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Here's what you missed on Glee.
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The Glee Club is officially over...
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because the New Directions
didn't win at nationals.
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Since Sue's principal and only
wants winning teams at McKinley...
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- she made good on her promise
to cancel it. - Hold up.
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Which means if Will wants to coach
a glee club, he has to find a new job...
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- and he's got a baby on the way.
- God, that's awful.
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Blaine got into NYADA
and Artie's at film school in Brooklyn.
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Sam's not going to college, but he's in
New York to try his luck at modeling.
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So I'm going to skip college too
and become a male model.
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Impossible. You're too fat.
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Santana and Brittany
are on an extended vacation...
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on the Isle of Lesbos...
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and Rachel's six months into her dream...
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of playing Fanny Brice in Funny Girl...
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and that's about to open
on Broadway real soon.
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It's exciting.
And that's what you missed on Glee.
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Rachel. Rachel, please. Just a minute.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Sidney.
I'm actually kind of late.
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- I have to go and meet my friends.
- That's not gonna be a problem.
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Look, I know this has been
a couple of very long months for you...
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but you've been a trouper.
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I mean, you know,
having to do the show on the road...
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Santana quitting,
us having to restage the entire play-
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But I just want to say thank you.
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- Thank you so much, Sidney.
- No, no, no.
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This is how I say thank you.
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24/7, on-call.
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- Is this for me?
- Mm-hmm.
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No more crowded subways
in New York for my star.
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So.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Now, the only question is...
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where would Miss Berry like to go?
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Ripped By mstoll
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- Hello!
- Fancy!
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Ahhh!
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I can call him any time of day.
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He's amazing.
He doesn't even say a word.
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It's like living in a high-end
coffee commercial every day.
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- Unbelievable.
- So where we going for lunch?
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Someplace cheap or free?
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No. It is my treat and my ride.
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You guys have been so great
and emotionally supportive for me...
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during the entire out-of-town
Funny Girl run.
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And through your move back to the loft...
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which you never carried
your own clothes or furniture.
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It was heavy.
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Come on. We're going.
We're gonna go to The Odeon.
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I feel like I've been really good lately.
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You have been. You deserve it.
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Everyone from Broadway
goes and it's so cool.
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I don't know, probably just, like, rather
than getting a side salad-
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- Can we pop the trunk?
- Trunk is full.
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- Can I sit in the front, then?
- Full too.
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Well-
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Oh, it's okay. Sam and I can
just meet you there. Right, Sam?
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
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Great.
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- I guess.
- Thank you.
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We'll order an appetizer.
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- What? - No, I can't serve you
breakfast in bed if you're not in bed.
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It's been months. You don't have to
keep doing-Oh, that does smell good.
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They're lemon-blueberry pancakes.
And the Sunday Chronicle.
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Wha-It's not even Sunday.
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They print the Arts & Leisure
section and Style section on Wednesday.
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You know me so well.
Is there anything I can do to help?
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You can check if the coffee
is steeped enough to press.
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I still can't believe it.
We're really doing it.
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Living together,
building a future together-
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Bushwick. Did you ever imagine that?
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It's actually way, way better.
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Every morning
I get to wake up next to you...
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I get to walk you to the subway,
then walk you to class...
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and most days
I get to have lunch with you.
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And even after all of that amazingness,
I get to come home to you.
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And I get to crawl up in bed with you,
get under the covers-
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Meanwhile, the Shahs of Sunset
are playing in the background.
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Wait. Are we turning each other
into an old married couple?
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On the contrary.
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On the contrary.
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Dudes, I just made it all the way to the
original Nathan's at Coney Island.
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Now I kinda stink, so I'm gonna shower.
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Ooh, ice cream. Good job.
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Okay, I know Sam is your bestie...
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but he said he'd only be couch surfing
with us for a few weeks.
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- I know.
- It's been months, okay?
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This apartment has too many people in it.
You've got to talk to him.
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New York, new Artie. It was scary at first.
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No space, no ramp van,
no cutouts in the curbs.
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- Whoa!
- Hey, I'm rollin' here!
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Watch where you're going!
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This city's alive, always moving...
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and I didn't know if I'd be able to keep up.
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But then I realized I'm in the city
where everybody walks...
