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Previously on
"Masters of Sex"...
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Libby, we have a family.
Just the two of us...
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That's enough for me.
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We can resume the capping
with Bill's frozen sperm,
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but he knows the odds are
essentially a million to one.
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If he thinks I've intervened,
he will have my head.
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Aren't you worried leaving
me alone in your apartment?
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Should I be?
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My last girlfriend, she didn't
like spending the night.
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I had my heart broken.
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- Is it over between you two?
- That's the past.
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You, me... that's the future.
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Virginia. Dr. DePaul.
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Whom we were lucky enough
to lure away from Cornell.
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I'm going to start
a clinical outreach program.
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That could save
millions of women's lives.
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I know I don't have an M.D.,
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but I do know which strings to pull
around here to get things done.
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$12,000 for the first 6 months.
Can you pull those strings?
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- Mrs. Scully?
- Oh, Dr. Langham, w-what a nice surprise.
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I've never had
any secrets from him.
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But now I have you,
and I want to tell everyone.
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- But you won't, right?
- This is complicated for me.
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I mean, I love my wife.
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We should undertake
the research with each other.
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- We could go out for a bite.
- I can't.
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I'm meeting Libby
for a late dinner.
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All right, then.
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Season 1, Episode 8
"Love and Marriage"
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- Well, did he say anything to you?
- Jane, don't worry.
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He thinks...
You're a good secretary.
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Well, he doesn't seem
happy at all.
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Dr. Masters
rarely seems happy with anyone.
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Now, there are a few things...
Minor things.
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For example, when Dr. Masters
says "It's getting late,"
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what he really means is
"You're staying late."
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So I shouldn't ask
if I'm staying?
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No, just assume that you are.
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What he really expects of you
is to act like a seismometer,
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registering his unspoken vibrations
from miles away.
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Okay.
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And he's very fussy
about his desk, as you know.
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So, just remember, mail gets stacked
on the left, coffee on the right,
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and no stray paper clips
anywhere, ever.
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- No paper clips.
- Ever.
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- And no mayonnaise.
- On his desk?
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No, on his pressed
ham sandwich or any sandwich.
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He'd prefer there were a law
against mayonnaise.
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No mayonnaise, paper clips,
or questions.
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- That's right.
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He's an odd one, Dr. Masters, but at least
he's not like my cousin Mae's boss.
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She kept me on the phone
for two hours last night crying.
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Crying?
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Mae devoted her
entire life to Mr. Burwell...
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That's his name.
Did everything he asked...
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Typing, filing,
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late-night sex
on the mimeograph.
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Basically put all of her eggs
in his basket,
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until one day, his wife got wind,
and Mae was o-u-t...
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No severance,
no letter of recommendation.
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He didn't just fire her.
He rubbed her out of existence.
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That sounds... a little extreme.
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Actually, it's
the oldest story in the book.
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He was married, he felt guilty,
so she paid the price.
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Anyway, do you want to try
the new snack shack for lunch?
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Oh, I'd love to, but I have
some work to finish up at lunch.
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Mrs. Masters?
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I'm Walter.
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The handyman, Walter.
You called me about the gutters?
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Of course. I'm so sorry.
Um...
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From your voice
on the phone, I-I...
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Thought you were older.
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It's... it's this way.
Please. Come in.
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Thank you.
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Let me find you
the key to the shed.
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- Can I get you a lemonade or...?
- No, thank you.
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You probably think it's silly
to hire someone to clean your gutters.
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It's usually the husband's job.
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Mine works so hard, I can't remember
the last time he got around to it.
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Well, I did check them
before I knocked.
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I'd say he was last up there
around D-Day.
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Actually, I think Hoover
was still president.
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You can return these
when you're finished.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Dr. Johnson.
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Dr. DePaul.
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I was wondering if I might
take a moment of your time.
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I'm busy.
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Oh, I can see that,
but they look like they could wait.
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Did you know every
teaching hospital in the country
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assigns the bodies
donated to science a number?
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Meaning the students have
no connection to the dead.
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Instead, I ask families
to tell me names, stories,
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anything about their loved one,
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so that my students will understand
this was once a human being.
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Well, I hope you
can be as generous with me.
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I want to complete
my undergraduate degree,
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and one of the requirements
for a B.S.
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Is basic anatomy... your class.
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But since I've logged
so many hours with Dr. Masters
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and learned so much
about anatomy already,
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I-I was hoping I could
place out of your class.
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Why would you want a degree?
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You're doing fine
using your other assets.
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Because I'd like to avoid
comments like that in the future.
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Look, there's obviously
no love lost between us,
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so wouldn't it just be easier...
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No.
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No, you cannot
place out of my class.
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Well, can I at least get partial
credit for my work with Dr. Masters?
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No.
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Well...
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I suppose I'll see you
in class then.
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...With service
to pueblo, Colorado,
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with stops in Kansas City,
Wichita, and La Crosse,
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now boarding on platform C.
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All aboard.
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Hi. I'm, uh...
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Canceling these tickets, sir.
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The Abraham Lincoln
southbound from Chicago...
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- Here you are.
- Thank you.
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The train will arrive
in one hour on platform A.
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Austin.
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Margaret.
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I was, uh, wondering
if we could have...
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We need to talk.
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Uh, all right. Uh...
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I-I'm, uh, beginning to have second
thoughts about our going away tonight.
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In... in fact, I'm... I'm having second
thoughts about a number of things.
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You mean
about us seeing each other?
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Well, Margaret, that... is a blow.
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But, of course, if... if you've
made up your mind...
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I respect your decision.
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Of course. Having your respect
is what matters most.
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Well, I-I-it came to me
as I was... I was sitting here,
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waiting for you, thinking
how I told my dear husband
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I was going to visit
aunt Caroline,
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an aunt he... he knows
I haven't seen in 10 years.
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And... and I...
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I realized I was gonna be stuck
with that aunt Caroline story forever.
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And...
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This was never anything more
than a casual fling, anyway.
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Was it?
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I will always
think of you with...
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With such affection, Margaret.
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Of course.
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"Elevations of systolic
pressure are between 30mm to 80mm."
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"Diastolic pressure elevations are
usually in the range of 20mm to 40mm."
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"With minimal-intensity
orgasmic experience,"
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"diastolic pressure readings
essentially may be unaffected."
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I would read it with more
conviction at the actual presentation.
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Well, you could read it
with a monkey on your hat.
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I'm not sure that changes
the basic fact that...
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What, I-it's... it's boring?
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Isn't this why doctors publish
their findings in scientific journals,
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where it's supposed to
be boring?
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I don't want to
introduce our work in a paper.
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I want to use
the Friday presentations.
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I agree, but to stand up
there and read a list of statistics,
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it's... it's not exactly going to set
the world or the Friday meetings on fire.
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We're scientists...
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Not arsonists.
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Yes, but don't you
think w-we should start
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with one of our
more dynamic findings,
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like...
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Vaginal contractions?
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Every woman, myself included,
has experienced them,
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but nobody knows they exist.
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And we will present that... how?
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We know they exist
because we've watched them,
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but you can't wire up a vagina
for graphical verification.
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And so the medical community
is left taking our word for it.
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Do you know what we need?
Home movies.
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I use a Brownie to film the kids'
school plays and birthdays.
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And so the minute we work out how to,
uh, fit a Brownie into a woman's vagina,
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our problem... is solved.
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Uh, I think the male subject's
refractory period
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is... resolving.
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If so,
the time between resolution
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and a secondary arousal
is 16 minutes, 33 seconds.
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You don't trust my timing?
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I'm expected home.
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And I know you're trying to spend more
time with Libby in the evenings, so...
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- Uh, yes. Of course.
- You're right, uh...
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I lost track of the time.
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I mean, we have
all the data we need, right?
