1 00:00:02,435 --> 00:00:04,303 [Cayucas' a summer thing] 2 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:06,472 - ♪ Oh oh ooh oh oh oh ♪ 3 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:10,342 ♪ oh oh oh 4 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:13,278 ♪ get up, get out of bed ♪ 5 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,446 ♪ 6 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:19,418 ♪ I just wanna sleep instead 7 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,553 - Oh, good morning, Mr. bendele. 8 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:24,089 You're not leaving us yet, are you? 9 00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:26,492 - I'm with you till the end, Mack. 10 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:30,529 - ♪ Bit by the rattlesnake 11 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,232 ♪ no swimming at the lake 12 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:36,168 - tonight is the first night of the rest of our lives. 13 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:39,605 - What we are about to do is not simply camp, kip. 14 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:42,274 It's the c.I.T. Overnight, a rite of passage. 15 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:44,309 We will write our names on the lion's head. 16 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:45,744 - The what? 17 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,613 - Only those who have come before know. 18 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:50,115 I grew up at this camp, and I don't even know. 19 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:52,684 All I do know is that this trip is going to be an intense night 20 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:55,287 of survival and bonding, and I am getting laid. 21 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,589 - Oh, yeah? By who? 22 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,792 - I'm not concerned with the details right now. 23 00:00:59,794 --> 00:01:01,560 I've been reading the secret. 24 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,128 You just ask the universe for what you want, 25 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:06,298 and the universe shall provide. 26 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,267 - So the political prisoners of north Korea 27 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:11,136 just ask the universe to set them free? 28 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:13,806 - Whatever on that. I'm an outdoorsman. 29 00:01:13,808 --> 00:01:17,076 The wild is my element. My place to shine. 30 00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:18,477 And ladies love shiny things. 31 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:20,479 - Hey! My dads talked to your mom, 32 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,081 and they're letting me be an honorary c.I.T. 33 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,215 I get to come on the trip with you. 34 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:24,650 - Awesome. Don't forget to pack 35 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,585 bug repellent, sunscreen, and toilet paper. 36 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,719 - And my condoms. 37 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:30,622 - Sure. Women are just as responsible 38 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,524 for safe sex. Wanna borrow some? 39 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:34,226 - You don't borrow condoms, Buzz. 40 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:36,328 Anyway, can't believe we're finally gonna get 41 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:40,532 - I know, it's huge. - See you in a few. 42 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:45,137 - What about grace? - What? 43 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:46,538 Oh, you mean for sex? No. 44 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:48,307 I've known her since I was, like, three. 45 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:50,142 We used to take baths together. 46 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:51,743 - Then you're halfway there. 47 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:53,112 - That I peed in. 48 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:55,147 - Oh, well, you're not three anymore. 49 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:57,249 [Grunts] 50 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:04,890 Oh, Chloe, 10:00. - Did she see us? 51 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:06,158 - I don't think so. 52 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,594 - We have to tell her. - I know. 53 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:09,795 - [Sighs] I should do it. 54 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:12,131 She's my roommate and kind of my friend. 55 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:13,765 - And she might take it better coming from you. 56 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,734 - I doubt it. That girl has two gears. 57 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,302 You never know which one you're gonna get. 58 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,638 - Usually, it's the insane one. 59 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,508 - Hey, Chloe. 60 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:23,742 Aren't you hot in that hat? 61 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:28,247 - Yes. But I'm in mourning. 62 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:31,717 Sit with me on the bus. I need your shoulder to cry on. 63 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:39,525 - And now, you are ready for your overnight. 64 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:41,493 [All cheering] 65 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,228 It's a 10-mile hike 66 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:46,165 up to bear Mountain, where you will make camp 67 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:48,534 and brave the elements for your own supper. 68 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:52,171 - Don't worry, guys, I've reaped land for grub many a time. 69 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:55,274 Piece of cake. - You take this trip alone. 70 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:58,210 No chaperones, no counselors. 71 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,412 I will not be there to look over your shoulder, 72 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:03,282 because becoming a counselor is all about trust... 73 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:05,484 me trusting you 74 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:09,188 and you trusting each other. 75 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:10,255 Yes, deanna? 76 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:12,925 - Are there bears? - No. 77 00:03:12,927 --> 00:03:15,194 Well, every few years, somebody does see a bear, 78 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:16,295 but that is very rare. 79 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:18,230 Don't even think about bears. 80 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:19,865 Just have a great time. 81 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,800 And when I see you all tomorrow, 82 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:24,703 you will officially be counselors. 83 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,206 Yeah! [Applause] 84 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:28,874 - Counselors who got laid. 85 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,309 - Buzzy, I am so proud. 86 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,844 - Whoa, keep it on the d.L., mom. 87 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:35,280 - I love you, and I hope you have a great trip tonight. 88 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:38,584 - Yeah, okay. You too. 89 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,285 - Be good. 90 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:42,254 - Bye. 91 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:43,322 - Mmm. 92 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:47,626 - listen, thanks for taking them up to the trail on your day off. 93 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:52,231 I got a bunch of stuff I need to pick up for school. 94 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:54,833 - You're the best. 95 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,301 - Here! - Here. 96 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:58,904 - ♪ Up in the stars 97 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,306 [engine starts] - There they go. 98 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:03,442 - Have a good day. - Have a good time. 99 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:04,710 Bye. - Bye! 100 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:08,247 - ♪ Ba ba ba ba ba 101 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:10,882 ♪ anything you want - Bye! 102 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:14,253 - I can't believe my little buzzy is gonna be a counselor. 103 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:16,488 - Today they're a counselor, tomorrow they're off to college. 