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which actually puts me at an advantage.
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And as a bonus,
my biceps aren't looking so bad...
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thank you very much.
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All of the cab drivers in New York
are required to take wheelchairs...
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and all the buses have lifts,
but real New Yorkers take the subway.
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There's romanticism
about the city beneath the city.
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There's music,
there's people, there's life.
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H-Hey! Hey! Hey!
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- Hey!
- I know, man. I'm sorry.
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My laptop's in there!
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Hey!
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It's the only copy of my script.
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Bro, just completed Aqua Park
and Millennium Mines.
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Now I'm ruling Karts & Coasters.
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RollerCoaster Tycoon. It-It's amazing.
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Sam, you've been sitting there
since I left this morning.
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You've basically been in that
exact same spot for months.
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Yeah, well, Kurt's fancy
wire chairs hurt my back...
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so this thing is the only thing
that's comfortable.
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Look.
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Uh, Kurt and I were talking
and, um, we just-
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You want me to move out. I knew it.
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You know what?
Santana got to stay here forever.
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We don't want you to move, per se...
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although that isn't
the worst idea I've ever heard.
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We're just-
We're worried about you, man.
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We know that work has been slow.
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Try nonexistent, okay?
I've had zero modeling auditions. Zero.
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I can't even get my agent on the phone.
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I just get her lazy
assistant Pam who's like...
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well, maybe I should cut
my hair because I look like a dirty hippie.
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- Well, maybe you should.
- But I like it. Okay?
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Besides, Mr. Schue said
that we shouldn't care what people think.
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We should just be ourselves.
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What a load of crap, huh?
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Well, Mr. Schue also said...
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we should face our fears.
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Remember that one? So-
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Buddy, I know this is frustrating-
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Maybe I just shouldn't
even be here, okay?
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I hate New York, okay? It's crowded,
it's loud, it smells like garbage...
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and everybody here
is basically paid to be rude to you.
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Sometimes it's just easier
if you stay inside.
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All right. Get up. Get up.
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I-I don't want to watch
you waste away in here...
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when there is so much to do out there.
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Put on a clean shirt.
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That's got, like, five kinds of stains on it.
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Come on. Follow me.
We're going outside.
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Come on.
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Hey, if you can sing
in the middle of Times Square...
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you can pretty much do anything.
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I think it's time
that you conquered this city.
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I don't know why they call it
Times Square. I don't see any clocks.
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Every art has its instrument.
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The violinist has his violin.
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The sculptor has his stone.
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And the mime...
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has his body.
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Let us begin our work today...
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with the mime's most
heartbreaking expression...
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of his accursed silent ennui.
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The pulling of the invisible rope...
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attached to something heavy.
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Psst. Psst.
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What are you doing here?
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This is a winter master class taught by
Marcel Marceau's illegitimate son Alain.
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Y-You're a freshman.
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I got special permission
from Madam Tibideaux.
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Turns out I'm in six
out of eight of your classes.
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- How is that even possible?
- Stop talking!
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And now, we will move on...
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to the mime's most tragic expression...
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of the pointlessness of man's existence.
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We are walking down the street...
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without a worry, a care in the world...
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and suddenly we begin to notice
that we are walking in place...
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but we are not going anywhere.
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Have you asked Sam to move out yet?
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We haven't had a moment to ourselves.
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And now, we will stop to pick a flower.
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And in front of your eyes, the flower dies.
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Hey. Are you sure it's not me
who's crowding you?
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No, why would you say that?
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Good. I was really worried
I was suffocating you.
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So maybe after this, we can get lunch?
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'Cause then we have
Theater History class together...
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and Auditioning for
the Camera class together-
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And now, you are trapped
with the person next to you in a box.
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At first, the box seems big
enough for the two of you.
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But then, the box begins to shrink.
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The box where you live,
because that is all a mime can afford.
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Getting smaller and smaller...
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and smaller and smaller...
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and smaller.
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It's that time.
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Time for change, reinvention, rebirth.
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That's what N.Y.C. Is all about.
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Okay, maybe that's a little dramatic,
but don't kid yourself.
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Getting a haircut is a big deal.
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Normally, I wouldn't take style advice from
helmet-haired, bow-tie-loving Blaine...
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but he really helped me see the light.