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I-I'll see you in the morning.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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- Hey, kids!
- Daddy!
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Guess who I ran into
at the hospital today.
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Santa Claus!
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In March?
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- A machine gun!
- A lady Alice doll!
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- Bam! Bam! Bam!
- Stop that. Stop it.
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Elise, darling, for you.
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It's a Hoover constellation
vacuum.
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Top of the line.
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It actually floats on air,
like a hovercraft.
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- Don't shoot!
- Thank you, dear.
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Some poor woman is in tears.
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Another, please.
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She's late, is she?
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Isn't everybody always late?
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And everything is late...
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Too late. Too, too late.
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You picked the only nice place
in town for a proper drink.
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I can see you're not
a regular here.
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Oh, does my jacket look
like it's from Bull Shoals, Arkansas?
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Because you are?
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I moved to St. Louis
with a friend a year ago.
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A friend?
I like that.
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Are you living in sin
with this friend?
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Is she pressuring you to marry?
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We don't see each other anymore.
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Yes. That's going around.
Seems to be a minor epidemic.
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Hope you have
a pleasant evening.
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Are you waiting for... Barton?
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I was just
talking to your friend...
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Dale.
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Uh, Dale is a student
in my graduate advisory.
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He has a very bright future
in pathology.
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- Does he?
- Yeah.
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I thought you were
at a board meeting tonight.
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Canceled.
And aunt Caroline?
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Sick.
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The provost was nice enough
to call me last minute,
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offer to advise me on
next year's courses over drinks.
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But now that you're here, I-I think
I'll leave you two to a quiet evening.
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- Yes, let's reschedule.
- Oh, no. I insist you join us.
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No, I really can't intrude.
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I do have a new girl now,
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and she'll be thrilled if I show up,
surprise her, take her to a show.
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- May I say something to you?
- Margaret, the boy wants to go.
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No, I want Dale to hear this.
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I'm very fond of Dale, despite
our very brief friendship.
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Stay single.
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I only say this to you
because when you're young and in love,
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everyone thinks
they'll be the exception.
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Sure, maybe mom and dad slept
in separate beds, and then separate rooms.
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Maybe the older couples you know
bicker or fight...
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Maybe don't talk at all,
if they ever did.
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But at your age, you can't imagine
it will ever be you.
244
00:15:39,102 --> 00:15:41,454
But it will be.
245
00:15:43,132 --> 00:15:46,867
Which is bad enough,
but what's even worse...
246
00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:51,405
...Is how much
you'll feel like a failure...
247
00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:56,410
...Because when the person
who knows you best
248
00:15:56,412 --> 00:15:58,679
loses interest,
249
00:15:58,681 --> 00:16:01,949
that really
takes something out of you.
250
00:16:04,186 --> 00:16:07,588
Like surgery almost.
251
00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:10,424
And you really start
to wonder...
252
00:16:13,261 --> 00:16:15,596
...If you'll ever
be whole again.
253
00:16:21,203 --> 00:16:24,705
Anyway... I'm babbling.
254
00:16:24,707 --> 00:16:27,408
Excuse me, gentlemen.
255
00:16:33,348 --> 00:16:35,082
What in God's name...?
256
00:16:35,084 --> 00:16:37,885
I was just sitting here.
She started talking to me. I...
257
00:16:53,935 --> 00:16:59,340
That boy, Barton,
is not a graduate student.
258
00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:04,478
Dale gets me women...
259
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,213
Professional women.
260
00:17:06,215 --> 00:17:09,416
I came here tonight
to meet a prostitute.
261
00:17:09,418 --> 00:17:12,486
It's not the first time
I've done this.
262
00:17:12,488 --> 00:17:15,981
And now that that ugly secret
is out in the open,
263
00:17:16,028 --> 00:17:18,325
maybe we should go in
on a room together
264
00:17:18,327 --> 00:17:20,663
with whoever
you're here to fuck!
265
00:17:22,382 --> 00:17:24,417
I...
266
00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:38,249
I'll get myself home.
267
00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:44,318
Obviously,
there's a great deal of overlap
268
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,321
between the digestive
and the endocrine...
269
00:17:47,323 --> 00:17:49,490
But before we explore
the similarities,
270
00:17:49,492 --> 00:17:52,860
let me make my policy on
punctuality perfectly clear...
271
00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:54,428
It's mandatory.
272
00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:57,164
I apologize I'm late,
Dr. DePaul.
273
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:59,466
Dr. Johnson's sorry.
274
00:17:59,468 --> 00:18:01,869
Who can identify this organ?
275
00:18:03,638 --> 00:18:04,972
Mr. Deasy?
276
00:18:04,974 --> 00:18:06,907
- Liver.
- Spleen.
277
00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,277
No, Mr. Deasy. It's the spleen.
278
00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:14,815
Which will be on the exam, gentlemen,
so I suggest you wake up.
279
00:18:20,822 --> 00:18:23,123
Mr. Banks?
280
00:18:39,742 --> 00:18:41,475
Lester?
281
00:18:44,085 --> 00:18:45,619
- Lester?!
- Jesus!
282
00:18:46,082 --> 00:18:49,350
Dr. Masters.
I thought you were Nosferatu.
283
00:18:52,021 --> 00:18:54,054
The Akeley pancake camera,
284
00:18:54,056 --> 00:18:57,391
used to shoot the first full-length
documentary, "Nanook of the North."
285
00:18:57,393 --> 00:18:59,293
Arriflex 35...
Same camera they used
286
00:18:59,295 --> 00:19:01,061
to shoot "Dark Passage"
with Bogie and Bacall.
287
00:19:01,063 --> 00:19:02,363
Piece of garbage.
288
00:19:02,365 --> 00:19:04,775
I mean, in what universe
is Agnes Moorhead the killer?
289
00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:08,435
And what is, uh...
What is this?
290
00:19:08,437 --> 00:19:13,107
It's a lesterscope...
Patent pending. I, uh, like to tinker.
291
00:19:13,109 --> 00:19:15,976
Five hours ago, that baby was
down the throat of a Chinaman
292
00:19:15,978 --> 00:19:17,711
with an esophageal tumor.
293
00:19:17,713 --> 00:19:18,913
It's been sterilized.
294
00:19:18,914 --> 00:19:21,782
And this device shoots film?
295
00:19:21,784 --> 00:19:24,752
I-I wouldn't shoot
a Western with it, but sure.
296
00:19:33,194 --> 00:19:36,130
Can I count on
your discretion, Lester?
297
00:19:37,665 --> 00:19:39,633
Because what I'm proposing
298
00:19:39,635 --> 00:19:44,238
is not like the cesarean footage
you shot for me last month.
299
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,241
I'm now conducting some, uh...
300
00:19:47,243 --> 00:19:50,377
Unusual medical research.
301
00:19:51,913 --> 00:19:54,848
And I could use someone
302
00:19:54,850 --> 00:19:58,185
with your particular expertise.
303
00:20:01,289 --> 00:20:02,489
What is it?
304
00:20:04,325 --> 00:20:08,495
It's... a lens, essentially.
305
00:20:12,835 --> 00:20:14,935
Cold light illumination?
306
00:20:14,937 --> 00:20:17,504
I'm a bit of a tinkerer myself.
307
00:20:19,508 --> 00:20:21,175
My question for you, Lester, is
308
00:20:21,177 --> 00:20:23,677
can you turn that lens
into a functional
309
00:20:23,679 --> 00:20:26,280
and fully operational
movie camera?