104 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,357 - Yeah. - I can't stand it. 105 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:19,591 - That's why we got another one, dear. 106 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,960 - Mm-hmm. Let's go scoop up fyo and enjoy 107 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:23,495 every moment he still wants to spend with us. 108 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:26,398 - Aw. - Don't cry. 109 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,267 Oh. - Mm. 110 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:32,304 - Oh, God, I can't wait for my nest to be empty. 111 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:35,307 Speaking of which, I think it's one of their birthdays. 112 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,541 I gotta see if Dave knows. - Okay. 113 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:38,010 - Mack? - Yeah? 114 00:04:38,012 --> 00:04:40,012 - Um, can I get a couple of hours off? 115 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:41,947 - What, today? I'm super understaffed 116 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,482 with all the c.I.T.S gone. 117 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:44,650 - It... it's my tooth. 118 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:46,351 I've got this pain, like a jackhammer. 119 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:47,719 Probably gonna need a root canal. 120 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:48,820 - Well, what can I say? 121 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,455 If the pain is like a jackhammer... 122 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:54,626 - Okay, thanks, Mack. - [Sighs] 123 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:59,731 Roger! 124 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:02,701 I didn't realize you were here. 125 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:06,405 Usually, I see the tracks from your atv. 126 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:10,475 - No, came on foot this morning, uh, just to tell you that 127 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:13,045 I've got a crew on the property line clearing some brush. 128 00:05:13,047 --> 00:05:14,813 - Okay. - Right. 129 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:18,483 So you heard about that new farm-to-table place 130 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,018 that's opened up in Clinton corners? 131 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,020 - With the $25 omelets? 132 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,022 Yeah, "the farm." God. 133 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:29,528 I am so over being charged to feel cool. 134 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:30,729 - We could go somewhere else, then. 135 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:33,098 - Wait, are you asking me to dinner? 136 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:36,068 - No, I just was aware that it's Buzz's overnight 137 00:05:36,070 --> 00:05:38,337 and didn't want you to get that... 138 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:42,574 Postpartum thing I hear mothers are prone to. 139 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:45,110 - Roger, you're asking me on a real date. 140 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:47,045 - You call it a real date. 141 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:49,047 I call it psychological salve. 142 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:52,451 - [Mouths silently] - Either way, what do you say? 143 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:55,654 - Yes. 144 00:06:03,429 --> 00:06:06,565 [The little ones' argonauts] 145 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:07,067 ♪ 146 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,372 [smack] - Ow. 147 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:15,674 Ow. 148 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,676 Ow. Aah! 149 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:18,677 Hey, you can't hit me in the face! 150 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:19,978 - We didn't set those rules. 151 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:22,447 - And it's like I have phantom limb syndrome. 152 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:26,385 I keep reaching for kip only to realize that he's gone. 153 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:29,855 - You only went out for, like, two weeks. 154 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:33,058 - Which makes it worse, 'cause I never got to hate him. 155 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,060 - Right. 156 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:38,163 - ♪ Don't you wish that we were back again? ♪ 157 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:40,165 - did you see grizzly man? 158 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:44,002 This bear just, like, ate this guy and his girlfriend. 159 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:45,470 The camera was still on. 160 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:47,539 You could hear the sound of their screams. 161 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:48,974 - You're freaking me out. 162 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,675 - ♪ All around 163 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,677 ♪ spitting sentences for hours and hours ♪ 164 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:54,746 - [gasps] You hit me! 165 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:55,747 - Thought you were a feminist, babe. 166 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,983 - Do not call me babe. - Babe. 167 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,618 - You call me babe one more time, 168 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,052 I will go game of thrones on your ass. 169 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:03,755 Theon greyjoy. I'm serious. 170 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,991 - ♪ Yeah, we'll never move to shore ♪ 171 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:08,794 - babe. - [Grunts] Let go of me! 172 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,128 - Are you gonna hit me again? - Yes. 173 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,530 - Then I guess we're in a stalemate. 174 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,764 - [Grunts] - I guess we're gonna have to 175 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,766 hike up the Mountain this way. - [Giggles] 176 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,868 - Last stop for supplies! 177 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:25,010 And you might want to use the facilities, 178 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:26,611 because it's nature's bathroom from here on out. 179 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:27,113 ♪ 180 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:38,490 - oh, no. Ridgefield Ryan is here. 181 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,537 - Sarah. Sarah Brennen? 182 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:56,241 Kendra huffington, from Cal Berkeley. 183 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:59,010 - How could I forget? You beat me in the 200 fly. 184 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:01,646 - Yeah, but that was a fluke. That heat was freakin' rough. 185 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,081 - What are you doing here? 186 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,550 - My family vacations here for a few weeks every summer. 187 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,552 - Oh, wow. Small world. 188 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:11,623 Now we can race in the same team for the camp Olympics next week, 189 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:12,791 beat little otter's ass. 190 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:13,758 [Both chuckle] 191 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,727 It's so great to see you! 192 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,028 Where have you been? 193 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,631 - Oh, uh, I quit swimming for a while. 194 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:22,868 - What? Why? 195 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:25,971 - I had a little meltdown. Drugs, dui. 196 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:27,873 Not very creative. 197 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,174 Yeah, I got kicked off the team, so... 198 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:32,177 - I am this close to a meltdown all the time. 199 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,678 [Both chuckle] 200 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,748 Anyway, you're looking awesome. 201 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,717 - Thanks. 202 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:39,684 - Hey, you want to train later? 203 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,787 I finish my morning shift at 11:00. 204 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:45,090 - Where do you work? - Here, at Ridgefield. 205 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:47,826 - Oh. Cool. 206 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:50,862 [Country music] 207 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,265 [Laughter] 208 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:55,767 - You girls going on your stupid sleepover? 209 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,569 - Just ignore them. - Who's next? 210 00:08:57,571 --> 00:09:00,572 - I believe this nice lesbian couple was ahead of us. 211 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:02,307 - Shut up, douche. 212 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:04,209 - Okay, seacrest. 