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Or in this case, the scissors.
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Yeah, I'll miss rocking the bronytail...
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but I need to jump-start
this modeling operation, shake things up.
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Time for new head shots,
new portfolio, new attitude.
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Because if there's one thing I've learned...
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you can't just sit around waiting for
the good things in life to come to you.
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You need to kick down some doors
and make them happen.
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This is Sam Evans like
we've never seen before.
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Here I come, New York City.
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I'm so close to owning this town,
I can practically taste it.
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Yeah, that computer cost
over a thousand bucks.
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My-My credit card was in there,
my phone-
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- Tell him that he was on crutches.
- And he-
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Yeah. Thanks so much for your help.
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That's it? Any leads?
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Blaine, do you have to use
the SodaStream machine right now?
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- Artie's in a very fragile state.
- Sorry.
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I'm sorry about him.
He just needs his bubbles.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Rachel.
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Do you want a homemade
sparkling, sugar-free soda?
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Oh, no, thanks.
The carbonation's bad for my vocal cords.
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But-
You know what I will take?
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Just some, like,
hot water with, like, a little lemon.
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- Thank you so much.
- Rachel, you missed it.
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Artie was mugged in the subway, and now
it's like an episode of S.V.U. over here.
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- What?
- Except for not at all.
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I wasn't touched. I was robbed.
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- Oh, my God. Are you okay?
- No. Not really.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do
about replacing that computer...
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I need a new school I.D.,
and to be honest...
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I don't know if I'm gonna feel safe
going in the subway anymore.
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I just felt so vulnerable and I don't-
I don't know, alone.
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Blaine, I'm gonna throw
that machine out the window.
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I am so sorry, but I know
exactly how you feel, okay?
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When I first moved to New York,
I gave this homeless person $10...
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when I just meant to give him one,
and when I asked for it back...
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everyone hissed and they booed at me...
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and I felt so violated and vulnerable.
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Oh, wait. So you were out nine dollars?
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But look, the next day,
I just got right back on that subway...
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because overcoming experiences like
that is what makes you a real New Yorker.
239
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,632
Your beverage, milady.
240
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,154
Oh, are those Meyer lemons?
241
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,798
No, I can't have that.
242
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,074
You know what, Rachel?
243
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,991
Don't lecture me
about being a real New Yorker...
244
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,150
with your lemon water
and your chauffeured limousine.
245
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,958
You're not even a real person anymore.
246
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,314
Now if you'll just excuse me...
247
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,198
I have to go figure out how
to put my life back together.
248
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,191
It's a town car, not a limousine.
249
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,111
It's a town car.
250
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,668
Right? A town car.
251
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,717
So, I found this song by
A Great Big World...
252
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,631
that would be perfect for our band.
253
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:46,110
It's got a nice pop feel to it
without being totally saccharine...
254
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,952
and you're not listening
to a word I'm saying.
255
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,156
I'm sorry.
I-I didn't get any sleep last night.
256
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,073
- Mmm. Lucky you.
- It's not like that.
257
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,549
Blaine bought a couch
off the back of a truck...
258
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,995
because apparently the furniture
I carefully chose...
259
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,674
from Chelsea's finest flea markets
isn't that comfortable.
260
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,354
It was a mid-century knockoff,
so I gave him an "A" for effort...
261
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,158
but as soon as I lifted up
one of the cushions...
262
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,798
I saw that the entire couch
was riddled with...
263
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:10,316
Bedbugs! Bedbugs! Bedbugs!
264
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,710
So we spent the entire night disinfecting
everything, taking Silkwood showers...
265
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,472
and disinfecting everything again.
266
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,074
And I know what I'm about to say sounds
like a bad Bravo show...
267
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:22,278
but I'm starting to think that couch
was an omen of our relationship.
268
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,875
Seemingly fine from the outside
but headed for certain disaster.
269
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,279
- Hmph.
- Does that sound crazy?
270
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,318
- Absolutely.
- Well, it's not just the couch.
271
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,833
I'm starting to feel claustrophobic.
272
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,957
I mean, I wake up next to Blaine,
I-I go to school with Blaine...
273
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,315
I come home to Blaine.
274
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,550
I feel like I'm starting to lose my identity.
275
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,916
Okay, well, stop me
if you don't want my opinion.
