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<i>Previously on Lost Girl...</i>

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<i>When we do get out of here,
I think it's time I start</i>

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<i>training you to be a shadow thief.</i>

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<i>Dyson is not guilty of murder.
You are.</i>

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<i>Blood King. 
But you disappeared.</i>

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- Many think you're dead.
- I'd like to keep it that way.

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<i>He is the Blood King.
He is my grandfather.</i>

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<i>Why hasn't he helped me
figure out why I was taken?</i>

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<i>It's not fair. He doesn't know
about the mark on your chest.</i>

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She is more than we expected.

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<i><font color="cyan"> sync & correction by f1nc0
~ addic7ed.com ~ </font> </i>

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[music]

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Hey doc, what you do
you think about the uh...

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[music]

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Whoa.

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- Should we help her?
- No. 

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No, it's good for us...
I mean her.

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I mean, I think it's therapeutic.

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How many failed missions does this make?

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Girl really wants that hel shoe.

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[snaps ... music out]

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Goodbye, UnderFae guts.
Hello brewskies.

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Hey, who do we pay for the gas?

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Leave the money on the
counter. We trust ya.

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I got a good feeling about tonight.

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<i>Both: Me too.</i>

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Hmph.

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Yule was a major event in my house.

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We used to stay up all
night hiding from Krampus.

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<i>I still remember the rhyme
we'd say to ward him off.</i>

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- Oh yeah.
- Remember?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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<i>Beast of Burden, fool's delight,
spare me on this yuletide night.</i>

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Of course back then,
Krampus would beat you

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with a stick before he
threw you in his sack.

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If I may Kenzi in her absence: 
who's got cramped-ass?

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Kram-pus.

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He's like your Santa Claus
only the complete opposite.

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Oh, for one thing he slides down your
chimney on the hottest night of the year.

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Mmm sounds like my kind of elf.

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Whoa, whoa are those are
Yule candies for Krampus.

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You're gonna be on his naughty list.

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Oh bitch, I am the naughty list.

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[music]

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- Can't argue with that.
- Nope.

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I am tired, you drive.

47
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My god, I gotta get out
of these wet clothes.

48
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Agh.

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After you.

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[music]

51
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Ow!

52
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[laughs]

53
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<i>Life is hard when you
don't know who you are.</i>

54
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<i>It's harder when you
don't know what you are.</i>

55
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<i>My love carries a death sentence.</i>

56
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<i>I was lost for years...</i>

57
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<i>Searching, while hiding.</i>

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<i>Only to find that I belong
to a world hidden from humans.</i>

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<i>I won't hide anymore.</i>

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<i>I will live the life I choose.</i>

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<b>4x08 - "Groundhog Fae"</b>

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The Lord of Yule,
the Son of Hel,

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to him our secrets we
must tell. Lest Krampus...

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Eugh!
Okay, enough Stephanie Meyer.

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How about getting off your
Kringle and help me put up

66
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some tinsel since summer
Christmas was your idea?

67
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Yule is a sacred
celebration of contrition,

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not some Franken-holiday
concocted to sell melon ballers.

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- You have Rudolph on your sweater.
- It's Eikpyrnir, the stag!

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He has a Red Nose!
It's Rudolph.

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Oh, welcome to Santa's workshop.

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<i>Ni hao.</i>

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How're all my favorite Nutcrackers?

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Tired.
We hit another dead end.

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- Actually, it was an ogre.
- Huh.

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Who knew finding a
magical hel shoe could

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- be quite so difficult.
- Place looks great K-star.

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Thanks.
So where's Hale?

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Who's Hale?

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I'm Krampus.
Get in my sack!

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Ou... Whoa!
Buy a girl a drink first, horny.

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- Place looks great!
- Thanks.

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- Guess you've had your hands full.
- Not as full as they're gonna be.

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- Ouu.
- Ahem.

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Oh, uh okay... 
people listen up!

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Bo-bo has been really
stressed out lately

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so we want to show her a good time.

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So I don't wanna see
any Fa-la-la-la-lazy-ass

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- partying tonight! Got it?
- Full on partying. Got it.

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That's right. We have to
show Bo we still love her.

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Yes, that even though she's Dark...

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- ...and suffering from Wanderer PTSD...
- That we are here for her.

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That she is not alone.

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- Yup.
- Here, here.

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[seasonal music playing]

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Oh gross.
How long was I out?

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I can't believe they just left me ...

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and I'm talking to myself, perfect.

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[music]

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<i>Yes!
[laughing]</i>

101
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S'up s'up. You got the
disease, Choga got the cure.

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It's cash only but uh, for you,
Choga work something out.

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- What is a Choga?
- Man, how you don't know Choga?

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I'm side to side, up
and down the dial, yo.

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So, uh, tick tock, you wanna
ride the dragon or what?

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Was any of that English?

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Mmm... you ain't never
had a high so fly girl.

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Let's not bother the nice lady.

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Hi Bo.
Happy Yule.

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- Thank you Bruce.
- Armpits is half-price!

111
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And now I'm tasting
vomit and I just got here.

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Yeah Choga could work around that.

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<i>Oi Choga, give us a lick.</i>

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- Is that what I think it is?
- It was addressed

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to the Dark Archives c/o
Bo in Bo's handwriting.

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And not only did I
not tell her about it,

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I kind of opened it.

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Yeah, I can see that.
We can't give this to her.

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Says you.

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[gasps]

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- Whoa, hey!
- Hey!

122
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You guys scared the chi out of me.

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- Dyson's fault.
- Sorry.

124
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And what is with this party?
Did everyone here lick Choga?

125
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I don't know, ask Vex
they came to get her.

126
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<i>And thank you for growing
my abandonment issues</i>

127
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by leaving me alone in the car.

128
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At least you have two hands!

129
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I mean, I've only one and
fourteen more of these to drink.

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- Is this my corset?
- You can't own possessions!

131
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Kenzi!

132
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Bo...

133
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- We're gonna need more booze.
- Agreed.

134
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My Kenzi sense is tingling.

135
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Damn girl.
Let me catch up.

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- Oh no, it's probably just gas.
- Yeah, sexy gas.

137
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- Daddy's gonna fill your tank.
- Excuse me?

138
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Ignore that.
I'll get it better next time.

139
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Kenzi's door is locked,

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fine, but she's never been
with a Fae before, you know?

141
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And Hale better behave
himself, but still,

142
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can you believe she hasn't
even come down to check on me?

143
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Oh, and speaking of inconsiderate...

144
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hello, Lauren, Dyson
the new Wonder Twins?

145
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- Am I right?
- If you can't beat 'em...

