1 00:00:00,422 --> 00:00:01,814 So here's what you missed on Glee. 2 00:00:01,838 --> 00:00:03,175 The Glee club is officially over 3 00:00:03,206 --> 00:00:05,013 because the New Directions didn't win a Nationals. 4 00:00:05,036 --> 00:00:07,297 And since Sue's principal are only *** at McKinley, 5 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:08,861 She made good *** promise to cancel it. 6 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:09,346 Hold up. 7 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:12,192 Which means if Will wants to coach a Glee club, he has to find a new job 8 00:00:12,224 --> 00:00:13,048 and he's got a baby on the way! 9 00:00:13,082 --> 00:00:14,750 - Oh, God, that's awful. - Blaine got into NYADA, 10 00:00:14,784 --> 00:00:16,051 Artie's at film school in Brooklyn, 11 00:00:16,085 --> 00:00:17,553 and Sam's not going to college, 12 00:00:17,587 --> 00:00:19,688 but he's in New York to try his luck at modeling. 13 00:00:19,722 --> 00:00:21,690 So I'm going to skip college, too, and become a male model. 14 00:00:21,724 --> 00:00:23,225 Impossible. You're too fat. 15 00:00:23,259 --> 00:00:25,394 And Santana and Brittany are off on an extended vacation 16 00:00:25,428 --> 00:00:27,108 in the Greek isles, and Rachel's six months 17 00:00:27,130 --> 00:00:29,231 into her dream of playing Fanny Brice in Funny Girl 18 00:00:29,265 --> 00:00:31,200 that's about to open on Broadway real soon. Exciting! 19 00:00:31,234 --> 00:00:33,784 And that's what you missed on Glee. 20 00:00:35,580 --> 00:00:39,383 SIDNEY: Rachel, Rachel, please, just a minute. 21 00:00:39,417 --> 00:00:41,518 I'm-I'm sorry, Sidney, I'm actually kind of late. 22 00:00:41,553 --> 00:00:43,020 I have to go and meet my friends. 23 00:00:43,054 --> 00:00:44,615 Oh, that's not gonna be a problem. Look, 24 00:00:44,622 --> 00:00:47,424 I know this has been a couple of very long months for you, 25 00:00:47,459 --> 00:00:48,759 but you've been a trooper. 26 00:00:48,793 --> 00:00:51,628 I mean, you know, having to do the show on the road, 27 00:00:51,663 --> 00:00:53,030 Santana quitting, 28 00:00:53,064 --> 00:00:55,299 us having to re-stage the entire play. 29 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:58,369 I just wanted to say thank you. Thank you so much, Sidney. 30 00:00:58,403 --> 00:01:00,738 No, no, no. This is how I say thank you. 31 00:01:02,407 --> 00:01:03,974 24/7, on call. 32 00:01:04,009 --> 00:01:05,209 Is this for me? 33 00:01:05,243 --> 00:01:07,711 Mm-hmm. 34 00:01:07,746 --> 00:01:11,949 No more crowded subways in New York for my star. 35 00:01:11,983 --> 00:01:13,317 So... 36 00:01:14,619 --> 00:01:15,919 Thank you. 37 00:01:15,954 --> 00:01:19,323 Now, the only question is: 38 00:01:19,357 --> 00:01:21,992 where would Ms. Berry like to go? 39 00:01:22,027 --> 00:01:23,794 (squeaks) 40 00:01:23,828 --> 00:01:25,796 Ah. Go ahead. 41 00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:28,799 (Petula Clark's "Downtown" begins) 42 00:01:32,003 --> 00:01:35,572 ♪ When you're alone and life is making you lonely ♪ 43 00:01:35,607 --> 00:01:38,409 ♪ You can always go ♪ 44 00:01:38,443 --> 00:01:39,943 ♪ Downtown ♪ 45 00:01:39,978 --> 00:01:41,945 ♪ When you've got worries ♪ 46 00:01:41,980 --> 00:01:43,681 ♪ All the noise and the hurry ♪ 47 00:01:43,715 --> 00:01:45,649 ♪ Seems to help, I know ♪ 48 00:01:45,684 --> 00:01:48,085 ♪ Downtown ♪ 49 00:01:48,119 --> 00:01:52,089 ♪ Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city ♪ 50 00:01:52,123 --> 00:01:56,026 ♪ Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty ♪ 51 00:01:56,061 --> 00:01:58,696 ♪ How can you lose? ♪ 52 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:01,365 ♪ The lights are much brighter there ♪ 53 00:02:01,399 --> 00:02:03,901 ♪ You can forget all your troubles ♪ 54 00:02:03,935 --> 00:02:05,969 ♪ Forget all your cares so go ♪ 55 00:02:06,004 --> 00:02:07,971 ♪ Downtown ♪ 56 00:02:08,006 --> 00:02:10,107 ♪ Things will be great when you're ♪ 57 00:02:10,141 --> 00:02:11,942 ♪ Downtown ♪ 58 00:02:11,976 --> 00:02:15,813 ♪ Everything's waiting for you ♪ ♪ Downtown ♪ 59 00:02:18,049 --> 00:02:21,418 ♪ Don't hang around and let your problems surround you ♪ 60 00:02:21,453 --> 00:02:24,154 ♪ There are movie shows ♪ 61 00:02:24,189 --> 00:02:25,823 ♪ Downtown ♪ 62 00:02:25,857 --> 00:02:29,426 ♪ Maybe you know some little places to go to ♪ 63 00:02:29,461 --> 00:02:31,895 ♪ Where they never close ♪ 64 00:02:31,930 --> 00:02:33,630 ♪ Downtown ♪ 65 00:02:33,665 --> 00:02:37,635 ♪ Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle bossa nova ♪ 66 00:02:37,669 --> 00:02:41,639 ♪ You'll be dancing with 'em, too, before the night is over ♪ 67 00:02:41,673 --> 00:02:44,308 ♪ Happy again ♪ 68 00:02:44,342 --> 00:02:46,977 ♪ The lights are much brighter there ♪ 69 00:02:47,012 --> 00:02:49,580 ♪ You can forget all your troubles ♪ 70 00:02:49,614 --> 00:02:51,982 ♪ Forget all your cares so go ♪ 71 00:02:52,017 --> 00:02:53,817 ♪ Downtown ♪ 72 00:02:53,852 --> 00:02:55,786 ♪ Where all the lights are bright ♪ 73 00:02:55,820 --> 00:02:58,222 ♪ Downtown ♪ 74 00:02:58,256 --> 00:02:59,456 ♪ You're gonna be all right ♪ 75 00:02:59,491 --> 00:03:01,725 ♪ Now ♪ ♪ Downtown ♪ 76 00:03:03,528 --> 00:03:05,896 ♪ Downtown ♪ 77 00:03:05,930 --> 00:03:13,771 ♪ Downtown... ♪ 78 00:03:13,805 --> 00:03:15,339 ♪ Downtown ♪ 79 00:03:15,373 --> 00:03:17,574 ♪ And you may find somebody kind ♪ 80 00:03:17,609 --> 00:03:19,877 ♪ To help and understand you ♪ 81 00:03:19,911 --> 00:03:23,347 ♪ Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to ♪ 82 00:03:23,381 --> 00:03:26,016 ♪ Guide them along ♪ 83 00:03:26,051 --> 00:03:28,552 ♪ So maybe I'll see you there ♪ 84 00:03:28,586 --> 00:03:31,055 ♪ We can forget all our troubles ♪ 85 00:03:31,089 --> 00:03:33,190 ♪ Forget all our cares so go ♪ 86 00:03:33,224 --> 00:03:35,192 ♪ Downtown ♪ 87 00:03:35,226 --> 00:03:37,594 ♪ Things'll be great when you're ♪ 88 00:03:37,629 --> 00:03:39,263 ♪ Downtown ♪ 89 00:03:39,297 --> 00:03:41,432 ♪ Don't wait a minute more ♪ 90 00:03:41,466 --> 00:03:43,100 ♪ Downtown ♪ 91 00:03:43,134 --> 00:03:46,904 ♪ Everything's waiting for you ♪ ♪ Downtown ♪ 92 00:03:48,907 --> 00:03:53,277 ♪ Downtown... ♪ 93 00:03:53,311 --> 00:03:55,879 (giggling) 94 00:03:55,914 --> 00:03:57,581 (sighs) 95 00:03:57,598 --> 00:04:00,176 Sync & corrections by wilson0804 www.Addic7ed.com 96 00:04:00,409 --> 00:04:02,529 I can call him any time of day, he's amazing. 97 00:04:02,554 --> 00:04:04,421 He doesn't even say a word. It's like living 98 00:04:04,456 --> 00:04:06,457 in a high-end coffee commercial every day. 99 00:04:06,491 --> 00:04:08,492 Unbelievable. So, where we going for lunch? 100 00:04:08,526 --> 00:04:10,661 Someplace cheap or free? 101 00:04:10,695 --> 00:04:12,963 No, it is my treat and my ride. 102 00:04:12,998 --> 00:04:15,165 You guys have been so great and so emotionally supportive 103 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,401 of me during the entire out of town Funny Girl run. 104 00:04:17,435 --> 00:04:18,669 And for your move back to the loft, 105 00:04:18,703 --> 00:04:21,272 which you never carried your own clothes or furniture. 106 00:04:21,306 --> 00:04:22,906 It's heavy. 107 00:04:22,941 --> 00:04:24,475 Come on, we're going. We're gonna go the Odeon. 108 00:04:24,509 --> 00:04:26,944 Okay, like, I've been really good lately. 109 00:04:26,978 --> 00:04:29,813 - Oh, you have. - Everyone from Broadway goes. 110 00:04:29,848 --> 00:04:32,049 And it's so cool! I don't know, probably just like... 111 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:33,717 rather than getting a side salad. 112 00:04:33,752 --> 00:04:35,286 Can we pop the trunk? 113 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,754 Trunk is full. Can I sit in the front then? 114 00:04:36,788 --> 00:04:37,921 Full, too. 115 00:04:37,956 --> 00:04:40,024 Well... 116 00:04:40,058 --> 00:04:42,159 Oh, it's okay. Sam and I can just meet you there. 117 00:04:42,193 --> 00:04:43,794 Right, Sam? Are you sure? 118 00:04:44,296 --> 00:04:45,996 I guess. 119 00:04:46,031 --> 00:04:47,531 Thank you. 120 00:04:51,870 --> 00:04:53,637 We'll order an appetizer. 121 00:04:53,672 --> 00:04:55,673 (car engine starts) 122 00:05:19,548 --> 00:05:21,908 What? No, I ca, I can't serve you 123 00:05:21,933 --> 00:05:23,334 breakfast in bed if you're not in bed. 124 00:05:23,368 --> 00:05:25,302 It's been months. You don't have to keep doing... 125 00:05:25,337 --> 00:05:26,577 Oh, that does smell good. 126 00:05:26,605 --> 00:05:27,905 Lemon blueberry pancakes. 127 00:05:27,939 --> 00:05:29,406 And the Sunday Chronicle. 128 00:05:29,441 --> 00:05:30,874 Wha...? It's not even Sunday! 129 00:05:30,909 --> 00:05:32,042 They put the Arts and Leisure section 130 00:05:32,077 --> 00:05:33,877 and Style section on Wednesday. 131 00:05:33,912 --> 00:05:35,045 You know me so well. 132 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,647 Is there anything I can do to help? 133 00:05:36,681 --> 00:05:37,748 You can check 134 00:05:37,782 --> 00:05:40,262 if the coffee is steeped enough to press. 135 00:05:45,190 --> 00:05:46,924 I still can't believe it. 136 00:05:46,958 --> 00:05:48,025 We're really doing it. 137 00:05:48,059 --> 00:05:50,527 Living together. Building a future together. 138 00:05:50,562 --> 00:05:52,596 In Bushwick. Did you ever imagine that? 139 00:05:52,631 --> 00:05:55,733 It's actually way, way better. 140 00:05:55,767 --> 00:05:57,368 Every morning I get to wake up next to you. 141 00:05:57,402 --> 00:05:59,503 I get to walk you to the subway. 142 00:05:59,537 --> 00:06:01,171 Then walk you to class. 143 00:06:01,206 --> 00:06:02,706 And most days I get to have lunch with you. 144 00:06:02,741 --> 00:06:05,309 And even after all of that amazingness, 145 00:06:05,343 --> 00:06:06,877 I get to come home to you. 146 00:06:06,912 --> 00:06:10,247 And I get to curl up in bed with you, get under the covers... 147 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:12,549 Meanwhile the Shahs of Sunset are playing in the background. 