310
00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:34,421
♪ You can't have one
without the other ♪
311
00:20:34,423 --> 00:20:36,457
♪ Love and marriage ♪
312
00:20:36,459 --> 00:20:39,026
♪ Love and marriage ♪
313
00:20:39,028 --> 00:20:42,362
♪ It's an institute
you can't disparage ♪
314
00:20:42,364 --> 00:20:46,133
♪ Ask the local gentry ♪
315
00:20:46,135 --> 00:20:50,304
♪ And they will say
it's elementary ♪
316
00:20:50,306 --> 00:20:54,374
♪ Try, try,
try to separate them ♪
317
00:20:54,376 --> 00:20:57,878
♪ It's an illusion ♪
318
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:04,184
♪ Try, try, try,
and you will only come ♪
319
00:21:04,186 --> 00:21:06,086
♪ To this conclusion ♪
320
00:21:06,088 --> 00:21:07,788
♪ Love and marriage ♪
321
00:21:07,790 --> 00:21:09,990
♪ Love and marriage ♪
322
00:21:09,992 --> 00:21:14,027
♪ Go together
like a horse and carriage ♪
323
00:21:14,029 --> 00:21:17,664
♪ Dad was told by mother ♪
324
00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:21,502
♪ You can't have one,
you can't have none ♪
325
00:21:21,504 --> 00:21:27,774
♪ You can't have one
without the other ♪
326
00:21:52,534 --> 00:21:54,668
I'd like to take you
out tonight...
327
00:21:54,670 --> 00:21:56,236
A date.
328
00:21:56,238 --> 00:21:59,973
Jack Lemmon and Judy Holliday
are playing at the Everstone.
329
00:22:04,812 --> 00:22:07,181
Y-you want to take me
to the drive-in?
330
00:22:39,681 --> 00:22:42,282
Gutters are
as good as new, ma'am.
331
00:22:42,284 --> 00:22:46,177
Uh, except your son's
been missing this.
332
00:22:48,022 --> 00:22:50,924
Uh, would you like
to settle up now or...?
333
00:22:50,926 --> 00:22:52,893
Of course.
I'll get your money.
334
00:22:58,399 --> 00:23:00,067
Something wrong?
335
00:23:00,069 --> 00:23:01,735
Uh, no. Not at all.
336
00:23:01,737 --> 00:23:04,104
I've, uh... I've always loved
these ein houses.
337
00:23:04,106 --> 00:23:06,773
I just never met anybody
who actually lived in one.
338
00:23:06,775 --> 00:23:08,542
You're an architecture buff?
339
00:23:08,544 --> 00:23:11,178
I spend all day
fixing up folks' houses.
340
00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:12,813
You pick things up.
341
00:23:14,749 --> 00:23:16,617
Do you know anything
about plumbing?
342
00:23:16,619 --> 00:23:20,087
There's a leaky faucet in the bathroom
that's driving us crazy.
343
00:23:20,089 --> 00:23:21,455
Sure.
344
00:23:23,424 --> 00:23:26,560
I don't normally
watch television during the day.
345
00:23:26,562 --> 00:23:28,295
I just happen to be
an Arthur Murray fan.
346
00:23:28,297 --> 00:23:29,763
So was my wife.
347
00:23:29,765 --> 00:23:32,032
Uh, she'd, uh, watch,
348
00:23:32,034 --> 00:23:34,501
and insist that we go dancing
every Saturday night
349
00:23:34,503 --> 00:23:36,069
to try to do them one better.
350
00:23:37,039 --> 00:23:40,507
- Are you going this Saturday?
- No, I'm not. Uh, my wife, she passed.
351
00:23:40,509 --> 00:23:43,710
Uh, she got sick unexpectedly.
352
00:23:43,712 --> 00:23:46,213
I'm so sorry.
353
00:23:49,550 --> 00:23:51,852
It's easier if you think less.
354
00:23:53,221 --> 00:23:56,823
- Yes. I've found that to be true.
- About the dancing.
355
00:23:56,825 --> 00:23:59,259
Now, when I was outside,
I could see you were counting beats.
356
00:23:59,261 --> 00:24:02,062
- Oh.
- You've got to think with your feet.
357
00:24:02,064 --> 00:24:05,098
Now, what they're doing right now,
that's called the tango.
358
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:06,733
That first step's
a little tricky,
359
00:24:06,735 --> 00:24:10,637
but you go slow, slow,
quick, quick, slow.
360
00:24:10,639 --> 00:24:13,006
That's the pattern.
361
00:24:13,008 --> 00:24:17,925
- Can you do it? Oh, please.
- Oh, it... it's been a long time.
362
00:24:27,755 --> 00:24:30,223
Okay.
363
00:24:39,435 --> 00:24:41,368
Try closing your eyes.
364
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:55,248
- I should hire you to be my teacher.
- No, I...
365
00:24:55,250 --> 00:25:00,087
I mean it. We could watch
the show and practice the steps.
366
00:25:00,089 --> 00:25:01,855
Then I'd have something
to dazzle my husband with
367
00:25:01,857 --> 00:25:03,223
some Saturday night
at the Imperial.
368
00:25:03,225 --> 00:25:05,125
Ah, I couldn't
take money for that, ma'am.
369
00:25:05,127 --> 00:25:08,495
Why not?
It's just another odd job.
370
00:25:10,031 --> 00:25:12,191
Now, see?
You're still counting.
371
00:25:38,559 --> 00:25:40,327
Steak sandwich?
372
00:25:40,329 --> 00:25:41,995
Thanks, Viv.
373
00:25:50,305 --> 00:25:55,242
I had resigned myself to Welsh rarebit.
Instead, I got steak.
374
00:25:55,244 --> 00:25:56,977
- Hey, I got a question for you.
- Hmm?
375
00:25:56,979 --> 00:25:58,843
Where can a guy
find a decent ring?
376
00:25:59,847 --> 00:26:03,150
- Don't tell me you knocked her up.
- What? No.
377
00:26:03,152 --> 00:26:06,253
But Vivian and I have been
seeing each other a while now.
378
00:26:06,255 --> 00:26:08,483
I think it's time to start
considering the future.
379
00:26:09,757 --> 00:26:12,993
- Why would you do that?
- Because...
380
00:26:12,995 --> 00:26:16,430
My old man was 20 when he married
my mother. I'm pushing 30.
381
00:26:16,432 --> 00:26:18,131
And...
382
00:26:18,133 --> 00:26:19,966
I've sown my oats.
383
00:26:19,968 --> 00:26:22,169
Maybe more than my share.
384
00:26:23,338 --> 00:26:25,505
Married men live longer.
385
00:26:25,507 --> 00:26:28,867
- Definitely feels longer.
- There are great tax benefits.
386
00:26:32,079 --> 00:26:35,682
And every man who's ever amounted
to anything had a wife at home.
387
00:26:35,684 --> 00:26:38,018
34 presidents
of the United States,
388
00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:39,486
and only one of them
was a bachelor,
389
00:26:39,488 --> 00:26:40,887
and no one remembers his name.
390
00:26:40,889 --> 00:26:42,255
James Buchanan.
391
00:26:44,659 --> 00:26:48,028
Friends come and go.
Kids grow up and move away.
392
00:26:48,030 --> 00:26:50,597
Even your patients
can get a second opinion.
393
00:26:50,599 --> 00:26:52,065
But your wife...
394
00:26:52,067 --> 00:26:54,701
She's the one
that sticks beside you,
395
00:26:54,703 --> 00:26:57,904
no matter your faults...
And failings.
396
00:26:59,674 --> 00:27:01,107
I've met Elise.
397
00:27:01,109 --> 00:27:03,677
She... she's a lovely woman.
398
00:27:03,679 --> 00:27:06,446
And with all respect, you're not
exactly husband of the century.
399
00:27:06,448 --> 00:27:10,050
You're lucky Elise has hung in there.
You ought to buy her something.
400
00:27:10,052 --> 00:27:14,187
I bought her a vacuum.
She didn't care that it hovered.
401
00:27:14,189 --> 00:27:16,523
You ought to buy her
something nice.