146
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Join 'em? I can't even get them
to notice I was missing. Again!

147
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Yule is the perfect occasion
to confront one's fears.

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Fears? Me? 
Please.

149
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<i>Okay so, maybe I'm running
out of excuses to not get back</i>

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on that train but...
why am I telling you all this?

151
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And who are you?

152
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Sometimes the answers are
staring us in the face.

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- Hilarious.
- Always kills at the orphanage.

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[laughing]

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Bo!

156
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You're here?!

157
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Tamsin...?

158
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I am so sorry.

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- What was that for?
- Doesn't matter.

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You're not going to remember
any of this in two seconds.

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[crash]

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<i>Both: Opa!</i>

163
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<i>[seasonal jingle playing]</i>

164
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What the F...?

165
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[music] 

166
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<i>Yes!
[laughing]</i>

167
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S'up s'up. You got the
disease, Choga got the cure.

168
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Seriously, what the
hell did you slip me?

169
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[sucks his teeth]
Man, you know Choga.

170
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<i>I'm side to side, up
and down the dial, yo.</i>

171
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So tick tock, you wanna
ride the dragon or what?

172
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No no, we already did this.

173
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Naw, Choga never forgets a tongue girl.

174
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Let's not bother the nice lady, Choga.

175
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- Hi Bo. Happy Yule.
- Armpits is half price.

176
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Thanks... Bruce.
Again.

177
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Yo! Valkyrie lips!
What was that?

178
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You actually remember!
I'm not alone! I can't believe this.

179
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What is going on?

180
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In about three seconds
Fugly over there calls

181
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Brunette by the wrong name.

182
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You're so hot, Christie.

183
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[slap]

184
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- That's not my name.
- Oh, Carrie.

185
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[slap]

186
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- It's Jeanette.
- I was way off.

187
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Lady Roids makes it about
two more sips before...

188
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<i>[cheering and chanting 'chug']</i>

189
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[burps]

190
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Fire in the hole.

191
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Oh good god,
 I can smell that from here.

192
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She's a Sasquatch.
She probably ate like a hundred kittens.

193
00:12:03,114 --> 00:12:03,981
And...duck.

194
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,782
[smack]

195
00:12:05,817 --> 00:12:07,351
I said duck.

196
00:12:07,385 --> 00:12:09,686
How long have you been doing
Groundhog Day?

197
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And haven't you tried telling anyone?

198
00:12:12,457 --> 00:12:15,025
Like, oh my gosh...
I didn't even think about that

199
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like a hundred times!

200
00:12:16,294 --> 00:12:19,395
Hey you, I know this is gonna
sound crazy but we are stuck

201
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in some sort of quantum paradox

202
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the same night keeps
repeating over and over again.

203
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[laughs]
Yule Fools!

204
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Thanks asshat, and good
luck with that rash.

205
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- What?
- You'll find out.

206
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No matter who I tell I get the
same reaction. Over and over.

207
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Nothing...
Until you and I kissed.

208
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Mmm.

209
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- Nada.
- Speak for yourself.

210
00:12:57,334 --> 00:13:00,068
Anyway. Maybe you need to
do it with someone you have a

211
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connection with. Have you
talked to Lauren or Dyson...

212
00:13:02,372 --> 00:13:05,374
You mean the same people that
left me in the car, alone?

213
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:07,976
Besides I already went upstairs.
They're being weird with Vex.

214
00:13:08,011 --> 00:13:10,312
And Kenzi hasn't even
come to check on me.

215
00:13:10,346 --> 00:13:14,283
[chuckles] Please, that girl's
stuck from Hale to Eternity.

216
00:13:14,317 --> 00:13:16,351
Besides, for them it's
just party as usual.

217
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They are not stuck in the loop.
Say opa.

218
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- What?
- Three-two-one...

219
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[crash]

220
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<i>Opa!</i>

221
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[seasonal jingle playing]

222
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'Cause this song just
gets better and better...

223
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He is getting a rash.
Everywhere.

224
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<i>Oh yeah!
We can drink to that.</i>

225
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- S'up s'up.
- Bruce. ...Bruce?

226
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Yo, whatchyou calling
that meat mountain for?

227
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He can't fill your prescription!

228
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[thwack]

229
00:14:04,899 --> 00:14:07,868
You know what... screw it. I am
calling time out on hel shoes,

230
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on being Dark, all of it.
Everyone here is having fun.

231
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Now it is my turn. 
Starting with him.

232
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Oh yeah, I got to him
about fifteen repeats ago.

233
00:14:16,043 --> 00:14:20,546
Well that settles it.
Time to get our Yule on.

234
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[music]
[shouting and cheering]

235
00:14:25,152 --> 00:14:26,452
Yeah!

236
00:14:28,923 --> 00:14:33,227
[chanting 'chug']

237
00:14:35,262 --> 00:14:37,663
[cheering]

238
00:14:42,002 --> 00:14:43,636
<i>Woohoo!</i>

239
00:14:44,671 --> 00:14:47,339
- Here? In front of everybody?
- Oh they won't remember.

240
00:14:47,374 --> 00:14:50,342
Besides: tell me this
wasn't on your list.

241
00:14:50,377 --> 00:14:53,712
[everyone cheers]

242
00:14:53,746 --> 00:14:55,945
[music]

243
00:14:59,386 --> 00:15:02,021
<i>To commence the annual Yule
drinking game we shall drink</i>

244
00:15:02,055 --> 00:15:05,056
to decide whether or not we
tell Bo about the box. Agreed?

245
00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:07,692
- Agreed.
- Pros.

246
00:15:07,727 --> 00:15:12,363
Okay, well Bo is always
very big on the truth.

247
00:15:12,398 --> 00:15:13,665
True.

248
00:15:16,936 --> 00:15:18,202
Cons.

249
00:15:18,237 --> 00:15:21,372
Cons: We may lose Bo to the big
locomotive in the sky forever.

250
00:15:21,407 --> 00:15:23,874
Well as somebody who knows
Bo beyond her rack size

251
00:15:23,909 --> 00:15:26,177
- and underwear line...
- Oo, burn!

252
00:15:26,211 --> 00:15:30,014
I think that the best course
of action is some caution.

253
00:15:30,049 --> 00:15:33,384
Because although I love her,
you know she is sometimes

254
00:15:33,419 --> 00:15:35,519
a very sexy bull in a China shop.

255
00:15:35,554 --> 00:15:38,956
Well as someone who sacrificed
his love to save Bo's life...

256
00:15:38,990 --> 00:15:40,758
Oh, wow god, really.
Boring.

257
00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:42,910
- Hi.
- ...rather than lying to her

258
00:15:42,911 --> 00:15:44,628
- countless times...
- Wow.

