1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,582 Previously on "Masters of Sex"... 2 00:00:02,584 --> 00:00:06,052 William: Libby, we have a family. Just the two of us... 3 00:00:06,054 --> 00:00:07,971 That's enough for me. 4 00:00:08,555 --> 00:00:10,826 Ethan: We can resume the capping with Bill's frozen sperm, 5 00:00:10,827 --> 00:00:12,927 but he knows the odds are essentially a million to one. 6 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:15,430 If he thinks I've intervened, he will have my head. 7 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,832 Vivian: Aren't you worried leaving me alone in your apartment? 8 00:00:17,834 --> 00:00:19,467 Ethan: Should I be? 9 00:00:20,636 --> 00:00:22,637 My last girlfriend, she didn't like spending the night. 10 00:00:22,639 --> 00:00:24,172 I had my heart broken. 11 00:00:24,174 --> 00:00:27,475 - Vivian: Is it over between you two? - Ethan: That's the past. 12 00:00:27,477 --> 00:00:30,812 You, me... that's the future. 13 00:00:30,814 --> 00:00:32,814 William: Virginia. Dr. DePaul. 14 00:00:32,816 --> 00:00:36,352 Whom we were lucky enough to lure away from Cornell. 15 00:00:36,353 --> 00:00:38,340 Lillian: I'm going to start a clinical outreach program. 16 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:39,942 That could save millions of women's lives. 17 00:00:39,944 --> 00:00:41,510 Virginia: I know I don't have an M.D., 18 00:00:41,512 --> 00:00:44,880 but I do know which strings to pull around here to get things done. 19 00:00:44,882 --> 00:00:48,484 Lillian: $12,000 for the first 6 months. Can you pull those strings? 20 00:00:49,233 --> 00:00:52,336 - Austin: Mrs. Scully? - Oh, Dr. Langham, w-what a nice surprise. 21 00:00:53,590 --> 00:00:56,025 I've never had any secrets from him. 22 00:00:56,534 --> 00:01:00,302 But now I have you, and I want to tell everyone. 23 00:01:00,303 --> 00:01:03,432 - Austin: But you won't, right? - Barton: This is complicated for me. 24 00:01:03,434 --> 00:01:05,627 I mean, I love my wife. 25 00:01:08,738 --> 00:01:11,106 William: We should undertake the research with each other. 26 00:01:11,108 --> 00:01:13,309 [ Both breathing heavily ] 27 00:01:14,444 --> 00:01:17,947 - Virginia: We could go out for a bite. - William: I can't. 28 00:01:17,949 --> 00:01:21,717 I'm meeting Libby for a late dinner. 29 00:01:21,719 --> 00:01:23,085 Virginia: All right, then. 30 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,956 Season 1, Episode 8 "Love and Marriage" 31 00:02:15,011 --> 00:02:18,011 Synced by Reef www.addic7ed.com 32 00:02:18,354 --> 00:02:23,458 - Jane: Well, did he say anything to you? - Virginia: Jane, don't worry. 33 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:25,727 He thinks... You're a good secretary. 34 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,428 Jane: Well, he doesn't seem happy at all. 35 00:02:27,430 --> 00:02:30,565 Virginia: Dr. Masters rarely seems happy with anyone. 36 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:33,535 Now, there are a few things... Minor things. 37 00:02:33,536 --> 00:02:36,804 For example, when Dr. Masters says "It's getting late," 38 00:02:36,806 --> 00:02:38,673 what he really means is "You're staying late." 39 00:02:38,675 --> 00:02:40,808 Jane: So I shouldn't ask if I'm staying? 40 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:42,310 Virginia: No, just assume that you are. 41 00:02:42,312 --> 00:02:46,514 What he really expects of you is to act like a seismometer, 42 00:02:46,516 --> 00:02:50,818 registering his unspoken vibrations from miles away. 43 00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:52,253 Jane: Okay. 44 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,522 Virginia: And he's very fussy about his desk, as you know. 45 00:02:54,524 --> 00:02:58,226 So, just remember, mail gets stacked on the left, coffee on the right, 46 00:02:58,228 --> 00:03:00,762 and no stray paper clips anywhere, ever. 47 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,096 - Jane: No paper clips. - Virginia: Ever. 48 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:03,498 - And no mayonnaise. - Jane: On his desk? 49 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:06,234 Virginia: No, on his pressed ham sandwich or any sandwich. 50 00:03:06,236 --> 00:03:08,303 He'd prefer there were a law against mayonnaise. 51 00:03:08,305 --> 00:03:09,404 Jane: [ Chuckles ] 52 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:12,206 No mayonnaise, paper clips, or questions. 53 00:03:12,208 --> 00:03:14,075 Virginia: That's right. Jane: [ Sighs ] 54 00:03:14,077 --> 00:03:17,445 He's an odd one, Dr. Masters, but at least he's not like my cousin Mae's boss. 55 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:21,015 She kept me on the phone for two hours last night crying. 56 00:03:21,017 --> 00:03:23,217 [ Elevator bell dings ] 57 00:03:23,219 --> 00:03:24,552 Virginia: Crying? 58 00:03:24,554 --> 00:03:26,788 Jane: Mae devoted her entire life to Mr. Burwell... 59 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,724 That's his name. Did everything he asked... 60 00:03:29,726 --> 00:03:31,526 Typing, filing, 61 00:03:31,528 --> 00:03:35,430 late-night sex on the mimeograph. 62 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:37,598 Basically put all of her eggs in his basket, 63 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:42,470 until one day, his wife got wind, and Mae was o-u-t... 64 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,872 No severance, no letter of recommendation. 65 00:03:44,874 --> 00:03:48,376 He didn't just fire her. He rubbed her out of existence. 66 00:03:48,378 --> 00:03:50,144 [ Elevator bell dings ] 67 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:52,680 Virginia: That sounds... a little extreme. 68 00:03:52,682 --> 00:03:55,583 Jane: Actually, it's the oldest story in the book. 69 00:03:55,585 --> 00:04:00,021 He was married, he felt guilty, so she paid the price. 70 00:04:00,023 --> 00:04:01,422 [ Sighs ] 71 00:04:01,424 --> 00:04:04,058 Anyway, do you want to try the new snack shack for lunch? 72 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:07,962 Virginia: Oh, I'd love to, but I have some work to finish up at lunch. 73 00:04:07,964 --> 00:04:10,798 [ Woman on P.A. speaking indistinctly ] 74 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,867 [ Sewing machine whirring ] 75 00:04:15,437 --> 00:04:17,238 [ Doorbell rings ] 76 00:04:19,308 --> 00:04:21,943 Walter: Mrs. Masters? 77 00:04:21,945 --> 00:04:23,578 Libby: Mm-hmm? 78 00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:26,214 Walter: I'm Walter. 79 00:04:26,216 --> 00:04:30,218 The handyman, Walter. You called me about the gutters? 80 00:04:30,220 --> 00:04:33,554 Libby: Of course. I'm so sorry. Um... [laughs] 81 00:04:33,556 --> 00:04:35,556 From your voice on the phone, I-I... 82 00:04:35,558 --> 00:04:37,725 Thought you were older. 83 00:04:37,727 --> 00:04:40,128 It's... it's this way. Please. Come in. 84 00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:41,796 Walter: Thank you. 85 00:04:41,798 --> 00:04:44,365 Libby: Let me find you the key to the shed. 86 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:47,368 - Can I get you a lemonade or...? - Walter: No, thank you. 87 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:50,671 Libby: You probably think it's silly to hire someone to clean your gutters. 88 00:04:50,673 --> 00:04:52,740 It's usually the husband's job. 89 00:04:52,742 --> 00:04:56,210 Mine works so hard, I can't remember the last time he got around to it. 90 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,146 Walter: Well, I did check them before I knocked. 91 00:04:58,148 --> 00:05:00,848 I'd say he was last up there around D-Day. 92 00:05:00,850 --> 00:05:03,050 [ Chuckles ] Libby: [ Laughs ] 93 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:05,186 Actually, I think Hoover was still president. 94 00:05:05,188 --> 00:05:07,221 Walter: [ Laughs ] 95 00:05:08,223 --> 00:05:09,824 Libby: You can return these when you're finished. 96 00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:11,259 Walter: Yes, ma'am. 97 00:05:16,765 --> 00:05:19,434 [ Door opens ] 98 00:05:19,436 --> 00:05:21,836 Lillian: Dr. Johnson. 99 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:24,505 Virginia: Dr. DePaul. 100 00:05:24,507 --> 00:05:27,975 I was wondering if I might take a moment of your time. 101 00:05:27,977 --> 00:05:29,610 Lillian: I'm busy. 102 00:05:29,612 --> 00:05:34,081 Virginia: Oh, I can see that, but they look like they could wait. 103 00:05:37,719 --> 00:05:40,455 Lillian: Did you know every teaching hospital in the country 104 00:05:40,457 --> 00:05:44,225 assigns the bodies donated to science a number? 105 00:05:44,227 --> 00:05:47,028 Meaning the students have no connection to the dead. 106 00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:50,832 Instead, I ask families to tell me names, stories, 107 00:05:50,834 --> 00:05:52,900 anything about their loved one, 108 00:05:52,902 --> 00:05:56,737 so that my students will understand this was once a human being. 109 00:05:58,841 --> 00:06:03,511 Virginia: Well, I hope you can be as generous with me. 110 00:06:03,513 --> 00:06:06,981 I want to complete my undergraduate degree, 111 00:06:06,983 --> 00:06:09,717 and one of the requirements for a B.S. 112 00:06:09,719 --> 00:06:12,153 Is basic anatomy... your class. 