148 00:06:12,584 --> 00:06:13,684 Mm. 149 00:06:13,718 --> 00:06:14,852 Wait, are we turning each other 150 00:06:14,886 --> 00:06:15,853 into an old married couple? 151 00:06:15,887 --> 00:06:18,055 On the contrary. 152 00:06:18,089 --> 00:06:21,859 ♪ You make me feel so young ♪ 153 00:06:21,893 --> 00:06:25,362 ♪ You make me feel like spring has sprung ♪ 154 00:06:25,397 --> 00:06:29,600 ♪ Every time I see you grin ♪ 155 00:06:29,634 --> 00:06:32,870 ♪ I'm such a happy individual ♪ 156 00:06:32,904 --> 00:06:37,041 ♪ The moment that you speak ♪ 157 00:06:37,075 --> 00:06:40,811 ♪ I want to run and play hide-and-seek ♪ 158 00:06:40,845 --> 00:06:43,314 ♪ I want to go and bounce the moon ♪ 159 00:06:43,348 --> 00:06:47,418 ♪ Just like a toy balloon ♪ 160 00:06:48,553 --> 00:06:51,789 ♪ You and I ♪ 161 00:06:51,823 --> 00:06:56,093 ♪ We're just like a couple of tots ♪ 162 00:06:56,127 --> 00:06:58,829 ♪ Running around a meadow ♪ 163 00:06:58,864 --> 00:07:00,097 ♪ Picking up ♪ 164 00:07:00,131 --> 00:07:02,333 ♪ All those forget-me-nots ♪ 165 00:07:02,367 --> 00:07:05,169 ♪ You make me feel so young ♪ 166 00:07:06,638 --> 00:07:11,108 ♪ You make me feel there are songs to be sung ♪ 167 00:07:11,142 --> 00:07:15,980 ♪ Bells to be rung, and a wonderful fling to be flung ♪ 168 00:07:16,014 --> 00:07:18,649 ♪ And even when I'm old and gray ♪ 169 00:07:18,683 --> 00:07:20,818 ♪ When I'm old and gray ♪ 170 00:07:20,852 --> 00:07:22,753 ♪ I'm gonna feel the way I do ♪ 171 00:07:22,787 --> 00:07:24,989 ♪ Today ♪ 172 00:07:25,023 --> 00:07:27,491 ♪ Because you make me ♪ 173 00:07:27,526 --> 00:07:29,960 ♪ Feel so young ♪ 174 00:07:32,797 --> 00:07:34,798 ♪ You ♪ 175 00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:35,833 ♪ Make me young ♪ 176 00:07:35,867 --> 00:07:37,234 ♪ You make me young ♪ 177 00:07:37,269 --> 00:07:38,502 ♪ You make me feel there are ♪ 178 00:07:38,537 --> 00:07:40,104 ♪ Songs to be sung ♪ 179 00:07:40,138 --> 00:07:42,540 ♪ Lots of bells to be rung ♪ 180 00:07:42,574 --> 00:07:45,609 ♪ And a wonderful fling to be flung ♪ 181 00:07:45,644 --> 00:07:49,780 ♪ And even when I'm old and gray ♪ 182 00:07:49,814 --> 00:07:52,683 ♪ I'm gonna feel the way I do ♪ 183 00:07:52,717 --> 00:07:54,685 ♪ Today ♪ 184 00:07:54,719 --> 00:07:56,320 ♪ Because you ♪ 185 00:07:56,354 --> 00:07:59,390 ♪ Make me feel so ♪ 186 00:07:59,424 --> 00:08:03,828 ♪ Man, I just feel so ♪ 187 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:06,130 ♪ You make me feel so ♪ 188 00:08:06,164 --> 00:08:09,900 ♪ Young ♪ 189 00:08:09,935 --> 00:08:16,407 ♪ So young... ♪ 190 00:08:16,441 --> 00:08:18,309 Dudes! 191 00:08:18,343 --> 00:08:19,910 I just made it all the way to the original Nathan's 192 00:08:19,945 --> 00:08:21,385 at Coney Island, now I kind of stink, 193 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,747 so I'm gonna shower. 194 00:08:23,782 --> 00:08:25,182 Ooh, ice cream. 195 00:08:25,217 --> 00:08:26,317 Good job. 196 00:08:26,351 --> 00:08:27,484 (door opens) 197 00:08:27,519 --> 00:08:29,153 Okay, I know Sam is your bestie, 198 00:08:29,187 --> 00:08:30,688 but he said he'd only be couch-surfing 199 00:08:30,722 --> 00:08:32,523 with us for a few weeks. I know. 200 00:08:32,557 --> 00:08:34,592 It's been months, okay? 201 00:08:34,626 --> 00:08:35,960 This apartment has too many people in it. 202 00:08:35,994 --> 00:08:37,194 You've got to talk to him. 203 00:08:37,229 --> 00:08:40,030 I... 204 00:08:41,483 --> 00:08:43,243 ARTIE: New York, new Artie. 205 00:08:43,268 --> 00:08:45,202 It was scary at first. 206 00:08:45,237 --> 00:08:47,605 No space, no ramp van, not cut-outs in the curbs. 207 00:08:47,639 --> 00:08:48,739 (screams) Hey, I'm rolling here! 208 00:08:48,773 --> 00:08:50,341 Watch where you're going! 209 00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:51,942 The city's alive, always moving, 210 00:08:51,977 --> 00:08:53,511 and I didn't know if I'd be able to keep up. 211 00:08:53,545 --> 00:08:54,912 But then I realized 212 00:08:54,946 --> 00:08:56,447 I'm in a city where everybody walks, 213 00:08:56,481 --> 00:08:58,716 which actually puts me at an advantage. 214 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,551 And as bonus, my biceps aren't looking so bad, 215 00:09:00,585 --> 00:09:01,852 thank you very much. 216 00:09:01,887 --> 00:09:04,054 All of the cabdrivers in New York 217 00:09:04,089 --> 00:09:05,556 are required to take wheelchairs, 218 00:09:05,590 --> 00:09:06,957 and all the busses have lifts, 219 00:09:06,992 --> 00:09:08,926 but real New Yorkers take the subway. 220 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,795 There's romanticism about the city beneath the city. 221 00:09:11,830 --> 00:09:14,598 There's music, there's people, there's life. 222 00:09:14,633 --> 00:09:17,001 And at the end of the day, that's what I came here for. 223 00:09:17,035 --> 00:09:18,302 Hey-hey! Hey! 224 00:09:18,336 --> 00:09:21,005 Hey! Hey! 225 00:09:21,039 --> 00:09:23,240 I know, man. I'm sorry. 226 00:09:23,275 --> 00:09:25,876 My laptop's in there! 227 00:09:25,911 --> 00:09:27,378 Hey! 228 00:09:27,412 --> 00:09:29,079 It's the only copy of my script! 229 00:09:35,086 --> 00:09:37,054 (video game buzzing and beeping) 230 00:09:37,088 --> 00:09:40,791 Bro, just completed Aqua Park and Millennium Mines. 231 00:09:40,826 --> 00:09:43,460 Now I'm ruling Karts and Coasters. 232 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:44,929 RollerCoaster Tycoon. 233 00:09:44,963 --> 00:09:46,397 It-it's amazing. 234 00:09:46,431 --> 00:09:47,832 Sam, you've been sitting there 235 00:09:47,866 --> 00:09:49,467 since I left this morning. 236 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:52,269 You-you've basically been in that exact same spot 237 00:09:52,304 --> 00:09:53,938 for months. 238 00:09:53,972 --> 00:09:55,639 Yeah, well, Kurt's fancy wire chairs hurt my back, 239 00:09:55,674 --> 00:09:57,441 so this thing's the only thing that's comfortable. 240 00:09:57,476 --> 00:09:59,310 Look... 241 00:09:59,344 --> 00:10:02,346 Uh, Kurt and I were talking. 242 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:03,981 And, um, we just... You want me to move out. 243 00:10:04,015 --> 00:10:06,050 I knew it. You know what? 244 00:10:06,084 --> 00:10:07,051 Santana got to stay here forever. 245 00:10:07,085 --> 00:10:09,086 We don't want you to move, 246 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,254 per se, although it isn't 247 00:10:10,288 --> 00:10:12,223 the worst idea I've ever heard. 248 00:10:12,257 --> 00:10:13,457 We're just, 249 00:10:13,492 --> 00:10:14,692 we're worried about you, man. 250 00:10:14,693 --> 00:10:17,094 We know that work has been slow. 251 00:10:17,129 --> 00:10:18,395 Try nonexistent, okay? 252 00:10:18,430 --> 00:10:19,964 I've had zero modeling auditions. 253 00:10:19,998 --> 00:10:21,165 Zero. 254 00:10:21,199 --> 00:10:22,800 I can't even get my agent on the phone. 255 00:10:22,834 --> 00:10:24,502 I just get her lazy assistant Pam 256 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,403 who's like well, maybe I should cut my hair 257 00:10:26,438 --> 00:10:28,038 because I look like a dirty hippie. 258 00:10:28,073 --> 00:10:28,994 Well, maybe you should. 259 00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:29,974 But I like it. 260 00:10:30,008 --> 00:10:31,375 Okay, besides Mr. Shue said 261 00:10:31,409 --> 00:10:32,576 that we shouldn't care what people think. 262 00:10:32,611 --> 00:10:34,578 We should just be ourselves. 263 00:10:34,613 --> 00:10:36,280 What a load of crap, huh? 264 00:10:36,314 --> 00:10:40,518 Well, Mr. Shue also said... 265 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,753 we should face our fears. 266 00:10:42,788 --> 00:10:44,321 Remember that one? So... 267 00:10:44,356 --> 00:10:46,290 Buddy, I know this is frustrating... 268 00:10:46,324 --> 00:10:47,825 Maybe I just shouldn't even be here, okay? 269 00:10:47,859 --> 00:10:48,859 I hate New York, okay? 270 00:10:48,894 --> 00:10:50,427 It's crowded, it's loud, 271 00:10:50,462 --> 00:10:51,695 it smells like garbage 272 00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:53,330 and everybody here is basically paid to be rude to you. 273 00:10:53,365 --> 00:10:55,032 Sometimes, 274 00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:57,134 it's just easier if you stay inside. 275 00:10:58,336 --> 00:10:59,303 All right. 276 00:10:59,337 --> 00:11:01,138 Get up. Get up. 277 00:11:01,173 --> 00:11:03,340 I-I don't want to watch you waste away in here 278 00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:05,342 when there is so much to do out there. 279 00:11:05,377 --> 00:11:07,077 Put on a clean shirt. 280 00:11:07,112 --> 00:11:09,080 That's got, like, five kinds of stains on it. 281 00:11:09,114 --> 00:11:10,214 Come on, follow me. 282 00:11:10,248 --> 00:11:11,215 We're going outside. 