402
00:27:16,525 --> 00:27:22,462
To show her that loyalty and devotion
are still appreciated in this world.
403
00:27:25,666 --> 00:27:28,869
There is a decent
jeweler over on Washington.
404
00:27:28,871 --> 00:27:33,039
I know they film the outside
of vaginas in those kinds of films,
405
00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:35,041
but filming the inside?
406
00:27:35,043 --> 00:27:37,010
I don't think
I've ever heard of that.
407
00:27:37,012 --> 00:27:39,379
Because it's never
been done before.
408
00:27:39,381 --> 00:27:42,849
And to think it could be you
on the cutting edge of science.
409
00:27:42,851 --> 00:27:46,052
- I think it's creepy.
- Creepy? Why?
410
00:27:46,054 --> 00:27:48,989
Is it creepy to film a heart
during a bypass?
411
00:27:48,991 --> 00:27:50,557
It's done all the time now.
412
00:27:50,559 --> 00:27:52,192
Besides, nobody will even know
it's you.
413
00:27:52,194 --> 00:27:55,061
It will just look like
an anonymous organ.
414
00:27:58,165 --> 00:27:59,900
Like...
415
00:27:59,902 --> 00:28:02,769
One of those hand models
in those ads for dish soap?
416
00:28:02,771 --> 00:28:04,371
Yes, exactly,
417
00:28:04,373 --> 00:28:08,708
but for something slightly more
important than sparkling China.
418
00:28:10,444 --> 00:28:14,281
In high school, I was voted
most likely to be in pictures.
419
00:28:14,283 --> 00:28:18,518
See? Not only is it not creepy,
it was meant to be.
420
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,338
But anyone who's anyone
in movies always has a screen name.
421
00:28:22,339 --> 00:28:24,749
Okay, then, you can
have a screen name, too.
422
00:28:27,762 --> 00:28:30,063
Beave St. Marie.
423
00:28:31,899 --> 00:28:38,238
I gave it a complete overhaul and
retrofitted it with a relay lens system.
424
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:42,209
- And it shoots in color?
- At 24 frames per second.
425
00:28:45,980 --> 00:28:47,480
You know,
a lot of movie directors
426
00:28:47,482 --> 00:28:49,816
invent their own cameras...
Georges Méliès, Orson Welles.
427
00:28:49,818 --> 00:28:52,419
Not that I'd compare myself
to Welles, but...
428
00:28:52,421 --> 00:28:56,456
- No?
- Stylistically, I'm closer to Hitchcock.
429
00:28:58,759 --> 00:29:01,094
Does Ulysses
still have a vibrating function?
430
00:29:01,096 --> 00:29:02,629
I had to disable it.
431
00:29:02,631 --> 00:29:06,499
Why would a camera have a vibrating
function? That would ruin the focus.
432
00:29:06,501 --> 00:29:11,538
The vibrating sensation
helps some women achieve orgasm.
433
00:29:16,644 --> 00:29:22,849
Lester Linden, our documentarian,
this is patient F-26-002.
434
00:29:22,851 --> 00:29:24,484
- Pleasure.
- Ma'am.
435
00:29:24,486 --> 00:29:28,421
Okay, then.
Guess I'm ready for my close-up.
436
00:29:34,996 --> 00:29:38,331
She controls the device,
but you control the camera.
437
00:29:38,333 --> 00:29:42,002
Now, the trick here
will be focus.
438
00:29:44,639 --> 00:29:46,906
Vaginas don't bite.
439
00:29:48,509 --> 00:29:50,477
Tell me when to start.
440
00:29:52,847 --> 00:29:55,915
When should she start, Lester?
You're the director.
441
00:30:04,592 --> 00:30:05,992
Action.
442
00:30:07,028 --> 00:30:11,431
I fear Lester may have
been in over his head tonight.
443
00:30:11,433 --> 00:30:13,533
So to speak.
444
00:30:13,535 --> 00:30:16,803
Well, I suppose all we can do
445
00:30:16,805 --> 00:30:19,572
is wait and see
what "hitch" comes back with.
446
00:30:24,512 --> 00:30:27,747
We still have time
to get some work in.
447
00:30:29,016 --> 00:30:33,653
Uh, actually, I was hoping we might
postpone our session until tomorrow night.
448
00:30:35,423 --> 00:30:37,090
Because...?
449
00:30:38,259 --> 00:30:42,462
It turns out
I have something to do tonight.
450
00:30:51,740 --> 00:30:54,708
Dr. Lloyd Danes. 79 years old.
451
00:30:54,710 --> 00:30:58,311
He and wife Susan had four
children, nine grandchildren.
452
00:30:58,313 --> 00:31:00,914
An ophthalmologist,
a fly fisherman.
453
00:31:00,916 --> 00:31:03,462
He played the accordion every
Saturday night at Dooley’s.
454
00:31:05,053 --> 00:31:08,021
Can you play
the accordion, Mr. Deasy?
455
00:31:08,023 --> 00:31:11,558
- No, ma'am.
- I didn't think so.
456
00:31:37,519 --> 00:31:39,452
Ladies first.
457
00:31:49,097 --> 00:31:51,998
Smelling salts
for Mr. Banks, please.
458
00:32:11,051 --> 00:32:14,487
Well, anyhow, I can tell everything about
a person from their canceled checks.
459
00:32:14,489 --> 00:32:16,923
- Can you tell about me?
- Everything.
460
00:32:16,925 --> 00:32:21,261
- Everything?
- Everything.
461
00:32:21,263 --> 00:32:24,497
Well...
Is it all right?
462
00:32:24,499 --> 00:32:25,999
Well, yes.
463
00:32:26,001 --> 00:32:29,903
You're frivolous,
romantic, generous,
464
00:32:29,905 --> 00:32:31,738
somewhat over-impulsive.
465
00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:34,908
You're ambitious.
You're a little scatterbrained.
466
00:32:34,910 --> 00:32:35,975
You also have a weakness...
467
00:32:35,977 --> 00:32:38,211
Why do you keep looking at me?
468
00:32:38,213 --> 00:32:41,714
Because I'd take you
over Judy Holliday any day.
469
00:32:45,719 --> 00:32:50,223
Do you know how many times in our marriage
I've wondered if you were insane?
470
00:32:50,225 --> 00:32:55,195
But you taking me here, now, given
everything... This is proof.
471
00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:05,305
More proof.
472
00:33:22,323 --> 00:33:24,490
We didn't have drive-ins
in our day.
473
00:33:24,491 --> 00:33:27,927
We didn't need them. We were
married when we first slept together.
474
00:33:27,929 --> 00:33:31,831
- We were of our time.
- That's not why we waited.
475
00:33:36,971 --> 00:33:38,638
Barton...
476
00:33:42,443 --> 00:33:48,538
I-I have spent the day racking
my brains, pacing, wondering...
477
00:33:49,184 --> 00:33:52,018
"Maybe I should
light his clothes on fire."
478
00:33:52,020 --> 00:33:53,953
"Maybe I should drive his car
into the pool."
479
00:33:53,955 --> 00:33:56,289
"Maybe I should tell him all
about the man I've been seeing,"
480
00:33:56,291 --> 00:33:59,300
who, by the way, wanted me in his bed,
though he didn't love me.
481
00:33:59,326 --> 00:34:01,661
- Marg... Margaret...
- I don't say this to punish you,
482
00:34:01,663 --> 00:34:03,396
although God knows
you deserve to be punished.
483
00:34:03,398 --> 00:34:04,797
I mean, prostitutes?
484
00:34:04,799 --> 00:34:07,897
That is so insulting to me
and so far beneath you.
485
00:34:07,923 --> 00:34:11,905
I will... I will... I will never
do it again ever. I swear to you.
