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So how does it work
with gay marriage,
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you take his last name
or does he take yours,
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or do you both hyphenate?
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Right now, I'm honestly just
excited that Kurt said yes.
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Hey, are you looking
forward to prom?
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I fell asleep last night
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while Tina was texting me
about her prom dress.
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It's really nice
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that you're going
with her, by the way.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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I don't know, I just...
you know, it's my senior prom,
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so I kind of wish
I was going with somebody
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I really care about.
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Damn, I have seriously
been unlucky in love.
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Come on, guys,
we're back with the Beatles!
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We're leaving
the mop-tops behind
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and moving into
their experimental years.
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Now, the Rubber Soul album
marked a turning point
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for the group, where they
literally and figuratively
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let their hair down.
Now, the Beatles
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were the biggest
musical act in the world.
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They could have remained
in their comfort zones,
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but instead,
they risked everything
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to explore new musical worlds.
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They had something
important to say,
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and they weren't going to let
something as silly as
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the fear of failure
get in their way.
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Good afternoon, McKinley High.
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This year, the proms
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are being fused into
one giant Brundleprom.
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- What's a Brundleprom?
- I don't get that reference.
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That's from The Fly.
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And now for the moment
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that will crush 99%
of your misguided views
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about your own popularity.
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Here are your nominees
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for Prom King and Queen.
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First, here are your nominees
for Prom King:
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Blaine Anderson...
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...Mohamed Omar,
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Artie Abrams...
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Yeah!
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... "Stoner" Brett Bukowski.
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Wait, I-I really didn't get
nominated for king?
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And now onto the Queen.
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Please let it be me God,
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please let it be me Yahweh,
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please let it be me.
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Kitty Wilde...
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But I'm a sophomore.
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...Aimee Ryan...
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...Jordan Stern.
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And, inexplicably,
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Tina Cohen-Chang.
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Yes! Yes!
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- Congratulations.
- Yes! Yes! Oh, my God, yes!
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- Six of you will be disappointed.
- Yes! Yeah!
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- Yeah! Yes!
- Tina. Wow!
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Even though I'm not nominated,
it's such an honor
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to be going to prom
with a potential queen.
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Oh...
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Sorry, Sam.
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It was so nice of you to offer
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to go with me,
but I'm going to have
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to decline your invitation.
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But you already accepted.
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Yeah, Tina, this
is very uncool.
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Losing is uncool.
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I need to maximize my odds
of taking the crown,
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so I think I'm going to go
with a group of single gals
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to corner the dejected
wallflower vote.
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And I am going for it.
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This is my chance
to be bigger than Jesus.
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So can I count on
all your votes?
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Awkward.
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You've got mine.
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Besides,
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I've got more shots
at Prom Queen.
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It's Tina's time.
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I agree. Hit it!
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♪ You say you want a revolution ♪
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♪ Well, you know ♪
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♪ We all want to change the world... ♪
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- What?
- Later.
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Seriously?
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Congratulations, Tina.
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Seriously?
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Uh, do you have...
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That's it.
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My dreams of playing
Fanny Brice are over.
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I'm sure it isn't over.
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If I got it,
I would've heard by now.
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Okay? And-and-and
the thing is,
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is that I wasn't just
auditioning for this for myself.
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I was auditioning
for everyone at McKinley.
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Okay? I wanted to show
that we're talented enough
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to make it in this
insane business.
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Okay, well, one of us
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I booked a commercial.
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It's a little embarrassing,
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because it was for that
yeast infection medication,
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Yeast-I-Stat.
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But they sent me a rough cut.
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Do you want to see?
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Yeah.
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Let's face it.
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There are good kinds of yeast,
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and bad kinds of yeast.
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But bad yeast goes scat
with Yeast-I-Stat.
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Burns and itch are
a thing of the past.
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And Yeast-I-Stat's
Seven Easy-Step Application
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makes feeling fresh a breeze.
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I like my yeast in my bagel...
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but not in my muffin.
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♪ Did you hear the news? ♪
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♪ Let's have a chat ♪
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♪ Bad yeast goes scat ♪
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♪ With Yeast-I-Stat. ♪
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I'm free!
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Wow.
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That's... that's great.
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Honestly, if it
were anyone else,
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I'd be so jealous,
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but I'm-I'm-I'm...
really proud of you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Oh, hi, Kitty.
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Could I talk to you for a second?
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I was so psyched
that a fellow Cheerio!
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Was nominated for Prom Queen.
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Thanks, Bree.
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And then I heard
that you weren't
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going to campaign for it,
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and instead you were
throwing your support
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to that Asian girl
from Glee Club
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because you thought
it was "her turn."
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Now, if that's true,
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you might want to tie
yourself down,
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because this is gonna
be a rough ride.
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I just wanted to remind you
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that a Cheerio!
has not won Prom Queen
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for several years now.
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We've had Prom Queens
from Glee Club,
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including the Jewish girl
and a gay dude.
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And if we're not careful,
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I swear to God we're gonna have
a black transsexual
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named Unique as Prom Queen
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before we have a Cheerio!
as Prom Queen.
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Now, I know you're
thinking to yourself:
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"But O.M.G., Bree,
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I love the Asian girl
from Glee Club."
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Well, punch yourself in the face
so I don't have to.
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I do not give a flying fart,
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and the Cheerios!
do not give a flying fart,
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about how much you love
your sisters from Glee Club.
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You have 51 weeks out of the year
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to love your sisters from Glee Club,
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and this week is not...
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I repeat, not... one of them.
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This week is about winning
Prom Queen for the Cheerios!,
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and that's not gonna happen
if you're off campaigning
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for Kimchi Cohen-Barf or whoever.
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Are you an idiot, Kitty?
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That's not a rhetorical question.
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I literally want you to tell me
if you're mentally slow,
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so I can be sure
you're not nominated
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for future prom courts.
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Sam. I didn't know
you were gonna be in here.
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Oh. Hey, Mr. Shue.
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Yeah.
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You know, a lot of people
say the Beatles were the,
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like, the best band ever, right?
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That's right.
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Well, what if I told you that
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the Beatles wrote
exactly zero songs
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about what it feels like
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when you tell a girl
that you don't think is hot
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you'll go to prom with her
because you feel bad,
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and then you think you're gonna
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get nominated for Prom King
and then you don't,
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and the not-hot girl says,
"I don't want to go
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to prom with you anymore."
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Would you still say they were
the greatest band ever?
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Hey there, Buttchin.
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Ah, Samgelina Jolie.
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Oh, I hate to interrupt
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the blatantly
homoerotic overtones
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of whatever the two of you are
on the verge of crying about,
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so I will be brief.
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Now, seeing as
how your students
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in the glee club come and
go for weeks at a time
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with no explanation whatsoever,
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I'm sure that it will not
come to you as a surprise
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that we have an abysmal
attendance record
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at this school due to illness.
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Therefore, I am instituting
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mandatory vaccinations
at this school,
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starting with your
pansexual orgy
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of future patient zeroes,
the glee club.
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When you say vaccinations,
do you mean shots?
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That's right, Imbecile
Homeless Teen Drifter.
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And we will begin
with the polio vaccine.
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Sue, polio was all but
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eradicated in the 1950s.
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Or so they'd have us believe.
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I saw a documentary
last night on FDR,
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and it made me very suspicious
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about that glee kid
in the wheelchair.
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Artie? He was in a car accident
when he was a kid.
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Fact: there is a meningitis
outbreak in Los Angeles.
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Fact: Mercedes Jones
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recently returned from Los Angeles...
