1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:03,226 Dads is recorded in front of a live studio audience. 2 00:00:03,243 --> 00:00:06,343 ♪ Here I come and I've got presents ♪ 3 00:00:06,344 --> 00:00:09,946 ♪ You just sit right there, I'll bring it to you. ♪ 4 00:00:11,692 --> 00:00:14,276 - Happy Hanukkah, Dad. - No, thank you. 5 00:00:14,277 --> 00:00:15,625 You don't want a gift? 6 00:00:15,660 --> 00:00:19,763 I'm at the point in my life where I can no longer fake excitement. 7 00:00:19,797 --> 00:00:22,565 Don't worry, Dad, I don't expect anything in return. 8 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,235 Good, then you'll love what I didn't get you. 9 00:00:25,269 --> 00:00:28,605 Look, I don't expect anything from you, ever. Nobody does. 10 00:00:28,639 --> 00:00:33,443 What? You think I'm some kind of loser who can't get gifts for his family? 11 00:00:33,477 --> 00:00:35,211 - Sí. - Yes. 12 00:00:35,246 --> 00:00:37,247 Edna, I got something for you, too. 13 00:00:37,281 --> 00:00:39,616 A new car? 14 00:00:39,650 --> 00:00:42,018 No, I just changed the locks on the door. 15 00:00:43,556 --> 00:00:45,342 But I did get you a present. 16 00:00:45,343 --> 00:00:46,977 - What is this? - It's a laptop. 17 00:00:47,124 --> 00:00:49,159 - ¿Que? - For the Internet. 18 00:00:49,193 --> 00:00:52,429 - ¿Que? - You can return it for $1,500. 19 00:00:52,463 --> 00:00:55,165 Thank you, Mr. Eli! 20 00:00:55,199 --> 00:00:58,925 Oh, uh, and I got you something from your wish list. 21 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:02,151 - Is Magic Glo? - Yes. The furniture polish from TV. 22 00:01:02,152 --> 00:01:04,019 The one I hear Jimmy Smits uses. 23 00:01:04,054 --> 00:01:06,889 Jimmy Smits! 24 00:01:16,751 --> 00:01:19,548 Season 1, Episode 11 "The Glitch That Stole Christmas" 25 00:01:19,586 --> 00:01:22,586 Synced by Reef www.addic7ed.com 26 00:01:22,592 --> 00:01:24,728 Hey, what's wrong with you? Why don't you have a drink in your hand? 27 00:01:24,729 --> 00:01:26,272 On, no, no, I got to focus. 28 00:01:26,273 --> 00:01:28,864 Tonight is the one night of the year that Veronica drinks. 29 00:01:28,865 --> 00:01:30,098 Last Christmas, 30 00:01:30,099 --> 00:01:33,672 I got a long end-of-the-night hug with an extra boob press. 31 00:01:33,936 --> 00:01:35,385 - That's good. - Oh. Yeah. 32 00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:39,091 Guys... guys, guys... 33 00:01:39,151 --> 00:01:40,551 Guys. 34 00:01:40,890 --> 00:01:45,722 I don't always say this, but you're good guys. 35 00:01:46,411 --> 00:01:48,011 - Toast! - Whoa! 36 00:01:48,012 --> 00:01:49,613 Toast to the bosses! 37 00:01:49,614 --> 00:01:51,016 - Us. - Us. 38 00:01:51,017 --> 00:01:53,852 Okay, uh, everybody... everybody listen up. 39 00:01:53,853 --> 00:01:55,487 We, uh... 40 00:01:55,488 --> 00:01:58,891 Well, we just want to thank you all for an incredible year, really. 41 00:01:58,892 --> 00:02:00,342 - It's, um... - Yeah. Yeah, as you know, 42 00:02:00,377 --> 00:02:02,144 we couldn't have a Christmas party last year 43 00:02:02,178 --> 00:02:04,480 due to all the protests surrounding our last game, 44 00:02:04,481 --> 00:02:06,531 O Kill All Ye Faithful. 45 00:02:06,965 --> 00:02:10,886 But, uh, tomorrow, thanks to all of your hard work... 46 00:02:10,887 --> 00:02:13,522 A-And the incessant pressuring of the humorless chairman 47 00:02:13,523 --> 00:02:15,342 of the Parents Video Game Council... 48 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:17,838 - That guy. - Yeah, we released 49 00:02:17,894 --> 00:02:21,196 our first family-friendly Christmas game, 50 00:02:21,231 --> 00:02:24,400 Santa's Exciting But Safe Ride. 51 00:02:24,434 --> 00:02:25,668 Cheers, everyone. 52 00:02:25,702 --> 00:02:28,704 - Cheers. - Look what I unwrapped. 53 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:34,671 - Are you gonna move in on that? - Oh, no, no, no. Not yet. 54 00:02:34,672 --> 00:02:38,696 She's still going through the "I don't need a man" stage of drinking right now. 55 00:02:39,931 --> 00:02:42,015 How many different stages are there? 