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Sub created by: David Coleman.
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Chyna, fantastic news!
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As part of my new mentor program,
I'm bringing one of the world's
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greatest musical talents to
the school to work with you.
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Really? Who is it? No, let me guess!
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Okay. It's Madame Goo Goo!
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Sorry, I'm very bad at
playing guessing games.
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Madame Goo Goo? I love her!
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I actually met her once
back at my old school,
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and then I lost her number
at a fortune cookie factory.
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- So what I did was...
- I'm sorry, Chyna.
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But I'm also very bad at
listening to long-winded anecdotes.
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Well, you must hate me.
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So when is Madame Goo Goo getting here?
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I'm already here.
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You're standing on me!
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Oh, my gosh!
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I cannot believe I just
stood on Madame Goo Goo!
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I will never wash my feet again!
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Interesting factoid...
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Ewe.
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♪Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
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♪Ooh, ooh. Ooh. Doo, doo.
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Woo!
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♪Everybody's got that thing.
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♪Something different, we all bring.
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♪Don't you let 'em, clip your wings.
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♪You got it! You got it!
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♪We're on fire and we
blaze, in extraordinary ways.
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♪365 days.
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♪We got it! We got it!
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♪You can dream it. You can be it.
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♪If you can feel
it, you can believe it!
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♪Because I am, you are, we are...
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♪Exceptional.
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♪Exceptional!
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♪Yeah, I am, you are, we are...
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♪Exceptional.
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♪Exceptional!
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♪Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh.
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Woo!
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Cool!
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These dresses could only
belong to Madame Goo Goo!
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Actually, this whole thing is a dress.
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I wanted something that
could go from day to night.
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To another day to another
night, then to the beach,
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then to the rodeo, then back again.
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I'm so excited to be working with you.
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I don't know if you
remember, but we met...
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I don't remember.
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I'm bad with faces, names, remembering
things I just said and faces and names.
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And also faces. And names.
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Okay.
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Well, to start, I thought I might sing
you one of my songs and get your feedback.
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First, I need you look
after Mr. Whimpers for me.
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Sure. Is Mr. Whimpers your dog?
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No. He's my dress designer.
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Did you let him get loose?
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He likes to mark his territory.
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Mr. Whimpers, no!
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Okay, how about I play you
a little bit of my song now?
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♪I call you, I raise
you I see you, I play you.
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♪I'm a wild card.
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♪A wild card.
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I love it!
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You love my song?
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No, I love the new dress
Mr. Whimpers made for me.
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It's sure to stop traffic.
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When did you change?
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I haven't.
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Now I have.
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Anyway, back to your song.
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I hate it.
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But I know what would make it better.
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You think my song will sound better
if I'm wearing a sandpaper dress?
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It can't hurt.
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Actually, it can!
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A lot!
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Just sing it again.
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♪I call you, I raise
you I see you, I play you.
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♪I'm a wild card.
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♪A wild card.
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I don't know, Chyna.
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It's very rough.
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Of course it's rough,
I'm wearing sandpaper.
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Mr. Grundy, I heard Chyna is
getting to work with Madame Goo Goo.
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It's not fair. I never get anything, except
attention, boys, compliments, presents...
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I had a feeling you might complain,
so I got you a mentor as well.
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Really? Is it Dustin Timberwolf?
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Or Vicki Garaj?
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Guess again.
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Your mentor is Marcie McLaughlin!
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Wow, I'm bad at guessing games.
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Marcie McLaughlin?
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I don't think I've ever heard her music.
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That's because she's a
world-renowned mathematician.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Professor Marcie McLaughlin is here!
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You plus me equals... ah!
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Ah!
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I know everything about you!
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You won the Fields Medal in mathematics,
you have a dog named Pythagoras,
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and you had a spinach
frittata for breakfast!
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How do you know what
I had for breakfast?
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Because it's stuck in your teeth!
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Please! Sign my abacus! Sign my abacus!
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Hey, back off.
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She's my mentor!
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You didn't even know who she was.
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Yeah, but now that she
wants her, I want her.
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Never mind, I don't want her.
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Mr. Grundy, I need to talk
to you about Madame Goo Goo.
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It doesn't seem like she's the slightest
bit interested in being my mentor.
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Oh, that's because she's not the slightest
bit interested in being your mentor.