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Wait, I cannot get a vaccination.
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- Needles totally freak me out.
- Sue, I'm all about keeping
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the kids in this school healthy,
but this is ridiculous.
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Hey, I would watch
your tone with me
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if I were you, Busted Timberfake.
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I'm not your coworker anymore.
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I'm your boss.
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And what I say goes.
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And if you and Nipples
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the Strippin' Clown
don't get your shots
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by the end of the week,
you're fired.
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What's going on in here?
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Carmen Tibideaux
needed volunteers
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for the annual
NYADA piano tuning.
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So, did you hear about
Santana's good news?
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That she doesn't have
a yeast infection?
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I'm really happy for her.
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Okay, what's wrong with you?
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Because the Rachel I know
would be furious at Santana
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for breezing into town
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and beating us at
booking the first gig.
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You have lost your mojo
obsessing over this part.
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We can't let our
feelings of self-worth
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be determined by
some part in a play.
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That's easy for you to say;
you just got engaged.
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True, but I'm not pinning
all my future happiness on it.
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I'm telling you, you have
got to get your mojo back.
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Right here, right now.
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This second.
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♪ Jo Jo was a man
who thought he was a loner ♪
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♪ But he knew it couldn't last ♪
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♪ Jo Jo left his home
in Tucson, Arizona ♪
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♪ For some California grass ♪
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♪ Get back ♪
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♪ Get back... ♪
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♪ Get back to where
you once belonged ♪
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♪ Get back ♪
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♪ Get back... ♪
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♪ Get back to where
you once belonged ♪
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♪ Get back, Jo Jo ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ Ooh... ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Go home! ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Sweet Loretta Martin ♪
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♪ Thought she was a woman ♪
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♪ But she was another man ♪
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♪ All the girls around her
say she's got it coming ♪
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♪ But she gets it
while she can ♪
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♪ Oh, get back ♪
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♪ Get back ♪
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♪ Get back to where
you once belonged ♪
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♪ Get back ♪
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♪ Get back... ♪
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♪ Get back to where
you once belonged ♪
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♪ Get back, brother! ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Back to where you once belonged ♪
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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Oh, get back ♪
♪ I'll get back ♪
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♪ Yeah, get back ♪
♪ Yeah, get back ♪
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♪ Get back to where you once belonged ♪
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♪ Yeah, get back ♪
♪ Yeah, get back ♪
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♪ Get back ♪
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♪ Get back to where you once belonged ♪
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♪ Whoa-oh-oh... ♪
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♪ Oh! ♪
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Oh... no, no...
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- Hello?
- Hey.
283
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- Hi.
- Oh!
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Are you here for your
polio/meningitis cocktail?
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I wasn't sure if
I should call it
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polingitus or meningiolio.
287
00:10:29,008 --> 00:10:31,176
I like the second one;
it sounds like Italian food.
288
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I'm going to give him a
shot he can't refuse.
289
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Anyways, yes, I am
here for my shot.
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To be honest,
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I'm kind of freaked
out by needles,
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and even if I wasn't,
I'd kind of be freaked out
293
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by you with a needle.
294
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I saw you kill that sausage.
295
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Oh, yeah.
296
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Yeah, that, I know.
297
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I had kind of a...
an extended panic attack
298
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during the two weeks we studied
injections last semester.
299
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Wait, are you not a real nurse?
300
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I'm a sophomore in college.
301
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This is kind of an internship
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to help me get
into nursing school.
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Okay. Ready for our shot?
304
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Is that the same needle
you put in that sausage?
305
00:11:04,844 --> 00:11:06,845
Good eye.
306
00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,114
You know what?
I'm-I'm just gonna...
307
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I'm just gonna come
back later, okay?
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It was cool meeting you.
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00:11:17,757 --> 00:11:18,757
Penny Owen.
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Sam Evans.
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Here are the latest
prom poll numbers.
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And your 3:00 coffee.
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I said no caffeine until prom.
314
00:11:28,902 --> 00:11:31,537
I can't afford to look tired
like some sad, anemic dishrag.
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Oh, my God!
316
00:11:33,106 --> 00:11:34,573
What is with these numbers?
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There's been a sudden spike
in Kitty's popularity.
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Kitty?
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This is unbelievable!
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Unbelievable.
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00:11:48,888 --> 00:11:50,989
Tina, I didn't put these up.
That's not even me.
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That's my head photoshopped
323
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onto Olivia Munn.
324
00:11:53,693 --> 00:11:55,594
Oh, please.
I should've known
325
00:11:55,628 --> 00:11:57,529
that when you weirdly
said you'd support me,
326
00:11:57,564 --> 00:11:59,164
it was just some
classic backstabby,
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00:11:59,198 --> 00:12:00,299
gaslighty Kitty mind game.
328
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,694
Hey, uh, what's with
these posters?
329
00:12:01,701 --> 00:12:03,168
I thought you were
supporting Tina.
330
00:12:03,202 --> 00:12:04,670
And why is
your head photoshopped
331
00:12:04,704 --> 00:12:08,540
onto Olivia Munn's body
from February 2011?
332
00:12:08,575 --> 00:12:09,675
What? I read Maxim.
333
00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:12,044
Don't worry, Tina.
Come on.
334
00:12:14,547 --> 00:12:17,316
This is Tina's one big chance
to finally get what she wants.
335
00:12:19,719 --> 00:12:21,853
Why does no one believe me?
336
00:12:22,889 --> 00:12:24,156
Oh, right.
337
00:12:24,190 --> 00:12:26,224
The habitual lying.
338
00:12:35,902 --> 00:12:37,869
I dig your name.
339
00:12:37,904 --> 00:12:39,404
So, do you think
that your parents,
340
00:12:39,439 --> 00:12:41,573
like, knew that you were gonna
grow up to be a lesbian
341
00:12:41,608 --> 00:12:43,442
giving you a boy name?
342
00:12:43,476 --> 00:12:45,711
- I'm a not a lesbian.
- Oh, uh...
343
00:12:45,745 --> 00:12:48,180
You just wear so much
eyeliner... I don't...
344
00:12:48,214 --> 00:12:49,915
I'm totally kidding.
I love lady parts.
345
00:12:49,949 --> 00:12:51,850
Dani is short for Danielle.
346
00:12:51,884 --> 00:12:54,219
And, no, I don't
think they knew.
347
00:12:54,253 --> 00:12:56,655
My parents are actually
kind of d-bags.
348
00:12:56,689 --> 00:12:58,890
They caught me making out
with a girl in the basement
349
00:12:58,925 --> 00:12:59,925
and all hell broke loose.
350
00:12:59,926 --> 00:13:01,660
I grabbed my guitar,
351
00:13:01,694 --> 00:13:02,928
and never looked back.
352
00:13:02,962 --> 00:13:04,429
What about you?
353
00:13:04,464 --> 00:13:06,732
My parents were pretty cool.
354
00:13:06,766 --> 00:13:08,166
Grandma not so much.
355
00:13:08,201 --> 00:13:09,334
I had a girlfriend.
356
00:13:09,369 --> 00:13:10,702
And she was bi.
357
00:13:10,737 --> 00:13:14,640
Any chance of you guys
getting back together?
358
00:13:14,674 --> 00:13:17,609
I love her, but, um, it's over.
359
00:13:17,644 --> 00:13:19,411
It's probably for the best.
360
00:13:19,445 --> 00:13:21,513
I think you need
361
00:13:21,547 --> 00:13:24,616
a 100% Sapphic goddess.
