1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:05,752 --> 00:00:07,253 All right, guys. 3 00:00:07,254 --> 00:00:09,255 This is what we've been practicing for. 4 00:00:09,256 --> 00:00:13,335 This defining moment will make or break our band. 5 00:00:13,336 --> 00:00:14,666 Milton's right. 6 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:18,701 We gotta play like we've never played before. 7 00:00:18,702 --> 00:00:21,364 [Classical music playing] 8 00:00:21,365 --> 00:00:23,045 _. 9 00:00:23,707 --> 00:00:26,041 What are they doing? 10 00:00:26,042 --> 00:00:29,044 The school cut funding for their club, so they're trying to raise money. 11 00:00:29,045 --> 00:00:32,147 They'd probably make more money if they stopped playing. 12 00:00:32,148 --> 00:00:34,372 Guys, you are not gonna believe it. 13 00:00:34,373 --> 00:00:36,919 Donnie Parker is moving. Do you know what that means? 14 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:41,394 Yes, I do. He's not gonna be living here anymore. 15 00:00:41,395 --> 00:00:43,460 No, it means the coolest band in school, 16 00:00:43,461 --> 00:00:45,632 the Gutter Rats, are gonna be looking for a new member. 17 00:00:45,633 --> 00:00:48,133 They're the favorites to win next week's Battle of the Bands, 18 00:00:48,134 --> 00:00:50,374 and I'm auditioning to be their lead guitarist tomorrow. 19 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:52,167 You know, I might audition too. 20 00:00:52,168 --> 00:00:54,136 Jerry, you can't play the guitar. 21 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,223 And you can't dance, Kim, but that doesn't stop 22 00:00:56,224 --> 00:01:01,144 your little freak show every year at The Prom. 23 00:01:02,078 --> 00:01:04,663 All right, guys. Let's see how much we made. 24 00:01:04,664 --> 00:01:06,764 [Groans] 25 00:01:10,526 --> 00:01:15,725 18 cents, two apple cores, and a note that says... 26 00:01:15,726 --> 00:01:18,694 "Please don't ever play music again". 27 00:01:18,695 --> 00:01:20,216 Kids can be so hurtful. 28 00:01:20,217 --> 00:01:22,931 That was from our music teacher. 29 00:01:22,932 --> 00:01:25,324 [Rock music playing] 30 00:01:25,325 --> 00:01:26,329 - ♪ Don't... - ♪Don't... 31 00:01:26,330 --> 00:01:27,310 - ♪You... - ♪You... 32 00:01:27,311 --> 00:01:28,569 ♪Get all tough with me! 33 00:01:28,570 --> 00:01:29,316 ♪I'm saying... 34 00:01:29,317 --> 00:01:30,325 - ♪Won't... - ♪Won't... 35 00:01:30,326 --> 00:01:31,252 - ♪You... - ♪You... 36 00:01:31,253 --> 00:01:32,673 ♪Come kick it with me? 37 00:01:32,674 --> 00:01:34,942 ♪And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 38 00:01:34,943 --> 00:01:36,844 - ♪That's just how we do. - ♪Come on! 39 00:01:36,845 --> 00:01:42,013 ♪And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kicking it with you. 40 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,038 ♪Here we go, let's start the party! 41 00:01:44,039 --> 00:01:45,588 ♪Chop it up like it's karate. 42 00:01:45,589 --> 00:01:46,957 ♪Everybody! 43 00:01:46,958 --> 00:01:48,243 - ♪Don't... - ♪ Don't... 44 00:01:48,244 --> 00:01:49,260 - ♪You... - ♪You... 45 00:01:49,261 --> 00:01:50,480 ♪Get all tough with me! 46 00:01:50,481 --> 00:01:51,216 ♪I'm saying... 47 00:01:51,217 --> 00:01:52,255 - ♪ Won't... - ♪Won't... 48 00:01:52,256 --> 00:01:53,165 - ♪You... - ♪You... 49 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:54,628 ♪Come kick it with me? 50 00:01:54,629 --> 00:01:57,185 ♪And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 51 00:01:57,186 --> 00:01:58,916 - ♪That's just how we do. - ♪Come on! 52 00:01:58,917 --> 00:02:04,817 ♪And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kicking it with you. 53 00:02:05,571 --> 00:02:07,611 [Music] 54 00:02:08,882 --> 00:02:11,762 [Instruments tuning] 55 00:02:12,813 --> 00:02:16,323 We have to figure out a way to raise money for our classical music club. 56 00:02:16,324 --> 00:02:19,160 I know. We desperately need new instruments. 