486
00:34:11,907 --> 00:34:14,307
Even if you never
laid a hand on a hooker again,
487
00:34:14,309 --> 00:34:17,343
that wouldn't change what is
so impossible to understand.
488
00:34:17,345 --> 00:34:21,781
This morning, when you came
in my room, I was practically naked,
489
00:34:21,783 --> 00:34:24,751
and you didn't look
at my body once.
490
00:34:24,753 --> 00:34:27,587
Not once.
491
00:34:27,589 --> 00:34:31,891
And yet your face
was filled with such...
492
00:34:31,893 --> 00:34:33,326
Love.
493
00:34:34,528 --> 00:34:38,023
Because I love you.
You know that.
494
00:34:38,024 --> 00:34:40,833
We didn't sleep
together before we were married
495
00:34:40,835 --> 00:34:43,670
because you weren't interested
in sleeping with me.
496
00:34:43,672 --> 00:34:50,977
And I excused it away by saying passion
is for teenagers and... nymphomaniacs.
497
00:34:50,979 --> 00:34:53,980
Passion is not what makes
a good marriage.
498
00:34:53,982 --> 00:34:58,017
This is a perfect,
beautiful man who loves me,
499
00:34:58,019 --> 00:35:00,586
who doesn't care
that I'm tall and athletic,
500
00:35:00,588 --> 00:35:03,256
who doesn't...
501
00:35:03,258 --> 00:35:05,792
Doesn't want me
to act stupider than I am.
502
00:35:05,794 --> 00:35:08,361
This is a man
who understands me.
503
00:35:08,363 --> 00:35:12,161
And 30 years later,
we're still the best of friends.
504
00:35:12,162 --> 00:35:15,330
How many people can say that?
505
00:35:16,571 --> 00:35:19,373
It's not enough.
506
00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:24,711
- We have to divorce.
- What?!
507
00:35:24,713 --> 00:35:27,647
- Absolutely not!
- We have to.
508
00:35:27,649 --> 00:35:29,615
Margaret...
509
00:35:29,617 --> 00:35:32,885
I'm the person who knows you best.
I know you don't want a divorce.
510
00:35:32,887 --> 00:35:35,822
- But this is broken.
- And I do not want a divorce.
511
00:35:35,824 --> 00:35:38,057
- Barton.
- So we're not getting divorced.
512
00:35:38,059 --> 00:35:40,526
This marriage of ours is broken.
513
00:35:40,528 --> 00:35:44,664
And unless you want me
to break along with it...
514
00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:46,412
You have to let me go.
515
00:35:46,413 --> 00:35:49,369
It wasn't very long after I met
Nina that she got her promotion...
516
00:35:49,371 --> 00:35:52,271
Her first chance
to write a radio show.
517
00:36:09,757 --> 00:36:14,360
I thought only students
haunted the library at this hour.
518
00:36:17,358 --> 00:36:20,393
I found our work tonight
with Dr. Danes very exciting.
519
00:36:22,369 --> 00:36:26,205
The accordionist/
ophthalmologist.
520
00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:32,145
If you'll excuse me, I need
to prepare for my presentation tomorrow.
521
00:36:32,147 --> 00:36:34,380
The pap-smear proposal?
522
00:36:34,382 --> 00:36:37,984
Dr. Masters
is planning to be there.
523
00:36:37,986 --> 00:36:39,986
Well, that makes one.
524
00:36:50,631 --> 00:36:53,466
Have you ever seen
a roomful of male doctors
525
00:36:53,468 --> 00:36:56,035
listen to a lecture
on female cancers?
526
00:36:58,005 --> 00:37:00,573
They're not exactly riveted?
527
00:37:00,575 --> 00:37:02,442
Not exactly.
528
00:37:02,444 --> 00:37:07,213
Men are such idiots.
Even the smart ones.
529
00:37:10,217 --> 00:37:14,153
You should ask a friend to go
and clap loudly.
530
00:37:14,155 --> 00:37:17,523
Uh, sometimes a-a ringer helps.
531
00:37:17,525 --> 00:37:20,760
I don't want their adulation.
I just want them to support me.
532
00:37:20,762 --> 00:37:23,796
This work
is very important to me.
533
00:37:24,595 --> 00:37:28,063
Then I'm sure
it will go your way.
534
00:37:31,004 --> 00:37:35,775
Lower thoracic? You should
be much further along than that.
535
00:37:36,110 --> 00:37:39,578
Underestimate my exam
at your own peril.
536
00:37:39,581 --> 00:37:44,851
I wouldn't be here at this hour
if I underestimated your exam.
537
00:37:52,439 --> 00:37:56,508
Teardrops are popular.
What color are your wife's eyes?
538
00:37:56,510 --> 00:38:00,178
Brown. Uh,
more green, maybe?
539
00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:01,813
Let's say hazel.
540
00:38:01,815 --> 00:38:04,816
In which case, you can't
go wrong with emeralds.
541
00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:07,252
What about this one?
542
00:38:07,755 --> 00:38:09,054
What is that... 1/10 of a carat?
543
00:38:09,056 --> 00:38:10,922
You'll have to buy her
a microscope to go with that.
544
00:38:10,924 --> 00:38:12,357
No, let's see, um...
545
00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:16,661
Let's see this one.
546
00:38:16,663 --> 00:38:19,431
Remember, the ring's supposed
to cost at least two months' salary.
547
00:38:19,433 --> 00:38:21,867
I'm still a fellow.
You know what they pay me.
548
00:38:21,869 --> 00:38:23,735
I was in med school
when I proposed to Elise...
549
00:38:23,737 --> 00:38:25,737
Actually hocked my car
to buy her a ring.
550
00:38:25,739 --> 00:38:29,608
I was gonna take her to Chez nous,
get the chef to stick it in a cream puff.
551
00:38:29,610 --> 00:38:31,710
But she swallowed it?
552
00:38:33,012 --> 00:38:35,714
I missed the date.
553
00:38:35,716 --> 00:38:37,949
There was a stomach bug
going around.
554
00:38:37,951 --> 00:38:40,552
She found me passed out
on the bathroom floor.
555
00:38:40,554 --> 00:38:42,754
She drove me
to the emergency room.
556
00:38:42,756 --> 00:38:43,956
So there I was, okay?
557
00:38:43,957 --> 00:38:46,124
I was... oh, thank you...
Sprawled on a gurney,
558
00:38:46,126 --> 00:38:48,126
and the ring falls out
of my coat pocket.
559
00:38:48,128 --> 00:38:50,328
Well, I could barely sit up.
560
00:38:51,798 --> 00:38:55,801
But I said to her, "Everything
I own is in that ring."
561
00:38:55,803 --> 00:38:57,803
"And it's yours
if you'll take me."
562
00:38:59,872 --> 00:39:01,740
Everybody in the E.R. applauded.
563
00:39:07,146 --> 00:39:08,713
Do you have a layaway plan?
564
00:39:10,483 --> 00:39:12,617
There's a popular misconception
565
00:39:12,619 --> 00:39:15,554
the pap smear requires
costly equipment
566
00:39:15,556 --> 00:39:17,789
and lots of training
to administer...
567
00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:20,892
Training you won't find outside
a world-class hospital like this one.
568
00:39:20,894 --> 00:39:24,786
Well, it seems expensive now,
but don't forget, a ring lasts forever.
569
00:39:24,794 --> 00:39:26,775
It's teachable,
and it saves women's lives.
570
00:39:26,776 --> 00:39:28,334
And Vivian will be thrilled.
571
00:39:28,335 --> 00:39:30,735
Women always are...
At the beginning.
572
00:39:30,737 --> 00:39:32,003
Next slide, please.
573
00:39:35,042 --> 00:39:36,818
Next slide!
574
00:39:40,913 --> 00:39:43,615
This sample was taken
from a 42-year-old patient
575
00:39:43,617 --> 00:39:45,984
with no family history
of malignancy.
