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I am ready for our family
meeting. What's our agenda?
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Fooling your brother and sister
into coming to a family meeting.
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Tyler, Chloe, there's a clown
in the kitchen.
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Is he juggling? Does he have
a bucket of confetti?
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There's no clown here.
It's a trap, Tyler! Run for it!
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Ok, family meeting has begun.
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Your father and I want to take a fun family trip
over the long weekend. We're open to ideas.
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I say we go camping.
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That is a
great idea, family member.
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Can't I just spend the weekend hanging out
with my friends instead of my family?
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I mean, no offense,
it's just I like my friends.
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It'll be great. I've always
wanted to try camping.
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We could pick berries.
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Yes we could, family member.
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Yeah, hon, I'm not so sure about camping.
I prefer more of a cabin.
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With a king size bed
and room service and a spa.
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More of a hotel.
Yeah, it's a hotel.
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I know where we should go!
The space museum.
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It has interactive displays
and a planetarium show.
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You lost me at "snoozefest."
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- I didn't say "snoozefest."
- Yes you did.
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It may be educational, but the
space museum is in New Mexico,
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so we'd have to stay at the
five-star resort next door.
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Aah, the sacrifices we make to
educate our children.
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I vote snoozefest...
uh, massage... uh, space museum.
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I choose camping.
At least that's not educational.
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Well, actually, being
outdoors can teach you all--
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I'm on your side, Dad.
You want to lose me?
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You'll learn nothing, son. It'll
be just like the tenth grade.
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Well that's Tyler and me
for camping,
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and Avery and Ellen
for space museum.
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Chloe, looks like
you're the deciding vote.
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This is a tough one.
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Well, you don't have
to tell us now.
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Think about it and let us know.
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Yeah, don't be influenced
by which parent
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gives the best piggyback rides,
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and which parent says, "ow,
you're pulling my clavicle!"
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She has chimp strength
in those little hands.
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I gotta think about this
and get it right.
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Not like the time I went for
froyo, panicked at all the choices
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and just got water.
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How did that happen?
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh man, I really hope Chloe
chooses the space museum.
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Can I let you in
on a little secret, Stan?
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You always do. Sometimes in even
greater detail than I want.
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I was content to think the hair magically
disappeared from your upper lip.
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The real reason I'm dying to go to the space
museum is because Wes is going to be there.
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Seeing him outside of school would give
me a chance for a whole new start with him.
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And a chance to meet his
parents,
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so I won't have learned
all about duck calls
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to bond with his dad
for nothing.
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Oh, hey, Mr. Manning:
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Then I definitely hope Chloe picks
the space museum. And for me too.
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I want to learn about how
during the 50s and 60s,
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the Soviets used dogs for sub-orbital
and orbital space flight
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to test the feasibility
of human travel.
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Not everything I say is amusing or silly.
Sometimes it's educational.
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That's great, Stan.
And here's the best part.
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If we go to the space museum,
our hotel doesn't allow dogs,
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so you'll get to stay at this
fantastic kennel I found for you.
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But I hate kennels! They're cold, they're
loud, and they only have basic cable.
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Professional wrestling storylines
don't stop because I'm not watching.
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This isn't just a typical kennel.
I've done a lot of research,
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and this place is like
a resort for dogs.
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But a kennel, Avery, a kennel!
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Sometimes when I get upset I say
words over and over again.
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Over and over again,
Avery, over and over again!
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They've got pools and play spaces
and other dogs to run around with.
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You know I wouldn't put you
somewhere that wasn't great.
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Really? What about the time you left me
alone with that crazy woman who hates dogs?
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- Mom?
- Yes!
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"I do not like kennels. Sure,
they're fine for regular dogs,
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but there's no one for me to
talk to in there.
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They wouldn't stick Avery,
Chloe, or Tyler
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in a kennel, would they?
Well, maybe Tyler.
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She really wants
to do it this way?
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She doesn't have much power
in the family.
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I thought this would
make her feel good.