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The fact is, I may have
stretched the truth a wee smidge
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when I said goo goo was
here to work with you.
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What part of the truth?
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All of it.
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I lied. I blatantly lied.
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I hired Madame Goo Goo
to debut her new song
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at the charity event
I'm throwing tomorrow.
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We're raising money to send
inner-city kids to summer camp.
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Well, that's wonderful, but what
does any of this have to do with me?
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She hasn't written the song yet.
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I need you to keep an eye on her
and make sure she gets it done.
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Mr. Grundy, I'm not sure I can do this.
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Madame Goo Goo is totally unstable.
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I checked her horoscope. She
was born under the sign of...
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Well, you're going to have to.
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Not just for those
poor, disadvantaged kids,
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but because I'm making this
an official school assignment.
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It'll count towards 99%
of your final school grade.
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- What's the other 1%?
- Attendance.
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Chyna Parks?
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Here.
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I can't believe I have to
babysit a 35-year-old woman.
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How am I going to get
her to do what I want?
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Well, you could always do what my Grandma
Dottie does when she babysits me...
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Put me in a closet until
my parents get home.
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Yeah, she's old school.
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So what do you think of my dress?
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I'm making a fashion statement.
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And is that statement "I
swallowed a horse shoe"?
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Ooh, that will bring you good luck.
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Or kill you.
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I don't mean to bother you but,
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aren't you supposed to be writing a
song for the charity benefit tomorrow?
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What kind of a person sits down
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and writes a song just
because somebody paid them to?
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A professional songwriter?
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Listen, I know you're
a great musician...
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And I would be really interested
in seeing how you work.
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Oh. I guess it couldn't hurt
to show you my "process".
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My digestive process.
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I meant your song-writing process.
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Oh. Well, basically, I like to just
throw out ideas and see what sticks.
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Oh, I get it.
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You throw alphabet soup on a wall and see
if the letters spell out interesting ideas.
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That explains how you came up
with your hit song, Mxldzblekurrg.
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No, I just hate this soup.
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Mxldzblekurrg was the
name of my first boyfriend.
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Or it may have been Bob.
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As I mentioned, I'm not good with names.
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Listen, maybe it will be easier to write
your song if we sit down at the piano.
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The best songs aren't written by
sitting in some stuffy building.
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The best songs are
written by living life!
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We need to have an adventure!
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Okay. We could go to the zoo.
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Or we could break my
brother out of prison!
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Maybe there's a third choice.
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One that's legal and doesn't
involve a getaway car.
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Okay, Lexi, let's start by
discussing the Brustrom Conjecture
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concerning non-trivial
irregular prime numbers.
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I've been working on it for 11 years.
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What you should be working on is more
interesting topics of conversation.
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I can't believe I'm this close
to Professor Marcie McLaughlin!
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Anyway, Lexi, I thought you
might like to see my proof.
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I'm only about five years away
from solving the conjecture.
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It's simple.
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The answer is 47x to the power of
y minus three over two PI epsilon.
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You've solved it!
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You are brilliant! You have an amazing
future ahead of you in mathematics!
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You take that back right now!
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How can you not like math?
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It's... it's the fundamental
building block of everything
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known to and valued
by human civilization!
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Science, art...
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Nature, beauty...
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Beauty? Tell me more!
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Professor McLaughlin is
referring to the fact that
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beauty is a function of
proportion and symmetry.
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Which is why I believe the classic
Fairy Tale should've been called...
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Symmetry and the Beast.
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So there's a way for
me to prove that I'm the
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most beautiful person that's ever lived!
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It won't just be my opinion or the
opinion of everyone who's ever seen me!
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It'll be a mathematical fact!
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You know, when we got in your private jet
to go to the Eighth Wonder of the World...
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I didn't think you meant a magic store
called "the Eighth Wonder of the World".
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I thought you meant the Pyramids.
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Why would you think that?
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By the way, does this
dress make my butt look big?
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How is any of this going
to help you write a song?
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I've always been
inspired by magic stores.
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There's no better way to
make yourself feel more alive
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than by looking at the people
who work at a magic store!
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Hello. Can you help me?
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I mean, can I help you?
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Look at him! I've never felt more alive!
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Okay, I'll just take
your facial measurements
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and plug the numbers into the formula.
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Don't mind me.
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Just pretend I'm not here.
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I tried. It's not working.