283 00:11:11,249 --> 00:11:13,150 - Come on! - (sighs) 284 00:11:13,185 --> 00:11:15,346 (American Authors' "Best Day of My Life" begins) 285 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:21,192 ♪ I had a dream so big and loud ♪ 286 00:11:21,226 --> 00:11:23,994 ♪ I jumped so high I touched the clouds ♪ 287 00:11:24,029 --> 00:11:26,197 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 288 00:11:26,231 --> 00:11:27,998 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 289 00:11:28,033 --> 00:11:30,935 ♪ I stretched my hands out to the sky ♪ 290 00:11:30,969 --> 00:11:33,504 ♪ We danced with monsters through the night ♪ 291 00:11:33,538 --> 00:11:35,906 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 292 00:11:35,941 --> 00:11:38,242 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 293 00:11:38,276 --> 00:11:39,543 ♪ I'm never gonna look back ♪ 294 00:11:39,578 --> 00:11:40,578 ♪ Whoa ♪ 295 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,046 ♪ I'm never gonna give it up ♪ 296 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,247 ♪ Whoa ♪ 297 00:11:43,281 --> 00:11:46,550 ♪ Just don't wake me now ♪ 298 00:11:46,585 --> 00:11:49,153 ♪ Ooh, oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh ♪ 299 00:11:49,187 --> 00:11:53,390 ♪ This is gonna be the best day of my life ♪ 300 00:11:53,425 --> 00:11:55,860 ♪ My li-i-i-i-ife ♪ 301 00:11:55,894 --> 00:11:58,763 ♪ Ooh, oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh ♪ 302 00:11:58,797 --> 00:12:03,400 ♪ This is gonna be the best day of my life ♪ 303 00:12:03,435 --> 00:12:05,536 ♪ My li-i-i-i-ife ♪ 304 00:12:15,981 --> 00:12:17,948 ♪ I hear it calling ♪ 305 00:12:17,983 --> 00:12:20,050 ♪ Outside my window ♪ 306 00:12:20,085 --> 00:12:22,386 ♪ I feel it in my soul ♪ 307 00:12:22,421 --> 00:12:24,422 ♪ Soul ♪ 308 00:12:24,456 --> 00:12:27,158 ♪ The stars were burning so bright ♪ 309 00:12:27,192 --> 00:12:29,727 ♪ The sun was out till midnight ♪ 310 00:12:29,761 --> 00:12:33,297 ♪ I say we lose control ♪ 311 00:12:33,331 --> 00:12:35,866 ♪ Control ♪ 312 00:12:38,937 --> 00:12:41,806 ♪ Ooh, oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh ♪ 313 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:45,676 ♪ This is gonna be the best day of my life ♪ 314 00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:48,646 ♪ My li-i-i-i-ife ♪ 315 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:52,049 ♪ Ooh, oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh ♪ 316 00:12:52,084 --> 00:12:55,753 ♪ This is gonna be the best day of my life ♪ 317 00:12:55,787 --> 00:12:58,622 ♪ My li-i-i-i-ife ♪ 318 00:12:58,657 --> 00:13:00,825 ♪ This is gonna be, this is gonna be ♪ 319 00:13:00,859 --> 00:13:02,159 ♪ This is gonna be ♪ 320 00:13:02,194 --> 00:13:05,529 ♪ It's gonna be the best day of my life ♪ 321 00:13:05,564 --> 00:13:08,299 ♪ Everything is looking up, everybody up now ♪ 322 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:11,235 ♪ Ooh, oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh ♪ 323 00:13:11,269 --> 00:13:14,939 ♪ This is gonna be the best day of my life ♪ 324 00:13:14,973 --> 00:13:17,875 ♪ My li-i-i-i-ife. ♪ 325 00:13:17,909 --> 00:13:21,045 (cheering) 326 00:13:21,079 --> 00:13:24,415 Hey, if you can sing in the middle of Times Square, 327 00:13:24,449 --> 00:13:25,916 you can pretty much do anything. 328 00:13:25,951 --> 00:13:27,451 I think it's time for you to conquer this city. 329 00:13:27,486 --> 00:13:28,619 I don't know why they call it Times Square. 330 00:13:28,653 --> 00:13:29,820 I don't see any clocks. 331 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,546 ♪ ♪ 332 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:40,251 (French accent): Every art has its instrument. 333 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,020 The violinist 334 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,221 has his violin. 335 00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:45,090 The sculptor... 336 00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:47,158 has his stone. 337 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,661 And the mime... 338 00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:51,096 has his body. 339 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,765 Let us begin our work today with the mime's 340 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:56,668 most heartbreaking expression 341 00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:59,771 of his accursed, silent ennui: 342 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:03,408 the pulling of the invisible rope 343 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,809 attached to something heavy. 344 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,149 ♪ ♪ 345 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,254 Psst. 346 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,528 Psst. 347 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,492 What are you doing here? 348 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,160 This is a winter master class 349 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,162 taught by Marcel Marceau's illegitimate son Alain. 350 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,463 You're-you're a freshman. 351 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,532 I got special permission from Madame Tibideaux. 352 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,434 Turns out I'm in six out of eight of your classes. 353 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:30,535 How is that even possible? 354 00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,103 Stop talking! 355 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,806 And now we will move on 356 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:38,443 to the mime's most tragic expression 357 00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:41,913 of the pointlessness of man's existence. 358 00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:44,582 We are walking down the street, 359 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:47,552 without a worry, a care in the world, 360 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,821 and suddenly we begin to notice 361 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,523 that we are walking in place 362 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,558 but we are not going anywhere. 363 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,896 Have you asked Sam to move out yet? 364 00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,230 We haven't had a moment to ourselves. 365 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,598 And now, 366 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,967 we will stop to pick a flower. 367 00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:06,137 And in front of your eyes, 368 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,806 the flower dies. 369 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,407 (whispering): Hey. 370 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,876 Are you sure it's not me who's crowding you? 371 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,945 No, why would you say that? 372 00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:15,146 Good. 373 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,182 I was really worried I was suffocating you. 374 00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,684 So maybe after this, we can get lunch? 375 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,186 'Cause then we have Theatre History class together 376 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,854 and Auditioning for the Camera class together... 377 00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:25,323 And now, you are trapped 378 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:27,692 with the person next to you in a box. 379 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,527 At first, the box 380 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,229 seems big enough for the two of you. 381 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,432 But then, the box begins to shrink. 382 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,900 The box where you live 383 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,370 because that is all a mime can afford. 384 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:41,773 Getting smaller and smaller... 385 00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:45,577 and smaller... and smaller... 386 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,212 and smaller. 387 00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,247 (bell jingles) 388 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,592 SAM: It's that time. 389 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,952 Time for change. Reinvention. 390 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:57,288 Rebirth. That's what NYC is all about. 391 00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,724 Okay, maybe that's a little dramatic, 392 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,025 but don't kid yourself: 393 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,627 getting a haircut is a big deal. 394 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,295 Normally, I wouldn't take style advice 395 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,630 from helmet-haired, bow-tie-loving Blaine, 396 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:08,400 but he really helped me see the light. 397 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,435 Or, in this case, the scissors. 398 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,670 Yeah, I'll miss rocking the bronytail, but you know, 399 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,139 I need to jumpstart this modeling operation, 400 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,473 shake things up. 401 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,476 Time for new headshots, 402 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,911 new portfolio, 403 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,414 new attitude. 404 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,316 Because if there's one thing I've learned, 405 00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:26,885 you can't just sit around waiting for the good things 406 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,820 in life to come to you. 407 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,556 You need to kick down some doors and make them happen. 408 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,059 This is Sam Evans like we've never seen before. 409 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,861 Here I come, New York City. 410 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,363 I'm so close to owning this town 411 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:40,365 I can practically taste it. 412 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,634 Yeah, that computer cost over 1,000 bucks. 413 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,135 My-my credit card was in there, my phone... 414 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,336 Tell him that he was on crutches. 