1 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:12,300 Lost Girl - Season 04 - Episode 08 - Groundhog Fae 2 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:19,300 Synced & corrected by GhostedNet 3 00:00:59,250 --> 00:01:01,720 Hey doc, what do you think about the uh... 4 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:11,670 Whoa. 5 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:19,250 - Should we help her? - No. 6 00:01:19,290 --> 00:01:22,340 No, it's good for us... I mean her. 7 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:24,110 I mean, I think it's therapeutic. 8 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:27,980 How many failed missions does this make? 9 00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:31,150 Girl really wants that hel shoe. 10 00:01:39,290 --> 00:01:42,500 Goodbye, UnderFae guts. Hello brewskies. 11 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,670 Hey, who do we pay for the gas? 12 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:49,170 Leave the money on the counter. We trust ya. 13 00:01:56,180 --> 00:01:58,680 I got a good feeling about tonight. 14 00:01:58,710 --> 00:02:00,480 - Me too. - Me too. 15 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:12,920 Hmph. 16 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,590 Yule was a major event in my house. 17 00:02:16,630 --> 00:02:19,100 We used to stay up all night hiding from Krampus. 18 00:02:19,130 --> 00:02:21,900 I still remember the rhyme we'd say to ward him off. 19 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:22,530 - Oh yeah. - Remember? 20 00:02:22,570 --> 00:02:23,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 21 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:29,170 Beast of Burden, fool's delight, spare me on this yuletide night. 22 00:02:29,210 --> 00:02:31,180 Of course back then, Krampus would beat you 23 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:33,680 with a stick before he threw you in his sack. 24 00:02:33,710 --> 00:02:36,180 If I may Kenzi in her absence: who's got cramped-ass? 25 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:37,620 Kram-pus. 26 00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:39,950 He's like your Santa Claus only the complete opposite. 27 00:02:39,980 --> 00:02:43,120 Oh, for one thing he slides down your chimney on the hottest night of the year. 28 00:02:43,150 --> 00:02:44,960 Mmm sounds like my kind of elf. 29 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:47,860 Whoa, whoa are those are Yule candies for Krampus. 30 00:02:47,890 --> 00:02:49,630 You're gonna be on his naughty list. 31 00:02:49,660 --> 00:02:51,530 Oh bitch, I am the naughty list. 32 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:56,570 - Can't argue with that. - Nope. 33 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:00,400 I am tired, you drive. 34 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,170 My god, I gotta get out of these wet clothes. 35 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:08,850 After you. 36 00:03:11,780 --> 00:03:13,220 Ow! 37 00:03:31,070 --> 00:03:34,100 Life is hard when you don't know who you are. 38 00:03:34,140 --> 00:03:37,070 It's harder when you don't know what you are. 39 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:39,980 My love carries a death sentence. 40 00:03:40,010 --> 00:03:42,140 I was lost for years... 41 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:45,050 Searching, while hiding. 42 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:49,220 Only to find that I belong to a world hidden from humans. 43 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:50,890 I won't hide anymore. 44 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,220 I will live the life I choose. 45 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:59,170 4x08 - "Groundhog Fae" 46 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:02,030 The Lord of Yule, the Son of Hel, 47 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:05,370 to him our secrets we must tell. Lest Krampus... 48 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,140 Eugh! Okay, enough Stephanie Meyer. 49 00:04:08,170 --> 00:04:10,910 How about getting off your Kringle and help me put up 50 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:15,210 some tinsel since summer Christmas was your idea? 51 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:18,680 Yule is a sacred celebration of contrition, 52 00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:23,450 not some Franken-holiday concocted to sell melon ballers. 53 00:04:23,490 --> 00:04:27,790 - You have Rudolph on your sweater. - It's Eikpyrnir, the stag! 54 00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:31,030 He has a Red Nose! It's Rudolph. 55 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:35,000 Oh, welcome to Santa's workshop. 56 00:04:35,030 --> 00:04:36,160 Ni hao. 57 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,800 How're all my favorite Nutcrackers? 58 00:04:37,830 --> 00:04:40,100 Tired. We hit another dead end. 59 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:42,053 - Actually, it was an ogre. - Huh. 60 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:44,140 Who knew finding a magical hel shoe could 61 00:04:44,170 --> 00:04:46,770 - be quite so difficult. - Place looks great K-star. 62 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,460 Thanks. So where's Hale? 63 00:04:49,466 --> 00:04:50,970 Who's Hale? 64 00:04:51,610 --> 00:04:53,880 I'm Krampus. Get in my sack! 65 00:04:53,910 --> 00:04:58,050 Ou... Whoa! Buy a girl a drink first, horny. 66 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:05,290 - Place looks great! - Thanks. 67 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,580 - Guess you've had your hands full. - Not as full as they're gonna be. 68 00:05:08,586 --> 00:05:10,526 - Ouu. - Ahem. 69 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:14,730 Oh, uh okay... people listen up! 70 00:05:14,770 --> 00:05:16,500 Bo-bo has been really stressed out lately 71 00:05:16,530 --> 00:05:18,770 so we want to show her a good time. 72 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,470 So I don't wanna see any Fa-la-la-la-lazy-ass 73 00:05:21,510 --> 00:05:24,670 - partying tonight! Got it? - Full on partying. Got it. 74 00:05:24,710 --> 00:05:26,980 That's right. We have to show Bo we still love her. 75 00:05:27,010 --> 00:05:28,480 Yes, that even though she's Dark... 76 00:05:28,510 --> 00:05:31,610 - ...and suffering from Wanderer PTSD... - That we are here for her. 77 00:05:31,650 --> 00:05:33,980 That she is not alone. 78 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:36,120 - Yup. - Here, here. 79 00:05:45,630 --> 00:05:49,760 Oh gross. How long was I out? 80 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,670 I can't believe they just left me ... 81 00:05:57,710 --> 00:06:00,380 and I'm talking to myself, perfect. 82 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:21,530 Yes! 83 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:25,270 S'up s'up. You got the disease, Choga got the cure. 84 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:29,770 It's cash only but uh, for you, Choga work something out. 85 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:33,270 - What is a Choga? - Man, how you don't know Choga? 