1 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:03,260 All right, gang, Diet Day Four. 2 00:00:03,794 --> 00:00:05,461 How's everyone holding up? 3 00:00:05,496 --> 00:00:07,564 Honestly, I'm going to last forever. 4 00:00:07,598 --> 00:00:11,668 You hear that, bitches? ♪ I'm gonna last forever ♪ 5 00:00:11,702 --> 00:00:13,202 (Amy) I'm doing great. 6 00:00:13,212 --> 00:00:14,813 This morning the homeless guy on my stoop 7 00:00:14,838 --> 00:00:16,005 said my skin looked dope. 8 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,340 What's going on? 9 00:00:17,374 --> 00:00:19,175 Why do you all have matching bags? 10 00:00:19,209 --> 00:00:21,678 We're doing a diet together. My wife found it. 11 00:00:21,712 --> 00:00:24,080 She heard about it at Mommy And Me Graphic Design. 12 00:00:24,114 --> 00:00:26,583 Wait, it might've been Toddler Karate. 13 00:00:26,617 --> 00:00:28,898 [Chuckles] She takes our little ladies to so many classes, 14 00:00:28,919 --> 00:00:30,053 I can't keep it straight. 15 00:00:30,087 --> 00:00:31,888 Childhood is truly a time of wonder. 16 00:00:31,922 --> 00:00:34,123 (Amy) This diet is very scientific, sir. 17 00:00:34,158 --> 00:00:36,558 All the meals are pre-planned and delivered to your doorstep. 18 00:00:36,583 --> 00:00:38,283 This is our breakfast: 19 00:00:38,308 --> 00:00:41,508 An orange wedge, three cashew nuts... and a solitarie grape. 20 00:00:41,601 --> 00:00:43,402 It's actually more than you realize. 21 00:00:43,437 --> 00:00:45,871 Sometimes I can't even finish all the grape. 22 00:00:45,906 --> 00:00:48,340 This seems unnecessary to me. You're all in perfect shape. 23 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:50,076 You can always be healthier, sir. 24 00:00:50,110 --> 00:00:51,610 (Amy) And I like the challenge. 25 00:00:51,645 --> 00:00:53,012 Plus, it's good team building. 26 00:00:53,046 --> 00:00:55,014 We're gonna get through this together. 27 00:00:55,048 --> 00:00:56,882 Hey, guys, pro tip. 28 00:00:56,917 --> 00:00:59,752 Lick the baggie. There's food molecules in there. 29 00:00:59,786 --> 00:01:01,420 Oh. Oh, that's so smart. 30 00:01:01,455 --> 00:01:03,289 Mmm. 31 00:01:03,323 --> 00:01:06,292 [Upbeat music] 32 00:01:06,326 --> 00:01:06,826 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:06,851 --> 00:01:11,351 Sync & corrections by Alice web dl sync snarry 34 00:01:24,678 --> 00:01:27,346 What are you doing here? Isn't it your day off? 35 00:01:27,380 --> 00:01:29,548 Yeah, stalker. It is my day off. 36 00:01:29,583 --> 00:01:30,916 But I am here to meet Charles. 37 00:01:30,951 --> 00:01:32,518 Did you hear what he did last night? 38 00:01:32,552 --> 00:01:34,653 Drink it, Jake. Drink it. 39 00:01:34,688 --> 00:01:37,623 What's up your tiny sleeve? 40 00:01:37,657 --> 00:01:40,292 [Gags] Oh! 41 00:01:40,327 --> 00:01:42,027 Why is there a bow tie in here? 42 00:01:42,062 --> 00:01:43,262 Wait a minute. 43 00:01:43,296 --> 00:01:44,930 Jake Peralta, will you be my best man? 44 00:01:44,965 --> 00:01:48,067 Yes. Yes! A thousand times, yes! 45 00:01:48,101 --> 00:01:50,169 Wow. Best man. 46 00:01:50,203 --> 00:01:52,872 So are you gonna set up shop in a strip club? 47 00:01:52,906 --> 00:01:54,640 What kind of shop would I set up? 48 00:01:54,674 --> 00:01:57,176 Hand sanitizer. I would sell hand sanitizer. 49 00:01:57,210 --> 00:01:58,511 And no. 50 00:01:58,545 --> 00:01:59,945 I was hoping that my best-man duties 51 00:01:59,946 --> 00:02:01,247 would be all whiskey and cigars, 52 00:02:01,281 --> 00:02:02,748 but this is Charles we're talking about. 53 00:02:02,783 --> 00:02:04,784 So we've got two straight days of wedding planning, 54 00:02:04,818 --> 00:02:06,852 plus, he gave me this to prep. 55 00:02:06,887 --> 00:02:09,155 Fancy Brudgom! 56 00:02:09,189 --> 00:02:11,223 It means "fancy groom" in Danish. 57 00:02:11,258 --> 00:02:12,625 According to Charles, 58 00:02:12,659 --> 00:02:14,160 the Danes throw the most beautiful weddings in the world 59 00:02:14,194 --> 00:02:17,029 and the most violent funerals. 60 00:02:17,064 --> 00:02:20,032 This does not look like something you'd be into. 61 00:02:20,067 --> 00:02:21,300 Normally, yes. 62 00:02:21,334 --> 00:02:23,202 But I am now Charles's forlover... 63 00:02:23,236 --> 00:02:24,904 "best man," Danish. 64 00:02:24,938 --> 00:02:27,306 So it is my duty to support him, 65 00:02:27,340 --> 00:02:30,443 no matter what weird, crazy, Charles-y ideas he has. 66 00:02:30,477 --> 00:02:31,444 Let's do this. 67 00:02:31,478 --> 00:02:33,612 There he is! My groom! 68 00:02:33,647 --> 00:02:35,448 Hello, my big, beautiful B.M.! 69 00:02:35,482 --> 00:02:37,083 "Best man." Just "best man" is fine. 70 00:02:37,117 --> 00:02:38,217 I hope you're rested. 71 00:02:38,251 --> 00:02:39,485 We're gonna be on our feet all day. 72 00:02:39,519 --> 00:02:41,554 I am totally prepared. I even bought some nurse shoes. 73 00:02:41,588 --> 00:02:43,556 I love them! Mm-hmm! 74 00:02:43,590 --> 00:02:46,092 Let me grab this! Let me grab this! 75 00:02:46,126 --> 00:02:47,827 - Let me grab this! - Grab me! 76 00:02:47,861 --> 00:02:50,362 First stop, kagesmagning! Cake tasting! 77 00:02:50,397 --> 00:02:52,231 Wow. 78 00:02:52,265 --> 00:02:54,633 You wanted to see me, sir? 79 00:02:54,668 --> 00:02:56,335 I understand you stopped 80 00:02:56,369 --> 00:02:58,170 by the patrol officers' morning briefing. 81 00:02:58,205 --> 00:02:59,472 Yeah. 82 00:02:59,506 --> 00:03:00,940 Officer Deetmore helped me out with my crime scene, 83 00:03:00,974 --> 00:03:02,241 so I gave him a little thank-you present. 84 00:03:02,275 --> 00:03:03,642 Hey, Deetmore. 85 00:03:03,677 --> 00:03:05,745 If you're gonna bag evidence like a five-year-old, 86 00:03:05,779 --> 00:03:07,680 you should have the proper tools. 87 00:03:07,714 --> 00:03:09,582 It's a "My First Police Kit." 88 00:03:09,616 --> 00:03:11,450 The walkie-talkie blows bubbles. 89 00:03:12,619 --> 00:03:13,719 Hope you can handle it. 90 00:03:13,754 --> 00:03:16,455 [Laughter] 91 00:03:16,490 --> 00:03:19,859 He mislabeled the weapon, like an idiot. 92 00:03:19,893 --> 00:03:21,193 And it almost got filed with the wrong case. 93 00:03:21,228 --> 00:03:22,762 He could've blown months of work! 94 00:03:22,796 --> 00:03:25,131 You humiliated Officer Deetmore in front of his peers. 95 00:03:25,165 --> 00:03:27,733 He submitted an official complaint against you. 96 00:03:27,768 --> 00:03:28,928 Did he fill it out in crayon? 97 00:03:28,935 --> 00:03:30,169 No. 98 00:03:30,203 --> 00:03:32,304 But he did use a green pen, which seems crazy to me. 99 00:03:32,339 --> 00:03:35,374 The good news is, if you go down there and apologize, 100 00:03:35,409 --> 00:03:36,976 he'll let the whole thing go. 101 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:38,611 Fine. I'm great at apologizing. 102 00:03:38,645 --> 00:03:39,879 I'm a very sweet person. 103 00:03:40,513 --> 00:03:41,747 Out of my way, Chunk. 104 00:03:41,782 --> 00:03:43,282 Ooh! 105 00:03:43,316 --> 00:03:48,020 [Sighs] Jake, I got to tell ya, the engaged life is amazing, 106 00:03:48,055 --> 00:03:50,289 - especially sexually. - Well, I don't want to pry. 107 00:03:50,323 --> 00:03:51,957 - You're not prying. I want you to know this. - No. 108 00:03:51,992 --> 00:03:54,060 Vivian and I have a wonderful intercourse itinerary 109 00:03:54,094 --> 00:03:56,295 - that we have planned. - Ah, ha! 110 00:03:56,329 --> 00:03:57,729 I'm usually more of a chocolate guy, 111 00:03:57,731 --> 00:03:59,899 but this one's closer, so I'm gonna do that. 112 00:03:59,933 --> 00:04:01,867 Oh! Hot, hot! 113 00:04:01,902 --> 00:04:03,002 Spicy cake! Why? 114 00:04:03,036 --> 00:04:04,603 That's habanero pepper frosting, 115 00:04:04,638 --> 00:04:06,772 because our marriage is going to... 116 00:04:06,807 --> 00:04:09,175 ♪ Sizzle ♪ 117 00:04:09,209 --> 00:04:10,643 Unless you think it's a bad idea. 118 00:04:10,677 --> 00:04:12,778 No. 119 00:04:12,813 --> 00:04:14,914 Sounds like a great idea, Oprah. 120 00:04:14,948 --> 00:04:18,384 Two... One. 121 00:04:18,418 --> 00:04:19,985 Okay, be kind. 122 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:21,387 I don't have a model's body like you. 123 00:04:21,421 --> 00:04:22,755 Come on, show me what you got. 124 00:04:24,358 --> 00:04:26,359 Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly. 125 00:04:26,393 --> 00:04:28,094 Liberace, Diane keaton. 126 00:04:28,128 --> 00:04:29,295 Roger that. 127 00:04:29,329 --> 00:04:30,863 God. 128 00:04:30,897 --> 00:04:34,867 Charles, Charles. You're not Scottish. 129 00:04:34,901 --> 00:04:36,502 Yeah, get back in there, Braveheart. 130 00:04:36,536 --> 00:04:38,237 Summer linen suit... 131 00:04:38,271 --> 00:04:40,139 casual but classic. 132 00:04:40,173 --> 00:04:41,674 Actually not bad. 133 00:04:41,708 --> 00:04:43,743 One question... can you see my underwear? 134 00:04:43,777 --> 00:04:46,412 Ah, thong! Why are you wearing a thong? 135 00:04:46,446 --> 00:04:47,813 It's my something borrowed. 136 00:04:47,848 --> 00:04:49,882 Get back in there. 137 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:50,983 [Cell phone beeps] 138 00:04:51,017 --> 00:04:52,084 (Both) Yes! 139 00:04:52,119 --> 00:04:53,152 Lunchtime. Wait's over. 140 00:04:53,186 --> 00:04:54,787 - That was easy. - Totally. 141 00:04:54,821 --> 00:04:56,142 I feel like we just had our snack 142 00:04:56,156 --> 00:04:57,556 an hour and 17 minutes ago. 143 00:04:57,591 --> 00:04:59,358 I never got into diets... 144 00:04:59,393 --> 00:05:01,927 Though I did take diet pills in the '70s. 145 00:05:01,962 --> 00:05:05,664 I love these pills. They give me so much energy. 146 00:05:05,699 --> 00:05:08,801 And I can eat whatever I want. 147 00:05:08,835 --> 00:05:11,003 Oh, God! 148 00:05:13,774 --> 00:05:15,708 He's dead! 149 00:05:15,742 --> 00:05:18,044 Actually, I was in a coma. 150 00:05:18,078 --> 00:05:20,012 When I woke up, I had so much mail. 151 00:05:20,047 --> 00:05:22,314 Weight-loss science has come a long way since then. 152 00:05:22,349 --> 00:05:24,250 Mm-hmm. [Chuckles] 153 00:05:24,284 --> 00:05:27,353 "Ingredients... carrot." Got to respect that. 154 00:05:27,387 --> 00:05:29,555 [Groans] Damn, Gina! 155 00:05:29,589 --> 00:05:30,756 What is that? 156 00:05:30,791 --> 00:05:33,025 Oh, it's a sloppy Jessica. 157 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:36,228 Mac 'n' cheese, chili, pizza on a bun. 158 00:05:36,263 --> 00:05:37,863 It's everything I've wanted to eat 159 00:05:37,898 --> 00:05:40,399 for the last 48 hours. 160 00:05:40,434 --> 00:05:42,902 Mmm. Mmm. 161 00:05:42,936 --> 00:05:44,136 What happened? 162 00:05:44,171 --> 00:05:46,806 I thought you were gonna "last forever, bitches!" 163 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,607 Turns out I gave up easy. 164 00:05:48,642 --> 00:05:50,242 You hear that, bitches? 165 00:05:50,277 --> 00:05:53,112 I gave up so easy! 166 00:05:54,381 --> 00:05:55,448 Thank you! 167 00:05:55,482 --> 00:05:56,803 Hey, are you sure it's a good idea 168 00:05:56,817 --> 00:05:58,684 to eat all this shawarma right before your tux fitting? 169 00:05:58,719 --> 00:06:00,019 Oh, yeah. 170 00:06:00,053 --> 00:06:01,387 I'm not gonna be one of those grooms who doesn't eat. 171 00:06:01,421 --> 00:06:02,788 - Mm-hmm. - Hey. 172 00:06:02,823 --> 00:06:04,290 Thanks for being so supportive all day. 173 00:06:04,324 --> 00:06:06,459 Best man... whatever you need, I will do. 174 00:06:06,493 --> 00:06:08,260 Actually, there is one thing. 175 00:06:08,295 --> 00:06:09,962 Do you have a pen I could borrow to sign these forms? 176 00:06:09,996 --> 00:06:12,198 You bet I don't have a pen. I never do. 177 00:06:12,232 --> 00:06:13,799 But I will get you one. 178 00:06:13,834 --> 00:06:15,501 What is it, some sort of marriage license thingy? 179 00:06:15,535 --> 00:06:16,902 Oh, no, it's my retirement paperwork. 180 00:06:16,937 --> 00:06:18,771 - What? Shut up. What? - Yeah. 181 00:06:18,805 --> 00:06:20,573 Vivian got a job in suburban Ottawa. 182 00:06:20,607 --> 00:06:22,908 She wants me to retire from the NYPD and go with her. 183 00:06:22,943 --> 00:06:24,243 Retire? 184 00:06:24,277 --> 00:06:26,078 Boyle, we're supposed to die on the force together... 185 00:06:26,113 --> 00:06:27,480 me in a big explosion, 186 00:06:27,514 --> 00:06:29,482 and you committing suicide at my funeral out of respect. 187 00:06:29,516 --> 00:06:30,750 I know. 188 00:06:30,784 --> 00:06:33,052 But Vivian needs to make this move for her career, 189 00:06:33,086 --> 00:06:34,720 and I'm excited to go. 190 00:06:34,755 --> 00:06:36,455 I mean, suburban Ottawa's great. 191 00:06:36,490 --> 00:06:37,990 It has everything Brooklyn does. 192 00:06:38,025 --> 00:06:39,925 - Really? - Yes... 193 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,561 Other than my job and my friends and my family, 194 00:06:42,596 --> 00:06:45,798 you, interesting people, museums, restaurants, 195 00:06:45,832 --> 00:06:47,767 every other reason that I have to live. 196 00:06:47,801 --> 00:06:49,935 Okay, I'm kind of picking up on a couple of clues 197 00:06:49,970 --> 00:06:51,971 that you maybe don't want to retire in Canada. 198 00:06:52,005 --> 00:06:53,239 Oh, my God. 199 00:06:53,273 --> 00:06:54,834 Jake, you're such an amazing detective. 200 00:06:54,874 --> 00:06:56,174 I don't want to go. 201 00:06:58,672 --> 00:07:00,039 Okay, Boyle, let's strategize 202 00:07:00,073 --> 00:07:01,340 on how you're gonna tell Vivian 203 00:07:01,374 --> 00:07:02,708 that you don't want to move to Canada. 204 00:07:02,742 --> 00:07:04,109 No, Jake, I'm not gonna say anything. 205 00:07:04,144 --> 00:07:05,311 Just drop it. 206 00:07:05,345 --> 00:07:06,579 We have the perfect relationship. 207 00:07:06,613 --> 00:07:07,746 We've never fought. 208 00:07:07,781 --> 00:07:08,848 I don't want to mess up and ruin it. 209 00:07:08,882 --> 00:07:10,015 She's my everything. 210 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:11,383 - Move your testicles to the left. - 10-4. 211 00:07:11,418 --> 00:07:12,551 She's your fiancee. 212 00:07:12,586 --> 00:07:14,053 You can't be scared to talk to her. 213 00:07:14,078 --> 00:07:15,521 Testicles to the right... 214 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,923 You know, can we actually cool it on the testicles for a minute? 215 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:19,592 No, I'm on the testicle part. 216 00:07:19,626 --> 00:07:21,093 [Sighs] 217 00:07:21,127 --> 00:07:23,028 Honestly, Jake, I wouldn't even know how to bring it up. 218 00:07:23,063 --> 00:07:24,196 What if it goes badly? 219 00:07:24,231 --> 00:07:26,198 It won't. Just tell her how you feel. 220 00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:28,100 Say something like, "Vivian, I love you, 221 00:07:28,134 --> 00:07:29,635 but we need to talk about Ottawa." 222 00:07:29,669 --> 00:07:32,771 Right. And then she'll say, "you're a selfish man-pig, 223 00:07:32,806 --> 00:07:35,140 and I hope you die alone, and I never loved you." 224 00:07:35,175 --> 00:07:36,909 Oh, God. She never loved me. 225 00:07:36,943 --> 00:07:38,344 She's not gonna say any of that 226 00:07:38,378 --> 00:07:40,179 because she's not criminally insane. 227 00:07:40,213 --> 00:07:41,580 Okay, just calm down. 228 00:07:41,615 --> 00:07:42,936 We'll think of something together. 229 00:07:42,949 --> 00:07:44,283 We're going to the stationery store next. 230 00:07:44,317 --> 00:07:45,518 We can write a bunch of stuff down. 231 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:47,720 It's gonna be all right. Take a deep breath. 232 00:07:47,754 --> 00:07:49,321 No deep breaths. 233 00:07:49,356 --> 00:07:51,123 Makes the testicles clap. 234 00:07:51,158 --> 00:07:52,525 Mm. 235 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,126 Detective Diaz. 236 00:07:54,161 --> 00:07:56,095 How's your apology to officer Deetmore coming? 237 00:07:56,129 --> 00:07:57,730 I've been working on a letter to send him. 238 00:07:57,764 --> 00:07:59,398 Yes, I saw a draft of it on your desk. 239 00:07:59,432 --> 00:08:00,766 What did you think? 240 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,335 It was so horrifying, I had to destroy the whole pad. 241 00:08:05,138 --> 00:08:08,140 Just go downstairs and apologize. 242 00:08:08,175 --> 00:08:10,276 Fine. I'll say, "I'm sorry." 243 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:12,344 No, be sincere, like this... 244 00:08:12,379 --> 00:08:14,346 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 245 00:08:14,381 --> 00:08:16,348 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 246 00:08:16,383 --> 00:08:17,550 I'm sorry. 247 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:18,584 I'm sorry. 248 00:08:18,618 --> 00:08:20,553 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 249 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:21,987 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 250 00:08:22,022 --> 00:08:23,389 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 251 00:08:23,423 --> 00:08:25,624 Good. That's the one. 252 00:08:25,909 --> 00:08:28,710 Still working on that afternoon almond? 253 00:08:28,745 --> 00:08:31,680 I've been sucking on it so long, it's smooth. 254 00:08:31,714 --> 00:08:33,649 - It's like sea glass. - You do you. 255 00:08:33,683 --> 00:08:37,453 [Gasps] [Dramatic music] 256 00:08:37,487 --> 00:08:38,687 I'll get that for you, Ames. 257 00:08:38,721 --> 00:08:40,789 [Pained gasp] 258 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:41,857 [Crunching] 259 00:08:41,891 --> 00:08:43,025 Oops! [Squeaks] 260 00:08:43,059 --> 00:08:44,259 Butter feet... sorry about that. 261 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:47,896 Sorry? You bumbling son of a bitch! 262 00:08:47,931 --> 00:08:49,731 You just ruined my life! 263 00:08:49,766 --> 00:08:51,200 I hope you get hit by a truck 264 00:08:51,234 --> 00:08:52,735 and a dog takes a dump on your face! 265 00:08:52,769 --> 00:08:53,902 Nothing to see here... 266 00:08:53,937 --> 00:08:55,404 just a little hypoglycemic rage. 267 00:08:55,438 --> 00:08:56,538 Move along. 268 00:08:56,573 --> 00:08:59,241 I'm so sorry, Hitchcock. That's not me. 269 00:08:59,275 --> 00:09:00,943 I'm never like that. 270 00:09:00,977 --> 00:09:02,444 That's okay. It was my fault. 271 00:09:02,479 --> 00:09:04,346 I shouldn't have bumped your cashew. 272 00:09:04,381 --> 00:09:07,249 Cashew? It was an almond, you idiot! 273 00:09:07,283 --> 00:09:09,051 I hope you drown in a tub! 274 00:09:09,085 --> 00:09:12,855 I hope you have aneurysm after aneurysm after aneurysm! 275 00:09:12,889 --> 00:09:14,423 (Jake) Okay, buddy. 276 00:09:14,457 --> 00:09:16,097 We have got some great opening lines here, 277 00:09:16,126 --> 00:09:18,427 three very reasonable explanations 278 00:09:18,461 --> 00:09:19,962 as to why you don't want to go to Canada, 279 00:09:19,996 --> 00:09:23,866 and four very attractive options for your invitation card stock. 280 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:26,835 Well, I like " Romantic Opening 'C.'" 281 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:28,937 this page about how my life is New York, 282 00:09:28,972 --> 00:09:32,074 and I love the Chantilly Ecru paper for place cards. 283 00:09:32,108 --> 00:09:33,809 That is an excellent choice. 284 00:09:33,843 --> 00:09:35,778 Those are all excellent choices. 285 00:09:35,812 --> 00:09:36,779 You can do this. 286 00:09:36,813 --> 00:09:38,093 You're a smart and wonderful man. 287 00:09:38,114 --> 00:09:39,882 With fantastic handwriting. 288 00:09:39,916 --> 00:09:41,383 Sure, with fantastic handwriting. 289 00:09:41,418 --> 00:09:42,818 You really think so? 290 00:09:42,852 --> 00:09:45,087 Yeah, I think that you could be a professional calligrapher. 291 00:09:45,121 --> 00:09:47,623 Charles, a professional calligrapher. 292 00:09:47,657 --> 00:09:49,591 You can do anything, 293 00:09:49,626 --> 00:09:52,127 including, but not limited to, talking to Vivian. 294 00:09:52,162 --> 00:09:54,997 Right. Right. Right. 295 00:09:55,031 --> 00:09:56,832 Look, I know it's gonna be hard. 296 00:09:56,866 --> 00:09:58,267 And she might even get mad at you. 297 00:09:58,301 --> 00:10:00,269 But I promise you will be back to doing weird sex stuff 298 00:10:00,303 --> 00:10:01,437 together in no time. 299 00:10:01,471 --> 00:10:03,472 [Sighs] All right. 300 00:10:03,506 --> 00:10:05,774 All right, I'm gonna go talk to Vivi. 301 00:10:05,809 --> 00:10:08,343 Great idea, buddy! Eh? 302 00:10:08,378 --> 00:10:09,478 - Yep! - Yeah! 303 00:10:09,512 --> 00:10:11,580 So who's gonna pay for the paper? 304 00:10:11,614 --> 00:10:14,583 It's gonna be $250. 305 00:10:14,617 --> 00:10:16,485 Her name is Amy Santiago. 306 00:10:16,519 --> 00:10:18,554 (Gina) Lick, lick, lick. 307 00:10:18,588 --> 00:10:20,856 It's an ice cream cone. [Laughs] 308 00:10:20,890 --> 00:10:23,258 You can't tempt me, traitor, 309 00:10:23,293 --> 00:10:25,828 not when I got this big, juicy cantaloupe wedge 310 00:10:25,862 --> 00:10:28,163 to keep me company. 311 00:10:28,198 --> 00:10:30,132 It's so thin I can see through it. 312 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:32,000 Santiago! 313 00:10:32,035 --> 00:10:34,236 Come hold this so it looks bigger in your tiny hand. 314 00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:36,805 Aw, Amy left the building 20 minutes ago. 315 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,140 That doesn't make sense. 316 00:10:38,174 --> 00:10:40,409 Santiago loves cantaloupe time. 317 00:10:40,443 --> 00:10:42,044 We wrote a song about it. 318 00:10:42,078 --> 00:10:43,846 ♪ Cantaloupe ♪ 319 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,180 ♪ Cantaloupe ♪ 320 00:10:45,215 --> 00:10:47,683 It's just nonsense without her singing the high parts. 321 00:10:47,717 --> 00:10:49,985 Where is she? 322 00:10:52,122 --> 00:10:54,823 (Terry) Amy, where are you? It's cantaloupe time! 323 00:10:55,825 --> 00:10:57,593 Santiago! Stop! 324 00:10:57,627 --> 00:10:58,761 It's not too late. 325 00:10:58,795 --> 00:11:00,129 I failed, Sarge. 326 00:11:00,163 --> 00:11:02,498 This is my second burger. 327 00:11:02,532 --> 00:11:04,800 Okay, I lied. It's my fourth! 328 00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:07,770 You both betrayed me. That's okay. 329 00:11:07,804 --> 00:11:09,471 I can do this all on my own, I don't need you! 330 00:11:09,506 --> 00:11:11,173 I can even sing the high parts! 331 00:11:11,207 --> 00:11:12,341 [Deep voice] ♪ cantaloupe ♪ 332 00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:13,409 [High-pitched voice] ♪ yes, I can ♪ 333 00:11:13,443 --> 00:11:14,410 [Deep voice] ♪ cantaloupe ♪ 334 00:11:14,444 --> 00:11:15,711 [High-pitched voice] ♪ yes, I can ♪ 335 00:11:15,745 --> 00:11:17,346 Traitors! 336 00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:19,882 Officer Deetmore... 337 00:11:19,916 --> 00:11:21,283 I came down here to say I'm sorry. 338 00:11:21,317 --> 00:11:22,885 Oh, good. Go ahead. 339 00:11:22,919 --> 00:11:24,853 No, that was it. I did it. I said, "I'm sorry." 340 00:11:24,888 --> 00:11:25,854 Hey, I said it again. 341 00:11:25,889 --> 00:11:26,929 Now I got one in the bank, 342 00:11:26,956 --> 00:11:28,157 so I can do whatever I want to you. 343 00:11:28,191 --> 00:11:29,391 What are you even sorry for? 344 00:11:29,426 --> 00:11:30,492 Come on, man. 345 00:11:30,527 --> 00:11:32,528 I said the words. I paused afterwards. 346 00:11:32,562 --> 00:11:34,563 I even averted my gaze to make you feel like the Alpha. 347 00:11:34,597 --> 00:11:35,864 Yeah, but you didn't mean it. 348 00:11:35,899 --> 00:11:38,333 I'd like you to apologize like you mean it. 349 00:11:38,368 --> 00:11:40,335 Fine. 350 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:43,038 I'm sorry you screwed up my case. 351 00:11:43,073 --> 00:11:45,507 I'm sorry you're a terrible cop. 352 00:11:45,542 --> 00:11:48,210 I'm sorry for your goat face and your rodent brain 353 00:11:48,244 --> 00:11:50,913 and your weird goose body. 354 00:11:50,947 --> 00:11:52,848 I meant all of that. 355 00:11:52,882 --> 00:11:55,718 Hope you feel better. 356 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:58,854 Hey! 357 00:11:58,888 --> 00:12:00,989 So? How'd it go with Vivian last night? 358 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,958 Great. It went so great. 359 00:12:02,992 --> 00:12:05,828 I went to her apartment. I sat down face-to-face. 360 00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:07,563 Then I panicked and totally bailed. 361 00:12:07,597 --> 00:12:08,764 Oh, no. 362 00:12:08,798 --> 00:12:10,466 But the good news is, she's on her way here, 363 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,501 - and you're gonna talk to her for me. - Oh, no. 364 00:12:12,535 --> 00:12:13,769 Just tell her I absolutely shouldn't retire 365 00:12:13,803 --> 00:12:15,237 and move to Canada, but don't tell her I think that. 366 00:12:15,271 --> 00:12:16,672 - Hi! - Hi, Vivian! 367 00:12:16,706 --> 00:12:17,673 (Both) Mwah! 368 00:12:17,707 --> 00:12:18,674 [Laughs] Hi, Jake! 369 00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:21,443 Vivian! [Laughing] 370 00:12:24,385 --> 00:12:25,718 Jake, you're so sweet! 371 00:12:25,753 --> 00:12:27,053 Charles told me you insisted that I come to breakfast. 372 00:12:27,587 --> 00:12:30,156 Because of it being such an important one. 373 00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:31,323 Meal, I mean. 374 00:12:31,358 --> 00:12:33,125 You know that in ancient Egypt, 375 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,827 the peasants drank beer for breakfast? 376 00:12:34,861 --> 00:12:37,296 Well, that explains why all their buildings were crooked. 377 00:12:37,330 --> 00:12:39,098 Charles, can I see you in the bathroom for a second? 378 00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:41,233 I've got a mole on my back that needs a looking-at, 379 00:12:41,268 --> 00:12:42,668 and Charles has eyes. 380 00:12:42,702 --> 00:12:44,503 I do. 381 00:12:45,621 --> 00:12:46,982 All right, so let's see that mole. 382 00:12:47,007 --> 00:12:49,308 What? Get off of me! That was a fake excuse. 383 00:12:49,342 --> 00:12:50,676 Of course. Totally. 384 00:12:50,710 --> 00:12:53,145 Look, I can't talk to Vivian for you. This is crazy. 385 00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:55,381 [Sighs] I tried talking to her, just like we practiced. 386 00:12:55,415 --> 00:12:56,982 But every time I bring up Ottawa, 387 00:12:57,017 --> 00:12:58,817 she says how excited she is about our future. 388 00:12:58,852 --> 00:13:00,019 Then we made love. 389 00:13:00,053 --> 00:13:01,320 Don't say "made love." 390 00:13:01,354 --> 00:13:02,488 Fine, we had wonder-sex. 391 00:13:02,522 --> 00:13:03,889 I don't want to know what that is. 392 00:13:03,924 --> 00:13:05,024 I don't want to move to Canada. 393 00:13:05,058 --> 00:13:06,358 But I can't lose her. 394 00:13:06,393 --> 00:13:08,694 You're my best man. Please help me. 395 00:13:08,728 --> 00:13:11,030 Fine. I'll try. 396 00:13:11,064 --> 00:13:12,965 Okay, but bring it up naturally, 397 00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:14,333 so she doesn't think I put you up to it. 398 00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:15,601 Sure. How hard could that be? 399 00:13:15,635 --> 00:13:17,436 I'm constantly talking about suburban Ottawa. 400 00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:19,038 [Sighs] 401 00:13:19,072 --> 00:13:21,273 Wait, don't go! I still have to pee. 402 00:13:21,308 --> 00:13:22,775 Why would I stay for that? 403 00:13:23,493 --> 00:13:25,253 Is it cool if I just stare at your croissants 404 00:13:25,278 --> 00:13:26,445 for a little while? 405 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:27,546 Sarge! 406 00:13:27,581 --> 00:13:29,014 You need to stop this diet. 407 00:13:29,049 --> 00:13:30,616 Amy and I folded. You won. 408 00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:33,519 It's not a competition. We were on the same team, 409 00:13:33,553 --> 00:13:36,922 until you deserted me for team eating food! 410 00:13:36,957 --> 00:13:39,358 Was that a good burn? I'm too hungry to tell. 411 00:13:39,392 --> 00:13:42,461 It was a great burn, sir. Now please eat. You look weak. 412 00:13:42,496 --> 00:13:43,863 I'm fine. 413 00:13:43,897 --> 00:13:45,431 I am stronger than ever! 414 00:13:45,465 --> 00:13:47,466 Watch this. 415 00:13:48,171 --> 00:13:49,811 Sarge, what are you... what are you doing? 416 00:13:49,836 --> 00:13:50,903 No, no, no, no, no. No! 417 00:13:50,937 --> 00:13:51,904 [Grunting] 418 00:13:51,938 --> 00:13:53,539 (Amy) Wow. 419 00:13:53,573 --> 00:13:54,773 [Breathing heavily] 420 00:13:54,808 --> 00:13:57,977 See? I'm fine! [Stomach gurgling] 421 00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,712 What is happening? 422 00:13:59,746 --> 00:14:02,648 Just a tummy gurgle. Diet messed up my system. 423 00:14:02,682 --> 00:14:04,383 Oh, no. 424 00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:07,219 [Farting] 425 00:14:07,254 --> 00:14:08,888 [Groaning] 426 00:14:08,922 --> 00:14:11,390 [Continues farting] Go back inside! 427 00:14:11,424 --> 00:14:13,993 Are you talking to us or the fart? 428 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:17,596 So, Vivian, do you ever go watch hockey? 429 00:14:17,631 --> 00:14:19,565 No, I'm not one for sports. 430 00:14:19,599 --> 00:14:20,900 Of course you're not. 431 00:14:20,934 --> 00:14:24,737 My graduate student told me the craziest story about her family. 432 00:14:24,771 --> 00:14:26,338 [Laughing] That's hilarious! 433 00:14:26,373 --> 00:14:28,574 Hey, can you pass me the maple syrup, please? 434 00:14:28,608 --> 00:14:31,110 Speaking of, where does the best maple syrup come from again? 435 00:14:31,144 --> 00:14:32,778 Vermont. 436 00:14:32,813 --> 00:14:34,747 Oh, and Canada. 437 00:14:34,781 --> 00:14:37,082 Canada? Hey, that reminds me. 438 00:14:37,117 --> 00:14:39,084 Weren't the two of you talking about maybe moving there? 439 00:14:39,119 --> 00:14:40,753 Oh, yeah, we are so excited 440 00:14:40,787 --> 00:14:42,955 to start this new chapter of our lives together. 441 00:14:42,989 --> 00:14:44,690 Yeah. Well, although I have to say, 442 00:14:44,724 --> 00:14:48,194 as someone who's read many of the older chapters in Charles's life, 443 00:14:48,228 --> 00:14:49,595 I wonder if that's the best thing for him. 444 00:14:49,629 --> 00:14:52,331 That's so sweet of you to care, but... 445 00:14:52,365 --> 00:14:54,667 Chuck is excited about moving to Canada, right, baby? 446 00:14:54,701 --> 00:14:57,169 Mm, mouth full. I love you. 447 00:14:57,204 --> 00:14:59,104 But what about his job and all of his friends 448 00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:01,040 and his Brooklyn-based pizza blog? 449 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,942 Do they even have pizza in Canada? 450 00:15:02,976 --> 00:15:05,344 Yes, it's puffier, and it's sweet. 451 00:15:05,378 --> 00:15:07,012 It's called Manitoba Sauce Cake. 452 00:15:07,047 --> 00:15:08,981 Okay, there's no way Charles wants that. 453 00:15:09,015 --> 00:15:11,150 Jake, I think you're overstepping here. 454 00:15:11,184 --> 00:15:12,952 Charles and I both want to move to Canada. 455 00:15:12,986 --> 00:15:16,889 Is that true, Charles? Is that what you want? 456 00:15:19,192 --> 00:15:20,893 Uh, yeah. 457 00:15:20,927 --> 00:15:24,196 I want to retire from the force and move to Ottawa with Vivian. 458 00:15:24,231 --> 00:15:27,666 And frankly, I have no idea why you're getting involved. 459 00:15:27,701 --> 00:15:30,236 And no one asked for your stupid opinion. 460 00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:31,971 Vivi... 461 00:15:32,005 --> 00:15:34,173 We're leaving. 462 00:15:34,207 --> 00:15:35,574 What? 463 00:15:35,609 --> 00:15:37,309 Detective Diaz... 464 00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:39,278 I gather that, once again, things did not go well 465 00:15:39,312 --> 00:15:40,546 with Officer Deetmore. 466 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:43,082 All due respect, sir, it's how I was trained. 467 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,817 You mess up, you get made fun of. 468 00:15:44,851 --> 00:15:46,485 It's like scientist zapping a rat 469 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:47,853 when it messes up in a maze. 470 00:15:47,888 --> 00:15:49,155 Oh, I get it. 471 00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:50,556 When I was a young officer, 472 00:15:50,590 --> 00:15:53,392 I was that rat and got zapped. 473 00:15:53,426 --> 00:15:55,060 And all I wanted was to be captain 474 00:15:55,095 --> 00:15:56,395 and throw some lightning bolts. 475 00:15:56,429 --> 00:15:59,198 Emperor Palpatine. [Buzzes] 476 00:15:59,232 --> 00:16:01,000 I do not know who that is. 477 00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:04,236 But a real leader doesn't zap people when they mess up. 478 00:16:04,271 --> 00:16:07,540 They teach them how to fix the problem. 479 00:16:07,574 --> 00:16:10,042 I think you're a leader. 480 00:16:10,076 --> 00:16:11,510 So act like one. 481 00:16:11,545 --> 00:16:14,747 I'll try. I'm sorry. 482 00:16:14,781 --> 00:16:17,483 Please, Diaz. No need to make a scene. 483 00:16:18,952 --> 00:16:20,953 - I can't believe he's moving to Canada. - I know. 484 00:16:20,987 --> 00:16:23,823 And I tried to help him, and he fully threw me under the bus. 485 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,124 So I quit as best man. 486 00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,392 - Jake. - What? 487 00:16:26,426 --> 00:16:27,726 I did everything right. 488 00:16:27,761 --> 00:16:29,895 I was loyal. I put up with all his dumb ideas, 489 00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:32,698 his spicy cake, his champagne made out of olives, 490 00:16:32,732 --> 00:16:35,067 reading his vows as a recipe. 491 00:16:35,102 --> 00:16:37,069 "One teaspoon eternal love, 492 00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:39,371 a dash of peeing with the door open." 493 00:16:39,406 --> 00:16:41,040 Okay. That's hard to hear. 494 00:16:41,074 --> 00:16:42,408 Yeah. 495 00:16:42,442 --> 00:16:44,210 I just don't understand why he's being so weird. 496 00:16:44,244 --> 00:16:45,978 I can't believe he would turn on me like this. 497 00:16:46,012 --> 00:16:47,313 He's not being himself. 498 00:16:47,347 --> 00:16:49,315 Maybe because he's facing a terrible decision 499 00:16:49,349 --> 00:16:51,550 and he doesn't know what to do. 500 00:16:51,585 --> 00:16:53,452 Yeah, that sounds right. 501 00:16:53,487 --> 00:16:55,254 I think he needs his farm lover. 502 00:16:55,288 --> 00:16:56,589 It's pronounced "for-lohver." 503 00:16:56,623 --> 00:16:57,890 I don't have time to teach you Danish. 504 00:16:57,924 --> 00:16:58,958 I gotta go help Charles! 505 00:16:58,992 --> 00:17:00,459 I'll find out where he is and text you. 506 00:17:00,493 --> 00:17:01,993 That would be helpful! 507 00:17:04,902 --> 00:17:07,570 - Charles, get in the car. - No! 508 00:17:07,605 --> 00:17:09,339 Go to heck! [Siren wails] 509 00:17:09,623 --> 00:17:10,857 Don't siren me. 510 00:17:10,891 --> 00:17:13,460 You quit on me as best man, I'm not talking to you. 511 00:17:13,794 --> 00:17:16,830 Police. Stop walking. 512 00:17:16,864 --> 00:17:18,732 [Grunts] 513 00:17:18,766 --> 00:17:20,734 Ah, I hate that I'm so by the book. 514 00:17:20,768 --> 00:17:22,302 Listen, Boyle, 515 00:17:22,336 --> 00:17:23,503 you're not handing in those retirement papers 516 00:17:23,537 --> 00:17:24,738 without telling Vivian how you feel. 517 00:17:24,772 --> 00:17:25,905 I won't let you. 518 00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:27,580 Oh, really? And how are you gonna stop me? 519 00:17:27,608 --> 00:17:28,575 Baton to the knee. 520 00:17:28,609 --> 00:17:30,677 Baton to the knee? 521 00:17:30,711 --> 00:17:33,013 [Thud] Ahh! Oh! 522 00:17:34,048 --> 00:17:36,416 Hey, Deetmore. 523 00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:39,686 I'm sorry for making fun of you in front of everybody... 524 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,888 And also for making fun of you behind your back. 525 00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:44,591 Didn't know you did that, but thank you for the apology. 526 00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:45,959 I'm not done. 527 00:17:45,993 --> 00:17:47,861 Also, I'm sorry for making fun of you during my book club. 528 00:17:47,895 --> 00:17:48,928 Those people don't even know you. 529 00:17:48,963 --> 00:17:50,030 That was uncool. 530 00:17:50,064 --> 00:17:51,331 Also, I'm sorry... 531 00:17:51,365 --> 00:17:52,699 it's okay. I get it. 532 00:17:52,733 --> 00:17:53,900 No. 533 00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:55,902 Also, I'm sorry that I didn't take the time 534 00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:58,605 to show you how to fix your mistake. 535 00:17:58,639 --> 00:18:00,674 Come on, we can go over it upstairs. 536 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:03,276 Thanks. That'd be great. 537 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:05,679 Oh, one more sorry. 538 00:18:05,713 --> 00:18:07,614 You're about to see a drawing I did of you in the elevator. 539 00:18:07,648 --> 00:18:09,582 Just remember I was really pissed at you at the time. 540 00:18:09,617 --> 00:18:12,319 [Elevator bell dings] 541 00:18:13,921 --> 00:18:16,056 I'm unquitting as your best man. 542 00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:17,390 Oh, how kind of you. 543 00:18:17,425 --> 00:18:19,359 Are you also taking me to the knee hospital? 544 00:18:19,393 --> 00:18:20,827 Your knee is fine. 545 00:18:20,861 --> 00:18:22,162 Besides, you had it coming 546 00:18:22,196 --> 00:18:23,430 for throwing me under the bus like that. 547 00:18:23,464 --> 00:18:25,765 I'm sorry. I was terrible to you. 548 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,368 It's just I don't know what to do. 549 00:18:28,402 --> 00:18:30,070 I know, it's tough. 550 00:18:30,104 --> 00:18:31,404 But I'm here to support you 551 00:18:31,439 --> 00:18:33,540 and not just in your weird, awful wedding decisions. 552 00:18:33,574 --> 00:18:34,874 "Awful"? 553 00:18:34,909 --> 00:18:37,043 Uh-oh. Did I just plan the worst wedding in history? 554 00:18:37,078 --> 00:18:39,713 Second worst. Red Wedding, Game Of Thrones. 555 00:18:39,747 --> 00:18:42,082 And, no, your wedding is gonna be incredible 556 00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:43,750 because it's exactly what you want. 557 00:18:43,784 --> 00:18:45,652 What you don't want is to go to Canada. 558 00:18:45,686 --> 00:18:48,121 So I don't care how many buses you throw me under, 559 00:18:48,155 --> 00:18:49,723 I'm making you talk to Vivian. 560 00:18:49,757 --> 00:18:53,159 Okay, thanks. You're right. 561 00:18:53,194 --> 00:18:55,895 And you know what? I'm ready. 562 00:18:55,930 --> 00:18:57,330 No, I'm not! I'm running away! 563 00:18:57,365 --> 00:18:58,832 Boyle, no! 564 00:18:58,866 --> 00:19:00,586 I'm not ready! I'm not ready! I'm not ready! 565 00:19:00,601 --> 00:19:03,269 Hey, superstar. 566 00:19:03,304 --> 00:19:05,672 Why the long fart? Oh, I meant "face." 567 00:19:05,706 --> 00:19:07,007 Why the long face? 568 00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:08,141 Keep walking, Linetti. 569 00:19:08,175 --> 00:19:10,810 Okay, but this shake is really good. 570 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:11,945 Listen. Shh, shh. 571 00:19:11,979 --> 00:19:13,279 Listen. 572 00:19:13,314 --> 00:19:14,447 [Slurping] 573 00:19:14,482 --> 00:19:16,316 That's it! I give up. 574 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:17,951 Why do you care so much about this diet? 575 00:19:17,985 --> 00:19:20,086 Just stop. You're in perfect shape. 576 00:19:20,121 --> 00:19:21,821 Mm! Amen! 577 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,156 I'm not doing it for me. 578 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:24,824 My wife is on a diet. 579 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,459 She's a little self-conscious about her body 580 00:19:26,494 --> 00:19:27,827 since giving birth to twins. 581 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,195 It's crazy! 582 00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:30,397 I think she looks perfect, 583 00:19:30,431 --> 00:19:31,665 and I tell her that all the time. 584 00:19:31,699 --> 00:19:34,200 Mm, and I love that you do that, Terry. 585 00:19:34,235 --> 00:19:36,236 She's running around after those girls all day, 586 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:37,704 and I'm not there to help out. 587 00:19:37,738 --> 00:19:40,106 This was one thing I thought I could do with her. 588 00:19:40,141 --> 00:19:42,642 But I'm too weak. 589 00:19:42,677 --> 00:19:45,312 Just hand me that milkshake. 590 00:19:45,346 --> 00:19:47,781 Okay. 591 00:19:47,815 --> 00:19:50,183 Hey, what are you doing? What... 592 00:19:50,217 --> 00:19:51,618 Thank you. 593 00:19:51,652 --> 00:19:52,986 We are still a team, 594 00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:55,889 and we will keep you from eating so you can support your wife. 595 00:19:55,923 --> 00:19:57,590 Thank you, team. 596 00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:59,906 However, just to be clear, Gina and I are still gonna eat. 597 00:19:59,927 --> 00:20:02,862 I'm eating right now, Terry... corndog. 598 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,731 Come on. There we go. 599 00:20:04,765 --> 00:20:06,132 [Grunts] 600 00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:07,734 You got this, all right? 601 00:20:09,337 --> 00:20:11,504 Ah, hello, Vivian. Charles has something 602 00:20:11,539 --> 00:20:13,907 he'd like to say. 603 00:20:13,941 --> 00:20:15,375 In case he tries to flee. 604 00:20:18,446 --> 00:20:20,213 [Sighs] 605 00:20:20,247 --> 00:20:22,682 Vivian... 606 00:20:22,717 --> 00:20:24,351 We need to talk about Ottawa. 607 00:20:26,276 --> 00:20:28,376 ___ 608 00:20:31,492 --> 00:20:34,461 Jake. 609 00:20:34,495 --> 00:20:36,496 Oh. 610 00:20:37,898 --> 00:20:40,033 Hey. 611 00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:41,701 How'd it go? Everything okay? 612 00:20:41,736 --> 00:20:43,803 Vivian and I talked for hours. 613 00:20:43,838 --> 00:20:45,839 There's a lot more to discuss, but it's a start. 614 00:20:45,873 --> 00:20:47,273 And you were right. She didn't dump me. 615 00:20:47,308 --> 00:20:50,610 You did good. I know you were scared. 616 00:20:50,645 --> 00:20:52,812 Hey... 617 00:20:52,847 --> 00:20:55,849 Your duties as best man aren't over yet. 618 00:20:55,883 --> 00:20:58,218 What? Whiskey and cigars! 619 00:20:58,252 --> 00:20:59,953 Mm-hmm. 620 00:20:59,987 --> 00:21:01,855 Thanks for being the best best man. 621 00:21:01,889 --> 00:21:04,257 To the fancy brudgom! 622 00:21:05,593 --> 00:21:06,893 [Sighs] 623 00:21:06,927 --> 00:21:09,696 Ah! Ah, spicy! Why is that spicy? 624 00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:11,431 (Man) Not a doctor. Shh. 625 00:21:11,529 --> 00:21:16,064 Sync & corrections by Alice web dl sync snarry