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Anyway, I'll be able to give you a precise
mathematical measurement of your beauty.
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Oh! But this chart only
goes from one to 10.
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You're going to need one
that goes from one to Lexi.
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Ooh, a piece of mathemabilia!
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Actually, I can tell just
from looking at you that
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you're probably going
to score about average.
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What do you mean, "average?"
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Well, average is a measure of
the middle value of a data set.
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So on a scale of one to
10, you would be a five.
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Therefore, typical, middle of the road.
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What is the word?
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Meh.
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I know what average means!
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There's no way I'm just a five!
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Oh, Lexi, I apologize.
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I was way off. You are not average.
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Thank you.
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You are below average.
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You register at a 3.6.
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Below average? I don't understand!
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Well, below average is a measure that
falls under the middle value of a data set.
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So you'd be
sub-par, low-grade...
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What's the word?
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Ah!
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Nothing here is inspiring me.
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Wow!
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That dress from Mr.
Whimper's spring collection?
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If you guys aren't going to
buy anything, I'm going to...
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Lay down in the back.
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Hey! Check these out.
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Maybe you could write a song about a
girl who can't get over her first crush.
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You can call it...
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"You'll Never Walk Alone"...
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"Because I'll Be Handcuffed
Right Beside You".
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00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:37,043
Ooh, I like that dress!
250
00:14:37,237 --> 00:14:39,224
That's a Magical Vanishing Cabinet.
251
00:14:39,225 --> 00:14:43,185
I don't care. I'm trying it on.
252
00:14:45,755 --> 00:14:49,609
Well, maybe there's a song in this...
253
00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:53,649
About a scorned woman whose boyfriend
walks out on her and vanishes,
254
00:14:53,650 --> 00:14:55,730
never to be seen again.
255
00:14:55,731 --> 00:14:58,071
I'm bored.
256
00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:04,297
Madame Goo Goo, you really
need to write your song.
257
00:15:04,298 --> 00:15:06,938
Madame Goo Goo?
258
00:15:08,268 --> 00:15:11,508
Oh, no! Madame Goo Goo!
259
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:16,246
- Excuse me, have you seen a woman...
- No.
260
00:15:16,247 --> 00:15:18,019
I haven't seen a woman.
261
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:20,600
In nine years.
262
00:15:28,911 --> 00:15:30,310
I don't know what to do.
263
00:15:30,311 --> 00:15:32,439
I can't find Madame Goo Goo anywhere.
264
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,223
Why don't you check
in the supply closet?
265
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:37,222
That's where you always go
when you're trying to avoid me.
266
00:15:37,223 --> 00:15:40,396
Oh. You caught on to that?
267
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,827
Yeah, but don't worry,
"You'll Never Walk Alone"...
268
00:15:43,828 --> 00:15:48,304
"Because I'll Be Handcuffed
Right Beside You".
269
00:15:48,305 --> 00:15:50,339
Fletcher, I don't have time for this.
270
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,891
Madame Goo Goo hasn't written
a song for the benefit tomorrow!
271
00:15:52,892 --> 00:15:55,985
She's obviously trying to avoid it,
and Mr. Grundy is going to blame me!
272
00:15:57,487 --> 00:15:58,976
Ah, Chyna.
273
00:15:58,977 --> 00:16:00,878
How is Madame Goo Goo's song coming?
274
00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:03,814
The kids from my
charity are very excited.
275
00:16:03,815 --> 00:16:06,951
Oh, don't worry about the song.
276
00:16:06,952 --> 00:16:09,439
Or why I'm handcuffed to Fletcher.
277
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,789
Everything's totally under control.
278
00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:14,959
Well, don't let me down because
you begged me for this opportunity.
279
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,995
What? I begged you not to make me do it!
280
00:16:17,996 --> 00:16:21,933
There was begging.
That's all I remember.
281
00:16:21,934 --> 00:16:23,835
What am I going to do?
282
00:16:23,836 --> 00:16:26,539
Don't worry, Chyna.
I'll take care of it.
283
00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:28,273
You have Fletcher Quimby's word...
284
00:16:28,274 --> 00:16:31,586
That people will get a Madame
Goo Goo performance tomorrow.
285
00:16:31,587 --> 00:16:32,720
Thanks, Fletcher.
286
00:16:32,721 --> 00:16:38,621
Hey, and while you're out looking for her,
do you mind taking Mr. Whimpers for a walk?