259
00:15:44,663 --> 00:15:45,859
- Mm-hmm.
- A-mazing!

260
00:15:45,914 --> 00:15:48,749
Let me just say that I've learned
that Bo can handle herself.

261
00:15:48,783 --> 00:15:52,019
And it is never a good idea to
get in the way of Bo's destiny.

262
00:15:52,053 --> 00:15:55,856
Oh, should I tell Bo ...
Bo doesn't love me ...

263
00:15:55,891 --> 00:15:59,426
Come on, let's figure out what
to do with the mystery package

264
00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:02,062
and settle the enigma of
the most boring threesome

265
00:16:02,096 --> 00:16:06,066
ever once and for all!
Present your cases to me!

266
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:09,436
And I shall deliberate!

267
00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:11,304
What do you think?

268
00:16:11,339 --> 00:16:13,673
I probably think the opposite
of whatever you think.

269
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:16,809
Granted. But you realize we're
about to listen to Vex. Right?

270
00:16:16,844 --> 00:16:19,179
Who is sorts kinda Bo's pet now.

271
00:16:19,213 --> 00:16:21,781
C'mon now.
Come to Team Vex.

272
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:28,888
Where yee shall be judged,
most worthy of Bo's box.

273
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,911
[seasonal jingle playing]

274
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:41,233
Round and round we go 
where she stops nobody knows.

275
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:45,871
Kenzi was pretty bummed when you left.

276
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:50,943
Yeah I just needed to find my kind.
Other Valkyries.

277
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:56,162
- Find myself, if you will.
- Did you?

278
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:59,718
- I have a lot to amend for.
- Oh. Who doesn't.

279
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,756
Happy Yule, Valkryie.

280
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,496
Bo, there's something I
need to talk to you about...

281
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,402
Well that's new.

282
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:21,667
- And definitely bad.
- Opa?

283
00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:26,713
[seasonal jingle playing] 

284
00:17:29,537 --> 00:17:31,205
Holy shit.  

285
00:17:35,843 --> 00:17:38,394
Good, stick together.

286
00:17:38,446 --> 00:17:40,947
S'up s'up.
You got the disease, Choga...

287
00:17:40,981 --> 00:17:42,482
You think Mama Choga wanted you

288
00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:45,419
to leave the lilypad to
be a sweat peddler? Huh?

289
00:17:45,453 --> 00:17:49,189
You're better than this!
And stay away from the walls!

290
00:17:49,824 --> 00:17:53,593
Okay, I have looked everywhere.
Grey-hair McCutie is gone.

291
00:17:53,627 --> 00:17:55,628
Okay, well whatever took
him must have something

292
00:17:55,662 --> 00:17:57,130
to do with the time shifts.

293
00:17:57,164 --> 00:17:59,665
Okay, you think this has
something to do with me?

294
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:02,468
Because everything terrible 'round
here usually has to do with me.

295
00:18:02,502 --> 00:18:04,337
No. Chill.
Tamsin, okay?

296
00:18:04,371 --> 00:18:06,639
Has anyone else gone missing
since you've been here?

297
00:18:06,673 --> 00:18:10,008
I don't know. I just thought
everyone got drunk and took off.

298
00:18:10,043 --> 00:18:11,176
Bruce.

299
00:18:11,211 --> 00:18:13,879
He was here, helping me lift
amphibian-arms out of my way.

300
00:18:13,913 --> 00:18:14,880
And now he's...gone.

301
00:18:14,914 --> 00:18:16,915
Yeah, but like Bruce
is like gamma ray huge!

302
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:20,419
- What or who could of...
- Suck him into a walls?

303
00:18:20,454 --> 00:18:23,756
Okay, tell me everything you
remember before you got to the party.

304
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:26,258
<i>Did you piss off a wizard or
something along your travels?</i>

305
00:18:26,292 --> 00:18:29,527
No, no I took the 43 bus,
got off at the gas station,

306
00:18:29,562 --> 00:18:32,597
I got a pack of gum, and I
came straight here. I swear.

307
00:18:32,632 --> 00:18:35,100
Okay, well we need to
stop this thing before it

308
00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:37,870
- snatches someone else.
- Ok, um... How?

309
00:18:37,904 --> 00:18:40,372
I don't know. Normally in
these situations I just ask...

310
00:18:40,406 --> 00:18:41,573
<i>Both: Trick!</i>

311
00:18:41,607 --> 00:18:44,676
He should be easy to find he's
wearing one helluva a sweater.

312
00:18:45,978 --> 00:18:50,448
First time I saw Bo?
I knew she was special.

313
00:18:50,483 --> 00:18:53,017
- And trouble.
- No argument here.

314
00:18:53,051 --> 00:18:55,052
Mm-hmm.

315
00:18:55,087 --> 00:18:56,487
Amen.

316
00:18:56,521 --> 00:19:02,164
But if I hadn't been there
to give her the old Wolf-Chi

317
00:19:02,199 --> 00:19:04,495
power up she would not
have survived those trials.

318
00:19:04,529 --> 00:19:05,897
Puh-lease.

319
00:19:05,931 --> 00:19:09,767
<i>Hahaha, so in a way ... I'm
responsible for her still being here</i>

320
00:19:09,802 --> 00:19:14,705
 so I should choose what
to do with her box ... the box.

321
00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:18,875
- Objection!
- Nah. No, a point for trying to win.

322
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:22,646
But minus a point for not noticing
my jubblies in this bra.

323
00:19:22,681 --> 00:19:24,080
I'm not playing that game.

324
00:19:26,718 --> 00:19:29,519
When I first met Bo she
didn't even know her hole

325
00:19:29,553 --> 00:19:32,122
from an ass in the ground.
She was all like...

326
00:19:32,156 --> 00:19:35,425
<i>"I'm a killer, get in my way
and I'm gonna kill you...</i>

327
00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:37,360
that's what killers do. "
That's right.

328
00:19:37,394 --> 00:19:38,929
And then I curbed her hunger.

329
00:19:38,963 --> 00:19:41,698
And then she was like "maybe
I'm okay, I'm not so bad".

330
00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:44,467
And I love her also, so
I think that we should

331
00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:46,969
just throw the box in
a big old fire, voilá.

332
00:19:47,003 --> 00:19:48,971
The Doctor, thank you very much, rests!

333
00:19:49,005 --> 00:19:52,442
Agh, Bo gets kidnapped
by mysterious black smoke,

334
00:19:52,476 --> 00:19:56,278
sends herself an ominous package ...

335
00:19:56,313 --> 00:20:00,583
- why are we fighting about this?
- I don't know, Dyson.

