wrong with me...
813
00:38:41,217 --> 00:38:42,484
(Sniffles)
814
00:38:42,519 --> 00:38:45,521
And I'm going to fix it.
815
00:38:45,555 --> 00:38:49,057
What made you decide this?
816
00:38:51,444 --> 00:38:53,862
For the past year, I...
817
00:38:53,896 --> 00:38:56,448
began to think
I didn't love Spence anymore.
818
00:38:56,499 --> 00:39:01,587
(Voice breaks) But when
I saw him in that hospital...
819
00:39:01,621 --> 00:39:04,423
Oh, I do love him, Rosie.
820
00:39:04,457 --> 00:39:06,592
I just...
(sobs)
821
00:39:06,626 --> 00:39:08,677
forget it sometimes.
822
00:39:08,712 --> 00:39:11,513
Well...
823
00:39:11,548 --> 00:39:13,349
It's good you know that.
824
00:39:13,383 --> 00:39:14,717
(Inhales deeply)
825
00:39:14,751 --> 00:39:16,635
So I'm gonna change for him,
826
00:39:16,686 --> 00:39:18,721
be the best wife ever.
827
00:39:18,755 --> 00:39:22,524
And Spence and I will
be happy again.
828
00:39:23,777 --> 00:39:26,145
It's a good thing,
829
00:39:26,196 --> 00:39:28,313
to be happy.
830
00:39:28,365 --> 00:39:30,599
(Laughs and sniffles)
831
00:39:30,617 --> 00:39:33,769
(Footsteps retreating)
832
00:39:37,323 --> 00:39:41,660
(Rings)
833
00:39:41,711 --> 00:39:43,495
(Ring, beep)
834
00:39:43,546 --> 00:39:44,613
Hello?
835
00:39:44,631 --> 00:39:47,299
Yeah, it's Michael.
I'm...
836
00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:50,085
I'm calling to see how you are.
837
00:39:50,119 --> 00:39:51,470
(Grunts)
Well, apparently,
838
00:39:51,504 --> 00:39:53,422
I'm in need
of some plastic surgery.
839
00:39:53,456 --> 00:39:55,474
But to be fair,
840
00:39:55,508 --> 00:39:57,459
Evelyn's been saying that
for years.
841
00:39:57,477 --> 00:39:59,728
I had too much to drink.
You know how I get.
842
00:39:59,763 --> 00:40:02,264
I suppose I do.
843
00:40:02,298 --> 00:40:05,234
You know the real reason
why I came over there tonight,
844
00:40:05,268 --> 00:40:06,435
don't you, Adrian?
845
00:40:06,469 --> 00:40:09,571
You had an ulterior motive?
I'm shocked.
846
00:40:09,606 --> 00:40:12,107
I want that DVD back.
847
00:40:12,141 --> 00:40:13,642
The one with Flora?
848
00:40:13,660 --> 00:40:17,696
Relax. I smashed it
into a millions bits...
849
00:40:17,747 --> 00:40:19,281
a long time ago.
850
00:40:19,315 --> 00:40:20,449
(Exhales deeply)
851
00:40:20,483 --> 00:40:22,150
Thank God.
852
00:40:22,168 --> 00:40:25,320
Obviously, back when I still
considered you a friend.
853
00:40:27,123 --> 00:40:29,658
Again, Adrian,
I'm sorry for what I did.
854
00:40:29,676 --> 00:40:32,177
Well, we all make mistakes.
855
00:40:35,432 --> 00:40:36,832
(Beep)
856
00:40:50,861 --> 00:40:52,330
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