1 00:00:11,838 --> 00:00:14,433 It's easier with the lips slightly wet. 2 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:19,039 In through the nose... 3 00:00:19,159 --> 00:00:21,272 Out through the mouth. 4 00:00:21,392 --> 00:00:25,158 Remember, each breath is a bridge to another breath. 5 00:00:25,278 --> 00:00:28,158 Each breath is a bridge. 6 00:00:28,159 --> 00:00:31,328 All right, Duncan, I think that's enough for today. 7 00:00:36,359 --> 00:00:38,159 Duncan, listen to me. 8 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:39,542 Yes, Miss Rutledge. 9 00:00:39,558 --> 00:00:41,455 Tomorrow's a really important day, okay? 10 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:43,751 For both of us. Everyone's coming. 11 00:00:43,759 --> 00:00:45,550 Your grandmother is coming. 12 00:00:45,566 --> 00:00:48,799 So can you do me a really big favor, please? 13 00:00:48,919 --> 00:00:50,957 Try and practice before bed... 14 00:00:51,077 --> 00:00:52,158 just a little. 15 00:00:52,374 --> 00:00:53,937 I will, certainly. 16 00:00:53,953 --> 00:00:55,826 Um, did your mom leave a check? 17 00:00:55,867 --> 00:00:57,471 Oh. Yeah. 18 00:01:05,849 --> 00:01:08,333 - _ - _ 19 00:01:08,349 --> 00:01:09,685 Ew. 20 00:02:17,247 --> 00:02:18,733 I hope I wasn't too fast for you. 21 00:02:18,743 --> 00:02:21,858 Oh, no, I thought you were rather sluggish tonight. 22 00:02:23,690 --> 00:02:25,553 After you, maestro. 23 00:02:26,784 --> 00:02:29,339 - Beautiful, as always. - Thank you. Thank you. 24 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:31,158 - Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you. 25 00:02:31,159 --> 00:02:33,471 Good luck. 26 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:34,753 Yeah. 27 00:02:34,784 --> 00:02:36,860 Thank you so much. 28 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:38,486 Joshua Bell. 29 00:02:38,606 --> 00:02:41,263 Safe trip to Beijing tonight. 30 00:02:41,572 --> 00:02:42,761 Well... 31 00:02:43,159 --> 00:02:45,318 As most of you know, 32 00:02:45,438 --> 00:02:49,797 tonight's concert marks the final performance 33 00:02:49,992 --> 00:02:52,239 that I shall give as the conductor 34 00:02:52,263 --> 00:02:54,633 of this very fine orchestra. 35 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,581 Thank you. 36 00:02:56,701 --> 00:02:58,218 Thank you. 37 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:01,272 Now, just because you won't see me here, 38 00:03:01,304 --> 00:03:04,146 it doesn't mean to say that I won't be here. 39 00:03:04,159 --> 00:03:06,158 In fact, it's just the opposite. 40 00:03:06,159 --> 00:03:10,114 I have gratefully accepted the newly minted role 41 00:03:10,159 --> 00:03:13,753 of executive musical director emeritus... 42 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:16,367 Whatever the hell that means. 43 00:03:16,392 --> 00:03:19,584 Before I do go, I would just like to say 44 00:03:19,625 --> 00:03:21,685 a heartfelt thanks to some 45 00:03:21,805 --> 00:03:25,275 very special people here tonight. 46 00:03:25,316 --> 00:03:29,575 They are my colleagues, my friends... 47 00:03:31,008 --> 00:03:32,158 my family. 48 00:03:32,782 --> 00:03:36,250 They are the men and women of your symphony. 49 00:03:36,519 --> 00:03:37,708 Please. 50 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:45,720 And now will you please warmly welcome 51 00:03:45,728 --> 00:03:47,422 the woman behind the curtain, 52 00:03:47,454 --> 00:03:51,851 the board chairperson herself, Mrs. Gloria Windsor? 53 00:03:51,971 --> 00:03:53,158 Thank you. 54 00:03:55,808 --> 00:03:57,722 Good evening. Good evening. 55 00:03:57,842 --> 00:04:01,915 Thank you, Thomas, for everything. 56 00:04:02,974 --> 00:04:04,506 And so... 57 00:04:04,864 --> 00:04:08,235 as one movement ends, another must begin. 