57 00:02:19,161 --> 00:02:25,061 That piccolo used to be a piece of plumbing from the sink in the faculty lounge. 58 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,347 All right, guys. Clear out. 59 00:02:30,348 --> 00:02:32,957 Time for some real musicians to use the room. 60 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:35,658 Uh, for your information, we are real musicians. 61 00:02:35,659 --> 00:02:38,321 Then why is he playing something that used to be part of a toilet? 62 00:02:38,322 --> 00:02:40,898 [Gasps] You said it came from the sink! 63 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:42,879 [Gags] 64 00:02:46,794 --> 00:02:48,783 Hey, Jack. Why are you here? 65 00:02:48,784 --> 00:02:51,508 I'm here to audition for the Gutter Rats. Why don't you stick around? 66 00:02:51,509 --> 00:02:57,248 Oh, I'm not allowed to. My mother says rock music will give me the naughty thoughts. 67 00:02:57,249 --> 00:02:59,829 But good luck. 68 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,887 Okay. Let's do this. 69 00:03:02,888 --> 00:03:05,056 Jack Brewer, you're up first. 70 00:03:05,057 --> 00:03:09,677 You got 15 seconds to blow me away, dude. 71 00:03:09,761 --> 00:03:12,761 [Guitar riff playing] 72 00:03:18,770 --> 00:03:21,205 Okay, thanks, Jack. 73 00:03:21,206 --> 00:03:22,807 You can leave. 74 00:03:22,808 --> 00:03:27,128 Oh, so I should probably just go then? 75 00:03:27,698 --> 00:03:32,049 And when you get out there, tell the rest of those guys to go home. 76 00:03:32,050 --> 00:03:33,851 Because you're our new lead guitarist. 77 00:03:33,852 --> 00:03:36,120 What?! Oh, dude, are you kidding me?! 78 00:03:36,121 --> 00:03:38,455 - That's awesome! - Dude, dude. 79 00:03:38,456 --> 00:03:40,791 You're a Gutter Rat now. 80 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:42,793 You gotta be cool. 81 00:03:42,794 --> 00:03:45,523 [Low voice] I mean, yeah. That's... that's pretty cool. 82 00:03:45,524 --> 00:03:49,900 With your help, we're gonna win the Battle of the Bands and the $1,000 prize. 83 00:03:49,901 --> 00:03:54,124 Plus, we just found out the celebrity Judge is Izzy Gunnar from Kung Fu Lightning. 84 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:57,425 Izzy Gunnar, I know him! 85 00:03:58,210 --> 00:04:01,846 [Low voice] I mean, whatever, dude. 86 00:04:01,847 --> 00:04:04,065 ♪ Kickin' it with you! 87 00:04:04,066 --> 00:04:07,629 Rudy, calm down. You're overreacting. It's just a typo. 88 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:11,906 The ad you sold me in your school newspaper was supposed to read "special rate; 89 00:04:11,907 --> 00:04:13,752 Lifetime membership for three people". 90 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,542 Uh, what does that say? 91 00:04:15,543 --> 00:04:19,487 "Lifetime membership for free, people". 92 00:04:19,488 --> 00:04:22,012 Well, dude, you trusted me with spelling, words, and numbers. 93 00:04:22,013 --> 00:04:24,118 What good could come from that? 94 00:04:24,119 --> 00:04:27,856 High school almost ruined my life once. I'm not gonna let it happen again. 95 00:04:27,857 --> 00:04:30,974 I need my squeezy stress balls. 96 00:04:30,975 --> 00:04:33,827 Rudy, Rudy, I took care of it. I got down to the school at 5:00 97 00:04:33,828 --> 00:04:36,442 this morning and grabbed every newspaper before they went out. 98 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:40,491 You see that, Rudy? There's no problem. Kim got every copy. 99 00:04:40,492 --> 00:04:41,293 [Sighs] 100 00:04:41,294 --> 00:04:43,934 Not every copy! 101 00:04:44,481 --> 00:04:48,997 I'm here for my lifetime membership for free, people. 102 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:50,883 And that's gonna be a while. 103 00:04:50,884 --> 00:04:54,098 My grandpa's 114, and he lives with his father. 104 00:04:54,099 --> 00:04:56,199 [Groans] 105 00:04:57,169 --> 00:04:59,329 [Murmurs] 106 00:05:08,562 --> 00:05:11,644 You don't think the snorkel's a little overkill? 