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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Oh! Sweet outfit.
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And not everyone needs a girlfriend.
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I am running for Reptile Club President.
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It is a fiercely competitive
election, so I am turning up the heat.
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You might want to turn it back down.
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You seems like the obvious
choice for that office.
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I can't believe anyone
else would even run.
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I can't believe there's
anyone else who cares.
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Or anyone else in that club.
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Why you guys having the
election in the park?
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We're not allowed to use the
school ever since Mrs. Kipling
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turned the class hamster habitat
into an all-you-can-eat buffet.
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Don't forget to reupholster the couch
in Zuri's dollhouse, and make sure
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the kids' formal wear is ready for
Morgan's movie premiere next week.
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- Do you have all of my bags?
- Surprisingly, no.
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But I'll get this batch down to the car.
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Uh, Mom...
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Before you leave, could
you help me with something?
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I'm doing a report on my family history.
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I wanted to ask you
about my birth family.
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Oh...
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Uh... now?
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Uh...
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So... what do you want to know?
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Uh, just stuff like who my
parents were, and where I'm from.
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Now that I've accepted it's not Krypton.
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Is there any way we could have this
conversation when I get back from my trip?
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Or after you have grand kids?
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See you in a few days.
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Love you! Love you!
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Love you! Love you!
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Aw, I feel like part of the family.
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Of course you are.
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Quit using my shampoo.
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♪Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh.
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♪Hey Jessie, hey Jessie.
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♪It feels like a party every day.
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♪Hey Jessie, hey Jessie.
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♪But they keep on
pulling me every which way.
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♪Hey Jessie, hey Jessie.
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♪My whole world is
changing. Turning around.
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♪They got me going crazy.
Yeah, they're shaking the ground.
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♪But they took a chance
on the new girl in town.
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♪And I don't want to
let them down, down, down.
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♪Hey Jessie.
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♪Hey Jessie.
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♪It feels like a party every day.
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♪Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie.
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Hello, Captain Firestorm!
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My temperature is rising.
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- Jessie?
- Uh, I was just burning up.
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I mean, cleaning up.
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For the last time, Captain
Firestorm is way out of your league.
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I know.
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Anyway, could you please ask Mom to
talk to me about my birth parents?
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All I know is they were from
Detroit, and incredibly good looking.
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- How do you know that?
- Hello!
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I wonder which one you
get the modesty from.
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Come on, Jessie.
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I don't want to wait till I'm older
to find out about my background.
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Luke, I understand how you feel.
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Okay? It's natural to
want answers, but...
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Christina obviously isn't
ready to pursue this right now.
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And I have to respect that.
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Where was all this respect
when you used Mom's,
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Business Woman of the Year
award to kill that cockroach?
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I had no choice! The bug
spray only made it angry!
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Listen, Luke, I am so sorry
that I can't help you with this.
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But I can help you organize
your comic book collection.
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How long has it been
since you've had a date?
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Too long.
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Bertram!
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Why are you not painting
my campaign poster?
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Oh! Because Mrs. Kipling took my brush.
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Also...
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I don't care.
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I'm done.
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"Vote for Ravi, or else?" Or else what?
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You may not have noticed.
But these guns have no ammo.
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How did you ever win last year?
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I ran unopposed.
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Still.
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Oh, look at your opponent. Eileen's
over there, schmoozing the band nerds.
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Oh, dear. If she locks up the
marching band vote, I am doomed!
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There is a huge overlap
with the Reptile Club.
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Hello there, Ravi. How's
the losing campaign going?
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The losing campaign is going just fine!
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Wait, I did not mean
that. Did I just concede?
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Wow.
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Winning this campaign will
be a slither in the park.
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Right, Corny?
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Eileen, your Reptile Club
platform is a crock...
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Odile!
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Oh!
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Okay, clearly you need help.
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I'm taking over as
your campaign manager.
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What does that mean exactly?
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I tell you what to do and you do it.