58 00:04:12,225 --> 00:04:15,158 It is my honor to introduce to you 59 00:04:15,159 --> 00:04:17,372 someone special. 60 00:04:18,568 --> 00:04:21,549 At 12 years old, he was the youngest person 61 00:04:21,582 --> 00:04:25,458 to ever win the Mahler Award for young conductors. 62 00:04:25,678 --> 00:04:29,237 At 23, he conducted at La Scala. 63 00:04:29,357 --> 00:04:32,607 At 25, he lifted the Oslo symphony 64 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:33,951 out of bankruptcy 65 00:04:34,071 --> 00:04:37,949 and placed them amongst the finest on the world stage. 66 00:04:40,424 --> 00:04:43,665 He has been courted 67 00:04:43,682 --> 00:04:45,158 by Boston, 68 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:49,618 Los Angeles, San Francisco, Munich, 69 00:04:49,738 --> 00:04:52,760 and we got him. 70 00:04:52,948 --> 00:04:55,839 Please join me in welcoming a man 71 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:58,615 who need only be introduced by his first name, 72 00:04:58,623 --> 00:05:02,801 your new conductor and musical director... 73 00:05:02,809 --> 00:05:04,959 - Ah! - Rodrigo! 74 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:23,955 Mwah. 75 00:05:24,159 --> 00:05:25,967 I love you. 76 00:05:26,455 --> 00:05:28,695 I love you. I love you. 77 00:05:55,559 --> 00:05:57,677 I had to. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 78 00:05:57,797 --> 00:05:59,322 I love you. 79 00:05:59,648 --> 00:06:02,039 Does he also do children's parties? 80 00:06:02,082 --> 00:06:03,751 I think he's amazing. 81 00:06:04,418 --> 00:06:07,162 That was a great performance tonight, maestro. 82 00:06:07,202 --> 00:06:09,158 Look, Gloria, I love you, 83 00:06:09,159 --> 00:06:11,892 but don't ever underestimate me. 84 00:06:12,658 --> 00:06:15,039 Darling, I think you go to the same hairdresser. 85 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:19,272 So I'm playing this rich-bitch gig in Sag Harbor, 86 00:06:19,285 --> 00:06:21,137 and the hostess is working my shaft, my balls, 87 00:06:21,159 --> 00:06:23,209 my shaft, my balls, and I'm totally fucking hammered 88 00:06:23,224 --> 00:06:24,619 off of six glasses of Riesling, 89 00:06:24,681 --> 00:06:25,873 and then I pass out. 90 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:26,624 - And then... - Good night, boys. 91 00:06:26,657 --> 00:06:27,896 - Good night. - Good night, Cynthia. 92 00:06:27,908 --> 00:06:29,367 And then chomp... 93 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:32,158 Hey, sexy, you going downtown? 94 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,578 Oh, I'm sorry, Cynthia. I'm going uptown. 95 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:36,970 Shit. I got to be in Times Square in ten minutes. 96 00:06:36,987 --> 00:06:37,975 Two-a-nights? 97 00:06:38,262 --> 00:06:40,860 Oh. Oh, I remember those days. 98 00:06:41,159 --> 00:06:42,583 Here, you take it. 99 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,146 You're fantastic. 100 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:48,240 Brroklyn, 48th. 101 00:06:48,253 --> 00:06:51,234 Well, Bruno, she played you beautifully. 102 00:06:52,504 --> 00:06:54,386 Bellissima, eh? 103 00:06:54,398 --> 00:06:55,566 Thomas, darling, 104 00:06:55,599 --> 00:06:56,720 over here. 105 00:06:59,063 --> 00:07:00,297 - Have a good night. - Yes. 106 00:07:00,314 --> 00:07:01,694 Good night, maestro. 