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I have made my decision!
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Why couldn't we have gone here?
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Are you kidding?
The woods are great!
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I'm so glad Chloe picked it.
It's like a huge backyard
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with an infinite number of trees to pee on.
I finally understand the expression,
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"the world is my toilet."
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That's not an expression.
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Well, it should be.
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Hey, and look at Robert
over there.
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Swinging from tree to tree
enjoying the fresh air.
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Don't climb too high, Robert!
He can't. I put him up there.
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Man, this is boring. But it's
still better than the museum.
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At least I haven't
learned anything.
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Tyler, don't touch that,
it's poison Ivy!
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I told you,
I don't want to learn!
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Bennett, we've only been here ten minutes
and I've already sweated a back face.
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Please tell me there are
showers up here somewhere.
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Sure. There are communal showers
two campsites over.
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You know I don't
do communal showers!
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People get uncomfortable when
they see my gigantic loofah.
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I knew camping was a bad idea.
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Wow, you're right, Daddy,
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she did start complaining even
before we put the stuff down.
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Ok, Chloe, let's set up the
camp site while I explain to you
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the meaning of the phrase
"just between you and me."
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Bad news, hon. There are
no fish living in that lake.
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That's all right. We'll just eat
some of the food we brought.
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Where's the ice chest
you packed?
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I told Tyler
to put it in the car.
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You did?
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That's ok. We'll just drive 20
minutes into town and buy some food.
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Where's my wallet?
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That's all right. I have
plenty of money in my purse.
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That's ok. We'll have a nice hike, forage
for food, and after a long, rewarding day,
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we can snuggle up
in that deluxe tent I bought.
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How do you buy a tent
without poles?
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For the hundredth time,
the sign at the yard sale said,
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"tent - no poles." I thought
that meant it didn't need them.
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- I'm hungry.
- Just be patient.
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The raw spaghetti
those nice campers gave us
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should be expanding in
our stomachs any time now.
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Chloe, what are you chewing?
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Nothing.
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She has gummy bears!
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Get her!
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Well, after two
miserable days up here,
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I can say the one good thing
about having forgotten
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the food is it's not
as big a problem
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that we also
forgot the toilet paper.
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Why did I choose camping? I can't even
get any cell phone reception out here.
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If I send a text in the woods and no
one receives it, do I even exist?
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I just had the loveliest walk.
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Well, for someone who's been scrounging for food
for two days and sleeping in a ground tent,
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you're in a good mood.
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I realized no one here
cares how I look or smell.
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And then it happened,
Bennett: I embraced my funk.
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It's liberating!
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Well, I'm glad someone here is happy.
Is that lichen growing on you?
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And I'm taking a lichen to it. Ha-ha, good one, Gaia.
That's what I'm calling myself now.
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Ok, let's get you in the shade. The heat is
not doing good things to your funk, Guy.
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- Gaia.
- I know, but you smell like a dude.
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I can't believe I could be at
the space museum right now,
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accidentally on purpose
running into Wes.
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"Oh. Hey, Wes. Small world."
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"And if you join me
for the planetarium show,
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we'll find out just how
small it is. Shall we?"
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So it wasn't about learning?
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You wanted to go to
the space museum to scam a date?
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Today you are my sister.
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This is all your fault, Chloe.
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I can't believe
you picked camping.
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Don't be mad at me.
Be mad at Stan.
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He told me there'd be wise owls
and animals who could sing.
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I didn't really believe it,
but a part of me still hoped.
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I am a little kid.
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Wait. Stan? You convinced
Chloe to pick this?
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What?! No.
How could you think I...
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yeah, I totally did that.
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You tricked me, Stan.
There are no wise owls here.
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I saw an owl last night.
And he was stupid!
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Stan, you knew how much I wanted to go
to the museum and connect with Wes.
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Why would you do that to me?
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You were going to put me
in a kennel
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when I said
how much I hate that.
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Why would you do that to me?
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I wish we had put you
in a kennel, Stan.