86 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,910 I'm side to side, up and down the dial, yo. 87 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:39,510 So, uh, tick tock, you wanna ride the dragon or what? 88 00:06:39,550 --> 00:06:41,380 Was any of that English? 89 00:06:42,420 --> 00:06:45,690 Mmm... you ain't never had a high so fly girl. 90 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,820 Let's not bother the nice lady. 91 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:51,420 Hi Bo. Happy Yule. 92 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:55,800 - Thank you Bruce. - Armpits is half-price! 93 00:06:56,660 --> 00:06:59,970 And now I'm tasting vomit and I just got here. 94 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,930 Yeah Choga could work around that. 95 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,840 Oi Choga, give us a lick. 96 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:11,250 - Is that what I think it is? - It was addressed 97 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:13,610 to the Dark Archives c/o Bo in Bo's handwriting. 98 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:16,250 And not only did I not tell her about it, 99 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,850 I kind of opened it. 100 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:21,920 Yeah, I can see that. We can't give this to her. 101 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:22,820 Says you. 102 00:07:24,590 --> 00:07:26,090 - Whoa, hey! - Hey! 103 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:28,130 You guys scared the chi out of me. 104 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,690 - Dyson's fault. - Sorry. 105 00:07:29,730 --> 00:07:32,500 And what is with this party? Did everyone here lick Choga? 106 00:07:32,530 --> 00:07:35,000 I don't know, ask Vex they came together. 107 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:37,470 And thank you for feeding my growing abandonment issues 108 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,240 by leaving me alone in the car. 109 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:42,170 At least you have two hands! 110 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:45,210 I mean, I've only one and fourteen more of these to drink. 111 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:48,810 - Is this my corset? - You can't own possessions! 112 00:07:48,850 --> 00:07:50,280 Kenzi! 113 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,720 Bo... 114 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:58,390 - We're gonna need more booze. - Agreed. 115 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:06,430 My Kenzi sense is tingling. 116 00:08:06,470 --> 00:08:08,370 Damn girl. Let me catch up. 117 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:11,740 - Oh no, it's probably just gas. - Yeah, sexy gas. 118 00:08:11,770 --> 00:08:15,740 - Daddy's gonna fill your tank. - Excuse me? 119 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:19,140 Ignore that. I'll get it better next time. 120 00:08:21,610 --> 00:08:23,150 Kenzi's door is locked, 121 00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:25,920 fine, but she's never been with a Fae before, you know? 122 00:08:25,950 --> 00:08:28,320 And Hale better behave himself, but still, 123 00:08:28,350 --> 00:08:31,460 can you believe she hasn't even come down to check on me? 124 00:08:31,490 --> 00:08:34,060 Oh, and speaking of inconsiderate... 125 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:36,760 hello, Lauren, Dyson the new Wonder Twins? 126 00:08:36,790 --> 00:08:40,160 - Am I right? - If you can't beat 'em... 127 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:44,330 Join 'em? I can't even get them to notice I was missing. Again! 128 00:08:44,370 --> 00:08:48,510 Yule is the perfect occasion to confront one's fears. 129 00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:51,510 Fears? Me? Please. 130 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:54,510 Okay so, maybe I'm running out of excuses to not get back 131 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:57,110 on that train but... why am I telling you all this? 132 00:08:57,150 --> 00:08:58,210 And who are you? 133 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,980 Sometimes the answers are staring us in the face. 134 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:07,090 - Hilarious. - Always kills at the orphanage. 135 00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:13,930 Bo! 136 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:14,800 You're here?! 137 00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:16,200 Tamsin...? 138 00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:19,300 I am so sorry. 139 00:09:26,910 --> 00:09:30,480 - What was that for? - Doesn't matter. 140 00:09:30,510 --> 00:09:34,650 You're not going to remember any of this in two seconds. 141 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:37,520 - Opa! - Opa! 142 00:09:45,573 --> 00:09:48,010 What the F...? 143 00:10:07,746 --> 00:10:09,560 Yes! 144 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,406 S'up s'up. You got the disease, Choga got the cure. 145 00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:17,886 Seriously, what the hell did you slip me? 146 00:10:17,953 --> 00:10:19,433 Man, you know Choga. 147 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,070 I'm side to side, up and down the dial, yo. 148 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:25,740 So tick tock, you wanna ride the dragon or what? 149 00:10:25,770 --> 00:10:27,470 No no, we already did this. 150 00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:30,940 Naw, Choga never forgets a tongue girl. 151 00:10:30,980 --> 00:10:33,350 Let's not bother the nice lady, Choga. 152 00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:38,720 - Hi Bo. Happy Yule. - Armpits is half price. 153 00:10:39,650 --> 00:10:43,460 Thanks... Bruce. Again. 154 00:10:54,430 --> 00:10:57,540 Yo! Valkyrie lips! What was that? 155 00:10:57,570 --> 00:11:00,310 You actually remember! I'm not alone! I can't believe this. 156 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:01,510 What is going on? 157 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,070 In about three seconds Fugly over there calls 158 00:11:06,073 --> 00:11:07,280 Brunette by the wrong name. 159 00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:11,220 You're so hot, Christie. 160 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:16,450 - That's not my name. - Oh, Carrie. 161 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:21,930 - It's Jeanette. - I was way off. 162 00:11:22,153 --> 00:11:24,730 Lady Roids makes it about two more sips before... 163 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,900 Fire in the hole. 164 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:35,210 Oh good god, I can smell that from here. 165 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,480 She's a Sasquatch. She probably ate like a hundred kittens. 166 00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:39,380 And...duck. 167 00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:42,750 I said duck. 168 00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:45,080 How long have you been doing Groundhog Day? 169 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,820 And haven't you tried telling anyone? 