415 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:46,871 And... 416 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:47,872 Yeah. 417 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,474 Thanks so much for your help. 418 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,142 That's it? Any leads? (hissing) 419 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,377 Blaine, do you have to 420 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,611 use the SodaStream machine right now? 421 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,014 Artie's in a very fragile state. (soda hisses) 422 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:58,450 I'm sorry about him. He just needs his bubbles. 423 00:16:58,484 --> 00:16:59,984 Hey, guys. BLAINE: Hey, Rachel. 424 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,920 Do you want a homemade 425 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,154 sparkling, sugar-free soda? 426 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,029 RACHEL: Oh, no thanks. 427 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,023 The carbonation's 428 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,357 bad for my vocal cords. 429 00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:07,859 But (clears throat) you know what I will take? 430 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,227 Just some, like, hot water 431 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:10,361 with, like, a little lemon... 432 00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:11,596 Thank you so much. 433 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:12,597 Rachel, you missed it. 434 00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,032 Artie was mugged in the subway, 435 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,467 and now it's like an episode of SVU over here. 436 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,168 What? ARTIE: Except for not at all. 437 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,970 I wasn't touched, I was robbed. Oh, my God. 438 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:21,072 Are you okay? No. Not really. 439 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,807 I don't know what I'm gonna do about replacing that computer, 440 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,110 I need a new school ID, and to be honest, 441 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,011 I don't if I'm gonna feel safe going in the subway anymore. 442 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,481 I just felt so vulnerable and I don't... 443 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:30,648 I don't know... alone. 444 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,717 (hissing) Blaine, I'm gonna throw 445 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:33,885 that machine out the window. 446 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,186 I am so sorry, 447 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,788 but I know exactly how you feel, okay? 448 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:38,022 When I first moved to New York, 449 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,324 I gave this homeless person ten dollars 450 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:40,558 when I just meant to give him one, 451 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,060 and then when I asked for it back, 452 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:43,895 everyone hissed and they booed at me, 453 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:45,363 and I felt so violated and vulnerable. 454 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,499 Oh, wait. So you were out nine dollars? 455 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,367 But look, the next day 456 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,069 I just got right back on that subway, 457 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,537 because overcoming experiences like that 458 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,506 is what makes you a real New Yorker. 459 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,241 BLAINE: Your beverage, milady. 460 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,976 Oh, are those Meyer lemons? 461 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,011 No, I can't have that. 462 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,212 ARTIE: You know what, Rachel? 463 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,714 Don't lecture me 464 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,015 about being a real New Yorker 465 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,184 with your lemon water and your chauffeured limousine. 466 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,053 You're not even a real person anymore. 467 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,854 Now, if you'll just excuse me, 468 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,249 I have to go figure out how to put my life back together. 469 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,460 It's a town car, not a limousine. 470 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,562 (hissing) 471 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,463 It's a town car. 472 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:19,931 Okay? 473 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:22,067 A town car. 474 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,769 So I found this song by A Great Big World 475 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,571 that would be perfect for our band. 476 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,239 It's got a nice pop feel to it 477 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,974 without being totally saccharine... 478 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,043 and you're not listening to a word I'm saying. 479 00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,211 I'm sorry. 480 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,345 I-I didn't get any sleep last night. 481 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,447 Ooh, lucky you. 482 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,382 It's not like that. (laughs) 483 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,118 Blaine bought a couch off the back of a truck, 484 00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,586 because apparently the furniture 485 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,788 I carefully chose from Chelsea's finest 486 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,290 flea markets isn't that comfortable. 487 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:46,624 It was a mid-century knockoff, 488 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,093 so I gave him an "A" for effort, 489 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,968 but as soon as I lifted up one of the cushions, 490 00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,996 I saw that the entire couch was riddled with... 491 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,632 (screaming) Bedbugs! 492 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,911 So we spent the entire night disinfecting everything, 493 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,903 taking Silkwood showers, 494 00:18:58,938 --> 00:18:59,904 and disinfecting everything again. 495 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:00,739 (shudders) 496 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,273 And I know what I'm about to say 497 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,641 sounds like a bad Bravo show, 498 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,744 but I'm starting to think that that couch 499 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,480 was an omen of our relationship. 500 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:09,848 Seemingly fine from the outside, 501 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,850 but headed for certain disaster. 502 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,051 Hmm. Does that sound crazy? 503 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,285 Absolutely. 504 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,421 Well, it's not just the couch. 505 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:17,922 I'm starting to feel claustrophobic. 506 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,591 I mean, I wake up next to Blaine, 507 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:20,925 I-I go to school with Blaine, 508 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,927 I come home to Blaine. (laughs) 509 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,963 I feel like I'm starting to lose my identity. 510 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,197 (sighs) 511 00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,152 Okay, well, stop me if you don't want my opinion. 512 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,603 Okay, when I first heard you were engaged, 513 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:33,805 I thought, "Hmm-mm. Big mistake. 514 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,140 Too young." 515 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,108 But you know what? Seeing you guys together, 516 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,144 I think that what you have is real 517 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,312 and worth fighting for and I'm super jealous. 518 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,647 Still, though, 519 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:43,681 everyone needs time alone. 520 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:44,682 It's healthy. 521 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,951 So just set some boundaries. 