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I'd rather be at
the hotel by the space museum
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having a spa day with Mom!
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That's right. That's how unhappy
I am right now!
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So you're all turning on me, now huh? Thanks a lot.
You always told me we were friends.
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Yeah, well, friends don't trick each
other and ruin each other's chances
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to have a whole
new start with Wes!
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Well, do friends
put each other in kennels?!
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Stan, you're not always going to
be able to do everything with us.
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You have to accept that!
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I can't believe you don't care
how much I wanted to see Wes.
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Well, you don't care how much I
didn't want to go to the kennel.
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You're just like every
other selfish teenage girl
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who puts her own needs
before her friends!
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Well, you're not a regular
friend. You're a dog!
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You guys! You guys, wake up.
Tyler, Chloe, Stan is gone!
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- What?
- What do you mean?
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I think he ran away.
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I've looked all around.
I can't find Stan anywhere.
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That doesn't mean he ran away.
Maybe he just wandered off.
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Or went for a walk. Or rode
a skateboard. Or drove a car.
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Those are all things he's done, so
maybe he's doing one of them again.
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No, he ran away.
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He left his collarext to
my pillow for me to find it.
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It must be because of our fight. I told him
he's not a regular friend. He's a dog.
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You know how sensitive he is about
being thought of as just a dog.
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It's just, he called me
a selfish teenager
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and I said the most hurtful
thing I could think of.
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How could
I have done that?
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It's ok, Avery, we'll find him.
We have all day.
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He'll be ok. There are no
dangerous animals around here.
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Ok, kids. I'm done
with this nature thing.
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Let's pack up, we're leaving.
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I don't know what made me
think I'm an outdoorsman.
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I'm an indoorsman.
And a pretty darn good one.
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I'm going to miss
being one with nature.
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A caterpillar has moved into the
mosshat's growing in my knee creases.
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I'm my own ecosystem.
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You guys, we can't leave yet.
Stan is missing.
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He must've wandered off.
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Ok. I'm sure there's nothing
to worry about. We'll find him.
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Your mom and I will check the other
campsites in this direction,
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and you kids search around this
area. Come on, Ellen.
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Oh wow, I think my caterpillar
has turned into a butterfly
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and left me a pupa. I'm the
mother of butterflies, Bennett.
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Oh, great. Another moth to feed.
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Come on, guys.
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- Stan!
- Stan, boy!
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- Stan, where are you?
- Come here, boy.
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Stan!
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- Stan!
- Here, boy!
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Well, it's just you and me, Robert. Avery hates me.
Tyler and Chloe are mad at me.
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They're just like every other owner who
eventually betrayed me or abandoned me.
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What's that, Robert? You think
I have abandonment issues?
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Oh, so after three months being lost in the
couch cushions, you were perfectly normal?
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Then why do you still wake up
screaming, "crumbs!"?
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Well, I guess it's time
to go find the next family.
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Hey, sorry to intrude but...
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oh, I remember you from the communal showers.
Good to see you.
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Anyhow, we lost our dog. Honey, show
them the picture on your phone.
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Yeah. Yes, I know,
I'm dirty and gross.
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00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:52,255
The campers at the last campsite thought
I was feral and tried to educate me.
228
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But we're missing our dog.
Have you seen him?
229
00:12:56,343 --> 00:13:00,229
Oh, come on, you can stand
the stench for two seconds.
230
00:13:00,264 --> 00:13:03,182
I shared a flat tent
with her last night.
231
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,401
You promised to love me
'til death do us part.
232
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:08,154
You smell
a couple days past death.
233
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See ya later.
234
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,494
Please, please, please
tell me you found him.
235
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:17,196
I'm sorry, kids. We didn't.
236
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:21,250
We didn't find him either. Not
even mountain man could find him,
237
00:13:21,285 --> 00:13:25,455
and he can track anything!
238
00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:30,076
Kids, we've looked everywhere and
we stayed all day. It's time to go.