107 00:07:02,052 --> 00:07:03,958 - Maestro. - What? What's this? 108 00:07:03,970 --> 00:07:05,159 - The press release. - Oh. 109 00:07:05,184 --> 00:07:06,734 They'll need a quote from you. 110 00:07:07,735 --> 00:07:11,158 ♪ but somehow we missed out ♪ 111 00:07:11,537 --> 00:07:14,721 ♪ on the pot of gold ♪ 112 00:07:14,742 --> 00:07:17,005 ♪ but we'll try ♪ 113 00:07:17,030 --> 00:07:21,569 ♪ best that we can ♪ 114 00:07:21,799 --> 00:07:26,632 ♪ to carry on ♪ 115 00:07:26,752 --> 00:07:31,864 My eyes! 116 00:07:32,030 --> 00:07:35,115 ♪ I thought that they were angels ♪ 117 00:07:35,159 --> 00:07:37,808 ♪ but to my surprise ♪ 118 00:07:38,046 --> 00:07:41,302 ♪ we climbed aboard their starship ♪ 119 00:07:41,382 --> 00:07:44,084 ♪ we headed for the skies ♪ 120 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:46,302 ♪ singing come sail away ♪ 121 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:48,158 ♪ come sail away ♪ 122 00:07:48,159 --> 00:07:51,158 ♪ come sail away with me, lads ♪ 123 00:07:51,159 --> 00:07:54,520 ♪ come sail away, come sail away ♪ 124 00:07:54,550 --> 00:07:57,843 ♪ come sail away with me ♪ 125 00:07:57,897 --> 00:08:00,865 ♪ come sail away, come sail away ♪ 126 00:08:01,159 --> 00:08:03,892 ♪ come sail away with me ♪ 127 00:08:04,159 --> 00:08:07,301 ♪ come sail away, come sail away ♪ 128 00:08:07,421 --> 00:08:09,994 ♪ come sail away with me ♪ 129 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,039 Cynthia, you're killing me. 130 00:08:12,483 --> 00:08:14,392 If it wasn't for this pretty young lady, 131 00:08:14,451 --> 00:08:16,158 tonight would've been a disaster. 132 00:08:16,159 --> 00:08:17,389 I owe you. 133 00:08:17,802 --> 00:08:20,099 - May I offer you a ride home? - Easy, Bernard. 134 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,900 - What's your name? - I'm Hailey. 135 00:08:21,904 --> 00:08:24,039 - Hailey, you're coming with me. - Okay. 136 00:08:24,743 --> 00:08:26,677 - Deborah... - You're welcome. 137 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:27,444 For what? 138 00:08:27,494 --> 00:08:29,653 Keeping Bernard out of your pants. 139 00:08:29,773 --> 00:08:31,605 I thought I knew every oboist in town. 140 00:08:31,626 --> 00:08:33,293 - I'm Cynthia. - Cynthia Taylor, I know. 141 00:08:33,306 --> 00:08:34,856 You're second cello in the New York symphony. 142 00:08:34,873 --> 00:08:35,945 It's a real honor. 143 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,521 You drink, I hope. 144 00:08:39,231 --> 00:08:41,553 To Rodrigo! 145 00:08:41,595 --> 00:08:42,741 Rodrigo! 146 00:08:42,766 --> 00:08:44,184 I just love these ideas. 147 00:08:44,201 --> 00:08:45,852 They're so fresh, so innovative. 148 00:08:45,868 --> 00:08:46,957 I can see. 149 00:08:50,045 --> 00:08:53,200 Thomas, I'm so glad you came. 150 00:08:53,231 --> 00:08:55,676 - Can we get a glass of champagne? - It won't be necessary. 151 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,236 I won't be staying that long. 152 00:09:02,402 --> 00:09:04,159 Is this a joke? 153 00:09:07,562 --> 00:09:11,186 "Under the guidance of our new conductor, 154 00:09:11,206 --> 00:09:13,944 Rodrigo Desousa, 155 00:09:14,064 --> 00:09:16,429 our coming season will feature some surprising highlights, 156 00:09:16,465 --> 00:09:19,156 such as turning off the house lights 157 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:24,253 and playing selected pieces in complete darkness. " 158 00:09:24,253 --> 00:09:26,836 We hired Rodrigo to bring new ideas, 159 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:28,670 a youthful point of view. 160 00:09:28,695 --> 00:09:30,936 You were in on the decision. 161 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:33,709 You continue to be in on every decision that we make here. 162 00:09:33,711 --> 00:09:34,747 What next? 163 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,158 "Bring a pet to the symphony" day? 164 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,678 Our subscribers, they're not gonna stand for... 165 00:09:39,717 --> 00:09:42,158 Oh, put that champagne down, Sergeant Pepper. 