522 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,787 But don't forget to rehearse with your band. 523 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,091 ♪ There's a girl in the backyard ♪ 524 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,325 ♪ Banging on her drum ♪ 525 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,327 ♪ Sitting in a junk pile ♪ 526 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,496 ♪ Laughing at the sun, singing ♪ 527 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,599 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, I just want to be a rock star ♪ 528 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,838 ♪ There's a boy thinking of her ♪ 529 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,239 ♪ Playing his guitar ♪ 530 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,408 ♪ Searching for the answer ♪ 531 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,743 ♪ Buried in his heart ♪ 532 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,578 ♪ Singing ah, ah, ah ♪ 533 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,715 ♪ Is there anybody out there? ♪ 534 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,149 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 535 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,151 ♪ Singing ah, ah, ah ♪ 536 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,587 ♪ Is there anybody out there? ♪ 537 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:27,492 ♪ If there's a meaning, can you show me a sign? ♪ 538 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:31,396 ♪ The more I look it just gets harder to find ♪ 539 00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:36,668 ♪ The world is spinning and I want to know why ♪ 540 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:41,840 ♪ And maybe we will never figure it out ♪ 541 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:45,243 ♪ I got a feeling that's what life's all about ♪ 542 00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:50,715 ♪ I'm learning anything is possible now ♪ 543 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,584 (cheering) 544 00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:55,286 ♪ Ooh, ooh ooh ♪ 545 00:20:56,989 --> 00:21:00,759 ♪ Take a ticket and get off the line ♪ 546 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,461 ♪ Let's take a ticket and get off the line ♪ 547 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,330 ♪ Singing ah, ah, ah ♪ ♪ Ticket and get off the line ♪ 548 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:07,732 ♪ I was born to be a rock star ♪ 549 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,768 ♪ Ticket and get off the line ♪ 550 00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:12,580 ♪ Singing ah, ah, ah ♪ ♪ Ticket and get off the line ♪ 551 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,406 ♪ I just want to be a rock star ♪ 552 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,408 ♪ Ticket and get off the line ♪ 553 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,043 ♪ I was born to be a rock star ♪ 554 00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,581 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 555 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,817 ♪ I was born to be a rock star ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 556 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:28,153 (whooping, applauding) 557 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,654 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 558 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:33,625 ♪ I was born to be a rock star. ♪ 559 00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:35,660 (cheering, whistling) 560 00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:43,762 Miss Berry, no worries about the garment bags in the back. 561 00:21:43,796 --> 00:21:45,930 I make sure they lie flat. 562 00:21:45,965 --> 00:21:47,432 Okay, great. Thank you. 563 00:21:47,466 --> 00:21:51,703 Look at me. I'm sealed up in this mini Popemobile, 564 00:21:51,737 --> 00:21:53,638 glassed off from the masses. 565 00:21:53,672 --> 00:21:55,206 I feel nothing in here. 566 00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:57,561 The only air I breathe smells like pine tree air freshener 567 00:21:57,576 --> 00:21:59,978 and Mennen Speed Stick. 568 00:22:00,012 --> 00:22:01,892 The only danger and risk in here is a paper cut 569 00:22:01,914 --> 00:22:04,482 on the trades in my seatback pocket. 570 00:22:04,517 --> 00:22:06,451 Artie's right, I am isolated. 571 00:22:06,485 --> 00:22:08,953 Rapunzeled away and barely out of my teens. 572 00:22:08,988 --> 00:22:11,156 Fanny Brice's father was a bartender down here 573 00:22:11,190 --> 00:22:13,057 on the Bowery, and I still haven't schlepped 574 00:22:13,092 --> 00:22:14,893 to an opening at the New Museum. 575 00:22:14,927 --> 00:22:17,562 Dmitri, where are we right now? 576 00:22:17,596 --> 00:22:19,664 Uh, we're now crossing into Chinatown. 577 00:22:19,698 --> 00:22:21,933 What am I doing? 578 00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:23,067 Who am I turning into? 579 00:22:23,102 --> 00:22:24,536 I'm losing my authenticity. 580 00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:27,071 How am I gonna be one of the great Broadway actors, 581 00:22:27,106 --> 00:22:28,673 which was my lifelong dream, 582 00:22:28,707 --> 00:22:31,075 if I don't have any real-life experiences to pull from? 583 00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:32,677 Stop the car! 584 00:22:32,711 --> 00:22:34,512 Um, sorry, I'm actually just gonna get out right here. 585 00:22:34,547 --> 00:22:37,081 I'm gonna get a cup of really strong black tea 586 00:22:37,116 --> 00:22:39,150 and then maybe stop at that herbalist 587 00:22:39,185 --> 00:22:40,552 and get some stuff 588 00:22:40,586 --> 00:22:42,954 that the kids in Ohio have never tasted before. 589 00:22:46,358 --> 00:22:48,359 ♪ ♪ 590 00:22:58,771 --> 00:23:00,839 (car horn honks) 591 00:23:00,873 --> 00:23:03,508 BLAINE: What better way to say "Sorry for bringing bedbugs 592 00:23:03,542 --> 00:23:05,462 into the house", than by pre-planning the design 593 00:23:05,478 --> 00:23:07,312 of a much-needed loft workspace. 594 00:23:07,346 --> 00:23:09,714 I can't stand seeing such a prime piece 595 00:23:09,748 --> 00:23:11,516 of the floor plan go to waste. 596 00:23:11,550 --> 00:23:14,319 As much as Kurt is feeling anxiety about being crowded, 597 00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:16,788 I'm still feeling as if I'm living in someone else's home. 598 00:23:16,822 --> 00:23:18,456 If I'm gonna be here for a while, 599 00:23:18,491 --> 00:23:19,858 then just like Pippin, 600 00:23:19,892 --> 00:23:22,827 I'm gonna find my very own corner of the sky. 601 00:23:22,862 --> 00:23:25,130 Kurt's done a marvelous job creating an atmosphere 602 00:23:25,164 --> 00:23:27,132 of the quintessential New York living experience, 603 00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:29,667 but let's be honest, it's not entirely functional. 604 00:23:29,702 --> 00:23:30,969 Kurt's gonna love this. 605 00:23:35,808 --> 00:23:38,643 Okay, is that one of those outlines that the police use? 606 00:23:38,677 --> 00:23:40,245 Did somebody die in here? 607 00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:42,647 Sam, this in no way resembles the shape of a person. 608 00:23:42,681 --> 00:23:43,848 So...? 609 00:23:43,883 --> 00:23:46,117 So, no, no one died in here. 610 00:23:46,152 --> 00:23:47,752 What did you do to your hair?! 611 00:23:47,787 --> 00:23:50,588 Oh, well, thanks to you, I-I-I got it cut. 612 00:23:50,623 --> 00:23:51,990 And then bursting with my newfound 613 00:23:52,024 --> 00:23:53,158 New York City confidence, 614 00:23:53,192 --> 00:23:55,426 I went out and I booked my first modeling job! 615 00:23:55,461 --> 00:23:56,628 What?! Yeah! 616 00:23:56,662 --> 00:23:57,796 That's amazing! I know! 617 00:23:57,830 --> 00:24:00,732 Congratulations, man! What's it for? 618 00:24:00,766 --> 00:24:02,500 Bubble! 619 00:24:02,535 --> 00:24:03,968 Okay. 620 00:24:04,003 --> 00:24:05,470 Booty-contouring underwear for men. 621 00:24:05,504 --> 00:24:08,706 Thanks to Bubble, men can now have that sexy, 622 00:24:08,741 --> 00:24:11,176 round, onion booty that they've always dreamed of. 623 00:24:11,210 --> 00:24:13,478 I didn't even know there was a market for that, 624 00:24:13,512 --> 00:24:15,313 but that is great. 625 00:24:15,347 --> 00:24:17,348 And I got you a free pair! 626 00:24:17,383 --> 00:24:21,219 Oh, thank you. I, um, can't wait to show Kurt. 627 00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:23,721 The good news keeps coming, my brother. I... 628 00:24:23,756 --> 00:24:25,824 am moving out. 629 00:24:25,858 --> 00:24:27,625 Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. You're-you're moving? 630 00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:29,660 Where you going to? Well, the agency's 631 00:24:29,662 --> 00:24:31,062 putting me up in an apartment with a bunch of other models. 632 00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:33,331 I'm stoked. My own place, sort of, 633 00:24:33,365 --> 00:24:34,766 and you know, I'm not gonna be 634 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,401 taking up any more room on the couch. 635 00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:39,537 Well, you're gonna visit us, right? 636 00:24:39,572 --> 00:24:41,739 Um, yeah, if I have time, you know. 637 00:24:41,774 --> 00:24:45,410 But I-I-I might be traveling to Paris and Milan 638 00:24:45,444 --> 00:24:47,612 every week. Who knows? 639 00:24:48,714 --> 00:24:50,048 I'm gonna pack everything up. 640 00:24:50,082 --> 00:24:51,549 Yeah. 641 00:24:55,321 --> 00:24:58,356 Hey! Oh, did you hear Sam just got a job? 642 00:24:58,390 --> 00:25:00,091 What are you doing? 643 00:25:00,126 --> 00:25:01,366 Uh, this is, uh, something 644 00:25:01,393 --> 00:25:03,328 I thought would make a really great office area. 645 00:25:03,362 --> 00:25:05,730 Back away from the lamp, okay?! When someone enters 646 00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:08,333 their sanctuary, they don't want their eyes immediately drawn 647 00:25:08,367 --> 00:25:09,601 to a hideous workspace! 