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- Go!
- Again.
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Up!
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Go!
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Yeah!
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Oh!
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- Go!
- Hi-yo! Sonic boom!
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Go!
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Oh!
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The Professor!
What? What? What?
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Stop him?
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You can barely hope
to contain him!
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Uh-oh.
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I got it.
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I got my gun, baby.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
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Oh, my God, you guys.
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Wood.
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- Yeah. Now let's go.
- You don't get it.
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It's not just wood.
Oh, no.
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It's a sick rooftop waterslide baby
that hasn't even been born yet.
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- Oh!
- Right?
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All right. Okay, Ders
bounce-passes the ball to Blake.
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Blake catches it midair, who then passes
it back to Ders, catching it midair,
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who underhands the
ball back to me.
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At this junction I will bomb down
the slide, catchin' it midair!
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Tomahawk slam dunk
starting now. Go!
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Ooh, baby!
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Ooh, ah, man!
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That tickled. I got a
little bit of a splinter.
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I'm gonna go
tweeze it out.
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Feels like a biggie.
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You guys want any bop-pops?
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- I'm good.
- Okay, no bop-pops.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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When we're done sanding this sucker,
it's gonna be slick butthole.
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It's gonna be like a B.P.
oil spill up in this bitch.
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But instead of, like, dead seals,
we'll have a lot of Jessica Biels...
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All oily, just floppin'
all down the slide.
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- Totally.
- Totally, man.
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I mean, it's gonna be like a
landmark of the neighborhood,
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kind of like that old
tree that's up the block
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that looks like it has,
like, a nappy coochie.
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Yup, or that doughnut that's on
the roof in the Snoop Dogg video.
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- Hey, guys.
- Yeah?
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I'm done. I don't want
to do this anymore.
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- I know. Okay.
- My muscles and my brain hurts.
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I vote we forget
about the slide,
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and we go smoke
weed about it
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and forget about all of our
troubles, starting now.
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What if we, uh, post
the job online, right?
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What is that thing?
TaskRabbit?
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You just put a job up, and
then somebody bids on it.
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- Somebody could do it on
the cheap. - Okay. Yeah.
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- I mean, I love that idea.
- Right?
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I hate workin' to
get stuff done.
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You know? It's like, um,
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"This is stupid."
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What is brickleberry?
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- Oh, nice.
- Wow.
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Who would have known?
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- Oh, got a bid on the TaskRabbit.
- Oh, are you kiddin' me?
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Whoa.
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$150.
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- $150?
- Yeah.
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What are we, the rockefellers'
record company... Rockafella?
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What if we just TaskRabbit
a job ourselves?
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You know, make some dough, pass it
on to the guy sandin' our slide?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. See
what we got. - What else do they have?
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Um, clean someone's
gutters?
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Okay. All right.
Uh, walk cats.
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- That one doesn't even seem real.
- Build an Ikea desk.
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Can you tell how much
I hate that one?
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- So that's a no.
- I hate this game.
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Just give me that. I bet there's
some cool jobs on there.
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- There's not. I just looked.
- Let me see. See?
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You got to be creative. You
got to think outside the bun.
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Let's see.
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Ah! There! There we go.
Look at that.
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- Entertainment for an eight-year-old's
birthday party, huh? - Us?
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- Yeah! - Are you... What
would we even do?
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We'll be clowns!
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I bet I'd be so
good at 69-ing.
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I know you will be.
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Thanks, man.
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Want to know how I know?
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- No.
- I'm not tellin'.
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Oh, bully.
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Okay!
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Time to gather around and watch
the tallest clown in the world
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hypnotize your parents into
doing wacky and wild things.
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- So perhaps the woman in blue would
be so kind as to join me. - Ooh.
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Time to be hypnotized.
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Now, if you would just
take some deep breaths...
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Prepare your body.
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Nice, and...
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She's asleep!
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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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Hey, Nurse Jackie,
you're a nurse, right?
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I need you to help
me with somethin'.
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Well, you can't kill
stupid, stupid.
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Wait, what?
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Who you callin'
stupid, dummy?
