♪ Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! ♪
♪ Raised in a noodle shop ♪
♪ never seeking glory or fame ♪
♪ he climbed the mountain top ♪
♪ and earned the Dragon Warrior name. ♪
♪ Hu! Ah! Ya! ♪
♪ Kung Fu Panda! ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ♪
♪ Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ♪
♪ and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ♪
♪ Kung Fu Panda. ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! ♪
♪ He lives, he trains ♪
♪ and he fights with the Furious Five ♪
♪ protect the Valley somethin' somethin' ♪
♪ somethin' somethin' alive ♪
♪ Oh! Ah! Uh! ♪
♪ Kung Fu Panda ♪
♪ Legends of awesomeness. ♪
Sweet!
3x10 - Po Picks a Pocket [pan flute]
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[clanging]
[gasps]
- Hey! - My purse! It's gone!
- So is mine! - Help! I've been robbed!
Oh, this is alarming!
[frantic chatter]
Oh, dear! Where's my pocket watch?
- My pocket watch! - It's gone!
- I can't believe it. - It's gone!
The entire town is in a panic.
Money and goods are vanishing in the blink of an eye.
Master Shifu! Master Shifu!
For the last time, it's not invisible gremlins.
- Please continue. - A master thief is in town.
And with the others away at the capital,
it's up to the two of you to catch him.
Don't worry, Master Shifu. We will.
[metal clanging]
Are you looking for gremlins?
No. Ah!
[creaking]
Po. [clears throat]
Po!
[sighs]
Stay focused, Po.
This thief isn't afraid to strike in broad daylight.
Focus? Ha ha! Please!
When do I not... [gasps] honey plums!
[sighs]
[chomping] Mmm! Mm!
[quiet thumping]
Hey, how you doing?
[more footsteps]
O-kay.
Oh!
[sucking thumb]
Uh, can I help you guys?
Please, sir, may we have some of your honey plums?
Well, normally, yeah.
But I've got to keep my blood sugar up to fight crime and junk!
Huh, ha, hiyah!
But sir, we're so hungry.
We were evicted from our orphanage by a heartless landlord,
and we haven't a penny to our name.
Evicted?
Heartless?
Penny?
Name?
Here you go. [gasps]
Hey, you. Steal anything lately?
Tigress, take it easy. They're just orphans.
I grew up with kids like these.
Remember? I was an orphan too.
[laughs] Yeah, but they're cute...
... er than someone not you.
- Don't you trust us, sir? - Trust has to be earned.
Easy, Tigress. These kids just need
someone to believe in them...
the way Shifu believed in you.
Don't mind miss Grumpy Puss. She's, uh, kinda had a rough life.
We've had a rough life too, sir.
After we were evicted, we were captured by pirates...
who made us scrape barnacles off their great ship.
Washed ashore, we were forced to live in holes in the ground,
with nothing but rocks for our dinner.
[gulps]
Now, we roam the countryside in search of a home.
And the only possession we have
is the great love we bear for each other.
[sobbing] Pirates? Rocks? Love bearing?
You don't seriously believe this st...
Okay. They may have exaggerated a little, but who cares?
These kids need us and we're gonna help them!
- But... - We're helping them!
[sighs] Okay. Fine. But how?
Pardon me, sir. I have an idea.
[rhythmic drumming]
♪ You're lending a helping hand ♪
♪ being a friend is grand
♪ every beggar is a prince ♪
♪ when he's getting grand help from someone who is helping ♪
Aww. Adorable.
That's it, I'm out of here. I don't do singing.
Don't go!
♪ we're lending a helping hand ♪
♪ 'cause being a friend is grand ♪
♪ it... ♪ Ah!
I'll search for the thief on the other side of town.
See you when all... this is... over.
[all gasp]
[frustrated groan]
Don't worry about her, guys. Check out the crowd!
[upbeat percussive music]
♪ when you're down on your luck, don't get stuck ♪
♪ just find a friend ♪
[sinister laugh]
[whistles]
All: # we're lending a helping hand #
♪ being a friend is grand ♪
♪ every beggar is a prince ♪
♪ when he's lending a helping hand ♪
[applause]
[scream]
- My locket's gone! - My purse!
