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I read somewhere once
that there has to be
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a balance of sorrow and joy for
the world to keep turning.
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That if all we ever
felt was pleasure,
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then we wouldn't have any
pain to compare it to.
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I guess that means
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every time someone starts living,
someone else starts to die.
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And then are those places
where the wires cross.
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I'm leaving now. I'll see you
in a little while for dinner.
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Love you too. Bye.
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Katie! I didn't know you
were gonna be here tonight!
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Katie.
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Why did you do that to me?
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[Screaming]
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[Music]
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- Man, execution style.
- This is the second one this week, man.
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- Nobody deserves that.
- Excuse me, sir.
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I need you behind the
police line.
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Sir, uh, can I have a
word with you please?
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Um, I was just leaving and I
heard the commotion and
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Right, how exactly are you
connected to the victim?
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Um
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We're going to have to
discuss exactly what
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transpired here tonight, sir.
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Police! Stop!
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[Music]
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Are you insane coming in
here like that?
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Shh! You'll have to hide
me, Charlie just got hit.
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- The cops are in on it.
- What?
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If they take me in I'm
gonna get pinned.
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Fucking cops. Go in that door
and lock it from the inside.
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Don't make a fucking sound.
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Is anybody in here?
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Is anybody in here?
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Be right with you.
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Hands where I can see them!
Hands! Hands!
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Hands! Turn around,
turn around, turn around!
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No, Katie, I can't forgive you.
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I mean, you made me look
foolish in front of everyone.
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No! You've ruined it
forever. No, that's not it.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Of course I forgive
you. I know.
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You're just scared. We have to
work on what keeps us together.
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No, that's not it either.
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Okay. What do I say?
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I don't know what to say.
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Give me the fucking keys.
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Come on, come on, come
on, give me the fucking keys.
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Fucking bullshit. Fuck this
shit.
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I told you I ain't got a key
to it.
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- Would you stop fucking yelling?
- No sir, I don't smell anything!
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Come on, let's get the
fuck out of here, man.
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Fucking retard.
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I'll lock up just to be on
the safe side.
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It's alright. They're gone.
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What the fuck are you thinking
bringing them cops in here?
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I'm fucking clean now.
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I got to piss!
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Now tell me what the
fuck's going on.
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I don't know. Look!
I'm new to this!
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I mean there's, there's
a senator, a business man
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a runaway and a dead girl.
Somehow that got Charlie killed.
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That's all I know.
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Charlie's dead?
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Charlie's dead.
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Hey, um, why weren't the cops
able to get in the closet?
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Slipped the key off the
ring before they came in.
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That was slick.
I owe you one, man.
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You still here?
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It's the end of the world already?
Fucked over a lot of people for you.
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Oh, come on!
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Fuck!
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[Footsteps]
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OK, Mark. Time for a little
inventory.
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You're driving west with your end
of the world fund under your seat.
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Chasing after a girl you've never
met for reasons you can't explain.
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The only friend you have is dead.
The cops knew who you were,
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ergo some senator is on your ass
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and you've probably
been framed for murder.
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Is that about it?
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[Sighs]
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Yes, Mark, except for the unfortunate
fact that you're talking to yourself
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like a goddamned lunatic
because apparently there isn't a
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single good radio station in the
entire fucking state of Ohio.
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And that, my old friend, is the
ocean of shit in which you swim.
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Did I leave anything out?
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Well, you do sort of feel like a
creepy pervert, but that could just be
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residual guilt from way
back when.
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Have a nice day!
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God!
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- Guys, this is Amanda.
- Hi Amanda!
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We can have lots of fun!
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Some people at the beach
said you guys would, um,
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pay to photographer me?
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- Yeah, we will.
- How's it work?
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Well you just stand right over
here and, uh, we're going to take
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some pictures and we're gonna put
them on one of our modeling websites.
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You ever want to be a model?
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Sure, I guess. Who doesn't?
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Cause you are definitely pretty
enough. Wouldn't you say, buddy?
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Oh, any day of the week!
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And Brad knows what he's talking
about cause he's in advertising.
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Where do we start?
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Well, Johnny, get
this girl a shot!
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So, Amanda, what do you drink?
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I don't have to take my
clothes off or anything, do I?
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Well, that is where the
money is.
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I mean, everyone can use a little
extra cash, right? [Laughs]
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Where's that shot?
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Shit. Oh, what did I miss?
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Where you headed?
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Guess I'll know when I
get there.
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It's not safe to hitchhike.
Pretty young girl like you.
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You're lucky I saw you.
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There's no telling what
people would do to you.
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Well, I have pepper spray.
And it's kind of the reason
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why I'm out here. If someone
wants to hurt or kill me,
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then that's obviously
all the world is worth.
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I'd rather die than live in
a world like that.
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That's nonsense.
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Is it?
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Who put that fool
notion in your head?
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No one. Well, I mean
obviously someone did.
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But no one in particular,
so you could say either
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with equal validity.
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You seem like a pretty smart
girl to be spouting nonsense.
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You have a lot of fast food bags
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on your floor board. You
must be on some trip.
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I am.
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And the way you keep
looking in the rear view mirror
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makes me think you're
running from someone.
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That's none of your business.
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Did he hit you?
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Look, I'm doing you a favor.
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If you know what's good for you,
you'll keep your mouth shut.
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Nothing should be private.
If no one knows about it,
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it doesn't exist.
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I certainly don't agree.
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I don't think I can learn
what I need to learn from you.
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What on earth are
you talking about?
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Do you ever cry in bed?
During sex, I mean?
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I have.
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I mean, sometimes it's just too
strong or too much and it's
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scary because, cause I don't
know what will happen
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and it feels like something
wants to jump out of me.
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It never does.
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I will not be having this
conversation with a child.
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You can let me
off at the next exit.
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[Music]
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Hi.
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It's a long story, but
I'm looking for my cousin.
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Have you been here all day?
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Since 1:00 this afternoon.
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Great. Have you seen this girl?
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As a matter of fact, I have.
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She came around and asked for
ways of shopping near here
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and you know, and um,
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Oh. Maybe I should get
the manager.
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Wait, that's totally not necessary.
You know what, just, as a matter
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of fact, just give me her room
number and you know what,
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actually call her and ask her to
meet me in the lobby here.
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I'm her cousin.
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You know, I should get
the manager
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No. Shit, that's not...
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He wouldn't have sent
the police.
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Nah, they ask too
many questions.
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But I know he sent somebody.
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So I can't tell you where I'm
going. It's even risky for me
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to tell you where I've
been. But I have to get
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everything lined up.
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Still, I'm disappointed.
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I feel like the same
person I was a few days ago.
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This is going to be much
more work than I thought.
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But I guess there's still time.
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Time can be measured
in distance.
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Seventeen hundred miles on a
map doesn't seem so long.
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But in terms of what I need to
figure out, it seems much further.
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[Sighs]
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It's hard to really know
myself.
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I mean even though I've always
been putting myself
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under a microscope, this
whole time
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you were busy living,
all I could do was wonder
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how other people were seeing me.
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If I never learned to be
who I was supposed to be.
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Isn't that just as
bad as killing myself?
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[Crowd talking]
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[Screaming]
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[Punching]
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[Music]
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[Door closes]
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This card isn't working
either, man.
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Try this one please.
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Alright.
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Pssh. Nope.
Same thing.
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Look, there's gotta
be something wrong
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with your computers cause my
cards are all up to date.
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No, the reader was
working well last night,
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so I don't know what seems to
be going on right now.
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Then again, these things do go
on a glitch from time to time.
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So I'm pretty sure
it's not your card.
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Do you have another
method of payment?
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Sure. I guess.
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OK.
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How much is it?
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Damn.
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So it wasn't by
choice, but it was.
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All he did was
pull over and ask.
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After all those horror stories
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you hear about little
girls and strangers.
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Or of people finding razor
blades in their Halloween candy.
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He asked and I got in.
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I've been looking for
you for so long.
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I know I can't ask you
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to be the answer to a question
that I never had the balls to ask,
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but I owe you.Believe me.
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I knew what would
happen, didn't I?
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So now I leave you
with these recordings.
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So you can see what you've
made.
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All I really want to do is
just take something innocent
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and... and leave it that
way.
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You know, just protect
it and watch it grow up
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without, without getting dirty.
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You are archivist,
historian, philosopher,
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psychologist, detective, lover.
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Killer.
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I will find the intersection
of these two truths
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and you will bear witness to
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all that we are.
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Now, you won't see
this before you get here,
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if you come at all,
but, but if you come,
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we have to go Mexico, because
we're both in big trouble.
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I should start from the start.
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[Music]
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You can ask, but
you cannot tell.
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This is my world,
you're just watching it.
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From now on your emails are
going to be deleted unread
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and for those of you who are
still in my good graces,
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this might be my last
cast for a while.
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I have to leave sooner
than I thought.
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Oh my God! Oh, dad, there's
somebody outside my window!
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God damnit! Now it's
gone too far.
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What? What? What's
gone too far?
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My name is Eric Spunkmeyer.
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It's a long and stupid story.
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[Music]
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What's new, Charlie?
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What the fuck is this?
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What's that say?
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Critical Nexus.
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What's it mean?
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00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:18,109
Don't know yet. In the first
place, I don't what I'm doing
251
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:21,946
or who I'm doing it for.
Picture's off a website
252
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:26,884
that publishes local crime scene photos
that are too real to make the news.
253
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:30,121
Oh, I can't talk
about the spooky fuckers.
254
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,090
Ask me about the
regular fuckers.
255
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,125
I got a brother and
sister playing grab ass.
256
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,528
No, thanks.
257
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,832
So what's with all this
dumb drunk girls business?
258
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:44,969
Look, if it's all the same, I'd
rather not talk about it, alright?
259
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,438
We sold the website and all of
our collective souls.
260
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,340
They can have all of it.
261
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,342
But that's about all I
have to say about it.
262
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,912
Sorry, Chief. Six months
sitting at a bar
263
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,848
drinking together, I never knew
what you did for a living.
264
00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:01,686
My curiosity got the best of
me. I was out of line.
265
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,054
I apologize.
266
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:06,624
That's OK. But I'm not proud
of everything that went down.
267
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,560
That's funny, a little money usually
makes the morals all better.
268
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:14,265
Nah. We don't own our
morals. They own us.
269
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,501
Getting rich ain't
always about being bad.
270
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,337
Take the asshole who
invented the hula hoop.
271
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:22,206
A plastic circle and he got
richer than a French dessert.
272
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,875
Would you like another?
273
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,610
No, I'm OK.
274
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,345
And you know what, I bet he
sleeps better than I do.
275
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:32,650
I'm sure he does. Arthur Spud
Melon. Died in 2002.
276
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:33,818
Why do you know that?
277
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,721
This is uncool.
278
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,822
Don't lecture me about uncool.
279
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,223
You don't know
anything about uncool.
280
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:43,127
Whatever. What's her name
again? Exactly how old is she?
281
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:47,198
Look, her name is Laura.
Her ID says she's 21,
282
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,267
so everything's cool.
We're just treading water
283
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,469
in a whole ocean of shit.
284
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:57,075
You know the world isn't that
bad. I'm done with this shit.
285
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,944
[Sighs]
I know.
286
00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:05,483
My dad thinks I'm a
terrorist or something.
287
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,319
He checks my email, he
checks my cell phone bill.
288
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:12,190
He reads my notes. He
looks at my pictures.
289
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,693
For all I know, he
sniffs my underwear.
290
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,763
Look out, I have
al-Qaeda in my panties.
291
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,065
I have a VMD.
292
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:24,402
I know you'd like to sniff my
panties, DX and no
293
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:30,074
I won't send you any. A girl has
to draw the line somewhere.
294
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:34,045
No, KX, he doesn't know about
my blog.
295
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:36,681
But it's only a matter of time.
296
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,717
He knows a lot about
computers. It must be hard
297
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,787
making all those 0's and 1's
jump from the company computers
298
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:46,457
all the way down to Mexico.
299
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,959
JX wants to know why I call
300
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:51,963
everyone by their
first initial and an X.
301
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:57,602
Be nice to JX. Every one
of you was a newb once.
302
00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,738
I don't know, JX.
303
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,406
Maybe it's because
it makes you a little
304
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:05,109
less real to me.
305
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:12,216
Or maybe because any of you
could be my ex-boyfriend.
306
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:19,423
I can't tell you my ex's
name. I never knew it.
307
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:22,360
No, PX, I haven't
started cutting again.
308
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:26,898
I just did that to, well,
309
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:32,670
keep watching. Maybe it'll
all make sense.
310
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,472
Sometimes I just feel so much
pain inside
311
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:39,210
that I have to make the outside
match it.
312
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:44,148
I don't know why I did it.
313
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:47,518
But everything's about
to change.
314
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,322
I don't know how. But it will.
315
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:55,693
But here's what I do know.
How to seduce a genius.
316
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:59,564
You didn't seduce me,
Katie. I let you seduce me.
317
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,699
So I have this little baby...
318
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,900
Thanks, Kevin.
319
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:06,704
See you get my 4G
and I get free shows.
320
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,739
Who got the short end of
that stick?
321
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,341
So tonight's contest...
322
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:14,879
If you were a computer geek,
what would I wear to seduce you?
323
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,415
Let's say the 5th comment
wins and I will
324
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,585
try my best to
accommodate in a private show.
325
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:25,423
I got everything. I'm
hardwired into your life.
326
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,559
Kevin! Would you please get off
that thing and come and eat?
327
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:32,129
I'm right in the middle of things.
Please set some aside for me.
328
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,633
Parobek's going for a
new max today, huh?
329
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,168
Oh yeah, working the
chest today.
330
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,769
Wimp weight and hombre'
secreto.
331
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,272
- What's up Elvin?
- Good day, Elvin.
332
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:44,075
So Wimp Weight, I bought
some smart bells for you
333
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,410
and I was thinking about offering
aerobics on Wednesday nights.
334
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,912
Interested?
335
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,880
Don't worry about me, Elvin,
I'll get where I need to be.
336
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:53,384
Not coming in twice a week, you
won't. You gotta want it.
337
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,952
Back in prison, I'd have
made you my bitch.
338
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,021
Really? Didn't think you'd
ever go for a guy like me.