213 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:07,946 ♪ 214 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,081 [laughs] 215 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:14,252 [Indistinct chatter] 216 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:19,624 - Keep eyes on the door. - What are you doing? 217 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:21,726 - Banana in the tailpipe. 218 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,895 Saw it in a movie. 219 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,699 Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go! 220 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:30,268 Gun it! We gotta go. 221 00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:35,273 [Engine sputters] 222 00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:40,211 [Engine sputters] 223 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:42,314 Ridgefield sucks! 224 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:56,294 - Oh, I think Roger asked me out on a real date. 225 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,996 - You know what a real date is, right? 226 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,297 Dinner and a movie... 227 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,700 [Whispers] Cunnilingus. - [Whispers] Stop. 228 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,268 - All the flowers are gone! 229 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,070 - Oh, you can pick some more. 230 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:08,239 There's plenty of wildflowers over there. 231 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,942 I always thought he was an arrogant idiot, 232 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,611 and he is, but... - Mm-hmm. 233 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,713 - He's really surprised me this summer. 234 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,648 Maybe he's also a good person. 235 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,683 - What does it matter? Enjoy the date. 236 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,785 [Chain saw buzzes] 237 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:23,755 - What was that? 238 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:27,759 [Chain saw buzzes] 239 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:31,663 - God! What are you doing? 240 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:38,837 What have you done? 241 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,639 - Cutting down that tree. 242 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:43,808 - This is my great-grandpa Jim's Chestnut tree! 243 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,777 Who told you to do this? 244 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,912 - Mr. Shepard. 245 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:50,915 - [Sighs] Roger. 246 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:54,119 - Okay, who's in charge of the map and compass? 247 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,722 - Here is the c.B. Radio, so you can contact a ranger 248 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:58,823 in case of an emergency. 249 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,392 - Won't be necessary. 250 00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:02,661 The universe will take care of it. 251 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,929 - Okay! It's a steady hike up, 252 00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,731 so all you need to do is stay on the trail. 253 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:09,000 If you don't go off, you won't run into any problems. 254 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,669 - Roger that. - And don't forget 255 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,671 to leave your name on the lion's head. 256 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,839 - Can someone please tell me what this lion's head is? 257 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,775 - Just face west tomorrow at high noon, 258 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,276 and all will be revealed. 259 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,911 - Yeah. 260 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,446 - Hey. 261 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:24,182 Cole and I left you guys a case of beer at the site. 262 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,919 - Oh, man, I love you so much right now. 263 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,821 - Have fun! - God help us! 264 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:33,258 Lead the charge, Buzz! - Let's do this! 265 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,325 - Wait up. I'm coming with! 266 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,794 - Zoe, you're back. 267 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,095 - How did you get here? 268 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,097 - My parents are going on a carnival cruise 269 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,466 to try to repair their broken marriage. 270 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:44,803 I convinced them to let me come on the overnight. 271 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,405 Frankly, I don't think they knew what else to do with me. 272 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,841 I missed you. 273 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,444 - High five, universe. 274 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,246 - You said, "brush." 275 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:58,850 That tree was not brush. - Sorry? 276 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,953 - You cut down my great-grandpa Jim's tree. 277 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,955 I used to have tea parties under it when I was a kid. 278 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,757 My parents carved their initials in it 279 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:10,462 The Chestnut, Mack. It had blight fungus. 280 00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:13,798 - Cole? 281 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,201 You're not at the dentist. 282 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:19,504 - No. - But you had a pain... 283 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,840 Like a jackhammer. 284 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,744 - I lied. Very lame. 285 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:29,314 Um, Roger has an opportunity coming up in Alaska, 286 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,783 and I was exploring that opportunity. 287 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,184 - Oh. 288 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,285 And how long have you two 289 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,187 been seeing each other behind my back? 290 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,757 - We're not seeing each other. - We're just talking. 291 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,391 - Nothing happened. - Obviously, it's complicated. 292 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,093 Look, I didn't want to talk to you about it 293 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,895 until there was something real to talk about. 294 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,864 - Well, I'll make it a little less complicated. 295 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,499 Don't bother coming back to little otter. 296 00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:51,302 You can shove your farm table up your private bowling alley. 297 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:54,539 Date's off. 298 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:57,275 - ♪ Messed up and I cut the wire ♪ 299 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,211 ♪ went out and I played with fire ♪ 300 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,080 - oops! Excusez-moi. 301 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:05,416 I did not mean for the toast to hit you. 302 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,485 - That's okay. Really. 303 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,420 - You have, uh, no bruise? 304 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,923 - No. See, no bruise. 305 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,893 - I mean for it to hit him... 306 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:17,228 My boyfriend. 307 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,864 Guilhem! 308 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,399 - Salut. 309 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,102 Ah! We... 310 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:27,572 We are... we are looking for this waterfall. 311 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,575 Do you know this wat... waterfall? 312 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,312 - Oh, yeah! Yeah, it's great. 313 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,047 You just go straight up this road for, like, 314 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:39,417 3 Miles, and then just take that left there. 315 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,886 Then it gets kind of tricky, because it's not on the map, 316 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,521 but there are these three small roads. 317 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,123 Just take the middle one. 318 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:48,326 It looks more like a driveway than a road. 319 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,161 - Driveway? [All chuckle] 320 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,463 What... what is that, driveway? 