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Oh, so pretty much business as usual.
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Luke, this is killing me.
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What? Seeing me upset?
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No, the incredibly annoying sound of
you bouncing this ball for the last hour.
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Look...
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What if I helped you
find your birth parents?
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You, help me?
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Why?
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Because if I were adopted,
I would want to know.
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Plus, there's a lot about
you that needs explaining.
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Okay, the gas thing is
because of Bertram's cooking.
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Listen, Mom keeps all her important
documents in the locked desk drawer.
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Maybe it will have information
about your adoption.
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Good thinking, Emma.
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We can get dynamite from Dad's
special effects guy to blow it open.
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Or, Jessie has a set
of keys in her purse.
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So, we use the dynamite
to blow up Jessie's purse!
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I'm already regretting helping you.
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Here she comes.
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Jessie, can I talk to you?
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Oh, I would love to, but
I have a killer cavity,
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and I'm already late for the dentist.
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Could we talk when I get back?
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I was just wondering how old
you have to be to get married?
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On second thought, I can chew
on the other side of my mouth.
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Okay, why are you talking
about getting married?
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Because I met this really cute guy,
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and I can't visit him in
prison unless I'm his wife.
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Okay, I wouldn't let you date
that guy who got detention,
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so this is out of the question.
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Uh... but I love him!
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On the other hand, I'm
too young to be in love.
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It's over!
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Okay, those feelings receded
faster than my gum line.
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Have fun at the dentist!
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And just so we're clear, you are not
allowed to get married before I do.
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Amazing work, Emma. Why
haven't we teamed up before?
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Probably because I generally
find you pretty repulsive.
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Let's see...
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Bills, passports...
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Whoa!
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Check it out.
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Here's some stuff about my birth Mom!
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Her name is Vanessa Colson!
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And your middle name is... Dilbert.
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Now I know the first question
I'm gonna ask my birth Mom.
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Ravi K. Ross.
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How can he take care of the Reptile Club
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when he needs his nanny
to take care of him?
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Come here! You have
schmutz on your face!
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Jesse!
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I am Eileen Miller.
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And I approve this message.
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Paid for with hard-earned
babysitting money.
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That was hysterical! Play
it again! Play it again!
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You know what? Send me the
link. I'll watch it later.
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I can never come back from this slander!
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- I am ruined!
- We can still win this thing!
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We need to fire back and say
negative things about her.
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Zuri, there is no place for
venom in the Reptile Club.
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Except, of course, in the glands
of the more poisonous species.
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In politics, you gotta
get down and dirty.
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And lucky for you...
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I hate baths.
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Luke, look at this!
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I found a Vanessa Colson who lived in
Detroit around the time you were born,
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and it seems like you
two have a lot in common.
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Really? Because I can't find anything.
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It helps if you spell
"Detroit" correctly.
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And "Mom".
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"The Motor City Mauler is a
world-class female wrestler!"
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"Also known by her real
name, Vanessa Colson".
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My Mom's a wrestler?
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This is amazing!
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That's not all. Her signature
move is called the "Pit of Pain".
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"She knocks people out
with her armpit stench,"
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"then dances around them in victory!"
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Like mother, like son.
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Luke, it's okay to cry.
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You must be going through
so many emotions right now.
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That, and I caught a
whiff of my armpit stench.
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Sometimes it even takes me by surprise.
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But if we hadn't taken your
keys, we never would have found
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out Luke's birth Mom is a
wrestler named Vanessa Colson.
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And she's got a match in
New York this afternoon!
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Clearly, it's fate! Please,
please, please, can I go?
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She leaves town tomorrow,
and I need to meet her!
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Luke, I know this is
huge for you, but...
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Meeting her is something that
your parents should be here for.
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I just can't let you go.
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I am so sorry.
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You should be.
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This could be the most important night
of my life, and you won't help me!
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I rarely say this, but you're wrong.
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You say it all the time!
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Do not! See? You're wrong again.