648 00:25:09,635 --> 00:25:10,735 I'm not done yet. 649 00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:12,804 This isn't McKinley. You can't just barge in here 650 00:25:12,838 --> 00:25:14,105 and do whatever you want, whenever you want, all right? 651 00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,540 You could've at least consulted me 652 00:25:15,574 --> 00:25:18,243 before making design decisions in my home! 653 00:25:18,277 --> 00:25:20,645 I thought that this was supposed to be our home, Kurt. 654 00:25:20,679 --> 00:25:24,616 And believe it or not, not every single design decision 655 00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:26,751 you make is brilliant. This whole privacy- 656 00:25:26,786 --> 00:25:29,487 curtains-between-the-bedrooms thing is stupid. Come on. 657 00:25:29,522 --> 00:25:31,489 We can hear every single noise our roomies make at night, 658 00:25:31,524 --> 00:25:32,724 and God knows what they hear from us. 659 00:25:32,758 --> 00:25:34,259 You know what? Elliott was right, 660 00:25:34,293 --> 00:25:35,560 we're losing our boundaries. 661 00:25:35,594 --> 00:25:37,061 I'm sorry, Elliott? What-What does Elliot have 662 00:25:37,096 --> 00:25:38,263 to do with any of this? 663 00:25:38,297 --> 00:25:39,230 We were talking. 664 00:25:39,265 --> 00:25:40,532 I bet you were talking. 665 00:25:40,566 --> 00:25:41,432 He's my friend. 666 00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:42,901 I bet he's your friend. 667 00:25:42,935 --> 00:25:44,602 Calm down, psycho, all right? 668 00:25:44,637 --> 00:25:46,771 And stop being so pouty and weird. It's annoying. 669 00:25:46,806 --> 00:25:49,507 All right, let's just be adults and put everything back 670 00:25:49,542 --> 00:25:50,942 where it's supposed to go. 671 00:25:50,976 --> 00:25:53,378 Okay, I got an idea. Why don't you put it back 672 00:25:53,412 --> 00:25:55,413 where it's supposed to go because it's your apartment! 673 00:25:55,448 --> 00:25:57,615 Fine! I will! 674 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,727 Hey, move it, kid! 675 00:26:23,098 --> 00:26:24,778 - (knocking) - Who is it? 676 00:26:24,803 --> 00:26:26,737 It's Blaine. 677 00:26:26,771 --> 00:26:28,272 Hey, I... 678 00:26:30,742 --> 00:26:31,909 Are you okay? 679 00:26:31,943 --> 00:26:32,943 Oh... (chuckles) 680 00:26:32,977 --> 00:26:34,445 Oh, God, you're not trying 681 00:26:34,479 --> 00:26:35,846 to move in here, are you? 682 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,282 No, I'm not. We need to talk. I don't have 683 00:26:38,316 --> 00:26:39,917 your number and I don't have your e-mail 684 00:26:39,951 --> 00:26:42,019 and we're not friend on Facebook because I made it a point 685 00:26:42,053 --> 00:26:44,722 of waiting for you to friend me, which you never did, by the way. 686 00:26:44,756 --> 00:26:47,057 So here I am face-to-face. 687 00:26:47,092 --> 00:26:49,093 I just want to hear you admit it. 688 00:26:49,127 --> 00:26:50,828 Admit what? 689 00:26:50,862 --> 00:26:54,565 That you're trying to steal Kurt away from me, Starchild Gilbert! 690 00:26:54,599 --> 00:26:56,166 What?! What are you talking about? 691 00:26:56,201 --> 00:27:00,437 Please, I was on to you the second I saw 692 00:27:00,472 --> 00:27:02,512 that weird cinnamon roll selfie you took months ago. 693 00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:03,941 You guys posted that. Remember that? 694 00:27:03,975 --> 00:27:05,976 I get to New York and all of a sudden 695 00:27:06,010 --> 00:27:09,079 it's "Elliott thinks this" and "Elliott thinks that" 696 00:27:09,114 --> 00:27:11,115 and "Elliott's hair is so full and thick 697 00:27:11,149 --> 00:27:13,250 that he doesn't have to rely on hair gel." 698 00:27:13,284 --> 00:27:17,921 Well, I may not be a cool steampunk, glitter-rock vampire 699 00:27:17,956 --> 00:27:20,457 with, like, tats and guyliner, 700 00:27:20,492 --> 00:27:23,427 but you know what? I love Kurt. I love him! 701 00:27:23,461 --> 00:27:27,531 He's my fiancé, not yours, so back off! 702 00:27:27,565 --> 00:27:30,467 Okay, are... are you done? 703 00:27:32,604 --> 00:27:33,971 Take this. 704 00:27:34,005 --> 00:27:36,407 - What? - Yeah, it's, uh, it's like a body pillow. 705 00:27:36,441 --> 00:27:37,808 It think it's gonna calm you down. 706 00:27:37,842 --> 00:27:39,176 Take a seat. 707 00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:45,082 Look, Blaine, I'm not after Kurt. 708 00:27:45,116 --> 00:27:47,851 We're just friends. Don't get me wrong, I mean, he's a, 709 00:27:47,886 --> 00:27:50,654 he's a cute guy, but I don't think of him that way. 710 00:27:50,688 --> 00:27:54,425 And even if I did, Kurt loves you. 711 00:27:54,459 --> 00:27:57,928 I mean, he-he doesn't shut up about you, actually. 712 00:27:57,962 --> 00:27:59,196 Like, ever. 713 00:28:00,765 --> 00:28:03,367 I'm sorry. I don't know what's going on with me. 714 00:28:03,401 --> 00:28:08,205 It's just, we've been apart for so long, 715 00:28:08,239 --> 00:28:13,210 and now that I'm finally here, I just want to catch up to him, 716 00:28:13,244 --> 00:28:14,945 I just want to make it real. 717 00:28:14,979 --> 00:28:16,280 And the more I try... 718 00:28:16,314 --> 00:28:17,481 The more it pushes him away? 719 00:28:18,683 --> 00:28:21,685 Well, maybe you should stop trying. 720 00:28:23,054 --> 00:28:27,057 I mean, look, New York is a really crowded place, 721 00:28:27,092 --> 00:28:29,572 and people need a little more room to breathe here than usual. 722 00:28:29,594 --> 00:28:31,695 You're right. 723 00:28:34,032 --> 00:28:38,402 I guess I always think of boundaries as walls 724 00:28:38,436 --> 00:28:42,106 instead of places to grow in. 725 00:28:43,575 --> 00:28:45,375 I'm so sorry. I-I should go. 726 00:28:45,410 --> 00:28:46,777 Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. 727 00:28:46,811 --> 00:28:48,212 You just got here. 728 00:28:48,246 --> 00:28:50,147 You want to just hang out for a minute? 729 00:28:50,181 --> 00:28:51,315 Um... 730 00:28:51,349 --> 00:28:53,584 I mean, you've obviously come to jam. 731 00:28:53,618 --> 00:28:55,052 Um... you gave me this. 732 00:28:55,086 --> 00:28:56,320 "Glitter-rock vampire," huh? 733 00:28:56,354 --> 00:28:57,514 I didn't mean that. I'm sorry. 734 00:28:57,522 --> 00:29:00,357 I like that. I-I... I can work with that. 735 00:29:00,392 --> 00:29:01,558 Okay, okay, all right. 736 00:29:01,593 --> 00:29:03,227 Come on. Give me some blues. 737 00:29:03,261 --> 00:29:04,762 Give me some Southern... Come on. 738 00:29:04,796 --> 00:29:06,463 Uh... um... gli... 739 00:29:06,498 --> 00:29:09,466 ♪ Glitter-rock vampire ♪ 740 00:29:09,501 --> 00:29:12,536 ♪ Gonna bite ya ♪ 741 00:29:12,570 --> 00:29:14,271 ♪ Gonna bite ya ♪ 742 00:29:14,305 --> 00:29:16,273 ♪ Gonna bite ya. ♪ 743 00:29:22,247 --> 00:29:23,881 Hey. 744 00:29:23,915 --> 00:29:25,082 I got your text. 745 00:29:25,116 --> 00:29:28,519 Why did her Royal Highness summon a commoner like me? 746 00:29:28,553 --> 00:29:31,121 Okay, that was a little rude, but I know I had it coming. 747 00:29:31,156 --> 00:29:33,724 Look, I had an epiphany, and you were right, okay? About everything. 748 00:29:33,758 --> 00:29:35,692 I don't want to be sheltered from the world, 749 00:29:35,727 --> 00:29:37,661 I want to live in it. So let's go. 750 00:29:37,695 --> 00:29:40,064 I have rehearsal and you have class. Let's take the subway. 751 00:29:40,098 --> 00:29:41,632 No, I can't. No, together. 752 00:29:41,666 --> 00:29:43,167 Look, I know that you're a little shaken up 753 00:29:43,201 --> 00:29:45,369 about what happened, but trust me, but I took Krav Maga 754 00:29:45,403 --> 00:29:47,483 as a child at the JCC, and I can protect you. 755 00:29:50,842 --> 00:29:53,110 (sighs) 756 00:29:53,144 --> 00:29:55,112 So what about the limo? 757 00:29:55,146 --> 00:29:56,513 Town car. And I gave it up. 758 00:29:56,548 --> 00:29:58,649 I told my producers I'd be in a much better place 759 00:29:58,683 --> 00:30:00,617 if I rode the subway with my friend every day. 760 00:30:00,652 --> 00:30:02,319 Every day? Well, if you'll have me. 761 00:30:02,353 --> 00:30:03,587 Look, I will make you a deal. 762 00:30:03,621 --> 00:30:05,322 I'll ride the subway with you and make sure 763 00:30:05,356 --> 00:30:06,824 that you don't get mugged again 764 00:30:06,858 --> 00:30:09,526 if you give me a tongue- lashing if I lose my way. 765 00:30:09,561 --> 00:30:11,061 I can do that. 766 00:30:11,096 --> 00:30:13,063 I'm really happy that you're in New York. 767 00:30:13,098 --> 00:30:15,599 The city is a much less scarier place with a friend. 768 00:30:15,633 --> 00:30:18,235 And I'm really happy you dragged me back down here, because... 769 00:30:18,269 --> 00:30:19,737 I really do love it. 770 00:30:19,771 --> 00:30:24,274 (Petula Clark's "Don't Sleep in the Subway" begins) 771 00:30:24,309 --> 00:30:26,677 ♪ You wander around ♪ 772 00:30:26,711 --> 00:30:30,247 ♪ On your own little cloud ♪ 773 00:30:30,281 --> 00:30:33,684 ♪ When you don't see the why ♪ 774 00:30:33,718 --> 00:30:37,654 ♪ Or the wherefore ♪ 775 00:30:37,689 --> 00:30:40,724 ♪ Ooh, you walk out on me ♪ 776 00:30:40,759 --> 00:30:44,528 ♪ When we both disagree ♪ 777 00:30:44,562 --> 00:30:47,231 ♪ 'Cause to reason is ♪ 778 00:30:47,265 --> 00:30:52,069 ♪ Not what you care for ♪ 779 00:30:52,103 --> 00:30:55,406 ♪ Good-bye means nothing ♪ 780 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:59,343 ♪ When it's all for show ♪ 781 00:30:59,377 --> 00:31:02,246 ♪ So why pretend ♪ 782 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:06,850 ♪ You've somewhere else to go ♪ 783 00:31:06,885 --> 00:31:10,621 ♪ Don't sleep in the subway, darlin' ♪ 784 00:31:10,655 --> 00:31:14,124 ♪ Don't stand in the pouring rain ♪ 785 00:31:14,159 --> 00:31:17,594 ♪ Don't sleep in the subway, darlin' ♪ 786 00:31:17,629 --> 00:31:19,063 ♪ The night is long ♪ 787 00:31:19,097 --> 00:31:22,166 ♪ Forget your foolish pride, nothing's wrong ♪ 788 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,769 ♪ Now you're beside me again ♪ 789 00:31:25,804 --> 00:31:27,538 (People cheering, whooping) 790 00:31:27,572 --> 00:31:29,039 ♪ Oh ♪ 791 00:31:29,074 --> 00:31:32,543 ♪ Don't sleep in the subway ♪ ♪ Darlin' ♪ 792 00:31:32,577 --> 00:31:35,913 ♪ Don't stand in the pouring rain ♪ 793 00:31:35,947 --> 00:31:39,116 ♪ Don't sleep in the subway, darlin' ♪ 794 00:31:39,150 --> 00:31:40,784 ♪ The night is long ♪ 795 00:31:40,819 --> 00:31:44,555 ♪ Forget your foolish pride, nothing's wrong ♪ 796 00:31:44,589 --> 00:31:49,393 ♪ And you're beside me again. ♪ 797 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:58,335 I think there's like a dozen models living in here, 798 00:31:58,356 --> 00:32:00,836 but people take off for weeks at a time on photo shoots, 799 00:32:00,861 --> 00:32:02,061 so it never gets too crowded. 