362
00:13:27,086 --> 00:13:29,921
Um... I think I'm gonna
go get the salt...
363
00:13:29,956 --> 00:13:31,790
the salt sh-shakers.
364
00:13:32,759 --> 00:13:34,292
Shakers...
365
00:13:36,396 --> 00:13:38,697
Oh, my, God, I am sensing
366
00:13:38,731 --> 00:13:40,532
some serious energy exchanges
happening over there.
367
00:13:40,566 --> 00:13:43,068
No, no, help me, okay?
368
00:13:45,304 --> 00:13:47,739
I'm getting that stinky
panic sweat under my boobs.
369
00:13:47,774 --> 00:13:50,575
Why? She's cute, she's sweet,
she's gay, ask her out.
370
00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:52,577
Okay, I've never been
with an actual lesbian.
371
00:13:52,612 --> 00:13:54,112
It's been all bisexuals
like Brittany
372
00:13:54,147 --> 00:13:55,414
or college girls trying
to experiment.
373
00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:56,648
You're scared.
374
00:13:56,683 --> 00:13:58,183
I've never seen you
scared before.
375
00:13:58,217 --> 00:13:59,184
It's so cute!
376
00:13:59,218 --> 00:14:01,219
You tell no one of this.
Seriously.
377
00:14:01,254 --> 00:14:03,789
I think that I might like her,
and it is terrifying.
378
00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:04,790
Listen.
379
00:14:04,824 --> 00:14:06,185
She seems like
a really smart girl.
380
00:14:06,192 --> 00:14:07,959
And if she's a smart girl,
381
00:14:07,994 --> 00:14:09,835
then she's not gonna miss out
on an opportunity
382
00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:11,663
to be with someone
as amazing as you.
383
00:14:11,698 --> 00:14:12,764
- You're right.
- Okay?
384
00:14:12,799 --> 00:14:14,232
- She's smart.
- Okay, go clean up.
385
00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:15,267
Okay.
386
00:14:19,505 --> 00:14:21,973
Hey, Sam, we're gonna go pick up
our tux rentals.
387
00:14:22,008 --> 00:14:23,975
- You coming?
- Uh, could you guys grab mine for me?
388
00:14:24,010 --> 00:14:25,477
I need to, uh...
389
00:14:25,511 --> 00:14:27,145
go to the nurse's office...
snake bite.
390
00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:29,281
That looks like a human bite.
391
00:14:29,315 --> 00:14:30,282
From a really big mouth.
392
00:14:30,316 --> 00:14:31,550
You sure you didn't
bite yourself
393
00:14:31,584 --> 00:14:32,784
and pretend it was a snake?
394
00:14:32,819 --> 00:14:34,119
Why would I do that?
395
00:14:34,153 --> 00:14:35,921
Oh, I don't know, maybe...
396
00:14:35,955 --> 00:14:37,189
maybe for the same exact reason
why you left math
397
00:14:37,223 --> 00:14:38,557
to get a Band-Aid
for your hangnail?
398
00:14:38,591 --> 00:14:39,991
She's gonna be
at the prom chaperoning.
399
00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:41,927
You can always just take it
slow and ask her for a dance.
400
00:14:41,961 --> 00:14:43,995
She'll stop liking me, okay?
The key for me is to only spend
401
00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:45,931
a few minutes with a girl
and then get away.
402
00:14:45,965 --> 00:14:48,266
My personality is like
a radioactive asteroid.
403
00:14:48,301 --> 00:14:49,868
Spend too much time with it
404
00:14:49,902 --> 00:14:51,369
- and it could kill you.
- That's insane.
405
00:14:51,404 --> 00:14:53,138
You have an amazing personality.
406
00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:54,840
You have all of your...
impressions.
407
00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:57,375
And-and all of your...
408
00:14:57,410 --> 00:14:59,411
impressions.
409
00:14:59,445 --> 00:15:01,046
I was thinking of doing
my Denzel impression for her.
410
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,614
All right, all right.
411
00:15:02,648 --> 00:15:04,216
I'm coming for you
and when I do,
412
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,051
she didn't drink the vodka,
I drank the vodka.
413
00:15:06,052 --> 00:15:08,553
Remember those Titans.
All right, training day.
414
00:15:08,588 --> 00:15:09,855
You better come correct
'cause I'm coming
415
00:15:09,889 --> 00:15:10,989
for you and when I do,
416
00:15:11,023 --> 00:15:12,958
it's your day to train.
417
00:15:12,992 --> 00:15:14,860
Training day is here.
418
00:15:14,894 --> 00:15:15,994
My man, all right.
419
00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:20,232
Embrace the Beatles mantra.
420
00:15:20,266 --> 00:15:21,666
"Charge forth fearlessly."
421
00:15:21,701 --> 00:15:23,068
You may get hurt.
422
00:15:23,102 --> 00:15:24,503
Some girls are worth it.
423
00:15:24,537 --> 00:15:27,105
And I have a feeling
you think she is.
424
00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:28,607
Go get them, Denzel.
425
00:15:36,582 --> 00:15:40,485
♪ Something in the way
she moves ♪
426
00:15:43,523 --> 00:15:48,460
♪ Attracts me like
no other lover ♪
427
00:15:50,963 --> 00:15:54,099
♪ Something in the way ♪
428
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:58,270
♪ She woos me ♪
429
00:15:58,304 --> 00:16:01,439
♪ I don't want to leave her now ♪
430
00:16:01,474 --> 00:16:04,910
♪ You know I believe and how ♪
431
00:16:09,115 --> 00:16:12,651
♪ Somewhere in her smile ♪
432
00:16:12,685 --> 00:16:16,121
♪ She knows ♪
433
00:16:16,155 --> 00:16:19,124
♪ That I don't need ♪
434
00:16:19,158 --> 00:16:21,860
♪ No other lover ♪
435
00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:26,565
♪ Something in her style ♪
436
00:16:26,599 --> 00:16:30,535
♪ That shows me ♪
437
00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:34,439
♪ I don't want to leave her now ♪
438
00:16:34,473 --> 00:16:38,510
♪ You know I believe and how ♪
439
00:16:46,452 --> 00:16:51,656
♪ You're asking me
will my love grow ♪
440
00:16:51,691 --> 00:16:56,628
♪ I don't know, I don't know ♪
441
00:17:00,132 --> 00:17:05,203
♪ You stick around now,
it may show ♪
442
00:17:05,238 --> 00:17:10,475
♪ I don't know, I don't know ♪
443
00:17:12,678 --> 00:17:17,182
♪ Something in the way she knows ♪
444
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:25,357
♪ And all I have to do
is think of her ♪
445
00:17:27,293 --> 00:17:29,661
♪ Something in the things ♪
446
00:17:29,695 --> 00:17:33,632
♪ She shows me ♪
447
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:38,303
♪ I don't want to leave you now ♪
448
00:17:38,337 --> 00:17:41,539
♪ You know I believe and how. ♪
449
00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:11,964
Why are you packing up
your things?
450
00:18:11,999 --> 00:18:13,432
Sue fired me for incompetence.
451
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,067
I was giving one of her Cheerios!
452
00:18:15,102 --> 00:18:17,937
a urine test and another
one a vaccination,
453
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,672
and I got my vials all mixed up,
454
00:18:19,706 --> 00:18:21,340
and, well...
455
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:22,675
you can guess what happened.
456
00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:24,377
Well, y-you can't leave.
457
00:18:24,411 --> 00:18:25,178
Why?
458
00:18:25,212 --> 00:18:26,746
Because we only
459
00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:27,914
hung out once so far.