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You're the dummy, dummy.
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Oh, ow!
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Zoinks!
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I love you, Nurse Jackie.
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Aw!
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That was so cute.
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You're a tiger!
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You're a toad! Ribbit!
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Who is this?
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He's an owl!
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Zoinks!
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I'd rather be a dummy
than an idiot.
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I love you, Jackie!
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- You love me too, right?
- No. I love Jackie.
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Okay. Get off. Get off.
Sit down.
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Now, why don't we see if mommy
could wind her body like a snake?
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And she's awake!
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Whoa!
I'm on stilts.
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They think Nurse
Jackie's real.
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Guess what? I'm real.
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- I'm a real boy.
- Hi clowns.
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- Jeez!
- Whoa.
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Ew. What's that smell?
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We're off the clock, kid. Go, um,
suck your mom's tits for me.
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Jeez.
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I thought it was
a miniature cop.
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Uh, uh...
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We ghost ridin'.
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We ghost ridin'.
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How you like me now? Pow!
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No, no, no, no,
what do you mean
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this doesn't look
like Dimebag Darrell?
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Do you even, like, know
anything about Pantera?
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I'm dying!
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Oh, Jackie!
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Oh, no!
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Maybe it's just
your time to go...
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Straight to hell!
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Is the, uh, hypnotism
show gonna start soon?
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Oh, yeah. Sorry
about that. Um,
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when I clap my hands, you're gonna
be a loser dad that walks away.
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You suck ****.
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Prove it.
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And the way you
use the puppet,
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you were like a
modern-day Jeff Dunham.
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Yeah. Were you wearing
stilts or not?
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- Still haven't figured it out.
- Oh, well...
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No, the kids were...
They were, like, all...
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"How... he can't be that tall.
That's not even humanly possible."
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- Thank you. - And let's not forget
big-ballin' Blake over here
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- with your artwork, dude.
- Stop. Stop.
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I'm just glad somebody finally appreciates
it, because I think it's horrible.
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I'm always tryin'
to throw it away,
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but it's cool that, like,
parents and, like, dumb kids,
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like, get it and...
and love it.
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Well, you know,
it's fun while it lasted.
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- Yeah, it is. - Yo, Blake.
It might not be over.
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Apparently we made it onto
Rancho Kidzamunga.
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It's a blog about all
thing kids in the R.C.
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New Clowns on the Block!
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- Hey, that's us!
- Oh, we're famous!
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- Yeah.
- Yes! Yes!
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- That's crazy. - I always
knew I'd be famous, dude.
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- Hang on. Shh for a second.
- I always knew I'd be famous.
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- Hello? - I'm about to
bang a Kardashian.
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Yes, we be clownin'.
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They're callin' about
us for a party!
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We're definitely
available.
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Oh! Oh!
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- Twins?
- We did it.
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- Oh, we did it!
- Okay.
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7:00 it is. Thank you.
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Should we celebrate
some good times?
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- Come on.
- I would love to, man.
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What, are you gonna turn on the
radio or pandora or somethin'?
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- Nope.
- Let's jam.
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How about we sip some
of daddy's brew, baby?
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Oh, you dirty dog. Nice.
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- No, I like that... - We've got
this city by the balls, boys.
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- We're bein' naughty!
- Oh, my God.
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Shh. Quiet cheers.
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- Quiet cheers. Quiet cheers.
- We should rent a Miata.
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Miata!
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Whoo!
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- Boof, boof, boof, boof, boof!
- Welcome to the Miata life!
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Let's just go till
the tank runs out.
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Wesley Snipes!
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- Wesley Snipes!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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{pub}Whoa, boys.
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Mega-sale at Burlington
Coat Factory?
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- No. We hit the bar.
- The denim bar.
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We livin' that
snipe life now.
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Basically we dress
like Wesley Snipes now
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'cause we can afford
to with our side jobs.
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That's good for you, but you
still have to work at this job.
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Oh, don't make me go
full-blown clown on your ass.
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Okay, I don't even want
to know what that means.