56 00:02:42,050 --> 00:02:46,586 Uh, well, let's see, there's the "Who has a cigarette?" stage, and... 57 00:02:46,621 --> 00:02:51,325 Normally that leads to "My sister's wedding was so beautiful!" stage, 58 00:02:51,359 --> 00:02:57,497 and finally, the "You guys are boring, let's go to a strip club" stage, and... 59 00:02:57,532 --> 00:02:59,900 That, my friend, is where I swoop in. 60 00:02:59,934 --> 00:03:03,985 - Hey, gang. Look who I brought. - Hey. Wow. 61 00:03:03,986 --> 00:03:07,889 Wow, that's Donald Harvey, the head of the Parents Video Game Council. 62 00:03:07,923 --> 00:03:09,287 We were just talking about you. 63 00:03:09,291 --> 00:03:11,492 Hey, I thought you hated us 64 00:03:11,527 --> 00:03:13,761 - ...and everything we stood for. - I do. 65 00:03:13,796 --> 00:03:17,937 But your father told me that you just created a new family-friendly video game. 66 00:03:17,938 --> 00:03:22,925 And I thought that we could maybe present him with a copy personally? 67 00:03:22,926 --> 00:03:25,327 Oh. Wow, Dad, that's actually a great idea. 68 00:03:25,361 --> 00:03:28,274 - Yes, do you want us to sign it for you? - Please don't. 69 00:03:29,914 --> 00:03:33,417 Yeah, we're a company that values the family market, 70 00:03:33,418 --> 00:03:38,461 and my son and I hope that this game proves just how wholesome we can be. 71 00:03:38,462 --> 00:03:40,163 - Well said, Dad. - Thank you. 72 00:03:40,164 --> 00:03:41,944 Thanks for the advance copy. 73 00:03:41,945 --> 00:03:43,445 - I'll keep an open mind. - Great. 74 00:03:43,446 --> 00:03:44,832 All right, all right. 75 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,500 - Let's go to a strip club... - Whoa! 76 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:52,632 Hey, Edna, take a look at this. 77 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,133 What do you think? 78 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:57,903 It says "Eli," and that's a drawing of a race car, 79 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:01,707 'cause 30 years ago, Eli said something about a race car. 80 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:04,477 Is bad. 81 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:07,487 What are you talking about? People love homemade gifts... 82 00:04:07,488 --> 00:04:11,917 - It's the thought that counts. - No. Is gift that counts. 83 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:15,388 You need to get a job and buy something nice for Eli. 84 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:19,558 My last job was at a pet store. I left the heat on, killed 30 birds. 85 00:04:20,914 --> 00:04:22,948 I have job for you. 86 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:26,999 I'm not blowing leaves. 87 00:04:27,614 --> 00:04:30,770 Okay... I have other job for you. 88 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:45,706 So... you have any experience being urinated on by children? 89 00:04:48,544 --> 00:04:51,964 - No. - Well, you'll pick it up. 90 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:55,625 Rule number one - No erections. 91 00:04:58,788 --> 00:05:01,014 Leave it in the parking lot. 92 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:05,129 When you're on my clock, you're totally flaccid. 93 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,564 Done. 94 00:05:09,027 --> 00:05:11,028 Merry Christmas. You're hired. 95 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:15,381 Thanks for helping me find a clean shirt. 96 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:18,851 - Is everyone mad at me? - Oh, of course not. 97 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:21,420 And your sister's wedding sounded beautiful. 