339
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,056
Isn't that sweet.
340
00:20:59,058 --> 00:20:59,056
How are you?
341
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,626
Real good Elvin. But I'm not
going to tell you
342
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,294
about it, cause it would
only make you realize
343
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:04,929
how empty your own life is.
344
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:08,966
Ain't that some shit. Mark,
let me ask you something.
345
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,769
You one of those internet
millionaires, right?
346
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,903
I don't know where you got that
idea, but what can I do for you?
347
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,106
That's just the word on the
street. You ain't in computers?
348
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,308
The street's got it wrong man.
I was rich on paper once, but
349
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,277
then the dot com crash
fucked me.
350
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,380
I wanna do a website that
just has movie clips on it.
351
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,383
Like all the bad ass stuff,
like The Magnificent Seven,
352
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,318
or Charles Bronson kicking ass.
353
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,819
I wanna play it on the
big screen up in here,
354
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,589
so everyone will come
and get all energized.
355
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:31,589
What you think?
356
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:35,526
It's a cool idea, man, but I
don't know shit about websites.
357
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,628
My expertise is in the
area of losing money.
358
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,263
If you wanna lose money,
give me a call.
359
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:43,501
I got some work in the back.
Holler if you need anything.
360
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,337
This business is weird as hell.
361
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:49,774
In the first place, the brother
and sister are doing the nasty.
362
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:52,310
Their old man stated in his
will that older brother
363
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:55,012
and older sister would be cut out
if they were found to be having
364
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,614
an incestuous relationship.
365
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,249
That makes sense, I guess.
366
00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:01,352
No it doesn't. What in all
fuck is the world
367
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,821
coming to when you
have to specify in your will
368
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:07,058
that your son and daughter
shouldn't bang each other?
369
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:08,592
Ya'll doing more talking
than lifting.
370
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:10,695
Hey, we are lifting
moral weights.
371
00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:13,164
We don't hold it up, all of
civilization will collapse.
372
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:16,100
Hell, let it all fall.
373
00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:20,738
And to top it off, the guy
I'm supposed to be spying on
374
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:24,408
turns out to be very well connected.
I mean, this is a pile of shit
375
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:26,277
that stacks as high
as a Senator's office.
376
00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:29,714
No shit.
Which Senator?
377
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:35,319
The less you know, the
better for both of us.
378
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:38,656
But get this, now the guy says
379
00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:42,293
his daughter is missing and he
contacted me to do the job.
380
00:22:42,295 --> 00:22:43,894
If I didn't know
better, I'd say they
381
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:44,995
were trying to set me up.
382
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:47,298
So wait, Guy A is asking
you to spy on Guy B.
383
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:48,899
Except I don't
know who Guy A is.
384
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:51,302
Then Guy B calls you out of the
blue to find his daughter.
385
00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:52,203
- That's about it.
- That's...
386
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:52,203
It's weird as hell.
387
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,638
- But why would?
- They wouldn't, unless Guy A
388
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,040
thinks I can figure out who he
is based on what I know
389
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,709
about Guy B.
Can you?
390
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,745
Maybe.
391
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:04,285
[Music]
392
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:09,520
I just think people want a
little left to the imagination
393
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:10,888
is all I'm saying.
394
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,691
Not on this site they won't.
395
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:20,030
Guys, this is the internet,
man everything is wide open.
396
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:22,867
And I mean that in
more ways than one.
397
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:24,201
Yeah, well how clever.
398
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:25,836
You know if they want to
see chicks in bikinis,
399
00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:28,572
can't they just pick up
a Sports Illustrated?
400
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,541
That ain't what I'm saying.
401
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:33,244
The trick is, you want to
make it seductive, sexy,
402
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:35,179
leave people wanting more.
403
00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:38,616
You guys gotta listen to me.
I'm an ad major, I know what sells.
404
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,484
He is an ad major, he has
a point.
405
00:23:40,486 --> 00:23:42,987
The point to porn is objectification.
Ultimately what your doing
406
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:45,923
when you're jacking off to
that girl in the lingerie,
407
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,125
Brad, is you're stripping
her of that lingerie
408
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,728
and everything else and
you're making her yours.
409
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:55,232
No, dude, that's bullshit.
I mean, I just like just tits in my face.
410
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:57,468
Tits. Love it!
411
00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,637
She's all your personal
failure right there to be
412
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:02,406
fucked with your eyeballs. Why
do you think the money shot
413
00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:06,076
always happens on the face?
Porn is all about getting even.
414
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:07,478
Yeah, but what do you
want to do with it?
415
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,815
Yeah, what does Dr. Freud
want?
416
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:13,684
Well, what people crave
is intimacy, right?
417
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:16,287
But not just physical
intimacy, they want to see
418
00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:19,156
chicks in their most vulnerable
moments, in ways
419
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:21,826
that make them so low that
anyone can have them.
420
00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:24,328
It's the basest and
most fundamental truth.
421
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:27,198
I mean these pictures are good,
Brad, but I don't feel any
422
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,602
connection to them. I don't feel shame or
sorrow. There's nothing dirty about 'em.
423
00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:34,205
No one over the age of 14
would ever jack off to those.
424
00:24:34,207 --> 00:24:36,774
Dude! That is fucked
up.
425
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:39,009
I mean these pictures are
kind of lame, but...
426
00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:40,778
I mean then you take
better pictures than that.
427
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,046
Come on, man, I had to
convince her to do it
428
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:44,315
and she didn't want to do
it in the first place.
429
00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:46,450
Plus I promised her I wouldn't
show them to anyone.
430
00:24:46,452 --> 00:24:48,953
I mean, come on, we can't
show these on the website.
431
00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:50,154
Please.
432
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:51,622
Aw, come on, like
she would even know.
433
00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,858
Man, a picture on the
internet is gonna be like
434
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:57,495
a needle in a million
fucking haystacks.
435
00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,164
But look, while you two assholes
were jawing this to death,
436
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:03,667
I got it. We're going to
have different sections.
437
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:08,172
We're gonna have a section for
nudes, a section for lingeries,
438
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:12,042
a section for a little
sexier pics,
439
00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:14,378
and we'll have a section for
whatever psychotic bullshit
440
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:18,115
your dick dreams up.
I'm getting more shots.
441
00:25:20,752 --> 00:25:23,854
[Sighs]
442
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,590
Guess I'm gonna have
to cut it out of ya.
443
00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:29,360
Is she that girl they found in that
Jewel parking lot this morning?
444
00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:31,862
I wouldn't be that lucky.
445
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,498
But the guy says he wants
me to start looking ASAP.
446
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,500
He thinks she might
hurt herself.
447
00:25:36,502 --> 00:25:40,704
That's how kids are these days.
You'd have to be crazy to act normal.
448
00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:42,373
So why'd he call you
and not the cops?
449
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:47,311
You tell me. I don't
believe any of this
450
00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:49,780
as far as I can
shove it up my ass.
451
00:25:49,782 --> 00:25:53,551
Which ain't, mind you, very
far.
452
00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:59,123
But I gotta cover my own back.
453
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:01,292
I need a favor.
454
00:26:01,294 --> 00:26:03,294
[Music]
455
00:26:03,296 --> 00:26:05,963
[Car running sounds]
456
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:13,904
What the fuck are you doing?
457
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:16,507
Hello, Mr. & Mrs. Jardine.
458
00:26:16,509 --> 00:26:18,075
Has your daughter ever
expressed an interest in
459
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:22,012
the adult film business?
I'm here to help.
460
00:26:22,014 --> 00:26:24,014
[Sighs]
461
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:26,317
Fuck.
462
00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:29,720
[Door bell]
463
00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:32,289
Mr. Parobek, glad you
could make it.
464
00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:34,625
Actually, Mr. Parobek was called
away on an urgent matter
465
00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:38,462
this afternoon. I'm Mark
Jameson. I'm his main assistant.
466
00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:40,130
OK, come on in.
467
00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:41,999
Great.
468
00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:46,537
So, when was the last
time you saw Katie?
469
00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:49,573
- Two and a half days ago.
- OK.
470
00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:52,509
[Phone rings]
One second.
471
00:26:52,511 --> 00:26:55,913
Yeah.
No. No.
472
00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:57,815
No, listen, you tell
Jeff... OK.
473
00:26:57,817 --> 00:27:01,051
I talked to him already,
alright. He knows he's gotta...
474
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:03,020
Listen, I'm right in the
middle of a meeting.
475
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,021
OK, I've gotta go, OK, but
don't forget what I told you.
476
00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:08,659
Alright? OK.
Alright. Bye.
477
00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:10,494
Sorry about that, alright.
I had a little urgent business there.
478
00:27:10,496 --> 00:27:12,262
That's no problem.
479
00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:15,499
So uh, what line of work
are you in, Mr. Jardine?
480
00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:18,135
I don't think that matters regarding
this discussion, does it?
481
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,670
Well, it must be important.
482
00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:21,405
Now you listen, Mr.
Jameson.
483
00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:24,575
I don't appreciate that Mr.
Parobek didn't come by himself.
484
00:27:24,577 --> 00:27:27,144
Now are you going to help
me find my daughter?
485
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,812
Or do I have to
get somebody else?
486
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:31,715
Look, sometimes we say things
just to piss our clients off
487
00:27:31,717 --> 00:27:34,685
and they slip some
information. OK?
488
00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:37,655
But listen, I can see you're on
the level, so let's see
489
00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:40,524
if we can figure this
out. OK?
490
00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:41,959
OK.
491
00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:47,264
Now, did she leave a note?
492
00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:51,502
No. A picture.
493
00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:53,370
Of what?
494
00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:56,206
Of herself.
495
00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,909
Can I see that picture, please?
496
00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:00,811
I'd rather you not.
497
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:06,984
Mr. Jardine, we need to see
that picture, don't you think?
498
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:09,019
OK.
499
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:14,124
[Paper rustling]
500
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,399
That's interesting.
501
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:24,401
Mr. Jameson, I brought you
here to find my daughter,
502
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:26,937
not ogle over her body.
503
00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:29,707
What do you think
"Critical Nexus" means?
504
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:31,742
That's why we brought you here.
505
00:28:31,744 --> 00:28:33,944
Look, who took this picture?
506
00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:37,448
I think she did. That was
her last obsession,
507
00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:42,886
was photography, and I'm sure
glad she stopped doing that.
508
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:46,356
I can't get her off the
god damned computer now.
509
00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:48,625
Can I see her room?
510
00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:49,793
Sure.
511
00:28:49,795 --> 00:28:54,298
We're about to take
this show on the road
512
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:59,336
so it's time I get to the
heart of my discontent.
513
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:02,940
[Music]
514
00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:06,543
It's the crossroads of
the little and the big.
515
00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:10,748
The metaphorical and the real.
516
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:15,185
I know where I'm going, but
not how I'll get there.
517
00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:20,324
And I know who'll come, but
I don't know your name.
518
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:26,663
I don't ever want to
know anyone's name.
519
00:29:26,665 --> 00:29:26,663
[Sighs]
520
00:29:26,665 --> 00:29:31,935
And to that one viewer who's
getting a little too demanding,
521
00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:36,306
knock it off. Critical
Nexus is my blog.
522
00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:40,644
If you want to call the
shots, start your own.
523
00:29:40,646 --> 00:29:42,513
The web is a free
country, so if I ban you,
524
00:29:42,515 --> 00:29:48,786
I'm sure you'll find a way back
in, but stop contacting me.
525
00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:50,621
OK.
526
00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:55,392
[Drawers open & close]
527
00:29:58,429 --> 00:30:02,800
[Folding paper]
528
00:30:06,237 --> 00:30:08,438
Actually, would it be alright
if I, uh, looked at that?
529
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,607
Well, I checked it, it's
password protected.
530
00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:12,142
You know I can actually
get around that,
531
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,410
but I would have to take
it back to our office,
532
00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:14,711
would that be a
problem for you?
533
00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:15,712
No that's fine.
534
00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:20,450
OK. Well, is there,
um anything else
535
00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:23,554
you can think of to tell me?
Any friends she could be
536
00:30:23,556 --> 00:30:27,624
staying with, um, anything
unusual about her behavior?
537
00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:30,494
Any ideas at all about
where she might be?
538
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:30,494
No.
539
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:35,532
I checked with her friends'
parents, she's not there.
540
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:41,171
That's all I have.
Hell, her behavior is so strange,
541
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:44,708
she's a god damned teenager.
542
00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:46,844
Anything else?
543
00:30:46,846 --> 00:30:54,318
Well, she stole 50,000 from
me when she left.
544
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,086
[Music]
545
00:30:56,088 --> 00:30:57,821
One rep, that's all?
546
00:30:57,823 --> 00:31:00,190
Hell, that ain't even a rep.
You didn't repeat nothing.
547
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,292
I just wanted to see
if I could do it once.
548
00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:04,228
What's got into you, man?
549
00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:08,298
[Sighs]
I don't know, man.
550
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:11,168
There's this girl. It's this
thing Charlie put me
551
00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:13,270
up to, and she's missing
and I got to digging
552
00:31:13,272 --> 00:31:16,506
through her computer.
She kind of reminds me
553
00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:17,808
of what I thought someone
would have been like
554
00:31:17,810 --> 00:31:19,443
if I'd known her better.
555
00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:21,144
Huh?
556
00:31:21,146 --> 00:31:23,413
I found her blog and a
bunch of her pictures.
557
00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:24,514
She looks like any other
normal girl.
558
00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:27,551
But all she talks about
is sex and death.
559
00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:29,820
She's never had an orgasm.
560
00:31:29,822 --> 00:31:31,655
I mean, what do you
think about that?
561
00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:33,323
I think 15 will get you 20.
562
00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:37,728
That's not what I'm
talking about.
563
00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:40,230
Do you ever wish you could
do your life over?
564
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:45,168
Ain't no use, you'd still
have to be someone anyway.
565
00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:48,672
[Door opens]
566
00:31:48,674 --> 00:31:51,208
Hey, Chief. Jesus,
what the fuck?
567
00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:53,310
- I look real good, huh?
- Can I get you a towel?
568
00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,178
The only thing you can
do is lay low.
569
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:56,013
This whole thing's exploded.
570
00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:57,147
What whole thing?