113 00:06:12,155 --> 00:06:16,090 But since I've logged so many hours with Dr. Masters 114 00:06:16,092 --> 00:06:18,993 and learned so much about anatomy already, 115 00:06:18,995 --> 00:06:22,730 I-I was hoping I could place out of your class. 116 00:06:22,732 --> 00:06:25,166 Lillian: Why would you want a degree? 117 00:06:25,168 --> 00:06:27,802 You're doing fine using your other assets. 118 00:06:28,837 --> 00:06:32,208 Virginia: Because I'd like to avoid comments like that in the future. 119 00:06:33,943 --> 00:06:38,412 Look, there's obviously no love lost between us, 120 00:06:38,414 --> 00:06:40,481 so wouldn't it just be easier... 121 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:41,749 Lillian: No. 122 00:06:41,751 --> 00:06:45,253 No, you cannot place out of my class. 123 00:06:45,255 --> 00:06:49,123 Virginia: Well, can I at least get partial credit for my work with Dr. Masters? 124 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:51,092 Lillian: No. 125 00:06:53,862 --> 00:06:55,496 Virginia: Well... 126 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:58,199 I suppose I'll see you in class then. 127 00:07:00,269 --> 00:07:02,904 Man on P.A.: ...With service to pueblo, Colorado, 128 00:07:02,906 --> 00:07:06,440 with stops in Kansas City, Wichita, and La Crosse, 129 00:07:06,442 --> 00:07:08,976 now boarding on platform C. 130 00:07:08,978 --> 00:07:10,778 All aboard. 131 00:07:10,780 --> 00:07:12,647 [ Indistinct conversations ] 132 00:07:25,661 --> 00:07:28,129 Austin: Hi. I'm, uh... 133 00:07:28,131 --> 00:07:30,731 Canceling these tickets, sir. 134 00:07:37,172 --> 00:07:40,975 The Abraham Lincoln southbound from Chicago... 135 00:07:40,977 --> 00:07:44,612 - Man: Here you are. - Austin: Thank you. 136 00:07:44,614 --> 00:07:47,615 The train will arrive in one hour on platform A. 137 00:07:47,617 --> 00:07:50,017 [ Indistinct conversations ] 138 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:54,488 [ Train whistle blows ] 139 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,461 Margaret: Austin. 140 00:08:01,567 --> 00:08:02,782 Austin: Margaret. 141 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,656 Margaret: I was, uh, wondering if we could have... 142 00:08:04,657 --> 00:08:05,964 Austin: We need to talk. 143 00:08:07,769 --> 00:08:10,271 Margaret: Uh, all right. Uh... 144 00:08:10,273 --> 00:08:14,108 I-I'm, uh, beginning to have second thoughts about our going away tonight. 145 00:08:14,110 --> 00:08:18,245 In... in fact, I'm... I'm having second thoughts about a number of things. 146 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:20,786 Austin: You mean about us seeing each other? 147 00:08:22,718 --> 00:08:26,520 Well, Margaret, that... is a blow. 148 00:08:26,522 --> 00:08:29,123 But, of course, if... if you've made up your mind... 149 00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:31,225 I respect your decision. 150 00:08:31,227 --> 00:08:35,229 Margaret: Of course. Having your respect is what matters most. 151 00:08:40,168 --> 00:08:42,937 Well, I-I-it came to me as I was... I was sitting here, 152 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:46,240 waiting for you, thinking how I told my dear husband 153 00:08:46,242 --> 00:08:49,110 I was going to visit aunt Caroline, 154 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:52,680 an aunt he... he knows I haven't seen in 10 years. 155 00:08:52,682 --> 00:08:55,983 And... and I... 156 00:08:55,985 --> 00:08:59,620 I realized I was gonna be stuck with that aunt Caroline story forever. 157 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,989 And... 158 00:09:01,991 --> 00:09:06,060 This was never anything more than a casual fling, anyway. 159 00:09:06,062 --> 00:09:08,029 Was it? 160 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:13,834 Austin: [ Sighs ] 161 00:09:13,836 --> 00:09:16,170 I will always think of you with... 162 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:18,539 With such affection, Margaret. 163 00:09:18,541 --> 00:09:21,308 Margaret: Of course. 164 00:09:39,027 --> 00:09:43,798 Virginia: "Elevations of systolic pressure are between 30mm to 80mm." 165 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:49,737 "Diastolic pressure elevations are usually in the range of 20mm to 40mm." 166 00:09:51,239 --> 00:09:53,507 [ Exhales deeply ] 167 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:56,847 "With minimal-intensity orgasmic experience," 168 00:09:56,848 --> 00:10:01,649 "diastolic pressure readings essentially may be unaffected." 169 00:10:01,651 --> 00:10:05,086 William: I would read it with more conviction at the actual presentation. 170 00:10:05,088 --> 00:10:07,955 Virginia: Well, you could read it with a monkey on your hat. 171 00:10:07,957 --> 00:10:10,891 I'm not sure that changes the basic fact that... 172 00:10:10,893 --> 00:10:13,494 William: What, I-it's... it's boring? 173 00:10:13,496 --> 00:10:17,998 Virginia: Isn't this why doctors publish their findings in scientific journals, 174 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,301 where it's supposed to be boring? 175 00:10:20,303 --> 00:10:22,903 William: I don't want to introduce our work in a paper. 176 00:10:22,905 --> 00:10:25,473 I want to use the Friday presentations. 177 00:10:25,475 --> 00:10:29,777 Virginia: I agree, but to stand up there and read a list of statistics, 178 00:10:29,779 --> 00:10:35,716 it's... it's not exactly going to set the world or the Friday meetings on fire. 179 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,052 William: We're scientists... 180 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,054 Not arsonists. 181 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,423 Virginia: Yes, but don't you think w-we should start 182 00:10:42,425 --> 00:10:45,459 with one of our more dynamic findings, 183 00:10:45,461 --> 00:10:47,495 like... 184 00:10:47,497 --> 00:10:49,563 Vaginal contractions? 185 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,832 Every woman, myself included, has experienced them, 186 00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,067 but nobody knows they exist. 187 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,636 William: And we will present that... how? 188 00:10:55,638 --> 00:10:57,805 We know they exist because we've watched them, 189 00:10:57,807 --> 00:11:01,942 but you can't wire up a vagina for graphical verification. 190 00:11:01,944 --> 00:11:06,080 And so the medical community is left taking our word for it. 191 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:10,050 Virginia: Do you know what we need? Home movies. 192 00:11:10,052 --> 00:11:14,889 I use a Brownie to film the kids' school plays and birthdays. 193 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:19,678 And so the minute we work out how to, uh, fit a Brownie into a woman's vagina, 194 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:23,709 our problem... is solved. 195 00:11:27,502 --> 00:11:28,836 [ Stopwatch clicks ] 196 00:11:28,838 --> 00:11:33,040 Uh, I think the male subject's refractory period 197 00:11:33,042 --> 00:11:36,043 is... resolving. 198 00:11:36,045 --> 00:11:39,246 If so, the time between resolution 199 00:11:39,248 --> 00:11:44,213 and a secondary arousal is 16 minutes, 33 seconds. 200 00:11:49,991 --> 00:11:52,259 You don't trust my timing? 201 00:11:52,261 --> 00:11:54,628 Virginia: I'm expected home. 202 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:59,533 And I know you're trying to spend more time with Libby in the evenings, so... 203 00:12:01,136 --> 00:12:04,038 William: Uh, yes. Of course. [ Scoffs ] You're right, uh... 204 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,573 I lost track of the time. 205 00:12:05,575 --> 00:12:07,641 Virginia: I mean, we have all the data we need, right? 206 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:08,866 I-I'll see you in the morning. 207 00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,500 - Good night. - William: Good night. 208 00:12:14,616 --> 00:12:16,450 - Austin: Hey, kids! - Kids: Daddy! 209 00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:18,552 Austin: Guess who I ran into at the hospital today. 210 00:12:18,554 --> 00:12:20,387 Santa Claus! 211 00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:21,622 Elise: In March? [ Baby fusses ] 212 00:12:21,624 --> 00:12:25,017 - Sam: A machine gun! - Katie: A lady Alice doll! 213 00:12:25,018 --> 00:12:26,127 - Sam: Bam! Bam! Bam! - Elise: Stop that. Stop it. 214 00:12:26,128 --> 00:12:28,529 Austin: Elise, darling, for you. 215 00:12:28,531 --> 00:12:30,931 It's a Hoover constellation vacuum. 216 00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:32,633 Top of the line. 217 00:12:32,635 --> 00:12:36,136 It actually floats on air, like a hovercraft. 