98 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,823 Just put your head down on your desk. 99 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,460 Eli. Eli. 100 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,061 Isn't that the programmer we fired 101 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,731 because he looks at people's crotches when he talks to them? 102 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:35,301 I think it is. What is he doing here? 103 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,304 - I don't know. You didn't invite him? - No. We fired him. 104 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,905 - Yeah, that's weird. - Hey, guys. 105 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,108 - Hey! How's it going? - Hey! 106 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,597 You mean since you fired me a week before the holidays? 107 00:05:45,362 --> 00:05:47,763 Yeah. It's going great. 108 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,265 S-So... 109 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:10,402 What are you doing here at the Christmas party? 110 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:12,734 I brought you a gift. 111 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,293 Okay, are we done talking yet? 112 00:06:36,955 --> 00:06:39,964 Yeah, I inserted it in the Christmas game for you. 113 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:42,821 Have a good one. 114 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:50,875 What did he mean by "gift"? 115 00:06:51,153 --> 00:06:54,321 You idiots, he obviously sabotaged the game somehow. 116 00:06:54,567 --> 00:06:56,188 I thought you were drunk. 117 00:06:56,189 --> 00:06:59,541 Asians have an enzyme that sobers them up when money's at stake. 118 00:07:00,444 --> 00:07:02,920 Guys, find out what he did to the game. 119 00:07:02,921 --> 00:07:06,256 Be thorough. Look carefully for anything that could be offensive. 120 00:07:06,291 --> 00:07:09,480 Anything penis-related - testicles, foreskin, grundles, pubic hair. 121 00:07:09,481 --> 00:07:12,037 Anything boob-related - cleavage, nipples, areolas. 122 00:07:12,038 --> 00:07:14,808 Anything vagina-related - clitoris, vulvae, hymen. 123 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:19,254 Anything anus-related - butt cheeks, rectums, hard poop, soft poop, diarrhea. 124 00:07:21,606 --> 00:07:24,842 Uh, actually, I'll take the clitoris. You two could never find it. 125 00:07:24,876 --> 00:07:27,911 Thank you. Ha! Okay. 126 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,721 Did you find anything? 127 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,837 I knew it. 128 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:53,573 Oh, no, you didn't... it-it's much worse. 129 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,475 Well... how much worse? 130 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:58,678 Well, um, you know how in the game 131 00:07:59,063 --> 00:08:02,022 you hear the word "Christmas," like, 8,000 times? 132 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,524 Yeah... 133 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,877 Well, um... 134 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:10,190 That-that word has been replaced with a... 135 00:08:10,224 --> 00:08:11,904 Another word. 136 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:17,697 Well... what word? 137 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,399 I ca... 138 00:08:22,025 --> 00:08:23,859 I can't say it. Warner, tell her. 139 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:27,843 Uh, I can't. I tried to as an experiment once, and I passed out. 140 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,611 W-Well, write it down. 141 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:34,771 - No way! No! No! - Guys! What is it? 142 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:41,621 It's in a lot of rap songs. 143 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,331 Okay, great. Thanks. 