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What he's tryin' to tell you is that
you are looking at Rancho Cucamonga's
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Premier Clown Troupe.
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What you are experiencing right
now is called troupe envy.
202
00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,267
Well, you're about to experience
my heel in your manhole
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00:09:06,290 --> 00:09:08,177
if you don't get
on the phones now,
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and please, try to dress
like losers who work here.
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Thanks.
206
00:09:12,314 --> 00:09:14,558
- I thought we looked cool.
- Yeah. We look very solid.
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00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:15,699
We look... yeah.
We look cool.
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Hey, if you guys are available,
my niece is having a birthday.
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- $150 a pop.
- Mm-hmm.
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But we'll give you the
friends and family.
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- $100 and no photos.
- Okay.
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Also this list of
things that we want.
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- Yup.
- The pickles can be midget.
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- But the cheetos better be puffy.
- That's right.
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- Oh!
- What's up, man?
216
00:09:37,002 --> 00:09:38,603
Vodka-slurpee
brain freeze.
217
00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:42,182
Oh, that hit me hard. Must
reheat body with taquito.
218
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- Aw, yeah. - Here, Dersey,
baby, take a gulp.
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No can do, buddy. I'm the
captain of this Miata ship,
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and I take the Miata
lives very seriously.
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- Miata lives.
- I love feelin' the Miata life.
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- Yup.
- It's natural, man.
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Oh, we should stop at this gas station
up here and get some king cobras.
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- Make some king cobra
slurpees out of it. - Oh, yeah.
225
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- That would be delicious.
- Oh, my God.
226
00:10:01,112 --> 00:10:04,794
Dude, you just gave me the best idea for
our grand finale for tomorrow's party.
227
00:10:04,823 --> 00:10:06,056
- No kidding?
- I'm talkin' something
228
00:10:06,075 --> 00:10:08,496
that's gonna make these
kids palooge their shorts.
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I'm gonna call Karl.
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♪ We're in a Mazda Miata ♪
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♪ It's definitely
not a Honda ♪
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Whoo!
233
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- Whoa!
- Whoopsie-Daisy.
234
00:10:20,029 --> 00:10:21,999
- Are we there?
- We're okay. Home run!
235
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- All right.
- Slam dunk.
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00:10:24,092 --> 00:10:25,285
Oh!
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00:10:25,861 --> 00:10:29,446
I'm not sayin' that we should
buy that specific strip club.
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I'm sayin' that we
should buy a strip club,
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00:10:32,205 --> 00:10:34,659
- like as an investment instead
of the slide, you know? - Yes.
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00:10:34,672 --> 00:10:36,426
Parlay the money
into something real.
241
00:10:36,439 --> 00:10:38,777
I'm with that. I just think
it'd be better served
242
00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:41,956
as campaign funds for me to
go for... For city council, dude.
243
00:10:41,986 --> 00:10:43,859
Because then it's, like,
I'll get you permits
244
00:10:43,878 --> 00:10:45,689
for a full-nude,
full-bar...
245
00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:48,932
- Boobs and booze.
- That's boo... Boobs and booze, man!
246
00:10:48,945 --> 00:10:50,528
- And butts too! That's...
- Yes...
247
00:10:50,545 --> 00:10:52,478
What are you guys doing?
248
00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:54,077
Oh, my God. Have
you been drinking?
249
00:10:54,097 --> 00:10:55,464
Hey, where's the
birthday girl?
250
00:10:55,493 --> 00:10:57,360
I got a special
surprise for her.
251
00:10:57,373 --> 00:10:59,060
What, are you crazy?
You're two hours late.
252
00:10:59,079 --> 00:11:01,157
- And I've already replaced you.
- You replaced this?
253
00:11:01,177 --> 00:11:02,430
Yeah, come on.
254
00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:04,269
We're the best birthday
bunch in all that...
255
00:11:04,295 --> 00:11:05,783
- Of this land.
- Yeah.
256
00:11:05,803 --> 00:11:07,829
- Yeah. That is true. - Plus who...
who could you possibly get?
257
00:11:07,854 --> 00:11:09,530
- What do they do?