239
00:13:30,094 --> 00:13:31,374
No. We can't leave without Stan.
240
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:34,514
Honey, your father has work.
You kids have school.
241
00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:36,299
Don't rush back for me.
242
00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:38,468
My teachers all say I seem like
I'm a hundred miles away,
243
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so I might as well be.
244
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,139
Listen, we talked
to the rangers at the station.
245
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,358
They said they find
lost dogs all the time.
246
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,276
We're doing everything we can.
247
00:13:47,311 --> 00:13:49,312
Yeah, they'll find Stan
and they'll call us.
248
00:13:49,363 --> 00:13:51,481
Now come on, we're packing up our
stuff and getting in the car.
249
00:13:51,532 --> 00:13:53,533
No, I'm not getting
in the car with you.
250
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:56,268
I don't want to get in the car
with your mother either.
251
00:13:56,286 --> 00:13:58,488
What if we tie you
to the front bumper like a deer
252
00:13:58,539 --> 00:14:01,440
and drive you
through a car wash?
253
00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:04,410
I'm game.
Good one, Ellen.
254
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,130
Not the time, not the time.
255
00:14:07,164 --> 00:14:10,416
We can't leave without Stan,
he's part of the family.
256
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:15,454
Don't worry, Avery. People will see this
picture and find Stan for the reward.
257
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:23,179
Sweetie, we don't have
five gazillion dollars.
258
00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:28,184
Happy?
259
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:37,160
Hey there, pup.
What's your name?
260
00:14:37,194 --> 00:14:39,078
Don't have your collar, huh?
261
00:14:39,113 --> 00:14:40,496
Nope. Traveling light.
262
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:46,169
Well, I'm Bill. And I'll call
you, Hachtooshta.
263
00:14:46,203 --> 00:14:49,372
That's beautiful. Is that a
tongue indigenous to these woods?
264
00:14:49,423 --> 00:14:53,092
Sorry, bug flew in my mouth.
265
00:14:53,127 --> 00:14:56,512
I'm gonna call you
Doris Steinberg.
266
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,184
Morris Steinberg.
267
00:15:01,218 --> 00:15:05,438
All right, Morris Steinberg it is.
I guess you could be my new owner.
268
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,224
But this time, I won't talk
or get too attached.
269
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:12,344
I spend a lot of time in these woods.
People call me a tree hugger.
270
00:15:12,362 --> 00:15:15,064
Just because
I like to hug trees.
271
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:18,034
But I'll let you in
on a little secret.
272
00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:20,519
The trees like it too.
273
00:15:20,537 --> 00:15:23,122
Ok, come here, you.
274
00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:26,358
I have to come to you?
All right.
275
00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:28,294
Ahhh!
276
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,196
Ok, I'm not judging.
277
00:15:30,214 --> 00:15:32,531
But you know what trees
like even more than hugging?
278
00:15:32,549 --> 00:15:34,300
Being tickled!
279
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,419
Yes, you do!
280
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:39,172
Ok, now I'm judging.
281
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:42,208
Stan! Stan!
282
00:15:43,227 --> 00:15:44,427
Stan!
283
00:15:44,478 --> 00:15:46,312
I'm sorry, sweetie.
284
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:51,400
Hey, I promise he's gonna
turn up, but we gotta go.
285
00:15:51,435 --> 00:15:53,319
Come on.
286
00:15:59,493 --> 00:16:01,244
Stan?
287
00:16:12,489 --> 00:16:16,308
We can't leave Stan back there
in the woods. We need a plan.
288
00:16:16,326 --> 00:16:19,412
Just a plan, Avery? Don't you
watch movies and TV shows?
289
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:23,199
What we need is a plan
so crazy it just might work.
290
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:27,286
What if we wrap the house in bacon?
He'll smell it and come home.
291
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,705
No, he'd never smell the bacon
from all the way up here.
292
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,758
Yes, Tyler. That's what's wrong
with that plan.
293
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:37,630
What if we invent a giant fur magnet and
sweep it through the woods to attract Stan?