107 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:14,705 No, I don't, Milton. 108 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,922 You know, a person can drown in three inches of water. 109 00:05:17,923 --> 00:05:23,823 I danced with death last summer in my grandmother's bird bath. 110 00:05:24,094 --> 00:05:27,624 Oh, Carol and Darcy are back again. 111 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:30,635 - They don't even have bikes. - Well, they're not here for the bikes. 112 00:05:30,636 --> 00:05:34,416 They're here for the gun show. 113 00:05:34,464 --> 00:05:36,684 [Giggling] 114 00:05:36,775 --> 00:05:39,715 [Rock music playing] 115 00:05:56,828 --> 00:05:59,048 [Giggling] 116 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:06,680 Look at those nerds. 117 00:06:06,681 --> 00:06:08,401 Let's hit them with some dirt bombs. 118 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:12,428 I can't do that. One of those guys is my friend, and he's not a nerd. 119 00:06:12,429 --> 00:06:14,469 Really? 120 00:06:16,597 --> 00:06:18,991 Okay, well, I do see your point. 121 00:06:18,992 --> 00:06:22,787 I'm not gonna hit him with a dirt bomb. And you guys aren't either. 122 00:06:22,788 --> 00:06:25,505 You know what? You're right. 123 00:06:25,506 --> 00:06:28,025 Jack, here's a donation. 124 00:06:28,026 --> 00:06:29,658 Go put it in their bucket. 125 00:06:29,659 --> 00:06:35,179 Thanks. You see? Fellow musicians. That's more like it. 126 00:06:37,267 --> 00:06:38,912 Oh, thanks, Jack. 127 00:06:38,913 --> 00:06:41,172 Oh, no, man. It's not from me. It's from the Gutter Rats. 128 00:06:41,173 --> 00:06:44,473 - Oh. - And so is this. 129 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,160 - Ow! - Oh! 130 00:06:47,813 --> 00:06:49,669 [Shouting, grunts] 131 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:51,148 Oh, and Jack? 132 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:54,449 You're out of the band. 133 00:06:57,661 --> 00:06:59,156 - Hup. - Rudy? 134 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:01,125 - Good job, guys. - Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy. 135 00:07:01,126 --> 00:07:03,994 - Again. Again. - Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy... 136 00:07:03,995 --> 00:07:07,535 He's a little busy, Albert! 137 00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:10,117 I want him to watch me hit the fake man. 138 00:07:10,118 --> 00:07:12,338 [Chuckles] 139 00:07:12,971 --> 00:07:15,450 Bah! [Whimpers] 140 00:07:15,451 --> 00:07:17,925 I think I'm getting better. 141 00:07:17,926 --> 00:07:21,078 - You're really not. - Oh, really? 142 00:07:21,079 --> 00:07:25,819 Well, watch what I can do with a Bo Staff. 143 00:07:27,219 --> 00:07:29,136 - Albert, Albert. - What? 144 00:07:29,137 --> 00:07:31,628 Look, maybe karate just isn't your thing. 145 00:07:31,629 --> 00:07:33,757 Well, not yet, but... 146 00:07:33,758 --> 00:07:38,128 I've got plenty of time to learn because you're my Sensei for life. 147 00:07:38,129 --> 00:07:40,114 Which means I'm here until one of us dies... 148 00:07:40,115 --> 00:07:43,715 Please let it be me! [Cries] 149 00:07:43,835 --> 00:07:45,776 ♪ Here we go, let's start the party. 150 00:07:45,777 --> 00:07:48,729 ♪ Chop it up like it's karate. 151 00:07:48,730 --> 00:07:51,034 Hey, why are you guys packing up? 152 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:54,293 We didn't raise enough money to save the classical music club. 153 00:07:54,294 --> 00:07:56,900 We only made 49 bucks from Carol and Darcy, 154 00:07:56,901 --> 00:08:00,951 which by the way, made me feel dirtier than the dirt bombs. 155 00:08:00,952 --> 00:08:03,754 You're not a quitter, Milton. You guys aren't gonna give up. 156 00:08:03,755 --> 00:08:05,795 [Sighs] 157 00:08:06,091 --> 00:08:10,111 What if you guys had 1,000 bucks? 