336
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:04,386
- I don't know anything.
- Neither do I.

337
00:20:07,324 --> 00:20:10,059
How is it that even you
love somebody so much and...

338
00:20:10,093 --> 00:20:12,261
Let them down?

339
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:20,602
- Exactly.
- Still working on that one too.

340
00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:25,507
[chuckles]
Come here you.

341
00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:27,275
- C'mon Doctor.
- Hah.

342
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,310
Hug it out.

343
00:20:29,345 --> 00:20:32,313
Been a long time. Give it
to me. Give me some love.

344
00:20:32,348 --> 00:20:33,915
Give me some love.

345
00:20:35,784 --> 00:20:37,651
- Okay.
- Oi...

346
00:20:37,686 --> 00:20:41,439
- Okay.
- So what does the genius get,

347
00:20:41,446 --> 00:20:43,824
you know, who organized
this little Kumbaya?

348
00:20:43,859 --> 00:20:49,463
You ... get your hand
re-attached. By me. Rrright now.

349
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:53,000
Drunkin' surgery.
I'll be the nurse.

350
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:56,804
- Ou.
- Oo, this is getting kinky...

351
00:20:56,805 --> 00:20:57,805
[chuckles]

352
00:20:59,941 --> 00:21:03,778
Oh, Trick. Trick, you have no
idea how good it is to see you.

353
00:21:03,812 --> 00:21:05,746
You can't prove I did that.

354
00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:09,616
Wow. Okay, easy does it.

355
00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:12,886
- How long I been out?
- What is the last thing you remember?

356
00:21:12,921 --> 00:21:15,722
I was helping Kenzi with the
decorations and the doorbell

357
00:21:15,756 --> 00:21:20,060
kept ringing, and something about...?
Oprah!!!

358
00:21:20,094 --> 00:21:24,231
- You're pretty.
- Okay, look you have to listen to me.

359
00:21:24,265 --> 00:21:27,233
This is going to sound outrageous
but you must believe me.

360
00:21:27,267 --> 00:21:29,668
Of course.
You're my grand-dubus.

361
00:21:29,702 --> 00:21:30,636
My succu-daughter.

362
00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:34,506
Okay, we're stuck in some sort of
a time loop. Time keeps repeating.

363
00:21:34,541 --> 00:21:37,276
I need water.
Mmm.

364
00:21:37,311 --> 00:21:39,478
It gets worse.
Okay. People are disappearing.

365
00:21:39,512 --> 00:21:42,248
One we know of for sure
but there could be more.

366
00:21:42,282 --> 00:21:43,316
We need your help...

367
00:21:43,350 --> 00:21:44,317
<i>[crash] Opa!!</i>

368
00:21:44,351 --> 00:21:47,211
[seasonal music playing]

369
00:21:50,122 --> 00:21:52,958
Oh, I hope Kenzi's having
better luck than I am.

370
00:21:56,996 --> 00:21:58,697
My Kenzi sense is tingling.

371
00:21:58,731 --> 00:22:01,699
I'm gonna mingle with your
tingle like I'm single, girl.

372
00:22:01,733 --> 00:22:03,501
Say what now?

373
00:22:03,535 --> 00:22:06,596
[seasonal music playing]

374
00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:13,478
It does not smell amazing in here.

375
00:22:16,515 --> 00:22:18,048
My Kenzi sense is tingling.

376
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:21,185
I feel it too, it's
like a burning sensation.

377
00:22:21,219 --> 00:22:22,086
Huh?

378
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:25,615
[seasonal music playing]

379
00:22:31,396 --> 00:22:33,163
These aren't mine.

380
00:22:37,702 --> 00:22:40,737
- My Kenzi sense is tingling.
- That's just my love train,

381
00:22:40,771 --> 00:22:44,808
pulling into your tunnel of...
love.

382
00:22:44,842 --> 00:22:45,575
[slap]

383
00:22:45,610 --> 00:22:48,362
[seasonal music playing]

384
00:22:51,415 --> 00:22:52,849
Dammit!

385
00:22:53,818 --> 00:22:58,488
I would have died a thousand
deaths just to meet you,

386
00:22:58,523 --> 00:23:04,027
yet now that I have,
I want to live forever.

387
00:23:04,061 --> 00:23:07,063
- Awww... Hale.
- That's the one.

388
00:23:07,097 --> 00:23:09,298
- That's the one?
- Mm-hmm.

389
00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:13,236
Okay, um, a little, ya know, 
first-time-with-a-Fae-box  from Bo.

390
00:23:13,270 --> 00:23:16,972
Okay... Oh wow.
That's... prepared.

391
00:23:17,007 --> 00:23:19,175
We've got edible,
non-edible, fat-free,

392
00:23:19,209 --> 00:23:23,812
firm, fire-proof, fig flavoured and...

393
00:23:25,649 --> 00:23:27,382
Look, if you don't wanna do this.

394
00:23:27,417 --> 00:23:31,787
Oh, no I-I do. 
Believe me. I do.

395
00:23:31,821 --> 00:23:33,355
[sighs]

396
00:23:33,389 --> 00:23:35,758
Kenzi and Hale, take sixty-seven.

397
00:23:40,896 --> 00:23:43,731
Okay, ninth time's the charm,
c'mon Trick! Concentrate!

398
00:23:43,766 --> 00:23:45,300
You can't prove I did that.

399
00:23:45,334 --> 00:23:48,303
Okay, we're in a time loop the
walls are eating people, help!

400
00:23:48,337 --> 00:23:50,605
Oh this...
this izbad.

401
00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:52,441
What?
Una Mens bad?

402
00:23:52,475 --> 00:23:54,142
Smoke-nappers bad?

403
00:23:54,177 --> 00:23:56,678
Six more weeks of winter bad?
What!?

404
00:23:56,712 --> 00:23:58,913
[laughs]
Yule fools!

405
00:23:58,948 --> 00:24:01,082
- He's useless to us.
- You're pretty.

406
00:24:01,116 --> 00:24:02,917
- I know.
- He's been useless.

407
00:24:02,952 --> 00:24:05,453
Look, I've been wanting
to say this for a while.

408
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,489
I know that you haven't
helped me find the Wanderer.

409
00:24:08,523 --> 00:24:10,391
Why?

410
00:24:10,425 --> 00:24:13,301
Because I'm terrified.

411
00:24:13,861 --> 00:24:15,096
What aren't you telling me?

412
00:24:15,130 --> 00:24:17,131
Okay, I don't mean to rush you but...

413
00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:18,232
<i>Opa!</i>

414
00:24:18,266 --> 00:24:22,472
[seasonal music playing]

415
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:28,041
Oh dammit, Trick.