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Wow, Emma and Luke seem really upset.
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Kudos! What's your secret?
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Bertram, this is serious.
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Today might be Luke's only chance to
meet his birth Mom, Vanessa Colson.
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This doesn't say Colson.
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It says "Olson".
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The "C" is blackberry jam.
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What? Sometimes I snack when I'm filing.
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Wait, so Luke's been
searching for the wrong woman!
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Thank goodness I didn't let him
go down to that wrestling match.
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Oh. You mean the wrestling match
Luke just told me they were going to?
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Wait, wait. They snuck out?
After I told them not to?
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Does anyone in this house
listen to anything I say?
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Mm? I'm sorry, I didn't
catch that last part.
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My birth Mom is amazing!
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Luke, I'm so happy I can be here
to share this touching moment.
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Rip her lips off, Mom!
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Kids! I need to tell you...
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Jessie? Why are you dressed like
you just clashed with some Titans?
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The match was all sold out, so
I had to sneak past Security!
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I stole this costume from
Cindy the Slammin' Centurion.
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How did you guys get in?
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We told them our parents were
famous. It opens a lot of doors.
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Zuri is playing hide-and-seek
with the Obamas on Monday.
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Luke, I have to tell you...
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Look out!
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Who's up next to get mauled?
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You are Cindy the Centurion, right?
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No, I'm Jessie the Gentle.
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I don't wanna get mauled!
I don't wanna get mauled!
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Mom! That's your
future daughter-in law!
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Don't mess up her face!
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Of course I'll record Ravi's
speech for you, Christina.
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I wouldn't miss it for the world.
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Okay, bye, bye.
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Hey, kid...
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You want to earn a crisp dollar
bill? Just point and shoot.
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I got a peach-mango
smoothie calling my name.
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Only six kids showed up for
the election? That's pathetic.
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No, six is a record turnout!
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In your face, Haiku Club!
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Zuri, I do not know if I am comfortable
with saying negative things about Eileen.
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If you elect me as President, I
promise to knock it out of the park!
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Something my opponent can't do, judging by
his infamous tryouts for the baseball team.
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That is it.
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I am in.
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How do we play this
game of dirty politics?
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Like this.
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Uh!
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This is much more
literal than I expected.
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00:14:09,106 --> 00:14:12,611
Now just follow my lead, and
we'll bring this thing home.
247
00:14:12,612 --> 00:14:14,925
Listen up, lizard lovers!
248
00:14:14,926 --> 00:14:18,670
Eileen doesn't just own
a snake, she is a snake!
249
00:14:18,671 --> 00:14:20,796
What are you talking about?
250
00:14:20,797 --> 00:14:26,437
Eileen tied Ravi up and sicced
her snake, Corny, on him!
251
00:14:29,906 --> 00:14:35,806
It's only because of his tiny, bird-like
wrists that he was able to escape!
252
00:14:36,222 --> 00:14:39,385
Yes. Every word she utters is true.
253
00:14:39,386 --> 00:14:42,446
And a little hurtful.
254
00:14:42,576 --> 00:14:46,108
Do you really want someone
running the Reptile Club
255
00:14:46,109 --> 00:14:49,447
who uses their reptile for evil?
256
00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:51,025
No!
257
00:14:51,026 --> 00:14:54,206
Ravi, Ravi, Ravi, Ravi.
258
00:14:55,731 --> 00:14:58,011
Thank you.
259
00:14:58,017 --> 00:15:02,457
Yeah... actually, I don't have a dollar.
260
00:15:03,295 --> 00:15:05,875
Please, please, I'm
not really a wrestler.
261
00:15:05,876 --> 00:15:08,266
No kidding. You're way too skinny.
262
00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:12,707
Oh! Thank you! My secret weapon is Kale.
263
00:15:29,589 --> 00:15:31,591
So, Jessie...
264
00:15:31,592 --> 00:15:33,726
What do you think of my birth Mom, huh?