166 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:45,158 Champagne is for celebrating, 167 00:09:45,159 --> 00:09:47,787 and I don't consider the erosion 168 00:09:47,907 --> 00:09:51,157 of a magnificent institution like this... 169 00:09:51,159 --> 00:09:53,565 Stop being so dramatic. 170 00:09:53,685 --> 00:09:55,158 I'm gonna go. 171 00:09:55,382 --> 00:09:57,760 Thank you, Gloria. Thank you. 172 00:09:58,159 --> 00:10:01,271 It's been lovely. Maestro, court, grazie. 173 00:10:01,297 --> 00:10:02,159 Grazie. 174 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,101 Haven't you got anything to say for yourself? 175 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,563 In English, preferably. 176 00:10:20,159 --> 00:10:23,158 Emily Wu, the first violin, 177 00:10:23,159 --> 00:10:27,158 she played sharp 17 times in the first movement alone. 178 00:10:28,350 --> 00:10:30,680 And then the horns came a bar late, 179 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,492 which completely threw off the clarinet, 180 00:10:32,612 --> 00:10:33,978 and we weren't able to perceive 181 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:37,683 Tchaikovsky's desired dynamic shift from bars 27 to 34. 182 00:10:39,047 --> 00:10:41,158 And Bruno, Bruno Cassel, 183 00:10:41,159 --> 00:10:43,229 the bass player... 184 00:10:43,349 --> 00:10:45,183 He's old. 185 00:10:45,631 --> 00:10:47,850 He can barely hold his bow. 186 00:10:49,540 --> 00:10:51,799 I don't know who you were torturing more... 187 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:54,262 me or him. 188 00:10:57,519 --> 00:10:59,972 You prick. 189 00:11:03,483 --> 00:11:05,570 Changes will be made. 190 00:11:07,422 --> 00:11:10,211 And, maestro, I hope I don't disappoint you 191 00:11:10,231 --> 00:11:13,437 or the values of this great institution. 192 00:11:16,836 --> 00:11:18,933 Hailey Rutledge, oboist. 193 00:11:18,963 --> 00:11:21,446 Yeah, that's my parents' idea of a Christmas present, so... 194 00:11:21,465 --> 00:11:23,207 I like the drawing. 195 00:11:23,217 --> 00:11:26,800 So I have on the rocks for you. 196 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,494 - Oh, thank you. - And a neat for you. 197 00:11:30,614 --> 00:11:33,158 And actually, um, this round's gonna be on me. 198 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,115 - Oh, thank you. - Yeah, of course. My pleasure. 199 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:36,937 Thanks. 200 00:11:38,891 --> 00:11:40,754 Cute ass, right? 201 00:11:41,161 --> 00:11:43,158 Totally. 202 00:11:43,159 --> 00:11:44,886 I bet he's a dancer. 203 00:11:44,917 --> 00:11:47,158 - They're the best. - The best? 204 00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:50,524 Anecdotal evidence and my personal scientific research 205 00:11:50,524 --> 00:11:53,039 suggest there's a direct correlation between 206 00:11:53,048 --> 00:11:55,043 what a man does fora living and the way he fucks. 207 00:11:55,053 --> 00:11:56,158 Mm. 208 00:11:56,159 --> 00:11:58,158 Violinists, for example... 209 00:11:58,159 --> 00:11:59,766 Yeah, come on. 210 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:03,470 They tend to come quickly. It's all those arpeggios. 211 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:10,829 Percussionists pound you like you're in a porno. 212 00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:17,158 Kind of fun for about ten minutes. 213 00:12:17,159 --> 00:12:19,408 Good cardio, though. 214 00:12:19,795 --> 00:12:21,158 What about them? 215 00:12:21,159 --> 00:12:22,767 Pianists... tricky. 216 00:12:22,887 --> 00:12:24,955 Typically they fall into two general groups: 217 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,158 jazz and classical. 