460
00:18:27,948 --> 00:18:29,415
And-and it wasn't
for long, but, you know,
461
00:18:29,449 --> 00:18:30,750
I had a great time with you.
462
00:18:30,784 --> 00:18:32,785
And you're, like, almost
totally normal and cool.
463
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,786
Really?
464
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,488
All right.
I want you to give me my shot.
465
00:18:35,522 --> 00:18:37,156
If you can get me
to take this shot,
466
00:18:37,191 --> 00:18:40,593
Sue will have to see how great
of a nurse you are and keep you.
467
00:18:40,627 --> 00:18:43,696
One of these days,
I'm gonna get this right.
468
00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,598
Might as well be today.
469
00:18:54,074 --> 00:18:55,074
You can't fire her.
470
00:18:55,108 --> 00:18:56,542
Who?
471
00:18:56,577 --> 00:18:58,077
Nurse Penny.
You can't get rid of her.
472
00:18:58,111 --> 00:18:59,779
I mean, I've been terrified
of needles my entire life.
473
00:18:59,813 --> 00:19:01,347
And she just used her impressive
474
00:19:01,381 --> 00:19:03,382
nursing skills
and nurturing bedside manner
475
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,551
to give me a meningitis shot
in my butt.
476
00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:08,287
I'm sorry, but your mouth
is incredibly distracting.
477
00:19:08,322 --> 00:19:10,289
Please put a pair of
white cotton panties
478
00:19:10,324 --> 00:19:11,691
over your head and cover up
479
00:19:11,725 --> 00:19:13,459
that horizontal
talking moose knuckle.
480
00:19:13,493 --> 00:19:15,494
Just promise me
Penny still has a job here.
481
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,829
Oh...
482
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,498
I believe someone's
got a little crush.
483
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,533
No, I don't. I don't have...
484
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,101
Fine. You've convinced me.
485
00:19:22,135 --> 00:19:25,605
Nurse Bumble McQuirkypoops
will remain at McKinley High.
486
00:19:25,639 --> 00:19:27,607
I could use a new plaything.
487
00:19:27,641 --> 00:19:29,775
You know, yesterday, I
asked her for two aspirin,
488
00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:31,344
and she accidentally
gave me steroids.
489
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,145
Which means
I can finally
490
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:34,714
finally stop buying
from Mark McGwire.
491
00:19:35,749 --> 00:19:37,149
He always wants to hang out,
492
00:19:37,184 --> 00:19:39,986
and I just want to get
the hell out of his house.
493
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:42,388
Why are you still here?
494
00:19:42,422 --> 00:19:43,689
Get the hell out of my office.
495
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,559
Tina for Prom Queen.
Don't be racist.
496
00:19:46,593 --> 00:19:48,895
Vote for Tina.
497
00:19:48,929 --> 00:19:50,196
Vote for Tina.
Don't be racist.
498
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,365
If you don't vote for Tina,
499
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,200
you're a racist.
500
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,868
Are you doing okay, Dottie?
Ooh.
501
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,069
How do you know my name?
502
00:19:57,104 --> 00:19:58,304
Come on.
503
00:19:58,338 --> 00:19:59,872
Everyone knows Dottie Kazatori.
504
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:03,209
Tina Cohen-Chang's
personal slave.
505
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,210
Break it down.
506
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,645
You hate Tina, don't you?
507
00:20:05,679 --> 00:20:08,681
I do wish she'd hurry up
and graduate.
508
00:20:08,715 --> 00:20:10,355
How would you like
to be on the Cheerios!?
509
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:14,053
That's, like, my life's dream.
510
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,621
That's why
you're perfect
511
00:20:15,656 --> 00:20:17,089
for our little plan.
512
00:20:17,124 --> 00:20:18,190
Uh...
513
00:20:19,993 --> 00:20:21,961
Mazel, Berry.
Looks like you're gonna make it
514
00:20:21,995 --> 00:20:24,597
through your first graveyard
shift without collapsing.
515
00:20:24,631 --> 00:20:25,765
What is that?
516
00:20:25,799 --> 00:20:27,366
The latest edition
of Backstage.
517
00:20:27,401 --> 00:20:28,668
Hot off the presses.
518
00:20:28,702 --> 00:20:30,269
"Hot off the presses"?
519
00:20:30,304 --> 00:20:32,204
- What does that mean?
- I'm over my fear of rejection.
520
00:20:32,239 --> 00:20:34,240
And I'm no longer
afraid of failing.
521
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,776
I'm auditioning for everything
I'm remotely right for.
522
00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:38,878
Including but not limited
to the role of Bottom
523
00:20:38,912 --> 00:20:40,846
at the Cape Cod Players
production of Midsummer,
524
00:20:40,881 --> 00:20:44,016
and also Annie Sullivan's
landlady in The Miracle Worker
525
00:20:44,051 --> 00:20:46,986
now casting at the New Jersey
Theater for the Deaf.
526
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:48,087
Where do you think you're going?
527
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,488
You still have ten minutes
528
00:20:49,523 --> 00:20:51,724
and two dozen
sugar caddies to caddy.
529
00:20:51,758 --> 00:20:53,125
See, I thought that
that was something
530
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,727
that you and Dani
could do alone.
531
00:20:54,761 --> 00:20:56,829
Okay, no, come on.
532
00:20:56,863 --> 00:20:58,597
You are not playing Yente
the lesbian matchmaker.
533
00:20:58,632 --> 00:20:59,999
I'm so tired.
534
00:21:00,033 --> 00:21:01,734
- I have to get home.
- No, you're not. You have to...
535
00:21:01,768 --> 00:21:03,135
Bye, Rachel. See you tomorrow.
536
00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:04,270
Good-bye, Dani.
537
00:21:08,008 --> 00:21:09,842
Aren't you heading out, too?
538
00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:11,644
No, not yet.
539
00:21:11,678 --> 00:21:16,482
I like to watch the sun rise
over that building.
540
00:21:16,516 --> 00:21:20,753
I just love how the diner goes
from being quiet and dark
541
00:21:20,787 --> 00:21:23,189
to suddenly just... glowing.
542
00:21:24,257 --> 00:21:26,258
I've never seen it.
543
00:21:26,293 --> 00:21:28,194
Well, stick around.
We'll watch it together.
544
00:21:28,228 --> 00:21:30,463
Okay.