My fuzzy scarf!
[frantic chatter] Not again!
The thief! He struck during our musical number!
And I'm pretty sure I know who he is.
That guy!
[gasps]
[panting]
- Ugh. - Ugh!
[impatient groan]
Hmm.
[muffled screams]
What?
- Ahh! - Yah!
[panting]
Ooh.
- Gotcha! - Let me go!
I'm as innocent as a hedgehog.
Dragon Warrior, we've been robbed.
It's okay, I've already caught the thief.
You dope! That old guy's not the thief.
Those kids are!
[excited cheering]
- Ohh! - I told you.
I'm just a harmless old codger, you ruffian, you.
But... you... them.
Gah!
[panting]
Adorable thieves are very tiring.
[panting]
The loot!
[yells] Kids, stop!
Ah-ooh!
I'm sure... ugh... your hearts aren't in this.
Oh!
Yah!
Ah! I know you're basically good inside.
Ah!
All right, that's it.
I'm warning you. Don't make me use kung fu.
Please, sir. We didn't wanna steal!
We haven't eaten in a year.
Our undergarments are made of tree bark.
We were desperate!
Oh, come on! I trusted you and you totally played me.
I know. And I'm sorry. But...
you wouldn't hit a child, would you?
No.
Ahh! [groans]
That's what we were counting on.
[groans] ♪ Lending a helping hand ♪
♪ being a friend is... ♪
Ah! Gah!
[groans]
Good evening, Dragon Warrior.
Thought you'd never come around.
[ominous music]
Care for a nice cup of tea?
Seedy drifter, adorable urchins?
What the heck is going on here?
Allow me to introduce myself properly.
[slurps]
I'm Sanzu, a humble entrepreneur.
And these are my proteges.
Ho, chang, Lippy, Piggy.
And little Yue Yue.
Aww.
Ow!
- And my prize pupil Liang. - We've met.
No hard feelings, Po. Sanzu pegged you for an easy mark.
And it turned out pretty sweet, I must say.
You creep! You're just using these kids.
Not true!
I provide for them like they're my very own.
They've got a roof over their heads...
and food in their bellies.
[slurps]
[spits]
Gruel's on!
You guys don't have to live in this stanky dump.
You could all have regular lives.
Forget it, Dragon Warrior. They know who's boss.
And with the money I get from your ransom,
I'll buy everyone a brand-new coat.
[all cheer]
One coat. You can share it.
[all groan]
- Come on! - Quiet!
We'll send the ransom note at first light.
Keep an eye on him, Liang.
These hero types are tricky.
So was everything you told me a lie?
Pretty much.
Except for the part about eating rocks.
[slurping]
Liang, you're a smart kid. How can you work for that guy?
Save it. I know Sanzu's not the best.
But except for each other, he's all we've got.
Besides, I look out for the others no matter what.
So shut your yap!
Everybody can't live in a fancy palace like you do.
But what if you could?
What if you could live at the Jade Palace?
- Oh, yeah, right. - I'm serious!
I'm sure Shifu would take you guys in... at least for a while.
- Oh, that would be awesome! - He's the Dragon Warrior.
- He could totally kick Sanzu's butt. - You actually mean it.
What are we waiting for? Forget Sanzu.
I wanna live in a big honkin' palace!
What do you get out of this?
I get to give a bunch of good kids a new life.
[sentimental music]
What do you say?
Not the response I anticipated.
Ahh!
Wa-tah!
[crash] Ooh!
[groaning]
You're going down, dirtbag!
Ha!
Ahh!
Those treacherous muppets! I've been betrayed!
[yelling]
[both grunting]
Oh!
Soft heart, hard scaly, body armor!
You're gonna pay for using those kids, slimeball.
Sorry.
I've got a previous engagement with my secret tunnel.
- Yah! - Oh!
Belly fat! My blessing and my curse.
Is... is he gone?
Uh, don't worry, kids. Sanzu will never bother you again.