416
00:24:28,076 --> 00:24:30,376
Who else knows about... Yule.

417
00:24:34,816 --> 00:24:38,551
Hale! Something is going on, we're
in danger, it could be Una Mens.

418
00:24:38,586 --> 00:24:41,121
We've tried this already.
And nobody is taking us seriously.

419
00:24:41,155 --> 00:24:43,957
Nah, Una Mens ain't dumb
enough to cause trouble on Yule.

420
00:24:43,992 --> 00:24:46,392
Hell, they're probably off playing
kissyface under the mistletoe.

421
00:24:46,427 --> 00:24:48,161
Please don't tell them I said that.

422
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:51,197
Well whoever it is, we need all
hands on deck. Where's Kenzi?

423
00:24:51,232 --> 00:24:55,235
Off freshen up. Again.
Opa!

424
00:24:55,269 --> 00:24:57,103
Comet, Cupid and Blitzen.

425
00:24:57,138 --> 00:25:00,340
You know about the loop?
You're in on it?!

426
00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:04,710
Haha, Krampus got both of you too?
Oh man, he's got skills.

427
00:25:04,745 --> 00:25:05,845
<i>Hold up.</i>

428
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:09,815
This entire thing is just
some stupid holiday prank?

429
00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:11,751
- Seriously?
- Krampus?

430
00:25:11,785 --> 00:25:14,086
You mean that Anti-Claus Fae
you guys we're talking about?

431
00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:17,356
Yeah, every year he picks a few
Yule fools to repeat the night.

432
00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:19,391
- It's totally harmless.
- Harmless?

433
00:25:19,425 --> 00:25:21,760
We just saw some guy get
sucked into the wallpaper.

434
00:25:21,794 --> 00:25:24,396
- What?
- No, no Krampus feeds on regret.

435
00:25:24,430 --> 00:25:26,431
That's why he puts people in the loop;

436
00:25:26,466 --> 00:25:29,100
<i>sooner or later they'll get
into all kinds of trouble.</i>

437
00:25:32,305 --> 00:25:34,806
Hey Kiebler, what the
hell's going on here?

438
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,642
You call this a Yule party?
No fruit?

439
00:25:37,677 --> 00:25:41,412
No offerings to Vanir?
No wassailing.

440
00:25:41,446 --> 00:25:43,848
And this...
this has no business here...

441
00:25:43,883 --> 00:25:46,384
Oh now we gettin' all up
in each other's business?!

442
00:25:46,418 --> 00:25:49,187
This mangy cur is not
Eikpyrnir, the stag.

443
00:25:49,221 --> 00:25:51,289
- It's Rudolph!!
- I knew it!!

444
00:25:51,323 --> 00:25:53,291
Trick has got to hear this.

445
00:25:53,325 --> 00:25:57,828
- Bo-bo, where you been?
- Where have I been?

446
00:25:57,862 --> 00:25:58,862
[scoffs]

447
00:25:58,897 --> 00:26:03,467
Hey, buddy. I'm starting to think that
you were not technically invited...

448
00:26:03,502 --> 00:26:06,470
Krampusnacht is a night
people should revere ...

449
00:26:06,505 --> 00:26:10,340
You'll rue the day you thought
to desecrate the Yule Lord!

450
00:26:11,876 --> 00:26:13,043
Bo, watch out!

451
00:26:14,112 --> 00:26:16,246
[gasps and screams]

452
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,148
Sweet Christmas.

453
00:26:19,366 --> 00:26:23,733
- Kenzie?
- Upstairs safe with Trick. 

454
00:26:23,768 --> 00:26:27,036
Was that ... shitty Santa?
Whats his name. Krampus?

455
00:26:27,070 --> 00:26:29,038
<i>Krampus ain't supposed
to space suck people.</i>

456
00:26:29,072 --> 00:26:31,841
No, he-he's just a kindly
old prankster who whisks

457
00:26:31,876 --> 00:26:34,477
naughty children off in
his sack to Candyland.

458
00:26:34,512 --> 00:26:37,847
Yeah well apparently he's really
stepped up his game this year.

459
00:26:37,882 --> 00:26:40,833
- How do I find him?
- Uh, we go back to wherever

460
00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:43,286
we showed up on his radar, I guess.

461
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:44,720
Which could be anywhere.

462
00:26:44,754 --> 00:26:48,190
Okay, Tamsin stopped to buy gum.

463
00:26:48,225 --> 00:26:50,359
She got off the number 43 bus...

464
00:26:50,394 --> 00:26:52,295
- Which goes right by...
- The gas station.

465
00:26:52,329 --> 00:26:54,397
Oh god, what if
something happens to her?

466
00:26:54,431 --> 00:26:55,597
Stay calm.

467
00:26:55,632 --> 00:26:58,467
If we got one thing on our
side it's time. Remember?

468
00:26:58,501 --> 00:27:03,238
God, Hale why the hell would you put
yourself through this voluntarily?

469
00:27:03,272 --> 00:27:06,074
Wait?
You and... Kenzi?

470
00:27:06,108 --> 00:27:07,375
God, that is just skeevy.

471
00:27:07,410 --> 00:27:10,178
Ow-ow-ow.
It's the opposite of skeevy!

472
00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:14,282
Okay, look I had a
chance to perfect my game.

473
00:27:14,317 --> 00:27:15,817
<i>So to speak.</i>

474
00:27:15,851 --> 00:27:17,986
I swear I was going to tell her.

475
00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:20,721
- I think you just did.
- What?

476
00:27:22,091 --> 00:27:24,491
Who's the Yule fool now, hm?

477
00:27:25,361 --> 00:27:28,329
No wait, just leave her. In a
few minutes she won't remember

478
00:27:28,363 --> 00:27:32,199
- any of this anyway. Right?
- Maybe.

479
00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:34,068
But that doesn't make it right.

480
00:27:34,102 --> 00:27:35,870
[crash]

481
00:27:37,005 --> 00:27:38,873
Opa!

482
00:27:41,009 --> 00:27:43,511
Thanks for the part-ay.
Why am I itchy?

483
00:27:43,545 --> 00:27:46,613
I didn't start back in the car.
What happened?

484
00:27:46,647 --> 00:27:49,249
Are we done repeating the loop?
What does this mean?

485
00:27:49,284 --> 00:27:50,334
It means Krampus has found

486
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,652
someone with enough regret
to tide him over.

487
00:27:52,687 --> 00:27:56,156
And as for us, we're
back to normal time.

488
00:27:56,191 --> 00:27:59,626
So life continues; without Tamsin.

489
00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:01,628
Oh, I've gotta get to that gas station.