545
00:21:37,871 --> 00:21:40,373
♪ Here comes the sun ♪
546
00:21:40,407 --> 00:21:42,208
♪ Doo, doo-doo ♪
547
00:21:42,242 --> 00:21:44,977
♪ Here comes the sun ♪
548
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,279
♪ And I say it's all right ♪
549
00:21:47,314 --> 00:21:51,017
♪ Mmm-mm ♪
550
00:21:51,051 --> 00:21:53,386
♪ Little darling ♪
551
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:55,621
♪ It's been a long ♪
552
00:21:55,655 --> 00:21:59,225
♪ Cold, lonely winter ♪
553
00:21:59,259 --> 00:22:01,127
♪ Little darling ♪
554
00:22:01,161 --> 00:22:04,296
♪ It feels like years ♪
555
00:22:04,331 --> 00:22:06,032
♪ Since it's been here ♪
556
00:22:06,066 --> 00:22:09,168
♪ Here comes the sun ♪
557
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:11,070
♪ Doo, doo-doo ♪
558
00:22:11,104 --> 00:22:14,774
♪ Here comes the sun, I say ♪
559
00:22:14,808 --> 00:22:16,342
♪ It's all right ♪
560
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:19,078
♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da,
da-da-da, da-da-da ♪
561
00:22:19,112 --> 00:22:21,981
♪ Da-da-da-da ♪
562
00:22:22,015 --> 00:22:24,250
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪
563
00:22:24,284 --> 00:22:26,318
♪ Little darling ♪
564
00:22:26,353 --> 00:22:31,924
♪ The smiles returning to their faces ♪
565
00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:36,328
♪ Little darling,
it seems like years ♪
566
00:22:36,363 --> 00:22:39,465
♪ Since it's been here ♪
567
00:22:39,499 --> 00:22:41,600
♪ Here comes the sun ♪
568
00:22:41,635 --> 00:22:42,768
♪ Doo, doo-doo ♪
569
00:22:42,803 --> 00:22:45,604
♪ Here comes the sun ♪
570
00:22:45,639 --> 00:22:48,674
♪ And I say it's all right ♪
571
00:22:48,708 --> 00:22:51,343
♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da,
da-da-da, da-da-da ♪
572
00:22:51,378 --> 00:22:53,345
♪ Da-da-da-da ♪
573
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:59,785
♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪
574
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:02,121
♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪
575
00:23:02,155 --> 00:23:06,459
♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪
576
00:23:06,493 --> 00:23:09,795
♪ Ah... uh-huh ♪
♪ Oh... oh... ♪
577
00:23:09,830 --> 00:23:11,864
♪ Uh-huh ♪
578
00:23:11,898 --> 00:23:14,266
♪ Ah-oh... ♪
579
00:23:14,301 --> 00:23:16,702
♪ Little darling ♪
580
00:23:16,736 --> 00:23:22,208
♪ I feel that ice is slowly melting ♪
581
00:23:22,242 --> 00:23:24,343
♪ Little darling ♪
582
00:23:24,377 --> 00:23:28,781
♪ It seems like years
since it's been clear ♪
583
00:23:28,815 --> 00:23:30,316
♪ Yeah ♪
584
00:23:30,350 --> 00:23:32,218
♪ Here comes the sun ♪
585
00:23:32,252 --> 00:23:33,919
♪ Doo, doo-doo ♪
586
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:36,789
♪ Here comes the sun,
and I say ♪
587
00:23:36,823 --> 00:23:38,958
♪ It's all right ♪
588
00:23:38,992 --> 00:23:42,061
♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da,
da-da-da, da-da-da ♪
589
00:23:42,095 --> 00:23:43,095
♪ Da-da-da-da ♪
590
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,131
♪ It's all right ♪
591
00:23:45,165 --> 00:23:47,299
♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da,
da-da-da, da-da-da ♪
592
00:23:47,334 --> 00:23:48,334
♪ Da-da-da-da ♪
593
00:23:48,368 --> 00:23:53,873
♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes. ♪
594
00:23:55,542 --> 00:23:57,476
Well, this is where I get off.
595
00:23:57,511 --> 00:23:59,245
So I guess that's good-bye?
596
00:24:01,047 --> 00:24:02,314
For now.
597
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,518
See you around.
598
00:24:25,537 --> 00:24:27,572
♪ It was 20 years ago today ♪
599
00:24:27,606 --> 00:24:30,241
♪ Sergeant Pepper taught
the band to play ♪
600
00:24:30,276 --> 00:24:32,577
♪ They've been going in
and out of style ♪
601
00:24:32,611 --> 00:24:34,412
♪ But they're guaranteed
to raise a smile ♪
602
00:24:34,446 --> 00:24:36,848
♪ So may I introduce to you
603
00:24:36,882 --> 00:24:39,017
♪ The act you've known
for all these years ♪
604
00:24:39,051 --> 00:24:44,355
♪ Sergeant Pepper's Lonely
Hearts Club Band ♪
605
00:24:47,159 --> 00:24:49,994
Stick with me, dateless ladies,
and you'll have a great time.
606
00:24:50,029 --> 00:24:51,529
Hope I got all your votes.
607
00:24:55,934 --> 00:25:00,638
♪ We're Sergeant Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band ♪
608
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:03,708
♪ We hope you will enjoy
the show ♪
609
00:25:05,244 --> 00:25:09,981
♪ Sergeant Pepper's Lonely
Hearts Club Band ♪
610
00:25:10,015 --> 00:25:13,284
♪ Sit back and let
the evening go ♪
611
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:19,457
♪ Sergeant Pepper's Lonely,
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely ♪
612
00:25:19,491 --> 00:25:23,628
♪ Sergeant Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band ♪
613
00:25:27,099 --> 00:25:29,626
Oh, hey, didn't see you there.
614
00:25:31,537 --> 00:25:35,440
It seems like someone
convinced Sue to un-fire me.
615
00:25:35,474 --> 00:25:38,810
That person must
really like you.
616
00:25:38,844 --> 00:25:42,313
Hey. Were you faking
being sick all week?
617
00:25:42,348 --> 00:25:44,582
I even bit myself once.
618
00:25:44,616 --> 00:25:47,452
♪ I don't really want
to stop the show ♪
619
00:25:47,486 --> 00:25:49,187
♪ But I thought you might
like to know ♪
620
00:25:49,221 --> 00:25:51,756
♪ That the singer's
gonna sing a song ♪
621
00:25:51,790 --> 00:25:54,359
♪ And he wants you all
to sing along ♪
622
00:25:54,393 --> 00:25:57,028
♪ So let me introduce to you
623
00:25:57,062 --> 00:25:58,863
♪ The one and only
Billy Shears ♪
624
00:25:58,897 --> 00:26:03,601
♪ Sergeant Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band ♪
625
00:26:03,635 --> 00:26:08,072
♪ Sergeant Pepper's Lonely
Hearts Club Band ♪
626
00:26:08,107 --> 00:26:12,310
♪ Sergeant Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band. ♪
627
00:26:21,553 --> 00:26:23,454
♪ Caught up in the moment... ♪
628
00:26:23,489 --> 00:26:25,957
You know you don't have
to just stand here, right?
629
00:26:25,991 --> 00:26:27,959
- You can...
- Oh, I know.
630
00:26:27,993 --> 00:26:30,695
But as a minor-league nurse,
631
00:26:30,729 --> 00:26:32,997
I figured I should be on standby
632
00:26:33,031 --> 00:26:34,399
for any dancing-related injuries.
633
00:26:34,433 --> 00:26:36,968
I'm the one who's
most likely to go out there
634
00:26:37,002 --> 00:26:38,603
and hurt myself on the dance floor,
635
00:26:38,637 --> 00:26:39,804
so as a minor-league nurse,
636
00:26:39,838 --> 00:26:42,573
it is kind of your responsibility
637
00:26:42,608 --> 00:26:43,841
to dance with me.
638
00:26:45,411 --> 00:26:47,812
God, I don't know.
639
00:26:49,581 --> 00:26:51,349
I bust moves, literally.
640
00:26:52,418 --> 00:26:55,186
I'm taking those.
641
00:26:59,958 --> 00:27:02,827
Oh, my God, Tina!
Your dress is so pretty!
642
00:27:02,861 --> 00:27:04,495
Thank you so much.
It's designer.
643
00:27:04,530 --> 00:27:05,830
I hope you guys voted for Tina.
644
00:27:05,864 --> 00:27:06,831
You guys look beautiful.
645
00:27:06,865 --> 00:27:09,667
Psst! Come here!
646
00:27:10,702 --> 00:27:11,536
Everything set?
647
00:27:11,570 --> 00:27:12,370
Yes.
648
00:27:12,404 --> 00:27:14,505
Did you add extra shards of ice?