218 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:28,466 - I go for jazz. - Why? 219 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:32,759 Improvisation: they play off you. 220 00:12:33,189 --> 00:12:36,270 Also, they're into ensembles. 221 00:12:41,331 --> 00:12:43,741 _ 222 00:12:43,861 --> 00:12:46,118 What about, um, conductors? 223 00:12:47,578 --> 00:12:49,158 Too complicated. 224 00:12:49,447 --> 00:12:50,685 Hailey, 225 00:12:51,043 --> 00:12:53,158 oboists area rare commodity these days. 226 00:12:53,159 --> 00:12:54,866 Strings, on the other hand, 227 00:12:55,159 --> 00:12:57,882 we're like hyenas fighting over the same dead animal. 228 00:12:58,332 --> 00:13:00,158 You're really good. 229 00:13:00,159 --> 00:13:01,328 Thank you. 230 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,712 Okay, so can I get you anything else, ladies? 231 00:13:03,758 --> 00:13:06,357 - Your name. - Excuse me? 232 00:13:06,676 --> 00:13:08,158 Your name, skinny jeans. 233 00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:09,875 I'm Alex. 234 00:13:10,161 --> 00:13:12,158 You look like a dancer, Alex. Am I right? 235 00:13:12,395 --> 00:13:15,118 Yeah, I... I am, actually... ballet. 236 00:13:15,159 --> 00:13:16,161 I'm training at Juilliard. 237 00:13:16,174 --> 00:13:18,564 Alex, Hailey. Hailey, Alex. 238 00:13:18,903 --> 00:13:20,916 Hailey is an oboist from North Carolina. 239 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,410 Alex is a ballet dancer here in New York. 240 00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:26,158 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah, yeah, you too, Hailey. 241 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,683 _ 242 00:13:29,803 --> 00:13:31,292 Uh, listen, I better be going. 243 00:13:31,325 --> 00:13:34,039 Why don't you, uh, sit down and the two of you chat awhile? 244 00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:36,034 Oh, well, actually, we could probably share a cab, so... 245 00:13:36,054 --> 00:13:38,360 I'm not taking a cab, but I'll call you. 246 00:13:38,386 --> 00:13:40,039 - Let's stay in touch. - Change or, uh... ? 247 00:13:40,099 --> 00:13:42,203 - Have a fantastic time. - Oh, thank you. 248 00:13:42,236 --> 00:13:43,342 It's all good. 249 00:13:43,462 --> 00:13:46,064 Your friend's awesome. What is it, like, an $40 tip? 250 00:13:46,184 --> 00:13:48,248 Yeah. 251 00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:53,465 You don't actually have to stay here and talk to me. 252 00:13:53,811 --> 00:13:55,917 Well, hey, you know, I'm actually about to get off. 253 00:13:55,937 --> 00:13:57,924 Uh, a bunch of us are probably gonna go out later. 254 00:13:57,948 --> 00:13:59,158 Want to come with? 255 00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:01,823 Oh, I'd love that. I just, um... 256 00:14:01,943 --> 00:14:04,419 I have to get up so early. 257 00:14:04,663 --> 00:14:05,691 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 258 00:14:05,701 --> 00:14:07,594 All right, well, um... 259 00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:08,969 That's cool. Enjoy your drink and... 260 00:14:08,989 --> 00:14:10,852 - Drinks. - Drinks, plural. 261 00:14:10,972 --> 00:14:13,323 - - Yeah. My loss. 262 00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:24,588 This is a $350,000 cello, you asshole. 263 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:25,809 Get in. 264 00:14:25,809 --> 00:14:27,340 Don't treat me like a hooker. 265 00:14:27,356 --> 00:14:28,993 I shouldn't have taught you how to text. 266 00:14:29,017 --> 00:14:30,320 Pop it. 267 00:14:31,713 --> 00:14:34,668 Ah, my whole world is falling apart. 