218 00:12:36,138 --> 00:12:38,505 - Don't shoot! [ Groans ] - Elise: Thank you, dear. 219 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:41,175 Austin: Bam! Bam! Whoa! 220 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,409 Aah! 221 00:12:42,411 --> 00:12:45,579 Elise: Some poor woman is in tears. [ Baby fusses ] 222 00:12:45,581 --> 00:12:48,282 [ Indistinct conversations ] 223 00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:50,751 [ Piano playing softly ] 224 00:12:50,753 --> 00:12:53,087 Margaret: Another, please. [ Chuckles ] 225 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:01,061 She's late, is she? 226 00:13:02,664 --> 00:13:04,765 Dale: Isn't everybody always late? 227 00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:07,201 Margaret: And everything is late... 228 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,570 Too late. Too, too late. 229 00:13:09,572 --> 00:13:12,539 [ Laughs ] 230 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:16,877 You picked the only nice place in town for a proper drink. 231 00:13:17,488 --> 00:13:19,722 I can see you're not a regular here. 232 00:13:21,116 --> 00:13:25,119 Dale: Oh, does my jacket look like it's from Bull Shoals, Arkansas? 233 00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:26,387 Margaret: Because you are? 234 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,256 Dale: I moved to St. Louis with a friend a year ago. 235 00:13:29,258 --> 00:13:32,159 Margaret: A friend? I like that. 236 00:13:32,161 --> 00:13:34,995 Are you living in sin with this friend? 237 00:13:34,997 --> 00:13:37,264 Is she pressuring you to marry? 238 00:13:40,769 --> 00:13:43,304 Dale: We don't see each other anymore. 239 00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:47,875 Margaret: Yes. That's going around. Seems to be a minor epidemic. 240 00:13:47,877 --> 00:13:50,377 Dale: [ Sighs ] Hope you have a pleasant evening. 241 00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:52,346 Margaret: [ Chuckles ] 242 00:14:04,192 --> 00:14:09,430 Are you waiting for... Barton? 243 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:14,835 [ Scoffs ] I was just talking to your friend... 244 00:14:14,837 --> 00:14:16,403 Dale: Dale. 245 00:14:16,405 --> 00:14:19,006 Barton: Uh, Dale is a student in my graduate advisory. 246 00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:22,548 He has a very bright future in pathology. 247 00:14:22,549 --> 00:14:25,182 - Margaret: Does he? - Barton: Yeah. 248 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,916 Margaret: I thought you were at a board meeting tonight. 249 00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:32,720 Barton: Canceled. And aunt Caroline? 250 00:14:32,722 --> 00:14:35,456 Margaret: Sick. 251 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,625 Dale: The provost was nice enough to call me last minute, 252 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:42,229 offer to advise me on next year's courses over drinks. 253 00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:45,824 But now that you're here, I-I think I'll leave you two to a quiet evening. 254 00:14:45,825 --> 00:14:48,916 - [Chuckles] Yes, let's reschedule. - Margaret: Oh, no. I insist you join us. 255 00:14:48,932 --> 00:14:51,338 Dale: No, I really can't intrude. [ Chuckles ] 256 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:52,840 I do have a new girl now, 257 00:14:52,842 --> 00:14:57,272 and she'll be thrilled if I show up, surprise her, take her to a show. 258 00:14:57,394 --> 00:15:00,080 - Margaret: May I say something to you? - Barton: Margaret, the boy wants to go. 259 00:15:00,081 --> 00:15:03,082 Margaret: No, I want Dale to hear this. 260 00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:07,168 I'm very fond of Dale, despite our very brief friendship. 261 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:09,004 [ Exhales sharply ] 262 00:15:12,039 --> 00:15:14,274 - Stay single. - Dale: [ Chuckles ] 263 00:15:14,276 --> 00:15:16,976 Margaret: I only say this to you because when you're young and in love, 264 00:15:16,978 --> 00:15:19,912 everyone thinks they'll be the exception. 265 00:15:19,914 --> 00:15:24,450 Sure, maybe mom and dad slept in separate beds, and then separate rooms. 266 00:15:24,452 --> 00:15:27,220 Maybe the older couples you know bicker or fight... 267 00:15:27,222 --> 00:15:29,055 Maybe don't talk at all, if they ever did. 268 00:15:29,057 --> 00:15:33,506 But at your age, you can't imagine it will ever be you. 269 00:15:33,602 --> 00:15:35,954 But it will be. 270 00:15:36,131 --> 00:15:37,630 [ Chuckles ] 271 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:41,367 Which is bad enough, but what's even worse... 272 00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:45,905 ...Is how much you'll feel like a failure... 273 00:15:47,908 --> 00:15:50,910 ...Because when the person who knows you best 274 00:15:50,912 --> 00:15:53,179 loses interest, 275 00:15:53,181 --> 00:15:56,449 that really takes something out of you. 276 00:15:58,686 --> 00:16:02,088 Like surgery almost. 277 00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,924 And you really start to wonder... 278 00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:10,096 ...If you'll ever be whole again. 279 00:16:15,703 --> 00:16:19,205 Anyway... I'm babbling. 280 00:16:19,207 --> 00:16:21,908 [ Chuckles ] Excuse me, gentlemen. 281 00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:29,582 Barton: What in God's name...? 282 00:16:29,584 --> 00:16:32,385 Dale: I was just sitting here. She started talking to me. I... 283 00:16:48,435 --> 00:16:53,840 Margaret: That boy, Barton, is not a graduate student. 284 00:16:56,343 --> 00:16:58,978 Barton: Dale gets me women... 285 00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:00,713 Professional women. 286 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,916 I came here tonight to meet a prostitute. 287 00:17:03,918 --> 00:17:06,986 It's not the first time I've done this. 288 00:17:06,988 --> 00:17:10,481 And now that that ugly secret is out in the open, 289 00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:12,825 maybe we should go in on a room together 290 00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:15,163 with whoever you're here to fuck! 291 00:17:16,882 --> 00:17:18,917 I... 292 00:17:19,334 --> 00:17:22,001 [ Sobbing ] 293 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,749 Margaret: I'll get myself home. 294 00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:38,818 Lillian: Obviously, there's a great deal of overlap 295 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:41,821 between the digestive and the endocrine... 296 00:17:41,823 --> 00:17:43,990 But before we explore the similarities, 297 00:17:43,992 --> 00:17:47,360 let me make my policy on punctuality perfectly clear... 298 00:17:47,362 --> 00:17:48,928 It's mandatory. 299 00:17:48,930 --> 00:17:51,664 Virginia: I apologize I'm late, Dr. DePaul. 300 00:17:51,666 --> 00:17:53,966 Lillian: Dr. Johnson's sorry. 301 00:17:53,968 --> 00:17:56,369 Who can identify this organ? 302 00:17:58,138 --> 00:17:59,472 Mr. Deasy? 303 00:17:59,474 --> 00:18:01,407 - Deasy: Liver. - Virginia: Spleen. 304 00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:04,777 Lillian: No, Mr. Deasy. It's the spleen. 305 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:09,315 Which will be on the exam, gentlemen, so I suggest you wake up. 306 00:18:15,322 --> 00:18:17,623 Mr. Banks? 307 00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:20,159 [ Projector running ] 308 00:18:20,161 --> 00:18:23,296 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 309 00:18:31,505 --> 00:18:34,240 [ Screams ] 310 00:18:34,242 --> 00:18:35,975 William: Lester? 311 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,119 - Lester?! - Lester: Jesus! 312 00:18:40,582 --> 00:18:43,850 Dr. Masters. [ Laughs ] I thought you were Nosferatu. 313 00:18:43,852 --> 00:18:46,519 [ Sighs ] 314 00:18:46,521 --> 00:18:48,554 The Akeley pancake camera, 315 00:18:48,556 --> 00:18:51,891 used to shoot the first full-length documentary, "Nanook of the North." 316 00:18:51,893 --> 00:18:53,793 Arriflex 35... Same camera they used 317 00:18:53,795 --> 00:18:55,561 to shoot "Dark Passage" with Bogie and Bacall. 318 00:18:55,563 --> 00:18:56,863 Piece of garbage. 319 00:18:56,865 --> 00:18:58,731 I mean, in what universe is Agnes Moorhead the killer? 320 00:18:58,733 --> 00:19:00,032 [ Chuckles ] 321 00:19:00,034 --> 00:19:02,935 William: And what is, uh... What is this? 322 00:19:02,937 --> 00:19:07,607 Lester: It's a lesterscope... Patent pending. I, uh, like to tinker. 323 00:19:07,609 --> 00:19:10,476 Five hours ago, that baby was down the throat of a Chinaman 324 00:19:10,478 --> 00:19:12,211 with an esophageal tumor. 325 00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:13,413 It's been sterilized. 326 00:19:13,414 --> 00:19:16,282 William: And this device shoots film? 327 00:19:16,284 --> 00:19:19,252 Lester: I-I wouldn't shoot a Western with it, but sure. 328 00:19:27,694 --> 00:19:30,630 William: Can I count on your discretion, Lester? 329 00:19:32,165 --> 00:19:34,133 Because what I'm proposing 330 00:19:34,135 --> 00:19:38,738 is not like the cesarean footage you shot for me last month. 331 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:41,741 I'm now conducting some, uh... 332 00:19:41,743 --> 00:19:44,877 Unusual medical research. 333 00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:49,348 And I could use someone 334 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:52,685 with your particular expertise. 