649
00:27:14,540 --> 00:27:16,407
Yes, and I bought the slushees
in Toledo
650
00:27:16,442 --> 00:27:18,643
so no one could link me
to the crime.
651
00:27:19,545 --> 00:27:21,512
Oh, my God, I just remembered,
652
00:27:21,547 --> 00:27:23,414
I've got a viola lesson tonight.
653
00:27:23,449 --> 00:27:26,384
Oh, I know you're not
backing out at the last minute.
654
00:27:26,418 --> 00:27:28,953
I know you don't want to spend
the rest of your life
655
00:27:28,987 --> 00:27:30,227
being a pathetic bottom-feeder.
656
00:27:30,255 --> 00:27:33,257
you wet your bed
until seventh grade.
657
00:27:33,292 --> 00:27:34,258
Fact...
658
00:27:34,293 --> 00:27:37,395
Stop, stop! Okay, I'll do it.
659
00:27:37,429 --> 00:27:38,796
I'll do it.
660
00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:40,731
Showtime.
661
00:27:54,780 --> 00:27:58,850
Congratulations, New
Directions, on accomplishing the impossible:
662
00:27:58,884 --> 00:28:02,253
you've made me hate The Beatles.
663
00:28:02,287 --> 00:28:06,157
Your nominations
for Prom King are:
664
00:28:06,191 --> 00:28:08,292
Stoner Brett,
665
00:28:08,327 --> 00:28:09,293
Blaine Anderson,
666
00:28:09,328 --> 00:28:10,761
Artie Abrams,
667
00:28:10,796 --> 00:28:12,797
and that Radical Cleric kid.
668
00:28:12,831 --> 00:28:15,366
And now your nominees
for Prom Queen:
669
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,635
Neck-brace Cheerio!,
670
00:28:17,669 --> 00:28:19,904
Asian number one,
671
00:28:19,938 --> 00:28:21,472
Kitty I-forget-your-last-name,
672
00:28:21,507 --> 00:28:23,107
and... some other chick.
673
00:28:23,141 --> 00:28:25,776
And now here's the moment
you've all been waiting for
674
00:28:25,811 --> 00:28:28,045
because your lives are
so devoid of meaning
675
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,348
something like this seems
very important.
676
00:28:30,382 --> 00:28:31,916
This can't be right.
677
00:28:31,950 --> 00:28:33,985
Okay, what the hell
do I care, huh?
678
00:28:34,019 --> 00:28:36,087
Your Prom King
and Prom Queen are...
679
00:28:37,990 --> 00:28:40,691
Stoner Brett
and Tina Cohen-Chang.
680
00:30:07,679 --> 00:30:09,880
No...!
681
00:30:45,417 --> 00:30:46,717
What the hell?
682
00:31:03,101 --> 00:31:06,404
This is my chance
to be bigger than Jesus.
683
00:31:06,438 --> 00:31:09,073
This is my chance to be
bigger than Jesus.
684
00:31:09,107 --> 00:31:11,008
This is my chance
to be bigger than Jesus.
685
00:31:31,475 --> 00:31:32,808
We need to get you out of
686
00:31:32,843 --> 00:31:33,809
those wet clothes
and into something dry.
687
00:31:33,844 --> 00:31:36,078
Just leave me like this!
688
00:31:36,113 --> 00:31:38,748
I swear, I just thought
689
00:31:38,782 --> 00:31:40,716
for one lousy night of my life,
690
00:31:40,751 --> 00:31:43,386
I could be that girl.
691
00:31:43,420 --> 00:31:44,987
But who am I kidding?
692
00:31:45,021 --> 00:31:46,021
I'm not that girl,
693
00:31:46,056 --> 00:31:48,424
and I will never be that girl!
694
00:31:48,458 --> 00:31:49,725
Tina, where are you going?
695
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,661
I'm going home, Sam!
696
00:31:52,696 --> 00:31:54,597
Okay, Tina, stop.
697
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:57,767
You have two choices,
698
00:31:57,801 --> 00:31:59,268
and whichever one you pick,
we will be supportive.
699
00:31:59,302 --> 00:32:02,705
But we can either
drive you home,
700
00:32:02,739 --> 00:32:05,941
or we can clean you up,
701
00:32:05,976 --> 00:32:09,912
and you can go back out
there and own that prom.
702
00:32:09,946 --> 00:32:11,781
This is your prom, Queen T.
703
00:32:11,815 --> 00:32:15,451
I can't go back in there.
704
00:32:15,485 --> 00:32:17,753
I don't even have a dress
to wear.
705
00:32:17,788 --> 00:32:19,121
You can have mine.
706
00:32:19,156 --> 00:32:20,189
Or mine.
707
00:32:20,223 --> 00:32:21,557
Or mine.
708
00:32:21,591 --> 00:32:24,326
Although it would be
a crime to break this look.
709
00:32:24,361 --> 00:32:26,095
Come on, Tina.
We're all with you.
710
00:32:26,129 --> 00:32:28,264
You want to be that girl?
711
00:32:28,298 --> 00:32:31,467
Then go be that girl.
712
00:32:47,984 --> 00:32:53,055
♪ Hey, Jude, don't make it bad ♪
713
00:32:53,089 --> 00:32:59,595
♪ Take a sad song
and make it better ♪
714
00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:05,267
♪ Remember to let her
into your heart ♪
715
00:33:05,302 --> 00:33:12,308
♪ And you can start
to make it better ♪
716
00:33:12,342 --> 00:33:18,180
♪ Hey, Jude, don't be afraid
717
00:33:18,215 --> 00:33:25,454
♪ You were made to
go out and get her ♪
718
00:33:25,489 --> 00:33:30,693
♪ The minute you let her
under your skin ♪
719
00:33:30,727 --> 00:33:36,632
♪ Then you begin
to make it better ♪
720
00:33:39,035 --> 00:33:43,038
♪ So let it out and let it in ♪
721
00:33:43,073 --> 00:33:45,774
♪ Hey, Jude, begin ♪
722
00:33:45,809 --> 00:33:52,815
♪ You're waiting for someone
to perform with ♪
723
00:33:54,284 --> 00:33:58,020
♪ And don't you know
that it's just you ♪
724
00:33:58,054 --> 00:34:00,990
♪ Hey, Jude, you'll do ♪
725
00:34:01,024 --> 00:34:09,024
♪ The movement you need
is on your shoulder ♪
726
00:34:09,065 --> 00:34:14,670
♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah-nah-nah-nah ♪
727
00:34:14,704 --> 00:34:16,405
♪ Yeah... ♪
728
00:34:16,439 --> 00:34:22,545
♪ Hey, Jude, don't make it bad ♪
729
00:34:22,579 --> 00:34:30,019
♪ Take a sad song
and make it better ♪
730
00:34:30,053 --> 00:34:35,157
♪ Remember to let her
under your skin ♪
731
00:34:35,191 --> 00:34:38,227
♪ Then you'll begin ♪
732
00:34:38,261 --> 00:34:40,829
♪ To make it better ♪
733
00:34:40,864 --> 00:34:44,567
♪ Better, better, better,
better, better ♪
734
00:34:44,601 --> 00:34:46,936
♪ Yeah!