265
00:15:33,727 --> 00:15:36,967
Luke, she's not your...
266
00:15:37,497 --> 00:15:40,977
Okay, now I'm getting mad!
267
00:15:45,673 --> 00:15:47,674
Yes! That is what's up!
268
00:15:47,675 --> 00:15:50,735
Thank you. Thank you.
269
00:15:50,745 --> 00:15:55,548
Oh, but she can give me a
brain-buster and it's okay?
270
00:15:55,549 --> 00:15:58,451
I know you did not just
clothesline my momma!
271
00:15:58,452 --> 00:16:00,492
Luke...
272
00:16:02,589 --> 00:16:08,409
Okay, I know I had something
important to tell one of you.
273
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,277
Finish her, Mom! Let's
give her the Pit of Pain!
274
00:16:11,278 --> 00:16:13,198
Yeah!
275
00:16:17,737 --> 00:16:19,657
Yeah!
276
00:16:26,414 --> 00:16:28,515
Kid, you're a natural!
277
00:16:28,516 --> 00:16:30,717
That was some powerful funk.
278
00:16:30,718 --> 00:16:35,622
Well, the funk doesn't fall far from
the pit, if you know what I mean.
279
00:16:35,623 --> 00:16:37,657
I don't have a clue.
280
00:16:37,658 --> 00:16:39,592
Luke...
281
00:16:39,593 --> 00:16:42,173
Luke... Luke...
282
00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:46,211
I've been trying to tell you.
283
00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:48,104
She's not your birth Mom.
284
00:16:48,105 --> 00:16:51,239
You read the name wrong. I'm so sorry.
285
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,160
What?
286
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:55,441
So...
287
00:16:55,442 --> 00:16:57,543
You never had a son who got adopted?
288
00:16:57,544 --> 00:17:00,513
No. I'm sorry, kid.
289
00:17:00,514 --> 00:17:04,417
But I like the cut of your
jib, and the stink of your pit.
290
00:17:04,418 --> 00:17:06,458
Thanks.
291
00:17:08,622 --> 00:17:10,523
Aw, man.
292
00:17:10,524 --> 00:17:12,693
I hate to see people in pain.
293
00:17:12,694 --> 00:17:17,374
Really? Because you
kind of broke my nanny.
294
00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:21,568
I can't believe you two lied!
295
00:17:21,569 --> 00:17:25,572
You lied first! We just did it better.
296
00:17:25,573 --> 00:17:27,707
Well, I would have
been a better President.
297
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:32,712
I have great ideas, like opening
up the club up to amphibian lovers.
298
00:17:32,713 --> 00:17:36,377
Actually, that is a great idea.
Why did you not say that earlier?
299
00:17:36,378 --> 00:17:38,551
I may have even voted for you.
300
00:17:38,552 --> 00:17:42,872
Ravi! You are the worst candidate ever!
301
00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:46,133
Okay, I counted all six votes.
302
00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:48,560
And one retainer.
303
00:17:48,561 --> 00:17:53,071
Hey! We should have had an impartial
third party counting the votes.
304
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,636
Trust me.
305
00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:56,589
You couldn't find anyone
else on this planet
306
00:17:56,590 --> 00:18:00,923
that cares less about
how this turns out.
307
00:18:00,924 --> 00:18:05,712
And now the news you've all,
inexplicably, been waiting for...
308
00:18:05,713 --> 00:18:09,682
Your new Reptile Club President is...
309
00:18:09,683 --> 00:18:12,203
Ravi K. Ross!
310
00:18:16,456 --> 00:18:18,691
Thank you, thank you...
311
00:18:18,692 --> 00:18:22,728
People say school elections
are just popularity contests.
312
00:18:22,729 --> 00:18:27,889
Given my victory today,
we have proven them wrong!
313
00:18:30,049 --> 00:18:33,949
But I cannot accept the position.
314
00:18:34,741 --> 00:18:39,841
This isn't peach-mango!