321 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:55,033 - I don't know, why don't I take you guys? 322 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,501 - Yeah? - Yeah. 323 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,069 - Oh. - I mean, it's my day off. 324 00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:01,239 I've only got a few things to get done. 325 00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:06,578 - How is this happening? 326 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,213 I broke up with Chloe to be with marina, 327 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:12,617 and now it's like, what, Chloe and marina are together? 328 00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:16,287 - Ask the universe to intercede. 329 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,489 Or you know what? You can do that yourself. 330 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,991 Ow! What are you doing? 331 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,560 - Making noise, to keep the bears away. 332 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,295 - There are no bears. 333 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:27,232 - Why would they call it bear Mountain if there are no bears? 334 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:30,268 - Wow, she even got to Greg. 335 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,537 - Why can't Chloe just hang out with Zoe? 336 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,573 - 'Cause Zoe is with me. She's a sure thing, dude. 337 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:36,908 I broke the code. 338 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,176 The more questions I ask her, 339 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,245 the more fascinating she thinks I am. 340 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,413 Check it out. 341 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,416 So... How did it make you feel when your mom asked you 342 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,353 if you wanted a nose job on your 16th birthday? 343 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,889 - Interesting that you should ask, Buzz, 344 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,191 because my reaction was multitiered. 345 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:56,361 On one hand, I desperately wanted the nose job. 346 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,430 On the other, I thought I had such a nice nose. 347 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,166 I mean, it's kind of small and perfect, don't you think? 348 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:08,973 - And then I thought, my mother must really hate my nose or me 349 00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:11,109 or herself... - Hmm. 350 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:14,078 - Which is probably the most likely explanation. 351 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,980 - This is ridiculous. - [Sighs] 352 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,081 - I'm not letting Chloe ruin 353 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,151 the little time we have together. 354 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,320 I'm telling her now. - No, no, no, wait, wait. 355 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,422 I'll do it. 356 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,459 - I saw you talking to kip. Did he say anything about me? 357 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:31,329 - Listen, Chloe. 358 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,532 After kip almost died, you know, I realized how much 359 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,535 I cared about him, and... 360 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:41,339 It ended up, you know, he really cared about me too. 361 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:45,209 S-so, um... We're together. 362 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,713 Like... like dating. 363 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:54,986 - I know what "together" means. 364 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,555 - I hope you understand, because even though I know 365 00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,625 you only made friends with me because Zoe left, 366 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:05,063 I, weirdly, really like you. 367 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,568 Chloe? 368 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:20,345 - [Screams] 369 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:27,652 - Chloe! 370 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,555 - I hope she doesn't have her period, 371 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,657 or she's dinner. 372 00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:37,329 - Robbie said, "stay on the trail." 373 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,465 - We have to send in a search party. 374 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,632 - We could call the ranger. 375 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,568 - Okay, I'm not going in the woods. 376 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,104 - Obviously you're not going. 377 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,271 - What's that supposed to mean? 378 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:48,639 - Oh, that would be brave. 379 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,242 - Hey, she wasn't pregnant. And where is my car? 380 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,710 - Guys! And great, Greg, 381 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,546 thanks for informing everyone about my pregnancy scare. 382 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,181 - My bad. Sorry. 383 00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,218 - Look, you and marina go. This is your problem. 384 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,053 You deal with it. - We will, deanna. 385 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,055 Thank you. - I should go with you. 386 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,290 You're not as acquainted in the way of the woods as I am. 387 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,259 - Uh, but we have to set up our tent. 388 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,795 - Our tent? 389 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,564 Oh, our tent. 390 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,600 Okay, our tent. So I'll just give you 391 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,235 the map and the compass, 392 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:20,571 and I'll meet you at the campsite. 393 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,541 My eyes hurt from rolling them too much, 394 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:27,612 but now I have an irrational fear of bears... And Chloe. 395 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,715 - Send up a smoke signal if you need us! 396 00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,685 - Where's Cole? - We don't need Cole. 397 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,055 - But the stove is broken, and I gotta get ready for lunch. 398 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,556 - [Sighs] [Gasps] 399 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,291 - [Sighs] 400 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,692 - Where did you get that plant? 401 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,394 Put it down, step back. That is poison Ivy. 402 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,530 - Oh! - Oh, crap! 403 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,465 - Sheila, you should know better! 404 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,833 - The kids said it was all right! 405 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,701 - Okay, Jay, we are in lockdown. 406 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:55,673 Get gloves, calamine, yellow soap, and order 35 pizzas. 407 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:59,310 All right, kids, put your hands up in the air, right now. 408 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:08,419 - You all right? - Yeah. 409 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,688 You have a girlfriend, Robbie? 410 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:14,125 - I did, but... 411 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,828 - quel dommage. 412 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:20,498 Tell me about the bitch who broke your heart. 413 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,733 - It's not that great a story. 414 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:26,237 - What did she do to you? 415 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,139 - Uh... Here. 416 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:33,344 - I cannot believe you had an affair with Miguel Santos. 417 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,880 You're making me so envious. I want a life. 418 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,182 - I think that's why I did it. - Why? 419 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,685 - Just wanted to blow my life up. 420 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,688 - You know, I've never even really had a boyfriend. 421 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,658 There's no time. 422 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,660 And having my mother as my trainer doesn't help. 423 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:52,497 - That's got to be intense. 