158 00:08:10,412 --> 00:08:13,595 Well, that's what the winner of the Battle of the Bands gets. 159 00:08:13,596 --> 00:08:15,696 [Laughs] 160 00:08:16,902 --> 00:08:20,154 Battle of the Bands? [Cackles] Us? 161 00:08:20,155 --> 00:08:22,840 Come on, Jack. Sidney plays the toilet. 162 00:08:22,841 --> 00:08:25,142 It's true. It's true. 163 00:08:25,143 --> 00:08:27,077 All right, laugh all you want. 164 00:08:27,078 --> 00:08:30,180 If that's what that is. 165 00:08:30,181 --> 00:08:32,907 The Gutter Rats don't deserve to win. They're jerks. 166 00:08:32,908 --> 00:08:36,933 And when it comes down to it, you guys are probably better musicians, aren't you? 167 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:37,963 Well, yeah. 168 00:08:37,964 --> 00:08:40,090 Well, I'm gonna turn you guys into rock stars. 169 00:08:40,091 --> 00:08:42,159 Who's in? 170 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,550 Rock and roll on three. 171 00:08:43,551 --> 00:08:45,324 One, two, three! 172 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,351 [Apathetic] Rock and roll. 173 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:48,919 Come on, guys. 174 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,646 Pretend you're playing Swords and Magic with a Hobbit, a robot, 175 00:08:51,647 --> 00:08:55,105 and a Warrior Princess in a golden bathing suit. 176 00:08:55,106 --> 00:08:58,466 [Energetic] Rock and roll! 177 00:08:59,167 --> 00:09:03,988 ♪And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kicking it with you! 178 00:09:03,989 --> 00:09:07,176 I don't know why we can't just use the instruments we have. 179 00:09:07,177 --> 00:09:08,854 Instruments are like animals. 180 00:09:08,855 --> 00:09:10,948 And yours are the boring ones at the petting zoo 181 00:09:10,949 --> 00:09:13,049 like the bunny or the little lamb. 182 00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:16,268 - I'm gonna be a lamb for Halloween... - Sidney. 183 00:09:16,269 --> 00:09:20,306 All we have to do is make a few adjustments to turn you guys into rockers. 184 00:09:20,307 --> 00:09:25,277 Teddy, you play the kettle drums, so we're gonna stay in percussion and give you... 185 00:09:25,278 --> 00:09:27,144 A rock drum kit! 186 00:09:27,145 --> 00:09:29,348 - Whoa. - Ooh. 187 00:09:29,349 --> 00:09:32,730 Now, Sidney, we're gonna turn your cello on its side 188 00:09:32,731 --> 00:09:35,673 and replace it with its cooler, hipper cousin... 189 00:09:35,674 --> 00:09:38,023 The bass guitar. 190 00:09:38,024 --> 00:09:41,144 It's bedtime, Cecelia. 191 00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:45,898 I don't want her to see this. 192 00:09:45,899 --> 00:09:47,249 Milton. 193 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:53,150 You can play the piano, so we're gonna put you on the electric keyboard. 194 00:09:58,245 --> 00:10:01,065 [Plays piano riff] 195 00:10:05,085 --> 00:10:07,236 I feel so... 196 00:10:07,237 --> 00:10:09,097 Bad. 197 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,989 Now, Oliver, you've been classically trained to play the lute. 198 00:10:13,990 --> 00:10:17,170 So you're gonna get... 199 00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:21,233 Uh, the cowbell. 200 00:10:21,234 --> 00:10:25,014 - The cowbell? But... - Cowbell! 201 00:10:25,972 --> 00:10:28,241 I'll play lead guitar and sing. 202 00:10:28,242 --> 00:10:31,243 And that's all it takes for us to become a winning rock band? 203 00:10:31,244 --> 00:10:34,515 No, there's one more thing. Every rock star has his signature move. 204 00:10:34,516 --> 00:10:38,836 For example, Mick Jagger has his strut. 