735
00:34:46,970 --> 00:34:50,439
♪ Nah, nah, nah,
nah-nah-nah, nah ♪
736
00:34:52,509 --> 00:34:54,710
♪ Nah-nah-nah, nah ♪
737
00:34:54,744 --> 00:34:56,779
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
738
00:34:56,813 --> 00:34:59,281
♪ Jude-Judey, Judey, Judey,
Judey, Judey! ♪
739
00:34:59,316 --> 00:35:03,719
♪ Nah, nah, nah,
nah-nah-nah, nah ♪
740
00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:05,921
♪ Sing a sad song ♪
741
00:35:05,956 --> 00:35:08,924
♪ Nah-nah-nah, hey, Jude ♪
742
00:35:08,959 --> 00:35:13,429
♪ Jude, hey, Jude, yeah... ♪
743
00:35:13,463 --> 00:35:18,467
♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah, nah ♪
744
00:35:18,501 --> 00:35:20,569
♪ Nah-nah-nah, nah ♪
745
00:35:20,604 --> 00:35:21,971
♪ Hey, Jude ♪
746
00:35:22,005 --> 00:35:24,173
I'm Tina Cohen-Chang.
I accept your crown!
747
00:35:24,207 --> 00:35:26,108
Long live prom!
748
00:35:26,142 --> 00:35:28,644
♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah, nah ♪
749
00:35:28,678 --> 00:35:30,512
♪ Whoo, yeah-yeah! ♪
750
00:35:30,547 --> 00:35:32,781
♪ Nah-nah-nah, nah ♪
751
00:35:32,816 --> 00:35:36,285
♪ Hey, Jude. ♪
752
00:35:45,775 --> 00:35:48,176
Ow! Ow! Ow!
753
00:35:48,210 --> 00:35:51,079
Oh, get in this office
and sit down!
754
00:35:51,113 --> 00:35:52,681
Ow! Ow!
755
00:35:52,715 --> 00:35:55,350
- Who is this?
- Bree.
756
00:35:55,384 --> 00:35:56,518
This is the girl responsible
757
00:35:56,552 --> 00:35:57,992
for the giant slushee bucket
at prom.
758
00:35:58,020 --> 00:36:00,889
No, I mean, literally,
who is this?
759
00:36:00,923 --> 00:36:02,290
She's in a
Cheerios! uniform,
760
00:36:02,325 --> 00:36:03,792
but I swear
I've never seen her before.
761
00:36:03,826 --> 00:36:04,993
You put me on the team.
762
00:36:05,027 --> 00:36:06,127
Black Cheerio!...
763
00:36:06,162 --> 00:36:07,629
you think I'd remember
a black Cheerio.
764
00:36:07,663 --> 00:36:09,664
It's not like
we get a lot of them.
765
00:36:09,699 --> 00:36:12,133
Sue Sylvester, this girl needs
to be punished.
766
00:36:12,168 --> 00:36:14,102
Now, I'll admit that
when the bucket of goo
767
00:36:14,136 --> 00:36:16,304
hit the Asian girl in the head,
it was hilarious.
768
00:36:16,339 --> 00:36:17,505
Then the bucket itself fell
769
00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:19,541
and hit the stoner
kid in the head,
770
00:36:19,575 --> 00:36:21,543
knocked him
straight to the ground.
771
00:36:21,577 --> 00:36:22,644
Priceless.
772
00:36:22,678 --> 00:36:24,112
Top-notch entertainment.
773
00:36:24,146 --> 00:36:26,514
But that does not change
the fact
774
00:36:26,549 --> 00:36:29,718
that this girl right here
needs to understand
775
00:36:29,752 --> 00:36:32,821
that pulling hilarious,
top-notch pranks
776
00:36:32,855 --> 00:36:33,855
has consequences.
777
00:36:33,889 --> 00:36:34,889
She should be suspended.
778
00:36:37,059 --> 00:36:39,728
Bree...
779
00:36:39,762 --> 00:36:42,931
I'm promoting you
to captain of the Cheerios!
780
00:36:42,965 --> 00:36:44,966
And buying you a Le Car.
781
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,868
- What?!
- What?
782
00:36:46,902 --> 00:36:48,903
Chocolate Cheerio!, oh,
783
00:36:48,938 --> 00:36:50,438
that evil glimmer in your eye
784
00:36:50,473 --> 00:36:52,240
reminds me of a
young Sue Sylvester.
785
00:36:52,274 --> 00:36:56,044
You found a brand-new way
to go after the glee club,
786
00:36:56,078 --> 00:36:58,046
and I want you to keep at it.
787
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,547
I thought
you said you wanted
788
00:36:59,582 --> 00:37:00,682
the glee club to win nationals.
789
00:37:00,716 --> 00:37:03,218
I do, but the glee club
needs an enemy.
790
00:37:03,252 --> 00:37:05,186
The only time they
were any good
791
00:37:05,221 --> 00:37:08,390
was when I was hell-bent
on destroying them.
792
00:37:08,424 --> 00:37:10,692
Plus, I once sang onstage
with them in plaid pajamas,
793
00:37:10,726 --> 00:37:14,295
and ever since, I don't think
they find me quite so scary.
794
00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:19,200
I want you to go after the
glee club with all you've got.
795
00:37:19,235 --> 00:37:21,770
I want it to get weird.
796
00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:23,772
I want you to pull
something so psychotic
797
00:37:23,806 --> 00:37:27,876
that they can't help but start
crying when they think about it
798
00:37:27,910 --> 00:37:29,911
in the middle of the
inevitable Journey song
799
00:37:29,945 --> 00:37:31,679
they'll sing to
win at nationals
800
00:37:31,714 --> 00:37:34,382
after deciding on it
at the very last moment.
801
00:37:34,417 --> 00:37:36,785
You got it?
802
00:37:41,757 --> 00:37:43,825
I think I need an agent.
803
00:37:43,859 --> 00:37:46,661
I guess those
contracts I signed
804
00:37:46,695 --> 00:37:49,564
for those commercials said that
I waived my right to residuals
805
00:37:49,598 --> 00:37:52,767
in exchange for a lifetime
supply of Yeast-I-Stat.
806
00:37:52,802 --> 00:37:54,803
Though I don't
know whose toxic vagina
807
00:37:54,837 --> 00:37:56,438
would need that
much of that stuff.
808
00:37:56,472 --> 00:37:57,839
I mean, if you're
producing that much yeast,
809
00:37:57,873 --> 00:37:58,907
you should probably
start a bakery.
810
00:38:00,142 --> 00:38:02,110
Are you ready for me?
811
00:38:02,144 --> 00:38:04,245
Sorry. What is Lady Hummel
doing here?
812
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,780
Working. Vogue.com doesn't pay,
813
00:38:05,815 --> 00:38:08,516
and I need some seed cash
to start my Madonna cover band.
814
00:38:08,551 --> 00:38:09,651
You guys, this is so great.
815
00:38:09,685 --> 00:38:11,125
I feel like I'm on Smash,
season one.
816
00:38:11,153 --> 00:38:12,520
Well, enjoy it while it lasts,
817
00:38:12,555 --> 00:38:14,522
because soon you'll be
dumping us to play Fanny Brice.
818
00:38:14,557 --> 00:38:16,257
Oh, no, that ship has sailed.
819
00:38:16,292 --> 00:38:18,526
If I got it,
I would have heard by now.
820
00:38:18,561 --> 00:38:19,362
Rachel, be positive!
821
00:38:19,395 --> 00:38:20,995
I am positive, okay?
822
00:38:21,030 --> 00:38:22,330
My whole life,
I've been looking
823
00:38:22,364 --> 00:38:24,065
to be a part of something
special to feel special,
824
00:38:24,099 --> 00:38:25,767
but the truth is,
is that I am special, okay?
825
00:38:25,801 --> 00:38:27,902
And I don't need producers
to tell me that.