- Well, his name's TK.
258
00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:11,870
And he's the original birthday
king of Rancho Cucamonga,
259
00:11:11,896 --> 00:11:14,493
- so I think he can do a lot.
- Oh, my God.
260
00:11:15,540 --> 00:11:16,985
Who's that? Should
we know who that is?
261
00:11:17,004 --> 00:11:19,373
I think you guys should
just go home. All right?
262
00:11:19,389 --> 00:11:20,882
I'll see you at work.
263
00:11:20,915 --> 00:11:24,269
Yeah, right. We're
not going anywhere.
264
00:11:24,649 --> 00:11:27,569
Will the birthday girl please
come on up here and make a wish?
265
00:11:29,247 --> 00:11:32,174
Aw, doesn't June look so
pretty on her ninth birthday?
266
00:11:32,199 --> 00:11:34,897
So pretty I could
sing about it.
267
00:11:36,204 --> 00:11:37,451
Whoo! Come on!
268
00:11:37,466 --> 00:11:40,766
♪ Little junebug, look
at what you've done ♪
269
00:11:40,779 --> 00:11:41,542
That's beautiful.
270
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:42,648
♪ Broke up the clouds ♪
271
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:45,128
♪ And then you brought
out the sun, baby ♪
272
00:11:45,161 --> 00:11:47,181
Custom songs?
273
00:11:47,205 --> 00:11:49,105
Cool Aladdin pants?
274
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,913
No. Those are
hammer pants, dude.
275
00:11:50,924 --> 00:11:52,779
Yeah. I went through, like, a
huge Hammer-phase, I know.
276
00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:53,972
That is an Aladdin
vest, though.
277
00:11:53,994 --> 00:11:54,834
- Yes.
- I'll admit that.
278
00:11:54,861 --> 00:11:59,111
♪ You, whoa, oh, baby ♪
279
00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:02,573
♪ My little junebug ♪
280
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:03,942
- Whoa.
- That's really good.
281
00:12:03,961 --> 00:12:07,001
♪ Now how old are you? ♪
282
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:09,303
♪ I think you're
nine years old ♪
283
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,415
What's your wish, sweetie?
284
00:12:13,526 --> 00:12:15,533
June just asked me
to dunk, y'all.
285
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,795
And genie said...
286
00:12:20,137 --> 00:12:22,675
"Dunk, TK. Dunk."
287
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,627
What?
288
00:12:24,906 --> 00:12:26,166
What's up?
289
00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:28,527
- Oh, my God!
- What?
290
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,307
- Whoa.
- That's our thing! We dunk!
291
00:12:30,327 --> 00:12:31,694
Dude, why didn't
we think of this?
292
00:12:31,719 --> 00:12:33,212
We're dunkers! We
should have dunked.
293
00:12:33,225 --> 00:12:35,050
Clowns don't dunk.
That's like a known rule.
294
00:12:35,069 --> 00:12:37,149
Oh, no. That is
not a known rule.
295
00:12:37,168 --> 00:12:40,601
Because I'm about ready to dunk
my foot in that dude's butt,
296
00:12:40,622 --> 00:12:41,835
unless he likes that,
in which case,
297
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,971
I'll think of something
even worse than that.
298
00:12:44,037 --> 00:12:46,942
- Hey!
- Happy Birthday, June!
299
00:12:46,982 --> 00:12:48,743
We are the birthday
party clowns.
300
00:12:48,764 --> 00:12:50,251
Who wants to get
their little face
301
00:12:50,264 --> 00:12:51,938
- painted like a monkey?
- No one.
302
00:12:51,976 --> 00:12:53,496
Who you callin'
a dummy, dummy?
303
00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:55,626
- Pfft, oh.
- Who and nts to see
304
00:12:55,653 --> 00:13:01,122
the tallest clown in the world hypnotize
your mommy or daddy into bark...
305
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:03,953
Okay, this doesn't work
when you're here.
306
00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:06,748
Hey, I heard you guys are
great at what you do, but
307
00:13:06,774 --> 00:13:08,647
I guess they needed
someone to cover, so I...