287
00:16:38,884 --> 00:16:43,804
Who's a good designer?
Who's a good designer?
288
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,614
Madame Goo Goo!
289
00:16:48,615 --> 00:16:50,943
I've been looking all over for you!
290
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,864
What?
291
00:16:53,832 --> 00:16:56,901
Oh, Winter. It's you.
292
00:16:56,902 --> 00:16:58,936
Why do you have all those?
293
00:16:58,937 --> 00:17:01,972
Mr. Grundy isn't the only
one who has a worthy cause.
294
00:17:01,973 --> 00:17:05,909
I collect toys from children,
and then throw them away.
295
00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:09,450
I call it "Tears for Tots".
296
00:17:13,818 --> 00:17:18,513
You know, has anyone ever told you
that you look a lot like Madame Goo Goo?
297
00:17:18,514 --> 00:17:19,790
No.
298
00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:22,579
You look a lot like Madame Goo Goo.
299
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:24,226
So I've been told.
300
00:17:24,227 --> 00:17:26,729
Just now. By you.
301
00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:28,731
Can I ask you a favor?
302
00:17:28,732 --> 00:17:30,726
It's nothing big.
303
00:17:30,727 --> 00:17:33,405
I just need you to perform at Mr.
Grundy's charity event tomorrow,
304
00:17:33,406 --> 00:17:38,941
singing a song I wrote and pretending to
be one of the world's biggest pop stars.
305
00:17:38,942 --> 00:17:42,945
Please? I'm in huge bind and
I really need you to help me.
306
00:17:42,946 --> 00:17:47,659
Well, that would certainly be
the nice thing to do, so no.
307
00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:50,018
All right, let me break it down for you.
308
00:17:50,019 --> 00:17:53,179
Mr. Grundy made me keep
track of Madame Goo Goo,
309
00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:57,438
and I lost her, but you're in charge
of me, so technically you lost her.
310
00:17:57,439 --> 00:17:59,795
And Mr. Grundy's going
to be a lot harder on you
311
00:17:59,796 --> 00:18:03,933
because you're an adult and
I'm just a child who will say...
312
00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:06,902
I towwy, Mr. Gwundy.
313
00:18:06,903 --> 00:18:10,563
Don't bwame me. Bwame Wintew.
314
00:18:11,908 --> 00:18:14,042
Fine. I'll do it.
315
00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:17,746
But only because I respect
your attempt at blackmail.
316
00:18:17,747 --> 00:18:22,667
Fwank you, Wintew! You'we
my vewy best fweind!
317
00:18:27,435 --> 00:18:30,373
There's no way I'm a 3.7!
318
00:18:30,374 --> 00:18:32,486
Actually, you were a 3.6.
319
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,388
Shut it!
320
00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:35,897
You know what else is ugly?
321
00:18:35,898 --> 00:18:37,745
Your attitude.
322
00:18:37,746 --> 00:18:39,495
How can this be?
323
00:18:39,496 --> 00:18:42,371
Run those numbers again. Fix this!
324
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:46,199
Well, actually, I can create
a computer simulation of you
325
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,044
that is mathematically perfect.
326
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,138
All I have to do is adjust your eyes,
327
00:18:52,139 --> 00:18:56,819
change your nose, balance
your cheekbones. And...
328
00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:59,100
Perfection.
329
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:05,551
You've got to be kidding me!
330
00:19:07,029 --> 00:19:09,731
I don't see why she's so surprised.
331
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,665
All you did was prove
how attractive I am or,
332
00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:17,106
what I like to call the "Zazow Theorem".
333
00:19:27,849 --> 00:19:30,884
Winter, you look amazing.
334
00:19:30,885 --> 00:19:35,260
Now, before you go on, do you need
anything else to feel like a pop star?
335
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:38,078
Cold pressed juice?
Filtered glacier water?
336
00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:40,251
A void in your soul
that can never be filled
337
00:19:40,252 --> 00:19:42,997
no matter how much praise
and applause you get?
338
00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:46,834
No thanks. I already
have a void in my soul.
339
00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:50,495
But some water would be nice.
340
00:19:51,807 --> 00:19:54,042
Wow, you changed outfits already?
341
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:57,111
You're really getting the
Madame Goo Goo thing down!
342
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,045
I should hope so.