335 00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:56,989 Lester: What is it? 336 00:19:58,825 --> 00:20:02,995 William: It's... a lens, essentially. 337 00:20:05,866 --> 00:20:07,333 [ Electricity humming ] 338 00:20:07,335 --> 00:20:09,435 Lester: Cold light illumination? 339 00:20:09,437 --> 00:20:12,004 William: I'm a bit of a tinkerer myself. 340 00:20:12,006 --> 00:20:14,006 Lester: [ Chuckles ] 341 00:20:14,008 --> 00:20:15,675 William: My question for you, Lester, is 342 00:20:15,677 --> 00:20:18,177 can you turn that lens into a functional 343 00:20:18,179 --> 00:20:20,780 and fully operational movie camera? 344 00:20:24,418 --> 00:20:28,921 Woman: ♪ You can't have one without the other ♪ 345 00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:30,957 ♪ Love and marriage ♪ 346 00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:33,526 ♪ Love and marriage ♪ 347 00:20:33,528 --> 00:20:36,862 ♪ It's an institute you can't disparage ♪ 348 00:20:36,864 --> 00:20:40,633 ♪ Ask the local gentry ♪ 349 00:20:40,635 --> 00:20:44,804 Vivian: ♪ And they will say it's elementary ♪ 350 00:20:44,806 --> 00:20:48,874 ♪ Try, try, try to separate them ♪ 351 00:20:48,876 --> 00:20:52,378 ♪ It's an illusion ♪ 352 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:58,684 ♪ Try, try, try, and you will only come ♪ 353 00:20:58,686 --> 00:21:00,586 ♪ To this conclusion ♪ 354 00:21:00,588 --> 00:21:02,288 ♪ Love and marriage ♪ 355 00:21:02,290 --> 00:21:04,490 ♪ Love and marriage ♪ 356 00:21:04,492 --> 00:21:08,527 ♪ Go together like a horse and carriage ♪ 357 00:21:08,529 --> 00:21:12,164 ♪ Dad was told by mother ♪ 358 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:16,002 ♪ You can't have one, you can't have none ♪ 359 00:21:16,004 --> 00:21:22,274 ♪ You can't have one without the other ♪ 360 00:21:24,911 --> 00:21:27,580 [ Birds chirping ] 361 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:32,084 [ Sighs ] 362 00:21:32,086 --> 00:21:34,186 [ Knock on door ] 363 00:21:37,758 --> 00:21:41,193 [ Water running ] 364 00:21:47,034 --> 00:21:49,168 Barton: I'd like to take you out tonight... 365 00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:50,736 A date. 366 00:21:50,738 --> 00:21:54,473 Jack Lemmon and Judy Holliday are playing at the Everstone. 367 00:21:59,312 --> 00:22:01,681 Margaret: Y-you want to take me to the drive-in? 368 00:22:05,695 --> 00:22:08,831 [ Tango music plays ] 369 00:22:24,504 --> 00:22:26,405 [ Knock on door ] 370 00:22:34,181 --> 00:22:36,782 Walter: Gutters are as good as new, ma'am. 371 00:22:36,784 --> 00:22:40,677 Uh, except your son's been missing this. 372 00:22:42,522 --> 00:22:45,424 Uh, would you like to settle up now or...? 373 00:22:45,426 --> 00:22:47,393 Libby: Of course. I'll get your money. 374 00:22:52,899 --> 00:22:54,567 Something wrong? 375 00:22:54,569 --> 00:22:56,235 Walter: Uh, no. Not at all. 376 00:22:56,237 --> 00:22:58,604 I've, uh... I've always loved these ein houses. 377 00:22:58,606 --> 00:23:01,273 I just never met anybody who actually lived in one. 378 00:23:01,275 --> 00:23:03,042 Libby: You're an architecture buff? 379 00:23:03,044 --> 00:23:05,678 Walter: I spend all day fixing up folks' houses. 380 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,313 You pick things up. 381 00:23:09,249 --> 00:23:11,117 Libby: Do you know anything about plumbing? 382 00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:14,587 There's a leaky faucet in the bathroom that's driving us crazy. 383 00:23:14,589 --> 00:23:15,955 Walter: Sure. 384 00:23:17,924 --> 00:23:21,060 Libby: I don't normally watch television during the day. 385 00:23:21,062 --> 00:23:22,795 I just happen to be an Arthur Murray fan. 386 00:23:22,797 --> 00:23:24,263 Walter: So was my wife. 387 00:23:24,265 --> 00:23:26,532 Uh, she'd, uh, watch, 388 00:23:26,534 --> 00:23:29,001 and insist that we go dancing every Saturday night 389 00:23:29,003 --> 00:23:30,569 to try to do them one better. 390 00:23:30,571 --> 00:23:31,537 [ Both laugh ] 391 00:23:31,539 --> 00:23:35,007 - Libby: Are you going this Saturday? - No, I'm not. Uh, my wife, she passed. 392 00:23:35,009 --> 00:23:38,210 Uh, she got sick unexpectedly. 393 00:23:38,212 --> 00:23:40,713 Libby: I'm so sorry. 394 00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:46,352 Walter: It's easier if you think less. 395 00:23:47,721 --> 00:23:51,323 - Libby: Yes. I've found that to be true. - Walter: About the dancing. 396 00:23:51,325 --> 00:23:53,759 Now, when I was outside, I could see you were counting beats. 397 00:23:53,761 --> 00:23:56,562 - Libby: Oh. [ Laughs ] - You've got to think with your feet. 398 00:23:56,564 --> 00:23:59,598 Now, what they're doing right now, that's called the tango. 399 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,233 That first step's a little tricky, 400 00:24:01,235 --> 00:24:05,137 but you go slow, slow, quick, quick, slow. 401 00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:07,506 That's the pattern. 402 00:24:07,508 --> 00:24:12,425 - Libby: Can you do it? Oh, please. - Oh, it... it's been a long time. 403 00:24:22,255 --> 00:24:24,723 [ Sighs ] Okay. 404 00:24:32,899 --> 00:24:33,933 Libby: [ Laughs ] 405 00:24:33,935 --> 00:24:35,868 Walter: Try closing your eyes. 406 00:24:43,810 --> 00:24:45,578 Libby: [ Laughs ] 407 00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:49,748 - I should hire you to be my teacher. - Walter: [ Laughs ] No, I... 408 00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:54,587 Libby: I mean it. We could watch the show and practice the steps. 409 00:24:54,589 --> 00:24:56,355 Then I'd have something to dazzle my husband with 410 00:24:56,357 --> 00:24:57,723 some Saturday night at the Imperial. 411 00:24:57,725 --> 00:24:59,625 Walter: Ah, I couldn't take money for that, ma'am. 412 00:24:59,627 --> 00:25:02,995 Libby: Why not? It's just another odd job. 413 00:25:04,531 --> 00:25:06,691 Walter: Now, see? You're still counting. 414 00:25:06,717 --> 00:25:07,917 Libby: [ Chuckles ] 415 00:25:20,981 --> 00:25:22,615 [ Chuckles ] 416 00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:29,421 [ Indistinct conversations ] 417 00:25:33,059 --> 00:25:34,827 Vivian: Steak sandwich? 418 00:25:34,829 --> 00:25:36,495 Ethan: Thanks, Viv. 419 00:25:36,497 --> 00:25:37,697 [ Both chuckle ] 420 00:25:43,470 --> 00:25:44,803 [ Sighs ] 421 00:25:44,805 --> 00:25:49,742 I had resigned myself to Welsh rarebit. Instead, I got steak. 422 00:25:49,744 --> 00:25:51,477 - Hey, I got a question for you. - Austin: Hmm? 423 00:25:51,479 --> 00:25:53,343 Ethan: Where can a guy find a decent ring? 424 00:25:54,347 --> 00:25:57,650 - Don't tell me you knocked her up. - Ethan: What? No. 425 00:25:57,652 --> 00:26:00,753 But Vivian and I have been seeing each other a while now. 426 00:26:00,755 --> 00:26:02,983 I think it's time to start considering the future. 427 00:26:04,257 --> 00:26:07,493 - Austin: Why would you do that? - Ethan: Because... 428 00:26:07,495 --> 00:26:10,930 My old man was 20 when he married my mother. I'm pushing 30. 429 00:26:10,932 --> 00:26:12,631 And... 430 00:26:12,633 --> 00:26:14,466 I've sown my oats. 431 00:26:14,468 --> 00:26:16,669 Maybe more than my share. 432 00:26:16,671 --> 00:26:17,836 Austin: [ Sighs ] 433 00:26:17,838 --> 00:26:20,005 Ethan: Married men live longer. 434 00:26:20,007 --> 00:26:23,367 - Austin: Definitely feels longer. - Ethan: There are great tax benefits. 435 00:26:26,579 --> 00:26:30,182 And every man who's ever amounted to anything had a wife at home. 436 00:26:30,184 --> 00:26:32,518 34 presidents of the United States, 437 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,986 and only one of them was a bachelor, 438 00:26:33,988 --> 00:26:35,387 and no one remembers his name. 439 00:26:35,389 --> 00:26:36,755 Austin: James Buchanan. 440 00:26:39,159 --> 00:26:42,528 Ethan: Friends come and go. Kids grow up and move away. 441 00:26:42,530 --> 00:26:45,097 Even your patients can get a second opinion. 442 00:26:45,099 --> 00:26:46,565 But your wife... 443 00:26:46,567 --> 00:26:49,201 She's the one that sticks beside you, 444 00:26:49,203 --> 00:26:52,404 no matter your faults... And failings. 445 00:26:54,174 --> 00:26:55,607 I've met Elise. 446 00:26:55,609 --> 00:26:58,177 She... she's a lovely woman. 447 00:26:58,179 --> 00:27:00,946 And with all respect, you're not exactly husband of the century. 448 00:27:00,948 --> 00:27:04,550 You're lucky Elise has hung in there. You ought to buy her something. 449 00:27:04,552 --> 00:27:08,687 Austin: I bought her a vacuum. She didn't care that it hovered. 450 00:27:08,689 --> 00:27:11,023 Ethan: You ought to buy her something nice. 451 00:27:11,025 --> 00:27:16,962 To show her that loyalty and devotion are still appreciated in this world. 452 00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:23,369 Austin: There is a decent jeweler over on Washington. 453 00:27:23,371 --> 00:27:27,539 Jane: I know they film the outside of vaginas in those kinds of films, 454 00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:29,541 but filming the inside? 455 00:27:29,543 --> 00:27:31,510 I don't think I've ever heard of that. 456 00:27:31,512 --> 00:27:33,879 Virginia: Because it's never been done before. 457 00:27:33,881 --> 00:27:37,349 And to think it could be you on the cutting edge of science. 