800 00:32:02,095 --> 00:32:03,229 The rooms are kind of small. 801 00:32:03,263 --> 00:32:04,497 Oh, that's okay; I've been homeless. 802 00:32:04,531 --> 00:32:05,598 That's cool, man. 803 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:06,899 I envy your realness. 804 00:32:06,933 --> 00:32:08,567 Listen, I got to do this paid webcam thing in my room, 805 00:32:08,602 --> 00:32:09,902 but if you have any other questions, 806 00:32:09,936 --> 00:32:11,070 just ask your roommate Sam. 807 00:32:11,104 --> 00:32:13,305 Wait, my roommate's name is Sam? 808 00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:14,907 Okay, this couldn't get any cooler. 809 00:32:14,941 --> 00:32:16,442 - I'm sorry. - Hi. 810 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:17,877 I'm Sam. 811 00:32:19,946 --> 00:32:21,080 What? 812 00:32:24,951 --> 00:32:26,986 - Hey. - Hi. 813 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:28,954 So you went to see Elliot. 814 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:33,125 I did. 815 00:32:33,159 --> 00:32:34,493 He's a good guy. 816 00:32:34,528 --> 00:32:36,295 He's a good friend to you. 817 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:37,530 He's one of the only real friends 818 00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:38,724 I've made since I came here. 819 00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:43,102 He texted me as soon as you left his apartment. 820 00:32:43,136 --> 00:32:44,470 Six hours ago. 821 00:32:45,502 --> 00:32:47,382 So I guess I've just been wondering 822 00:32:47,407 --> 00:32:48,507 where you've been. 823 00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:51,677 Well, I, um... 824 00:32:51,711 --> 00:32:54,380 I actually took a water taxi 825 00:32:54,414 --> 00:32:56,749 to the Statue of Liberty. 826 00:32:56,783 --> 00:32:58,784 Just needed some space so I could think. 827 00:32:58,818 --> 00:33:01,787 I went to the High Line to do the same. 828 00:33:03,156 --> 00:33:05,024 Well, then can I go first? 829 00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:21,874 I think I should move out. 830 00:33:21,908 --> 00:33:24,176 I'm not sure that's what I want. 831 00:33:24,211 --> 00:33:26,512 Me neither, but I think... 832 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:28,547 we need to take a step back 833 00:33:28,582 --> 00:33:32,017 for a second together and... 834 00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:35,888 just look at the situation 835 00:33:35,922 --> 00:33:39,491 honestly. 836 00:33:39,526 --> 00:33:41,527 It's not working out. 837 00:33:43,763 --> 00:33:46,065 After graduation, I just... 838 00:33:46,099 --> 00:33:48,267 moved in and we didn't have a conversation about it. 839 00:33:48,301 --> 00:33:50,336 We never weighed the pros and cons. 840 00:33:50,370 --> 00:33:52,705 We never really discussed 841 00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:56,075 if this was the absolute best thing 842 00:33:56,109 --> 00:33:57,943 for our relationship. 843 00:33:57,978 --> 00:34:00,079 We just wanted to be us. Together. 844 00:34:00,113 --> 00:34:01,914 And-and we are together. 845 00:34:01,948 --> 00:34:03,082 We are so together, 846 00:34:03,116 --> 00:34:06,385 but I just think that maybe... 847 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:08,020 living together 848 00:34:08,054 --> 00:34:11,490 in less than ideal circumstances... 849 00:34:11,525 --> 00:34:13,359 Maybe we don't need that pressure right now. 850 00:34:13,393 --> 00:34:16,095 I mean, it's such a scary decision to make. 851 00:34:16,129 --> 00:34:17,863 I-I just, I feel like I-I... 852 00:34:17,898 --> 00:34:19,031 I know, I know. 853 00:34:19,065 --> 00:34:20,332 It is scary, 854 00:34:20,367 --> 00:34:23,068 but I think it's a little less scary if... 855 00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:25,004 we make the decision together. 856 00:34:25,038 --> 00:34:26,405 We can't go backwards. 857 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,440 We're not going backwards. 858 00:34:28,475 --> 00:34:30,776 I think we're... 859 00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:32,378 being smart. 860 00:34:32,412 --> 00:34:37,049 By protecting something that is very precious to me. 861 00:34:38,051 --> 00:34:40,019 You know that, right? 862 00:34:40,053 --> 00:34:42,354 Of course I know that. Of course. 863 00:34:42,389 --> 00:34:44,390 Always. I know. 864 00:34:49,262 --> 00:34:51,163 And no matter who we become, 865 00:34:51,198 --> 00:34:53,098 even if we do need alone time... 866 00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:54,800 which is completely valid... 867 00:34:54,835 --> 00:34:56,715 we'll always belong to each other. 868 00:35:00,674 --> 00:35:02,741 (sighs) 869 00:35:06,150 --> 00:35:08,190 And even though this-this wasn't a fight, 870 00:35:08,215 --> 00:35:11,183 this was just, you know, a grown-up, adult conversation... 871 00:35:11,218 --> 00:35:14,453 you know, we are now 872 00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:16,555 going to have the hottest makeup sex ever. 873 00:35:16,590 --> 00:35:18,424 Okay. 874 00:35:18,458 --> 00:35:21,527 (in high-pitched voice): It never hurts to sing when you're going on a casting. 875 00:35:21,561 --> 00:35:23,762 You do the best impressions! 876 00:35:23,797 --> 00:35:25,297 That's so Kathy Ireland. 877 00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:26,632 Huh. 878 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,167 Okay, now do Gisele. 879 00:35:28,201 --> 00:35:30,336 No, I should probably, uh... I should probably get some sleep. 880 00:35:30,370 --> 00:35:32,505 I-I got a big follow-up photo shoot with, uh, Bubble tomorrow. 881 00:35:32,539 --> 00:35:34,440 The wonderbutt undies? 882 00:35:34,474 --> 00:35:35,741 Oh, my God, Sam! 883 00:35:35,775 --> 00:35:37,443 Congratulations. That's great. 884 00:35:37,477 --> 00:35:39,078 - Thanks. - Okay, well, look, 885 00:35:39,112 --> 00:35:40,346 use these. 886 00:35:40,380 --> 00:35:41,747 I swear by it. 887 00:35:41,781 --> 00:35:43,682 It keeps your body from retaining any water. 888 00:35:43,717 --> 00:35:45,985 I have Adderall if you want. 889 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:48,454 Oh, if you have trouble sleeping, Marla has Ambien. 890 00:35:48,488 --> 00:35:50,322 I prefer Lunesta. 891 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,091 My schedule's been so cray lately. 892 00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:54,260 But don't take whatever Gavin has. 893 00:35:54,294 --> 00:35:56,262 He says it's clenbuterol, 894 00:35:56,296 --> 00:35:58,430 but I swear it's like pig tranquilizers. 895 00:35:58,465 --> 00:36:00,199 Sorry. I got to go. 896 00:36:00,233 --> 00:36:01,600 (clears his throat) 897 00:36:01,635 --> 00:36:03,369 You don't have anything for anxiety, do you? 898 00:36:03,403 --> 00:36:06,372 I don't, uh... don't think I can stay here. 899 00:36:06,406 --> 00:36:08,140 I hate everything. 900 00:36:08,174 --> 00:36:09,775 (door opens) Sam? 901 00:36:09,776 --> 00:36:11,043 (door closes) 902 00:36:11,077 --> 00:36:12,611 (laughter) RACHEL: Oh, my God, you guys 903 00:36:12,646 --> 00:36:14,947 are not gonna believe what happened to me and Artie today. 904 00:36:14,981 --> 00:36:16,515 - Sam? - ARTIE: Sam, come here. Listen to this. 905 00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:17,710 I know this is going to sound 906 00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:18,951 like one of those crazy New York stories, 907 00:36:18,985 --> 00:36:20,219 and I wouldn't believe it myself 908 00:36:20,253 --> 00:36:21,820 if it hadn't just happened, but I swear... 909 00:36:21,855 --> 00:36:23,489 - Just tell us. - Okay, right. 910 00:36:23,523 --> 00:36:24,690 So, Rachel and I were riding the L-Train. 911 00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:26,992 Take a little nap right now. 912 00:36:27,027 --> 00:36:28,928 - Oh, my God, it's him. - Who? 913 00:36:28,962 --> 00:36:30,162 The guy who mugged me. 914 00:36:30,197 --> 00:36:31,463 Oh, no. 915 00:36:31,498 --> 00:36:32,898 Yeah. 916 00:36:32,933 --> 00:36:33,866 Shut up. 917 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,234 Okay, so then, we see this guy, 918 00:36:35,268 --> 00:36:36,569 and he's, like, inching towards this super sweet, 919 00:36:36,603 --> 00:36:37,903 elegant, elderly-looking lady, who'd obviously, 920 00:36:37,938 --> 00:36:39,238 like, had a little bit of work done, 921 00:36:39,272 --> 00:36:41,240 but it was very tasteful. Just, like, right around her eyes. 922 00:36:41,274 --> 00:36:43,242 And this guy was eyeing her gorgeous Hermès Birkin bag. 923 00:36:43,276 --> 00:36:44,310 And then... 924 00:36:44,344 --> 00:36:46,011 - It's pepper spray. - Let me do it. 925 00:36:46,046 --> 00:36:48,047 Go! Be careful. 926 00:36:51,401 --> 00:36:53,562 I cut him off and sprayed him right in the eye. 927 00:36:53,587 --> 00:36:55,421 God, I felt so vindicated. 928 00:36:55,455 --> 00:36:56,422 RACHEL: It was amazing. 929 00:36:56,456 --> 00:36:57,723 And when we got off the subway, 930 00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:59,358 we found out that this guy got arrested, and 931 00:36:59,392 --> 00:37:00,912 it turns out that he's, like, a mugger, 932 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:03,195 slash, hoarder, so all this stuff was just at his apartment. 933 00:37:03,230 --> 00:37:04,763 Yeah, and the cops found my laptop! 