343
00:19:59,046 --> 00:20:02,280
I've been Madame Goo
Goo since I was a baby.
344
00:20:02,281 --> 00:20:05,912
I was named after my first word...
345
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,013
"Madam".
346
00:20:08,494 --> 00:20:11,480
Madame Goo Goo? You're back!
347
00:20:11,481 --> 00:20:14,929
Did Fletcher find you after you
disappeared on me back at the magic store?
348
00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:20,510
What are you talking about?
I was there the whole time.
349
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,876
This dress fits perfectly!
350
00:20:28,877 --> 00:20:31,457
I'll take it.
351
00:20:34,116 --> 00:20:37,807
I looked everywhere for you,
but you were nowhere to be found,
352
00:20:37,808 --> 00:20:43,708
so I went on an adventure and
broke my brother out of prison.
353
00:20:48,063 --> 00:20:51,966
Well, now that you're here, I've to tell
Winter that she doesn't have to go on.
354
00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:54,068
What are you doing?
355
00:20:54,069 --> 00:20:56,223
This is my concert!
356
00:20:56,224 --> 00:20:58,005
No, this is my concert.
357
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:01,075
I need the praise and applause
to fill the void in my soul.
358
00:21:01,076 --> 00:21:04,374
How dare you steal my thunder?
359
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:07,000
I ought to... deck you.
360
00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:12,581
Well, you won't talk so
tough when the chips are down.
361
00:21:18,342 --> 00:21:22,120
I'd like to bring out a star
who needs no introduction,
362
00:21:22,121 --> 00:21:26,741
but whose 2,300-page
contract demands one.
363
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,872
Will one of you please
get on stage and perform?
364
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:32,808
Preferably the talented one.
365
00:21:32,809 --> 00:21:35,569
That's me!
366
00:21:36,146 --> 00:21:41,649
Put your hands together, then apart,
then together again rapidly for the one...
367
00:21:41,650 --> 00:21:45,010
The only, Madame Goo Goo!
368
00:21:46,877 --> 00:21:51,127
♪La la la la la la la.
369
00:21:51,128 --> 00:21:52,968
What are you doing?
370
00:21:52,969 --> 00:21:55,762
I gave you my word that Madame
Goo Goo would perform tonight,
371
00:21:55,763 --> 00:21:58,823
and perform she will!
372
00:22:02,449 --> 00:22:06,075
♪ I call you,
I raise you I see you, I play you.
373
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,944
♪I'm a wild card.
374
00:22:07,945 --> 00:22:09,913
♪I'm a wild card.
375
00:22:09,914 --> 00:22:12,160
What a ridiculous outfit!
376
00:22:12,161 --> 00:22:16,085
That girl has a boy costume on her back!
377
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:18,249
♪I'm a wild card.
378
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:21,250
♪I'm a wild card.
379
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:29,280
Chyna, what was all that about?
380
00:22:29,339 --> 00:22:32,355
Mr.
Gwundy, I can expwain.
381
00:22:32,356 --> 00:22:36,211
It's not me you have to expwain to.
382
00:22:36,212 --> 00:22:40,157
It's these poor kids who won't
be going to summer camp now.
383
00:22:44,115 --> 00:22:48,420
I thought it was an organization
to send urban kids to summer camp.
384
00:22:48,421 --> 00:22:51,955
Yes. These baby goats, or "kids"...
385
00:22:51,956 --> 00:22:54,991
Were raised in cramped
apartments with no fresh air
386
00:22:54,992 --> 00:22:58,896
or access to open fields to graze on.
387
00:22:58,897 --> 00:23:02,485
Why are all these goats
living in apartments?
388
00:23:02,486 --> 00:23:05,288
That's largely the work
of my previous charity...
389
00:23:05,289 --> 00:23:11,189
Which raised money to give country kids
the opportunity to grow up in the big city.
390
00:23:12,710 --> 00:23:16,395
I think you're confusing the
word "charity" with "crazy".
391
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,892
I know they both start
with C and end in Y,
392
00:23:18,893 --> 00:23:20,884
but they're really very
different principles.
393
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:27,040
- I thought you were upset.
- I was but...
394
00:23:28,501 --> 00:23:31,299
Kids say the darndest things.
395
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:33,101
Bah!
396
00:23:33,102 --> 00:23:35,322
Hilarious.
397
00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:41,233
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