308
00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,770
Well, guess what?
We're here now, okay?
309
00:13:10,795 --> 00:13:13,204
So how about you get on
your magic carpet and...
310
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:17,667
And fly with a woman and have her not
close her eyes 'cause I know the words!
311
00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:18,613
- Hey!
- You're not special!
312
00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,455
I know the words to a
lot of Disney tracks!
313
00:13:20,475 --> 00:13:21,734
- Okay.
- And musicals.
314
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,186
Okay, you guys are
making a scene,
315
00:13:23,206 --> 00:13:25,994
and I don't think the kids
want you here, so please...
316
00:13:26,017 --> 00:13:26,860
Ooh, yeah.
317
00:13:26,879 --> 00:13:27,819
The kids don't
want us here.
318
00:13:27,845 --> 00:13:29,434
- They don't want us here.
- Okay.
319
00:13:29,454 --> 00:13:30,542
- We know kids, okay?
- Yeah.
320
00:13:30,569 --> 00:13:31,890
I think they're
gonna want us here
321
00:13:31,903 --> 00:13:34,333
when they see our
grand finale, kids!
322
00:13:34,359 --> 00:13:35,335
What grand finale?
323
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,415
Get ready.
324
00:13:36,428 --> 00:13:37,984
Me and the dudes...
325
00:13:38,004 --> 00:13:41,214
We are going to fight
326
00:13:41,239 --> 00:13:42,231
a cobra!
327
00:13:42,764 --> 00:13:45,027
What? No. No. That's crazy.
328
00:13:45,054 --> 00:13:47,327
Go! You guys are gone. Go.
329
00:13:47,352 --> 00:13:49,687
You know what? Fine, Jillian.
That's okay, but remember,
330
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,220
you're the one who
made these kids cry.
331
00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:53,703
TK, you can have
this one, playboy.
332
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:55,261
Jillian, we don't
need your charity.
333
00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,461
We got the whopper of all
birthday parties tomorrow, man.
334
00:13:57,488 --> 00:14:00,381
The richest
dude in Rancho,
335
00:14:00,408 --> 00:14:03,713
Rick Messina from
Messina Theaters.
336
00:14:03,726 --> 00:14:06,313
You heard of it? The
famous theater chain.
337
00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:08,864
It had Blank Check there as a kid,
so it really means a lot to me.
338
00:14:08,884 --> 00:14:11,465
Yeah, well, she knows who
Rick Messina is because
339
00:14:11,495 --> 00:14:14,715
I'm Rick Messina, and after
seeing whatever that was,
340
00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:17,574
I've got TK playin'
my kids party now.
341
00:14:17,868 --> 00:14:20,061
I can't wait to have you
at the Ponderosa, man.
342
00:14:20,081 --> 00:14:22,421
Your voice is amazing.
343
00:14:22,457 --> 00:14:26,043
We don't need to do your stupid thing
'cause we're livin' Miata life.
344
00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:27,650
That's right!
We have a Miata!
345
00:14:27,669 --> 00:14:28,376
- Uh...
- Wait.
346
00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:30,789
Cookie! Smash!
347
00:14:31,197 --> 00:14:33,298
Tony, punch TK
in the stomach.
348
00:14:35,037 --> 00:14:36,754
That's why I don't want
a kid, man. They're dumb.
349
00:14:36,774 --> 00:14:38,321
- It is what it is.
- Whoa, what are you...
350
00:14:38,342 --> 00:14:39,609
What are you doing?
351
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:40,736
Your card bounced.
352
00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:42,331
We lojacked the car, and
we're taking it back.
353
00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:44,690
Bu... but it's our Miata!
Miata life!
354
00:14:44,704 --> 00:14:46,431
Okay. See you.
355
00:14:46,737 --> 00:14:48,884
That's it. You, out
of the car now.
356
00:14:48,904 --> 00:14:52,198
Let's do this. Mano-a-mano!
Come on! Let's fight, bud!
357
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,451
- If you're a man, you'll fight him.
- You as a man should fight him as a man!