934 00:37:04,798 --> 00:37:05,998 - It's amazing. - Great. 935 00:37:06,032 --> 00:37:07,199 You're like a real life Professor X. 936 00:37:07,234 --> 00:37:08,767 Yeah. It's so great. 937 00:37:08,802 --> 00:37:09,501 That was pretty amazing. 938 00:37:09,536 --> 00:37:10,769 BLAINE: Well, Kurt and I 939 00:37:10,804 --> 00:37:12,371 have had a bit of a big day ourselves, actually. 940 00:37:12,405 --> 00:37:13,973 Well, it wasn't as dramatic as that. 941 00:37:14,007 --> 00:37:16,108 Well, it-it was... it was pretty dramatic. 942 00:37:16,142 --> 00:37:18,777 Um, we decided that I'm going to move out. 943 00:37:18,812 --> 00:37:20,045 - Shut up! - Really? 944 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,213 Don't worry. We're not breaking up. 945 00:37:21,248 --> 00:37:22,548 Oh, no, no, no, far from it. 946 00:37:22,582 --> 00:37:23,883 We actually think this is gonna strengthen our relationship. 947 00:37:23,917 --> 00:37:25,217 Yeah, I said he needs to discover the city 948 00:37:25,252 --> 00:37:26,385 the same way I got to. 949 00:37:26,419 --> 00:37:27,553 You know, find his favorite neighborhood, 950 00:37:27,587 --> 00:37:28,721 find his favorite pizza place. 951 00:37:28,755 --> 00:37:30,556 You know, have some time and space 952 00:37:30,590 --> 00:37:32,758 to explore and grow and find out who he is here. 953 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,193 BLAINE: And to that end, my first thought 954 00:37:34,227 --> 00:37:36,495 is that I'm a guy that wouldn't mind crashing 955 00:37:36,530 --> 00:37:38,397 on Sam's couch in his new apartment. 956 00:37:38,431 --> 00:37:41,667 I actually... I actually don't have a new apartment anymore. 957 00:37:41,701 --> 00:37:43,135 Um, I moved out. 958 00:37:43,169 --> 00:37:45,738 That place... it wasn't it for me. 959 00:37:45,772 --> 00:37:48,252 I'm not saying I'm giving up my dream of being a model. 960 00:37:48,275 --> 00:37:49,074 I still want that 961 00:37:49,109 --> 00:37:50,242 more than ever. 962 00:37:50,277 --> 00:37:51,644 I just... I want to do it the right way 963 00:37:51,678 --> 00:37:53,879 with, you know, no puking, pills and eating cotton balls. 964 00:37:53,914 --> 00:37:54,947 BLAINE: Well, that's good. 965 00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:56,582 Maybe we can find a place together. 966 00:37:56,616 --> 00:37:57,449 - Yes. - Yeah. 967 00:37:57,484 --> 00:37:59,051 - Up top? - Yeah. 968 00:37:59,085 --> 00:38:01,387 - Guess who's taking over New York? - (Kurt gasps) 969 00:38:01,421 --> 00:38:03,889 - What?! - I mean, this day couldn't get any better. 970 00:38:03,924 --> 00:38:05,090 It could not get any better. 971 00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:06,892 - What are you doing here? - Oh, I missed you guys. 972 00:38:06,927 --> 00:38:09,407 Okay, that's it. You're never leaving now. 973 00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:14,433 Just ring it a little bit to the right. Oh, my gosh, this 974 00:38:14,468 --> 00:38:16,948 apartment is so cute. I'm so happy that Mercedes is here. 975 00:38:16,970 --> 00:38:18,104 Well, technically, she's not here, 976 00:38:18,138 --> 00:38:19,472 which is why we're doing all the work. 977 00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:20,773 And where is she? 978 00:38:20,807 --> 00:38:21,807 BLAINE: She's inside 979 00:38:21,842 --> 00:38:23,843 with Sam... alone. 980 00:38:23,877 --> 00:38:24,777 Oh, dear God. 981 00:38:24,811 --> 00:38:26,712 I mean, you know, L.A.'s okay 982 00:38:26,747 --> 00:38:29,148 if you like sunshine all the time, which I don't. 983 00:38:29,182 --> 00:38:30,850 - Yeah. - It makes me squint. 984 00:38:30,884 --> 00:38:32,985 Then I got to thinking about all of you guys 985 00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:34,987 and all the fun that you must be having. 986 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:37,189 And I ain't ashamed to say it. 987 00:38:37,224 --> 00:38:38,891 Got a little lonely out there. 988 00:38:38,925 --> 00:38:41,327 I missed you. Well, I miss everyone. 989 00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:44,196 - Even Rachel? - (laughing): Yes, even Rachel. 990 00:38:44,231 --> 00:38:46,599 That girl... she keeps my head in the game. 991 00:38:46,633 --> 00:38:48,467 So I told the producers that my album 992 00:38:48,502 --> 00:38:51,470 needed an East Coast, Harlem, bebop, uptown kind of vibe. 993 00:38:51,505 --> 00:38:52,772 (laughs) 994 00:38:52,806 --> 00:38:55,307 You know, I don't have any idea what that means, but 995 00:38:55,342 --> 00:38:56,408 the suckers bought it. 996 00:38:56,443 --> 00:38:57,510 I love the Harlem bebop. (laughs) 997 00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:59,011 So here I am. 998 00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:01,647 Two bedrooms and a refrigerator. 999 00:39:01,681 --> 00:39:03,749 That's so cool. It's crazy. 1000 00:39:03,784 --> 00:39:04,944 So, uh, what are you gonna... 1001 00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:06,218 what are you gonna do with the other room? 1002 00:39:06,253 --> 00:39:08,254 Oh, well, you know, I was thinking 1003 00:39:08,288 --> 00:39:09,822 of storing my hair for my weaves in there. 1004 00:39:09,856 --> 00:39:11,657 But then I got to thinking, 1005 00:39:11,691 --> 00:39:12,931 maybe I should rent it out 1006 00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:14,226 to a couple of nerds I knew back in high school. 1007 00:39:14,261 --> 00:39:16,295 You know, but Blaine and I need a place, 1008 00:39:16,329 --> 00:39:19,365 so, you could just, you know, rent to us. 1009 00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:22,535 Oh, you were talking about us. Yes, I was. 1010 00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:24,703 Well, listen, that's great. That's amazing. I heard that. Yeah. 1011 00:39:24,738 --> 00:39:26,005 Yeah. Ah. 1012 00:39:26,039 --> 00:39:27,406 (clears throat) Uh, what are we, uh...? 1013 00:39:27,441 --> 00:39:29,475 But what are we gonna do about the... our sexual chemistry? 1014 00:39:29,509 --> 00:39:31,043 'Cause it's... 1015 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:33,946 Uh-uh. No. Been there, done that. No, Sam. 1016 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,347 Okay, yeah, just friends, just friends. 1017 00:39:35,382 --> 00:39:36,782 Yeah. This looks good, though. 1018 00:39:36,817 --> 00:39:38,217 All right, fine. Yeah, just friends. 1019 00:39:38,218 --> 00:39:40,419 - That's a good call. That's a good call. - Mm-hmm. 1020 00:39:40,454 --> 00:39:42,455 Just, uh... 1021 00:39:42,489 --> 00:39:44,256 I will bite your wax lips off. 1022 00:39:44,291 --> 00:39:48,094 Listen, we play by my rules, or not at all. 1023 00:39:48,128 --> 00:39:49,295 Okay? 1024 00:39:49,329 --> 00:39:50,463 Oh, yeah. 1025 00:39:50,497 --> 00:39:52,364 Can you tighten that up? 1026 00:39:52,399 --> 00:39:54,033 It's a little loose. 1027 00:39:54,067 --> 00:39:59,238 Some people just don't know how to screw things. 1028 00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:00,606 Come on. 1029 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,280 I really wish I could be helping you guys. 1030 00:40:02,309 --> 00:40:04,076 Oh, don't worry about it, Artie. We know you would help. 1031 00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:05,811 Rachel, on the other hand... I don't know. 1032 00:40:05,846 --> 00:40:07,880 What? I'm texting my publicist. 1033 00:40:07,914 --> 00:40:11,083 (singsongy): That was a joke, but I do have to go! 1034 00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:13,419 We're doing sound and mic checks now at the theatre. 1035 00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,054 Are we still on for dinner tonight 1036 00:40:15,088 --> 00:40:16,248 for our annual Monday night 1037 00:40:16,256 --> 00:40:17,490 because-it's-my-only-night-off dinner? 1038 00:40:17,524 --> 00:40:19,164 Let's do a potluck, 'cause I'm not cooking 1039 00:40:19,192 --> 00:40:20,592 - for everybody. - Okay. I'm so excited. 1040 00:40:20,594 --> 00:40:22,234 This is going to be a great new tradition! 1041 00:40:22,262 --> 00:40:23,896 I'm gonna go and get pies now for everyone. 1042 00:40:23,930 --> 00:40:24,897 Taxi! 1043 00:40:24,931 --> 00:40:28,167 Taxi! Hey! 1044 00:40:28,201 --> 00:40:29,168 God, I love her style. 1045 00:40:29,202 --> 00:40:31,137 God, I need a break. 1046 00:40:31,171 --> 00:40:32,905 (laughs) 1047 00:40:32,939 --> 00:40:34,774 (Barbra Streisand's "People" begins) 1048 00:40:34,808 --> 00:40:39,345 ♪ People ♪ 1049 00:40:39,379 --> 00:40:45,651 ♪ People who need people ♪ 1050 00:40:45,685 --> 00:40:50,422 ♪ Are the luckiest people ♪ 1051 00:40:50,457 --> 00:40:56,328 ♪ In the world ♪ 1052 00:40:56,363 --> 00:41:02,301 ♪ We're children ♪ 1053 00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:07,573 ♪ Needing other children ♪ 1054 00:41:07,607 --> 00:41:13,212 ♪ And yet letting our grown-up pride ♪ 1055 00:41:13,246 --> 00:41:18,717 ♪ Hide all the need inside ♪ 1056 00:41:18,752 --> 00:41:24,190 ♪ Acting more like children ♪ 1057 00:41:24,224 --> 00:41:29,094 ♪ Than children ♪ 1058 00:41:31,164 --> 00:41:34,200 ♪ Lovers ♪ 1059 00:41:34,234 --> 00:41:41,173 ♪ Are very special people ♪ 1060 00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:46,946 ♪ They're the luckiest people ♪ 1061 00:41:46,980 --> 00:41:51,751 ♪ In the world ♪ 1062 00:41:51,785 --> 00:41:56,388 ♪ With one person ♪ 1063 00:41:56,423 --> 00:42:01,393 ♪ One very special person ♪ 1064 00:42:01,428 --> 00:42:06,832 ♪ A feeling deep in your soul ♪ 1065 00:42:06,867 --> 00:42:10,770 ♪ Says you were half, now you're whole ♪ 1066 00:42:10,804 --> 00:42:15,508 ♪ No more hunger and thirst ♪ 1067 00:42:15,542 --> 00:42:22,281 ♪ But first be a person who needs people ♪ 1068 00:42:22,315 --> 00:42:28,754 ♪ People who need people ♪ 1069 00:42:28,789 --> 00:42:36,789 ♪ Are the luckiest people... ♪ 1070 00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:41,467 ♪ In the world... ♪ 1071 00:42:45,514 --> 00:42:50,851 Sync & corrections by wilson0804 www.Addic7ed.com