458 00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:40,552 - Jane: I think it's creepy. - Virginia: Creepy? Why? 459 00:27:40,554 --> 00:27:43,489 Is it creepy to film a heart during a bypass? 460 00:27:43,491 --> 00:27:45,057 It's done all the time now. 461 00:27:45,059 --> 00:27:46,692 Besides, nobody will even know it's you. 462 00:27:46,694 --> 00:27:49,561 It will just look like an anonymous organ. 463 00:27:52,665 --> 00:27:54,400 Jane: Like... 464 00:27:54,402 --> 00:27:57,269 One of those hand models in those ads for dish soap? 465 00:27:57,271 --> 00:27:58,871 Virginia: Yes, exactly, 466 00:27:58,873 --> 00:28:03,208 but for something slightly more important than sparkling China. 467 00:28:04,944 --> 00:28:08,781 Jane: In high school, I was voted most likely to be in pictures. 468 00:28:08,783 --> 00:28:13,018 Virginia: See? Not only is it not creepy, it was meant to be. 469 00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:16,838 Jane: But anyone who's anyone in movies always has a screen name. 470 00:28:16,839 --> 00:28:19,249 Virginia: Okay, then, you can have a screen name, too. 471 00:28:22,262 --> 00:28:24,563 Jane: Beave St. Marie. 472 00:28:26,399 --> 00:28:32,738 Lester: I gave it a complete overhaul and retrofitted it with a relay lens system. 473 00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:36,709 - Virginia: And it shoots in color? - William: At 24 frames per second. 474 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,980 Lester: You know, a lot of movie directors 475 00:28:41,982 --> 00:28:44,316 invent their own cameras... Georges Méliès, Orson Welles. 476 00:28:44,318 --> 00:28:46,919 Not that I'd compare myself to Welles, but... 477 00:28:46,921 --> 00:28:50,956 - Virginia: No? - Stylistically, I'm closer to Hitchcock. 478 00:28:53,259 --> 00:28:55,594 Virginia: Does Ulysses still have a vibrating function? 479 00:28:55,596 --> 00:28:57,129 William: I had to disable it. 480 00:28:57,131 --> 00:29:00,999 Why would a camera have a vibrating function? That would ruin the focus. 481 00:29:01,001 --> 00:29:06,038 Virginia: The vibrating sensation helps some women achieve orgasm. 482 00:29:11,144 --> 00:29:17,349 Lester Linden, our documentarian, this is patient F-26-002. 483 00:29:17,351 --> 00:29:18,984 - Jane: Pleasure. - Lester: Ma'am. 484 00:29:18,986 --> 00:29:22,921 Jane: Okay, then. Guess I'm ready for my close-up. 485 00:29:29,496 --> 00:29:32,831 William: She controls the device, but you control the camera. 486 00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:36,502 Now, the trick here will be focus. 487 00:29:39,139 --> 00:29:41,406 Virginia: Vaginas don't bite. 488 00:29:43,009 --> 00:29:44,977 Jane: Tell me when to start. 489 00:29:47,347 --> 00:29:50,415 William: When should she start, Lester? You're the director. 490 00:29:59,092 --> 00:30:00,492 Lester: Action. 491 00:30:01,528 --> 00:30:05,931 William: I fear Lester may have been in over his head tonight. 492 00:30:05,933 --> 00:30:08,033 Virginia: So to speak. 493 00:30:08,035 --> 00:30:11,303 William: Well, I suppose all we can do 494 00:30:11,305 --> 00:30:14,072 is wait and see what "hitch" comes back with. 495 00:30:19,012 --> 00:30:22,247 We still have time to get some work in. 496 00:30:23,516 --> 00:30:28,153 Uh, actually, I was hoping we might postpone our session until tomorrow night. 497 00:30:29,923 --> 00:30:31,590 William: Because...? 498 00:30:32,759 --> 00:30:36,962 Virginia: It turns out I have something to do tonight. 499 00:30:42,802 --> 00:30:46,238 [ Footsteps departing ] 500 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,208 Lillian: Dr. Lloyd Danes. 79 years old. 501 00:30:49,210 --> 00:30:52,811 He and wife Susan had four children, nine grandchildren. 502 00:30:52,813 --> 00:30:55,414 An ophthalmologist, a fly fisherman. 503 00:30:55,416 --> 00:30:57,683 He played the accordion every Saturday night at Dooley’s. 504 00:30:57,685 --> 00:30:59,551 Deasy: [ Chuckles ] 505 00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:02,521 Lillian: Can you play the accordion, Mr. Deasy? 506 00:31:02,523 --> 00:31:06,058 - Deasy: No, ma'am. - Lillian: I didn't think so. 507 00:31:10,430 --> 00:31:12,864 [ Man clears throat ] 508 00:31:22,909 --> 00:31:26,578 Banks: [ Exhales deeply ] 509 00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:29,481 [ Clears throat ] 510 00:31:29,483 --> 00:31:32,017 [ Exhales deeply ] 511 00:31:32,019 --> 00:31:33,952 Ladies first. 512 00:31:42,362 --> 00:31:43,595 Lillian: [ Sighs ] 513 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:46,498 Smelling salts for Mr. Banks, please. 514 00:32:05,551 --> 00:32:08,987 Well, anyhow, I can tell everything about a person from their canceled checks. 515 00:32:08,989 --> 00:32:11,423 - Nina: Can you tell about me? - Robert: Everything. 516 00:32:11,425 --> 00:32:15,761 - Nina: Everything? - Robert: Everything. 517 00:32:15,763 --> 00:32:18,997 Nina: [ Laughs ] Well... Is it all right? 518 00:32:18,999 --> 00:32:20,499 Robert: Well, yes. 519 00:32:20,501 --> 00:32:24,403 You're frivolous, romantic, generous, 520 00:32:24,405 --> 00:32:26,238 somewhat over-impulsive. 521 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,408 You're ambitious. You're a little scatterbrained. 522 00:32:29,410 --> 00:32:30,475 You also have a weakness... 523 00:32:30,477 --> 00:32:32,711 Margaret: Why do you keep looking at me? 524 00:32:32,713 --> 00:32:36,214 Barton: Because I'd take you over Judy Holliday any day. 525 00:32:40,219 --> 00:32:44,723 Do you know how many times in our marriage I've wondered if you were insane? 526 00:32:44,725 --> 00:32:49,695 But you taking me here, now, given everything... This is proof. 527 00:32:57,170 --> 00:32:59,805 More proof. 528 00:32:59,807 --> 00:33:02,341 Barton: [ Chuckles ] 529 00:33:16,823 --> 00:33:18,990 We didn't have drive-ins in our day. 530 00:33:18,991 --> 00:33:22,427 Margaret: We didn't need them. We were married when we first slept together. 531 00:33:22,429 --> 00:33:26,331 - Barton: We were of our time. - Margaret: That's not why we waited. 532 00:33:31,471 --> 00:33:33,138 Barton... 533 00:33:36,943 --> 00:33:43,038 I-I have spent the day racking my brains, pacing, wondering... 534 00:33:43,684 --> 00:33:46,518 "Maybe I should light his clothes on fire." 535 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,453 "Maybe I should drive his car into the pool." 536 00:33:48,455 --> 00:33:50,789 "Maybe I should tell him all about the man I've been seeing," 537 00:33:50,791 --> 00:33:53,800 who, by the way, wanted me in his bed, though he didn't love me. 538 00:33:53,826 --> 00:33:56,161 - Barton: Marg... Margaret... - I don't say this to punish you, 539 00:33:56,163 --> 00:33:57,896 although God knows you deserve to be punished. 540 00:33:57,898 --> 00:33:59,297 I mean, prostitutes? 541 00:33:59,299 --> 00:34:02,397 That is so insulting to me and so far beneath you. 542 00:34:02,423 --> 00:34:06,405 Barton: I will... I will... I will never do it again ever. I swear to you. 543 00:34:06,407 --> 00:34:08,807 Margaret: Even if you never laid a hand on a hooker again, 544 00:34:08,809 --> 00:34:11,843 that wouldn't change what is so impossible to understand. 545 00:34:11,845 --> 00:34:16,281 This morning, when you came in my room, I was practically naked, 546 00:34:16,283 --> 00:34:19,251 and you didn't look at my body once. 547 00:34:19,253 --> 00:34:22,087 Not once. 548 00:34:22,089 --> 00:34:26,391 And yet your face was filled with such... 549 00:34:26,393 --> 00:34:27,826 Love. 550 00:34:29,028 --> 00:34:32,523 Barton: Because I love you. You know that. 551 00:34:32,524 --> 00:34:35,333 Margaret: We didn't sleep together before we were married 552 00:34:35,335 --> 00:34:38,170 because you weren't interested in sleeping with me. 553 00:34:38,172 --> 00:34:45,477 And I excused it away by saying passion is for teenagers and... nymphomaniacs. 554 00:34:45,479 --> 00:34:48,480 Passion is not what makes a good marriage. 555 00:34:48,482 --> 00:34:52,517 This is a perfect, beautiful man who loves me, 556 00:34:52,519 --> 00:34:55,086 who doesn't care that I'm tall and athletic, 557 00:34:55,088 --> 00:34:57,756 who doesn't... 558 00:34:57,758 --> 00:35:00,292 [Sighs] Doesn't want me to act stupider than I am. 559 00:35:00,294 --> 00:35:02,861 This is a man who understands me. 560 00:35:02,863 --> 00:35:06,661 Barton: And 30 years later, we're still the best of friends. 561 00:35:06,662 --> 00:35:09,830 How many people can say that? 562 00:35:11,071 --> 00:35:13,873 Margaret: It's not enough. 563 00:35:15,708 --> 00:35:19,211 - We have to divorce. - Barton: What?! 564 00:35:19,213 --> 00:35:22,147 - Absolutely not! - Margaret: We have to. 565 00:35:22,149 --> 00:35:24,115 Barton: [ Chuckling ] Margaret... 566 00:35:24,117 --> 00:35:27,385 I'm the person who knows you best. I know you don't want a divorce. 567 00:35:27,387 --> 00:35:30,322 - Margaret: But this is broken. - Barton: And I do not want a divorce. 568 00:35:30,324 --> 00:35:32,557 - Margaret: Barton. - So we're not getting divorced. 569 00:35:32,559 --> 00:35:35,026 Margaret: This marriage of ours is broken. 570 00:35:35,028 --> 00:35:39,164 And unless you want me to break along with it... 571 00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:40,912 You have to let me go. 572 00:35:40,913 --> 00:35:43,869 Robert: It wasn't very long after I met Nina that she got her promotion... 