490
00:28:01,662 --> 00:28:03,396
You stay here and
protect everybody else.

491
00:28:03,430 --> 00:28:04,631
Whoa... Bo.

492
00:28:07,702 --> 00:28:09,636
Blade of steel, hilt of bone.

493
00:28:09,670 --> 00:28:11,638
Yuletide Eve, you must atone.

494
00:28:11,672 --> 00:28:16,309
Look, Krampus may be a joke but
that doesn't make him harmless.

495
00:28:20,714 --> 00:28:22,315
Thank you.

496
00:28:26,685 --> 00:28:28,453
I'll pee on the post.

497
00:28:28,488 --> 00:28:29,988
All right, all right. 
Whoa, whoa...

498
00:28:30,023 --> 00:28:34,192
- Here it is, here it is.
- Are you sure you know what you're doing?

499
00:28:34,227 --> 00:28:36,828
Are you kidding me?
She could do an emergency brainoplasty

500
00:28:36,862 --> 00:28:38,663
with both hands tied behind her back.

501
00:28:38,697 --> 00:28:41,032
That is not a thing, but thank you.

502
00:28:41,066 --> 00:28:44,335
Please, can you please
confirm that this is your hand.

503
00:28:44,369 --> 00:28:45,937
I'm going to need more sedatives.

504
00:28:45,971 --> 00:28:51,175
Hey, honestly what are
we doing with Bo's box?

505
00:28:51,209 --> 00:28:54,245
Well obviously we can't give it to her.

506
00:28:54,279 --> 00:28:55,246
<i>Why obviously?</i>

507
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:59,090
Because Dyson, if I said green,
you'd say purple, to get my goat.

508
00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:01,152
I don't want your goat.
I can get any goat I want.

509
00:29:01,186 --> 00:29:02,219
I'm a good goat-catcher...

510
00:29:02,254 --> 00:29:05,923
Oh, you both want the same
goat. We get it already.

511
00:29:05,957 --> 00:29:08,859
What you two don't get.

512
00:29:08,893 --> 00:29:11,795
Is that you don't hate
each other anymore.

513
00:29:16,834 --> 00:29:20,203
- Okay, what's in this stuff?
- A whole lotta truth...

514
00:29:20,237 --> 00:29:23,607
and a little Choga sweat.
Woohoo!

515
00:29:24,375 --> 00:29:25,642
You know, he's right though.

516
00:29:25,677 --> 00:29:29,345
I haven't hated you for a long time.

517
00:29:29,380 --> 00:29:32,515
You're the only one that
gets my predicament, Wolfie.

518
00:29:32,550 --> 00:29:34,750
And you make me laugh.

519
00:29:36,954 --> 00:29:40,256
To us.
To Bo.

520
00:29:40,291 --> 00:29:43,726
To drunken surgery.
Gah!

521
00:29:46,029 --> 00:29:46,996
Ouu mmmm.

522
00:29:47,030 --> 00:29:49,665
Get away from me.
I gotta put that on you.

523
00:29:52,502 --> 00:29:54,604
<i>[slapping]
Tamsin?!</i>

524
00:30:04,481 --> 00:30:08,469
Tamsin?
Are you here?

525
00:30:09,031 --> 00:30:11,843
[music]

526
00:30:30,239 --> 00:30:31,806
<i>Tamsin?</i>

527
00:30:32,407 --> 00:30:37,145
Oh, and it's back in the car again.

528
00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:46,220
Come to stuff my stocking
with your Yule log again, stud?

529
00:30:46,255 --> 00:30:49,557
I'm so sorry lil mama,
that was stupid.

530
00:30:54,162 --> 00:30:57,264
- So how many times did we...?
- No, none.

531
00:30:57,298 --> 00:30:59,366
Not once; I swear.

532
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,736
I mean we came close
a couple times but we never...

533
00:31:02,771 --> 00:31:05,673
Connected?

534
00:31:05,707 --> 00:31:11,729
Look I just wanted to make
this night perfect, you know?

535
00:31:17,851 --> 00:31:20,353
Look dude, I dig you.

536
00:31:20,388 --> 00:31:22,722
But be real. You're Fae, I'm human.

537
00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,824
It's never gonna be perfect.

538
00:31:29,462 --> 00:31:34,000
And I wouldn't have it any other way.

539
00:31:34,034 --> 00:31:37,369
- I just didn't want to disappoint you.
- Are you kidding me?

540
00:31:37,404 --> 00:31:42,107
The Casanova of Clan Zamora?

541
00:31:42,141 --> 00:31:43,509
I've never done this before.

542
00:31:46,479 --> 00:31:50,649
With someone... I really care about.

543
00:31:56,011 --> 00:31:59,015
[music]

544
00:32:05,031 --> 00:32:06,832
Whoa.

545
00:32:10,269 --> 00:32:14,139
- Where are you going?
- To freshen up.

546
00:32:14,173 --> 00:32:16,574
Everyone deserves a second chance.

547
00:32:19,077 --> 00:32:22,913
There's no rush.
We have time.

548
00:32:31,556 --> 00:32:33,758
<i>Eugh!</i>

549
00:32:37,195 --> 00:32:39,702
[music]

550
00:32:52,744 --> 00:32:54,844
<i>[screaming in pain]</i>

551
00:33:07,691 --> 00:33:10,326
What the hell is this place?

552
00:33:20,171 --> 00:33:23,972
- Tamsin?
- Oh hey, Bo! How you doing?

553
00:33:24,007 --> 00:33:27,976
- I'm gonna get you out of here.
- No. It's okay.

554
00:33:28,011 --> 00:33:33,248
I've been naughty but
now I'm gonna be candy!!

555
00:33:33,283 --> 00:33:35,984
I already broke the machine once.

556
00:33:36,019 --> 00:33:39,221
Now I have to wait to be candy!

557
00:33:40,089 --> 00:33:42,291
Okay, brainwashed Betty.

558
00:33:42,325 --> 00:33:46,161
Listen up: have you been naughty?
Yes, who hasn't?

559
00:33:46,196 --> 00:33:49,898
But you are a good person.
And despite all, you are my friend.

560
00:33:49,933 --> 00:33:52,634
And I'm not leaving you behind!

561
00:33:52,668 --> 00:33:55,470
If they make me into a lollipop,

562
00:33:55,504 --> 00:33:57,806
I want you to have the first lick.

563
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,175
Alright, that is it.
I'm getting you out of here.

564
00:34:03,746 --> 00:34:04,312
Eugh!

565
00:34:04,347 --> 00:34:09,083
Those are on too tight.
I need something to stop the...