[serene music]
That's a touching story, Po.
But we can't just take in a bunch of orphans.
- But I said you would. - There's the small matter
of them robbing everyone in town.
But Sanzu made them do it.
Sir... you don't have reason to trust us,
and we won't blame you if you don't.
I told you before. Trust has to be earned.
Thanks for trying, Po.
Uh... uh... uh...
Uh...
[sighs]
Wait! Master Shifu, we can't just turn them out
onto the street.
I'm sorry, Po.
Perhaps we could find a place in town for them to, uh... to...
[whimpering]
Um... [clears throat]
I... well, I suppose they can stay.
All: Hurrah!
[laughing] Ohh.
This way, guys! [all laughing]
- Follow me. - Yeah!
[Po yelling]
Ow! Ugh!
Who wants peaches?
Ooh!
Hmph!
What's down there?
That's our catacombs, dungeon-type place...
totally inescapable.
- Uh, Yue Yue, no! - I'll get her.
[groans]
Don't move!
[sighs] I don't understand.
- Where is she? - Yue Yue!
There she is.
[laughing]
[gate slams]
Ah, it's all right.
I always carry the key in my, uh... my...
[keys jangling]
Oh, dear.
Yue Yue? [nervous laugh]
Please give us the key, sweetie. Pretty please.
In your dreams, tubby!
[laughing]
[gasps]
Nicely done, my puppets!
I knew the panda was an easy mark.
But trapping the others too... brilliant!
- Sorry, Po. - Liang?
Liang! I trusted you twice!
What's that creep ever done for you?
I'm about to make him incredibly rich.
[inhales] Oh.
She's got the ruby. I saw her take it.
You saved the Xin ruby? Good work, Tigress.
Ah, so you're a snitch too.
Way to live up to my expectations.
Here's the deal.
Give me the ruby and I'll leave the key in town
so someone can come free you.
If not, you rot! [laughing]
Seven kids, one ruby. How's that gonna work?
Um... that's none of your concern.
[sighs] It's not like we have much of a choice.
Tigress, no!
Yes!
[grunts] Unhand me!
We had a deal!
Ugh!
Nice doing business with you. Come on, lad.
[laughing]
- That was dumb. - Dumber than you for trusting him?
- Tigress, what were you thinking? - [gasps] I know!
She figured that Sanzu would keep the ruby for himself,
and then the orphans will see him for the creep he really is!
That could work. But in the meantime...
[sinister laugh] [clears throat]
- Huh? - Going somewhere?
Liang, my lad. I was just coming to get you.
So how are we going to split the ruby?
Uh, be a bit messy.
But if we shared it, just you and me,
the others need never know.
I thought you might say that.
We had a little chat, Sanzu.
We think everyone should get his share.
Of course!
As my old dad used to say, come here, you!
Stay back if you know what's good for her!
It's over, Sanzu.
Let her go!
As you wish!
[grunts] [yelps]
[gasps] Yue Yue!
[contraption powering on]
[sinister laugh]
Help, you guys!
Stop Sanzu!
I got you.
[screaming]
Ha!
Wah!
Ha! Hi-yah!
No!
[sad music]
Don't do this, old guy! [slap] Talk to me!
- Oh. My face hurts. - He'll be okay.
- Wow! You guys were amazing! - That was awesome!
And after everything we did to you, you must think we're horrible.
You're not so bad. Believe me, I've seen worse.
[panting, coughing]
Wait! I can explain.
[grunting, blows landing]
Whoa! That Yue Yue's a feisty one.
Oh, yeah.
Mrs. Yoon says she'll be happy to take you guys in.
But remember, you'll always have a home right here.
Thanks, Po.
With Sanzu in prison, we'll be able to start fresh.
And thank you, Tigress. I just hope that one day
we can really and truly earn your trust.
I have a feeling you will.
But if you don't, I will find you!
Oooh, I never forget you, pops!
Nor I you... You You.
See that? I think we totally turned their lives around.
And it was all because I believed in them.
My purse is gone!
[laughs]
Oh... kids.
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