170 00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:50,420 Like, oh my gosh... I didn't even think about that 171 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,660 like a hundred times! 172 00:11:51,690 --> 00:11:54,790 Hey you, I know this is gonna sound crazy but we are stuck 173 00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:56,290 in some sort of quantum paradox 174 00:11:56,330 --> 00:11:58,560 the same night keeps repeating over and over again. 175 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,930 Yule Fools! 176 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:04,200 Thanks asshat, and good luck with that rash. 177 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:07,640 - What? - You'll find out. 178 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:14,610 No matter who I tell I get the same reaction. Over and over. 179 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,750 Nothing... Until you and I kissed. 180 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:20,880 Mmm. 181 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:31,130 - Nada. - Speak for yourself. 182 00:12:32,730 --> 00:12:35,460 Anyway. Maybe you need to do it with someone you have a 183 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,730 connection with. Have you talked to Lauren or Dyson... 184 00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:40,770 You mean the same people that left me in the car, alone? 185 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,370 Besides I already went upstairs. They're being weird with Vex. 186 00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:45,710 And Kenzi hasn't even come to check on me. 187 00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:49,680 Please, that girl's stuck from Hale to Eternity. 188 00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:51,750 Besides, for them it's just party as usual. 189 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:54,450 They are not stuck in the loop. Say opa. 190 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:59,250 - What? - Three-two-one... 191 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,920 Opa! 192 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,670 'Cause this song just gets better and better... 193 00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:21,310 He is getting a rash. Everywhere. 194 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:26,910 Oh yeah! We can drink to that. 195 00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:31,350 - S'up s'up. - Bruce. ...Bruce? 196 00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:33,120 Yo, whatchyou calling that meat mountain for? 197 00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:34,420 He can't fill your prescription! 198 00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:43,260 You know what... screw it. I am calling time out on hel shoes, 199 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:46,030 on being Dark, all of it. Everyone here is having fun. 200 00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:48,430 Now it is my turn. Starting with him. 201 00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:51,400 Oh yeah, I got to him about fifteen repeats ago. 202 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:55,940 Well that settles it. Time to get our Yule on. 203 00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:01,850 Yeah! 204 00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:22,730 - Here? In front of everybody? - Oh they won't remember. 205 00:14:22,770 --> 00:14:25,740 Besides: tell me this wasn't on your list. 206 00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:37,420 To commence the annual Yule drinking game we shall drink 207 00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:40,450 to decide whether or not we tell Bo about the box. Agreed? 208 00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:43,090 - Agreed. - Pros. 209 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:47,760 Okay, well Bo is always very big on the truth. 210 00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:49,060 True. 211 00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:53,600 Cons. 212 00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:56,770 Cons: We may lose Bo to the big locomotive in the sky forever. 213 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,270 Well as somebody who knows Bo beyond her rack size 214 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,570 - and underwear line... - Oo, burn! 215 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:05,410 I think that the best course of action is some caution. 216 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,780 Because although I love her, you know she is sometimes 217 00:15:08,810 --> 00:15:10,910 a very sexy bull in a China shop. 218 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:14,350 Well as someone who sacrificed his love to save Bo's life... 219 00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:16,150 Oh, wow god, really. Boring. 220 00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:18,310 - Hi. - ...rather than lying to her 221 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:20,020 - countless times... - Wow. 222 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:21,250 - Mm-hmm. - A-mazing! 223 00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:24,140 Let me just say that I've learned that Bo can handle herself. 224 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:27,410 And it is never a good idea to get in the way of Bo's destiny. 225 00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:31,250 Oh, should I tell Bo ... Bo doesn't love me ... 226 00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:34,820 Come on, let's figure out what to do with the mystery package 227 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:37,460 and settle the enigma of the most boring threesome 228 00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:41,460 ever once and for all! Present your cases to me! 229 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,830 And I shall deliberate! 230 00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:46,700 What do you think? 231 00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:49,070 I probably think the opposite of whatever you think. 232 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:52,200 Granted. But you realize we're about to listen to Vex. Right? 233 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,570 Who is sorts kinda Bo's pet now. 234 00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:57,180 C'mon now. Come to Team Vex. 235 00:15:57,210 --> 00:16:04,280 Where yee shall be judged, most worthy of Bo's box. 236 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:16,630 Round and round we go where she stops nobody knows. 237 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:21,270 Kenzi was pretty bummed when you left. 238 00:16:22,053 --> 00:16:26,340 Yeah I just needed to find my kind. Other Valkyries. 239 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:31,560 - Find myself, if you will. - Did you? 240 00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:35,933 - I have a lot to amend for. - Oh. Who doesn't. 241 00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:40,650 Happy Yule, Valkryie. 242 00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:47,390 Bo, there's something I need to talk to you about... 