268 00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:39,684 He's good, isn't he? 269 00:14:41,687 --> 00:14:44,158 Oh, well, don't tell me you wouldn't fuck him. 270 00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:47,285 Oh, please. Is this the kind of night it's gonna be? 271 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,341 Let me out. 272 00:14:49,718 --> 00:14:52,567 Forget that. Keep going. 273 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:55,716 If you have to ask the question, 274 00:14:55,723 --> 00:14:56,856 you already know the answer. 275 00:14:56,882 --> 00:14:58,445 Yes, he's good. 276 00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,621 He's a monster. 277 00:15:00,741 --> 00:15:02,595 He's making cuts... 278 00:15:03,396 --> 00:15:07,039 Woodwinds and Brass for now. 279 00:15:07,159 --> 00:15:09,741 The union will have something to say about that. 280 00:15:10,653 --> 00:15:12,790 You can't just come in and install your friends. 281 00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:14,784 Oh, I doubt he has any friends. 282 00:15:15,159 --> 00:15:16,822 I was him once. 283 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:19,304 You still are. 284 00:15:26,349 --> 00:15:29,158 Let's get Bizet! 285 00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:31,158 Whoo! 286 00:15:35,159 --> 00:15:37,930 Oh, shit! Look who got here. 287 00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:40,158 This party's about to get fucked up! 288 00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:46,420 You got to try my new invention. 289 00:15:53,739 --> 00:15:56,158 I call it the "ganjanome. " 290 00:15:56,159 --> 00:15:57,311 Nice. 291 00:15:57,431 --> 00:15:59,419 Okay, I'm gonna go to bed. 292 00:15:59,539 --> 00:16:00,697 Oh, just stay up a while. 293 00:16:00,736 --> 00:16:02,689 Have a drink, relax, you know, go fucking apeshit. 294 00:16:02,722 --> 00:16:05,647 - You go fucking apeshit. - I am fucking apeshit! 295 00:16:05,823 --> 00:16:07,190 Listen, hot guys are on their way over. 296 00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:08,369 Do you want me to save you one? 297 00:16:08,382 --> 00:16:09,268 No. 298 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,708 Well, there's a flutist out here, 299 00:16:10,747 --> 00:16:12,043 and he wants to play you in "showdown," 300 00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:15,235 and he thinks he's awesome, but I think you can destroy him. 301 00:16:15,355 --> 00:16:16,408 No. 302 00:16:16,528 --> 00:16:18,870 He said the oboe was an undernourished clarinet. 303 00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:20,792 Fuck you, love you, goodnight, Lizzie. 304 00:16:20,811 --> 00:16:23,853 Hailey! Hailey! Hailey! 305 00:16:23,905 --> 00:16:27,155 Hailey! Hailey! Hailey! 306 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,869 I hate you guys. 307 00:16:31,514 --> 00:16:33,808 All right, okay. Everybody shut up. 308 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,039 Final bets. 309 00:16:35,332 --> 00:16:37,501 Oh, 20, all right. 310 00:16:37,553 --> 00:16:38,856 Place your bets. 311 00:16:39,159 --> 00:16:40,628 Final bets. 312 00:16:49,957 --> 00:16:52,921 - Whoo! Romantic, baby. - Two shots. 313 00:16:59,361 --> 00:17:01,865 Two shots! Two shots! 314 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,158 This is the piano arrangement. 315 00:17:09,159 --> 00:17:11,420 It doesn't matter. 316 00:17:30,757 --> 00:17:32,744 Boom. 317 00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:37,640 Come on, come on, come on. 318 00:17:38,485 --> 00:17:41,762 - Oh. - Baroque. Three shots! 319 00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:04,039 Yeah! 320 00:18:04,159 --> 00:18:05,824 Take that, bitch! 