It's just regular mango!
315
00:18:42,749 --> 00:18:45,551
I do not deserve to be your President.
316
00:18:45,552 --> 00:18:47,653
Eileen and Corny did not rough me up.
317
00:18:47,654 --> 00:18:51,134
My 9-year-old sister did.
318
00:18:52,626 --> 00:18:53,692
Wow.
319
00:18:53,693 --> 00:18:57,989
I did not think he could
get any less popular.
320
00:18:57,990 --> 00:19:03,569
Why don't both of you just become
President, so we can all go home?
321
00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:05,571
Eileen, what do you think?
322
00:19:05,572 --> 00:19:07,038
I don't know...
323
00:19:07,039 --> 00:19:12,939
Why not? After all, you're both
passionate about this lame club.
324
00:19:14,303 --> 00:19:18,623
There's only six of you! Take a hint!
325
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:24,343
You know what, Ravi? I'd be honored.
326
00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:29,624
Let's seal it with an
official Reptile Club salute.
327
00:19:31,926 --> 00:19:37,079
Then may I present to you,
your co-nerd leaders...
328
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,780
Ravi and Eileen!
329
00:19:42,609 --> 00:19:48,509
I never thought I'd say this,
but can I get back to work now?
330
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:59,357
Luke, I am so sorry The Mauler
didn't turn out to be your birth Mom.
331
00:19:59,358 --> 00:20:04,338
Me too. You must be
crushed, like my knee cap.
332
00:20:06,632 --> 00:20:09,219
I just wanted to know more
about where I came from.
333
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,907
Well...
334
00:20:10,908 --> 00:20:14,018
Then when your Mom gets home,
you should tell her how you feel.
335
00:20:14,019 --> 00:20:17,185
I can't. You heard her. She
doesn't want to talk about this.
336
00:20:17,186 --> 00:20:19,262
Talk about what?
337
00:20:19,263 --> 00:20:22,928
Um... I'm going to go watch
something educational...
338
00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:25,683
On the Fashion Channel.
339
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:28,278
Well, that was obviously
just an excuse to leave.
340
00:20:28,279 --> 00:20:33,591
We all know the Fashion Channel
has nothing left to teach her.
341
00:20:33,592 --> 00:20:36,652
So, what's going on?
342
00:20:37,308 --> 00:20:39,228
Um...
343
00:20:39,732 --> 00:20:41,959
Go for it, Luke.
344
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,600
You can do it.
345
00:20:46,031 --> 00:20:48,731
Okay. Um, Mom...
346
00:20:49,391 --> 00:20:52,644
I really need to learn
more about my birth parents.
347
00:20:52,645 --> 00:20:55,459
There's just so much I don't
know about myself, like...
348
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:57,516
Why do I have freckles?
349
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,784
Why am I a good dancer?
350
00:20:59,785 --> 00:21:01,586
Why am I terrible at math?
351
00:21:01,587 --> 00:21:05,790
Well, if you just applied
yourself a little bit more...
352
00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:08,659
But now is not the time. Continue.
353
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:12,481
Sweetie, I understand why
you'd be curious about this.
354
00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:16,048
And I want to do what's best for you.
355
00:21:16,049 --> 00:21:19,637
I just think it's best to
have this conversation later.
356
00:21:19,638 --> 00:21:22,026
I don't think you're ready.
357
00:21:22,027 --> 00:21:23,708
Christina...
358
00:21:23,709 --> 00:21:27,513
Forgive me, but I've seen
how important this is to Luke.
359
00:21:27,514 --> 00:21:31,750
At the very least, he's ready
to start talking about it.
360
00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:35,149
Is it possible that you're
just not ready to listen?
361
00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:38,072
Please don't fire me.
362
00:21:38,073 --> 00:21:40,533
Ah... well...
363
00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:42,520
I...
364
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,663
Maybe you're right.
365
00:21:45,664 --> 00:21:49,804
Maybe I'm the one who's not ready.