576
00:39:45,986 --> 00:39:48,653
Note the poorly differentiated
cells...
577
00:39:48,655 --> 00:39:51,022
Stage iv cervical cancer.
578
00:39:51,024 --> 00:39:53,859
With early screening, this woman
could have been cured.
579
00:39:53,861 --> 00:39:56,695
Instead, she has
early metastases to the liver.
580
00:39:56,697 --> 00:40:00,432
Would anyone care to venture
a prognosis?
581
00:40:02,935 --> 00:40:05,904
She's terminal, obviously.
582
00:40:05,906 --> 00:40:08,740
Which is why it's incumbent
on hospitals like this one
583
00:40:08,742 --> 00:40:11,109
to lead the charge
in Pap test education.
584
00:40:11,111 --> 00:40:14,546
What I'm proposing is a pilot
program to train country doctors
585
00:40:14,548 --> 00:40:15,714
to become proficient
in deduction...
586
00:40:15,716 --> 00:40:19,885
How 'bout that Dr. DePaul?
Guaranteed cure for insomnia.
587
00:40:19,887 --> 00:40:22,420
...Treatment for their patients
once the results have been determined.
588
00:40:22,422 --> 00:40:23,922
The possibility...
589
00:40:23,924 --> 00:40:26,491
The truth is, I can feel
resistance to my plan already.
590
00:40:26,493 --> 00:40:27,659
You saw that room.
591
00:40:27,661 --> 00:40:29,794
And the administration
is already rumbling
592
00:40:29,796 --> 00:40:31,930
there's insufficient funding
for my proposal.
593
00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:33,999
Funding...
A process that will leave you
594
00:40:34,001 --> 00:40:36,401
feeling like the Minotaur
in the maze.
595
00:40:38,704 --> 00:40:40,572
I have six months.
596
00:40:41,875 --> 00:40:44,442
Funding can take years.
597
00:40:44,444 --> 00:40:48,113
Hmm. You seem to have gotten
your study funded quickly enough.
598
00:40:48,115 --> 00:40:51,783
My study is mainly
paid out of pocket... mine.
599
00:40:51,785 --> 00:40:55,353
Including
Mrs. Johnson's salary?
600
00:40:55,355 --> 00:40:57,322
Primarily.
601
00:40:57,324 --> 00:41:00,225
She functions
as more than a secretary,
602
00:41:00,227 --> 00:41:01,893
but the hospital
won't subsidize her
603
00:41:01,895 --> 00:41:04,963
for her research work
because she's uncredentialed.
604
00:41:04,965 --> 00:41:09,267
It galls me to say it, but
she may be one of my better students.
605
00:41:11,237 --> 00:41:13,305
Her credential
might not be far off.
606
00:41:15,408 --> 00:41:18,376
She's doing well, then?
607
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:24,015
Exam's tomorrow. We'll see.
608
00:41:24,017 --> 00:41:27,185
The bottom line is, I need
to push my proposal through,
609
00:41:27,187 --> 00:41:28,620
I need to do it now,
610
00:41:28,622 --> 00:41:31,890
and I'm not going to be shy
about asking for your help.
611
00:42:29,982 --> 00:42:32,684
I'm ready to head to room 5 now.
612
00:42:32,686 --> 00:42:35,120
You?
613
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,228
I've been, uh...
614
00:42:43,230 --> 00:42:45,230
I've been thinking
about something.
615
00:42:45,232 --> 00:42:48,166
Uh, you've mentioned
several times
616
00:42:48,168 --> 00:42:52,937
about continuing...
Your education.
617
00:42:55,508 --> 00:42:56,808
Yes, uh...
618
00:42:56,810 --> 00:43:01,379
Your... your point was always
that the timing was off.
619
00:43:01,381 --> 00:43:05,283
Hmm. But it's important to you.
620
00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:16,027
Then... if you want to
pick up a class
621
00:43:16,029 --> 00:43:19,397
here and there in the evenings,
622
00:43:19,399 --> 00:43:21,666
I won't object.
623
00:43:23,836 --> 00:43:26,237
You've been
talking to Dr. DePaul?
624
00:43:28,674 --> 00:43:31,076
No.
625
00:43:31,078 --> 00:43:34,379
I'm actually
sitting in on her anatomy class.
626
00:43:36,416 --> 00:43:40,318
Taking it, in fact,
for credit...
627
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,586
Now.
628
00:43:41,588 --> 00:43:43,888
Excellent.
629
00:43:43,890 --> 00:43:47,392
Um, of course, you could have
told me, but, uh...
630
00:43:47,394 --> 00:43:49,761
How's it going?
631
00:43:49,763 --> 00:43:52,897
W-we have
our first big test tomorrow.
632
00:43:52,899 --> 00:43:55,567
Well, you should
be at home, studying.
633
00:43:56,870 --> 00:44:01,272
Uh, w-we can resume our work
tomorrow night.
634
00:44:01,274 --> 00:44:04,476
- Are you sure?
- Very sure.
635
00:44:09,348 --> 00:44:11,549
I can't...
636
00:44:11,551 --> 00:44:15,420
I can't tell you how much
that means to me, Bill.
637
00:44:15,422 --> 00:44:18,119
- Well...
- Thank you.
638
00:44:18,186 --> 00:44:22,121
And I will never let my classes
interfere with our work here.
639
00:44:24,563 --> 00:44:26,713
Good luck tomorrow.
640
00:44:31,971 --> 00:44:33,338
The heart?
641
00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:34,873
No, it's in his head.
642
00:44:34,875 --> 00:44:37,776
Right... temporal fossa.
643
00:44:37,778 --> 00:44:40,011
Good.
644
00:44:40,013 --> 00:44:42,647
I don't know why
you're even doing this.
645
00:44:42,649 --> 00:44:45,984
To get a degree.
I explained that to you, didn't I?
646
00:44:48,821 --> 00:44:51,055
Icky blue vein?
647
00:44:51,057 --> 00:44:52,891
No?
648
00:44:52,893 --> 00:44:56,861
But why do you need a degree
when you already have a job?
649
00:44:56,863 --> 00:45:01,032
Because, uh,
a degree is like magic.
650
00:45:01,034 --> 00:45:03,334
You still do your job,
but when you have a degree,
651
00:45:03,336 --> 00:45:05,870
people believe you know
what you're talking about.
652
00:45:05,872 --> 00:45:08,306
So, it's like
they can see you better?
653
00:45:08,308 --> 00:45:11,910
Yes, in fact.
654
00:45:11,912 --> 00:45:15,146
And it's why you two are
going to go to college one day,
655
00:45:15,148 --> 00:45:17,916
so people see you
right from the start.
656
00:45:17,918 --> 00:45:20,685
Will you still be
in college when we go there?
657
00:45:20,687 --> 00:45:23,021
At this rate, probably.
658
00:45:23,023 --> 00:45:25,256
Inferior vena cava.
659
00:45:25,258 --> 00:45:26,978
Good job, mom.
660
00:45:29,495 --> 00:45:31,062
I'm glad you came back,
661
00:45:31,064 --> 00:45:33,364
although I thought these
earrings were for your wife.
662
00:45:33,366 --> 00:45:35,733
My wife doesn't
appreciate my gifts anymore.
663
00:45:35,735 --> 00:45:38,369
That's just wrong...
664
00:45:38,371 --> 00:45:44,008
A man so romantic and generous.
665
00:45:44,010 --> 00:45:46,601
You know, when you slipped
that ring on my finger today...
666
00:45:47,547 --> 00:45:49,848
...My stomach got
that roller-coaster feeling.
667
00:45:49,850 --> 00:45:52,350
- You know why?
- Why?
668
00:45:52,352 --> 00:45:56,654
Because that moment,
that is the moment.