424 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,866 How many Miles do you do? - 6, you? 425 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:56,734 - 7. 426 00:18:56,736 --> 00:19:00,471 - How'd your boyfriend take the whole affair? 427 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,739 - Not very well. 428 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,307 I mean, I handled it pretty badly, 429 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,343 and now I'm paying for it. 430 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,677 I guess the good news is, the whole experience 431 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,579 got me back on track. 432 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,682 Now I'm back on the swim team, and I know what I want. 433 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,419 - How'd you swing that? 434 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,755 - I didn't smoke pot and peed in a cup all summer. 435 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,591 - Oh. [Chuckles] 436 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,560 Another 20? 437 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:26,531 - 30? - Sure. 438 00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:31,602 - Come on, Chloe! 439 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,672 - Please, we're sorry! 440 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,774 [Sighs] 441 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:41,712 Look. 442 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,916 Do you think we should call the ranger? 443 00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,618 - Her hat? 444 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,721 Well, she could have pulled a Virginia woolf. 445 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,358 A room of one's own? 446 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,628 Drowned herself? Stones in her pockets? 447 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:01,199 - Chloe isn't that crazy. - Yeah, she is. 448 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,870 - Do you think she's dead? 449 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,906 - You'd like that, wouldn't you? 450 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,409 Now you know how I feel. 451 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,477 I really liked you, kip. 452 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,713 - I liked you too, Chloe. 453 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,916 - Then why? We made love. 454 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,651 - No, we didn't. - But we were intimate. 455 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,487 I let you touch my boob! 456 00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,756 This whole summer has been like musical chairs, 457 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,426 and now everybody has a chair except me! 458 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,760 - You didn't tell me you touched her boob. 459 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:30,861 - Well, he did! 460 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,296 And then he broke my heart. 461 00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:35,866 - Look, Chloe, you were my first kiss. 462 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,401 You were my first girlfriend. 463 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,638 You will always be special to me. 464 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,607 But I bet there is someone out there who will really get you. 465 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,276 - I thought you were that guy. - Well, I'm not. 466 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,678 So that's it. I'm done with the drama. 467 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,448 You blackmailed me, and you threatened to expose my cancer, 468 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,617 so you don't really have a leg to stand on right now. 469 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:55,620 We gotta go. 470 00:20:55,622 --> 00:21:00,591 We need to get back on the trail before we lose the light. 471 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,593 [Dave calandra's another love] 472 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,629 - So here we are. 473 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,397 What do you guys think? - Oh! 474 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,666 - Check it out. - This is so beautiful! 475 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,768 - Amazing. 476 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,672 She's beautiful, no? 477 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,707 She came out of the womb like this. 478 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:19,577 [Laughs] 479 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,479 Coming? 480 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,047 - ♪ Time alone is a time for change ♪ 481 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,049 ♪ brokenhearted or feeling strange ♪ 482 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,717 - whoo! 483 00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,719 Whoo! 484 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,421 - ♪ That I know is free 485 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:34,625 ♪ gone away 486 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:35,960 - Robbie? 487 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,595 Come in! 488 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,697 The water is so nice. 489 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,666 Ah! - Come on, Robbie! 490 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:44,502 - ♪ You put it off again 491 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,570 ♪ saw a chance and you had to try ♪ 492 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:49,040 ♪ for something more and then ♪ 493 00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:50,708 ♪ never knowing what's inside ♪ 494 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:51,942 - ah! 495 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,911 - ♪ I guess we've reached the end ♪ 496 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,746 ♪ now it's time to say good-bye ♪ 497 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:59,650 ♪ 498 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,553 - hey, Mr. bendele. 499 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:05,323 Oh, I'm glad this day is almost over, 500 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,625 because that was a tough one. 501 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,060 Cheers. 502 00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:11,696 - Game on! [Indistinct chatter] 503 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:14,632 - Let me ask you something. 504 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,767 You've been coming to this camp alone 505 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:21,839 for as long as I can remember, and you always seem so happy. 506 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,941 What's the secret? 507 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,112 [Laughs] Mr. bendele? 508 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:36,854 [Softly] Oh. 509 00:22:39,485 --> 00:22:40,892 - He looks so peaceful. 510 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:44,795 - That's because he's dead. 511 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:48,966 I can't find Jay, Cole is cheating on me with Roger, so... 512 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,836 If you all could help me move him before somebody sees... 513 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:54,372 - We're gonna need twine, a plastic bag, 514 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,806 and some rocks to weigh down the body. 515 00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,975 We'll dump him in the lake. No one will know. 516 00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,777 - We didn't kill him, Sheila. 517 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,779 - Why are we moving him? 518 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:04,448 - Because the coroner won't be here for three hours. 519 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,484 - Why can't we just leave him here with a sheet over him? 520 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:08,085 - Oh, what a great idea! 521 00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:10,087 And I'll take a picture and put it in the brochure. 522 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:12,089 "Camp little otter: If you die, they'll let you 523 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:14,158 sit by the lake and be eaten by buzzards." 524 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,128 Come on, grab a side. He's heavy. 525 00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:20,431 - You know we're on vacation, right? 526 00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:21,499 - One, two... 527 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:24,402 Both: Three. - [Grunts] 528 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,670 - Whoo-ooh-ooh! 529 00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:28,439 - Yes! 530 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:30,541 - Whoo! - [Laughs] 531 00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:33,944 - We've arrived. 