573 00:35:43,871 --> 00:35:46,771 Her first chance to write a radio show. 574 00:36:04,257 --> 00:36:08,860 Virginia: I thought only students haunted the library at this hour. 575 00:36:11,858 --> 00:36:14,893 I found our work tonight with Dr. Danes very exciting. 576 00:36:16,869 --> 00:36:20,705 The accordionist/ ophthalmologist. 577 00:36:22,708 --> 00:36:26,645 Lillian: If you'll excuse me, I need to prepare for my presentation tomorrow. 578 00:36:26,647 --> 00:36:28,880 Virginia: The pap-smear proposal? 579 00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:32,484 Dr. Masters is planning to be there. 580 00:36:32,486 --> 00:36:34,486 Lillian: Well, that makes one. 581 00:36:45,131 --> 00:36:47,966 Have you ever seen a roomful of male doctors 582 00:36:47,968 --> 00:36:50,535 listen to a lecture on female cancers? 583 00:36:52,505 --> 00:36:55,073 Virginia: They're not exactly riveted? 584 00:36:55,075 --> 00:36:56,942 Lillian: Not exactly. 585 00:36:56,944 --> 00:37:01,713 Virginia: [ Scoffs ] Men are such idiots. Even the smart ones. 586 00:37:04,717 --> 00:37:08,653 You should ask a friend to go and clap loudly. 587 00:37:08,655 --> 00:37:12,023 Uh, sometimes a-a ringer helps. 588 00:37:12,025 --> 00:37:15,260 Lillian: I don't want their adulation. I just want them to support me. 589 00:37:15,262 --> 00:37:18,296 This work is very important to me. 590 00:37:19,095 --> 00:37:22,563 Virginia: Then I'm sure it will go your way. 591 00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:30,275 Lillian: Lower thoracic? You should be much further along than that. 592 00:37:30,610 --> 00:37:34,078 Underestimate my exam at your own peril. 593 00:37:34,081 --> 00:37:39,351 Virginia: I wouldn't be here at this hour if I underestimated your exam. 594 00:37:44,457 --> 00:37:46,691 [ Door closes ] 595 00:37:46,939 --> 00:37:51,008 Colleen: Teardrops are popular. What color are your wife's eyes? 596 00:37:51,010 --> 00:37:54,678 Austin: Brown. Uh, more green, maybe? 597 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,313 Colleen: Let's say hazel. 598 00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:59,316 In which case, you can't go wrong with emeralds. 599 00:38:00,051 --> 00:38:01,752 Ethan: What about this one? 600 00:38:02,255 --> 00:38:03,554 Austin: What is that... 1/10 of a carat? 601 00:38:03,556 --> 00:38:05,422 You'll have to buy her a microscope to go with that. 602 00:38:05,424 --> 00:38:06,857 No, let's see, um... 603 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,161 Let's see this one. 604 00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:13,931 Remember, the ring's supposed to cost at least two months' salary. 605 00:38:13,933 --> 00:38:16,367 Ethan: I'm still a fellow. You know what they pay me. 606 00:38:16,369 --> 00:38:18,235 Austin: I was in med school when I proposed to Elise... 607 00:38:18,237 --> 00:38:20,237 Actually hocked my car to buy her a ring. 608 00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:24,108 I was gonna take her to Chez nous, get the chef to stick it in a cream puff. 609 00:38:24,110 --> 00:38:26,210 [ Both chuckle ] Ethan: But she swallowed it? 610 00:38:27,512 --> 00:38:30,214 Austin: I missed the date. 611 00:38:30,216 --> 00:38:32,449 There was a stomach bug going around. 612 00:38:32,451 --> 00:38:35,052 She found me passed out on the bathroom floor. 613 00:38:35,054 --> 00:38:37,254 She drove me to the emergency room. 614 00:38:37,256 --> 00:38:38,456 So there I was, okay? 615 00:38:38,457 --> 00:38:40,624 I was... oh, thank you... Sprawled on a gurney, 616 00:38:40,626 --> 00:38:42,626 and the ring falls out of my coat pocket. 617 00:38:42,628 --> 00:38:44,828 Well, I could barely sit up. 618 00:38:46,298 --> 00:38:50,301 But I said to her, "Everything I own is in that ring." 619 00:38:50,303 --> 00:38:52,303 "And it's yours if you'll take me." 620 00:38:54,372 --> 00:38:56,240 Everybody in the E.R. applauded. 621 00:38:56,242 --> 00:38:58,008 - [ Chuckles ] - Ethan: [ Chuckles ] 622 00:39:01,646 --> 00:39:03,213 Do you have a layaway plan? 623 00:39:04,983 --> 00:39:07,117 Lillian: There's a popular misconception 624 00:39:07,119 --> 00:39:10,054 the pap smear requires costly equipment 625 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:12,289 and lots of training to administer... 626 00:39:12,291 --> 00:39:15,392 Training you won't find outside a world-class hospital like this one. 627 00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:19,286 Austin: Well, it seems expensive now, but don't forget, a ring lasts forever. 628 00:39:19,294 --> 00:39:21,275 Lillian: It's teachable, and it saves women's lives. 629 00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:22,834 Austin: And Vivian will be thrilled. 630 00:39:22,835 --> 00:39:25,235 Women always are... At the beginning. 631 00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:26,503 Lillian: Next slide, please. 632 00:39:26,505 --> 00:39:29,540 [ Spectator coughs ] 633 00:39:29,542 --> 00:39:31,318 [ Sternly ] Next slide! 634 00:39:35,413 --> 00:39:38,115 This sample was taken from a 42-year-old patient 635 00:39:38,117 --> 00:39:40,484 with no family history of malignancy. 636 00:39:40,486 --> 00:39:43,153 Note the poorly differentiated cells... 637 00:39:43,155 --> 00:39:45,522 Stage iv cervical cancer. 638 00:39:45,524 --> 00:39:48,359 With early screening, this woman could have been cured. 639 00:39:48,361 --> 00:39:51,195 Instead, she has early metastases to the liver. 640 00:39:51,197 --> 00:39:54,932 Would anyone care to venture a prognosis? 641 00:39:57,435 --> 00:40:00,404 Man: She's terminal, obviously. 642 00:40:00,406 --> 00:40:03,240 Lillian: Which is why it's incumbent on hospitals like this one 643 00:40:03,242 --> 00:40:05,609 to lead the charge in Pap test education. 644 00:40:05,611 --> 00:40:09,046 What I'm proposing is a pilot program to train country doctors 645 00:40:09,048 --> 00:40:10,214 to become proficient in deduction... 646 00:40:10,216 --> 00:40:14,385 Austin: How 'bout that Dr. DePaul? Guaranteed cure for insomnia. 647 00:40:14,387 --> 00:40:16,920 Lillian: ...Treatment for their patients once the results have been determined. 648 00:40:16,922 --> 00:40:18,422 - [ Both chuckle softly ] - Lillian: The possibility... 649 00:40:18,424 --> 00:40:20,991 The truth is, I can feel resistance to my plan already. 650 00:40:20,993 --> 00:40:22,159 You saw that room. 651 00:40:22,161 --> 00:40:24,294 And the administration is already rumbling 652 00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:26,430 there's insufficient funding for my proposal. 653 00:40:26,432 --> 00:40:28,499 William: Funding... A process that will leave you 654 00:40:28,501 --> 00:40:30,901 feeling like the Minotaur in the maze. 655 00:40:33,204 --> 00:40:35,072 Lillian: I have six months. 656 00:40:35,074 --> 00:40:36,373 William: [ Sighs ] 657 00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:38,942 Funding can take years. 658 00:40:38,944 --> 00:40:42,613 Lillian: Hmm. You seem to have gotten your study funded quickly enough. 659 00:40:42,615 --> 00:40:46,283 William: My study is mainly paid out of pocket... mine. 660 00:40:46,285 --> 00:40:49,853 Lillian: Including Mrs. Johnson's salary? 661 00:40:49,855 --> 00:40:51,822 William: Primarily. 662 00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:54,725 She functions as more than a secretary, 663 00:40:54,727 --> 00:40:56,393 but the hospital won't subsidize her 664 00:40:56,395 --> 00:40:59,463 for her research work because she's uncredentialed. 665 00:40:59,465 --> 00:41:03,767 Lillian: It galls me to say it, but she may be one of my better students. 666 00:41:05,737 --> 00:41:07,805 Her credential might not be far off. 667 00:41:09,908 --> 00:41:12,876 William: She's doing well, then? 668 00:41:12,878 --> 00:41:14,178 [ Elevator bell dings ] 669 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:18,515 Lillian: Exam's tomorrow. We'll see. 670 00:41:18,517 --> 00:41:21,685 The bottom line is, I need to push my proposal through, 671 00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:23,120 I need to do it now, 672 00:41:23,122 --> 00:41:26,390 and I'm not going to be shy about asking for your help. 673 00:41:32,263 --> 00:41:34,665 [ Typewriters clacking ] 674 00:42:24,482 --> 00:42:27,184 Virginia: I'm ready to head to room 5 now. 675 00:42:27,186 --> 00:42:29,620 You? 676 00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:37,728 William: I've been, uh... 677 00:42:37,730 --> 00:42:39,730 I've been thinking about something. 678 00:42:39,732 --> 00:42:42,666 Uh, you've mentioned several times 679 00:42:42,668 --> 00:42:47,437 about continuing... Your education. 680 00:42:50,008 --> 00:42:51,308 Virginia: Yes, uh... 681 00:42:51,310 --> 00:42:55,879 Your... your point was always that the timing was off. 682 00:42:55,881 --> 00:42:59,783 William: Hmm. But it's important to you. 683 00:43:06,457 --> 00:43:10,527 Then... if you want to pick up a class 684 00:43:10,529 --> 00:43:13,897 here and there in the evenings, 685 00:43:13,899 --> 00:43:16,166 I won't object. 686 00:43:18,336 --> 00:43:20,737 Virginia: You've been talking to Dr. DePaul? 687 00:43:23,174 --> 00:43:25,576 William: No. 688 00:43:25,578 --> 00:43:28,879 Virginia: I'm actually sitting in on her anatomy class. 689 00:43:28,881 --> 00:43:30,914 William: Ahh. [ Chuckles ] 690 00:43:30,916 --> 00:43:34,818 Virginia: Taking it, in fact, for credit... 