669
00:45:56,656 --> 00:46:00,992
That is the moment
when everything is good.
670
00:46:08,434 --> 00:46:10,333
Half-day?
671
00:46:12,071 --> 00:46:14,539
Uh, for us both, it seems.
672
00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:18,142
How are you progressing
with the sex study?
673
00:46:18,144 --> 00:46:20,178
Very well.
674
00:46:21,348 --> 00:46:24,750
We've amassed an unprecedented
amount of data.
675
00:46:24,751 --> 00:46:27,018
We've killed a few sacred cows
along the way.
676
00:46:27,020 --> 00:46:29,220
We've opened up many new doors.
It's, uh...
677
00:46:29,222 --> 00:46:30,889
Well, it's ground-breaking work.
678
00:46:30,891 --> 00:46:34,058
I think a presentation
is not too far in the future.
679
00:46:34,060 --> 00:46:36,527
I look forward to it.
680
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,935
Have you come across
any information
681
00:46:43,937 --> 00:46:47,805
about people's abilities
to change their sexual habits?
682
00:46:47,807 --> 00:46:50,808
- I-I only ask...
- I know why you're asking.
683
00:46:52,244 --> 00:46:55,046
Uh, I've run across
a few treatments.
684
00:46:55,048 --> 00:46:57,548
Uh, I can't verify they work.
685
00:46:57,550 --> 00:46:59,651
I've also been
doing some reading.
686
00:46:59,653 --> 00:47:03,554
Apparently, there's, uh...
Aversion therapy...
687
00:47:03,556 --> 00:47:07,438
- And electroshock.
- Jesus, Barton.
688
00:47:07,994 --> 00:47:10,261
Wha...
689
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:17,368
I do know a psychologist
in New York, Dr. Sandor Rado.
690
00:47:17,370 --> 00:47:19,938
He's been touting
something he calls
691
00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:22,573
"Adaptational Psychodynamics."
692
00:47:24,811 --> 00:47:28,179
Sounds like something
Pavlov did to dogs.
693
00:47:28,181 --> 00:47:32,016
It's a form of aversion therapy.
694
00:47:32,018 --> 00:47:34,519
Patient's given a drug...
Apomorphine.
695
00:47:34,521 --> 00:47:36,821
It induces nausea
while the patient engages
696
00:47:36,823 --> 00:47:39,991
in the behavior
that he wishes to change.
697
00:47:39,993 --> 00:47:45,299
The hope is the brain rewires itself
to perceive the activity it used to enjoy
698
00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:48,900
as, uh... repulsive.
699
00:47:51,770 --> 00:47:54,272
I wish I could be of more help.
700
00:47:56,475 --> 00:47:59,010
You're standing here.
701
00:47:59,012 --> 00:48:01,279
That's enough.
702
00:48:10,568 --> 00:48:12,890
Dr. DePaul,
if I can bend your ear?
703
00:48:12,892 --> 00:48:16,361
Are you ready to hatch a plan
to raid the hospital's coffers?
704
00:48:16,363 --> 00:48:18,629
It's about, uh,
a smaller matter.
705
00:48:18,631 --> 00:48:21,065
Uh, Mrs. Johnson
might come to you
706
00:48:21,067 --> 00:48:23,468
to, uh, sign up
for another class.
707
00:48:23,470 --> 00:48:27,138
Um, I would appreciate it if
you would tell me if she does.
708
00:48:28,007 --> 00:48:30,575
You can't ask her yourself?
709
00:48:35,981 --> 00:48:40,651
Mrs. Johnson has a tendency
to overfill her plate.
710
00:48:40,653 --> 00:48:43,488
Her work on the study
is time-consuming...
711
00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:45,823
Uh, important.
712
00:48:45,825 --> 00:48:48,493
Her course work
is getting in the way?
713
00:48:48,495 --> 00:48:51,829
Well, the study
needs to be a priority.
714
00:48:51,831 --> 00:48:54,832
Because if she did manage
to stand on her own two feet,
715
00:48:54,834 --> 00:48:57,502
that would mean
she could walk away.
716
00:48:59,171 --> 00:49:00,838
Fine.
717
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,041
You help me, I'll help you.
718
00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:13,724
Save my spot, will you?
719
00:49:15,296 --> 00:49:16,654
I have a little something
I want to...
720
00:49:16,656 --> 00:49:18,389
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
721
00:49:18,391 --> 00:49:20,591
How do you feel about German?
722
00:49:20,593 --> 00:49:22,693
The language?
723
00:49:22,695 --> 00:49:24,495
Good housekeeping
has a schnitzel recipe
724
00:49:24,497 --> 00:49:26,697
that I thought I could come
around and cook for you tonight.
725
00:49:26,699 --> 00:49:28,633
Actually, I have plans tonight.
726
00:49:28,635 --> 00:49:31,969
And so do you. I'm taking
you out, someplace special.
727
00:49:32,217 --> 00:49:35,686
- Where are we going?
- Top secret. Wear a dress.
728
00:49:35,688 --> 00:49:37,854
Ooh, tea length or floor length?
729
00:49:37,856 --> 00:49:39,323
Surprise me.
730
00:49:39,325 --> 00:49:41,325
But is the restaurant
formal? Should I wear gloves?
731
00:49:41,327 --> 00:49:43,360
- It's Delmonico’s.
- Delmonico's?!
732
00:49:43,362 --> 00:49:45,562
My cousin Frances went to
Delmonico’s with a boyfriend,
733
00:49:45,564 --> 00:49:48,198
and she came back with a fiancé.
734
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,766
Really?!
735
00:49:49,768 --> 00:49:51,902
All the girls in the dorm
call it "The Hitching Post."
736
00:49:51,904 --> 00:49:54,938
Should I be getting a manicure
or something to show off tomorrow?
737
00:49:56,574 --> 00:49:57,808
A manicure is never a bad idea.
738
00:49:57,810 --> 00:49:59,376
Is it a brilliant cut
or an emerald cut?
739
00:49:59,378 --> 00:50:00,644
- The diamond.
- I-I don't know.
740
00:50:00,646 --> 00:50:02,612
W-well, they're
completely different styles.
741
00:50:02,614 --> 00:50:03,814
One's round.
The other's rectangular.
742
00:50:03,816 --> 00:50:06,816
- I-I think it's kind of football shaped.
- A marquise cut?
743
00:50:07,585 --> 00:50:08,852
I suppose I'd have to look.
744
00:50:10,789 --> 00:50:12,989
Yes! Yes, I'll marry you!
745
00:50:15,260 --> 00:50:18,362
Oh, my God!
I have to call my mother!
746
00:50:18,364 --> 00:50:20,931
Hey, doc. You're up.
747
00:50:32,944 --> 00:50:34,378
Dr. Langham.
748
00:50:34,380 --> 00:50:36,713
I was wondering if a new bone
disease had been discovered,
749
00:50:36,715 --> 00:50:37,948
we hadn't seen you in so long.
750
00:50:37,950 --> 00:50:40,016
I want back in the study.
751
00:50:40,018 --> 00:50:42,719
That, um... issue
752
00:50:42,721 --> 00:50:46,890
I was dealing with that time before,
it's no longer an issue.
753
00:50:46,892 --> 00:50:49,626
Oh, meaning you want
back in the study with Jane?
754
00:50:49,628 --> 00:50:52,696
It doesn't have to be Jane.
No, you and Bill have a study to run.
755
00:50:52,698 --> 00:50:54,197
I understand that.
756
00:50:54,199 --> 00:50:55,632
Whoever you want to
put me with is fine.
757
00:50:55,634 --> 00:50:58,068
In fact, I'm open
to anyone, everyone.
758
00:50:58,070 --> 00:51:00,036
I know it's all
in the service to science.