294
00:16:37,681 --> 00:16:40,415
What about all the other
animals it would attract?
295
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,552
Yes, Chloe. That's what's
wrong with that plan.
296
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,804
All we can do
is go back and look.
297
00:16:45,855 --> 00:16:48,691
Tyler, you'll drive.
Chloe, you'll stay here
298
00:16:48,725 --> 00:16:50,826
and distract our parents
so they don't notice we're gone.
299
00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:52,728
How is that so crazy
it just might work?
300
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,597
Oh, I'll distract them
in a crazy way.
301
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,816
Now I'm comfortable with this.
302
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:04,740
Here's the next life lesson I want
to teach you, Morris Steinberg.
303
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:08,410
Pain is only in your head.
304
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,462
And sometimes your foot!
305
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,800
Maybe this wasn't
the best choice as new owner.
306
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:19,421
Who am I kidding? No one would
feel like a good choice right now.
307
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,391
No one
is Avery, Tyler, and Chloe.
308
00:17:22,425 --> 00:17:25,561
♪ When I look at you
I don't think you see ♪
309
00:17:25,595 --> 00:17:30,599
♪ just how much
you mean to me ♪
310
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,819
♪ when I think of you
I'm not sure you know ♪
311
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:37,773
♪ just how much I love you so
312
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:42,811
♪ just how much I love you so ♪
313
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,814
So.
314
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:49,618
That is just so wrong.
315
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:54,673
No, no no, I've made a huge mistake.
I've gotta get back to my family.
316
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:59,762
Come on, Morris Steinberg. We're breaking camp and
hiking to my car so we can drive to Santa Fe.
317
00:17:59,796 --> 00:18:04,499
From there it's on to Washington D.C. so
I can scream at the Washington monument.
318
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:08,387
"What do you have to do with George Washington?
You look nothing like him!"
319
00:18:08,438 --> 00:18:10,639
Then we'll get a hot dog.
320
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:16,478
I'm ready to distract
Mommy and Daddy.
321
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,647
Did you guys find Stan yet?...
322
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,649
Fine, I'll stop interrupting you
and send you a text.
323
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:23,402
Chloe, you can't
text from a home phone.
324
00:18:23,453 --> 00:18:24,787
I know I can't text
on the home phone,
325
00:18:24,821 --> 00:18:28,457
but I'm not allowed to have a
cell phone so I have to pretend.
326
00:18:28,491 --> 00:18:31,526
My nightmare continues.
327
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,580
Ok, call us
if you hear anything.
328
00:18:34,631 --> 00:18:36,498
Yeah, thanks.
We'll check back with you later.
329
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,750
Still no word.
330
00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:40,552
At least they got the missing
dog posters we emailed.
331
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:44,473
The kids are awfully quiet up there.
Should we go check on them?
332
00:18:44,507 --> 00:18:47,593
Tyler, stop bugging me.
That is so annoying.
333
00:18:47,644 --> 00:18:49,812
You're the one
who's being annoying.
334
00:18:49,846 --> 00:18:52,398
Let's go see what's going on.
335
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:57,719
I'm sorry, Tyler. I didn't mean it.
I'm just a little on edge.
336
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,489
I didn't mean it,
either. You're a good sister.
337
00:19:00,523 --> 00:19:03,826
Good thing Mom and Dad are leaving
us alone to resolve this ourselves.
338
00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:08,414
I know. It really
strengthens our relationship.
339
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:19,741
All good. T.T.Y.L.
340
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,461
One day.
341
00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:27,749
Come on, Morris Steinberg.
What's wrong with you?
342
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,768
I just know the kids
must be looking for me.
343
00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:33,722
I can't let him take me
to New Mexico. I've gotta stall.
344
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,608
- Stan. Stan!
- Stan.
345
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:37,810
Don't worry, kids.
We'll find him.
346
00:19:37,861 --> 00:19:39,478
Stan!
347
00:19:39,529 --> 00:19:42,597
Stan!