691 00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:36,086 Now. 692 00:43:36,088 --> 00:43:38,388 William: Excellent. 693 00:43:38,390 --> 00:43:41,892 Um, of course, you could have told me, but, uh... 694 00:43:41,894 --> 00:43:44,261 How's it going? 695 00:43:44,263 --> 00:43:47,397 Virginia: W-we have our first big test tomorrow. 696 00:43:47,399 --> 00:43:50,067 William: Well, you should be at home, studying. 697 00:43:50,069 --> 00:43:51,368 [ Chuckles ] 698 00:43:51,370 --> 00:43:55,772 Uh, w-we can resume our work tomorrow night. 699 00:43:55,774 --> 00:43:58,976 - Virginia: Are you sure? - William: Very sure. 700 00:44:03,848 --> 00:44:06,049 Virginia: I can't... 701 00:44:06,051 --> 00:44:09,920 I can't tell you how much that means to me, Bill. 702 00:44:09,922 --> 00:44:12,619 - William: Well... - Virginia: Thank you. 703 00:44:12,686 --> 00:44:16,621 And I will never let my classes interfere with our work here. 704 00:44:19,063 --> 00:44:21,213 William: Good luck tomorrow. 705 00:44:22,768 --> 00:44:25,102 Virginia: Mmm... 706 00:44:26,471 --> 00:44:27,838 The heart? 707 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,373 - [ Both laugh ] - Tessa: No, it's in his head. 708 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:32,276 Virginia: Right... temporal fossa. 709 00:44:32,278 --> 00:44:34,511 Henry: Good. 710 00:44:34,513 --> 00:44:37,147 I don't know why you're even doing this. 711 00:44:37,149 --> 00:44:40,484 Virginia: To get a degree. I explained that to you, didn't I? 712 00:44:43,321 --> 00:44:45,555 Icky blue vein? 713 00:44:45,557 --> 00:44:47,391 - Tessa: [ Laughs ] - Virginia: No? 714 00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:51,361 Henry: But why do you need a degree when you already have a job? 715 00:44:51,363 --> 00:44:55,532 Virginia: Because, uh, a degree is like magic. 716 00:44:55,534 --> 00:44:57,834 You still do your job, but when you have a degree, 717 00:44:57,836 --> 00:45:00,370 people believe you know what you're talking about. 718 00:45:00,372 --> 00:45:02,806 Tessa: So, it's like they can see you better? 719 00:45:02,808 --> 00:45:06,410 Virginia: Yes, in fact. 720 00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:09,646 And it's why you two are going to go to college one day, 721 00:45:09,648 --> 00:45:12,416 so people see you right from the start. 722 00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:15,185 Tessa: Will you still be in college when we go there? 723 00:45:15,187 --> 00:45:17,521 Virginia: At this rate, probably. 724 00:45:17,523 --> 00:45:19,756 Inferior vena cava. 725 00:45:19,758 --> 00:45:21,478 Henry: Good job, mom. 726 00:45:23,995 --> 00:45:25,562 Colleen: I'm glad you came back, 727 00:45:25,564 --> 00:45:27,864 although I thought these earrings were for your wife. 728 00:45:27,866 --> 00:45:30,233 Austin: My wife doesn't appreciate my gifts anymore. 729 00:45:30,235 --> 00:45:32,869 Colleen: That's just wrong... 730 00:45:32,871 --> 00:45:38,508 A man so romantic and generous. 731 00:45:38,510 --> 00:45:40,744 You know, when you slipped that ring on my finger today... 732 00:45:40,746 --> 00:45:42,045 Austin: Hmm? 733 00:45:42,047 --> 00:45:44,348 Colleen: ...My stomach got that roller-coaster feeling. 734 00:45:44,350 --> 00:45:46,850 - Austin: You know why? - Colleen: Why? 735 00:45:46,852 --> 00:45:51,154 Austin: Because that moment, that is the moment. 736 00:45:51,156 --> 00:45:55,492 That is the moment when everything is good. 737 00:46:02,934 --> 00:46:04,833 Barton: Half-day? 738 00:46:06,571 --> 00:46:09,039 William: Uh, for us both, it seems. 739 00:46:09,041 --> 00:46:12,642 Barton: How are you progressing with the sex study? 740 00:46:12,644 --> 00:46:14,678 William: Very well. 741 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:15,846 Uh... 742 00:46:15,848 --> 00:46:19,250 We've amassed an unprecedented amount of data. [ Chuckles ] 743 00:46:19,251 --> 00:46:21,518 We've killed a few sacred cows along the way. 744 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,720 We've opened up many new doors. It's, uh... 745 00:46:23,722 --> 00:46:25,389 [ Chuckles ] Well, it's ground-breaking work. 746 00:46:25,391 --> 00:46:28,558 I think a presentation is not too far in the future. 747 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,027 Barton: I look forward to it. 748 00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:38,435 Have you come across any information 749 00:46:38,437 --> 00:46:42,305 about people's abilities to change their sexual habits? 750 00:46:42,307 --> 00:46:45,308 - I-I only ask... - William: I know why you're asking. 751 00:46:46,744 --> 00:46:49,546 Uh, I've run across a few treatments. 752 00:46:49,548 --> 00:46:52,048 Uh, I can't verify they work. 753 00:46:52,050 --> 00:46:54,151 Barton: I've also been doing some reading. 754 00:46:54,153 --> 00:46:58,054 Apparently, there's, uh... Aversion therapy... 755 00:46:58,056 --> 00:47:01,938 - And electroshock. - William: Jesus, Barton. 756 00:47:02,494 --> 00:47:04,761 Barton: Wha... 757 00:47:06,831 --> 00:47:08,198 William: [ Sighs ] 758 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,868 I do know a psychologist in New York, Dr. Sandor Rado. 759 00:47:11,870 --> 00:47:14,438 He's been touting something he calls 760 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,073 "Adaptational Psychodynamics." 761 00:47:17,075 --> 00:47:19,309 Barton: Hmm. 762 00:47:19,311 --> 00:47:22,679 Sounds like something Pavlov did to dogs. 763 00:47:22,681 --> 00:47:26,516 William: It's a form of aversion therapy. 764 00:47:26,518 --> 00:47:29,019 Patient's given a drug... Apomorphine. 765 00:47:29,021 --> 00:47:31,321 It induces nausea while the patient engages 766 00:47:31,323 --> 00:47:34,491 in the behavior that he wishes to change. 767 00:47:34,493 --> 00:47:39,799 The hope is the brain rewires itself to perceive the activity it used to enjoy 768 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:43,400 as, uh... repulsive. 769 00:47:46,270 --> 00:47:48,772 I wish I could be of more help. 770 00:47:50,975 --> 00:47:53,510 Barton: You're standing here. 771 00:47:53,512 --> 00:47:55,779 That's enough. 772 00:47:58,082 --> 00:48:01,151 William: [ Sighs ] 773 00:48:03,287 --> 00:48:04,771 [ Knock on door ] 774 00:48:05,068 --> 00:48:07,390 Dr. DePaul, if I can bend your ear? 775 00:48:07,392 --> 00:48:10,861 Lillian: Are you ready to hatch a plan to raid the hospital's coffers? 776 00:48:10,863 --> 00:48:13,129 William: It's about, uh, a smaller matter. 777 00:48:13,131 --> 00:48:15,565 Uh, Mrs. Johnson might come to you 778 00:48:15,567 --> 00:48:17,968 to, uh, sign up for another class. 779 00:48:17,970 --> 00:48:21,638 Um, I would appreciate it if you would tell me if she does. 780 00:48:22,507 --> 00:48:25,075 Lillian: You can't ask her yourself? 781 00:48:26,844 --> 00:48:28,612 William: [ Sighs ] 782 00:48:30,481 --> 00:48:35,151 Mrs. Johnson has a tendency to overfill her plate. 783 00:48:35,153 --> 00:48:37,988 Her work on the study is time-consuming... 784 00:48:37,990 --> 00:48:40,323 Uh, important. 785 00:48:40,325 --> 00:48:42,993 Lillian: Her course work is getting in the way? 786 00:48:42,995 --> 00:48:46,329 William: Well, the study needs to be a priority. 787 00:48:46,331 --> 00:48:49,332 Lillian: Because if she did manage to stand on her own two feet, 788 00:48:49,334 --> 00:48:52,002 that would mean she could walk away. 789 00:48:53,671 --> 00:48:55,338 Fine. 790 00:48:55,340 --> 00:48:57,541 You help me, I'll help you. 791 00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:08,224 Ethan: Save my spot, will you? 792 00:49:09,796 --> 00:49:11,154 I have a little something I want to... 793 00:49:11,156 --> 00:49:12,889 - Vivian: Good morning. - Ethan: Good morning. 794 00:49:12,891 --> 00:49:15,091 Vivian: How do you feel about German? 795 00:49:15,093 --> 00:49:17,193 Ethan: The language? 796 00:49:17,195 --> 00:49:18,995 Vivian: Good housekeeping has a schnitzel recipe 797 00:49:18,997 --> 00:49:21,197 that I thought I could come around and cook for you tonight. 798 00:49:21,199 --> 00:49:23,133 Ethan: Actually, I have plans tonight. 799 00:49:23,135 --> 00:49:26,469 And so do you. I'm taking you out, someplace special. 800 00:49:26,717 --> 00:49:30,186 - Vivian: Where are we going? - Ethan: Top secret. Wear a dress. 801 00:49:30,188 --> 00:49:32,354 Vivian: Ooh, tea length or floor length? 802 00:49:32,356 --> 00:49:33,823 Ethan: Surprise me. 803 00:49:33,825 --> 00:49:35,825 Vivian: But is the restaurant formal? Should I wear gloves? 804 00:49:35,827 --> 00:49:37,860 - Ethan: It's Delmonico’s. - Vivian: Delmonico's?! 805 00:49:37,862 --> 00:49:40,062 My cousin Frances went to Delmonico’s with a boyfriend, 806 00:49:40,064 --> 00:49:42,698 and she came back with a fiancé. 807 00:49:42,700 --> 00:49:44,266 Ethan: Really?! 808 00:49:44,268 --> 00:49:46,402 Vivian: All the girls in the dorm call it "The Hitching Post." 809 00:49:46,404 --> 00:49:49,438 Should I be getting a manicure or something to show off tomorrow? 810 00:49:51,074 --> 00:49:52,308 Ethan: A manicure is never a bad idea. 811 00:49:52,310 --> 00:49:53,876 Vivian: Is it a brilliant cut or an emerald cut? 812 00:49:53,878 --> 00:49:55,144 - The diamond. - Ethan: I-I don't know. 813 00:49:55,146 --> 00:49:57,112 Vivian: W-well, they're completely different styles. 