759
00:51:00,038 --> 00:51:01,505
Right.
760
00:51:01,507 --> 00:51:04,574
Well, yeah, we could always
use good subjects.
761
00:51:04,576 --> 00:51:07,913
I'm better than good.
I'm back. Excuse me.
762
00:51:08,258 --> 00:51:10,358
Then I'll sign you up.
763
00:51:16,219 --> 00:51:18,789
One of the perks
of being a doctor...
764
00:51:18,791 --> 00:51:21,958
I can let myself into
the dispensary anytime I want.
765
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,928
- But the point of this drug...
- Apomorphine.
766
00:51:24,930 --> 00:51:26,797
...Is to make you sick?
767
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:32,769
I take it, and you...
Pleasure yourself.
768
00:51:32,771 --> 00:51:34,137
Maybe just sit there.
769
00:51:34,139 --> 00:51:36,773
Point is, I look at you,
I get sick,
770
00:51:36,775 --> 00:51:41,111
and then I'm cured
of this terrible habit.
771
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,005
I don't know.
It doesn't seem right.
772
00:51:45,617 --> 00:51:47,350
I'm paying you.
773
00:51:48,553 --> 00:51:50,153
I don't think that's the point!
774
00:51:50,155 --> 00:51:52,756
It is the point.
It's why you're here, isn't it?
775
00:51:52,758 --> 00:51:56,693
If I stopped paying, it's not
as if you'd ask to see me again.
776
00:51:56,695 --> 00:51:59,332
- I like your company.
- Oh, don't hustle me.
777
00:52:00,398 --> 00:52:01,731
Who says it's a hustle?
778
00:52:01,733 --> 00:52:03,967
Because there is
no universe where you and I
779
00:52:03,969 --> 00:52:07,537
are anything other
than a business transaction!
780
00:52:15,079 --> 00:52:17,481
I'll pay you double...
781
00:52:17,483 --> 00:52:21,184
Triple, whatever you want.
782
00:52:21,186 --> 00:52:22,919
Don't make me beg for this.
783
00:52:25,691 --> 00:52:28,959
I'm just trying to picture it.
784
00:52:28,961 --> 00:52:31,561
I sit across from you,
and you vomit.
785
00:52:32,798 --> 00:52:36,266
Hell, if I wanted that reaction, I could
just go home and visit my parents.
786
00:52:42,673 --> 00:52:44,841
I'm not proud of this!
787
00:52:44,843 --> 00:52:46,977
I mean...
788
00:52:46,979 --> 00:52:49,279
Do I look in the mirror and
wish that I was someone else?
789
00:52:49,281 --> 00:52:52,349
Maybe once a day.
But then I think...
790
00:52:52,351 --> 00:52:54,384
Fuck them.
791
00:52:54,386 --> 00:52:56,686
I mean it. Fuck them!
792
00:52:56,688 --> 00:52:59,689
Don't be a child.
793
00:52:59,691 --> 00:53:04,327
Because I'm the one cowering
in a dark room like a baby?
794
00:53:04,329 --> 00:53:05,896
No.
795
00:53:07,498 --> 00:53:11,358
There's only one person
that gets to be sickened by me.
796
00:53:12,771 --> 00:53:15,171
And that's me.
797
00:53:16,807 --> 00:53:18,174
Everybody else...
798
00:53:20,211 --> 00:53:22,746
...They can go fuck themselves.
799
00:53:31,455 --> 00:53:34,457
You should change your mind.
800
00:53:37,215 --> 00:53:40,284
When you do,
you know where to find me.
801
00:54:16,055 --> 00:54:19,990
Look at this. Somebody's
gonna have to give me lessons.
802
00:54:19,992 --> 00:54:21,625
I hope my wife is watching,
803
00:54:21,627 --> 00:54:25,463
because she would be proud
of this tango.
804
00:54:25,465 --> 00:54:29,600
You know, I heard somewhere your feet can
cover five miles in a night of dancing.
805
00:54:29,602 --> 00:54:34,872
And I figured my wife and I must have
danced the tango from here to Zanzibar.
806
00:54:34,874 --> 00:54:37,541
What a lovely story.
807
00:54:42,448 --> 00:54:44,348
Mrs. Masters?
808
00:54:44,350 --> 00:54:46,050
Mrs. Masters?!
809
00:54:50,322 --> 00:54:53,657
- You're sure I can't call your husband?
- Oh, I feel fine.
810
00:54:53,659 --> 00:54:56,741
And I don't want to worry him
till we know what's going on.
811
00:54:57,662 --> 00:55:00,831
You were so good to bring me, Walter,
but y-you don't have to stay.
812
00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:02,700
I don't have anywhere to be.
813
00:55:04,202 --> 00:55:07,037
Mrs. Masters? I'll be quick.
814
00:55:07,039 --> 00:55:09,740
You can have your boy
bring the car around.
815
00:55:09,742 --> 00:55:12,109
Oh, he's not my boy,
he's, um...
816
00:55:14,012 --> 00:55:16,286
Uh, he's the handyman.
817
00:55:18,016 --> 00:55:20,084
I'll wait outside.
818
00:55:21,219 --> 00:55:23,187
Well, I think
we found our culprit.
819
00:55:23,189 --> 00:55:25,649
Your blood pressure is 100/65.
820
00:55:25,650 --> 00:55:27,024
That's very low.
821
00:55:27,026 --> 00:55:30,461
Yes, but a little hypotension
is nothing to fret about.
822
00:55:30,463 --> 00:55:31,663
It's your hormones.
823
00:55:31,664 --> 00:55:34,131
They cause your blood vessels
to widen,
824
00:55:34,133 --> 00:55:36,033
increase the blood flow
to the baby.
825
00:55:36,158 --> 00:55:37,691
To the...
826
00:55:37,693 --> 00:55:40,193
We see it all the time
in the first trimester.
827
00:55:40,195 --> 00:55:41,628
It's harmless.
828
00:55:41,630 --> 00:55:43,063
So long as you don't get
too dizzy,
829
00:55:43,065 --> 00:55:45,666
your pregnancy should proceed
without any problems at all.
830
00:56:28,843 --> 00:56:30,777
How did your exam go?
831
00:56:30,779 --> 00:56:34,081
I have no idea.
832
00:56:34,083 --> 00:56:38,318
You should see
the other students in the class.
833
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:42,189
I am quite the outsider
in that world.
834
00:56:42,191 --> 00:56:44,691
In many worlds, I suppose.
835
00:56:45,927 --> 00:56:47,127
Not here.
836
00:56:56,971 --> 00:57:00,374
I'm not even sure
I'll keep taking classes.
837
00:57:00,376 --> 00:57:03,577
We're plenty busy here.
838
00:57:03,579 --> 00:57:08,348
Well, whatever you decide.
It's up to you.
839
00:57:21,729 --> 00:57:26,299
I thought you disabled
the vibrating function.
840
00:57:26,301 --> 00:57:28,201
I did.
That's Lester's hands shaking.
841
00:57:30,673 --> 00:57:33,540
Well, in his defense,
I don't think he's ever seen
842
00:57:33,542 --> 00:57:36,476
the outside of a vagina,
let alone the inside of one.
843
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,755
I think that's
the refractory period ending.
844
00:57:49,339 --> 00:57:53,596
The time between resolution
and secondary arousal...
845
00:57:53,829 --> 00:57:56,530
13 minutes, 3 seconds.
846
00:57:57,965 --> 00:58:01,168
I cannot believe
you find this footage arousing.
847
00:58:01,170 --> 00:58:03,704
No, it's not the footage.
848
00:58:03,706 --> 00:58:06,840
It's the fact that we're
the only two people in the world
849
00:58:06,842 --> 00:58:09,443
who've seen it.
850
00:58:23,077 --> 00:58:26,077
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