348
00:19:43,733 --> 00:19:46,785
That sounded like Stan! Stan!
349
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:48,487
Stan!
350
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,824
Stan!
351
00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:55,544
What are you doing
with Morris Steinberg?
352
00:19:55,578 --> 00:19:57,663
This is our dog, Stan.
353
00:19:57,714 --> 00:20:00,782
"Stan"? What kind of name
is that for a dog?
354
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,801
We've been looking
everywhere for him.
355
00:20:02,836 --> 00:20:06,421
In that case, I'm glad you found
him. It's for the best anyway.
356
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,391
When I got to New Mexico, I was going
to check out the space museum,
357
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,459
and I would've
had to kennel him.
358
00:20:12,562 --> 00:20:15,681
Goodbye, Morris Steinberg.
359
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,469
Sir, thank you so much for
helping us find our dog.
360
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,605
But would you mind giving us
a minute alone with him?
361
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,524
Sure, I'll wait for you
at the trail head.
362
00:20:25,575 --> 00:20:27,693
When you're ready, we can walk
down and talk about
363
00:20:27,744 --> 00:20:33,415
this little matter of the four
gazillion dollars I believe I'm due.
364
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:37,536
Goodbye, trees.
I'll always love you!
365
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:41,874
Stan, why would you
run away like that?
366
00:20:41,925 --> 00:20:43,792
You told me I was just a dog.
367
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:47,546
I'm so sorry. I just blurted
that out in a moment of anger.
368
00:20:47,597 --> 00:20:50,682
I've never felt more horrible
about anything in my whole life.
369
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:55,521
Really? Not even about the time you broke my
art project or shaved a stripe in my hair?
370
00:20:56,606 --> 00:20:58,473
Just one second.
371
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,693
Not. Important. Right. Now.
372
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:05,814
Or the time you viciously
arm-spanked me in the woods?
373
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,850
Stan, as bad as it was that
I said you were just a dog,
374
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,852
it doesn't mean you should
just run away.
375
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,621
But I thought we weren't
friends anymore.
376
00:21:12,655 --> 00:21:14,456
We never fought like that.
377
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:17,576
Of course we're still friends.
We just had our first big fight.
378
00:21:17,627 --> 00:21:20,796
If you're really friends, you
have to stay and work things out.
379
00:21:20,830 --> 00:21:26,701
I didn't know that. You're the
first real friend I've ever had.
380
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:31,873
Oh my gosh, Stan. I'll always
be your friend no matter what.
381
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,542
We can always work things out.
382
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:37,479
I'll always be your friend, too.
383
00:21:40,483 --> 00:21:44,486
So, now that I've learned that about
friendship, I should probably go find Robert.
384
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,488
He said some things,
I said some things.
385
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:50,725
He flung some of his stuffing
at me. That stuff is nasty.
386
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:53,695
Well, let's go get the park
ranger, he can help us find him.
387
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,730
So, what did Robert say to you?
388
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:59,234
Well, he's a monkey. So, he
said, "ohh ohh aah aah aah!"
389
00:21:59,259 --> 00:22:01,259
...but it was the way that he said it.
390
00:22:02,784 --> 00:22:05,584
I learned a lot about
what it means to be a friend.
391
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,909
Now Avery and I are closer than ever.
392
00:22:08,434 --> 00:22:12,634
And it meant a lot that the kids were willing
to be punished for sneaking out to find me.
393
00:22:12,659 --> 00:22:15,959
Boy, was it GREAT
to come home to the family!
394
00:22:17,584 --> 00:22:19,284
I made out with Robert, too.
395
00:22:19,309 --> 00:22:21,309
Now we're closer than we've ever been.
396
00:22:21,834 --> 00:22:24,834
♪ When I think of you
I'm not sure you know ♪
397
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:28,359
♪ Just how much I love you so ♪
398
00:22:29,384 --> 00:22:32,684
♪ Just how much
I love you so ♪
399
00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:38,259
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