532 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:36,447 - Yeah. - [Laughs] 533 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:37,915 [Last dinosaurs' time and place] 534 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,851 - ♪ No one's cool all the time ♪ 535 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:41,852 ♪ sometimes not at all 536 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,454 - yeah! 537 00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:44,722 - Yeah! - Whoo! 538 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:49,059 - ♪ Treasure hunt, hope you find what you're looking for ♪ 539 00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:50,194 - oh, pick me, pick me! 540 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,163 Pick me, pick me, pick me. 541 00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:53,164 - Try them on. 542 00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:54,732 - ♪ Nikola 543 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:58,436 ♪ we're gonna make a difference ♪ 544 00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:00,137 [indistinct chatter] 545 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:01,605 ♪ Nikola 546 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:04,942 ♪ we're gonna make a difference ♪ 547 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,710 ♪ everywhere that you cruise 548 00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:07,711 - hey, guys! 549 00:24:07,713 --> 00:24:08,913 - ♪ Every world that you rule 550 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,448 - awesome! 551 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:13,083 - Ha-ha! Whoo! 552 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,718 - ♪ Every stare that you see ♪ 553 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,887 ♪ everyone that you meet 554 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:17,889 ♪ every line that you say 555 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:20,524 - don't worry, folks. 556 00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:21,759 It's a king cobra. 557 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:25,229 Not poisonous. 558 00:24:26,731 --> 00:24:27,231 ♪ 559 00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:35,139 [all cheering] 560 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,140 - ♪ Visions move all the time 561 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,942 - good job. - See? 562 00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:40,144 [Crickets chirping, owl hooting] 563 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:42,246 [Car approaching] 564 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,753 [Engine turns off] 565 00:24:56,094 --> 00:24:58,596 - What you doing out here? 566 00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:01,098 - Just waiting for an ambulance. 567 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,200 Mr. bendele died. 568 00:25:06,605 --> 00:25:08,839 - Yep. He's dead. 569 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,808 - Yeah. 570 00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:14,178 He's been coming here every summer since I was a kid. 571 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:17,147 He always had a grubby $5 bill to put in the tip can, 572 00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:18,616 so the counselors could throw 573 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:22,019 a party at the end of the summer. 574 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,087 - Are you okay? 575 00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:24,788 - You cut down my tree. 576 00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:27,291 I should have discussed it with you, 577 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,593 but it had Chestnut blight fungus 578 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:32,830 and would have gotten all the other trees very sick. 579 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:35,599 - Would have been nice to say good-bye, that's all. 580 00:25:35,601 --> 00:25:37,668 - To the tree or Mr. bendele? 581 00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:39,904 - No. Yes. Both. 582 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:46,310 Now summer is ending, and my marriage is over, 583 00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:49,780 and my son is becoming a counselor. 584 00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:51,882 - That's a lot of change. 585 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,817 - Yep. 586 00:25:53,819 --> 00:25:57,154 And Sarah's gone, and Cole's leaving me for you. 587 00:25:57,156 --> 00:26:02,626 My dad is losing his mind, and now Mr. bendele's dead. 588 00:26:02,628 --> 00:26:06,096 Oh, God, does this mean I have to throw out the lounge chair? 589 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:09,600 - Come here, come here. It's all right. 590 00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:11,602 You don't have to throw out the chair. 591 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:13,637 I promise, I won't tell anyone. 592 00:26:13,639 --> 00:26:17,174 - Everything is just changing so fast. 593 00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:20,244 I just... Wish time could stop, 594 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:23,681 just for a minute, so that I could catch up. 595 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:25,849 - I know. It sucks. 596 00:26:25,851 --> 00:26:29,320 And there's not a damn thing we can do about it. 597 00:26:31,189 --> 00:26:32,189 - [Groans] 598 00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:34,658 [Crickets chirping] 599 00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:38,896 - Oh, my God. 600 00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:40,130 I just heard about your rough summer. 601 00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,700 That sucks. - What? 602 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:44,835 - Miguel Santos? 603 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:46,170 You cheated on your boyfriend with him. 604 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:49,073 - Yeah, I know. 605 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:51,742 - Can you even get rid of venereal warts? 606 00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:53,811 - I got venereal warts? 607 00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:56,914 - And then he dumped you. 608 00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:06,090 - Why are you telling people about my affair with Miguel? 609 00:27:06,092 --> 00:27:08,325 - You didn't say, "code of silence." 610 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:09,627 - What are we, nine? 611 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:10,995 I didn't think I had to. 612 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:12,296 - I didn't think it was a big deal. 613 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:13,731 - I didn't get warts. 614 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:17,868 - Can I get another dinner roll? The whole wheat. 615 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:21,372 What? I need my carbs. 616 00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:23,807 You do work here, don't you? 617 00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:31,915 - Mm, my love is Peru. 618 00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:35,052 Have you been to the rain forest, Robbie? 619 00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:36,153 - I've never actually been anywhere. 620 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,255 - Oh? No? - Nowhere? 621 00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:39,823 - Why not? 622 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:41,725 - I've just been focused on my future. 623 00:27:41,727 --> 00:27:44,328 I'm headed to law school in a couple of weeks 624 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:47,097 and trying to read a book about it. 625 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:49,233 - Mm? 626 00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:51,335 Is it, uh, very good? 627 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:54,271 - Haven't actually read past page one. 628 00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:56,440 - [Laughs] 629 00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:58,308 - I mean, I'll travel. There's time, right? 630 00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:01,412 - Until there's not. 631 00:28:01,414 --> 00:28:04,014 [Book thuds] - Wh... 632 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:07,418 - it looks dull. - [Laughing] 633 00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:11,722 [Exhales] 634 00:28:16,928 --> 00:28:20,364 - Is guilhem's head expanding? - Uh... 635 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:23,300 - [Laughs] 636 00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:26,270 - That is the tea. 637 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:30,240 Champignon psychedelique. 638 00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:33,177 [Laughs] 639 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,012 Mushrooms. 640 00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:38,148 - Then my mom literally slapped this woman. 641 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,417 I mean, she didn't really literally slap her, 642 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:42,486 but she really literally almost did. 643 00:28:42,488 --> 00:28:44,254 And then she started screaming, 644 00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:48,092 "my daughter won this pageant fair and square!" 645 00:28:48,094 --> 00:28:51,128 It was so totally humiliating. 646 00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:55,799 - I'll be right back. - What? 647 00:28:55,801 --> 00:28:58,168 Oh. Oh, okay. 648 00:28:58,170 --> 00:29:01,238 - Hey! [Chuckles] 649 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,506 What are you looking at? 650 00:29:02,508 --> 00:29:05,309 - Just trying to find the lion's head. 651 00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:08,779 Make sure it's real. 652 00:29:08,781 --> 00:29:09,913 - Are you having fun on this trip? 653 00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:12,182 - Yes! Totally. 654 00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:15,886 Are you? Zoe seems really into you. 655 00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:17,755 - Don't know how much more I can listen to her. 656 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:20,157 - [Chuckles] Well, you can't stop now. 657 00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:23,393 You have, like, ten hours' sweat equity in, so... 658 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:26,130 - Yeah. 659 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:28,232 - Go. 660 00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:37,307 - Where was I? 661 00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:38,308 - You were talking about your mother. 662 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:41,812 - I see them! They're over here! 663 00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:43,280 - There you are! I was looking for you. 664 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,282 - [Gasps] 665 00:29:52,673 --> 00:29:53,958 - That was real cute. 666 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:57,427 You cracked my exhaust line. 667 00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:58,962 - Aah! - Hey! 668 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:01,098 [Overlapping shouting] 669 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,934 - Hey! Why don't you just leave us alone? 670 00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:06,270 - She's not from China, racist idiot! 671 00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:08,906 Go back to Ridgefield! Nobody wants you here! 672 00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:11,241 - Really? You cost me 100 bucks in damage. 673 00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:13,410 - [Screams] - Get him up. 674 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:15,579 Get him up. 675 00:30:17,415 --> 00:30:20,818 - We should make a pact to meet here every summer, 676 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:24,188 like, even once we're married and parents. 677 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:26,456 I call godmother. 678 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:29,059 - Oh, hey. Hey! 679 00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:31,829 - What are they... - Come on. 680 00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:35,833 [Clatter] 681 00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:39,403 What happened? 682 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:40,871 - The Ridgefield guys. 683 00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:43,540 - Buzz. Buzz! 684 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:46,577 Buzz, wait! Hey! 685 00:30:46,579 --> 00:30:48,946 Buzz! Hey, wait up. 686 00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:50,113 Hey, hold up, hold up. 687 00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:51,949 Hey. 688 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,951 Don't let them ruin this. - It's already ruined! 689 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:56,453 - What? - It all sucks! 690 00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:59,556 This whole summer is a bust! 691 00:31:03,628 --> 00:31:06,029 - Look, let's... 692 00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:09,566 let's get the c.B. Radio from marina, okay? 693 00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:14,371 The ranger can take us back to little otter, yeah? 694 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:17,040 Okay, come on. 695 00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:29,920 - Excuse me, Sarah? - Yeah. 696 00:31:29,922 --> 00:31:32,890 - Bus this for me. 697 00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:37,094 I'm sorry, I'd appreciate it if you put away the attitude. 698 00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:40,497 - And my mom is still waiting for her white wine spritzer. 699 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:42,633 - [Chuckles] 700 00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:48,405 You're worried because I'm back on the swim team 701 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:50,374 and I'm gonna kick your ass at conference this year. 702 00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:53,210 - Why don't you do your job and get my mom's drink? 703 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:58,582 - Good news. I have your mom's drink. 704 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,350 - [Gasps] 705 00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:04,454 [Overlapping shouting] 706 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,325 - Get off my daughter! 707 00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:09,693 You get off her! Help! 708 00:32:09,695 --> 00:32:11,161 Somebody help, please! 709 00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:13,030 Get off her now! Get off! 710 00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:16,600 Get off my daughter! 711 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,635 - Hey. 712 00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,938 - [Gasps] 713 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:26,476 - Can hear the music and feel the rhythm. 714 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:26,978 ♪ 715 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,392 - [laughs] 716 00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:50,367 - [Giggles] 717 00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:52,970 I thought you were somebody else. 718 00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:54,037 [Laughs] 719 00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:54,539 ♪ 720 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,255 [giggles] 721 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:24,234 Aren't you going to come, Robbie? 722 00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:39,449 - What do you want? 723 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:43,086 - Well, it wouldn't have happened if you hadn't been 724 00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:44,721 cheating on me with Roger. 725 00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:46,490 - Yeah, well, 726 00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:48,425 I shouldn't have lied to you, Mack. 727 00:33:48,427 --> 00:33:50,761 You said a really hard truth to me, and I listened. 728 00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:53,163 I'm trying to grow up. - Oh. 729 00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:55,332 Because lying about a root canal is so mature. 730 00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:58,201 - Yeah, well, I didn't say I was doing a good job at it. 731 00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:01,705 - So you gonna take it? 732 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:04,374 [Car approaches] 733 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,747 What happened? - Buzz got hurt. 734 00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:13,550 - Oh, God. Buzz! 735 00:34:15,086 --> 00:34:16,553 Buzz. Oh, my God. 736 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,488 Buzz, who did this? - Stop, mom! 737 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,524 - Buzz, you have to tell me! You can't let whoever 738 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:22,292 did this get away with it. - I don't want to talk about it! 739 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:23,360 - I'm calling your dad. 740 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,729 - No! Don't. - Why? 741 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,464 - I don't want him to know about it, okay? 742 00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:29,566 - Okay, but you have to tell me who... 743 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:30,600 - no one did it! 744 00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:32,436 - You guys okay? - No, look at him. 745 00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:34,604 He's all beat up, and he won't tell me who did it. 746 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:37,441 outside for a sec, Mack, and calm down, okay? 747 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:38,708 - No, I do not need to calm down! 748 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,377 - You need to calm down. - I'm his mom. 749 00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:43,180 - I know you're his mom. - Cole! Cole! 750 00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:44,681 - I understand why you're so upset, 751 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,817 but you need to take a beat, 'cause maybe he needs to get 752 00:34:46,819 --> 00:34:48,385 the word "balls" off his forehead 753 00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:50,654 before he's ready to face you. 754 00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:53,123 Okay? 755 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:04,468 [Water splashing] 756 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:08,371 - Magic combination for removing sharpie from skin. 757 00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:13,410 Know how I know? 758 00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:18,248 Happened to me. Many times. 759 00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:25,722 There you go. 760 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:34,231 Want to tell me what happened? 761 00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:36,133 [Door opens] 762 00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:44,541 - Can we talk about it tomorrow? 763 00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:47,277 - Of course. 764 00:36:00,525 --> 00:36:02,392 Thanks. 765 00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:04,494 - You're welcome. 766 00:36:06,464 --> 00:36:09,499 He just needs some rest. 767 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:11,601 - Yeah. 768 00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:16,239 - I'm taking the job, Mack. - Hmm? 769 00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:19,209 - Roger wants me to start right away. 770 00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:20,343 You know, I listened to what you said. 771 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,412 I need to start thinking about my future. 772 00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:24,314 Roger's starting from scratch in Alaska, 773 00:36:24,316 --> 00:36:26,316 and he needs a guy to put a construction crew together, 774 00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:27,751 set up the whole site. 775 00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:29,719 It's a big opportunity for a guy with eight years 776 00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:31,655 of part-time work on his resume. 777 00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:34,758 - [Chuckles] I get it. 778 00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:39,963 Can I get it and hate it at the same time? 779 00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:42,265 - Yes. 780 00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:49,272 [The temper trap's down river] 781 00:36:49,274 --> 00:36:49,774 ♪ 782 00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:04,854 - ♪ finally 783 00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:09,226 ♪ we have seen some things 784 00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:12,896 ♪ some awfully nice 785 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:17,300 ♪ some dreadfully bad 786 00:37:17,302 --> 00:37:20,237 ♪ but we will sing 787 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:21,504 - hi. - Oh! 788 00:37:21,506 --> 00:37:23,540 [Laughter] Hey, you. 789 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:25,275 How's it going over there? 790 00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:27,277 - Mm, I quit. 791 00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:29,579 Can I have my job back? 792 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:30,580 - Yes. 793 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,249 - ♪ Our ship will sail 794 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:34,351 ♪ and I don't understand 795 00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:37,954 - just so you know, I thought you were exceptionally brave. 796 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:40,890 Three against one is not a fair fight. 797 00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:42,993 - Sorry I blew you off to hang out with Zoe. 798 00:37:42,995 --> 00:37:45,895 - Hey, what are brothers and sisters for? 799 00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:48,798 - ♪ On something 800 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,000 ♪ 801 00:37:50,002 --> 00:37:53,336 - come on. We gotta hurry. 802 00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:56,673 - ♪ Finally 803 00:37:56,675 --> 00:38:01,011 ♪ we have seen some things 804 00:38:01,013 --> 00:38:04,848 ♪ but bells in your hallways 805 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:08,585 ♪ don't move you in the right place ♪ 806 00:38:08,587 --> 00:38:09,786 - hey, come on. Wait up. 807 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:12,555 - ♪ I don't understand 808 00:38:12,557 --> 00:38:16,459 ♪ how this world would work 809 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:20,030 ♪ 'cause time will tell us nothing ♪ 810 00:38:20,032 --> 00:38:24,601 ♪ I'll take a chance on something ♪ 811 00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:28,338 ♪ feeling old 812 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:32,008 ♪ go, don't stop, go, don't stop ♪ 813 00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:35,912 ♪ go, don't stop, go, don't stop now ♪ 814 00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:37,814 ♪ go, don't stop 815 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,517 ♪ go, don't stop, go ♪ 816 00:38:41,919 --> 00:38:45,388 - Mr. bendele came here for 32 years, 817 00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:50,327 so it is both happy and sad that he died here. 818 00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:54,798 Happy, because this is the place he loved, 819 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,400 and sad, because he died alone. 820 00:38:57,402 --> 00:39:00,437 - It's a solo journey, life. 821 00:39:00,439 --> 00:39:04,107 That's why I had so many kids. 822 00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:10,113 [Plays Danny boy] 823 00:39:10,115 --> 00:39:11,881 It's Danny boy. 824 00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:15,051 - I know it's Danny boy. 825 00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:18,788 ♪ - Song slays me every time. 826 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:22,025 - And death is sad. 827 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:26,029 - Except that Mr. bendele was 87 years old, Mack. 828 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:28,064 And he died in his favorite place on earth, 829 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:30,066 looking out over the lake. 830 00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:33,036 - That's true. 831 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:36,573 He died here, in this great place, 832 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:39,876 where people come and go, 833 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,912 where c.I.T.S become counselors, 834 00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:45,048 where we get to face our fears together, 835 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,583 and if we're lucky, 836 00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:50,987 we get a whole new set to deal with next summer. 837 00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:52,722 - ♪ You gotta open up your feathers ♪ 838 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,125 ♪ and shake some love 839 00:39:55,127 --> 00:39:59,496 ♪ 'cause it's a really great world ♪ 840 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:03,566 ♪ it's a really great world 841 00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:04,634 ♪ because the whole thing... 842 00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:07,137 - The lion. - It's real. 843 00:40:07,139 --> 00:40:09,172 - It's so cool. 844 00:40:09,174 --> 00:40:12,075 What do we do now? - Write our names on it. 845 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:16,713 - ♪ Into a really great world 846 00:40:16,715 --> 00:40:17,747 ♪ into a really great world 847 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:18,982 - let's go. - Okay. 848 00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:22,752 - Where people fall in love and out of love. 849 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:25,121 Where life ends... 850 00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:27,957 - Hey, what's going on? - And new life begins. 851 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:31,060 - Mack's philosophical. Mr. bendele died. 852 00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:33,730 - Oh, that's beautiful. 853 00:40:33,732 --> 00:40:34,697 Hey, what's up? 854 00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:37,567 - What happened to you? 855 00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:38,701 - Life. 856 00:40:38,703 --> 00:40:40,203 - ♪ The sea starts bubbling 857 00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:42,672 ♪ and the sky goes red 858 00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:46,676 ♪ it's a pretty little island up ahead ♪ 859 00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:51,014 ♪ part of a really great world ♪ 860 00:40:51,016 --> 00:40:53,516 ♪ part of a really great world 861 00:40:53,518 --> 00:40:54,951 - look. 862 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:59,222 - ♪ It's a really great world 863 00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:01,191 ♪ a really great world 864 00:41:01,193 --> 00:41:05,528 - where life ends and new life begins. 865 00:41:05,530 --> 00:41:09,098 I bet when Mr. bendele died, a hundred babies were born... 866 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,533 - that's probably enough, Mack. - Okay. 867 00:41:10,535 --> 00:41:12,235 ♪ 868 00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:14,571 - ♪ when I look into your eyes ♪ 869 00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:16,806 ♪ and I see a Cat 870 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:21,744 ♪ and all my feline love becomes a guaranteed fact ♪ 871 00:41:21,746 --> 00:41:25,482 ♪ and it's a guaranteed world ♪ 872 00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:29,519 ♪ and it's a guaranteed world 873 00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:32,555 ♪ and it's a world you... 874 00:41:32,557 --> 00:41:34,090 - To Mr. bendele. 875 00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:36,659 All: To Mr. bendele. 876 00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:37,161 ♪