243 00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:53,300 Well that's new. 244 00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:57,560 - And definitely bad. - Opa? 245 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:08,500 Holy shit. 246 00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:15,890 Good, stick together. 247 00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:18,440 S'up s'up. You got the disease, Choga... 248 00:17:18,953 --> 00:17:19,980 You think Mama Choga wanted you 249 00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:22,910 to leave the lilypad to be a sweat peddler? Huh? 250 00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:26,680 You're better than this! And stay away from the walls! 251 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:31,090 Okay, I have looked everywhere. Grey-hair McCutie is gone. 252 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,120 Okay, well whatever took him must have something 253 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,630 to do with the time shifts. 254 00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:37,160 Okay, you think this has something to do with me? 255 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,960 Because everything terrible 'round here usually has to do with me. 256 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,830 No. Chill. Tamsin, okay? 257 00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:44,130 Has anyone else gone missing since you've been here? 258 00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:47,500 I don't know. I just thought everyone got drunk and took off. 259 00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:48,670 Bruce. 260 00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:51,370 He was here, helping me lift amphibian-arms out of my way. 261 00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:52,380 And now he's...gone. 262 00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:54,410 Yeah, but like Bruce is like gamma ray huge! 263 00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:57,910 - What or who could of... - Suck him into a walls? 264 00:17:57,950 --> 00:18:01,250 Okay, tell me everything you remember before you got to the party. 265 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:03,750 Did you piss off a wizard or something along your travels? 266 00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:07,020 No, no I took the 43 bus, got off at the gas station, 267 00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:10,090 I got a pack of gum, and I came straight here. I swear. 268 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,600 Okay, well we need to stop this thing before it 269 00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:15,370 - snatches someone else. - Ok, um... How? 270 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,870 I don't know. Normally in these situations I just ask... 271 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,070 - Trick! - Trick! 272 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:22,170 He should be easy to find he's wearing one helluva a sweater. 273 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:27,940 First time I saw Bo? I knew she was special. 274 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:30,510 - And trouble. - No argument here. 275 00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:32,550 Mm-hmm. 276 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:33,980 Amen. 277 00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:39,660 But if I hadn't been there to give her the old Wolf-Chi 278 00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:41,990 power up she would not have survived those trials. 279 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,390 Puh-lease. 280 00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:47,260 Hahaha, so in a way ... I'm responsible for her still being here 281 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:52,200 so I should choose what to do with her box ... the box. 282 00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:56,370 - Objection! - Nah. No, a point for trying to win. 283 00:18:56,410 --> 00:19:00,140 But minus a point for not noticing my jubblies in this bra. 284 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,580 I'm not playing that game. 285 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:07,010 When I first met Bo she didn't even know her hole 286 00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:09,620 from an ass in the ground. She was all like... 287 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:12,920 "I'm a killer, get in my way and I'm gonna kill you... 288 00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:14,860 that's what killers do. " That's right. 289 00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:16,420 And then I curbed her hunger. 290 00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:19,190 And then she was like "maybe I'm okay, I'm not so bad". 291 00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:21,960 And I love her also, so I think that we should 292 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,460 just throw the box in a big old fire, voilá. 293 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,470 The Doctor, thank you very much, rests! 294 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,940 Agh, Bo gets kidnapped by mysterious black smoke, 295 00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:33,770 sends herself an ominous package ... 296 00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:38,080 - why are we fighting about this? - I don't know, Dyson. 297 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:41,880 - I don't know anything. - Neither do I. 298 00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:47,550 How is it that even you love somebody so much and... 299 00:19:47,590 --> 00:19:49,760 Let them down? 300 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:58,100 - Exactly. - Still working on that one too. 301 00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:03,000 Come here you. 302 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,770 - C'mon Doctor. - Hah. 303 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,810 Hug it out. 304 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,810 Been a long time. Give it to me. Give me some love. 305 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,410 Give me some love. 306 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,150 - Okay. - Oi... 307 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:18,930 - Okay. - So what does the genius get, 308 00:20:18,940 --> 00:20:21,320 you know, who organized this little Kumbaya? 309 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:26,960 You ... get your hand re-attached. By me. Rrright now. 310 00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:30,500 Drunkin' surgery. I'll be the nurse. 311 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:34,300 - Ou. - Oo, this is getting kinky... 312 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:41,270 Oh, Trick. Trick, you have no idea how good it is to see you. 313 00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:43,240 You can't prove I did that. 314 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:47,110 Wow. Okay, easy does it. 315 00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:50,380 - How long I been out? - What is the last thing you remember? 