566
00:34:17,525 --> 00:34:19,626
Eugh. Hale I could kiss you.

567
00:34:21,263 --> 00:34:22,696
Eugh!

568
00:34:24,099 --> 00:34:27,334
Okay come on, let's go.

569
00:34:27,369 --> 00:34:30,537
- You're not going anywhere.
- And why would we want to?

570
00:34:30,572 --> 00:34:32,205
<i>[laughs]</i>

571
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:35,376
Silly girls.
This is the belly of Yule.

572
00:34:35,410 --> 00:34:39,346
This is where sour becomes sweet.
And naughty becomes nice.

573
00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:42,440
Uh, no this is where the
succubus goes bad Santa

574
00:34:42,475 --> 00:34:44,851
on your badly camoflage'd ass.
Because all this?

575
00:34:44,886 --> 00:34:47,587
- This is just Bad Christmas!
- Blasphemer!

576
00:34:47,621 --> 00:34:50,090
The Valkryie is mine by
the ancient laws of Yule.

577
00:34:50,124 --> 00:34:52,859
Oh, yeah? Well by the powers
vested in me by merry old

578
00:34:52,894 --> 00:34:54,895
Saint Nick, 
I say she's coming with me.

579
00:34:54,929 --> 00:34:57,430
Fine. Take her.

580
00:34:57,464 --> 00:34:59,789
If you can.
[evil chuckle]

581
00:35:01,902 --> 00:35:03,068
Come on.

582
00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:04,771
Ou!

583
00:35:06,407 --> 00:35:10,209
Tamsin I'm going to need your help,
I can't do this without you.

584
00:35:10,243 --> 00:35:13,345
But if they make me candy,
then I can't hurt anyone anymore.

585
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:16,181
- Then everyone will like me.
- I like you...

586
00:35:16,917 --> 00:35:19,318
You won't like me when
I confess the truth.

587
00:35:22,122 --> 00:35:24,556
I'm the reason the Wanderer found you.

588
00:35:29,062 --> 00:35:34,533
<i>In a previous life I hunted
Fae fugitives for a price.</i>

589
00:35:34,567 --> 00:35:36,635
<i>I was a Valkyrie.</i>

590
00:35:36,669 --> 00:35:38,603
<i>I was the best.</i>

591
00:35:38,638 --> 00:35:42,140
<i>And I was greedy.</i>

592
00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:46,031
<i>One look into his eyes and I knew</i>

593
00:35:46,066 --> 00:35:48,847
<i>I'd never really met true evil.</i>

594
00:35:48,881 --> 00:35:51,782
<i>Not until then.</i>

595
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:54,953
<i>I told my self I was
powerless to refuse this beast</i>

596
00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:58,789
<i>so I accepted his
bounty to find a woman.</i>

597
00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:01,025
<i>I took comfort that
the girl he described</i>

598
00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:03,394
<i>couldn't possibly exist.</i>

599
00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:05,863
<i>Eyes both brown and blue.</i>

600
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:08,566
<i>Virtuous, yet lustful.</i>

601
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:12,336
<i>Neither Dark nor Light, yet both.</i>

602
00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:16,173
So you see.

603
00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:18,108
You weren't supposed to be real.

604
00:36:21,245 --> 00:36:24,448
And the fact that I helped
that monster find you...

605
00:36:24,482 --> 00:36:27,617
Hey, Tamsin, listen to me.

606
00:36:27,651 --> 00:36:31,621
None of that matters now.
Do you understand?

607
00:36:31,655 --> 00:36:36,262
Hey, I forgive you.

608
00:36:44,167 --> 00:36:47,370
<i>So, no respect for the old ways?</i>

609
00:36:47,404 --> 00:36:49,310
We'll see about that.

610
00:36:49,345 --> 00:36:52,108
Buddy, you are ten pounds
of crazy in a two pound bag.

611
00:36:52,142 --> 00:36:54,176
Admit you ate it.
Admit it!

612
00:36:54,211 --> 00:36:57,046
Whoa, whoa whoa, that's
what this is all about?

613
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,116
We're here because we ate
your gas station people candy?

614
00:37:00,150 --> 00:37:02,651
People used to cower at
the mere mention of Krampus.

615
00:37:02,685 --> 00:37:04,686
They just need a reminder.

616
00:37:04,721 --> 00:37:07,156
Well Krampus, or whatever
the hell your name is...

617
00:37:07,190 --> 00:37:09,858
<i>He's not Krampus...</i>

618
00:37:09,893 --> 00:37:11,894
I am!

619
00:37:14,330 --> 00:37:17,833
[evil chuckle]

620
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,574
Ta-da. Ta-da.
[chuckles] 

621
00:37:29,992 --> 00:37:32,293
Holy shit.

622
00:37:32,327 --> 00:37:33,661
<i>[laughs]</i>

623
00:37:33,695 --> 00:37:36,064
Hold that thought.

624
00:37:36,098 --> 00:37:40,101
- You promised this would be my year!
- Silence!

625
00:37:40,136 --> 00:37:42,303
Children are such a
delight, aren't they?

626
00:37:42,337 --> 00:37:44,639
<i>But they get a little
bit more over zealous</i>

627
00:37:44,673 --> 00:37:46,140
when they try to please.

628
00:37:46,174 --> 00:37:48,909
Now what seems to be the bother?

629
00:37:48,943 --> 00:37:51,712
Uh, the bother, is that
Jeffrey over here is trying

630
00:37:51,747 --> 00:37:53,648
<i>to turn my friends
into human gobstoppers.</i>

631
00:37:53,682 --> 00:37:57,351
So go wonka-fy someone else
coz that ain't happening.

632
00:37:57,386 --> 00:37:59,553
Jeffrey, is this true?

633
00:37:59,588 --> 00:38:01,789
They're both worthy
offerings but I choose her.

634
00:38:01,823 --> 00:38:05,058
- Aww... Lucky.
- You choose her?

635
00:38:05,093 --> 00:38:07,594
Tut-tut-tut, ladies please.

636
00:38:07,628 --> 00:38:10,998
A sacrifice must be made.
The laws on this are clear.

637
00:38:11,032 --> 00:38:13,733
Yes, yes I see.

638
00:38:13,768 --> 00:38:17,437
Again, allow me to
apologize for the boy,

639
00:38:17,471 --> 00:38:20,173
he has a little bit of growing to do.

640
00:38:20,207 --> 00:38:22,141
<i>[laughs]</i>

641
00:38:22,176 --> 00:38:24,477
...Growing... nevermind.

642
00:38:24,512 --> 00:38:27,213
You can go.
 [fart sound]

643
00:38:27,247 --> 00:38:29,783
[laughing]

644
00:38:29,817 --> 00:38:31,984
And you.
 [fart sound]

645
00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:35,188
- You too!
- I'm telling Mom...

646
00:38:35,222 --> 00:38:36,655
[fart sound]

647
00:38:38,425 --> 00:38:40,392
What the hell did you do to them?

648
00:38:40,427 --> 00:38:42,594
Oh, I set them free of course.

649
00:38:42,629 --> 00:38:45,264
So why am I still here?

650
00:38:45,299 --> 00:38:48,400
There's darkness in you my child,

651
00:38:48,435 --> 00:38:52,043
<i>enough to make candy for centuries;</i>

652
00:38:52,078 --> 00:38:53,605
maybe even longer.

653
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,374
And the guilt.

654
00:38:55,408 --> 00:38:57,543
The denial.

655
00:38:57,577 --> 00:39:01,747
<i>Complex emotions make the best candy.</i>

656
00:39:01,781 --> 00:39:06,418
You, my little succubus...

657
00:39:06,453 --> 00:39:12,824
I have never made blue candy before.

658
00:39:12,859 --> 00:39:14,159
[fart sound]

659
00:39:15,794 --> 00:39:18,839
Let me go and I'll
consider letting you live.

660
00:39:18,874 --> 00:39:20,431
[laughs]
No, it's better like this.

661
00:39:20,466 --> 00:39:23,034
You see, you won't be
breaking any more hearts;

662
00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:24,502
no more hurting anyone.

663
00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:27,304
You'll just bring sweetness
to everyone you meet.

664
00:39:27,339 --> 00:39:28,873
Is that supposed to scare me?

665
00:39:28,907 --> 00:39:30,107
<i>[laughs]</i>

666
00:39:30,141 --> 00:39:33,745
Sour becomes Sweet.
Naughty is Nice.

667
00:39:33,779 --> 00:39:38,349
Guilt becomes Glue... 
and Denial is a river in Africa.

668
00:39:38,384 --> 00:39:39,884
<i>I am not afraid of you!</i>

669
00:39:39,918 --> 00:39:41,018
[laughs]

670
00:39:41,052 --> 00:39:43,020
<i>Believe me child when I tell you...</i>

671
00:39:43,054 --> 00:39:46,690
only the truth shall set you free.

672
00:39:46,724 --> 00:39:53,197
How can you be pure when you
will not confront your fears?

673
00:39:53,231 --> 00:39:54,698
Okay!

674
00:39:54,732 --> 00:39:57,200
Yes, I'm scared. Is that
what you want to hear?

675
00:39:57,234 --> 00:39:59,135
Aha...

676
00:39:59,169 --> 00:40:02,806
I'm scared of making the wrong choice.

677
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,776
Of losing my friends... 
my family ... again.

678
00:40:09,614 --> 00:40:14,784
- I'm terrified of what I'll become.
- Ooo!

679
00:40:14,818 --> 00:40:17,086
I'm terrified of what I'm capable of.

680
00:40:17,121 --> 00:40:20,023
I'm terrified of the Wanderer
and what he'll make me!!

681
00:40:20,057 --> 00:40:21,324
Aha!

682
00:40:21,358 --> 00:40:25,328
[chuckles]

683
00:40:29,266 --> 00:40:33,536
I'm scared.
Really, really scared.

684
00:40:35,939 --> 00:40:39,842
You don't have to be.
I've got you.

685
00:40:42,746 --> 00:40:45,085
Let's go home.

686
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:48,352
[music]

687
00:41:01,090 --> 00:41:05,026
- Are we still...?
- It's okay. 

688
00:41:05,061 --> 00:41:06,761
Everything's back to normal.

689
00:41:06,796 --> 00:41:09,531
Or at least what you call
normal in this crazy place.

690
00:41:09,566 --> 00:41:12,734
- Bruce?
- Passed out in your bed.

691
00:41:12,768 --> 00:41:14,669
Lil' nugget was all tuckered out.

692
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:21,275
The Wanderer.
That evil that you met.

693
00:41:21,310 --> 00:41:23,178
Could he be my father?

694
00:41:26,215 --> 00:41:30,351
That thing would've done
anything to claim his ideal mate.

695
00:41:31,486 --> 00:41:34,388
Even if it meant creating her himself.

696
00:41:35,390 --> 00:41:37,625
Bo!
Are you okay?

697
00:41:37,659 --> 00:41:39,660
Yeah, I'm fine, really.

698
00:41:39,695 --> 00:41:42,597
And you, young lady,
you had me worried sick,

699
00:41:42,631 --> 00:41:46,900
- do you know that?
- I'm sorry Moms.

700
00:41:46,935 --> 00:41:48,736
We will deal with you later.

701
00:41:48,770 --> 00:41:50,770
I see you and Hale worked things out.

702
00:41:50,804 --> 00:41:54,774
Oh sister please, I never
kiss and tell... within earshot.

703
00:41:54,808 --> 00:41:56,843
Or do-everything-and-tell-
and-trust-me-we-did-everything.

704
00:41:56,877 --> 00:41:58,410
Whoa!

705
00:41:58,445 --> 00:41:59,511
[puke sound]

706
00:41:59,546 --> 00:42:02,048
There's gotta be something
left to drink in this place.

707
00:42:02,082 --> 00:42:04,867
Uh, oh no, I feel
incredibly bad and I have

708
00:42:04,868 --> 00:42:07,653
no idea but, it's Yule and apparently...

709
00:42:07,687 --> 00:42:09,837
The Dark can't enter
a house where the Light

710
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,591
are celebrating Yule.
Not after midnight.

711
00:42:12,626 --> 00:42:15,227
- It's not the Fae way.
- Tamsin.

712
00:42:19,299 --> 00:42:21,166
Lauren left already with Vex.

713
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,934
Uh, she had to 
A: sober up

714
00:42:22,969 --> 00:42:25,637
and B: uh, sew his
hand back on properly...

715
00:42:25,671 --> 00:42:27,873
it's a really long story, but um,

716
00:42:27,907 --> 00:42:30,942
I'm not going in with those
jerks. I'm gonna stay with you.

717
00:42:30,977 --> 00:42:34,246
No, no please go inside.
Really.

718
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,148
I need some time to myself.

719
00:42:36,182 --> 00:42:38,616
Sort through a few things.

720
00:42:38,651 --> 00:42:41,185
- No.
- Honestly, just go.

721
00:42:41,219 --> 00:42:44,389
Well if you're gonna push me... 
Oh! And I found this box

722
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on the bed next to Dyson,
who's like totally passed out.

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It has your name on it.

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[music]

725
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[music]

726
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