276
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,036
Okay, when I first heard
you were engaged...
277
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:49,159
I thought, "Mm-mmm. Big mistake.
Too young." But you know what?
278
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:53,199
Seeing you guys together, I think that what
you have is real and worth fighting for...
279
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,032
and I'm super jealous.
280
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,509
Still, though,
everyone needs time alone. It's healthy.
281
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,750
So just set some boundaries.
282
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,432
But don't forget to rehearse
with your band.
283
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,918
Miss Berry, no worries
about the garment bags in the back.
284
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,752
I make sure they lie flat.
285
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,512
Okay, great. Thank you.
286
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,913
Look at me.
287
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,470
I'm sealed up in this mini popemobile,
glassed off from the masses.
288
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,959
I feel nothing in here.
289
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,190
The only air I breathe smells
like pine tree air freshener...
290
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,952
and Mennen Speed Stick.
291
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:11,033
The only danger and risk in here is a paper
cut on the trades in my seat-back pocket.
292
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,554
Artie's right. I am isolated.
293
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,154
Rapunzeled away
and barely out of my teens.
294
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,118
Fanny Brice's father was
a bartender down here on the Bowery...
295
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,589
and I still haven't schlepped
to an opening at the New Museum.
296
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,433
Dmitri, where are we right now?
297
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,353
Uh, we're now crossing into Chinatown.
298
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,874
What am I doing? Who am I turning into?
299
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,598
I'm losing my authenticity.
300
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:34,911
How am I gonna be one of the great Broadway
actors, which was my lifelong dream...
301
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,355
if I don't have any
real-life experiences to pull from?
302
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:41,194
Stop the car. Um, sorry,
I'm actually just gonna get out right here.
303
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,271
I'm gonna get a cup
of really strong black tea...
304
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,112
and then maybe stop at that herbalist...
305
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,510
and get some stuff that the kids in Ohio
have never tasted before.
306
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,433
What better way to say...
307
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,158
"Sorry for bringing bedbugs
into the house"...
308
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,869
than by preplanning the design
of a much-needed loft work space?
309
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:16,316
I can't stand seeing such a prime piece
of the floor plan go to waste.
310
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,834
As much as Kurt is feeling
anxiety about being crowded...
311
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,878
I'm still feeling as if I'm living
in someone else's home.
312
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,110
If I'm gonna be here for a while,
then just like Pippin...
313
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,033
I'm gonna find
my very own corner of the sky.
314
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,031
Kurt's done a marvelous job
creating an atmosphere...
315
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,633
of the quintessential
New York living experience...
316
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,314
but let's be honest,
it's not entirely functional.
317
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,799
Kurt's gonna love this.
318
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,193
Is-Okay, is that one of those
outlines that the police use?
319
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,713
Did somebody die in here?
320
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,995
Sam, this in no way resembles
the shape of a person.
321
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,149
So?
322
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,390
So no, no one died in here.
323
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,913
What did you do to your hair?
324
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,639
Oh, well, thanks to you, I-I-I got it cut.
325
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,757
And then, bursting with my newfound
New York City confidence...
326
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,070
- I went out and I booked my
first modeling job. - What?
327
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,593
- Yeah. I know.
- That's amazing.
328
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,399
Congratulations, man. What's it for?
329
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,357
Bubble.
330
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,475
Okay. What-
331
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,471
Booty-contouring underwear for men.
332
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,471
Thanks to Bubble, men can now have...
333
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,393
that sexy, round onion booty
that they've always dreamed of.
334
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,393
I didn't even know there was
a market for that, but that is great.
335
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,959
And I got you a free pair.
336
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,555
Oh, thank you.
I, um, can't wait to show Kurt.
337
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,517
Good news keeps coming, my brother.
338
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,592
I... am moving out.
339
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,148
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
Y-You're moving? Where you going to?
340
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,312
The agency's putting me up in an
apartment with a bunch of other models.
341
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,277
I'm stoked. My own place, sort of...
342
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:38,432
and, you know, I'm not gonna be
taking up any more room on the couch.
343
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,590
Well, you're gonna visit us, right?
344
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,955
Um, yeah, if I have time, you know.
345
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:47,431
But I-I-I might be traveling
to Paris and Milan every week.