316 00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:53,220 I was helping Kenzi with the decorations and the doorbell 317 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:57,560 kept ringing, and something about...? Oprah!!! 318 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:01,730 - You're pretty. - Okay, look you have to listen to me. 319 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,730 This is going to sound outrageous but you have to believe me. 320 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,160 Of course. You're my grand-dubus. 321 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,130 My succu-daughter. 322 00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:12,000 Okay, we're stuck in some sort of a time loop. Time keeps repeating. 323 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,770 I need water. Mmm. 324 00:21:14,810 --> 00:21:16,970 It gets worse. Okay. People are disappearing. 325 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:19,740 One we know of for sure but there could be more. 326 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:20,810 We need your help... 327 00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:21,810 Opa!! 328 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,450 Oh, I hope Kenzi's having better luck than I am. 329 00:21:34,490 --> 00:21:36,190 My Kenzi sense is tingling. 330 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:39,190 I'm gonna mingle with your tingle like I'm single, girl. 331 00:21:39,230 --> 00:21:41,000 Say what now? 332 00:21:48,510 --> 00:21:50,970 It does not smell amazing in here. 333 00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:55,540 My Kenzi sense is tingling. 334 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:58,680 I feel it too, it's like a burning sensation. 335 00:21:58,710 --> 00:21:59,580 Huh? 336 00:22:08,890 --> 00:22:10,660 These aren't mine. 337 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,230 - My Kenzi sense is tingling. - That's just my love train, 338 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:22,300 pulling into your tunnel of... love. 339 00:22:28,910 --> 00:22:30,340 Dammit! 340 00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:35,980 I would have died a thousand deaths just to meet you, 341 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:41,520 yet now that I have, I want to live forever. 342 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,560 - Awww... Hale. - That's the one. 343 00:22:44,590 --> 00:22:46,790 - That's the one? - Mm-hmm. 344 00:22:46,830 --> 00:22:50,730 Okay, um, a little, ya know, first-time-with-a-Fae-box from Bo. 345 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:54,470 Okay... Oh wow. That's... prepared. 346 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,670 We've got edible, non-edible, fat-free, 347 00:22:56,700 --> 00:23:01,310 firm, fire-proof, fig flavoured and... 348 00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:04,880 Look, if you don't wanna do this. 349 00:23:04,910 --> 00:23:09,280 Oh, no I-I do. Believe me. I do. 350 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,250 Kenzi and Hale, take sixty-seven. 351 00:23:18,390 --> 00:23:21,230 Okay, ninth time's the charm, c'mon Trick! Concentrate! 352 00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:22,800 You can't prove I did that. 353 00:23:22,830 --> 00:23:25,800 Okay, we're in a time loop the walls are eating people, help! 354 00:23:25,830 --> 00:23:28,100 Oh this... this izbad. 355 00:23:28,130 --> 00:23:29,940 What? Una Mens bad? 356 00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:31,640 Smoke-nappers bad? 357 00:23:31,670 --> 00:23:34,170 Six more weeks of winter bad? What!? 358 00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:36,410 Yule fools! 359 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,580 - He's useless to us. - You're pretty. 360 00:23:38,610 --> 00:23:40,410 - I know. - He's been useless. 361 00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:42,950 Look, I've been wanting to say this for a while. 362 00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:45,980 I know that you haven't helped me find the Wanderer. 363 00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:47,890 Why? 364 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,800 Because I'm terrified. 365 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,590 What aren't you telling me? 366 00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:54,630 Okay, I don't mean to rush you but... 367 00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:55,730 Opa! 368 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,540 Oh dammit, Trick. 369 00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:07,870 Who else knows about... Yule. 370 00:24:12,310 --> 00:24:16,050 Hale! Something is going on, we're in danger, it could be Una Mens. 371 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,620 We've tried this already. And nobody is taking us seriously. 372 00:24:18,650 --> 00:24:21,450 Nah, Una Mens ain't dumb enough to cause trouble on Yule. 373 00:24:21,490 --> 00:24:23,890 Hell, they're probably off playing kissyface under the mistletoe. 374 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,660 Please don't tell them I said that. 375 00:24:25,690 --> 00:24:28,690 Well whoever it is, we need all hands on deck. Where's Kenzi? 376 00:24:28,730 --> 00:24:32,730 Off freshen up. Again. Opa! 377 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,600 Comet, Cupid and Blitzen. 378 00:24:34,630 --> 00:24:37,840 You know about the loop? You're in on it?! 379 00:24:37,870 --> 00:24:42,210 Haha, Krampus got both of you too? Oh man, he's got skills. 380 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,340 Hold up. 381 00:24:43,370 --> 00:24:47,310 This entire thing is just some stupid holiday prank? 382 00:24:47,350 --> 00:24:49,250 - Seriously? - Krampus? 383 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,580 You mean that Anti-Claus Fae you guys we're talking about? 384 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:54,850 Yeah, every year he picks a few Yule fools to repeat the night. 385 00:24:54,890 --> 00:24:56,890 - It's totally harmless. - Harmless? 386 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,260 We just saw some guy get sucked into the wallpaper. 387 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:01,890 - What? - No, no Krampus feeds on regret. 388 00:25:01,930 --> 00:25:03,930 That's why he puts people in the loop; 389 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,600 sooner or later they'll get into all kinds of trouble. 390 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,300 Hey Kiebler, what the hell's going on here? 391 00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:15,140 You call this a Yule party? No fruit? 392 00:25:15,170 --> 00:25:18,910 No offerings to Vanir? No wassailing. 393 00:25:18,940 --> 00:25:21,460 And this... this has no business here... 394 00:25:21,493 --> 00:25:23,673 Oh now we gettin' all up in each other's business?! 395 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,680 This mangy cur is not Eikpyrnir, the stag. 396 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,780 - It's Rudolph!! - I knew it!! 397 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:30,790 Trick has got to hear this. 398 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:35,320 - Bo-bo, where you been? - Where have I been? 399 00:25:36,390 --> 00:25:40,960 Hey, buddy. I'm starting to think that you were not technically invited... 400 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,970 Krampusnacht is a night people should revere ... 401 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,840 You'll rue the day you thought to desecrate the Yule Lord! 402 00:25:49,370 --> 00:25:50,540 Bo, watch out! 403 00:25:53,780 --> 00:25:55,640 Sweet Christmas. 404 00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:03,160 - Kenzie? - Upstairs safe with Trick. 405 00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:05,820 Was that ... shitty Santa? Whats his name. Krampus? 406 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,930 Krampus ain't supposed to space suck people. 407 00:26:07,970 --> 00:26:10,740 No, he-he's just a kindly old prankster who whisks 408 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,370 naughty children off in his sack to Candyland. 409 00:26:13,410 --> 00:26:16,740 Yeah well apparently he's really stepped up his game this year. 410 00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:19,730 - How do I find him? - Uh, we go back to wherever 411 00:26:19,730 --> 00:26:22,180 we showed up on his radar, I guess. 412 00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:23,620 Which could be anywhere. 413 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:27,090 Okay, Tamsin stopped to buy gum. 414 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,250 She got off the number 43 bus... 415 00:26:29,290 --> 00:26:31,190 - Which goes right by... - The gas station. 416 00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:33,290 Oh god, what if something happens to her? 417 00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:34,490 Stay calm. 418 00:26:34,530 --> 00:26:37,360 If we got one thing on our side it's time. Remember? 419 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:42,130 God, Hale why the hell would you put yourself through this voluntarily? 420 00:26:42,170 --> 00:26:44,970 Wait? You and... Kenzi? 421 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,270 God, that is just skeevy. 422 00:26:46,310 --> 00:26:49,070 Ow-ow-ow. It's the opposite of skeevy! 423 00:26:49,110 --> 00:26:53,180 Okay, look I had a chance to perfect my game. 424 00:26:53,210 --> 00:26:54,710 So to speak. 425 00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:56,880 I swear I was going to tell her. 426 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,620 - I think you just did. - What? 427 00:27:00,990 --> 00:27:03,390 Who's the Yule fool now, hm? 428 00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:07,220 No wait, just leave her. In a few minutes she won't remember 429 00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:11,090 - any of this anyway. Right? - Maybe. 430 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,960 But that doesn't make it right. 431 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,770 Opa! 432 00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:22,410 Thanks for the part-ay. Why am I itchy? 433 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,510 I didn't start back in the car. What happened? 434 00:27:25,540 --> 00:27:28,140 Are we done repeating the loop? What does this mean? 435 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,230 It means Krampus has found 436 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,550 someone with enough regret to tide him over. 437 00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:35,050 And as for us, we're back to normal time. 438 00:27:35,090 --> 00:27:38,520 So life continues; without Tamsin. 439 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,520 Oh, I've gotta get to that gas station. 440 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,290 You stay here and protect everybody else. 441 00:27:42,330 --> 00:27:43,530 Whoa... Bo. 442 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,530 Blade of steel, hilt of bone. 443 00:27:48,570 --> 00:27:50,530 Yuletide Eve, you must atone. 444 00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:55,200 Look, Krampus may be a joke but that doesn't make him harmless. 445 00:27:59,610 --> 00:28:01,210 Thank you. 446 00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:07,350 I'll pee on the post. 447 00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:08,880 All right, all right. Whoa, whoa... 448 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:13,090 - Here it is, here it is. - Are you sure you know what you're doing? 449 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,720 Are you kidding me? She could do a brainopsy 450 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,560 with both hands tied behind her back. 451 00:28:17,590 --> 00:28:19,930 That is not a thing, but thank you. 452 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,230 Please, can you please confirm that this is your hand. 453 00:28:23,260 --> 00:28:24,830 I'm going to need more sedatives. 454 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:30,070 Hey, honestly what are we doing with Bo's box? 455 00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:33,140 Well obviously we can't give it to her. 456 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,140 Why obviously? 457 00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:37,990 Because Dyson, if I said green, you'd say purple, to get my goat. 458 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:40,050 I don't want your goat. I can get any goat I want. 459 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:41,110 I'm a good goat-catcher... 460 00:28:41,150 --> 00:28:44,820 Oh, you both want the same goat. We get it already. 461 00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:47,750 What you two don't get. 462 00:28:47,790 --> 00:28:50,690 Is that you don't hate each other anymore. 463 00:28:55,730 --> 00:28:59,100 - Okay, what's in this stuff? - A whole lotta truth... 464 00:28:59,130 --> 00:29:02,500 and a little Choga sweat. Woohoo! 465 00:29:03,270 --> 00:29:04,540 You know, he's right though. 466 00:29:04,570 --> 00:29:08,240 I haven't hated you for a long time. 467 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,410 You're the only one that gets my predicament, Wolfie. 468 00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:13,650 And you make me laugh. 469 00:29:15,850 --> 00:29:19,150 To us. To Bo. 470 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:22,620 To drunken surgery. Gah! 471 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,890 Ouu mmmm. 472 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,560 Get away from me. I gotta put that on you. 473 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,500 Tamsin?! 474 00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:47,360 Tamsin? Are you here? 475 00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:10,700 Tamsin? 476 00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:16,040 Oh, and it's back in the car again. 477 00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:25,120 Come to stuff my stocking with your Yule log again, stud? 478 00:30:25,150 --> 00:30:28,450 I'm so sorry lil mama, that was stupid. 479 00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:36,160 - So how many times did we...? - No, none. 480 00:30:36,190 --> 00:30:38,260 Not once; I swear. 481 00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:41,630 I mean we came close a couple times but we never... 482 00:30:41,670 --> 00:30:44,570 Connected? 483 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:50,620 Look I just wanted to make this night perfect, you know? 484 00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:59,250 Look dude, I dig you. 485 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,620 But be real. You're Fae, I'm human. 486 00:31:01,650 --> 00:31:03,720 It's never gonna be perfect. 487 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:12,900 And I wouldn't have it any other way. 488 00:31:12,930 --> 00:31:16,260 - I just didn't want to disappoint you. - Are you kidding me? 489 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:21,000 The Casanova of Clan Zamora? 490 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,400 I've never done this before. 491 00:31:25,370 --> 00:31:29,540 With someone... I really care about. 492 00:31:43,930 --> 00:31:45,730 Whoa. 493 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:53,030 - Where are you going? - To freshen up. 494 00:31:53,070 --> 00:31:55,470 Everyone deserves a second chance. 495 00:31:57,970 --> 00:32:01,810 There's no rush. We have time. 496 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:49,220 What the hell is this place? 497 00:32:59,070 --> 00:33:02,870 - Tamsin? - Oh hey, Bo! How you doing? 498 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:06,870 - I'm gonna get you out of here. - No. It's okay. 499 00:33:06,910 --> 00:33:12,140 I've been naughty but now I'm gonna be candy!! 500 00:33:12,180 --> 00:33:14,880 I already broke the machine once. 501 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:18,120 Now I have to wait to be candy! 502 00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:21,190 Okay, brainwashed Betty. 503 00:33:21,220 --> 00:33:25,060 Listen up: have you been naughty? Yes, who hasn't? 504 00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:28,790 But you are a good person. And despite all, you are my friend. 505 00:33:28,830 --> 00:33:31,530 And I'm not leaving you behind! 506 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,370 If they make me into a lollipop, 507 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,700 I want you to have the first lick. 508 00:33:36,740 --> 00:33:40,070 Alright, that is it. I'm getting you out of here. 509 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:43,210 Eugh! 510 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:47,980 Those are on too tight. I need something to stop the... 511 00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:58,520 Eugh. Hale I could kiss you. 512 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,590 Eugh! 513 00:34:02,990 --> 00:34:06,230 Okay come on, let's go. 514 00:34:06,260 --> 00:34:09,430 - You're not going anywhere. - And why would we want to? 515 00:34:11,140 --> 00:34:14,270 Silly girls. This is the belly of Yule. 516 00:34:14,310 --> 00:34:18,240 This is where sour becomes sweet. And naughty becomes nice. 517 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,340 Uh, no this is where the succubus goes bad Santa 518 00:34:21,370 --> 00:34:23,750 on your badly camoflage'd ass. Because all this? 519 00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:26,480 - This is just Bad Christmas! - Blasphemer! 520 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,990 The Valkryie is mine by the ancient laws of Yule. 521 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:31,750 Oh, yeah? Well by the powers vested in me by merry old 522 00:34:31,790 --> 00:34:33,790 Saint Nick, I say she's coming with me. 523 00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:36,330 Fine. Take her. 524 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,680 If you can. 525 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:41,960 Come on. 526 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,670 Ou! 527 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:49,100 Tamsin I'm going to need your help, I can't do this without you. 528 00:34:49,140 --> 00:34:52,240 But if they make me candy, then I can't hurt anyone anymore. 529 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,080 - Then everyone will like me. - I like you... 530 00:34:55,810 --> 00:34:58,210 You won't like me when I confess the truth. 531 00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:03,450 I'm the reason the Wanderer found you. 532 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:13,430 In a previous life I hunted Fae fugitives for a price. 533 00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:15,530 I was a Valkyrie. 534 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,500 I was the best. 535 00:35:17,530 --> 00:35:21,040 And I was greedy. 536 00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:24,930 One look into his eyes and I knew 537 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,740 I'd never really met true evil. 538 00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:30,680 Not until then. 539 00:35:30,710 --> 00:35:33,850 I told my self I was powerless to refuse this beast 540 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:37,680 so I accepted his bounty to find a woman. 541 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,920 I took comfort that the girl he described 542 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,290 couldn't possibly exist. 543 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,760 Eyes both brown and blue. 544 00:35:44,790 --> 00:35:47,460 Virtuous, yet lustful. 545 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:51,230 Neither Dark nor Light, yet both. 546 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,070 So you see. 547 00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:57,000 You weren't supposed to be real. 548 00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:03,340 And the fact that I helped that monster find you... 549 00:36:03,380 --> 00:36:06,510 Hey, Tamsin, listen to me. 550 00:36:06,550 --> 00:36:10,520 None of that matters now. Do you understand? 551 00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:15,160 Hey, I forgive you. 552 00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:26,270 So, no respect for the old ways? 553 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:27,760 We'll see about that. 554 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,860 Buddy, you are ten pounds of crazy in a two pound bag. 555 00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:32,626 Admit you ate it. Admit it! 556 00:36:32,653 --> 00:36:35,840 Whoa, whoa whoa, that's what this is all about? 557 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,910 We're here because we ate your gas station people candy? 558 00:36:38,950 --> 00:36:41,450 People used to cower at the mere mention of Krampus. 559 00:36:41,580 --> 00:36:43,480 They just need a reminder. 560 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,950 Well Krampus, or whatever the hell your name is... 561 00:36:45,990 --> 00:36:48,650 He's not Krampus... 562 00:36:48,793 --> 00:36:50,690 I am! 563 00:37:03,313 --> 00:37:06,970 Ta-da. Ta-da. 564 00:37:10,746 --> 00:37:13,690 Holy shit. 565 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,760 Hold that thought. 566 00:37:17,090 --> 00:37:20,740 - You promised this would be my year! - Silence! 567 00:37:20,966 --> 00:37:23,093 Children are such a delight, aren't they? 568 00:37:23,130 --> 00:37:25,273 But they get a little bit more over zealous 569 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:26,940 when they try to please. 570 00:37:26,970 --> 00:37:29,700 Now what seems to be the bother? 571 00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:32,510 Uh, the bother, is that Jeffrey over here is trying 572 00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:34,440 to turn my friends into human gobstoppers. 573 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:38,150 So go wonka-fy someone else coz that ain't happening. 574 00:37:38,180 --> 00:37:40,350 Jeffrey, is this true? 575 00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:42,580 They're both worthy offerings but I choose her. 576 00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:45,850 - Aww... Lucky. - You choose her? 577 00:37:45,890 --> 00:37:48,390 Tut-tut-tut, ladies please. 578 00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:51,790 A sacrifice must be made. The laws on this are clear. 579 00:37:51,830 --> 00:37:54,530 Yes, yes I see. 580 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:58,230 Again, allow me to apologize for the boy, 581 00:37:58,270 --> 00:38:00,970 he has a little bit of growing to do. 582 00:38:02,970 --> 00:38:05,270 ...Growing... nevermind. 583 00:38:05,310 --> 00:38:08,010 You can go. 584 00:38:10,610 --> 00:38:12,780 And you. 585 00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:15,980 - You too! - I'm telling Mom... 586 00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:21,190 What the hell did you do to them? 587 00:38:21,220 --> 00:38:23,390 Oh, I set them free of course. 588 00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:26,060 So why am I still here? 589 00:38:26,090 --> 00:38:29,200 There's darkness in you my child, 590 00:38:29,230 --> 00:38:32,840 enough to make candy for centuries; 591 00:38:32,870 --> 00:38:34,400 maybe even longer. 592 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,170 And the guilt. 593 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,340 The denial. 594 00:38:38,370 --> 00:38:42,540 Complex emotions make the best candy. 595 00:38:42,580 --> 00:38:47,210 You, my little succubus... 596 00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:53,620 I have never made blue candy before. 597 00:38:56,590 --> 00:38:59,630 Let me go and I'll consider letting you live. 598 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,230 No, it's better like this. 599 00:39:01,260 --> 00:39:03,830 You see, you won't be breaking any more hearts; 600 00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:05,300 no more hurting anyone. 601 00:39:05,330 --> 00:39:08,100 You'll just bring sweetness to everyone you meet. 602 00:39:08,130 --> 00:39:09,670 Is that supposed to scare me? 603 00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:14,540 Sour becomes Sweet. Naughty is Nice. 604 00:39:14,570 --> 00:39:19,140 Guilt becomes Glue... and Denial is a river in Africa. 605 00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:20,680 I am not afraid of you! 606 00:39:21,850 --> 00:39:23,820 Believe me child when I tell you... 607 00:39:23,850 --> 00:39:27,490 only the truth shall set you free. 608 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:33,990 How can you be pure when you will not confront your fears? 609 00:39:34,030 --> 00:39:35,490 Okay! 610 00:39:35,530 --> 00:39:38,000 Yes, I'm scared. Is that what you want to hear? 611 00:39:38,030 --> 00:39:39,930 Aha... 612 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:43,600 I'm scared of making the wrong choice. 613 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,570 Of losing my friends... my family ... again. 614 00:39:50,410 --> 00:39:55,580 - I'm terrified of what I'll become. - Ooo! 615 00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:57,880 I'm terrified of what I'm capable of. 616 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,820 I'm terrified of the Wanderer and what he'll make me!! 617 00:40:00,850 --> 00:40:02,120 Aha! 618 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:14,330 I'm scared. Really, really scared. 619 00:40:16,730 --> 00:40:20,640 You don't have to be. I've got you. 620 00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:25,880 Let's go home. 621 00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:46,960 - Are we still...? - It's okay. 622 00:40:47,260 --> 00:40:48,960 Everything's back to normal. 623 00:40:49,260 --> 00:40:51,413 Or at least what you call normal in this crazy place. 624 00:40:51,526 --> 00:40:54,930 - Bruce? - Passed out in your bed. 625 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,860 Lil' nugget was all tuckered out. 626 00:40:59,230 --> 00:41:03,470 The Wanderer. That evil that you met. 627 00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:05,370 Could he be my father? 628 00:41:08,410 --> 00:41:12,550 That thing would've done anything to claim his ideal mate. 629 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,580 Even if it meant creating her himself. 630 00:41:17,590 --> 00:41:19,820 Bo! Are you okay? 631 00:41:19,850 --> 00:41:21,860 Yeah, I'm fine, really. 632 00:41:21,890 --> 00:41:24,790 And you, young lady, you had me worried sick, 633 00:41:24,830 --> 00:41:29,100 - do you know that? - I'm sorry Moms. 634 00:41:29,130 --> 00:41:30,930 We will deal with you later. 635 00:41:30,970 --> 00:41:32,970 I see you and Hale worked things out. 636 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,970 Oh sister please, I never kiss and tell... within earshot. 637 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,040 Or do-everything-and-tell- and-trust-me-we-did-everything. 638 00:41:39,070 --> 00:41:40,610 Whoa! 639 00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:44,240 There's gotta be something left to drink in this place. 640 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,060 Uh, oh no, I feel incredibly bad and I have 641 00:41:47,060 --> 00:41:49,850 no idea but, it's Yule and apparently... 642 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,030 The Dark can't enter a house where the Light 643 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,790 are celebrating Yule. Not after midnight. 644 00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:57,420 - It's not the Fae way. - Tamsin. 645 00:42:01,490 --> 00:42:03,360 Lauren left already with Vex. 646 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,130 Uh, she had to A: sober up 647 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,830 and B: uh, sew his hand back on properly... 648 00:42:07,870 --> 00:42:10,070 it's a really long story, but um, 649 00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:13,140 I'm not going in with those jerks. I'm gonna stay with you. 650 00:42:13,170 --> 00:42:16,440 No, no please go inside. Really. 651 00:42:16,586 --> 00:42:18,340 I need some time to myself. 652 00:42:18,380 --> 00:42:20,810 Sort through a few things. 653 00:42:20,850 --> 00:42:23,380 - No. - Honestly, just go. 654 00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:26,826 Well if you're gonna push me... Oh! And I found this box 655 00:42:26,853 --> 00:42:29,450 on the bed next to Dyson, who's like totally passed out. 656 00:42:29,666 --> 00:42:31,820 It has your name on it. 657 00:42:51,540 --> 00:42:57,540 Synced & corrected by GhostedNet