571
00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:58,782
Not that it matters, but
how's Little Miss Missing?
572
00:31:58,784 --> 00:32:00,284
Well, she's missing,
and I think the old man
573
00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:01,518
pilfered his company,
then the kid ran off
574
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,020
with a chunk of it
with on a joy ride.
575
00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:04,588
Yeah, you're pretty
sharp. He did pilfer it
576
00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:06,924
and a whole lot more.
And it all gets rerouted to Mexico.
577
00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:10,427
That's where my friend,
the Senator comes in.
578
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,462
I'm headed over to the library
to do a little more research
579
00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:16,300
but before the street thins out
too much, I'm skipping town.
580
00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:17,901
I recommend you do the same.
581
00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:21,171
He fucking sent four guys after
me and I know one of em's a cop.
582
00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:23,374
- I let him play me.
- Jardine sent four guys after you?
583
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,809
No, Jardine's a snake, but
he's not a bad snake.
584
00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:27,744
He's just in way over his head.
585
00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:29,846
Blaine Jeffers.
He's the king cobra.
586
00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:32,316
Senator Jeffers, the
anti-abortion guy?
587
00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:33,684
Nobody's gonna believe this.
588
00:32:33,686 --> 00:32:35,185
So Jardine and Jeffers
were setting you up.
589
00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:38,455
No, Jardine was working for Jeffers.
Jeffers didn't trust him
590
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,190
and hired me to look into it.
591
00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:41,758
But I found out more
than I was supposed to
592
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,460
and somehow it got back to him.
593
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:44,761
So why'd Jardine hire
you to find his...
594
00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:45,963
Dumb luck as far as I can tell.
595
00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:48,665
So where's that leave
us with the Katie kid?
596
00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:52,469
I'm a me and you're a
you. There ain't no us.
597
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,071
I just have have to
keep my ass out of a sling.
598
00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:57,941
You don't have to do anything
except not know what I know.
599
00:32:57,943 --> 00:32:59,309
Is the back door open?
600
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:01,545
Yeah, go on.
601
00:33:03,047 --> 00:33:07,284
- Wait, Charlie, what do I need...
- Not be seen with me.
602
00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:08,652
Wait 10 minutes before
you leave.
603
00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:12,255
Lock up your place and go
visit family somewhere.
604
00:33:12,257 --> 00:33:14,691
I'm sorry I got you into this.
605
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:20,230
The real bitch is, I voted for
that self-righteous prick!
606
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:22,799
[Sighs]
607
00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:25,335
Well, that's some shit.
608
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,704
That's some shit.
609
00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:28,939
[Music]
610
00:33:28,941 --> 00:33:34,044
A mas... master,
master...
611
00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:37,347
Mister.
Mister...
612
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:41,385
Mister... master.
Mister...
613
00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:45,422
Mister! Mister
Green Jeans!
614
00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:49,126
Yeah, fuck that guy.
615
00:33:49,128 --> 00:33:54,965
[Police scanner]
616
00:33:54,967 --> 00:33:56,533
Excuse me, sir, I need you
behind the police line.
617
00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:57,801
OK,
OK.
618
00:33:57,803 --> 00:33:58,935
Excuse me, sir,
619
00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:00,370
can I have a word
with you please?
620
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:01,905
I was just leaving, I'm sorry.
621
00:34:01,907 --> 00:34:03,640
Are you in any way
connected to the victim?
622
00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:07,210
- No sir.
- Is that our boy?
623
00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:08,578
Sir, we're gonna need to recap
624
00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:09,513
exactly what transpired
here tonight.
625
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:11,281
Hey man! Go,
go, go, go!
626
00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:14,217
[Music]
627
00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:29,199
I'm a me and you're a you.
There ain't no us.
628
00:34:29,201 --> 00:34:31,101
Wait Charlie, what do I do?
629
00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:34,004
Not be seen with me. Wait 10
minutes before you leave.
630
00:34:34,006 --> 00:34:37,574
Lock up your place and go
visit family somewhere.
631
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,976
I'm sorry I got you into this.
632
00:34:39,978 --> 00:34:43,046
[Music]
633
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,820
[Music]
634
00:34:49,822 --> 00:34:53,457
Ah sister, good luck and wish
you the best, you know in Vegas.
635
00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:58,095
Win enough money and remember
I and I still, ya know,
636
00:34:58,097 --> 00:35:02,132
I will lookin' out for you sayin',
"bless, beautiful darling."
637
00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:06,870
- Take care, ya hear.
- Thanks, T-Jax.
638
00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:10,540
[Door closes]
639
00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:15,479
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore
art thou, Romeo?
640
00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:20,250
I ended up lost on a lot of
different interstates today.
641
00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,585
But I have to keep reminding
myself that it is
642
00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:25,956
not a where, but a why.
643
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:30,627
It isn't a race against
anything but myself.
644
00:35:32,663 --> 00:35:37,434
I am so tired of being a
prisoner to my own body.
645
00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:44,508
I mean sometimes it feels really
good, until it just stops.
646
00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:47,978
Something changes.
647
00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:50,647
Or my body's a burning
building and I can't
648
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:54,050
make myself jump out of the window.
My body won't let me go.
649
00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:59,189
Mmm, I'll be here till morning.
650
00:35:59,191 --> 00:36:01,291
Meanwhile, there's a promising
adult superstore about
651
00:36:01,293 --> 00:36:03,059
a mile down the road.
652
00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:06,663
I'm not sure if I want to get
back into another car after today.
653
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,566
More later.
Kiss, Kiss.
654
00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:14,437
[Moaning]
655
00:36:21,946 --> 00:36:23,513
What's wrong?
656
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,681
Nothing's wrong.
657
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:27,050
Is it because I wasn't a
virgin?
658
00:36:27,052 --> 00:36:30,120
No. I don't care about
stuff like that.
659
00:36:30,122 --> 00:36:32,522
But...
660
00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:34,257
I always thought that I
would feel different after
661
00:36:34,259 --> 00:36:35,625
I got this over with.
662
00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:39,629
Got this over with?
This is ridiculous!
663
00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,264
You're the third
virgin I've slept with
664
00:36:41,266 --> 00:36:43,900
and none of them have
acted this weird about it.
665
00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:46,536
Just take me home.
666
00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:49,206
[Music]
667
00:37:02,486 --> 00:37:06,690
Hi. I see you have a
lot of sex toys here.
668
00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:08,959
Is there anything
guaranteed to work?
669
00:37:08,961 --> 00:37:11,795
Um, I'm sorry, but
you have to be 18
670
00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:14,864
to be in here, so I think
you better leave.
671
00:37:14,866 --> 00:37:16,967
Well, if girls like me didn't
come into places like this,
672
00:37:16,969 --> 00:37:18,902
you wouldn't have a job.
673
00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:22,706
Alright. Two minutes, then
out.
674
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:24,341
I'm going to buy something
that's guaranteed to work,
675
00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:26,243
and then I'll go.
676
00:37:26,245 --> 00:37:30,180
You, um, might want to
send someone back there.
677
00:37:30,182 --> 00:37:32,849
God damnit!
678
00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:35,085
There's a pocket rocket
on the back wall.
679
00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:36,886
Is there any kind of guarantee?
680
00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:41,391
It's a vibrator, honey, you want
a guarantee, buy a blender.
681
00:37:44,061 --> 00:37:49,232
OK, I'll take it. And some of
those batteries too.
682
00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:52,602
Is there a hotel or a
motel on this exit?
683
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,537
You got a lot of nerve coming
into a place like this
684
00:37:54,539 --> 00:37:56,406
asking questions like that.
685
00:37:56,408 --> 00:38:00,810
- Well?
- Quarter mile north.
686
00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:03,980
And is there a mall around here?
I need to buy some new clothes.
687
00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:10,787
There's an outlet mall about a
half mile on the other side.
688
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,822
Cash or charge?
689
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:16,192
For those of you using this
as an educational tool,
690
00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:19,496
the pocket rocket
was not up to task.
691
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:22,666
I mean it, felt good at
first, but then you just
692
00:38:22,668 --> 00:38:26,536
sort of lose yourself and it
doesn't mean anything anymore.
693
00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:29,239
Like I totally went
numb after a while.
694
00:38:29,241 --> 00:38:32,242
You buy a vibrator and
don't show?
695
00:38:32,244 --> 00:38:35,045
That's not why I
gave you my baby.
696
00:38:35,047 --> 00:38:38,481
Seriously, one spring,
you're just a little girl,
697
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:41,584
then by next fall you're
practically a woman.
698
00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:44,321
I'm off to the wild west.
I just have to get rid
699
00:38:44,323 --> 00:38:48,358
of some extra baggage first. I
feel sort of bad throwing away
700
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:54,230
new clothes, but, they just
didn't feel right.
701
00:38:54,232 --> 00:38:56,833
Will I ever feel right?
702
00:38:56,835 --> 00:39:00,804
If you won't talk to me, I should
at least get to see everything.
703
00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:04,107
Oooh.
704
00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:08,044
This just in. From the
creep zone, we have
705
00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:12,649
the following fan mail:
"I wish I could get closer
706
00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:15,919
to you so I could smell
what perfume you wore.
707
00:39:15,921 --> 00:39:20,724
Do you wear perfume? Deodorant?
Do you douche?
708
00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:24,394
What do you smell like beneath
the smells you wear as a mask?"
709
00:39:26,797 --> 00:39:29,165
I would almost suspect
710
00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:33,002
that my good
friend, BX is back.
711
00:39:33,004 --> 00:39:37,707
But I thought I banned him.
712
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:41,845
Signing off from Toledo.
Catch me if you can.
713
00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:45,216
[Music]
714
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,033
- Hey, bud.
- What's up?
715
00:40:04,035 --> 00:40:06,202
Hey listen, I'm
looking for a girl.
716
00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:07,570
Yeah, me too.
717
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:11,708
No, no, no, I'm looking
for this girl.
718
00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:14,744
Nice tits.
What's her name?
719
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:17,614
Her name's Katie Jardine, OK?
720
00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:20,150
Well, I don't know all the
girls in these videos
721
00:40:20,152 --> 00:40:21,951
and we don't keep a database
of stuff like that.
722
00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:26,156
No, no, no, she's a real girl
and she was in here last night.
723
00:40:26,158 --> 00:40:30,160
Oh, that girl. Shit is she
even old enough?
724
00:40:30,162 --> 00:40:33,163
Listen, she's a runaway and
we're trying to find her.
725
00:40:33,165 --> 00:40:34,964
With a picture of her tits?
726
00:40:34,966 --> 00:40:36,733
It's the only picture I have.
727
00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:39,602
Well, damn, it's gotta
be some family album.
728
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,771
What's her mom look like?
729
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:45,809
She was in here. What
was she looking for?
730
00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:49,913
She wanted a vibrator with
a warranty and a motel.
731
00:40:49,915 --> 00:40:53,016
A warranty?
Where's the motel?
732
00:40:53,018 --> 00:40:56,786
A quarter mile north.
733
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:58,354
You're welcome.
734
00:40:58,356 --> 00:41:01,391
[Music]
735
00:41:06,864 --> 00:41:07,864
Hey, what's up?
736
00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:10,867
I finally found wi-fi.
737
00:41:10,869 --> 00:41:16,439
And on my way here,
wherever here is,
738
00:41:16,441 --> 00:41:19,876
I had a revelation.
739
00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:21,277
I think I will always equate
740
00:41:21,279 --> 00:41:27,817
the little and the big because
you can't stop fearing it.
741
00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:32,021
No matter how much you want
to try to trust someone.
742
00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:35,291
You always know
what will happen.
743
00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:39,162
You remember the scratch
of his 5 o'clock shadow,
744
00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:45,168
his body hair and
the way he smelled.
745
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,636
And anyone can look like him,
746
00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:49,339
and anyone can smell like him.
747
00:41:49,341 --> 00:41:51,774
And you're always on guard
until you let your guard down
748
00:41:51,776 --> 00:41:55,745
and you do stupid
things on purpose.
749
00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:58,948
And you make bets with God.
750
00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:03,753
And you say, "if you love
me, you'll keep me safe".
751
00:42:04,755 --> 00:42:08,024
The dealer always wins.
752
00:42:13,430 --> 00:42:15,231
[Sighs]
753
00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:17,367
Morning. I need a room with an
internet connection, please.
754
00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:22,138
OK, all of our rooms have
wireless service and data ports.
755
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:25,041
Let's see...
756
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:28,144
Um, actually, the bank
is denying your card.
757
00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:30,213
They say that it's defective.
758
00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:32,448
Do you have another
form of payment?
759
00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:34,817
[Phone rings]
Hold on a sec.
760
00:42:34,819 --> 00:42:39,422
OK, I understand.
761
00:42:39,424 --> 00:42:43,626
Hi mom, how's it...
What? Slow down!
762
00:42:43,628 --> 00:42:48,331
Slow down.
They got Elvin?
763
00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:52,435
Mom, who's been by?
Tell me what they said.
764
00:42:52,437 --> 00:42:55,738
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
765
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:58,575
No, he was a friend of mine.
766
00:42:58,577 --> 00:43:00,109
I don't care what
dad would have said.
767
00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:03,413
Dad was a drunk, racist,
child-beating asshole.
768
00:43:03,415 --> 00:43:05,248
Oh, like I didn't know he would
have rather have adopted
769
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:08,518
a white baby?
Whatever. Hey, look Ma,
770
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,287
your phone's probably tapped,
so just for the record,
771
00:43:11,289 --> 00:43:13,756
I didn't kill anyone.
Not Charlie either.
772
00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:16,125
But apparently somebody
pissed off a Senator.
773
00:43:17,328 --> 00:43:22,832
But do you still have
the money I gave you?
774
00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:26,569
You didn't have to take it and
you did not have to spend it.
775
00:43:26,571 --> 00:43:30,540
Mom, I gotta go.
776
00:43:30,542 --> 00:43:32,375
Can I have my card back,
please?
777
00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:35,078
Uh, actually, they're asking
me to send it back to them
778
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,114
because it's defective.
779
00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:40,149
Alright.
780
00:43:40,151 --> 00:43:43,886
[Steps]
781
00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:55,098
- Good morning.
- Hi.
782
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:56,499
Jenny B.
Hey, listen,
783
00:43:56,501 --> 00:43:58,501
is there a computer I could
use to get on the web?
784
00:43:58,503 --> 00:44:00,136
Or better yet, somewhere
where I could
785
00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:01,371
plug in my laptop?
786
00:44:01,373 --> 00:44:03,806
Sure. Let me show you
where you can plug in.
787
00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:06,042
Or if you'd like to sit in the
lounge, you can access our wi-fi.
788
00:44:06,044 --> 00:44:08,277
- You have wireless?
- We are a library.
789
00:44:08,279 --> 00:44:09,545
Then I guess it's been a
while since I've...
790
00:44:09,547 --> 00:44:11,080
You know, actually could
you also tell me
791
00:44:11,082 --> 00:44:12,949
where the card catalog is?
792
00:44:12,951 --> 00:44:17,186
Well, it's actually all online
now. What can I help you find?
793
00:44:17,188 --> 00:44:20,723
Ah, well, I've got a few different things.
I need maps of the United States
794
00:44:20,725 --> 00:44:26,229
showing roads and highways...
Um... Romeo and Juliet,
795
00:44:26,231 --> 00:44:27,797
and anything you can think
of that would help me
796
00:44:27,799 --> 00:44:30,033
to define the phrase
"Critical Nexus",
797
00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:32,835
or play off the words
"little and big".
798
00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:34,437
"The little and the big".
799
00:44:34,439 --> 00:44:37,473
Hmm, interesting. I'll see
what I can find for you.
800
00:44:37,475 --> 00:44:39,308
Thanks.
801
00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:42,679
[Coughs]
802
00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:49,452
[Computer ON click]
803
00:44:56,093 --> 00:44:57,593
This should get you started.
804
00:44:57,595 --> 00:44:59,262
Romeo and Juliet,
805
00:44:59,264 --> 00:45:02,865
some literary criticism,
and an atlas.
806
00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:04,767
Thank you.
807
00:45:04,769 --> 00:45:06,402
I have no idea what I'm
looking for, but thank you.
808
00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:08,204
You're welcome.
809
00:45:10,407 --> 00:45:12,809
"La Petite Mort". The little
death and the big death.
810
00:45:12,811 --> 00:45:14,977
Pardon?
811
00:45:14,979 --> 00:45:20,116
"Die, then die, I watched her
die many times".
812
00:45:20,118 --> 00:45:22,452
Jean Rhys. Wide
Saragaso Sea was my
813
00:45:22,454 --> 00:45:26,022
favorite book in high school.
I wonder if that's it.
814
00:45:26,024 --> 00:45:27,423
That would be it.
815
00:45:27,425 --> 00:45:29,225
Should I get you a copy of it?
816
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:33,296
Uh, please. And can I also
have statistics
817
00:45:33,298 --> 00:45:38,835
on female orgasms and
death, um, sex and suicide
818
00:45:38,837 --> 00:45:42,071
and marriage and suicide?
819
00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:44,607
Cool. I'll be right
back.
820
00:45:44,609 --> 00:45:46,709
Thank you.
821
00:45:47,845 --> 00:45:49,846
The dealer always wins.
822
00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:05,762
[Ball bounces]
823
00:46:05,764 --> 00:46:11,000
Good afternoon, ladies.
What are you two working on?
824
00:46:11,002 --> 00:46:14,103
We're drawing horses for
the FFA fair booth.
825
00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:17,073
- Shhh!
- It's alright.
826
00:46:17,075 --> 00:46:20,343
I don't mean any harm. You're
both such great artists,
827
00:46:20,345 --> 00:46:23,179
I just had to see what
you were working on.
828
00:46:23,181 --> 00:46:25,515
Someday, it'll be hanging
up in a museum.
829
00:46:25,517 --> 00:46:28,084
- Really?
- He's just saying that.
830
00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:31,654
- Really, we're busy.
- He's just being nice.
831
00:46:31,656 --> 00:46:35,258
There's no harm in
being nice, is there?
832
00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:38,027
We're not supposed to
talk to strangers.
833
00:46:38,029 --> 00:46:41,831
Oh, I'm not really a stranger.
I come here all the time.
834
00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:44,634
I guess.
835
00:46:44,636 --> 00:46:48,070
Can I help you with
something, sir?
836
00:46:48,072 --> 00:46:51,808
Just having a conversation.
I'm just being nice.
837
00:46:51,810 --> 00:46:55,144
Jesus Christ! If the
dealer always wins,
838
00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:58,514
when do I get to be the
dealer? Huh? When?
839
00:47:02,452 --> 00:47:04,787
[Door opens]
840
00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:08,591
- Are you girls OK?
- Yeah.
841
00:47:08,593 --> 00:47:10,259
[Door opens]
842
00:47:14,932 --> 00:47:17,166
Not a word.
843
00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:20,436
[Door opens]
844
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:29,745
OK. I found statistics about age
of sexual activity by state.
845
00:47:29,747 --> 00:47:32,682
Age of first masturbation
by religion,
846
00:47:32,684 --> 00:47:35,918
sex toys in Europe and America,
847
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,621
non-orgasmic women, women
with multiple orgasms,
848
00:47:38,623 --> 00:47:42,758
women with ejaculatory
orgasms, suicide by country,
849
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,161
state, city, and climate.
850
00:47:45,163 --> 00:47:47,663
- Does that ever creep you out?
- What?
851
00:47:47,665 --> 00:47:49,165
The stuff that people
are looking for.
852
00:47:49,167 --> 00:47:52,368
No. It's just information.
And whatever you ask
853
00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:55,304
is held in the strictest of
confidence.
854
00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:58,441
Oh, and this looks cool.
Romeo and Juliet in Las Vegas.
855
00:47:58,443 --> 00:48:00,710
Love and Suicide in Sin City.
856
00:48:00,712 --> 00:48:03,512
Maybe you could feed two
birds with one seed.
857
00:48:03,514 --> 00:48:05,915
Las Vegas. Thank
you.
858
00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:07,683
You're welcome.
859
00:48:13,290 --> 00:48:16,761
[Music]
860
00:48:18,763 --> 00:48:20,296
The guy I'm supposed to be
861
00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:22,932
spying on turns out to
be very well connected.
862
00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:25,201
If I never learned to be
who I was supposed to be,
863
00:48:25,203 --> 00:48:27,336
isn't that just as
bad as killing myself?
864
00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:29,338
She that girl they found in the
Jewel parking lot this morning?
865
00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:30,573
I wouldn't be that lucky.
866
00:48:32,476 --> 00:48:33,776
[Sighs]
867
00:48:33,778 --> 00:48:35,177
What are you doing here?
868
00:48:35,179 --> 00:48:37,213
Do you remember waking
up this morning?
869
00:48:37,215 --> 00:48:39,048
Yesterday morning?
870
00:48:39,050 --> 00:48:42,752
When was the last
time you slept?
871
00:48:42,754 --> 00:48:45,788
[Sighs]
872
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:58,901
[Door chime]
873
00:49:07,311 --> 00:49:10,980
Hi. Hey, I was interested
in buying that dress
874
00:49:10,982 --> 00:49:13,616
in the window for my
niece's birthday.
875
00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:14,583
Is that a popular item?
876
00:49:14,585 --> 00:49:17,353
Yeah, it's quite popular.
877
00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:20,756
The thing is my niece is here
with my sister right now
878
00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:23,759
and I know she'd like that.
But I would hate to buy her
879
00:49:23,761 --> 00:49:26,095
a dress that she already
bought herself.
880
00:49:26,097 --> 00:49:28,064
Um, you haven't seen
this girl in here
881
00:49:28,066 --> 00:49:30,800
with her mom today, have you?
882
00:49:30,802 --> 00:49:32,435
We've seen lots of
girls like this today
883
00:49:32,437 --> 00:49:35,237
and lots of them have
bought that dress.
884
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:40,943
Would you say that a smart,
depressed, pretty girl
885
00:49:40,945 --> 00:49:43,145
would like this dress?
886
00:49:44,548 --> 00:49:47,149
The dress in the window is
made for girls like that.
887
00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:49,618
That's why they buy them.
It's all marketing.
888
00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:52,488
God, you don't think an actual
woman would wear something
889
00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:56,058
so dramatic and over
the top, do you?
890
00:49:56,060 --> 00:49:58,995
God, its like our only
duty in this world is to
891
00:49:58,997 --> 00:50:00,496
turn on perverted uncles.
892
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,431
What the hell was that
supposed to mean?
893
00:50:02,433 --> 00:50:03,432
Excuse me?
894
00:50:03,434 --> 00:50:04,967
I heard what you said!
895
00:50:04,969 --> 00:50:07,703
I'm not a pervert and
I'm not an uncle!
896
00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:10,373
All I said is that the
dress was popular and that
897
00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,774
your niece would love it.
898
00:50:11,776 --> 00:50:14,443
And then you started yelling
at me and insulting me?
899
00:50:14,445 --> 00:50:17,780
You're crazy.
Security!
900
00:50:17,782 --> 00:50:21,350
[Music]
901
00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:23,419
[Door chime]
902
00:50:23,421 --> 00:50:26,389
[Music]
903
00:50:30,193 --> 00:50:33,029
What have you picked up, Katie?
904
00:50:33,031 --> 00:50:37,466
Someone else is in your
system. What the fuck?
905
00:50:37,468 --> 00:50:39,602
Why can't I?
906
00:50:39,604 --> 00:50:42,772
That's not right.
Who the fuck are you?
907
00:50:42,774 --> 00:50:44,707
Hey Kevin, we're
going for ice cream.
908
00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:46,442
Do you want come with us?
909
00:50:46,444 --> 00:50:48,444
Would everyone just
leave me alone?
910
00:50:48,446 --> 00:50:50,246
This is very annoying.
911
00:50:50,248 --> 00:50:52,281
[Music]
912
00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,790
Dude, Darren Nealy said he
got to third base with her.
913
00:51:00,792 --> 00:51:04,493
Shit, she'll do it with him,
she'll do it with anybody.
914
00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:07,096
Which is why she's done
it with all of us, right?
915
00:51:07,098 --> 00:51:09,298
Dude, why are you always
defending her, man?
916
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:11,333
Why you always
sticking up for her?
917
00:51:11,335 --> 00:51:13,969
Look. Remember when Romeo
here asked her to the dance,
918
00:51:13,971 --> 00:51:15,771
at the, the Sadie Hawkins dance?
919
00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:17,406
- Magical.
- Remember that?
920
00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:18,774
Remember that?
921
00:51:18,776 --> 00:51:21,210
Dude. She doesn't
even like you, man.
922
00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:24,146
Good morning loyal voyeurs.
923
00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:27,216
Ooh, it's still dark out.
924
00:51:27,218 --> 00:51:28,884
But I think someone
might be getting close,
925
00:51:28,886 --> 00:51:31,153
so I have to go.
926
00:51:31,155 --> 00:51:34,023
But I wanted to let you
know about last night.
927
00:51:34,025 --> 00:51:36,192
I tried this thing
called the bathtub trick
928
00:51:36,194 --> 00:51:42,565
that I read about on another
blog. Still nothing.
929
00:51:42,567 --> 00:51:46,502
But it might work
for most people.
930
00:51:46,504 --> 00:51:51,574
My trouble is my mind. I
just can't shut it off.
931
00:51:51,576 --> 00:51:56,612
Always the blood is
just a moment away.
932
00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:59,081
But you never know
when you're gonna
933
00:51:59,083 --> 00:52:04,787
reach down into the floor
board and find his knife.
934
00:52:04,789 --> 00:52:07,490
You never can tell if
that tearing sound
935
00:52:07,492 --> 00:52:12,895
is you or your clothes.
936
00:52:12,897 --> 00:52:15,431
You're being torn apart.
937
00:52:15,433 --> 00:52:19,668
Literally stabbed.
938
00:52:19,670 --> 00:52:23,606
So you do the only
thing you can do.
939
00:52:26,276 --> 00:52:30,813
Do you trust
anything after that?
940
00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:35,117
How do you know the next
one will stop if it hurts?
941
00:52:35,119 --> 00:52:40,022
It's all too wild.
Anything can happen.
942
00:52:40,024 --> 00:52:43,993
And what if you find his knife?
943
00:52:43,995 --> 00:52:46,795
Will you kill him?
944
00:52:46,797 --> 00:52:49,832
Will you kill yourself?
945
00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:53,171
Think...
946
00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:58,607
So long, Romeo.
In response
947
00:52:58,609 --> 00:53:04,580
to recent comments,
I can't stay put.
948
00:53:04,582 --> 00:53:09,151
Coming around the first
turn, "big" is in the lead.
949
00:53:09,153 --> 00:53:11,987
Is "little" closing in?
950
00:53:11,989 --> 00:53:15,758
[Music]
951
00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:40,049
You don't know me.
But I know you.
952
00:53:40,051 --> 00:53:42,518
We need to meet and talk.
953
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,153
I figured out the
"little and the big".
954
00:53:44,155 --> 00:53:45,221
But I need some help
955
00:53:45,223 --> 00:53:48,524
understanding the
"critical nexus".
956
00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:52,428
I've spent my whole life
talking people into things,
957
00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:54,296
but now I get the feeling
958
00:53:54,298 --> 00:53:58,000
that I've got to do
just the opposite.
959
00:54:01,805 --> 00:54:05,975
I didn't feel like
getting all girled up.
960
00:54:05,977 --> 00:54:11,013
So all I am is all I am.
961
00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:12,982
And here's the problem,
962
00:54:12,984 --> 00:54:16,385
I figured this
out this morning.
963
00:54:16,387 --> 00:54:19,221
We have to lure you in.
964
00:54:19,223 --> 00:54:22,391
And if we don't, we're
failures.
965
00:54:22,393 --> 00:54:29,431
But once we do, you're
not what we need.
966
00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:32,935
I wish the pieces of the
puzzle fit better.
967
00:54:34,404 --> 00:54:36,839
Drunk Johnny, please.
968
00:54:36,841 --> 00:54:40,576
Aw, come on man, you
know who this is.
969
00:54:40,578 --> 00:54:43,412
Oh, didn't think so either, man.
970
00:54:43,414 --> 00:54:45,147
Well, I knew you moved
to KC a few years ago.
971
00:54:45,149 --> 00:54:49,885
That, um, Cheryl girl you
were with back in a...
972
00:54:49,887 --> 00:54:51,620
Oh, it didn't work out, eh?
973
00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,222
Hey, listen, man, I'm on a
bit of a road trip
974
00:54:53,224 --> 00:54:56,992
but I need a favor. Let
me get your address.
975
00:54:56,994 --> 00:54:59,228
No, it's not like that, man.
976
00:54:59,230 --> 00:55:03,032
Look, I'll tell you a weird
story when I get there.
977
00:55:03,034 --> 00:55:05,601
Man, I haven't slept in like...
978
00:55:06,536 --> 00:55:08,437
What?
979
00:55:09,873 --> 00:55:12,675
I was just sort of
hoping that...
980
00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:16,345
Listen, man, can we talk
about that in person?
981
00:55:17,547 --> 00:55:19,148
The beauty for you two
is that we've already
982
00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:20,783
laid down the ground work.
983
00:55:20,785 --> 00:55:22,284
We've already designed
the site and we have
984
00:55:22,286 --> 00:55:24,320
several months worth of
girls lined up and we have
985
00:55:24,322 --> 00:55:26,388
a very diversified palette.
986
00:55:26,390 --> 00:55:28,290
Every man wants something
different, right?
987
00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:30,626
So we've got everything
from soft core to hard core
988
00:55:30,628 --> 00:55:32,061
and everything in between.
989
00:55:32,063 --> 00:55:34,997
Plus, we're talking multiple
revenue streams by the time
990
00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:37,399
we get the dating
site in full gear.
991
00:55:37,401 --> 00:55:40,736
I don't see how you're
going to get this around.
992
00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:42,838
I don't know who's
gonna want to touch it.
993
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,673
Are you gonna put
up a billboard?
994
00:55:44,675 --> 00:55:47,343
[Laughs]
995
00:55:47,345 --> 00:55:49,311
We plan on a lot of
word of mouth traffic.
996
00:55:49,313 --> 00:55:50,913
It's a brand new medium.
997
00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:52,848
These sites get passed
around in chat rooms,
998
00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:54,550
linked to on message boards.
999
00:55:54,552 --> 00:55:56,051
The advertising should
take care of itself
1000
00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:57,586
once the word gets out.
1001
00:55:57,588 --> 00:55:59,788
But actually, my friend,
Brad, here is in charge
1002
00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:01,657
of that aspect
of the operation.
1003
00:56:01,659 --> 00:56:02,491
Bradley?
1004
00:56:02,493 --> 00:56:05,494
Yeah.
Absolutely.
1005
00:56:05,496 --> 00:56:07,930
You know, I figured out
the direct mailing pieces
1006
00:56:07,932 --> 00:56:10,866
to a targeted audience of
subscribers to Playboy,
1007
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:13,602
Hustler, for starters.
1008
00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:16,538
You know, I'm thinking
something simple.
1009
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:20,943
In effect, you see it big,
but you keep it simple.
1010
00:56:25,515 --> 00:56:28,851
Do you like to see
drunk, naked girls?
1011
00:56:28,853 --> 00:56:30,853
Check "yes" or "no".
1012
00:56:30,855 --> 00:56:33,989
If you mark "no",
you're probably a fag.
1013
00:56:33,991 --> 00:56:35,858
[Laughs]
1014
00:56:35,860 --> 00:56:41,063
But if you marked "yes",
come to dumbdrunkgirls.com.
1015
00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:44,433
[Laughs]
1016
00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:46,735
That is awesome, man.
1017
00:56:46,737 --> 00:56:48,036
Where they going?
1018
00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:50,005
[Music]
1019
00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:51,740
- Hey
- Hey stranger.
1020
00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:54,610
- Um, bourbon, neat.
- Sure.
1021
00:56:59,015 --> 00:57:00,783
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
1022
00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:04,453
- Keep the tab open?
- You got it.
1023
00:57:05,755 --> 00:57:07,756
You're new here.
1024
00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,358
Welcome to the best
bar in Des Moines.
1025
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,059
Is that where I am?
1026
00:57:11,061 --> 00:57:12,327
Mind if I join you?
1027
00:57:12,329 --> 00:57:15,063
Look, I'm probably not very
good company right now.
1028
00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:17,699
My name's Derrick. If you
wanna talk, you can.
1029
00:57:17,701 --> 00:57:21,403
If you don't want to,
we don't have to.
1030
00:57:21,405 --> 00:57:25,174
Patrick, give me
another Corona light.
1031
00:57:25,176 --> 00:57:26,842
So where you passing
through from?
1032
00:57:26,844 --> 00:57:28,877
- All over really.
- You don't look like a trucker.
1033
00:57:28,879 --> 00:57:30,212
- I'm not.
- Is that a magic bag?
1034
00:57:30,214 --> 00:57:31,613
- Huh?
- What's in the bag?
1035
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:31,613
Nothing's in the bag.
1036
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:33,549
I just haven't checked in yet.
1037
00:57:33,551 --> 00:57:34,883
Staying across the street?
1038
00:57:34,885 --> 00:57:36,919
Look, Derek, you know
I'm straight, right?
1039
00:57:36,921 --> 00:57:39,188
It's OK, hon, a lot of
guys come in here thinking
1040
00:57:39,190 --> 00:57:41,457
they're straight or
wanting everyone else
1041
00:57:41,459 --> 00:57:44,760
to think they are.
You're setting us back, man.
1042
00:57:44,762 --> 00:57:46,762
Doesn't matter what people
outside this bar think.
1043
00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:48,397
What happens in
here, stays in here.
1044
00:57:48,399 --> 00:57:50,365
Is this really necessary?
1045
00:57:50,367 --> 00:57:52,201
I see you're afraid of who you
are, but there's a reason
1046
00:57:52,203 --> 00:57:53,569
why you came into
the bar today.
1047
00:57:53,571 --> 00:57:55,437
Yeah, it's across the
street from my motel.
1048
00:57:55,439 --> 00:57:57,406
- And?
- And I'm from out of town
1049
00:57:57,408 --> 00:57:59,708
and didn't realize
this was a gay bar.
1050
00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:01,810
The name "Banana
Bar" is pretty ambiguous.
1051
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:03,111
[Laughs]
1052
00:58:03,113 --> 00:58:05,113
Score one for the pink team.
1053
00:58:05,115 --> 00:58:06,448
Look, I didn't see the name.
1054
00:58:06,450 --> 00:58:09,318
I just wanted to drink.
1055
00:58:13,289 --> 00:58:15,324
So, I guess this
conversation's gone about
1056
00:58:15,326 --> 00:58:17,526
as far as it was meant to go.
1057
00:58:17,528 --> 00:58:21,096
OK, cowboy.
1058
00:58:21,098 --> 00:58:23,265
You know you straight
types are always funny.
1059
00:58:23,267 --> 00:58:25,300
You come in here acting
like you don't know what it is
1060
00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:28,103
and then get all offended
when someone approaches you.
1061
00:58:28,105 --> 00:58:31,206
You want a good fucking but
that prison in your mind
1062
00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:32,274
won't let you have it.
1063
00:58:32,276 --> 00:58:34,109
So now you're gonna
Jedi mind trick me
1064
00:58:34,111 --> 00:58:35,577
into taking it up the ass.
1065
00:58:35,579 --> 00:58:37,179
For fuck's sake, Derek,
1066
00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:38,981
don't bother him,
he's not interested.
1067
00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:41,783
You wish St. Patty.
He's fair game.
1068
00:58:41,785 --> 00:58:43,952
I bet he's just like the
guy I met at Barnes & Noble
1069
00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:46,488
a couple years ago. He
came in every Saturday
1070
00:58:46,490 --> 00:58:48,490
to meet me in the men's room.
1071
00:58:48,492 --> 00:58:49,858
I know who you are.
1072
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:52,427
Well, Derrick, congratulations,
because I don't know
1073
00:58:52,429 --> 00:58:55,898
who I am. Have a nice
night, boys.
1074
00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:58,200
You're such an asshole. Look,
you don't have to leave.
1075
00:58:58,202 --> 00:58:59,768
He does this to everyone.
1076
00:58:59,770 --> 00:59:01,336
See you next week, cowboy.
1077
00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:03,238
[Music]
1078
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,942
You know jumping into cars
is dangerous, don't you?
1079
00:59:08,778 --> 00:59:09,845
But don't worry
1080
00:59:09,847 --> 00:59:12,347
about that now, I'm a cop.
1081
00:59:12,349 --> 00:59:14,082
You don't look like a cop.
1082
00:59:14,084 --> 00:59:15,651
I'm off duty.
1083
00:59:15,653 --> 00:59:17,786
So why you hitchhiking anyway?
1084
00:59:17,788 --> 00:59:20,422
I thought it was a good
way to save money.
1085
00:59:20,424 --> 00:59:22,291
I'm on my way to the mall.
1086
00:59:22,293 --> 00:59:26,528
The mall's back that way.
1087
00:59:26,530 --> 00:59:29,698
See, it's my mom's
birthday and she's sick
1088
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:32,501
and I thought if I could
sneak off to the mall
1089
00:59:32,503 --> 00:59:35,537
and buy her an nice gift, it
might make her feel better.
1090
00:59:35,539 --> 00:59:40,642
You know that's really
nice, what you're doing.
1091
00:59:42,645 --> 00:59:43,979
That's a nice gun
you have there.
1092
00:59:43,981 --> 00:59:45,113
Yeah?
1093
00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:47,583
You ever had to use it?
1094
00:59:47,585 --> 00:59:48,584
That is something you don't ask
1095
00:59:48,586 --> 00:59:53,088
a police officer, young lady.
1096
00:59:54,090 --> 00:59:56,525
Have you ever...
1097
00:59:56,527 --> 01:00:00,829
worn it to bed?
What?
1098
01:00:00,831 --> 01:00:03,732
I mean, have you ever wanted to
bury up to the hilt in some girl
1099
01:00:03,734 --> 01:00:06,034
and pull the trigger?
1100
01:00:06,036 --> 01:00:07,002
[Gasp]
What?
1101
01:00:07,004 --> 01:00:08,737
Ahh!
1102
01:00:08,739 --> 01:00:11,907
[Music]
1103
01:00:11,909 --> 01:00:15,644
[Groaning]
1104
01:00:21,150 --> 01:00:23,785
[Music]
1105
01:00:49,679 --> 01:00:52,347
[Car running sounds]
1106
01:00:57,053 --> 01:00:59,021
[Laughs]
1107
01:00:59,023 --> 01:01:02,090
Man, I don't believe
what I'm seeing.
1108
01:01:02,092 --> 01:01:03,558
I'm a bit surprised myself.
1109
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:05,127
Hey, you want a drink?
I'm working on a bottle
1110
01:01:05,129 --> 01:01:06,361
of Black right now.
1111
01:01:06,363 --> 01:01:07,529
- I guess so.
- Alright.
1112
01:01:07,531 --> 01:01:11,266
[Laughs]
1113
01:01:11,268 --> 01:01:12,734
It's good to see you, Johnny.
Come on in.
1114
01:01:12,736 --> 01:01:16,405
Wow
1115
01:01:16,407 --> 01:01:18,473
So what do I owe the
pleasure to anyway?
1116
01:01:18,475 --> 01:01:20,809
You want in on my new
start-up, right?
1117
01:01:20,811 --> 01:01:22,778
No, I think I'm all
done with the web, man.
1118
01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:24,780
I, uh, actually I need
something else, Johnny.
1119
01:01:24,782 --> 01:01:26,448
Dude, it's gonna be hot.
1120
01:01:26,450 --> 01:01:30,485
Nothing but chicks fucking and
fighting and fisting, man.
1121
01:01:30,487 --> 01:01:33,121
No, man, I think I'm
all done with that.
1122
01:01:33,123 --> 01:01:38,760
Listen, um... I think I
might be in deep shit.
1123
01:01:38,762 --> 01:01:39,961
I'll give you a thousand
right now if you...
1124
01:01:39,963 --> 01:01:43,498
if you can do me a huge favor.
1125
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:45,434
Serious.
1126
01:01:45,436 --> 01:01:46,902
How deep are we
talking about, man?
1127
01:01:46,904 --> 01:01:48,170
Thanks.
1128
01:01:48,172 --> 01:01:51,973
Well, I'm looking at
disappearing down south
1129
01:01:51,975 --> 01:01:54,076
for a few years, you know.
1130
01:01:54,078 --> 01:01:55,744
I need you to make me 21.
1131
01:01:55,746 --> 01:01:59,681
Aw shit, man.
1132
01:01:59,683 --> 01:02:04,319
I've been out of that
business for a long time.
1133
01:02:04,321 --> 01:02:06,154
I don't know.
1134
01:02:06,156 --> 01:02:09,725
It's a lot harder
than it used to be.
1135
01:02:09,727 --> 01:02:12,027
I can get you something
that would work
1136
01:02:12,029 --> 01:02:14,496
on the Andy Griffith show, but
I don't know about Dragnet.
1137
01:02:14,498 --> 01:02:15,864
Will it get me
across the border?
1138
01:02:15,866 --> 01:02:18,667
Across the border?
1139
01:02:18,669 --> 01:02:21,570
Hell of a lot easier ways
to get across the border.
1140
01:02:21,572 --> 01:02:22,671
[Laughs]
1141
01:02:22,673 --> 01:02:25,741
Speaking of which,
remember Cancun?
1142
01:02:25,743 --> 01:02:29,745
[Laughs]
Oh shit.
1143
01:02:29,747 --> 01:02:31,546
That was some crazy shit.
1144
01:02:31,548 --> 01:02:33,615
It was man.
1145
01:02:33,617 --> 01:02:36,418
Hey, hey, what was that
chick's name that we
1146
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,453
double-teamed down
there? You remember?
1147
01:02:38,455 --> 01:02:40,055
I was just trying to remember
her name the other day and
1148
01:02:40,057 --> 01:02:43,458
I'm like, "What the fuck is
her name?"
1149
01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:45,360
- Amanda.
- Yeah! Fuck, Amanda!
1150
01:02:45,362 --> 01:02:48,029
That's right!