205 00:10:39,252 --> 00:10:42,383 David Lee Roth has his kick. 206 00:10:42,384 --> 00:10:44,998 It's what makes them different from everybody else. 207 00:10:44,999 --> 00:10:47,759 Oh, we got this. 208 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:54,864 Well, you know what? Maybe we'll be one of those cool bands that doesn't move so much. 209 00:10:54,865 --> 00:10:56,785 Okay? 210 00:11:00,277 --> 00:11:02,983 ♪Boom-shalla, boom-shalla. Come on, yeah! 211 00:11:02,984 --> 00:11:05,122 ♪Boom-shalla, boom-shalla. Boom boom boom! 212 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,343 ♪Boom-shalla, boom-shalla. Boom boom, yeah! 213 00:11:07,344 --> 00:11:09,677 ♪Boom-shalla, boom-shalla. Boom boom boom! 214 00:11:09,678 --> 00:11:11,617 - Take it, Kim! - No! 215 00:11:11,618 --> 00:11:14,420 ♪Boom-shalla, boom-shalla. Come on, yeah. 216 00:11:14,421 --> 00:11:17,417 Kim. Did you know that he eats in the shower? 217 00:11:17,418 --> 00:11:20,332 I found half a turkey leg in the soap dish. 218 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:25,073 Oh, good. [Chuckles] I was looking for that. 219 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:29,300 [Whispers] Guys. Guys. Come here. 220 00:11:29,463 --> 00:11:32,516 Albert said he wasn't gonna leave here until he mastered karate. 221 00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,601 So I'm gonna make him a Grand Master. 222 00:11:34,602 --> 00:11:37,437 He'll think he has nothing left to learn and he'll leave. 223 00:11:37,438 --> 00:11:40,101 - That's brilliant. - I love you, Rudy. 224 00:11:40,102 --> 00:11:41,491 Uh, Albert? 225 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,044 - Yeah? What? - Albert... 226 00:11:43,045 --> 00:11:45,059 - Huh? - Can I please speak with you? 227 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:47,759 Is this about me barfing in your locker? 228 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,710 You barfed in my locker? 229 00:11:49,711 --> 00:11:51,511 No. 230 00:11:52,430 --> 00:11:57,089 I was reviewing your progress, and it has exceeded my expectations. 231 00:11:57,090 --> 00:12:01,890 So I've decided to make you a Grand Master. 232 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:04,398 Wow. 233 00:12:04,399 --> 00:12:06,383 That's the highest of the high. 234 00:12:06,384 --> 00:12:09,984 Surely there is nothing left to teach him. 235 00:12:09,985 --> 00:12:13,041 You are a Grand Master now. 236 00:12:13,042 --> 00:12:14,524 You are a leader. 237 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,803 Now you must go forth and lead others. 238 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:21,648 We shall miss thee, oh great one. 239 00:12:21,649 --> 00:12:23,449 No! 240 00:12:24,468 --> 00:12:28,084 Grand Master Albert's not going anywhere. 241 00:12:28,085 --> 00:12:32,070 It is my duty to lead the people of this dojo. 242 00:12:32,071 --> 00:12:35,840 Rudy, go clean my puke out of your locker. 243 00:12:35,841 --> 00:12:38,781 Jerry, put a bucket of ribs in the shower for me. 244 00:12:38,782 --> 00:12:40,042 Kim-Kim? 245 00:12:40,043 --> 00:12:41,365 Ooh. 246 00:12:41,366 --> 00:12:44,426 ♪Let's spar it up. 247 00:12:50,222 --> 00:12:51,522 Now listen up, guys. 248 00:12:51,523 --> 00:12:54,362 I got us this gig as a little warm-up for the Battle of the Bands. 249 00:12:54,363 --> 00:12:59,164 We're gonna go out there and kick some butt. 250 00:12:59,165 --> 00:13:02,977 I think I sneezed one of my whiskers off on the bus. 251 00:13:02,978 --> 00:13:05,486 Yeah, I don't know if I have the neck muscles for this wig. 252 00:13:05,487 --> 00:13:08,322 This is a lot of hair for a little boy. 253 00:13:08,323 --> 00:13:10,324 Guys, you look great. You ready to rock? 254 00:13:10,325 --> 00:13:11,804 Yeah. Let's do this. 255 00:13:11,805 --> 00:13:14,817 When we walk in there, we walk in like rock stars. 256 00:13:14,818 --> 00:13:17,218 Here we go. 257 00:13:19,719 --> 00:13:23,405 All right, Seaford, this is a group we put together we call ourselves the Wolver... 258 00:13:23,406 --> 00:13:25,986 The Wolverines. 259 00:13:29,344 --> 00:13:31,305 Get ready to rock, Seaford. 260 00:13:31,306 --> 00:13:33,200 One, two, three, four. 261 00:13:33,201 --> 00:13:36,138 ♪Nighttime is daytime without the light. 