814 00:49:57,114 --> 00:49:58,314 One's round. The other's rectangular. 815 00:49:58,316 --> 00:50:01,316 - I-I think it's kind of football shaped. - Vivian: A marquise cut? 816 00:50:02,085 --> 00:50:03,352 Ethan: I suppose I'd have to look. 817 00:50:03,354 --> 00:50:05,287 Vivian: [ Chuckles ] 818 00:50:05,289 --> 00:50:07,489 Yes! Yes, I'll marry you! 819 00:50:07,491 --> 00:50:08,657 [ Laughs ] 820 00:50:08,659 --> 00:50:09,758 [ Squeals ] 821 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,862 Oh, my God! I have to call my mother! 822 00:50:12,864 --> 00:50:15,431 Dennis: Hey, doc. You're up. 823 00:50:20,303 --> 00:50:22,371 [ Elevator bell dings ] 824 00:50:22,373 --> 00:50:24,540 [ Indistinct conversations ] 825 00:50:27,444 --> 00:50:28,878 Virginia: Dr. Langham. 826 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,213 I was wondering if a new bone disease had been discovered, 827 00:50:31,215 --> 00:50:32,448 we hadn't seen you in so long. 828 00:50:32,450 --> 00:50:34,516 Austin: I want back in the study. 829 00:50:34,518 --> 00:50:37,219 That, um... issue 830 00:50:37,221 --> 00:50:41,390 I was dealing with that time before, it's no longer an issue. 831 00:50:41,392 --> 00:50:44,126 Virginia: Oh, meaning you want back in the study with Jane? 832 00:50:44,128 --> 00:50:47,196 Austin: It doesn't have to be Jane. No, you and Bill have a study to run. 833 00:50:47,198 --> 00:50:48,697 I understand that. 834 00:50:48,699 --> 00:50:50,132 Whoever you want to put me with is fine. 835 00:50:50,134 --> 00:50:52,568 In fact, I'm open to anyone, everyone. 836 00:50:52,570 --> 00:50:54,536 I know it's all in the service to science. 837 00:50:54,538 --> 00:50:56,005 Virginia: Right. 838 00:50:56,007 --> 00:50:59,074 Well, yeah, we could always use good subjects. 839 00:50:59,076 --> 00:51:02,413 Austin: I'm better than good. I'm back. Excuse me. 840 00:51:02,758 --> 00:51:04,858 Virginia: Then I'll sign you up. 841 00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,289 Barton: One of the perks of being a doctor... 842 00:51:13,291 --> 00:51:16,458 I can let myself into the dispensary anytime I want. 843 00:51:16,460 --> 00:51:19,428 - Dale: But the point of this drug... - Barton: Apomorphine. 844 00:51:19,430 --> 00:51:21,297 Dale: ...Is to make you sick? 845 00:51:21,299 --> 00:51:22,298 Barton: [ Sighs ] 846 00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:27,269 I take it, and you... Pleasure yourself. 847 00:51:27,271 --> 00:51:28,637 Maybe just sit there. 848 00:51:28,639 --> 00:51:31,273 Point is, I look at you, I get sick, 849 00:51:31,275 --> 00:51:35,611 and then I'm cured of this terrible habit. 850 00:51:36,780 --> 00:51:39,505 Dale: [ Scoffs ] I don't know. It doesn't seem right. 851 00:51:40,117 --> 00:51:41,850 Barton: I'm paying you. 852 00:51:43,053 --> 00:51:44,653 Dale: I don't think that's the point! 853 00:51:44,655 --> 00:51:47,256 Barton: It is the point. It's why you're here, isn't it? 854 00:51:47,258 --> 00:51:51,193 If I stopped paying, it's not as if you'd ask to see me again. 855 00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:53,832 - Dale: I like your company. - Barton: Oh, don't hustle me. 856 00:51:54,898 --> 00:51:56,231 Dale: Who says it's a hustle? 857 00:51:56,233 --> 00:51:58,467 Barton: Because there is no universe where you and I 858 00:51:58,469 --> 00:52:02,037 are anything other than a business transaction! 859 00:52:09,579 --> 00:52:11,981 I'll pay you double... 860 00:52:11,983 --> 00:52:15,684 Triple, whatever you want. 861 00:52:15,686 --> 00:52:17,419 Don't make me beg for this. 862 00:52:17,421 --> 00:52:20,189 Dale: [ Scoffs ] 863 00:52:20,191 --> 00:52:23,459 [ Voice breaking ] I'm just trying to picture it. 864 00:52:23,461 --> 00:52:26,061 I sit across from you, and you vomit. 865 00:52:26,063 --> 00:52:27,296 [ Laughs ] 866 00:52:27,298 --> 00:52:30,766 Hell, if I wanted that reaction, I could just go home and visit my parents. 867 00:52:30,768 --> 00:52:32,301 [ Laughs ] 868 00:52:37,173 --> 00:52:39,341 I'm not proud of this! 869 00:52:39,343 --> 00:52:41,477 I mean... 870 00:52:41,479 --> 00:52:43,779 Do I look in the mirror and wish that I was someone else? 871 00:52:43,781 --> 00:52:46,849 Maybe once a day. But then I think... 872 00:52:46,851 --> 00:52:48,884 Fuck them. 873 00:52:48,886 --> 00:52:51,186 I mean it. Fuck them! 874 00:52:51,188 --> 00:52:54,189 Barton: Don't be a child. 875 00:52:54,191 --> 00:52:58,827 Dale: Because I'm the one cowering in a dark room like a baby? 876 00:52:58,829 --> 00:53:00,396 No. 877 00:53:01,998 --> 00:53:05,858 There's only one person that gets to be sickened by me. 878 00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:09,671 And that's me. 879 00:53:11,307 --> 00:53:12,674 Everybody else... 880 00:53:14,711 --> 00:53:17,246 ...They can go fuck themselves. 881 00:53:25,955 --> 00:53:28,957 You should change your mind. 882 00:53:31,715 --> 00:53:34,784 When you do, you know where to find me. 883 00:53:45,196 --> 00:53:46,629 [ Door slams ] 884 00:53:50,634 --> 00:53:54,003 [ Tango music plays ] 885 00:54:08,552 --> 00:54:10,553 [ Both laugh ] 886 00:54:10,555 --> 00:54:14,490 Walter: Look at this. Somebody's gonna have to give me lessons. 887 00:54:14,492 --> 00:54:16,125 I hope my wife is watching, 888 00:54:16,127 --> 00:54:19,963 because she would be proud of this tango. 889 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:24,100 You know, I heard somewhere your feet can cover five miles in a night of dancing. 890 00:54:24,102 --> 00:54:29,372 And I figured my wife and I must have danced the tango from here to Zanzibar. 891 00:54:29,374 --> 00:54:32,041 Libby: What a lovely story. 892 00:54:34,979 --> 00:54:36,946 Walter: [ Breathing heavily ] 893 00:54:36,948 --> 00:54:38,848 Mrs. Masters? 894 00:54:38,850 --> 00:54:40,550 Mrs. Masters?! 895 00:54:44,822 --> 00:54:48,157 - You're sure I can't call your husband? - Libby: Oh, I feel fine. 896 00:54:48,159 --> 00:54:51,241 And I don't want to worry him till we know what's going on. 897 00:54:52,162 --> 00:54:55,331 You were so good to bring me, Walter, but y-you don't have to stay. 898 00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:57,200 Walter: I don't have anywhere to be. 899 00:54:58,702 --> 00:55:01,537 Ingram: Mrs. Masters? I'll be quick. 900 00:55:01,539 --> 00:55:04,240 You can have your boy bring the car around. 901 00:55:04,242 --> 00:55:06,609 Libby: Oh, he's not my boy, he's, um... 902 00:55:08,512 --> 00:55:10,786 Uh, he's the handyman. 903 00:55:12,516 --> 00:55:14,584 Walter: I'll wait outside. 904 00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:17,687 Ingram: Well, I think we found our culprit. 905 00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:20,149 Your blood pressure is 100/65. 906 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,524 Libby: That's very low. 907 00:55:21,526 --> 00:55:24,961 Ingram: Yes, but a little hypotension is nothing to fret about. 908 00:55:24,963 --> 00:55:26,163 It's your hormones. 909 00:55:26,164 --> 00:55:28,631 They cause your blood vessels to widen, 910 00:55:28,633 --> 00:55:30,533 increase the blood flow to the baby. 911 00:55:30,658 --> 00:55:32,191 Libby: To the... 912 00:55:32,193 --> 00:55:34,693 Ingram: We see it all the time in the first trimester. 913 00:55:34,695 --> 00:55:36,128 It's harmless. 914 00:55:36,130 --> 00:55:37,563 So long as you don't get too dizzy, 915 00:55:37,565 --> 00:55:40,166 your pregnancy should proceed without any problems at all. 916 00:56:23,343 --> 00:56:25,277 William: How did your exam go? 917 00:56:25,279 --> 00:56:28,581 Virginia: [ Sighs ] I have no idea. 918 00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:32,818 You should see the other students in the class. 919 00:56:32,820 --> 00:56:36,689 I am quite the outsider in that world. 920 00:56:36,691 --> 00:56:39,191 In many worlds, I suppose. 921 00:56:40,427 --> 00:56:41,627 William: Not here. 922 00:56:51,471 --> 00:56:54,874 Virginia: I'm not even sure I'll keep taking classes. 923 00:56:54,876 --> 00:56:58,077 We're plenty busy here. 924 00:56:58,079 --> 00:57:02,848 William: Well, whatever you decide. It's up to you. 925 00:57:05,585 --> 00:57:07,820 [ Light switch clicks ] 926 00:57:07,822 --> 00:57:10,022 [ Projector running ] 927 00:57:16,229 --> 00:57:20,799 Virginia: I thought you disabled the vibrating function. 928 00:57:20,801 --> 00:57:22,701 William: I did. That's Lester's hands shaking. 929 00:57:22,703 --> 00:57:25,171 Virginia: [ Chuckles ] 930 00:57:25,173 --> 00:57:28,040 Well, in his defense, I don't think he's ever seen 931 00:57:28,042 --> 00:57:30,976 the outside of a vagina, let alone the inside of one. 932 00:57:30,978 --> 00:57:32,478 William: [ Chuckles ] 933 00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:43,255 I think that's the refractory period ending. 934 00:57:43,839 --> 00:57:48,096 The time between resolution and secondary arousal... 935 00:57:48,329 --> 00:57:51,030 13 minutes, 3 seconds. 936 00:57:52,465 --> 00:57:55,668 Virginia: I cannot believe you find this footage arousing. 937 00:57:55,670 --> 00:57:58,204 William: No, it's not the footage. 938 00:57:58,206 --> 00:58:01,340 It's the fact that we're the only two people in the world 939 00:58:01,342 --> 00:58:03,943 who've seen it.