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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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[Music]
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- Okay, who wants more pancakes?
- All: Oh no! No no.
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Really? What's wrong
with them this time?
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Well, it's not that they don't
taste good, although they don't...
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It's just pancakes aren't
supposed to be orange.
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Usually the food tastes bad, but
it looks the way it's supposed to.
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Now that's not even happening.
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Guys, quit picking on mom.
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She's just getting in the
spirit of Halloween. See?
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Orange on one side, black on the other.
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Actually, I burnt that side.
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The black was a happy accident.
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Okay, speaking of Halloween, I am shooting
a segment for "Good Morning Denver",
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called "Duncan's Punkins," which will
highlight my pumpkin-carving prowess.
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I don't believe I'm familiar
with your pumpkin-carving prowess.
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I came up with the title
and worked backwards.
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Ugh, I think those pancakes
are working their way backwards.
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So since we're filming it at the house,
everyone needs to be camera-ready,
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although not everyone will appear.
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- What's "camera ready" mean?
- Oh, you don't have to worry about it.
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Oh, mom, by the way, I got Charlie
and Toby the most adorable costumes.
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They're going to be lions.
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No. I don't wanna be
the same animal as Toby.
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Charlie, I already got the costumes.
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I don't care!
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Okay, so Toby is going to be
a lion and Charlie is T.B.D.
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That better not spell "lion".
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I think it does.
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[Theme music playing]
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♪Today's all burnt toast
running late and dad jokes.
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♪"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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♪I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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♪There it is up on the roof.
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♪I've been there, I survived.
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♪So just take my advice.
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♪Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
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♪But I know your future's bright.
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♪Hang in there,
baby, there's no maybe.
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♪Everything turns out all right.
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♪Sure life is up and down.
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♪But trust me, it comes back around.
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♪You're gonna love
who you turn out to be.
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♪Hang in there, baby.
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[Music]
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Okay, fund-raiser for the Drama Club.
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So we need to raise money so "The
Sound of Music" can have music.
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And sound.
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How about a car wash?
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No, been there, done that.
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Just because you don't
like it, we can't do it?
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Who made you President
of the Drama Club?
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You did. You all voted for me.
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- We could have a bake sale!
- That's boring.
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How about a chess tournament?
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Maybe nobody heard me. How
about a chess tournament?
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Okay, you did hear me.
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You know, it's too bad it's
not closer to Christmas.
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We're all good singers, we
could go caroling to raise money.
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Wait a minute, that's it!
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Guys, we could do Halloween Caroling!
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Okay, so we'll take Christmas songs
and change the lyrics for Halloween.
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I like it!
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I don't get it... but I like it!
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When we go caroling, I'm
gonna go as a chess piece.
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The Knight. I'd go as a Rook,
but then I could only move...
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This way...
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And this way.
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[Laughing]
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That would've killed at Chess Club.
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Hey, I'm not doing anything for
Halloween. What are you doing?
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- Aren't you going trick or treating?
- Dude...
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I'm 14. I stopped doing
that like two years ago.
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Oh yeah. Yeah, of course.
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- When did you stop?
- Uh, same as you.
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Two years ago.
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Anyway, I was wondering if I
could hang out at your place.
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You know, maybe avoid all the
excitement of "Duncan's Punkins".
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Oh sure, come on over.
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We can rent scary movies, turn out the
lights and really freak ourselves out.
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Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
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- Nothing really scares me anymore.
- Nothing?
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Well, except for when mom says, "I know we
said we'd never have another baby, but"...
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- Hey, Teddy.
- Hey, Victor, what's up?
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There's something I have to
tell you. It's about Halloween.
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I can't participate in the caroling.
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Why not?
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Because every Halloween night,
something terrible happens to me.
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I always end up getting
egged or T.P.'d or worse.
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A lot worse.
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Well, why didn't you say
something at the meeting?
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You seemed fine with the
whole Halloween idea then.
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When I mentioned my chess piece
costumes, that was just to be macho.
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In front of the ladies.
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We kinda need your male
voice on our big showstopper,
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"God rest ye merry Frankenstein".
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Let me give it a shot.
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♪God rest ye merry Frankenstein...
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What's the next lyric?
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♪I'll reanimate your corpse.
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You know, I had my doubts
about this idea, but now...
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- Yes?
- They're confirmed.
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So what do you think?
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- These pumpkins are amazing.
- Uh huh.
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Honey!
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- I had no idea you were so talented.
- [Chuckles]
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How could you have no
idea? I tell you every day.
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Honey, could you come in here a sec?
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- Yes, Bob?
- Who's this?
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That's Marvin.
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From the Halloween
store. He's my assistant.
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- I do the hard work...
- Mm hmm.