358
00:14:55,464 --> 00:14:57,147
- Fight this man!
- Be a man! Fight the man!
359
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,407
- Come on, boy. I'm ready
for this, man! - Come on!
360
00:14:59,511 --> 00:15:02,064
Come on, boy!
I'm a solider, dog.
361
00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:03,306
- Come on.
- He's a soldier.
362
00:15:03,342 --> 00:15:05,215
- Let's do this!
- Like I told you.
363
00:15:05,222 --> 00:15:07,193
- I'm psyched, bro.
- Come on.
364
00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:09,112
No.
365
00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:29,201
{pub}- Guys.
- Man.
366
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,188
- It's real.
- Dinosaur pool toy!
367
00:15:31,215 --> 00:15:34,929
This guy's incredibly rich. He must
have, like, thousands of dollars.
368
00:15:34,949 --> 00:15:39,013
All right. Everybody gather around.
Gather around. All right. All right.
369
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,187
Whoo!
370
00:15:40,493 --> 00:15:41,667
All right, Tony.
371
00:15:41,686 --> 00:15:43,499
The genie in the lamp
granted your first wish.
372
00:15:44,136 --> 00:15:46,682
A song just for you!
373
00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:48,737
♪ Little Tony boy ♪
374
00:15:48,754 --> 00:15:51,602
♪ Whoo, look at
what you've done ♪
375
00:15:51,813 --> 00:15:53,700
That-he same exact
song he did earlier.
376
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,372
It's just a
different name.
377
00:15:55,384 --> 00:15:57,344
Well, he's human after all.
378
00:15:57,363 --> 00:16:00,245
- Mexican-human, maybe.
- Yeah, and takin' our jobs.
379
00:16:00,258 --> 00:16:01,551
- Whoa.
- Whoa, man.
380
00:16:01,564 --> 00:16:02,251
No. No, no, no.
381
00:16:02,277 --> 00:16:03,797
- You sound like your dad.
- I'm not saying that.
382
00:16:03,823 --> 00:16:06,272
He's literally taking our jobs...
Mexican or not, whatever.
383
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,196
Plus with the whole Aladdin thing,
I'm sure he's middle eastern.
384
00:16:09,216 --> 00:16:11,713
He's Greek-Samoan.
That's obvious. All right?
385
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:17,157
Now, I'm going in. It's time to make sure
TK's next dunk is a real showstopper.
386
00:16:17,506 --> 00:16:19,499
- That was a cool line, dude.
- Yeah. Thanks. Yeah.
387
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,063
I've been watchin' a lot
of '80s movies lately.
388
00:16:21,095 --> 00:16:22,699
Yeah, it was like an
action movie exit line.
389
00:16:22,712 --> 00:16:23,992
Good luck. You look cool.
390
00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:28,192
♪ Tony, do-do-do-do ♪
391
00:16:28,227 --> 00:16:29,567
♪ Whoo, do-do-do-do ♪
392
00:16:29,598 --> 00:16:33,236
♪ Tony, Tony, Tony,
it's his birthday ♪
393
00:16:33,262 --> 00:16:35,526
♪ 'Cause everybody's
here having fun ♪
394
00:16:35,539 --> 00:16:38,282
♪ Tony, Tony, Tony,
Tony, Tony ♪
395
00:16:38,575 --> 00:16:40,422
Whoo!
396
00:16:40,463 --> 00:16:42,060
Shut up! Shh!
397
00:16:42,299 --> 00:16:45,241
- Wish number two...
- Aw, man. It's showtime, baby!
398
00:16:45,253 --> 00:16:48,314
Who wants to see me dunk
this gold basketball?
399
00:16:49,771 --> 00:16:51,866
- I wish you break your leg.
- I wish you die.
400
00:16:51,898 --> 00:16:52,969
All right, Tony.
401
00:16:52,982 --> 00:16:56,329
Now, let's hear you make the wish,
and I'll ask the genie in the lamp
402
00:16:56,346 --> 00:16:57,546
if he'll allow me to dunk.
403
00:16:57,576 --> 00:17:01,089
My wish to genie is that
I get to dunk the ball!
404
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,067
That's my boy!
405
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,769
- No, no, no, no, no!
- Go, Tony!
406
00:17:05,642 --> 00:17:07,075
- Oh!
- Ow! - Tony!
407
00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:09,386
It hurts! Ow!
408
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:11,661
I wish the pain
would go away!
409
00:17:11,681 --> 00:17:14,518
Please, genie! Make
the pain go away!
410
00:17:14,953 --> 00:17:16,432
Jesus, TK!
411
00:17:16,438 --> 00:17:18,012
You could have killed him!
412
00:17:18,049 --> 00:17:19,882
Pack up this stuff!
The party's over!
413
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,793
- Ow. Ow! Ow!
- It's over!
414
00:17:24,397 --> 00:17:26,177
Oh, the kids are
gonna love this.
415
00:17:26,196 --> 00:17:27,057
Cobra time.
416
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,450
- I'm never gonna recommend you...
- Oh, check this out.
417
00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:32,170
do another kid's party ever, you
R&B-singin' basketball-dunkin'
418
00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:34,389
- Aladdin impersonator!
- I'm really sorry, sir,
419
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:36,776
but I could really,
really use that money.
420
00:17:36,795 --> 00:17:38,902
Save it. You're lucky
I don't sue you.
421
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:42,381
- Now get out of here! - This guy's never
gonna work in this town again.
422
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,916
- And now TK has got a...
- Bitch...
423
00:17:45,937 --> 00:17:49,850
He's got to get in
his little-ass car that
424
00:17:49,863 --> 00:17:51,682
looks like he's,
like, living in.
425
00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:54,634
With his wife
and, uh, baby.
426
00:17:54,654 --> 00:17:56,774
This just got
double icky for me.
427
00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:59,240
We ruined this dude's life.
I'll take care of it.
428
00:17:59,272 --> 00:18:01,025
- Watch this.
- Wait, hey!
429
00:18:01,051 --> 00:18:03,351
TK, what's up, man?
430
00:18:03,364 --> 00:18:05,987
You must be Jasmine.
Good to meet you.
431
00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:08,018
How do I say this?
432
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,042
- Are you Mexican?
- What are you... come on.
433
00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:12,266
- No, stop. - Are you, though?
Because we argued about it.
434
00:18:12,272 --> 00:18:14,281
We're here to tell
you that we're sorry
435
00:18:14,287 --> 00:18:16,834
because we're the ones who cut
the Springs on your trampoline.
436
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:18,987
- Well, we thought you were...
- You were gonna break your face open,
437
00:18:19,007 --> 00:18:21,854
but, you know, it's just...
Keep it gang related,
438
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,647
- and lil' man got in the way. - Like, the
little kid ended up really hurting himself,
439
00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:25,959
but we thought it
was gonna be you.
440
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:26,975
- Yeah.
- Supposed to be me?
441
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,995
- We wanted to hurt you.
- Y'all could have killed that kid,
442
00:18:29,019 --> 00:18:31,392
and I lost $200
on top of that!
443
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:33,171
To feed my seed!
444
00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:35,757
To give my girl
a proper home!
445
00:18:36,778 --> 00:18:38,998
We ruined that kid's birthday,
446
00:18:39,023 --> 00:18:41,306
- and you only get so many.
- It's fine. He's a kid.
447
00:18:41,332 --> 00:18:43,116
He'll have other
birthdays, right?
448
00:18:43,134 --> 00:18:45,271
Y'all think everyone
has a birthday, huh?
449
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,718
- Yes, I do. - Yes.
- Well, when's mine?
450
00:18:46,756 --> 00:18:47,921
Uh, November.
451
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:49,132
- Nope.
- July.
452
00:18:49,145 --> 00:18:50,916
- Nope.
- I love this game. August.
453
00:18:50,941 --> 00:18:52,481
I don't have one!
454
00:18:53,254 --> 00:18:54,874
I never have.
455
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,611
Moms couldn't afford it.
456
00:18:56,631 --> 00:18:58,859
I don't even know how
old I am, y'all.