366
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,771
I've just been been so worried.
367
00:21:52,772 --> 00:21:58,672
What if you decide you'd be happier with
a different mother, and a different family?
368
00:21:59,712 --> 00:22:01,579
Is that what you're worried about?
369
00:22:01,580 --> 00:22:06,784
Just because I want to learn more about my
past, doesn't mean I want to replace you.
370
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:08,686
This will always be my home.
371
00:22:08,687 --> 00:22:14,587
That's for sure. It's not like
you're ever leaving for college.
372
00:22:16,059 --> 00:22:20,079
Come on, Jessie, pick your moments!
373
00:22:22,436 --> 00:22:26,878
Luke? I've imagined this
conversation a million times...
374
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:30,490
And that's what I
always hoped you'd say.
375
00:22:30,491 --> 00:22:33,612
I have something for you.
376
00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:38,112
I've been keeping it with your baby picture
ever since the day we brought you home.
377
00:22:38,113 --> 00:22:44,013
And I was going to give it to you
later, but I think you're ready now.
378
00:22:46,296 --> 00:22:48,594
It's from my birth mother.
379
00:22:48,595 --> 00:22:51,895
Go ahead, Luke. Open it.
380
00:23:00,936 --> 00:23:03,643
What does it say, honey?
381
00:23:03,644 --> 00:23:06,344
It's kind of...
382
00:23:06,547 --> 00:23:08,486
Great.
383
00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:12,041
She says that she's thankful I'm going
to live with such a wonderful family...
384
00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:17,523
And that if I decide I want to meet her
when I'm older, she'd like that very much.
385
00:23:17,524 --> 00:23:20,627
She just wants me to be happy.
386
00:23:20,628 --> 00:23:25,968
Also that I get my freckles
from my grandpa Filbert.
387
00:23:27,735 --> 00:23:33,635
So, she may not be a professional
wrestler, but she sounds really nice.
388
00:23:33,942 --> 00:23:37,477
And I know it's not the same
as talking to her in person...
389
00:23:37,478 --> 00:23:39,813
Yeah, but...
390
00:23:39,814 --> 00:23:41,748
It'll do for now.
391
00:23:41,749 --> 00:23:47,649
And in the meantime, I've got
the best Mom in the world... you.
392
00:23:47,722 --> 00:23:51,382
Oh. And I have the best son.
393
00:23:52,383 --> 00:23:54,717
And the best nanny.
394
00:23:54,718 --> 00:23:59,338
True. Thank you Jessie,
for all your help.
395
00:23:59,631 --> 00:24:04,431
Now let's talk about
appropriate work attire.
396
00:24:07,241 --> 00:24:10,713
In conclusion, even though I
now know more about my past...
397
00:24:10,714 --> 00:24:13,068
What's important, is what
I know about my future.
398
00:24:13,069 --> 00:24:17,650
That I will always have an awesome,
supportive family by my side.
399
00:24:17,651 --> 00:24:21,778
So, if I can't be from
Krypton, I'm glad I'm a Ross.
400
00:24:21,779 --> 00:24:23,939
Woo-hoo!
401
00:24:24,523 --> 00:24:27,600
Aw, I'm glad that you're a Ross too.
402
00:24:27,601 --> 00:24:30,697
Did I just say that out loud?
403
00:24:30,698 --> 00:24:35,131
Honey, that was a beautiful
report, I am so proud of you.
404
00:24:35,132 --> 00:24:37,217
- Me too.
- Me three.
405
00:24:37,218 --> 00:24:41,418
- Zuri, may I have a tissue?
- Sure.
406
00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:50,093
I will just use my sleeve.
407
00:24:50,094 --> 00:24:52,670
Luke, that was amazing.
408
00:24:52,671 --> 00:24:55,808
- I bet you get an "A" on this assignment.
- Probably not.
409
00:24:55,809 --> 00:24:58,719
I was supposed to turn it in yesterday.
410
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:04,620
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