262 00:13:36,139 --> 00:13:39,823 ♪The only thing to fear here is the fear of fright. 263 00:13:39,824 --> 00:13:43,132 ♪Wolverines of the night sky, a muddy river flow. 264 00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:46,282 ♪Bandages of hope and fear, there's still nowhere to go. 265 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,034 ♪Where is the exit, where is the exit? 266 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,636 ♪- Nowhere to go. - Where is the exit? 267 00:13:49,637 --> 00:13:51,120 ♪- Nowhere to go. - Where is the exit? 268 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,138 ♪- We're staying right here. - Do you see the exit? 269 00:13:53,139 --> 00:13:55,238 ♪- Because there's nowhere to go. - Is there no exit? 270 00:13:55,239 --> 00:13:57,026 ♪Where is the exit, where is the exit? 271 00:13:57,027 --> 00:13:59,896 ♪Where is the exit? 272 00:13:59,897 --> 00:14:01,595 Woo! 273 00:14:01,596 --> 00:14:04,116 Whoa! [Shouts] 274 00:14:04,935 --> 00:14:06,855 Uh... 275 00:14:09,856 --> 00:14:12,208 Where is the rest of the band? 276 00:14:12,209 --> 00:14:17,029 They're in the parking lot trying to de-wedge Milton's shoe from the bass drum. 277 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,438 Izzy. 278 00:14:18,439 --> 00:14:19,848 - Hey hey. - What's happening, man? 279 00:14:19,849 --> 00:14:21,377 - It's been a while, mate. - Yeah. 280 00:14:21,378 --> 00:14:24,273 God, your hair looks good. 281 00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:27,094 Tough gig, though. 282 00:14:27,276 --> 00:14:28,190 You saw that? 283 00:14:28,191 --> 00:14:30,519 Unfortunately, I did. 284 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:34,348 But fortunately, I hadn't eaten yet. 285 00:14:34,349 --> 00:14:38,084 It's not your fault, Jack. You were on stage with a bunch of posers. 286 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:41,490 They're actually really great musicians, man. I just... 287 00:14:41,491 --> 00:14:43,873 I tried to make them into something that they're not. 288 00:14:43,874 --> 00:14:46,809 I once tried to turn a weasel into a lap dog. 289 00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:48,378 Don't do it. 290 00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:51,342 I'm still missing part of my lap. 291 00:14:51,343 --> 00:14:55,117 So you're saying if they're weasels, then I should just let them be weasels. 292 00:14:55,118 --> 00:14:59,027 Most rock stars are trying to be what you say those guys already are. 293 00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,559 Great musicians. 294 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:07,460 - Thanks, man. That's great advice. - I know. Oh! One last thing. 295 00:15:07,509 --> 00:15:09,966 Your voice is... 296 00:15:09,967 --> 00:15:13,259 How do I say this nicely? 297 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,137 It's horrible. 298 00:15:15,138 --> 00:15:17,239 Yeah, it's like wretchedly bad. 299 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,120 Just like... [gags] 300 00:15:21,892 --> 00:15:23,850 I thought you said you were gonna be nice? 301 00:15:23,851 --> 00:15:25,047 I was. 302 00:15:25,048 --> 00:15:27,116 But your voice made me... 303 00:15:27,117 --> 00:15:29,637 Hate my ears. 304 00:15:30,787 --> 00:15:33,247 Cheers, mate. 305 00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:38,910 ♪ Not as cool as kicking it with you! 306 00:15:40,197 --> 00:15:42,777 You guys okay? 307 00:15:56,063 --> 00:15:58,964 No, we're not okay. 308 00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:01,179 It's over. 309 00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:02,666 We failed. 