144 00:08:45,604 --> 00:08:48,828 Guys, good news. We're in luck. The distributor just got back to me. 145 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,632 - None of the games have been shipped. - Oh, my God! Thank God. 146 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,369 Except for the one that we personally handed 147 00:08:56,403 --> 00:09:00,406 to the African-American chairman of the Parents Video Games Council. 148 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:03,942 What?! When did you do that? 149 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:09,483 When you were busy waving your bra around, yelling, "Who has a cigarette?" 150 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,094 Warner. Warner. 151 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,429 - What are you doing? - I'm packing my desk, 152 00:09:23,464 --> 00:09:25,370 and I'm... going to the beach 153 00:09:25,371 --> 00:09:28,732 and I'm gonna swim out into the ocean until I can't see land. 154 00:09:30,602 --> 00:09:33,671 No, no, no, no. That's the easy way out. 155 00:09:34,706 --> 00:09:36,905 I know. 156 00:09:37,709 --> 00:09:39,775 No, guys, no, there's still time. 157 00:09:39,776 --> 00:09:41,712 We have to get the game back before he plays it. 158 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:45,870 That's a good idea, let me just take my Gummy Bear vitamins before we go, okay? 159 00:09:45,921 --> 00:09:49,587 - No, no, he's trying to O.D. on the... - No! Stop it! 160 00:09:49,621 --> 00:09:52,123 Let me die! Let me die! 161 00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:55,493 No. 162 00:10:00,829 --> 00:10:03,668 - Santa! - Stop screaming! 163 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:10,074 I mean, come on up on Santa's lap, little boy. 164 00:10:10,108 --> 00:10:12,755 There you go. This is for you. 165 00:10:13,345 --> 00:10:15,646 - What do you want? - Xbox. 166 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:18,441 I don't know what that is. Next? 167 00:10:20,218 --> 00:10:21,752 Whoa! 168 00:10:28,138 --> 00:10:30,336 You can tell me from there. 169 00:10:31,850 --> 00:10:34,353 - What do you want? - A new bike. 170 00:10:34,698 --> 00:10:37,333 What, did the old one kill itself? 171 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:41,222 Santa bring you new bike. 172 00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:42,942 Thanks, Santa! 173 00:10:43,141 --> 00:10:45,795 Okay. Now... 174 00:10:45,796 --> 00:10:49,126 You ride it every day, and next year, you'll be sitting right here. 175 00:10:49,127 --> 00:10:50,598 Off you go. 176 00:10:56,154 --> 00:10:59,590 - Your beard is fake. - So are your mom's boobs. 177 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,465 Easy-Bake Oven? 178 00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:14,705 Okay, I'm gonna save you a difficult conversation in ten years. 179 00:11:16,693 --> 00:11:20,229 Gay. Support him. He's a nice kid. 180 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:24,708 Here you go. Okay, off you go. 181 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:28,452 I don't wanna be his first lap dance. 182 00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:40,398 Stop it! 183 00:11:40,432 --> 00:11:42,833 You've been knocking for, like, 20 minutes. He's obviously not home. 184 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:47,320 Ye, if you "yoo-hoo" one more time, I'm gonna rip your tongue out. 185 00:11:48,405 --> 00:11:50,497 Guys, I can see the game on the table. 186 00:11:50,532 --> 00:11:52,566 - Oh, you've got to get it. - Okay, guys, 187 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,234 we're not gonna break into his house, okay? 188 00:11:54,269 --> 00:11:55,469 We don't have to break in. 189 00:11:55,503 --> 00:11:58,640 You're so skinny, we could slide you under the door like a hotel bill. 190 00:11:59,968 --> 00:12:02,576 I'm not skinny. I'm fat. 191 00:12:03,043 --> 00:12:05,144 Oh, please don't start this again. 