346
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,351
Who knows?
347
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,954
- I'm gonna pack everything up.
- Yeah.
348
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,677
Hey. Oh, did you hear Sam just got a job?
349
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,193
What are you doing?
350
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,793
Uh, this is, uh, something
I thought would make...
351
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,438
a really great office area.
352
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,999
Back away from the lamp, okay?
353
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,479
When someone enters their sanctuary...
354
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,438
they don't want their eyes immediately
drawn to a hideous work space.
355
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,192
- I'm not done yet.
- This isn't McKinley.
356
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,999
You can't just barge in here and do whatever
you want, whenever you want, all right?
357
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,709
You could've at least consulted me before
making design decisions in my home.
358
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,473
I thought that this was supposed
to be our home, Kurt.
359
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:25,236
And believe it or not, not every single
design decision you make is brilliant.
360
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,153
This whole privacy-curtains-between-
the-bedrooms thing is stupid. Come on.
361
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,151
We can hear every single noise
our roommates make at night...
362
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,639
and God knows what they hear from us.
363
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,359
You know what? Elliott was right.
We're losing our boundaries.
364
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,954
I'm sorry. Elliott? What-What does
Elliott have to do with any of this?
365
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,110
- We were talking.
- I bet you were talking.
366
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,350
- He's my friend.
- I bet he's your friend.
367
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,873
Calm down, psycho. All right?
368
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,599
And stop being so pouty and weird.
It's annoying.
369
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,070
All right, let's just be adults and put
everything back where it's supposed to go.
370
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,798
Okay, I got an idea.
371
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,348
Why don't you put it back where it's
supposed to go because it's your apartment.
372
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,032
Fine! I will.
373
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,470
Hey, move it, kid!
374
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,636
- Who is it?
- It's Blaine.
375
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,629
Hey, I-
376
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,154
Are you okay? Oh.
377
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,912
Oh, God, you're not trying
to move in here, are you?
378
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,275
No, I'm not. We need to talk.
379
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,999
I don't have your number and I don't have your
e-mail and we're not friends on Facebook...
380
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,957
because I made it a point
of waiting for you to friend me...
381
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,439
which you never did, by the way.
382
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,670
So here I am face-to-face.
383
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,637
I just want to hear you admit it.
384
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,278
Admit what?
385
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,830
That you're trying to steal Kurt
away from me, Starchild Gilbert!
386
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,399
What?
What are you talking about?
387
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,959
Please!
388
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,951
I was onto you the second I saw...
389
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,349
that weird "cinnamon roll selfie"
you took months ago.
390
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,839
You guys posted that. Remember that?
391
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,797
I get to New York
and all of a sudden it's...
392
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,348
"Elliott thinks this"
and "Elliott thinks that"...
393
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,271
and "Elliott's hair is so full and thick...
394
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,952
that he doesn't have to rely on hair gel."
395
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:12,273
Well, I may not be a cool,
steampunk, glitter-rock vampire...
396
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:15,272
with, like, tats and guyliner,
but you know what?
397
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,351
I love Kurt. I love him.
398
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:21,479
He's my fiancé, not yours. So back off.
399
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,276
Okay, uh-Are you done?
400
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,229
- Take this.
- What?
401
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,151
Yeah, it's, uh, it's like a body pillow.
402
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,992
I think it's gonna calm you down.
403
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,878
- Take a seat.
- Okay.
404
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,314
Look, Blaine, I'm not after Kurt.
405
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,833
We're just friends.
406
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,990
Don't get me wrong, I mean,
he's a-he's a cute guy...
407
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,672
but I-I don't think of him that way.
408
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:47,275
And even if I did, Kurt loves you.
409
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,272
I mean, he-he doesn't shut up
about you actually.
410
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,555
Like, ever.
411
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,395
I'm-I'm sorry.
I don't know what's going on with me.
412
00:26:56,480 --> 00:27:00,234
It's just, we've been apart for so long...
413
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:04,916
and now that I'm finally here,
I just want to catch up to him.
414
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,231
I just want to make it real,
and the more I try-
415
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,515
The more it pushes him away?
416
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,433
Well, maybe you should stop trying.
417
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,828
Hey, look,
New York is a really crowded place...