310 00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,581 You guys didn't fail. 311 00:16:04,582 --> 00:16:06,560 I did. 312 00:16:06,561 --> 00:16:08,422 I tried to change you guys into rock stars 313 00:16:08,423 --> 00:16:11,761 instead of letting you guys be who you really are. 314 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,864 And I believe that we can win the Battle of the Bands. 315 00:16:14,865 --> 00:16:16,165 [Cackles] 316 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,206 Sidney. 317 00:16:19,821 --> 00:16:20,855 Come on, Jack. 318 00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:24,974 You want us to go up on stage at Battle of the Bands looking like a bunch of nerds? 319 00:16:24,975 --> 00:16:26,648 Yes. 320 00:16:26,649 --> 00:16:30,112 Yes. In fact, that's exactly what I want you to do. 321 00:16:30,113 --> 00:16:31,969 And all we need is a singer now. 322 00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:34,851 - Jack, I thought you were our singer. - I can't sing and we all know it. 323 00:16:34,852 --> 00:16:36,152 - That's true. - You're horrible. 324 00:16:36,153 --> 00:16:38,674 - You stink. - Terrible. 325 00:16:38,675 --> 00:16:40,585 Well, I could sing. 326 00:16:40,586 --> 00:16:41,828 You can sing? 327 00:16:41,829 --> 00:16:45,834 Yeah. I've never done it in front of people because it's a little scary. 328 00:16:45,835 --> 00:16:49,322 But if we're being who we really are, then let me bring it. 329 00:16:49,323 --> 00:16:52,625 Okay. And if you want, I can do a little backup singing? 330 00:16:52,626 --> 00:16:53,789 Not gonna happen, Jack. 331 00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:59,690 - I could just harmonize. - He said no! So back off, hair bag. 332 00:17:01,728 --> 00:17:05,028 ♪ Kickin' it with you! 333 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,754 Do you think Rudy's new plan's gonna work? 334 00:17:11,755 --> 00:17:14,971 As Grand Master, it's Albert's responsibility to protect the dojo. 335 00:17:14,972 --> 00:17:17,735 So when Rudy shows up dressed like a ninja, it'll scare Albert so bad, 336 00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:21,876 he'll run away and never come back. 337 00:17:24,897 --> 00:17:26,532 Nice commitment. 338 00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:28,624 Oh, no! A ninja! 339 00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:30,327 [Both scream] 340 00:17:30,328 --> 00:17:32,128 No. 341 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:34,093 Not in my dojo! 342 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,914 I got this, guys. 343 00:17:37,213 --> 00:17:39,373 Go away. 344 00:17:39,968 --> 00:17:42,188 [Whimpers] 345 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,145 [Cries] 346 00:17:47,971 --> 00:17:49,723 I hate karate! 347 00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:51,887 It's the Devil's yoga. 348 00:17:51,888 --> 00:17:54,229 I'm never coming back! 349 00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:56,949 Rudy, that was awesome. 350 00:17:56,950 --> 00:18:00,769 Did you see the look on his fa... 351 00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:03,530 Where'd Rudy go? 352 00:18:04,741 --> 00:18:07,441 [Exhales sharply] 353 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,148 Where's Albert? 354 00:18:12,149 --> 00:18:14,369 Uh, Rudy? 355 00:18:14,751 --> 00:18:16,664 How did you get outside? 356 00:18:16,665 --> 00:18:18,185 What do you mean? 357 00:18:18,186 --> 00:18:20,117 A second ago, a ninja fell through the ceiling, 358 00:18:20,118 --> 00:18:22,602 beat the tar out of Albert, and ran him off. 359 00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,368 Well, that wasn't me. 360 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:26,529 Oh, boy. 361 00:18:27,097 --> 00:18:30,458 I gotta call the exterminator. 362 00:18:30,459 --> 00:18:33,879 I think our ninja's back. 363 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,944 [Cheering] 364 00:18:41,945 --> 00:18:45,394 Announcer: Yeah! That was the Gutter Rats. 365 00:18:45,395 --> 00:18:47,731 Now for our last act! 366 00:18:47,732 --> 00:18:53,632 Help me welcome to the stage Milton Krupnick and the Treble Clefs. 367 00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:59,615 [Classical music playing] 368 00:19:06,736 --> 00:19:11,596 - [Audience chattering] - What are they playing? 369 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,960 [Guitar playing] 370 00:19:16,846 --> 00:19:19,786 [Rock music playing] 371 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:32,307 ♪Nighttime is daytime without the light. 372 00:19:32,308 --> 00:19:35,998 ♪The only thing to fear here is the fear of fright. 373 00:19:35,999 --> 00:19:39,184 ♪Wolverines in the night sky, muddy river flow. 374 00:19:39,185 --> 00:19:44,189 ♪Bandages of hope and fear. But still nowhere to go. 375 00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:46,193 ♪Nowhere to go. 376 00:19:46,194 --> 00:19:49,028 ♪Nowhere to go. We're staying right here! 377 00:19:49,029 --> 00:19:53,469 ♪- Because there's... - Nowhere to go! 378 00:19:54,951 --> 00:19:56,931 ♪Ow! 379 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:01,844 [Cheering] 380 00:20:01,845 --> 00:20:03,832 Announcer: I think we have our winners. 381 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:06,486 Keep it going for Milton and the Treble Clefs! 382 00:20:06,487 --> 00:20:08,855 - Yes! - Whoa! 383 00:20:08,856 --> 00:20:10,907 Oh, dude, did you hear that? 384 00:20:10,908 --> 00:20:12,776 They really like us! 385 00:20:12,777 --> 00:20:15,779 That was great. You guys are like real rock stars. 386 00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:17,581 Hey, do you know "surfing the lightning"? 387 00:20:17,582 --> 00:20:19,134 - Uh, yeah. - Of course we do. 388 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:23,704 Good. Because it's like the only song I really know. 389 00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:26,645 [Rock music playing] 390 00:20:27,675 --> 00:20:29,667 ♪Surfing the lightning, surfing the lightning! 391 00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:32,152 ♪Our senses are heightened because we're surfing the lightning. 392 00:20:32,153 --> 00:20:33,957 ♪Surfing the lightning, surfing the lightning. 393 00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:36,286 ♪Our love is all right because we're surfing the lightning. 394 00:20:36,287 --> 00:20:38,211 ♪Surfing the lightning, lightning. 395 00:20:38,212 --> 00:20:39,595 ♪Lightning. 396 00:20:39,596 --> 00:20:41,711 ♪You want to give everyone something to see? 397 00:20:41,712 --> 00:20:45,372 ♪Surf the lightning with me! 398 00:20:46,158 --> 00:20:48,198 [Music] 399 00:20:50,528 --> 00:20:52,250 You got a pretty good voice there, Milton. 400 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,663 How'd you hit the high note during "surfing the lightning"? 401 00:20:54,664 --> 00:21:00,564 Oh, that was easy. Sidney did a spin move with his cello and nailed me in the crotch. 402 00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:04,209 I'm sorry you got stuck with us instead of being in a real rock and roll band. 403 00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:07,188 Are you kidding me, dude? We are a real rock and roll band. 404 00:21:07,189 --> 00:21:10,045 Oi! What are you guys doing? 405 00:21:10,046 --> 00:21:15,917 Well, we're celebrating the victory. You know, having a little party. 406 00:21:15,918 --> 00:21:19,077 No. This is not a party. You guys are rock stars now. 407 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,671 You gotta party like them. 408 00:21:20,672 --> 00:21:21,856 Hey! 409 00:21:21,857 --> 00:21:25,017 We're gonna play Swords and Magic with a Hobbit, 410 00:21:25,018 --> 00:21:29,731 a robot, and a Warrior Princess in a golden bathing suit. 411 00:21:29,732 --> 00:21:32,672 All: Rock and roll! 412 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:38,700 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com.