192 00:12:05,547 --> 00:12:09,626 You know, guys, we are overlooking the easiest solution. 193 00:12:28,993 --> 00:12:30,961 It's so dark. 194 00:12:31,158 --> 00:12:33,466 All right, Veronica, good luck. 195 00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:36,249 What?! I'm not going in there. It's your company. 196 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,614 I'm mid-level management. 197 00:12:37,615 --> 00:12:40,350 Yeah, that's why you're going in there... because you're mid-level management. 198 00:12:40,866 --> 00:12:43,011 I'll go down for $1,000. 199 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:47,382 Okay, but first, we should solve this chimney problem. 200 00:12:48,159 --> 00:12:50,506 No. One of you has to go down there. 201 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:54,357 And it should probably be the one who's really in charge of the company. 202 00:13:06,031 --> 00:13:08,152 She outsmarted us. 203 00:13:09,626 --> 00:13:12,995 On the count of three, wriggle, okay? 204 00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:14,363 Okay. 205 00:13:14,398 --> 00:13:17,300 One... two... three. 206 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:26,847 - Okay, upper body only, please. - Sorry. Sorry. 207 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,845 You want me to call 911? 208 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,947 And tell them that we're stuck in the chimney 209 00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:33,849 of the house we tried to break into? 210 00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:37,956 Yes, I think you should call 911. 211 00:13:39,066 --> 00:13:41,706 You just love disagreeing with me. 212 00:13:42,102 --> 00:13:43,303 What? 213 00:13:43,337 --> 00:13:45,405 Yeah, if I had said, "Oh, yeah, call 911," 214 00:13:45,439 --> 00:13:47,740 you would go, "Uh, I don't want to call 911." 215 00:13:47,775 --> 00:13:50,276 - No, I wouldn't. - See, you just did it again. 216 00:13:50,311 --> 00:13:52,445 - No, I didn't. - You just did it again. 217 00:13:53,339 --> 00:13:55,718 Just give me a reason, buddy. Just give me one reason. 218 00:13:55,719 --> 00:13:57,487 - Oh, make a move. - Oh, there. 219 00:13:59,486 --> 00:14:00,720 There you go. 220 00:14:00,754 --> 00:14:03,790 I got to tell you, Edna. I can't do this for two weeks. 221 00:14:03,824 --> 00:14:06,793 But imagine look on Eli head 222 00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:08,962 when you give him gift. 223 00:14:08,996 --> 00:14:11,035 I think you mean "face." 224 00:14:11,036 --> 00:14:13,237 You shut your nose and listen. 225 00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:19,508 You sit down, you do the job, and you smile. 226 00:14:19,611 --> 00:14:23,109 I don't get how you can do this and be happy all day. 227 00:14:23,143 --> 00:14:26,546 Edna just think about the children, the Santa, 228 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,081 the Christmas. 229 00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:31,064 Also, I drunk. 230 00:14:32,249 --> 00:14:35,591 What do you got in there? Come on. 231 00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:40,193 Ooh, that's good hot chocolate. 232 00:14:42,406 --> 00:14:45,225 Okay, let's see. Who's next? 233 00:14:46,978 --> 00:14:49,880 The Shining. Come on up. 234 00:14:49,914 --> 00:14:52,115 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 235 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:56,353 - Oh, man, I'm so hungry. - Me, too. 236 00:14:56,946 --> 00:15:01,558 - Hey, guys, is this the right chimney? - Yes, it's the right chimney. 237 00:15:01,592 --> 00:15:03,894 - You hungry? - Yes! 238 00:15:03,928 --> 00:15:07,430 Yeah, me, too. Listen, it's gonna be all right. 239 00:15:07,465 --> 00:15:10,100 I once got accidentally made into a bed in a hotel, 240 00:15:10,134 --> 00:15:12,102 and I was trapped for six days. 241 00:15:12,136 --> 00:15:14,137 But don't worry. I have a plan. 242 00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:15,639 Oh, no. 243 00:15:15,673 --> 00:15:17,674 That was your plan? 244 00:15:18,976 --> 00:15:22,279 Well, I-I thought we'd work it out mid-air. 245 00:15:23,727 --> 00:15:26,483 - Great plan, Dad. - Thank you. 246 00:15:26,849 --> 00:15:29,784 Hey, don't get mad at him. This is your fault. 247 00:15:29,785 --> 00:15:31,986 - Yeah, thank you. - What?! 248 00:15:31,987 --> 00:15:34,609 All right, shut up. Does anyone have a phone? 249 00:15:35,093 --> 00:15:37,537 I do, but I can't get it. It's in my pocket. 250 00:15:37,538 --> 00:15:39,629 Veronica, you're gonna have to dig it out for me. 251 00:15:39,664 --> 00:15:42,499 - I'd rather die in here. - I'll get it. I'll get it. 252 00:15:42,533 --> 00:15:43,733 - Really? - Yeah. 253 00:15:44,281 --> 00:15:45,835 Almost. 254 00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:48,004 You almost got it. 255 00:15:48,039 --> 00:15:50,307 It's almost there. 256 00:15:50,341 --> 00:15:53,158 Merry Christmas, buddy. 257 00:15:53,878 --> 00:15:55,879 Merry Christmas, buddy. 258 00:15:56,485 --> 00:15:58,453 Merry Christmas, Dad. 259 00:15:58,454 --> 00:16:00,455 He's asleep. 260 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:09,759 Of course, Santa loves all his reindeer. 261 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:13,518 Rudolph, Johnny, 262 00:16:14,081 --> 00:16:16,066 Dave, 263 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,068 Antler-head, 264 00:16:18,786 --> 00:16:20,070 Pellet Poops... 265 00:16:21,672 --> 00:16:23,673 Hold that thought. 266 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,150 Eli? 267 00:16:28,741 --> 00:16:30,742 You what?! 268 00:16:34,385 --> 00:16:37,220 Hi, Mr. Eli, Mr. Warner, 269 00:16:37,255 --> 00:16:40,873 Mr. Crawford, Miss China Lady. 270 00:16:43,082 --> 00:16:45,291 - Hi. - Hold on. 271 00:16:45,863 --> 00:16:49,332 Okay, how do you want me to help you to get out of there? 272 00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:50,595 What are you talking about? 273 00:16:50,601 --> 00:16:52,958 You knew we were stuck in a chimney, and you didn't bring rope? 274 00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:54,553 What are you thinking?! 275 00:16:56,544 --> 00:17:00,522 Oh, you're stuck in a chimney, and I'm the idiot! 276 00:17:02,932 --> 00:17:06,016 Yeah, well, he's kind of got us there. 277 00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:07,984 Hang on. 278 00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:15,425 Okay, I'm lowering this cheap, plastic belt down to you, 279 00:17:15,553 --> 00:17:18,662 so don't pull too... hard! 280 00:17:26,037 --> 00:17:28,338 Dad, why are you in a Santa outfit? 281 00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:30,440 It was supposed to be a surprise, 282 00:17:30,474 --> 00:17:33,610 but I got a job to buy you a gift. 283 00:17:33,644 --> 00:17:36,027 Happy Hanukkah, Eli. 284 00:17:36,136 --> 00:17:40,483 Hmm. I... I can't believe it. Thank you, Dad. 285 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,302 What is it? 286 00:17:46,336 --> 00:17:49,104 Well... it was a goldfish. 287 00:17:53,677 --> 00:17:55,811 Now it feels like Christmas. 288 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,375 It's also for your birthday. 289 00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:04,384 Are we gonna die in here? 290 00:18:04,888 --> 00:18:07,990 I hope so. I'm done. 291 00:18:09,123 --> 00:18:11,425 No one is going to die tonight! 292 00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:15,809 Jimmy Smits, make me slippery. 293 00:18:50,774 --> 00:18:52,177 Somebody say something. 294 00:18:52,178 --> 00:18:55,647 I've got, like, nine billion more houses to hit tonight. 295 00:18:59,659 --> 00:19:02,827 We... we are... we are so sorry. 296 00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:07,599 The-the game that you received is-is not the final version. 297 00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:09,701 So the game I was supposed to receive 298 00:19:09,735 --> 00:19:11,736 doesn't say the most offensive word 299 00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:15,407 in the English language 5,000 times? 300 00:19:15,768 --> 00:19:18,743 Ah, you already played it. 301 00:19:18,778 --> 00:19:19,978 Yeah. 302 00:19:20,012 --> 00:19:22,123 If we could just take our game... 303 00:19:22,124 --> 00:19:24,692 And wish you a merry Chri... 304 00:19:25,089 --> 00:19:26,890 A Happy Holidays... 305 00:19:27,602 --> 00:19:29,021 And then go? 306 00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:31,924 You've got some scary-looking masks on your wall. 307 00:19:34,994 --> 00:19:38,129 You know, I've hated every game you guys have done, 308 00:19:38,164 --> 00:19:41,633 but this time... this time, I actually liked it. 309 00:19:42,335 --> 00:19:43,768 You did? 310 00:19:43,803 --> 00:19:47,272 Yeah. I mean, the story was great, the game-play was smooth. 311 00:19:47,306 --> 00:19:49,307 The word didn't ruin it for you? I mean... 312 00:19:49,342 --> 00:19:51,309 I mean, I was shocked and upset at first, 313 00:19:51,447 --> 00:19:53,047 especially when Rudolph said it. 314 00:19:56,465 --> 00:19:58,661 - Yeah. - Yeah. 315 00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:02,254 But then I figured, you know, it probably was put in there 316 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:04,356 by some angry programmer, you know, some guy you fired. 317 00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:05,643 A crotch-starer. 318 00:20:06,859 --> 00:20:08,159 A racist crotch-starer. 319 00:20:08,194 --> 00:20:09,961 - See, I knew it was something like that. - Yeah. 320 00:20:09,996 --> 00:20:12,631 Well, the point is, I'm okay with your product. 321 00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:17,235 I have to tell you... your opinion... It-it actually means a lot to us. 322 00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:19,199 - Yeah? - Yeah, it does. Yeah. 323 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,114 Well, it's my wife who wants to kill you both. 324 00:20:22,441 --> 00:20:24,281 - Your wife? - Yeah. 325 00:20:24,282 --> 00:20:26,478 - Hey. - Hey. Hey. 326 00:20:26,512 --> 00:20:30,148 Are these the racist sons of bitches who ruined our Christmas?! 327 00:20:30,182 --> 00:20:32,484 You know, your husband... 328 00:20:32,518 --> 00:20:34,446 He black. 329 00:20:42,795 --> 00:20:45,330 You know, you racist fools need to learn a few... 330 00:20:45,364 --> 00:20:46,865 - Honey? - No, don't honey me! 331 00:20:46,899 --> 00:20:49,034 Why would you let these people into our house?! 332 00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:51,036 These people? 333 00:20:55,274 --> 00:20:57,475 Ma'am, we're really sorry if we have... 334 00:20:57,510 --> 00:20:59,907 If-if we've... if we've offended your peop... 335 00:20:59,908 --> 00:21:01,387 - Our people. - Yeah. 336 00:21:01,582 --> 00:21:04,182 - Every people. All the people. - All people. 337 00:21:04,216 --> 00:21:06,518 - Yeah. All... - 'Cause that word is hurtful. 338 00:21:06,552 --> 00:21:07,385 - Yeah. Yes. - Sí. 339 00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:08,920 Hateful. 340 00:21:08,954 --> 00:21:10,154 And it's our word. 341 00:21:10,156 --> 00:21:12,357 - Well... - What?! 342 00:21:12,391 --> 00:21:13,792 - Yes. Yes. - Sí. 343 00:21:13,826 --> 00:21:15,560 - Yeah. Yes. - Sí. 344 00:21:15,594 --> 00:21:17,562 Now, you all get out of my house before I show you 345 00:21:17,563 --> 00:21:19,973 how a girl from Greenwich, Connecticut likes to party. 346 00:21:23,836 --> 00:21:27,205 Boy. White women. Am I right? 347 00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:29,214 I'm so sorry. 348 00:21:30,927 --> 00:21:33,927 Synced by Reef www.addic7ed.com