321 00:18:05,845 --> 00:18:07,493 Not bad. 322 00:18:15,278 --> 00:18:18,158 Round and round it goes. 323 00:18:18,159 --> 00:18:20,124 Who knows where it's gonna end up? 324 00:19:00,662 --> 00:19:02,789 Yes. Yes! Yes! 325 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,692 I got to put pants on. 326 00:19:11,155 --> 00:19:12,550 Shit. 327 00:19:12,936 --> 00:19:15,420 How do I look? Tranny train wreck? 328 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:17,649 No, you look fine. You look totally fine. 329 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,039 - Yeah? - Why? 330 00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:20,446 Well, those dancers are here. 331 00:19:20,446 --> 00:19:22,115 One of them, Alex Merriweather, 332 00:19:22,159 --> 00:19:25,039 my friend says he's, like, the hottest thing at Juilliard. 333 00:19:25,429 --> 00:19:27,945 I'm gonna seduce him. 334 00:19:28,159 --> 00:19:30,144 - What are you talking about? - So, yeah, it was, like... 335 00:19:30,176 --> 00:19:32,350 It's been incredibly hard since my boyfriend died. 336 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:34,039 I've been really lonely. 337 00:19:34,255 --> 00:19:36,039 - Hey. - Hi. 338 00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:38,131 Is it, uh, cool if I join you guys out here? 339 00:19:38,159 --> 00:19:40,231 Yeah, I'm Lizzie. This is my place. 340 00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:42,239 - That's my roommate. - Hey. 341 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,798 Yeah, we met. 342 00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,314 I'm sorry about your boyfriend. That's... 343 00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:47,836 that's horrible. How'd he die? 344 00:19:47,844 --> 00:19:49,415 Bubonic plague. 345 00:19:49,847 --> 00:19:52,582 I got it, too, but I made it. 346 00:19:53,997 --> 00:19:56,158 Lizzie, you better get in here. 347 00:19:56,159 --> 00:19:57,875 There's kind of an emergency. 348 00:19:58,201 --> 00:20:01,832 - Vomit in your victrola. - Oh, fuck! That's an antique! 349 00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:03,290 Most victrolas are antiques. 350 00:20:03,322 --> 00:20:05,155 I'm just gonna purel this bitch right quick, 351 00:20:05,195 --> 00:20:06,848 and, um, I'll find you. 352 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,534 You want some? 353 00:20:19,654 --> 00:20:22,262 Oh, no, thanks. Smoke is the enemy. 354 00:20:22,382 --> 00:20:25,039 Shit. Sorry. 355 00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:29,158 - Oh, it's freezing. - Oh, here. 356 00:20:29,159 --> 00:20:34,349 So... so you play just, like, unbelievably well. 357 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,916 Thanks. 358 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:41,167 North Carolina, right? I'm from Nashville. 359 00:20:42,521 --> 00:20:44,333 That's kinda close, I guess. 360 00:20:44,353 --> 00:20:46,684 Yeah. Yeah. 361 00:20:46,948 --> 00:20:49,024 Kind of. 362 00:20:56,159 --> 00:20:58,438 It's a pretty overwhelming place, huh? 363 00:20:59,639 --> 00:21:01,624 Totally. 364 00:21:02,621 --> 00:21:05,410 I feel like all I spend my time doing 365 00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:08,351 is, like, figuring out how to make money 366 00:21:08,361 --> 00:21:11,158 and then figuring out how to be a good roommate 367 00:21:11,161 --> 00:21:12,708 and a good daughter, and, like, 368 00:21:12,828 --> 00:21:15,059 none of it is about the art. 369 00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:18,696 - So when I'm successful... - You think it'll be easier? 370 00:21:18,816 --> 00:21:21,658 It better be. 371 00:21:23,159 --> 00:21:24,742 You know... 372 00:21:25,526 --> 00:21:27,561 I've always wondered something. 