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By coming up with the design of
what the pumpkin will look like,
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and Marvin here carries out my vision.
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- It's called delegation.
- Mmm.
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I have to ask; When you say things
like that, do they make sense to you?
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I don't really listen.
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Okay, guys, this is our first house.
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So let's start off
with our strongest song.
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"I'm dreaming of a white Werewolf"?
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You think that's better
than "o come all ye goblins"?
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It's hard to choose.
They're all so good.
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Okay, guys, I'm gonna
make an executive decision.
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We're gonna start with "Away
In The Graveyard". Are we ready?
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[Doorbell rings]
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- [Plays pitch pipe]
- [All hum note]
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♪Away in a graveyard.
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♪The zombie did lay.
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♪Looking to eat brains.
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♪All night and all day.
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Wait wait, what are you doing?
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- We're Halloween Caroling.
- I don't get it.
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Me neither!
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So we're raising funds for
the South High Drama Club...
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By taking Christmas Carols and
turning them into Halloween Carols.
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- Uh, would you like to donate?
- Sure.
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Have a lolly.
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I've discovered a flaw in the plan.
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I said I did not want to be a lion!
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Honey, you're not a lion anymore.
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Look, you have spots! You're a leopard.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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And you know what? Leopards
are faster than lions.
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And stronger?
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- Sure!
- In your face!
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Okay, Kenny, let's see how
these pumpkins look on camera.
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Ba-bam!
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Oh no!
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Wha... what happened?!
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Pumpkins go bad fast. I think
Marvin carved them too early.
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Want something done right,
you gotta do it yourself.
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- But you couldn't do it yourself.
- It's a saying, Bob!
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Okay, now that we can't
shoot the pumpkins, let's...
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Let's get a shot of the two lions.
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What? I knew it!
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[Eerie music playing]
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Don't open that door...
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- Don't open that door!
- [Creaks]
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- It's okay, you can look now.
- Oh.
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- [Music crashes]
- Gaaaah!
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- [Laughing]
- Oh, stop doing that!
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- Why? It's always funny.
- [Knocks on door]
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[Tv clicks off]
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- Trick or treat.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was not expecting
trick-or-treaters.
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- This is an apartment building.
- But it's Halloween.
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- Sorry.
- Yeah, me too.
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- Trick-or-treater.
- I heard.
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You're aware of the size
of the apartment, right?
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[Knocks on door]
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- [Threatening] What was that?
- What was what?
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Are you cheap or do you just hate kids?
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- Look, it's an apartment building...
- I know where we are!
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And since my kid didn't get a treat...
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You're gonna get tricked!
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What does that mean?
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Oh, you'll find out.
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Well, she seems nice.
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That's Lorna from 402.
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Everyone in the building
knows she's a little...
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- Off.
- Off?
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She's trouble, Gabe.
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If she's in the elevator,
you take the stairs.
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If she's in the lobby, you wait outside.
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And you never ever go in the
laundry room when she's in there.
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You never go in there at all, you
do all your laundry at our house.
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Well, if I did go in there,
I would not go in there.
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♪We wish you a scary Halloween.
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♪We wish you a scary Halloween.
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♪We wish you a scary Halloween.
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♪And a happy boo!
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♪Year!
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♪Year!
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So you're singing Christmas
Carols with Halloween lyrics.
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Finally! Someone gets it!
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Oh, I get it. I just
think it's lame. [Snorts]
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Well, it's official.
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Nobody gets Halloween Caroling.
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He got it, he just said it was lame.
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Guys, can I help it if I'm too
clever for this neighborhood?
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Teddy, let's face it, this
night's a complete disaster.
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Not complete.
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At least nothing bad
has happened to you.
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Yet.
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Guys, who cares what this guy thinks?
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- We should have done a car wash.
- Or a bake sale.
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- Whoa!
- [Thuds]
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[Music]
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Victor, are you okay?
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I'm in a hole.
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Oh, just remain calm
and whatever you do...
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Do not think about the
walls closing in on you.
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- Or your fear of worms.
- Get me out of here!
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[Sighs] I rang the bell a bunch of
times, but the guy wouldn't answer.
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He probably thinks we're
gonna sing some more.
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How's it going up there?
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Aw, isn't that sweet?
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He's in a hole, but he's
worried about how we're doing.
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It's a little chilly, but we're okay!
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[Doorbell rings]
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Can I do it, daddy?
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Sure, honey. It's all yours.
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Trick or treat!
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Thanks!
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I did it!
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Halloween is always focused on pumpkins.
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But what about other
fruits and vegetables?
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They deserve to be scary too.
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What about this evil eggplant?
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[Gasps]
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And who's this?
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Jack o'pepper?
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Ah!
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Ah!
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And what about the apple that
couldn't keep the doctor away...
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Because he has a knife in his head?
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Ooh, scary!
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Oh!
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Kenny, is this as lame as I think it is?
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Yes. I've gotta come
up with something else.
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[Phone rings]
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Hey, Teddy.
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What? Victor's in a hole?
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Is he camera-ready?
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Oh uh, never mind, we'll be right there.
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Okay. Let's go, Kenny. Bob!
We're leaving! You're in charge!
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Sure, no problem! Charlie and
I have got it all under control!
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[Doorbell rings]
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Daddy, we runned out of candy.
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And our first bump.
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[Eerie music playing]
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[Phone ringing]
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[Sighs]
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00:14:43,432 --> 00:14:45,018
Hello?
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00:14:45,019 --> 00:14:46,900
Hello-o-o-o.
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00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:48,407
Nobody there. Again.
257
00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:50,586
That's like the third
time. Who keeps calling us?
258
00:14:50,587 --> 00:14:54,948
Oh, I don't know, maybe the
woman who threatened you?
259
00:14:54,949 --> 00:14:57,613
Well, if she's trying to scare
us, it's not going to work.
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[Knocks on door]
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Uh, you get it.
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00:15:08,194 --> 00:15:09,773
[Sighs] Nobody there.
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Oh, ding-dong-ditch,
real mature!
264
00:15:13,199 --> 00:15:15,853
Oh, come on, Lorna!
265
00:15:15,854 --> 00:15:19,538
That's it, I've had enough I'm going to
go upstairs and tell her to knock it off.
266
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:22,342
Whoa, sure that's a good idea? I
thought you said she was a little off.
267
00:15:22,343 --> 00:15:25,642
What am I supposed to do?
Let her torture us all night?
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Hey.
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Does this make me look tougher?
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P.J., that's a Gurgles beanie.
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[Roughly] Well, it's all I got.
272
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- Victor: What's going on up there?
- Hang in there, Victor.
273
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- Help is on the way!
- Hey hey, back it up, people.
274
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Our friend fell in a hole.
It's a dangerous situation.
275
00:15:50,175 --> 00:15:53,325
Yeah, guys, this isn't
a freak show, okay?
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Although...
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Step right up, see the
boy in the hole, only $5!
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All right, all right,
make a line, people.
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- Is he out of the hole yet?
- No.
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Great. Kenny, we caught a break.
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Victor, it's Amy Duncan.
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Finally a responsible adult.
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00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,030
Did you bring a rope or a ladder?
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No, I brought a microphone and a blazer.
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Three, two...
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This is Amy Duncan, reporting live on
Halloween night, with breaking news.
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Little Victor Deleseur
has fallen into a hole
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and may have only have
a short time to live.
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What?!
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I'll be with you until the story ends...
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One way or another.
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Stop that!
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[Doorbell rings]
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Trick or treat!
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Well, hey, look at you!
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That is one heck of a
costume you got there.
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And you know what? Because of that,
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you get a special treat from
the super fun mystery bag!
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Did you run out of candy?
300
00:17:01,225 --> 00:17:04,945
Maybe. Come on, just reach in.
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00:17:05,749 --> 00:17:08,078
Hey, you got the coaster!
302
00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:10,901
Charlie, she got the
coaster! Ring the bell!
303
00:17:10,902 --> 00:17:13,062
[Ringing]
304
00:17:13,401 --> 00:17:15,027
Can I try again?
305
00:17:15,028 --> 00:17:20,788
Well, if you think you can
beat the coaster, be my guest.
306
00:17:22,204 --> 00:17:24,724
What is this?
307
00:17:24,819 --> 00:17:27,133
You got the Jack o'pepper!
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00:17:27,134 --> 00:17:30,314
I'll take the coaster.
309
00:17:30,368 --> 00:17:32,819
Happy Halloween!
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Charlie, we're gonna need more coasters.
311
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I'm on it.
312
00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:45,205
P.J., it's been an hour. Where are you?
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Call me back, send me a text, something.
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[Pounding on door]
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[Screeching music]
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[Door creaking]
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[Whispering] P.J.?
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P.J., where are you?
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00:18:27,658 --> 00:18:29,043
[Door slams]
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00:18:29,044 --> 00:18:32,524
I've been waiting for you.
321
00:18:34,402 --> 00:18:36,048
What have you done with my brother?
322
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:40,069
Same thing I'm gonna do with you.
323
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:46,296
If you don't hand out candy,
you don't need your hand!
324
00:18:46,297 --> 00:18:47,811
[Screaming]
325
00:18:47,812 --> 00:18:51,712
- Help me!