418
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:22,198
and people need a little more
room to breathe here than usual.
419
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,316
You're right.
420
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:29,712
I guess I always think
of boundaries as walls...
421
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,997
instead of places to grow in.
422
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,112
I'm so sorry. I-I should go.
423
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,997
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
424
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,719
You just got here.
You want to just hang out for a minute?
425
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:41,835
Um-
426
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,036
I mean, you've obviously come to jam.
427
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,439
I- You gave me this.
428
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,750
- Glitter-rock vampire, huh?
- I didn't mean that. I'm sorry.
429
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,513
I like that. I-I-I can work with that.
430
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,309
- Okay, okay. - Come on. Give me
some blues. Give me some Southern-
431
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,709
Um.
Gli-
432
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,198
- Hey.
- I got your text.
433
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,510
Why did Her Royal Highness
summon a commoner like me?
434
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,909
Okay, that was a little rude,
but I know I had it coming.
435
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,719
Look, I had an epiphany, and
you were right, okay? About everything.
436
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,234
I don't want to be sheltered
from the world. I want to live in it.
437
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,596
So, let's go. I have rehearsal and you
have class. Let's take the subway.
438
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,636
- No, I can't.
- No, together.
439
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,711
I know you're a little shaken up
about what happened, but trust me...
440
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,156
I took Krav Maga as a child at the J.C.C.
And I can protect you.
441
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,633
- So, what about the limo?
- Town car. I gave it up.
442
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,429
I told my producers I'd be in a much better place
if I rode the subway with my friend every day.
443
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,033
- Every day?
- Well, if you'll have me.
444
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,599
Look, I will make you a deal.
445
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,114
I'll ride the subway with you and
make sure you don't get mugged again...
446
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,873
if you give me a tongue-lashing
if I lose my way.
447
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,473
- I can do that.
- Okay.
448
00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,993
I'm really happy that you're in New York.
449
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,389
The city is a much less
scarier place with a friend.
450
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,439
And I'm really happy you dragged me back
down here because I really do love it.
451
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,073
I think there's, like,
a dozen models living here...
452
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,196
but people take off for weeks
at a time on photo shoots...
453
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,713
so it never gets too crowded.
454
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,189
- The rooms are kind of small.
- Oh, that's okay. I've been homeless.
455
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,793
That's cool, man. I envy your realness.
456
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,269
Listen, I got to do
this paid webcam thing in my room...
457
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,396
but if you have any other questions,
just ask your roommate, Sam.
458
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,755
Wait, my roommate's name is Sam?
459
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,751
Okay, this couldn't get
any cooler. I'm sorry.
460
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,910
Hi. I'm Sam.
461
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:02,990
What?
462
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,671
- Hey.
- Hi.
463
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,715
So you went to see Elliott.
464
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,512
I did.
465
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,558
He's a good guy.
He's a good friend to you.
466
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:21,269
He's one of the only
real friends I've made since I came here.
467
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,397
He texted me as soon
as you left his apartment.
468
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,789
Six hours ago.
469
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:30,555
So I guess I've just been
wondering where you've been.
470
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,312
Well, I, um...
471
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:37,155
actually took a water taxi
to the Statue of Liberty.
472
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,151
Just needed some space so I could think.
473
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,038
I went to the High Line to do the same.
474
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,158
Well, then can I go first?
475
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,312
I think I should move out.
476
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,516
I'm not sure that's what I want.
477
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,795
Me neither, but I think...
478
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,998
we need to take a step back
for a second, together...
479
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:15,996
and just look at the situation honestly.
480
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,470
It's not working out.
481
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:26,478
After graduation, I just moved in, and
we didn't have a conversation about it.
482
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,391
We never weighed the pros and cons.
483
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,914
We never really discussed...
484
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:35,869
if this was the absolute
best thing for our relationship.
485
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,951
We just wanted to be us. Together.
486
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,758
And-And we are together.
487
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,992
We are so together,
but I just think that maybe...
488
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:48,870
living together in
less-than-ideal circumstances-
489
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,315
Maybe we don't need
that pressure right now.
490
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,197
I mean, it's such
a scary decision to make.
491
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,113
- I-I just, I feel like I-I-
- I know, I know.
492
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,078
It is scary,
but I think it's a little less scary...