373 00:21:28,732 --> 00:21:32,039 Do your lips hurt after you play like that? 374 00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:34,748 Um, I mean, 375 00:21:35,114 --> 00:21:37,353 they used to. But now I guess they're, like, 376 00:21:37,384 --> 00:21:41,037 kind of used to being used, so... 377 00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:50,900 That shit was fucking disgusting. 378 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:55,154 And Hank had an accident on your bed too. 379 00:21:55,358 --> 00:21:58,849 Oh, shit. Okay, thanks for your scarf. 380 00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,712 Sorry. 381 00:22:04,682 --> 00:22:06,758 It's freezing outside my apartment. 382 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,158 Feel like my tits are gonna fall off. 383 00:22:10,159 --> 00:22:12,081 'Cause they're frozen. 384 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,158 Can I borrow that? 385 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,599 Oh, my God. 386 00:22:30,077 --> 00:22:33,181 - What the fuck, mom? - Sorry. 387 00:22:48,978 --> 00:22:50,932 I sound horrible. I suck. 388 00:22:51,052 --> 00:22:52,712 But I practiced last night. 389 00:22:52,718 --> 00:22:54,621 - I focused on my breathing like you said. - Duncan, 390 00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:57,039 shut up. Just... just shut up. 391 00:22:57,070 --> 00:22:58,399 Get me a glass of water. 392 00:22:58,998 --> 00:23:01,512 I'm extremely hungover, and I'm not proud of it. 393 00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:07,159 Okay, I know. 394 00:23:09,159 --> 00:23:12,039 Each breath is a bridge to another breath. 395 00:23:12,342 --> 00:23:14,158 Hailey, it's Cynthia. 396 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,886 I don't care what the hell you're doing right now. 397 00:23:15,911 --> 00:23:17,946 Drop it and get over to the symphony hall. 398 00:23:17,954 --> 00:23:19,852 Rodrigo is holding auditions. 399 00:23:19,884 --> 00:23:21,643 They're seeing Woodwinds until 11:00. 400 00:23:21,676 --> 00:23:23,069 You didn't hear it from me. 401 00:23:23,109 --> 00:23:25,699 I can't fucking believe this is happening. 402 00:23:26,343 --> 00:23:28,494 Okay, where were we? 403 00:23:28,818 --> 00:23:30,544 Hailey, go. 404 00:23:30,862 --> 00:23:33,158 You can sneak out through the service elevator. 405 00:23:33,159 --> 00:23:35,551 - What about your mom? - I'm not afraid of her. 406 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,261 And anyway, if you get that job, 407 00:23:37,277 --> 00:23:39,223 she'll brag to everybody that her son takes lessons 408 00:23:39,231 --> 00:23:41,158 from an oboist at the New York Symphony. 409 00:23:41,159 --> 00:23:42,863 Get out of here. 410 00:23:44,678 --> 00:23:45,785 Bye. 411 00:24:09,159 --> 00:24:11,159 What do you think? 412 00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:19,323 - I... I... - Perfect, right? 413 00:24:19,344 --> 00:24:21,298 Yes. 414 00:24:22,010 --> 00:24:23,873 Next! 415 00:24:23,993 --> 00:24:25,158 Grazie. 416 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,158 Write this down. 417 00:24:55,701 --> 00:24:58,673 I want a turkey sandwich 418 00:24:59,233 --> 00:25:01,289 with no mayonnaise. 419 00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:03,437 What does it say? 420 00:25:03,467 --> 00:25:06,348 Turkey sandwich with no mayonnaise. 421 00:25:06,765 --> 00:25:08,221 Okay. 422 00:25:34,969 --> 00:25:38,196 Thank you. Next. 423 00:25:38,918 --> 00:25:41,039 It's over, sir. 424 00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:18,357 Fuck. 425 00:27:55,710 --> 00:28:03,680 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -