1 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:17,279 Transcript by Mastermonger Syncing by Mastermonger 2 00:00:23,801 --> 00:00:28,156 www. holland-hardcore. com 3 00:00:34,815 --> 00:00:37,091 Students, quiet please, 'mkay. 4 00:00:37,730 --> 00:00:42,421 As you may or may not know, today is Canada Appreciation Day. 5 00:00:43,733 --> 00:00:45,318 Oh god, I'm bored already. 6 00:00:45,507 --> 00:00:48,262 Okay. So we've been asked to show you a video... 7 00:00:48,417 --> 00:00:52,027 from the World Canadian Bureau. Start the tape, please. 8 00:00:53,071 --> 00:00:54,981 Hello, I am Steven Aboutman. 9 00:00:55,172 --> 00:00:57,283 President of the World Canadian Bureau. 10 00:00:57,667 --> 00:01:00,467 Do you ever stop to think how important Canada is to the world? 11 00:01:00,468 --> 00:01:05,402 Right now, I would like all students of Canadian descent in this school to stand up. 12 00:01:08,787 --> 00:01:11,448 Just look at all these fine Canadians in your school. 13 00:01:11,727 --> 00:01:13,150 See how diverse they are. 14 00:01:14,119 --> 00:01:17,468 When you think of Canada, what's the one thing that comes to mind? 15 00:01:17,549 --> 00:01:18,813 Gayness. 16 00:01:22,265 --> 00:01:23,519 That's right! Spirit! 17 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,621 What is it that makes Canada so important? 18 00:01:26,014 --> 00:01:27,040 Nothing! 19 00:01:34,963 --> 00:01:36,432 My fellow Canadians! 20 00:01:36,433 --> 00:01:39,391 For too long we have been pushed around and ridiculed! 21 00:01:39,619 --> 00:01:43,374 Yesterday was supposed to be a day of appreciation and understanding. 22 00:01:43,447 --> 00:01:47,351 Instead, Canada Appreciation Day was mocked worldwide! 23 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,520 Nobody takes us Canadians seriously! 24 00:01:52,521 --> 00:01:54,856 It's like, the world doesn't respect Canada at all, ey. 25 00:01:54,857 --> 00:01:55,835 That's right! 26 00:01:55,836 --> 00:01:58,018 And I think it's time for Canada to show the world... 27 00:01:58,019 --> 00:01:59,953 just how bad things would be without it! 28 00:02:00,102 --> 00:02:01,898 Together we can send a message! 29 00:02:01,899 --> 00:02:04,719 It's time for Canada... to strike! 30 00:02:06,813 --> 00:02:08,153 Did you say strike? 31 00:02:08,154 --> 00:02:10,442 Yes! Every Canadian join me! 32 00:02:10,709 --> 00:02:11,596 Join together! 33 00:02:12,359 --> 00:02:13,668 Canada on strike! 34 00:02:14,031 --> 00:02:15,371 Canada on strike. 35 00:02:15,372 --> 00:02:18,709 Canada, Canada. 36 00:02:18,710 --> 00:02:21,895 Canada, Canada. 37 00:02:22,077 --> 00:02:24,960 Canada on strike. Canada says: "No more!" 38 00:02:25,162 --> 00:02:26,782 No more neglect, we want respect. 39 00:02:26,783 --> 00:02:28,224 That's what we're striking for. 40 00:02:28,271 --> 00:02:30,116 All you bureaucrats and corporate cats... 41 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:31,350 can all just take a hike! 42 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:34,253 It's Canada on strike. 43 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:37,728 Canada on strike. From Bagboua to St. John's 44 00:02:37,729 --> 00:02:41,009 We raise our middle fingers for you all to sit upon. 45 00:02:41,126 --> 00:02:44,179 And with our fingers up your ass, you won't be very cite. 46 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:47,028 It's Canada on strike. 47 00:02:47,265 --> 00:02:50,620 And we will not bow or botch. Our resolve is strong. 48 00:02:50,621 --> 00:02:53,730 We even took three hours to rehearse this striking song. 49 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,965 Canada on strike. No matter where you are. 50 00:02:57,215 --> 00:03:00,187 If you are Canadian, then you've got to do your part. 51 00:03:00,428 --> 00:03:01,787 March out of the halls. 52 00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:04,101 That's right. Suck my Canadian balls. 53 00:03:04,603 --> 00:03:07,445 It's Canada on strike. 54 00:03:07,775 --> 00:03:14,849 It's Canada on strike. 55 00:03:17,314 --> 00:03:23,189 Uh-when you say Canada is on strike. What exactly do you mean? 56 00:03:23,386 --> 00:03:24,537 What d'you think it means!? 57 00:03:24,821 --> 00:03:26,693 We're striking, buddy. No more, that's it! 58 00:03:26,694 --> 00:03:27,803 Until we get what we want. 59 00:03:29,081 --> 00:03:32,594 Who exactly are you to authorize this strike? 60 00:03:32,852 --> 00:03:34,116 I am Steven Aboutmen. 61 00:03:34,324 --> 00:03:36,134 Leader of the WGA. 62 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:38,527 The WGA? 63 00:03:38,790 --> 00:03:41,330 Yes! The World Canadian Bureau. 64 00:03:43,427 --> 00:03:45,888 What exactly does Canada want? 65 00:03:46,688 --> 00:03:49,542 We want more money. 66 00:03:50,734 --> 00:03:51,996 Yeah. More money! 67 00:03:52,814 --> 00:03:54,296 More money from where? 68 00:03:54,661 --> 00:03:55,830 Just more money. You know. 69 00:03:55,946 --> 00:03:57,459 Canada doesn't get enough money. 70 00:03:57,825 --> 00:03:59,128 Other countries have lots of money. 71 00:03:59,129 --> 00:04:00,500 We want-we want some of that money. 72 00:04:01,237 --> 00:04:04,246 Ho-How about the internet? Internet makes lots of money. 73 00:04:04,558 --> 00:04:05,759 So give us some of that money! 74 00:04:05,988 --> 00:04:07,670 Yeah! Give us internet money. 75 00:04:07,671 --> 00:04:09,914 Mr. Aboutmen, you seem to... 76 00:04:09,915 --> 00:04:13,211 not understand how global economics works. I think... 77 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:15,491 Don't give me that fat cat fancy lipwiggling. 78 00:04:15,781 --> 00:04:17,970 Are you gonna give Canada more money, or not? 79 00:04:19,396 --> 00:04:21,057 I'm afraid we can't. 80 00:04:21,319 --> 00:04:23,276 Then you leave Canada no choice. 81 00:04:24,304 --> 00:04:26,280 The strike shall continue! 82 00:04:44,801 --> 00:04:46,439 "Honk if you support Canada" 83 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:47,791 Hey-hey, honey watch this. 84 00:04:49,587 --> 00:04:51,600 Oh, we're supporting unions. 85 00:04:51,815 --> 00:04:53,848 That's right. We're a very progressive couple. 86 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,061 Yes! 87 00:04:56,124 --> 00:04:57,583 Oh, that's fun! 88 00:04:57,944 --> 00:05:00,167 Well, we've done our good deed for the week. 89 00:05:00,337 --> 00:05:03,742 I think now I can make love to your anus without making God angry. 90 00:05:03,789 --> 00:05:05,437 Oh, really? Goodie! 91 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,197 Guys. I'm really worried about my brother. 92 00:05:17,138 --> 00:05:18,298 We don't care. 93 00:05:19,351 --> 00:05:21,798 You should care. This strike effects everybody, fatass. 94 00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:23,073 Ssht, i-it's on. 95 00:05:23,074 --> 00:05:23,857 Yippee! 96 00:05:24,069 --> 00:05:25,954 It's the Terrance and Phillip show. 97 00:05:26,141 --> 00:05:29,058 Today's episode: 'I Fart Huckabees'. 98 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:30,924 Ooh, this one again? 99 00:05:30,925 --> 00:05:33,314 God, they've replayed this one like eighty times now. 100 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,147 Say, Philip, I just bought this new hybrid car. 101 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,223 Oh? Does it run on electricity? 102 00:05:38,449 --> 00:05:40,160 No, it uses natural gas. 103 00:05:43,613 --> 00:05:44,877 I just fart at your face. 104 00:05:45,259 --> 00:05:48,132 Huh, it somehow loses it's punch after multiple viewings. 105 00:05:48,403 --> 00:05:50,780 Goddamned, when are they gonna air new Terrance and Phillip-shows? 106 00:05:51,042 --> 00:05:52,876 There aren't goin' to be no shows. Don't you get it? 107 00:05:52,877 --> 00:05:56,860 Terrance and Phillip are Canadian. We have to get Canada to end this strike. 108 00:05:57,187 --> 00:05:59,348 It's not a big deal. We can just watch American comedy. 109 00:06:00,738 --> 00:06:02,651 You think that's bad? 110 00:06:02,652 --> 00:06:05,408 Remember the time I sang La Cuca Rancha... 111 00:06:05,409 --> 00:06:06,832 for Paul McCartney? 112 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,187 No! Nooo! 113 00:06:09,561 --> 00:06:11,752 We are not resorting to that. 114 00:06:14,894 --> 00:06:17,113 We want more! We want more! 115 00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:20,649 One, two, three, four. Canada deserves more... money. 116 00:06:20,924 --> 00:06:24,492 One, two, three, four. Canada deserves more... money. 117 00:06:24,940 --> 00:06:27,406 Look, buddy. Me and Phillip need to go home for a bit. 118 00:06:27,407 --> 00:06:29,942 Go home? You can't leave the picket line. 119 00:06:30,158 --> 00:06:32,629 But this is taking too long. And Phillip is diabetic. 120 00:06:32,937 --> 00:06:34,763 Look, guys. We have to stay strong. 121 00:06:35,029 --> 00:06:36,574 If you don't stand with your fellow Canadians... 122 00:06:36,575 --> 00:06:37,563 then you are rats! 123 00:06:37,778 --> 00:06:39,032 Don't call me a rat, buddy. 124 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:41,067 I'm not your buddy, friend. 125 00:06:41,306 --> 00:06:42,459 He's not your friend, guy. 126 00:06:42,790 --> 00:06:44,054 I'm not your guy, buddy. 127 00:06:44,364 --> 00:06:45,721 He's not your buddy, friend. 128 00:06:45,722 --> 00:06:47,408 I'm not your friend, guy. 129 00:06:49,372 --> 00:06:50,950 Don't you two understand anything? 130 00:06:51,205 --> 00:06:52,764 You think striking is a joke? 131 00:06:53,010 --> 00:06:54,586 You think it's something to ridicule? 132 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:56,614 Yeah, you think this is funny? 133 00:06:57,859 --> 00:07:00,599 Don't you see that we have to stand together or else we have nothing? 134 00:07:01,001 --> 00:07:03,378 Steven, Steven! A call came in from the United States. 135 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:05,270 They want to talk to you about ending the strike. 136 00:07:05,271 --> 00:07:08,438 What did I tell you? I told you we'd get to them sooner or later. 137 00:07:11,451 --> 00:07:13,281 All right. Ssh, ssh. Quiet everyone. 138 00:07:13,282 --> 00:07:14,509 Let me handle this. 139 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:19,840 Yes? This is Steven Aboutmen, head of the WGA. 140 00:07:20,672 --> 00:07:23,601 Uh, hi. We want you to end the strike. 141 00:07:24,247 --> 00:07:25,654 Oh, you do, huh? 142 00:07:25,905 --> 00:07:28,012 They've had enough. They want us to end the strike! 143 00:07:32,590 --> 00:07:33,673 All right. Quiet, quiet. Ssh, ssh. 144 00:07:33,674 --> 00:07:35,065 Quiet, quiet. Let me deal with this. 145 00:07:35,645 --> 00:07:38,009 All right, we're prepared to end the strike. 146 00:07:38,010 --> 00:07:41,153 If you are agreeing that we should have more money. 147 00:07:42,688 --> 00:07:44,648 We totally think you should have more money. 148 00:07:45,364 --> 00:07:47,277 We got 'em! We did it! 149 00:07:51,591 --> 00:07:53,596 All right. How much you gonna give us? 150 00:07:54,693 --> 00:07:57,350 Huh? Well, we don't really have that much money. 151 00:07:57,679 --> 00:07:59,906 Oh. Negotiating hard ball, are we? 152 00:08:00,011 --> 00:08:01,612 What about all that internet money? 153 00:08:02,564 --> 00:08:03,704 The internet? 154 00:08:03,705 --> 00:08:04,942 You listen to me, friend! 155 00:08:05,225 --> 00:08:07,556 You'd better figure out a way to get us our fair amount of money. 156 00:08:07,557 --> 00:08:09,684 And until you come back with a solid, fair number... 157 00:08:09,685 --> 00:08:13,234 I'm finished talking to you, you slimey corporate dickhead! 158 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:18,116 Don't worry. Don't worry. This is how negotiating works. 159 00:08:18,328 --> 00:08:20,345 This is good. We've got 'em by the balls. 160 00:08:25,407 --> 00:08:26,120 What'd they say? 161 00:08:26,931 --> 00:08:29,879 They said we have to give them money that we make on the internet. 162 00:08:31,057 --> 00:08:33,219 How are we supposed to make money on the internet? 163 00:08:34,779 --> 00:08:37,913 Well. How do other people make money on the internet? 164 00:08:38,867 --> 00:08:41,165 We have to put something up on the internet... 165 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:42,909 that everyone would find fascinating. 166 00:08:44,029 --> 00:08:45,861 Wait. I've got it. 167 00:08:53,787 --> 00:08:55,843 I said what, what in the butt. 168 00:08:55,843 --> 00:08:57,774 I said what, what in the butt. 169 00:08:57,775 --> 00:08:59,782 I said what, what in the butt. 170 00:08:59,782 --> 00:09:01,718 I said what, what in the butt. 171 00:09:01,719 --> 00:09:02,895 You want to do it in my butt? 172 00:09:03,031 --> 00:09:03,733 In my butt? 173 00:09:03,734 --> 00:09:04,958 You want to do it in my butt? 174 00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:05,878 In my butt? 175 00:09:05,911 --> 00:09:07,216 You want to do it in my butt. 176 00:09:07,217 --> 00:09:07,891 In my butt. 177 00:09:07,892 --> 00:09:10,073 Let's do it in the butt. Okay. 178 00:09:10,645 --> 00:09:13,622 It's okay. If you have a little fint. 179 00:09:14,562 --> 00:09:15,698 Don't you worry. 180 00:09:16,064 --> 00:09:17,450 I won't bite. 181 00:09:17,451 --> 00:09:19,632 Not that hard. If you want it. 182 00:09:20,216 --> 00:09:21,648 I'll give you power. 183 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,500 Just be gentle. 184 00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:25,745 I'm gonna get like a flower. 185 00:09:26,658 --> 00:09:28,486 Give it to me. In the butt. 186 00:09:28,487 --> 00:09:29,264 Give it to me. 187 00:09:29,614 --> 00:09:30,396 Oh my! 188 00:09:30,397 --> 00:09:35,794 What, what, in the butt. I said what, what. In the butt. 189 00:09:35,795 --> 00:09:37,765 I said what, what. In the butt. 190 00:09:37,766 --> 00:09:38,886 You want to do it in my butt? 191 00:09:38,950 --> 00:09:39,806 In my butt? 192 00:09:39,806 --> 00:09:40,891 You want to do it in my butt? 193 00:09:40,892 --> 00:09:41,707 In my butt? 194 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:42,880 You want to do it in my butt? 195 00:09:42,881 --> 00:09:43,753 In my butt? 196 00:09:43,754 --> 00:09:45,872 Let's do it in the butt. Okay. 197 00:09:46,631 --> 00:09:48,100 There's more people viewing it! 198 00:09:48,101 --> 00:09:49,275 This is going great! 199 00:09:50,802 --> 00:09:53,422 Don't worry, Ike! The strike will be over soon! 200 00:10:04,758 --> 00:10:06,297 And in other world news: 201 00:10:06,298 --> 00:10:11,015 The leader of Japan today, is calling for an increase in military spending. 202 00:10:11,295 --> 00:10:13,136 How come they haven't mentioned anything about us? 203 00:10:13,183 --> 00:10:14,571 When are they gonna get to the strike? 204 00:10:14,824 --> 00:10:16,527 Don't worry. The strike is big news. 205 00:10:16,730 --> 00:10:18,507 I'm sure it will be one of the top stories. 206 00:10:18,508 --> 00:10:19,652 In other news tonight: 207 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:23,839 It's the internet video that has already seen over ten million views. 208 00:10:24,099 --> 00:10:27,475 A young confused looking boy, dancing and singing a song called... 209 00:10:27,476 --> 00:10:29,887 'What, what, in my asshole'. 210 00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:31,582 Tom, in just one week... 211 00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:34,404 the video has become the most watched thing in all of America. 212 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:38,730 The boy in the video, referred to by most as 'that little gay kid'... 213 00:10:38,999 --> 00:10:42,594 has already been asked to appear on Jimmy Kimmel and The Today Show. 214 00:10:43,912 --> 00:10:45,701 Goddamned, that's not news! 215 00:10:45,963 --> 00:10:47,065 What about us? 216 00:10:47,527 --> 00:10:48,711 Look, uh, Steven. 217 00:10:49,156 --> 00:10:50,515 Terrance and I were talking and... 218 00:10:50,705 --> 00:10:54,334 Well it's- it's started to look like maybe we're not gonna win this thing, y'know. 219 00:10:54,962 --> 00:10:57,373 We'll win! We'll just have to stay resilient! 220 00:10:57,587 --> 00:11:00,436 Well, yeah. But everyone is dying of starvation. 221 00:11:00,674 --> 00:11:02,010 Yeah. Let's give it up, guy. 222 00:11:02,123 --> 00:11:05,199 Don't call me your guy. I'm not your guy, friend! 223 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,116 Well, I'm not your friend, buddy! 224 00:11:07,117 --> 00:11:09,078 I'm not your buddy, guy! 225 00:11:09,334 --> 00:11:11,490 Wait, here it is. Turn it up! We're on! 226 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,165 And finally tonight. 227 00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:15,584 A new development in the Canada strike. 228 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,148 For those of you who don't remember or don't care... 229 00:11:18,149 --> 00:11:20,183 Canada has been striking for more money. 230 00:11:20,441 --> 00:11:21,417 Yeah! All right! 231 00:11:25,914 --> 00:11:27,466 In a shocking turn of events... 232 00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:30,242 it now appears that thousands of people from Denmark... 233 00:11:30,243 --> 00:11:33,712 are fledding into the United States with hopes of taking the place... 234 00:11:33,747 --> 00:11:35,019 of the striking Canadians. 235 00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:36,886 What? 236 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:39,809 D'you really think you Danish can replace the Canadians? 237 00:11:40,322 --> 00:11:43,014 Well, where we come from it's pretty cold too, ya. 238 00:11:43,346 --> 00:11:46,529 We like hockey and nobody really pays any attention to us. 239 00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:48,122 Nobody knows where Denmark is. 240 00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:51,725 Right. So when you think about it, we're the Canadians of Europe. 241 00:11:52,759 --> 00:11:54,661 Scums. How could you? 242 00:12:01,105 --> 00:12:03,545 Uh, hi. We made a really succesful thing on the internet. 243 00:12:03,546 --> 00:12:04,799 And we'd like to collect our money. 244 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:07,446 Take a number and wait with everyone else. 245 00:12:08,189 --> 00:12:09,555 Ma'am, perhaps you don't recognize... 246 00:12:09,556 --> 00:12:11,890 the internet-sensation little gay kid from YouToob. 247 00:12:12,053 --> 00:12:14,656 Take a number and wait with everyone else! 248 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,809 Chocolate rain. 249 00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:27,857 Hey, I know you. 250 00:12:28,025 --> 00:12:29,658 You're the 'What-what my asshole'-kid. 251 00:12:30,002 --> 00:12:31,211 What-what in the butt, sir. 252 00:12:31,523 --> 00:12:33,493 This Tron-guy. I saw him on YouToob. 253 00:12:33,817 --> 00:12:36,367 Yeah, sure. All the biggest internet stars are here. 254 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,357 You remember off course Numa Numa. 255 00:12:46,319 --> 00:12:47,699 And the "Star Wars Kid". 256 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,994 And the internet-sensation "Cute Sneezing Panda". 257 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,569 And there's "Dramatic Look Gopher". 258 00:13:03,274 --> 00:13:05,002 Wow, I've seen all you guys on the internet. 259 00:13:05,297 --> 00:13:09,166 So, how many people have seen your internet video? 260 00:13:09,529 --> 00:13:11,095 Uh, a few hundred thousand. 261 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:13,896 Hah, mere peanuts. 262 00:13:14,007 --> 00:13:16,858 "Chocolate Rain" has done gang busters. 263 00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:19,686 Theoretically, I'm a millionaire. 264 00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:22,394 Dude, screw you. Your internet thing is so last year. 265 00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:25,250 Leave "Chocolate Rain"-guy alone! 266 00:13:25,599 --> 00:13:27,589 Leave him alone! 267 00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:29,065 I'm serious! 268 00:13:31,779 --> 00:13:32,525 Excuse me. 269 00:13:34,829 --> 00:13:35,450 Hello? 270 00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:38,700 You greedy, corporate fatcat. 271 00:13:38,701 --> 00:13:40,239 You said you would get us money. 272 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:42,169 We're working on it. 273 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,913 You're stalling. Because you think I'll give up. 274 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:48,286 You know that most Canadians are talking about giving up the strike already. 275 00:13:49,532 --> 00:13:51,110 You've got me over the barrel and you know it. 276 00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:53,334 Sir, we're doing everything we can. 277 00:13:53,486 --> 00:13:54,651 You want me to say it again? 278 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,122 You've got me over a barrel. 279 00:13:56,414 --> 00:13:57,105 Now you happy? 280 00:13:57,485 --> 00:13:59,946 You've got me butt over a barrel with my tender ass just waiting... 281 00:13:59,947 --> 00:14:02,018 to be pulverized by you threshing manhood. 282 00:14:04,152 --> 00:14:07,227 Do you realize how stupid I'm going to look if I call off the strike... 283 00:14:07,228 --> 00:14:08,326 after starting all this? 284 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,302 I won't do it! You hear me, guy!? 285 00:14:10,669 --> 00:14:14,176 You're wrong! No matter what happens I will never call off this strike. 286 00:14:14,817 --> 00:14:17,216 Even if it means we all die. 287 00:14:17,734 --> 00:14:19,211 We don't want you to die. 288 00:14:19,606 --> 00:14:20,824 Then you'd better hurry. 289 00:14:21,373 --> 00:14:22,660 We don't have much longer. 290 00:14:23,294 --> 00:14:24,804 The blood will be on your hands. 291 00:14:30,893 --> 00:14:32,133 We have to speed this up. 292 00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:34,437 Can we collect our internet money in front of you, please? 293 00:14:34,588 --> 00:14:36,102 I don't think so. 294 00:14:36,282 --> 00:14:39,972 Nothing takes priority over Chocolate Rain. 295 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,079 Oh, here he goes with the ego again. 296 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,329 Who crowned you the top internet-star? 297 00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:45,685 I did. 298 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:49,061 When I became bigger than all you bitches. 299 00:14:49,675 --> 00:14:53,146 Oh, please. "Laughing Baby" had four times as many views as you. 300 00:14:57,463 --> 00:15:00,444 You'd better shut your fucking mouth, laughing baby. 301 00:15:00,755 --> 00:15:02,505 Did you all forget about "Afro-ninja"? 302 00:15:02,647 --> 00:15:04,575 My internet thing was bigger than anybody's. 303 00:15:04,784 --> 00:15:07,456 I made over a hundred million theoretical dollars. 304 00:15:07,716 --> 00:15:10,562 Well, Sneezing Panda's theoretically worth billions. 305 00:15:10,991 --> 00:15:13,312 You all wanna motherfucking die? 306 00:15:13,842 --> 00:15:14,313 Noo! 307 00:15:29,235 --> 00:15:31,092 Hey, forget it! We'll wait our turn. 308 00:15:39,585 --> 00:15:41,955 Leave Tron-guy alone! 309 00:15:42,254 --> 00:15:43,830 Leave him alone! 310 00:15:46,638 --> 00:15:49,545 Get ready for some chocolate pain, bitch. 311 00:15:53,642 --> 00:15:55,586 Leave the panda alone! 312 00:15:55,729 --> 00:15:58,032 Leave her alone! I'm serious! 313 00:16:09,378 --> 00:16:11,800 Thought I forgot about you, gopher? 314 00:16:19,236 --> 00:16:21,487 Uuh, my brains. 315 00:16:28,945 --> 00:16:31,155 Sweet. I think we're next in line now. 316 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,388 Steven, Steven! They're here. They've come to negotiate. 317 00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:55,297 What? You mean it? 318 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,455 Okay, we get it. 319 00:16:58,339 --> 00:16:59,372 Who the hell are you? 320 00:16:59,531 --> 00:17:01,469 We're the ones you told to go get internet money. 321 00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,908 Here. We made ten million theoretical dollars. 322 00:17:03,943 --> 00:17:04,747 It's all for you. 323 00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:09,965 Theoretical dollars? What am I supposed to do with that? 324 00:17:10,134 --> 00:17:11,669 You little timewasters! 325 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,949 Hey, we worked really hard to get this theoretical money. 326 00:17:14,073 --> 00:17:16,146 Yeah. Everyone thinks I'm a homo now. 327 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,129 You are a homo, Butters. 328 00:17:18,343 --> 00:17:19,745 Dude, will you just end this thing now? 329 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,335 My little brother is gonna die. 330 00:17:21,603 --> 00:17:24,091 Noo! I'm not gonna look like an idiot! 331 00:17:24,247 --> 00:17:26,147 If I fucked up and led everyone astray... 332 00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:27,814 the last thing I'm gonna do is admit it! 333 00:17:30,135 --> 00:17:31,864 Yes, this is the head of the WGA. 334 00:17:32,363 --> 00:17:33,886 The World Canadian Bureau. 335 00:17:35,537 --> 00:17:36,637 Oh, Mr. Aboutmen. 336 00:17:36,795 --> 00:17:38,672 Global Vert. Summit Leaders. 337 00:17:38,852 --> 00:17:40,641 We want to talk to you about the strike. 338 00:17:41,251 --> 00:17:42,524 You-You do? 339 00:17:43,073 --> 00:17:44,244 You wanna negotiate? 340 00:17:44,699 --> 00:17:47,098 No. Actually, we were just wondering if... 341 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:50,865 when you're all dead, we can use New- foundland for a new global theme park. 342 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,203 Hello? Would you just give this guy something, please? 343 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:02,915 Excuse me? 344 00:18:03,045 --> 00:18:04,550 He just doesn't want to look like an idiot. 345 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,328 So he needs everyone to think the strike was for something. 346 00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:08,205 Jus-Just give him anything. 347 00:18:09,085 --> 00:18:13,881 Well. We could give Canada some small consolation price. 348 00:18:14,669 --> 00:18:16,988 If they give you something small, will you end the strike? 349 00:18:18,725 --> 00:18:21,681 Will they act like they're giving Canada a lot... 350 00:18:21,682 --> 00:18:23,354 so everyone thinks I did a good job? 351 00:18:23,592 --> 00:18:25,099 Can you act like you're giving him a lot? 352 00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:27,312 Sure, why not? 353 00:18:31,297 --> 00:18:32,647 We have won! 354 00:18:36,634 --> 00:18:38,025 So how much did we get? 355 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:39,026 Well we-uh... 356 00:18:39,726 --> 00:18:41,682 We didn't get everything that we wanted, but... 357 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,848 We negotiated hard and.... 358 00:18:43,849 --> 00:18:46,941 We got these coupons to Bennigans. 359 00:18:47,482 --> 00:18:50,807 And three bubble gums for every Canadian! 360 00:18:57,046 --> 00:19:01,437 These coupons entitle every Canadian to a free meal at Bennigans. 361 00:19:01,779 --> 00:19:04,532 With the potence of a meal at equal or greater value off course. 362 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:06,451 We did it! 363 00:19:11,993 --> 00:19:16,714 My friends. This is the greatest victory in Canadian history. 364 00:19:32,317 --> 00:19:33,056 Ike. 365 00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:34,453 Ike! 366 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:36,485 It's over. 367 00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:37,506 It's over? 368 00:19:37,507 --> 00:19:38,566 Yeah. Here you go. 369 00:19:46,211 --> 00:19:48,008 Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with. 370 00:19:48,371 --> 00:19:49,384 Me too! 371 00:19:49,385 --> 00:19:51,549 Yeah, but you know? I learned something today. 372 00:19:52,116 --> 00:19:53,823 We thought we could make money on the internet. 373 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,324 But, while the internet is new and exciting for creative people. 374 00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,881 It hasn't matured as a distribution mechanism to the extent... 375 00:19:59,882 --> 00:20:02,128 what you trade real and immediate opportunities for income... 376 00:20:02,129 --> 00:20:03,841 for the promise of future online revenue. 377 00:20:03,842 --> 00:20:06,001 It will be a few years before digital distribution... 378 00:20:06,002 --> 00:20:07,375 of media on the internet can be monetized... 379 00:20:07,385 --> 00:20:09,280 to an extent that necessitates contract producers... 380 00:20:09,281 --> 00:20:11,737 to forego their fair value and more traditional media. 381 00:20:13,426 --> 00:20:14,329 Yeah. 382 00:20:25,619 --> 00:20:26,711 Yeah! We did it! 383 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:27,851 Celebrate, everyone! 384 00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:36,525 Hold on a minute! Wait just a second! 385 00:20:37,401 --> 00:20:38,772 We just did some calculating. 386 00:20:39,099 --> 00:20:43,252 By not working during the strike, Canadians lost 10.4 million dollars. 387 00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:48,398 And our Bennigans coupons and bubblegum is worth roughly... 3.008 dollars. 388 00:20:48,963 --> 00:20:50,936 Don't look at that. Come on, friends. Let's dance! 389 00:20:52,266 --> 00:20:53,555 You had no idea what you were doing.... 390 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,069 and now you're trying to make it look like you won... 391 00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:56,627 so that we won't send you adrift. 392 00:20:56,742 --> 00:20:58,184 Damn it, friends. Don't you see? 393 00:20:58,489 --> 00:21:00,953 We won for future Canadians, guy. 394 00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:03,313 So the little guy doesn't get pushed around any more. 395 00:21:03,736 --> 00:21:05,995 This is a victory for Canada's respect. 396 00:21:12,239 --> 00:21:14,078 Ey! What do you think you're doing? 397 00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:15,664 We're sending you adrift, idiot. 398 00:21:17,384 --> 00:21:19,054 Maybe you can go live with the Danish! 399 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,965 You'll regret this day, friend! 400 00:21:23,109 --> 00:21:24,651 I'm not your friend, buddy! 401 00:21:25,863 --> 00:21:27,913 I'm not your buddy, guy! 402 00:21:28,270 --> 00:21:30,150 He's not your guy, friend! 403 00:21:30,430 --> 00:21:33,519 I'm not your friend, buddy! 404 00:21:33,867 --> 00:21:36,084 We're not your buddies, guy! 405 00:21:36,374 --> 00:21:40,694 I'm not your guy, friend!