826
00:38:27,937 --> 00:38:30,004
I'm gonna play this part,
and if it's not
827
00:38:30,039 --> 00:38:32,907
in this production,
then that is their loss.
828
00:38:32,942 --> 00:38:34,809
Isn't it amazing
how life seems so easy
829
00:38:34,844 --> 00:38:36,511
when you just don't give a fart?
830
00:38:36,545 --> 00:38:37,645
I mean, look at this.
831
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,080
Hummel is getting married,
832
00:38:39,114 --> 00:38:40,782
Berry is just
full of confidence,
833
00:38:40,816 --> 00:38:43,184
and I finally have a girlfriend
834
00:38:43,219 --> 00:38:45,720
who I don't have to worry about
straying for penis.
835
00:38:45,754 --> 00:38:48,122
we stay in this town together
836
00:38:48,157 --> 00:38:49,290
for two years, all right?
837
00:38:49,325 --> 00:38:51,359
For soaring success
or miserable failure.
838
00:38:51,393 --> 00:38:52,694
None of us bail
839
00:38:52,728 --> 00:38:54,208
until then, okay, no matter what.
Okay.
840
00:38:54,230 --> 00:38:56,064
Okay. Pinky swear.
841
00:38:56,098 --> 00:38:57,131
Come on.
842
00:38:57,166 --> 00:38:58,666
Put those long fingernails
in there.
843
00:39:01,537 --> 00:39:03,204
Someone in booth 14
844
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:04,572
is looking for the short one.
845
00:39:05,574 --> 00:39:07,475
Go.
846
00:39:09,411 --> 00:39:10,512
I take this.
847
00:39:10,546 --> 00:39:11,880
Gunther, that's my Yeast-I-St...
848
00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:13,014
What the hell?
849
00:39:18,087 --> 00:39:20,288
Mr. Campion.
850
00:39:22,925 --> 00:39:25,927
Do you have
any whole cakes, Rachel?
851
00:39:25,961 --> 00:39:29,264
Just a whole cake?
852
00:39:29,298 --> 00:39:30,665
Mm-hmm. I'd like one.
853
00:39:30,699 --> 00:39:32,166
Okay.
854
00:39:32,201 --> 00:39:34,636
But I need you to write
something on it for me.
855
00:39:34,670 --> 00:39:35,770
Can you do that?
856
00:39:35,804 --> 00:39:37,472
Yeah.
Good.
857
00:39:37,506 --> 00:39:40,675
I want you to write, mm...
858
00:39:40,709 --> 00:39:44,345
"Congratulations, Rachel Berry.
You are Fanny Brice."
859
00:39:46,382 --> 00:39:48,583
Are you serious?
860
00:39:49,585 --> 00:39:51,185
Are you serious?!
861
00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:51,920
Really?!
862
00:39:51,954 --> 00:39:53,421
Oh, my God! Really?!
863
00:39:53,455 --> 00:39:55,123
Thank you so much! Thank you!
864
00:39:55,157 --> 00:39:56,758
I got Fanny!
865
00:39:56,792 --> 00:39:58,960
Oh, my God!
Thank you!
866
00:39:58,994 --> 00:40:00,228
I got it!
What?
867
00:40:00,262 --> 00:40:02,096
I got it!
She got the part?
868
00:40:02,131 --> 00:40:04,065
I got it! I got it!
Whoo! Whoo!
869
00:40:06,869 --> 00:40:08,770
Thank you so much!
I got it! Yeah!
870
00:40:10,072 --> 00:40:12,674
I can't wait to take this off! *
871
00:40:18,614 --> 00:40:22,216
♪ When I find myself
in times of trouble ♪
872
00:40:22,251 --> 00:40:25,286
♪ Mother Mary comes to me ♪
873
00:40:25,321 --> 00:40:28,056
♪ Speaking words of wisdom ♪
874
00:40:28,090 --> 00:40:30,558
♪ Let it be ♪
875
00:40:31,961 --> 00:40:34,996
♪ And in my hour of darkness ♪
876
00:40:35,030 --> 00:40:38,933
♪ She is standing
right in front of me ♪
877
00:40:38,968 --> 00:40:41,736
♪ Speaking words of wisdom ♪
878
00:40:41,770 --> 00:40:43,905
♪ Let it be ♪
879
00:40:43,939 --> 00:40:48,176
♪ Let it be, let it be ♪
880
00:40:48,210 --> 00:40:51,212
♪ Let it be, let it be ♪
881
00:40:51,246 --> 00:40:54,649
♪ Whisper words of wisdom ♪
882
00:40:54,683 --> 00:40:58,553
♪ Let it be ♪
883
00:40:58,587 --> 00:41:02,323
♪ And when the brokenhearted people ♪
884
00:41:02,358 --> 00:41:04,792
♪ Living in the world agree ♪
885
00:41:04,827 --> 00:41:07,161
♪ There will be an answer ♪
886
00:41:07,196 --> 00:41:09,864
♪ Let it be
887
00:41:11,066 --> 00:41:14,636
♪ For though they may be parted ♪
888
00:41:14,670 --> 00:41:18,806
♪ There is still a chance
that they will see ♪
889
00:41:18,841 --> 00:41:20,475
♪ There will be an answer ♪
890
00:41:20,509 --> 00:41:23,478
♪ Let it be... ♪
891
00:41:23,512 --> 00:41:27,148
♪ Let it be, let it be ♪
892
00:41:27,182 --> 00:41:29,917
♪ Let it be, yeah, let it be ♪
893
00:41:31,186 --> 00:41:33,521
♪ There will be an answer ♪
894
00:41:33,555 --> 00:41:36,658
♪ Let it be ♪
895
00:41:36,692 --> 00:41:40,128
♪ Let it be, let it be ♪
896
00:41:40,162 --> 00:41:44,032
♪ Let it be, yeah, let it be ♪
897
00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:47,001
♪ Whisper words of wisdom ♪
898
00:41:47,036 --> 00:41:49,971
♪ Let it be... ♪
899
00:41:51,206 --> 00:41:53,608
♪ Ooh... ♪
900
00:41:57,846 --> 00:42:00,415
♪ And when the night is cloudy ♪
901
00:42:00,449 --> 00:42:05,086
♪ There is still a light
that shines on me ♪
902
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,855
♪ Shine until tomorrow ♪
903
00:42:07,890 --> 00:42:11,526
♪ Let it be ♪
904
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,896
♪ I wake up to the sound of music ♪
905
00:42:14,930 --> 00:42:18,399
♪ Mother Mary comes to me ♪
906
00:42:18,434 --> 00:42:21,436
♪ Speaking words of wisdom ♪
907
00:42:21,470 --> 00:42:24,405
♪ Let it be... ♪
908
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,508
♪ Let it be, let it be ♪
909
00:42:27,543 --> 00:42:32,146
♪ Let it be, yeah, let it be ♪
910
00:42:32,181 --> 00:42:35,183
♪ There will be an answer ♪
911
00:42:35,217 --> 00:42:39,353
♪ Let it be... ♪
912
00:42:39,388 --> 00:42:41,456
♪ Let it be, let it be ♪
913
00:42:41,490 --> 00:42:45,960
♪ Let it be, yeah, let it be ♪
914
00:42:45,994 --> 00:42:49,097
♪ Whisper words of wisdom ♪
915
00:42:49,131 --> 00:42:52,567
♪ Let it be... ♪
916
00:43:00,776 --> 00:43:02,944
Whoo!
917
00:43:03,818 --> 00:43:08,846
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