493
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,833
if we make the decision together.
494
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,194
We can't go backwards.
495
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,430
We're not going backwards.
496
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,677
I think we're being smart.
497
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:14,072
By protecting something
that is very precious to me.
498
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,236
- You know that, right?
- Of course I know that.
499
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,676
Of course. Always. I know.
500
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,671
And no matter who we become,
even if we do need alone time...
501
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,318
which is completely valid...
502
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,958
we'll always belong to each other.
503
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,233
And even though this-this wasn't a fight...
504
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:47,438
this was just, you know,
grown-up, adult conversation, you know...
505
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:51,274
we are now going to have
the hottest makeup sex ever.
506
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,038
It never hurts
to sing when you're going on a casting.
507
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,634
You do the best impressions.
508
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,472
- That's so Kathy Ireland.
- Huh.
509
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,437
Okay, now do Gisele.
510
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,192
No, I should probably get some sleep.
511
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,589
I got a big follow-up photo
shoot with Bubble tomorrow.
512
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,433
The Wonderbutt undies?
Oh, my God, Sam.
513
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,317
Congratulations. That's great.
514
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,879
- Thanks.
- Okay, well, look.
515
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,349
Use these. I swear by it.
516
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,795
It keeps your body
from retaining any water.
517
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,518
And I have Adderall if you want.
518
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,955
Oh, and if you have trouble sleeping,
Marla has Ambien.
519
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,189
I prefer Lunesta.
520
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,350
God, my schedule's been so cray lately.
521
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,749
But don't take whatever Gavin has.
522
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:31,435
He says it's clenbuterol,
but I swear it's, like, pig tranquilizers.
523
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,479
Sorry. I got to go.
524
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,710
You don't have anything
for anxiety, do you?
525
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,075
I don't, uh-I don't think I can stay here.
526
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,752
I hate everything.
527
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,559
Sam?
528
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,039
Oh, my God...
529
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,270
you guys are not gonna believe
what happened to me and Artie today.
530
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,793
- Sam?
- Sam, come here. Listen to this.
531
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,110
This is going to sound
like one of those crazy New York stories...
532
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,952
and I wouldn't believe it myself
if it hadn't just happened...
533
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,519
- but I swear-
- Just tell us.
534
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,636
Okay, right. So, Rachel and I
were riding the "L" train.
535
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,234
I'm gonna take a little nap right now.
536
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,548
Oh, my God, it's him.
537
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,358
- Who?
- The guy who mugged me.
538
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,510
Oh, no.
539
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,716
- Shut up.
- Okay, so then, we see this guy...
540
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,473
and he's, like, inching towards this super
sweet, elderly looking lady...
541
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,118
who'd obviously had
a little bit of work done...
542
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,997
but it was a very tasteful-
just right around her eyes.
543
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,435
And this guy was eyeing her gorgeous
Hermès Birkin bag. And then-
544
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,078
- It's pepper spray.
- Let me do it.
545
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,995
Go. Be careful.
546
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,870
I cut him off and sprayed him
right in the eye.
547
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,598
- God, I felt so vindicated.
- It was amazing.
548
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,319
And when we got off the subway,
we found out that this guy got arrested...
549
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,994
and it turns out that he's, like,
a mugger/hoarder...
550
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,559
so all this stuff was just at his apartment.
551
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,596
- Yeah, and the cops found my laptop.
- It's amazing.
552
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,398
Wow, you're like a real-life Professor X.
553
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,913
- That's so great.
- It was pretty amazing.
554
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,356
Well, Kurt and I have had
a bit of a big day ourselves, actually.
555
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,556
- Well, it wasn't as dramatic as that.
- Well, it-it was-
556
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:48,519
It was pretty dramatic.
Um, we decided that I'm gonna move out.
557
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:49,715
- Shut up.
- Really?
558
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,358
Don't worry. We're not breaking up.
559
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,396
No, far from it. We actually think
this is gonna strengthen our relationship.
560
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,074
Yeah, I said he needs to discover the city
the same way I got to.
561
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,594
Find his favorite neighborhood,
find his favorite pizza place.
562
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,911
You know, have some time and space to explore
and grow and find out who he is here.
563
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,831
And to that end, my first thought is...