457
00:18:59,658 --> 00:19:02,937
I be... I be tellin' my
people I'm 19 and shit.
458
00:19:02,966 --> 00:19:04,149
- Oh, that's wrong.
- You're not 19.
459
00:19:04,181 --> 00:19:05,961
Yeah. You are not 19.
460
00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:07,414
Yeah. At least...
461
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:08,279
38?
462
00:19:08,305 --> 00:19:09,886
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
463
00:19:09,912 --> 00:19:11,596
- What's up... We're, like, best friends.
- Yeah. We're best friends.
464
00:19:11,616 --> 00:19:13,085
- He's cool too.
- Thanks.
465
00:19:13,105 --> 00:19:16,819
Helpin' these kids celebrate
their birthdays was all I had,
466
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,725
- and now that's gone.
- That's really sad actually.
467
00:19:18,768 --> 00:19:20,305
- Hey.
- Yeah.
468
00:19:20,318 --> 00:19:21,620
Today!
469
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,257
- Today is your birthday.
- How do you know?
470
00:19:24,316 --> 00:19:26,623
'Cause we're gonna make it
your birthday right now!
471
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,713
'Cause we're gonna entertain you!
How does that sound?
472
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,768
- It's not my birthday.
- Sure it is!
473
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:34,869
What do you say you see our
never-before-seen grand finale? Huh?
474
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,967
You're gonna like this, dude.
Birthday boy!
475
00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:40,473
We fight a cobra!
476
00:19:40,499 --> 00:19:41,440
Oh!
477
00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:45,004
Ladies and gentlemen...
478
00:19:45,531 --> 00:19:48,071
- There's no snake in there.
- Oh, fuck.
479
00:19:57,069 --> 00:19:59,703
{pub}Hey, dude, are you
finished with the slide yet?
480
00:19:59,716 --> 00:20:01,216
All done, y'all!
481
00:20:01,251 --> 00:20:04,317
And thanks again for the cash
and lettin' my girl clean up inside.
482
00:20:04,338 --> 00:20:06,052
Our pleasure, TK.
483
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:09,472
Also, pretty cool to have a chick
showering in our bathroom.
484
00:20:09,485 --> 00:20:11,440
- That was cool.
- We're good to go?
485
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:12,597
Yeah.
486
00:20:12,619 --> 00:20:15,372
Okay, so Ders bounce-passes
the ball over to Blake.
487
00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:18,106
Blake then catches it midair,
passin' it back to Ders.
488
00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:20,653
Ders will catch
the ball midair,
489
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,699
underhand passes
it over to TK.
490
00:20:22,706 --> 00:20:25,406
TK will volleyball
bump it up to me.
491
00:20:25,438 --> 00:20:28,267
At that junction, I will
bomb down this slide,
492
00:20:28,288 --> 00:20:32,001
catching the ball
mid-fucking-air!
493
00:20:32,058 --> 00:20:33,664
Tomahawk slam dunk!
494
00:20:33,892 --> 00:20:35,895
Here we go! Whoo!
495
00:20:36,547 --> 00:20:37,587
Whoo!
496
00:20:37,643 --> 00:20:38,616
Whoo!
497
00:20:40,027 --> 00:20:42,002
No!
498
00:20:42,024 --> 00:20:43,084
Whoa.
499
00:20:43,097 --> 00:20:43,924
Oh, my God.
500
00:20:43,944 --> 00:20:45,779
Oh, my.
501
00:20:45,798 --> 00:20:47,205
I almost died.
502
00:20:47,225 --> 00:20:49,898
This really is a
really dangerous idea.
503
00:20:49,923 --> 00:20:52,310
What do you say we just get
back to our roots, right?
504
00:20:52,332 --> 00:20:54,732
Smokin' weed and
drinkin' beers.
505
00:20:54,758 --> 00:20:56,231
TK, you get high?
506
00:20:56,259 --> 00:20:58,199
I ain't homeless for
no reason, y'all.
507
00:20:58,232 --> 00:20:59,372
That makes sense to me.
508
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:04,519
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