[Laughs]
1151
01:02:48,031 --> 01:02:50,198
I was like thinking it was
Lori or something, but I knew
1152
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,134
that wasn't right.
Amanda, God.
1153
01:02:52,136 --> 01:02:55,537
Oh, that was nasty.
1154
01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:56,938
But listen, bro.
1155
01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:58,840
I didn't come back here to
talk about the old times,
1156
01:02:58,842 --> 01:03:05,013
I...I need your help,
man.
1157
01:03:05,015 --> 01:03:08,283
Yeah, yeah.
1158
01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:14,156
That's right. Mark
Miller, the choir boy.
1159
01:03:14,158 --> 01:03:18,527
I got you in my sights now.
1160
01:03:19,529 --> 01:03:22,831
Let me tell you
something, Mark.
1161
01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:24,599
There ain't no God.
1162
01:03:24,601 --> 01:03:27,869
So, you are just
wasting your time,
1163
01:03:27,871 --> 01:03:31,807
worrying about
all that shit you did.
1164
01:03:31,809 --> 01:03:36,611
And if there was a God,
he made you who you are.
1165
01:03:36,613 --> 01:03:42,417
And all those girls would have
turned out one way or another,
1166
01:03:42,419 --> 01:03:46,454
no matter what
the fuck you did.
1167
01:03:46,456 --> 01:03:48,356
How much and how long
1168
01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:51,459
to get me something
that'll work on Dragnet?
1169
01:03:52,461 --> 01:03:57,199
Couple days.
1170
01:03:57,201 --> 01:04:02,504
Probably about...
10 grand.
1171
01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:04,339
I gotta call in the big guns.
1172
01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:06,041
10K?
1173
01:04:06,043 --> 01:04:07,676
I don't have 10K, man.
1174
01:04:07,678 --> 01:04:10,378
[Laughs]
1175
01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:13,748
God, isn't that something?
1176
01:04:13,750 --> 01:04:15,550
The guy who used to
always tell me what to do
1177
01:04:15,552 --> 01:04:20,455
with my money doesn't have 10K.
1178
01:04:20,457 --> 01:04:26,061
Ah, now I got this big house,
1179
01:04:26,063 --> 01:04:27,562
and you ain't got
a pot to piss in?
1180
01:04:27,564 --> 01:04:31,032
I have 6 million.
6 million, but I can't
1181
01:04:31,034 --> 01:04:34,135
get at it right now.
Someone locked me
1182
01:04:34,137 --> 01:04:35,403
out of my account.
1183
01:04:35,405 --> 01:04:36,872
Who could have locked
you out of your account?
1184
01:04:36,874 --> 01:04:36,872
Someone with enough pull
1185
01:04:36,874 --> 01:04:38,974
to lock me out of my
account, Johnny.
1186
01:04:38,976 --> 01:04:40,575
Well then you're in
deep shit, amigo.
1187
01:04:40,577 --> 01:04:42,744
I said that already.
1188
01:04:46,349 --> 01:04:50,585
Give me a few days.
1189
01:04:51,287 --> 01:04:52,721
Hey.
1190
01:04:52,723 --> 01:04:55,824
Can I stay here
in the mean time?
1191
01:05:02,598 --> 01:05:06,468
You got a lot of fucking nerve.
1192
01:05:06,470 --> 01:05:11,506
The way shit went down.
1193
01:05:13,509 --> 01:05:15,410
[Phone rings]
1194
01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:16,411
Oh shit.
1195
01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:18,246
Hello.
1196
01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:22,284
Everything's fine, except
my daughter's missing.
1197
01:05:22,286 --> 01:05:24,219
What?
1198
01:05:24,221 --> 01:05:26,588
Now why are you telling me that?
1199
01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:30,892
If you can follow him, why
can't you follow her?
1200
01:05:30,894 --> 01:05:33,161
Alright, listen.
If... if you get her back
1201
01:05:33,163 --> 01:05:35,764
we can maybe make
some kind of...
1202
01:05:35,766 --> 01:05:36,932
Then fuck you!
1203
01:05:36,934 --> 01:05:38,867
[Phone slams]
1204
01:05:38,869 --> 01:05:43,238
I remember at this party
one time, it was late
1205
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:44,306
and we had all told
our parents that we
1206
01:05:44,308 --> 01:05:47,676
were spending the
night with each other.
1207
01:05:47,678 --> 01:05:49,644
And some of the boys
were trying to get us to
1208
01:05:49,646 --> 01:05:54,749
take off our shirts
and flash them.
1209
01:05:54,751 --> 01:05:58,386
I wondered why I couldn't.
1210
01:05:58,388 --> 01:06:00,855
In your head, you've always
got the voice saying,
1211
01:06:00,857 --> 01:06:05,393
"Yes or no, yes or
no."
1212
01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:10,565
If I keep myself hidden, then
I belong only to myself.
1213
01:06:10,567 --> 01:06:14,469
But why is that so?
1214
01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:20,175
Why isn't my body more mine
if I have control over it?
1215
01:06:20,177 --> 01:06:24,779
Doesn't my choosing make it so?
1216
01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:28,984
Look.
1217
01:06:28,986 --> 01:06:32,320
It's so sexy.
1218
01:06:40,963 --> 01:06:44,366
This is such bullshit.
1219
01:06:44,368 --> 01:06:47,168
What do you want?
1220
01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:49,571
Even if it's right
in front of you,
1221
01:06:49,573 --> 01:06:51,506
and you can grab it and
put it in your mouth,
1222
01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:54,309
you can't do anything with it.
1223
01:06:56,712 --> 01:07:02,183
You take off my clothes,
you strip my skin,
1224
01:07:02,185 --> 01:07:04,386
you pull the muscle
back from my bones
1225
01:07:04,388 --> 01:07:08,790
and you suck the marrow
and what's left?
1226
01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:12,093
We're just chemicals
and neurons.
1227
01:07:12,095 --> 01:07:17,966
Why does this have to be
such a big fucking deal?
1228
01:07:17,968 --> 01:07:23,471
And BX, stop fucking
emailing me.
1229
01:07:23,473 --> 01:07:25,006
I can't stop you from watching,
1230
01:07:25,008 --> 01:07:28,343
but I will not interact
with you anymore.
1231
01:07:28,345 --> 01:07:32,347
You're not the director,
you're just the audience.
1232
01:07:32,349 --> 01:07:37,952
And, um, MX, whoever you
are, you don't know me.
1233
01:07:37,954 --> 01:07:41,189
You don't know where I am and
you don't know where I'm going,
1234
01:07:41,191 --> 01:07:45,126
so if you think you're going to
be my knight in shining armor,
1235
01:07:45,128 --> 01:07:48,430
you've got a big
surprise coming.
1236
01:08:09,485 --> 01:08:11,519
- Hey, wake up!
- Jesus!
1237
01:08:11,521 --> 01:08:14,456
Oh, I'm awake. How
long was I asleep?
1238
01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:16,024
Why were you talking to Cheryl?
1239
01:08:16,026 --> 01:08:17,625
Huh?
1240
01:08:17,627 --> 01:08:19,661
You said that Cheryl told
you I lived in Kansas City.
1241
01:08:19,663 --> 01:08:21,830
Yeah, we bumped into each
other in an airport and
1242
01:08:21,832 --> 01:08:23,565
I asked about you.
1243
01:08:23,567 --> 01:08:25,834
- Which one?
- Which what?
1244
01:08:25,836 --> 01:08:28,369
Which airport?
1245
01:08:28,371 --> 01:08:31,239
How the fuck should I know?
1246
01:08:31,241 --> 01:08:33,441
[Television]
1247
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:35,009
LaGuardia.
1248
01:08:35,011 --> 01:08:36,077
It was LaGuardia.
1249
01:08:39,582 --> 01:08:43,751
Must have been when she was
visiting her Aunt Judy.
1250
01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:44,986
It's funny, she didn't mention
1251
01:08:44,988 --> 01:08:46,254
anything about
running into you.
1252
01:08:46,256 --> 01:08:49,491
Why would she, Johnny? I
can't imagine that seeing me
1253
01:08:49,493 --> 01:08:51,626
in an airport bar registers
on too many people's lists
1254
01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:55,063
of exciting life events.
1255
01:08:57,066 --> 01:09:01,136
Why do you think she was
being so secretive about you?
1256
01:09:01,138 --> 01:09:02,470
Did you fuck her?
1257
01:09:02,472 --> 01:09:05,373
Yeah. On the baggage
claim carousel.
1258
01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:07,108
Give me a break.
1259
01:09:07,110 --> 01:09:09,277
Then why didn't she
mention anything about it?
1260
01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:11,446
Come on, man, you're being a
little paranoid, aren't you?
1261
01:09:11,448 --> 01:09:13,414
Look, to be honest, I have no
idea why she didn't tell you
1262
01:09:13,416 --> 01:09:14,983
about running into me.
1263
01:09:14,985 --> 01:09:17,051
But I'm sure she wasn't
being secretive.
1264
01:09:17,053 --> 01:09:19,287
Now what makes you so sure
she wasn't being secretive?
1265
01:09:19,289 --> 01:09:21,356
Alright, fun's over man. How
much you had this morning?
1266
01:09:21,358 --> 01:09:23,925
No more than
usual, I'm alright.
1267
01:09:23,927 --> 01:09:26,261
Old Johnny can
handle his liquor.
1268
01:09:26,263 --> 01:09:29,230
Speaking of which, man,
remember that night
1269
01:09:29,232 --> 01:09:31,900
we drank all that tequila
at Bad Brad's place?
1270
01:09:31,902 --> 01:09:33,234
Huh? That was the
night
1271
01:09:33,236 --> 01:09:35,803
you drank that whole
bottle in 3 minutes.
1272
01:09:35,805 --> 01:09:39,040
Now that was a crazy
ass night, bro!
1273
01:09:39,042 --> 01:09:41,042
Yeah.
[Laughs]
1274
01:09:41,044 --> 01:09:43,244
I remember that.
1275
01:09:46,115 --> 01:09:49,551
I remember a lot of things.
1276
01:09:49,553 --> 01:09:52,387
I remember...
1277
01:09:52,389 --> 01:09:54,289
I used to mention your
name sometimes and
1278
01:09:54,291 --> 01:09:58,126
Cheryl would get this
little smile on her face.
1279
01:09:58,128 --> 01:10:01,029
I used to always wonder if there
wasn't something going on.
1280
01:10:01,031 --> 01:10:02,997
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
1281
01:10:02,999 --> 01:10:05,366
Cheryl and I never had
anything.
1282
01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:07,068
Shit, man, I wasn't even
that attracted to her.
1283
01:10:07,070 --> 01:10:09,404
Yes, you were.
1284
01:10:09,406 --> 01:10:11,239
Remember when I met her.
1285
01:10:11,241 --> 01:10:15,176
You and I were together out at
Dash's and as we were leaving,
1286
01:10:15,178 --> 01:10:18,213
you said, "God, I
wish I could take that
1287
01:10:18,215 --> 01:10:20,715
chick home and fuck
her."
1288
01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:23,484
And you didn't even know that
she had given me her number.
1289
01:10:23,486 --> 01:10:26,487
What the fuck are
you talking about?
1290
01:10:26,489 --> 01:10:29,824
Shit, man, this is
all ancient history!
1291
01:10:29,826 --> 01:10:31,993
So we ran into each other
1292
01:10:31,995 --> 01:10:34,729
in an airport like millions
of people do every day.
1293
01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:37,398
So that means I've been sleeping
with her behind your back?
1294
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,901
Get a grip on
yourself, J-Man!
1295
01:10:39,903 --> 01:10:42,770
You're my friend, bro, and
sleeping with my friends' women
1296
01:10:42,772 --> 01:10:49,110
has never been my style.
1297
01:10:49,112 --> 01:10:50,645
Oh yeah?
1298
01:10:50,647 --> 01:10:53,147
I respect people.
And I respect love.
1299
01:10:53,149 --> 01:10:56,117
You know that about me.
1300
01:10:56,119 --> 01:11:01,689
Now look, I know that break
up hurt you, big guy.
1301
01:11:01,691 --> 01:11:05,526
But honestly, I think you're
better off without her.
1302
01:11:05,528 --> 01:11:07,528
And I think you're going
to meet the right woman
1303
01:11:07,530 --> 01:11:09,564
and bring her into
this bedroom here
1304
01:11:09,566 --> 01:11:12,133
and fuck the shit out of
her some day soon.
1305
01:11:12,135 --> 01:11:13,568
But you know this...
1306
01:11:13,570 --> 01:11:16,337
this paranoia is going
to ruin our friendship.
1307
01:11:16,339 --> 01:11:20,441
We can't let some bitch
come between us like that.
1308
01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:22,176
Am I right?
1309
01:11:22,178 --> 01:11:25,113
Am I right, J-Man?
1310
01:11:26,849 --> 01:11:29,183
[Cry]
1311
01:11:29,185 --> 01:11:33,156
Yeah.
1312
01:11:35,158 --> 01:11:37,125
You're right, man.
1313
01:11:37,127 --> 01:11:39,827
- I'm sorry.
- It's alright, it's alright.
1314
01:11:39,829 --> 01:11:45,233
Let it all go.
Let it all go.
1315
01:11:45,235 --> 01:11:51,873
Dude, you've always been
a good friend to me.
1316
01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:54,909
Hey, I gotta check
my email, alright?
1317
01:11:54,911 --> 01:11:56,411
Thanks.
1318
01:11:56,413 --> 01:11:57,612
Good afternoon. Mr.
Miller.
1319
01:11:57,614 --> 01:12:00,682
Good afternoon.
1320
01:12:00,684 --> 01:12:02,784
[Sighs]
1321
01:12:02,786 --> 01:12:04,752
Have a seat.
1322
01:12:04,754 --> 01:12:06,521
[Sniffle]
1323
01:12:06,523 --> 01:12:08,356
My young colleague tells
me you have a need.
1324
01:12:08,358 --> 01:12:09,724
Yes, sir, I suppose I do.
1325
01:12:09,726 --> 01:12:12,193
- Is your drink OK?
- Yeah.
1326
01:12:12,195 --> 01:12:14,529
Hmm... I like a good, quiet
bar.
1327
01:12:14,531 --> 01:12:16,798
Temperature's right,
the lighting is dark
1328
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:18,766
and the drinks are cold.
1329
01:12:18,768 --> 01:12:22,370
It should be quiet and
soothing to be here.
1330
01:12:22,372 --> 01:12:23,338
You like my bar?
1331
01:12:23,340 --> 01:12:25,340
Everything's fine.
1332
01:12:25,342 --> 01:12:27,342
Your bartender really
knows how to not talk.
1333
01:12:27,344 --> 01:12:29,944
[Laughs]
1334
01:12:29,946 --> 01:12:32,413
- So, uh, Johnny tells me you...
- Let me tell you first,
1335
01:12:32,415 --> 01:12:35,583
I just got back from the
most wonderful fishing trip.
1336
01:12:35,585 --> 01:12:36,951
- Do you fish?
- No, sir.
1337
01:12:36,953 --> 01:12:39,620
Up in Michigan, fly fishing.
1338
01:12:39,622 --> 01:12:42,190
They have some nice
rivers up there.
1339
01:12:42,192 --> 01:12:46,861
You should consider taking it up.
It's a very relaxing past time.
1340
01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:49,464
Especially when you
get up in the years.
1341
01:12:49,466 --> 01:12:50,498
How old are you now, Mark?
1342
01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:52,867
- I'm 39.
- 39, huh?
1343
01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:55,036
That's a good enough
time to start.
1344
01:12:55,038 --> 01:12:56,804
Guy like you in
pretty good shape.
1345
01:12:56,806 --> 01:12:58,473
I'd say you're about 6
feet tall.
1346
01:12:58,475 --> 01:13:01,542
You need to be around 190 pounds?
1347
01:13:01,544 --> 01:13:05,113
A little extra exercise might
help keep the pounds off.
1348
01:13:05,115 --> 01:13:08,182
Pretty soon your metabolism
will start slowing down.
1349
01:13:08,184 --> 01:13:10,685
Hell, that's what did me in.
[Laughs]
1350
01:13:10,687 --> 01:13:12,086
Yeah, it's a killer alright, huh?
1351
01:13:12,088 --> 01:13:14,389
Yes, sir, it is.
You might try it.
1352
01:13:14,391 --> 01:13:18,626
- I might try that.
- It's a good time.
1353
01:13:18,628 --> 01:13:20,728
Um, gentlemen, will you
excuse me for just a moment?
1354
01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:23,631
My bladder's not
what it used to be.
1355
01:13:25,367 --> 01:13:26,667
[Music]
1356
01:13:26,669 --> 01:13:29,837
Will you at least
play along, asshole?
1357
01:13:29,839 --> 01:13:31,439
I'm doing you a fucking
favor here, man.
1358
01:13:31,441 --> 01:13:33,141
- You know that?
- I am playing along.
1359
01:13:33,143 --> 01:13:34,442
You heard me say I
might try fishing.
1360
01:13:34,444 --> 01:13:38,045
I hate fish. It
tastes like fish!
1361
01:13:38,047 --> 01:13:40,014
Don't fuck this up!
1362
01:13:42,451 --> 01:13:45,453
This guy owns this
town, you know that?
1363
01:13:45,455 --> 01:13:46,921
God damn, last time they
tried to arrest him,
1364
01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:48,423
he ended up selling a
bunch of raffle tickets to
1365
01:13:48,425 --> 01:13:51,192
his grandkid's baseball game.
1366
01:13:51,194 --> 01:13:52,994
You haven't even seen
him on a good day.
1367
01:13:52,996 --> 01:13:54,929
He's got some health
issues and shit now.
1368
01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:56,597
[Sighs]
1369
01:14:05,507 --> 01:14:09,410
I have your bar tab,
if you'll come with me.
1370
01:14:10,679 --> 01:14:13,448
[Footsteps]
1371
01:14:13,450 --> 01:14:14,916
- Come on.
- How much?
1372
01:14:14,918 --> 01:14:18,286
Jesus, you people always
wanna know how much.
1373
01:14:18,288 --> 01:14:20,221
Think you can put a
price on freedom.
1374
01:14:20,223 --> 01:14:23,458
- Johnny, do the honors.
- OK.
1375
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:24,725
Hey, who's gonna do the
hacking?
1376
01:14:24,727 --> 01:14:26,761
Nobody, unless he pays for it.
1377
01:14:26,763 --> 01:14:30,431
Now stand over there, in
front of the blue backdrop.
1378
01:14:32,034 --> 01:14:34,202
I can take care of it
if you want me to.
1379
01:14:34,204 --> 01:14:35,837
Take care of what?
1380
01:14:35,839 --> 01:14:39,140
Mr. Spunkmeyer can have
an excellent fake ID,
1381
01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:43,244
but if his prints still say "Mr.
Miller",
1382
01:14:43,246 --> 01:14:45,447
somewhere down the road, he
will step knee deep in shit.
1383
01:14:45,448 --> 01:14:48,282
[Music]
1384
01:14:48,284 --> 01:14:49,951
So Laura, how old are you?
1385
01:14:49,953 --> 01:14:51,686
- I'm 18.
- 18, huh?
1386
01:14:51,688 --> 01:14:53,721
Are you sure you're 18?
1387
01:14:53,723 --> 01:14:54,989
Because we can't let you on
the site unless you are.
1388
01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:57,525
- I'm 18.
- Alright. Cool.
1389
01:14:57,527 --> 01:14:59,393
You guys want me to make her 21?
1390
01:14:59,395 --> 01:15:01,229
Now there's a good idea.
1391
01:15:01,231 --> 01:15:03,831
Hey, listen, Laura, um,
we're sure you're 18,
1392
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:06,033
but, um, while you're
here, you might as well
1393
01:15:06,035 --> 01:15:09,203
get yourself a fake ID for
when you go back home.
1394
01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:11,839
My man, Johnny here, can fix
you up with the right people.
1395
01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:13,407
And when you get that ID
and bring it back here
1396
01:15:13,409 --> 01:15:14,909
we're gonna photocopy
it for our records.
1397
01:15:14,911 --> 01:15:18,012
- Is that cool?
- Alright, cool.
1398
01:15:19,781 --> 01:15:22,550
This is so uncool.
I'm going for a walk.
1399
01:15:22,552 --> 01:15:24,552
So, how much can I make?
1400
01:15:24,554 --> 01:15:29,023
- Johnny?
- Oh, well...
1401
01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:32,860
That actually depends.
1402
01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:35,229
That is where the money is,
I mean everyone can use
1403
01:15:35,231 --> 01:15:37,732
a little extra cash,
right? Where's that shot?
1404
01:15:37,734 --> 01:15:40,067
As a courtesy among thieves,
you'll leave here with a
1405
01:15:40,069 --> 01:15:43,971
fake ID that'll work in any
liquor store you happen upon.
1406
01:15:43,973 --> 01:15:47,008
Peace of mind in a
worst-case scenario.
1407
01:15:47,010 --> 01:15:51,212
Though that is always the
most expensive option.
1408
01:15:51,214 --> 01:15:54,315
What say, Mr.
Spunkmeyer? Ten grand.
1409
01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:56,250
Ten grand? I don't
have ten grand.
1410
01:15:56,252 --> 01:15:59,554
Hey, Johnny tells me you're having
a little financial difficulty.
1411
01:15:59,556 --> 01:16:01,322
There's no secrets
in this bar, dude.
1412
01:16:01,324 --> 01:16:03,691
Hey, we have to look out
for one another, don't we?
1413
01:16:03,693 --> 01:16:06,027
"We ain't a we", as a friend
of mine was want to say.
1414
01:16:06,029 --> 01:16:08,596
Some friend.
1415
01:16:08,598 --> 01:16:10,197
Now I understand you're having
some trouble getting into
1416
01:16:10,199 --> 01:16:11,566
your bank account. Is that
right?
1417
01:16:11,568 --> 01:16:14,101
Yeah. It'll clear up.
1418
01:16:14,103 --> 01:16:15,937
As a matter of fact, let me use your
phone, I'll call them right now.
1419
01:16:15,939 --> 01:16:18,472
No. Not from my phone, you
won't. They'll trace you.
1420
01:16:18,474 --> 01:16:19,974
Come on, Ray, that's
a little thick.
1421
01:16:19,976 --> 01:16:23,144
Hush up, Johnny boy.
Somebody new wants
1422
01:16:23,146 --> 01:16:27,515
to do business, I make it a
point to do some research.
1423
01:16:27,517 --> 01:16:30,017
You are in a serious
bind, young man.
1424
01:16:30,019 --> 01:16:31,485
I know of at least one Senator
1425
01:16:31,487 --> 01:16:34,021
and one family that
are looking for you.
1426
01:16:34,023 --> 01:16:35,623
And I'd say by the
time they're done,
1427
01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:38,326
if you're still alive, you're
looking at two murders,
1428
01:16:38,328 --> 01:16:40,094
money laundering, and
mail fraud.
1429
01:16:40,096 --> 01:16:44,131
- What?
- Hey, you're safe for now.
1430
01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:45,399
The word I get is that
the situation
1431
01:16:45,401 --> 01:16:47,868
is about to get much
bigger than you.
1432
01:16:47,870 --> 01:16:50,271
So I imagine if you go
underground, not too many people
1433
01:16:50,273 --> 01:16:53,341
are going to be
interested in digging you up.
1434
01:16:53,343 --> 01:16:55,276
But you have to give
them the opportunity
1435
01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:59,113
to say that Mark Miller never
existed.
1436
01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:01,382
All people want is an easy
way to live with their lies.
1437
01:17:01,384 --> 01:17:05,186
- You couldn't know all this shit.
- It's my business to know.
1438
01:17:05,188 --> 01:17:07,955
By noon tomorrow, I can have
you a valid Missouri license,
1439
01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:10,891
plates, insurance, a
job history, a resume.
1440
01:17:10,893 --> 01:17:12,660
And in a month or two, I
can forward to the address
1441
01:17:12,662 --> 01:17:15,062
of your choice, a gas
and electric bill
1442
01:17:15,064 --> 01:17:19,367
from an address here, in
beautiful Kansas City.
1443
01:17:19,369 --> 01:17:21,802
Oh, and a Sears card.
You ever shop at Sears?
1444
01:17:21,804 --> 01:17:25,373
Pshh. The answer's
no. Sears? No.
1445
01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:27,575
The Social Security card
takes a little longer,
1446
01:17:27,577 --> 01:17:29,744
but that is included
in the peace of mind.
1447
01:17:29,746 --> 01:17:32,513
I already have your birth certificate
and some newspaper clippings
1448
01:17:32,515 --> 01:17:34,515
of the car wreck you
supposedly died in.
1449
01:17:34,517 --> 01:17:36,784
Car wreck?
1450
01:17:36,786 --> 01:17:39,053
Eric Spunkmeyer and his
family died in a car wreck
1451
01:17:39,055 --> 01:17:41,689
in Boise a number of years ago.
1452
01:17:41,691 --> 01:17:44,959
But the new reporter was
obviously mistaken.
1453
01:17:44,961 --> 01:17:47,995
So, your parents died,
but you did not.
1454
01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:50,097
Imagine the shock in her
face when it was discovered
1455
01:17:50,099 --> 01:17:53,167
you were actually in a
coma at County Hospital.
1456
01:17:53,169 --> 01:17:54,969
Fuck.
Spunkmeyer?
1457
01:17:54,971 --> 01:17:56,871
Did you have to
choose Spunkmeyer?
1458
01:17:56,873 --> 01:17:58,072
Do I look Jewish to you?
1459
01:17:58,074 --> 01:17:59,607
- You could be adopted.
- I am adopted.
1460
01:17:59,609 --> 01:18:02,877
- Yeah, see?
- Hey, we don't choose them.
1461
01:18:02,879 --> 01:18:05,780
They choose us. This
is an old trick,
1462
01:18:05,782 --> 01:18:09,884
but I have perfected it.
1463
01:18:09,886 --> 01:18:12,553
What do you want?
1464
01:18:12,555 --> 01:18:13,554
How would you like to
sell me your account
1465
01:18:13,556 --> 01:18:15,189
for some cash to get by on?
1466
01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:18,626
What do you mean,
sell you my account?
1467
01:18:18,628 --> 01:18:20,928
One aspect of this transaction
is that I will now own
1468
01:18:20,930 --> 01:18:24,832
the identity of Mark Miller.
Since I know I'm not going
1469
01:18:24,834 --> 01:18:26,834
to be able to sell it
in good conscience
1470
01:18:26,836 --> 01:18:30,071
I need to try to
recoup my losses.
1471
01:18:30,073 --> 01:18:31,939
I already have your
Social Security number,
1472
01:18:31,941 --> 01:18:34,308
Bank of America account
numbers, mother's maiden name,
1473
01:18:34,310 --> 01:18:37,244
street address. But I'll need
all your pins and passwords.
1474
01:18:37,246 --> 01:18:42,650
You already have my
s...? No way, Raymond.
1475
01:18:42,652 --> 01:18:44,251
That's a hell of
a lot of money.
1476
01:18:44,253 --> 01:18:46,353
But you can't get to it,
1477
01:18:46,355 --> 01:18:47,688
so that money might
as well not exist.
1478
01:18:47,690 --> 01:18:49,190
Then how the hell are
you gonna get to it?
1479
01:18:49,192 --> 01:18:53,461
I'm not saying I can!
I'm a gambling man.
1480
01:18:53,463 --> 01:18:56,030
I have time and
I like to gamble.
1481
01:18:56,032 --> 01:18:57,832
But you don't have much time
1482
01:18:57,834 --> 01:19:02,036
and you're in no place to gamble.
1483
01:19:02,038 --> 01:19:03,070
[Sighs]
1484
01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:05,239
How much longer will
you be in town?
1485
01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:07,041
Tomorrow, maybe the day after.
1486
01:19:07,043 --> 01:19:10,745
Sleep on it tonight. Let
me know in the morning.
1487
01:19:14,182 --> 01:19:15,516
Fuck!
1488
01:19:15,518 --> 01:19:16,784
How long were we in there?
1489
01:19:16,786 --> 01:19:20,121
Yeah, he's a talker.
1490
01:19:20,123 --> 01:19:23,958
You're pretty well fucked, dude.
And he's the best there is.
1491
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:24,825
So come on, Eric.
1492
01:19:28,697 --> 01:19:33,167
Good evening, ma'am, my
name is Eric Spunkmeyer.
1493
01:19:33,169 --> 01:19:36,604
Have you ever considered a career
in the adult films industry?
1494
01:19:36,606 --> 01:19:39,240
I was born just four hours
shy of April Fools Day
1495
01:19:39,242 --> 01:19:42,910
and my mother was Janice,
my father was Samuel.
1496
01:19:42,912 --> 01:19:45,045
And the funny, no...
1497
01:19:45,047 --> 01:19:48,883
the eerie thing is the papers
said all three of us died.
1498
01:19:48,885 --> 01:19:53,187
But the reporter got it
wrong. Crazy, huh?
1499
01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:54,922
Fuck.
1500
01:19:54,924 --> 01:19:57,458
This is never gonna work.
1501
01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:59,393
About to upload
some stuff, man.
1502
01:19:59,395 --> 01:20:01,262
You'll be good to go at
1503
01:20:01,264 --> 01:20:04,865
the start of business
tomorrow, if you take it.
1504
01:20:04,867 --> 01:20:07,201
What would you do?
1505
01:20:07,203 --> 01:20:11,939
Like he said, freedom is
more important than money.
1506
01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:13,607
[Sighs]
1507
01:20:13,609 --> 01:20:16,343
Money buys freedom.
1508
01:20:16,345 --> 01:20:18,579
Only until you lose it.
1509
01:20:18,581 --> 01:20:22,383
[Music]
1510
01:20:37,566 --> 01:20:39,433
I figured the only thing
1511
01:20:39,435 --> 01:20:41,168
that was holding me back was me.
1512
01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:46,106
So I left. I
skipped out.
1513
01:20:46,108 --> 01:20:49,443
And I tried to be someone else.
1514
01:20:49,445 --> 01:20:52,546
Someone who could change
into sexy clothes and...
1515
01:20:52,548 --> 01:20:57,818
and not be so stuck
in my own head.
1516
01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:01,956
[Sighs]
1517
01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:05,192
I'm a failure.
1518
01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:07,995
God. Just shoot
me.
1519
01:21:07,997 --> 01:21:10,364
Good night.
1520
01:21:15,537 --> 01:21:19,406
I have a long story to tell you
about this girl I used to know.
1521
01:21:19,408 --> 01:21:22,376
But I want to tell
you that in person.
1522
01:21:26,081 --> 01:21:28,515
Here's what you need
to know right now.
1523
01:21:28,517 --> 01:21:31,752
Try the Hitachi magic wand.
1524
01:21:31,754 --> 01:21:33,654
I've seen it work
a million times,
1525
01:21:33,656 --> 01:21:36,991
but you have to start
it on the lowest speed.
1526
01:21:36,993 --> 01:21:40,327
If you go for too much too
soon, you'll lose it.
1527
01:21:40,329 --> 01:21:45,232
That's part of your problem.
You want it too much.
1528
01:21:48,270 --> 01:21:52,306
Then just relax and
focus on your breathing.
1529
01:21:52,308 --> 01:21:54,775
Just feel yourself breathing.
1530
01:21:54,777 --> 01:22:00,714
And try to tune out
everything else.
1531
01:22:07,322 --> 01:22:10,557
Mark, hey uh, did you hear
what happened to Sarah?
1532
01:22:10,559 --> 01:22:11,959
No, what?
1533
01:22:11,961 --> 01:22:16,263
You know how she hasn't been
here in a few weeks, right?
1534
01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:17,898
I hadn't noticed.
1535
01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:19,300
Dude, she tried to kill herself.
1536
01:22:19,302 --> 01:22:22,836
- Shut up.
- I'm not lying, it's true!
1537
01:22:22,838 --> 01:22:23,938
Look, my mom got a call
1538
01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:26,607
from James Manfred's
mom last night.
1539
01:22:26,609 --> 01:22:28,142
She told him
1540
01:22:28,144 --> 01:22:29,743
not to be all upset about
it and stuff like that.
1541
01:22:29,745 --> 01:22:34,148
- Is she, is she alright?
- Yeah, I guess so.
1542
01:22:34,150 --> 01:22:35,849
I mean, they got to the
hospital in time.
1543
01:22:35,851 --> 01:22:37,184
How'd she do it?
1544
01:22:37,186 --> 01:22:39,019
She cut her wrist.
1545
01:22:39,021 --> 01:22:40,454
Dude, did you guys
hear about Sarah?
1546
01:22:40,456 --> 01:22:43,357
- She cut her wrist.
- Yeah.
1547
01:22:43,359 --> 01:22:46,660
And I guess she's transferring
over to Northside Tech.
1548
01:22:46,662 --> 01:22:49,229
It's weird, I just saw her over
at her locker and she's like
1549
01:22:49,231 --> 01:22:52,099
packing up, but everybody's
ignoring her.
1550
01:22:52,101 --> 01:22:53,934
I guess her parents think
1551
01:22:53,936 --> 01:22:56,136
she did it cause
she's unhappy here.
1552
01:22:56,138 --> 01:22:59,640
Maybe if she wasn't
such a stuck-up cunt.
1553
01:23:01,543 --> 01:23:05,879
- Hi.
- Hi... Mark?
1554
01:23:05,881 --> 01:23:10,050
Yeah, hi. I heard about
everything.
1555
01:23:10,052 --> 01:23:13,454
And I just wanted to say that
I'm sorry about everything
1556
01:23:13,456 --> 01:23:17,658
and that you're going to
another school and everything.
1557
01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:21,061
Well, this isn't a
very good school.
1558
01:23:21,063 --> 01:23:24,498
I, um, I always thought
you were really pretty.
1559
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:29,269
God, why doesn't everyone
just leave me alone?
1560
01:23:29,271 --> 01:23:30,871
I'm sorry, I'm pretty,
1561
01:23:30,873 --> 01:23:32,506
but that doesn't give
every boy in school
1562
01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:35,342
the right to come talk to me.
1563
01:23:35,344 --> 01:23:37,311
[Sighs]
1564
01:23:37,313 --> 01:23:40,581
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It isn't like that.
1565
01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:42,649
I know you never
thought twice about me,
1566
01:23:42,651 --> 01:23:46,920
but I'm honest and you
could have trusted me.
1567
01:23:46,922 --> 01:23:49,356
Sarah, is everything alright?
1568
01:23:49,358 --> 01:23:50,791
Everything's cool.
We're just talking.
1569
01:23:50,793 --> 01:23:52,426
Everything is fine, Jay.
1570
01:23:52,428 --> 01:23:55,229
Everything doesn't look fine.
What's the problem, faggot?
1571
01:23:55,231 --> 01:23:56,563
Why don't you just leave?
1572
01:23:56,565 --> 01:23:57,664
Why don't I just kick
your faggot ass?
1573
01:23:57,666 --> 01:24:00,200
Stop it!
1574
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:03,103
[Music]
1575
01:24:16,651 --> 01:24:18,519
Well, I made it!
1576
01:24:18,521 --> 01:24:23,157
And it looks like I have
about one shot left.
1577
01:24:23,159 --> 01:24:25,826
Thanks to the advice
of a kindly stalker,
1578
01:24:25,828 --> 01:24:27,861
I'm gonna try to
get to a truck stop
1579
01:24:27,863 --> 01:24:29,863
and pick up a
Hitachi Magic Wand.
1580
01:24:29,865 --> 01:24:33,901
So, do truckers use
these on themselves?
1581
01:24:33,903 --> 01:24:37,938
Or are they hoping to pick up
1582
01:24:37,940 --> 01:24:42,009
a female hitchhiker who
might masturbate for them,
1583
01:24:42,011 --> 01:24:44,011
provided they have the
requisite equipment on board?
1584
01:24:44,013 --> 01:24:46,046
(KISS)
1585
01:24:46,048 --> 01:24:49,084
[Music]
1586
01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:07,701
But then there are those
places where the wires cross.
1587
01:25:07,703 --> 01:25:10,537
Where people come to get
married
1588
01:25:10,539 --> 01:25:14,274
and start their lives and
consummate their love.
1589
01:25:14,276 --> 01:25:20,247
But also where the desperate
come for one last chance.
1590
01:25:20,249 --> 01:25:22,549
To lose it all before they
finally pull the trigger
1591
01:25:22,551 --> 01:25:26,120
on a wasted life.
1592
01:25:26,122 --> 01:25:27,521
One year this place lead
1593
01:25:27,523 --> 01:25:31,358
the country in both
marriages and suicides.
1594
01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:33,660
So I had to get closer.
1595
01:25:33,662 --> 01:25:38,999
I mean that's where it all
converges inside of me.
1596
01:25:39,001 --> 01:25:41,468
Thanks to two pervs I
met along the way,
1597
01:25:41,470 --> 01:25:47,407
I have the tools I need for
either the little or the big.
1598
01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:51,378
MX suggests that I try to
ignore everything else
1599
01:25:51,380 --> 01:25:53,547
and just focus on my breathing,
1600
01:25:53,549 --> 01:25:57,417
so I have to shut you
out for a little bit.
1601
01:25:57,419 --> 01:25:59,887
But I'll be back for at
least one more blog.
1602
01:25:59,889 --> 01:26:03,490
Just to let you know how
it went.
1603
01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:05,792
[Music]
1604
01:26:05,794 --> 01:26:08,862
[Buzzing]
1605
01:26:08,864 --> 01:26:11,865
[Deep breathing]
1606
01:26:11,867 --> 01:26:13,767
[Panting]
1607
01:26:13,769 --> 01:26:15,936
[Music]
1608
01:26:19,807 --> 01:26:23,343
But here's something
that no one ever says.
1609
01:26:23,345 --> 01:26:27,314
It's fleeting.
You can't hold on to anything.
1610
01:26:27,316 --> 01:26:32,419
Not sex, not money, not
power, not even memories.
1611
01:26:32,421 --> 01:26:35,789
[Television]
1612
01:26:37,792 --> 01:26:39,493
Should have gone already.
1613
01:26:39,495 --> 01:26:42,496
My employer said he is sorry
things couldn't work out.
1614
01:26:42,498 --> 01:26:44,531
Not as sorry as he's gonna be.
1615
01:26:44,533 --> 01:26:46,200
[Gun shots]
1616
01:26:46,202 --> 01:26:49,438
[Panting]
1617
01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:55,075
But if you come,
we have to go to Mexico,
1618
01:26:55,077 --> 01:26:57,778
because we're both in
big trouble.
1619
01:26:57,780 --> 01:27:00,747
[Music]
1620
01:27:49,330 --> 01:27:51,798
[Knock]
1621
01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:53,800
Mark?
1622
01:27:55,837 --> 01:27:57,204
Sorry, I'm late, I got...
1623
01:27:57,206 --> 01:28:01,808
well, it doesn't matter,
or it won't soon.
1624
01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:08,015
This is the biggest
bet I've ever made.
1625
01:28:08,017 --> 01:28:10,851
But we're in Vegas.
1626
01:28:12,086 --> 01:28:14,955
This is where it all
comes together, right?
1627
01:28:19,661 --> 01:28:22,963
I expected you to be
a little older.
1628
01:28:24,032 --> 01:28:27,634
Still, I'm not disappointed.
1629
01:28:33,875 --> 01:28:37,444
[Elevator opens]
1630
01:28:37,446 --> 01:28:40,147
[Music]
1631
01:28:44,886 --> 01:28:47,321
There.
1632
01:28:49,290 --> 01:28:51,224
I got enough gear
to get into Mexico,
1633
01:28:51,226 --> 01:28:52,693
so this might be the
end of the line.
1634
01:28:52,695 --> 01:28:55,962
Keep watching.
1635
01:28:55,964 --> 01:28:57,731
OK.
1636
01:28:57,733 --> 01:28:59,132
I'm ready.
1637
01:28:59,134 --> 01:29:01,835
I have a small confession
to make.
1638
01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:05,939
- Uh, I'm not...
- I know exactly who you are BX.
1639
01:29:05,941 --> 01:29:10,644
And I knew you'd come.
You or somebody like you.
1640
01:29:10,646 --> 01:29:13,046
You toyed with me.
You dismissed me!
1641
01:29:13,048 --> 01:29:15,349
And you hurt me!
1642
01:29:15,351 --> 01:29:18,452
Now every woman in the
world is gonna see what...
1643
01:29:18,454 --> 01:29:20,787
What are you doing?
1644
01:29:20,789 --> 01:29:23,290
This isn't what...
1645
01:29:23,292 --> 01:29:26,360
I killed for you. I killed
for you.
1646
01:29:26,362 --> 01:29:30,263
You didn't kill for me!
You killed me!
1647
01:29:31,265 --> 01:29:33,533
I had a plan.
1648
01:29:33,535 --> 01:29:35,168
And it might have
been a bad plan.
1649
01:29:35,170 --> 01:29:37,637
But you might be the only
1650
01:29:37,639 --> 01:29:42,008
thing that's keeping
me from being OK.
1651
01:29:42,010 --> 01:29:44,678
I didn't ask to be this way.
1652
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:48,014
I didn't either.
1653
01:29:48,016 --> 01:29:49,082
Who has to die today?
1654
01:29:49,084 --> 01:29:53,053
You? Me? Or the
whole world?
1655
01:29:53,055 --> 01:29:54,521
- Which is it?
- No!
1656
01:29:54,523 --> 01:29:58,158
No, no, no, look.
1657
01:29:58,160 --> 01:30:01,962
It doesn't have to
be this way, OK?
1658
01:30:01,964 --> 01:30:06,533
Look, all those guys
in your chat room,
1659
01:30:06,535 --> 01:30:11,037
they just want to fuck you!
1660
01:30:11,039 --> 01:30:13,006
But I love you.
1661
01:30:13,008 --> 01:30:16,376
I mean don't,
don't you get that?
1662
01:30:16,378 --> 01:30:18,078
This is where it all
comes together.
1663
01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:24,050
Not some place on a map, but in
our minds, in our hearts.
1664
01:30:25,486 --> 01:30:27,421
So could you please
just put down the...
1665
01:30:27,423 --> 01:30:31,258
[Gun shots]
1666
01:30:31,260 --> 01:30:34,663
[Music]