564
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:08,516
that I'm a guy that wouldn't mind crashing
on Sam's couch in his new apartment.
565
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,591
I actually-I actually don't have
a new apartment anymore.
566
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,398
Um, I moved out.
567
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,436
That place, it wasn't it for me.
568
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,750
I'm not saying I'm giving up
my dream of being a model.
569
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,432
I-I still want that more than ever. I just-
570
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,192
I want to do it the right way with,
you know...
571
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,157
no puking, pills and eating cotton balls.
572
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,708
Well, that's good.
Maybe we can find a place together.
573
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,153
- Yes.
- Up top?
574
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:29,357
Guess who's taking over New York?
575
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,714
What!
576
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,916
- I mean, this day couldn't get any better.
- Mercedes!
577
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,797
- What are you doing here?
- Oh, I missed you guys.
578
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,438
Okay, that's it. You're never leaving now.
579
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,795
Just bring it a little bit to the right.
580
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,395
Oh, my gosh, this apartment is so cute.
I'm so happy that Mercedes is here.
581
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,835
Well, technically, she's not here,
which is why we're doing all the work.
582
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,276
- And where is she?
- She's inside with Sam.
583
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:51,918
- Alone.
- Oh, dear God.
584
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,118
I mean, L.A.'s okay if you like sunshine
all the time, which I don't.
585
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,758
- Yeah.
- It makes me squint.
586
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,592
Then I got to thinking
about all of you guys...
587
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,511
and all the fun that you must be having.
588
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:05,479
And I ain't ashamed to say it.
I got a little lonely out there.
589
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,790
I missed you. Well, I miss everyone.
590
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,599
- Even Rachel?
- Yes, even Rachel.
591
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,796
That girl, she keeps my head in the game.
592
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,632
So I told the producers
that my album needed...
593
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:19,032
- an East Coast, Harlem, bebop,
uptown kind of vibe. -
594
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,759
I don't have any idea what that means,
but the suckers bought it.
595
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,319
I love the Harlem bebop.
596
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,279
So, here I am.
Two bedrooms and a refrigerator.
597
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,316
- That's so cool.
- It's crazy.
598
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,675
So, uh, what are you gonna-What
are you gonna do with the other room?
599
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,116
Oh, well, you know, I was thinking of
storing my hair for my weaves in there.
600
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,760
But then I got to thinking,
maybe I should rent it out...
601
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,910
to a couple of nerds
that I knew back in high school.
602
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,754
You know, Blaine and I need a place,
so you could just, you know, rent to us.
603
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,315
- Oh, you were talking about us.
- Yes, I was.
604
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,472
Well, listen, that's great.
That's amazing. How 'bout that? Yeah.
605
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,993
Uh, what are we, uh-
606
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:55,470
What are we gonna do about the-
our sexual chemistry? 'Cause it's-
607
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,279
Uh-uh. No.
Been there, done that. No, Sam.
608
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,999
- Okay, yeah. Just friends, just friends.
- This looks good though.
609
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,957
All right, fine.
Yeah, just friends. That's a good call.
610
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,473
- That's a good call.
- Mm-hmm.
611
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,909
I will bite your wax lips off.
612
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,709
Listen, we play by my rules
or not at all. Okay?
613
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,119
Oh, yeah.
614
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,431
Can you tighten that up? It's a little loose.
615
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:21,832
Some people just don't know how
to screw things.
616
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,828
Come on.
617
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,433
I really wish I could be helping you guys.
618
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,158
Don't worry about it, Artie.
We know you would help.
619
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,593
Rachel, on the other hand, I don't know.
620
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,513
What? I'm texting my publicist.
621
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,478
That was a joke, but I do have to go.
622
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,152
We're doing sound and mic checks
now at the theater.
623
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:37,878
Are we still on for dinner tonight
for our annual...
624
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,757
Monday night
because-it's-my-only-night-off dinner?
625
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,637
Let's do a potluck,
'cause I'm not cooking for everybody.
626
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:44,712
Mm-kay. I'm so excited.
This is going to be a great new tradition.
627
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,155
I'm gonna go and get
pies now for everyone. Taxi!
628
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,275
Taxi! Hey!
629
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,078
God, I love her style.
630
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,799
God, I need a break.
631
00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:45,500
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