- [Screaming continues]
326
00:18:51,749 --> 00:18:53,415
Ha ha!
327
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:55,456
Gotcha!
328
00:18:55,978 --> 00:18:58,618
High five. Woo!
329
00:18:58,998 --> 00:19:01,272
Wait. This was all a trick?
330
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:04,560
That's right, Mister
nothing-scares-me-anymore.
331
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,529
I wasn't really scared.
332
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:08,065
Oh, really?
333
00:19:08,066 --> 00:19:10,982
Why is there a stain on your pants?
334
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,585
- There's not.
- Ha ha, made you look!
335
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,273
Wow, a scare and a "made you
look" all in the same day.
336
00:19:16,274 --> 00:19:18,854
I am on fire!
337
00:19:23,026 --> 00:19:26,397
It's now hour number two
of the boy-in-the-hole saga,
338
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,519
and the tension is unbearable.
339
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,430
Let's talk to some of
Victor's closest friends
340
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:35,338
who have gathered here
for the death watch.
341
00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:38,759
Victor: I'm actually fine!
342
00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:46,302
Please, if you could, tell me in your
own words how this tragedy happened.
343
00:19:46,303 --> 00:19:50,607
Well, we were walking
and he fell in a hole.
344
00:19:50,608 --> 00:19:52,948
Fascinating.
345
00:19:52,957 --> 00:19:56,446
I understand you two were with
Victor when he disappeared.
346
00:19:56,447 --> 00:20:00,232
How is it that neither
of you fell into the hole?
347
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,647
I don't know.
348
00:20:02,648 --> 00:20:05,081
The mystery deepens.
349
00:20:05,082 --> 00:20:07,188
I think we have time
for one more question.
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00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:09,293
You, Sir, you there.
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00:20:09,294 --> 00:20:11,762
- What's your name, Sir?
- Victor!
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00:20:11,763 --> 00:20:15,244
- Just like the boy in the hole.
- I am the boy in the hole!
353
00:20:15,245 --> 00:20:21,145
Somebody finally brought me a ladder,
which I've been asking for all night!
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00:20:22,406 --> 00:20:24,574
It's a Halloween miracle!
355
00:20:24,575 --> 00:20:28,175
This is Amy Duncan reporting.
356
00:20:30,681 --> 00:20:35,481
Well, Charlie, we raised
$300 for Drama Club.
357
00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:39,916
I mean, Victor had to spend two
hours in a hole to make it happen.
358
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:44,669
But he did say that this
was his best Halloween ever.
359
00:20:44,670 --> 00:20:47,005
What happened to all the coasters?
360
00:20:47,006 --> 00:20:50,097
- Um, I don't know.
- [Bell rings]
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00:20:50,098 --> 00:20:52,985
And why does Charlie ring a bell
every time I say the word "coasters"?
362
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,894
[Bell rings]
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00:20:54,895 --> 00:20:56,935
Coming!
364
00:20:57,874 --> 00:21:00,409
And the mystery deepens.
365
00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:04,730
Happy Halloween, and good luck, Charlie.
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00:21:05,524 --> 00:21:07,564
[Music]
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00:21:08,744 --> 00:21:12,400
Announcer: This Halloween enjoy
the spookiest hits of all time,
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00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:15,517
as sung by the Denver Halloween chorus.
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00:21:15,518 --> 00:21:17,686
Timeless classics like...
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00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:20,018
♪Scary spells, something smells.
371
00:21:20,019 --> 00:21:22,177
♪It must be the corpse.
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00:21:22,178 --> 00:21:23,952
And who can forget...?
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♪O come all ye goblins.
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00:21:26,658 --> 00:21:28,547
♪O come all ye goblins.
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00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:30,211
♪Frightful and repugnant.
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00:21:30,212 --> 00:21:33,572
♪Frightful and repugnant.
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00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,043
You'll also get...
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♪Boo to the world,
the ghost's have come.
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00:21:39,945 --> 00:21:43,485
♪Let Earth recoil in fear.
380
00:21:44,885 --> 00:21:46,401
But that's not all.
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Order now and you'll
receive this holiday classic;
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Fourth of July favorites,
sung by The Easter Bunny!
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00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,349
♪Hoppy Doodle went to town.
384
00:21:56,350 --> 00:21:58,000
♪Riding on a bunny.
385
00:21:58,001 --> 00:21:59,689
♪He hard-boils his Easter eggs.
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00:21:59,690 --> 00:22:02,984
♪To make sure they're not runny.
387
00:22:02,985 --> 00:22:05,738
Call now, operators are standing by.
388
00:22:05,739 --> 00:22:08,616
Well, it... it's... it's
just me, but call anyway.
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00:22:08,617 --> 00:22:14,517
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