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I'm a different guy in many ways.

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I don't steal ladies' purses anymore.

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But a man purse? Now that's a crime.

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Hey!

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Jimmy? Jimmy!

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Denny? Ha! Ha!

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- Gotcha!
- Funny.

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How's it going, bro? Bro-in-law.

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Well, not anymore. You remember Vanessa?

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Yeah!

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- No.
- Jimmy's an old friend.

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- Sandy's brother.
- Who?

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That's nice.

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He's coming to the engagement party?

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- Uh...
- No. Yeah, you shouldn't

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tell me things like that. I'm not very good

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with keeping secrets. That's
how I got reduced prison time.

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You should come. It'll be
fun. Tonight, Lindum Hotel.

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Oh. La la la la la!

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Aren't you supposed to get
divorced before you get married?

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Sandy's gonna get the divorce papers today.

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You're married?

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I gotta go.

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- Oh!
- Aw. It's so good to see you.

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This guy broke my sister's heart.

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The least I can do is get a little payback.

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- Synced and corrected by killianp77 -
- www.Addic7ed.com -

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Good morning.

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What?

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What?

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I know when you're hiding
something. What is it?

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You're crazy.

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Everyone knows when you have a secret.

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First it's the eyes,

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then it's the...

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There it is.

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The geisha giggle.

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Are you Sandra Karinsky?

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Who's asking, and is he single?

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Uh, no, she's not.

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Um, can I see you over
here, Mrs. Butterworth?

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- I ran into Denny today.
- What?

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He's serving you with divorce papers.

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This man is a process
server? He's come to serve me

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- my divorce papers?
- That was a lot of... really close up.

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Are you Sandra Karinsky?

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She not here.

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Then who are you?

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I'm Jenna Engel. I'm a very
successful young lawyer.

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If you'd like to leave a message for
Sandy... ra, we'd be happy to tell her.

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- I don't believe you're a lawyer.
- Because I'm so hot?

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I get it.

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Would you like to see my
diploma or any of my gavels?

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- Sure.
- All right then.

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- She's not Sandy.
- You're lying.

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Very nice.

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That man is trying to serve me

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with my divorce papers, and I can get...

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Out, just... ugh!

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Ok, now I'm having a gynecological
exam by the window sill.

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Not exactly law office appropriate.

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Sandra Karinsky.

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You've been served.

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- Have a nice day.
- You know what? She will.

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Thanks. This is the first
day of the rest of her life.

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That's great.

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Yes, absolutely. I'll see you then.

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Wow. Great news.

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Wonderful.

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It's the warmth that means so much.

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I'm sorry, honey. Mommy's
a little distracted.

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Tell me, Jenna, what news have you?

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Well, Shakespeare, Sam Alquist,

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the game designer and tech genius,

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wants me to represent him.

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Oh, is that any relation to bar
belquist, my friend from hot yoga?

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If that's what makes the
story stick, then yes.

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Anyway, I have to get back to the office.

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I just came by because I
couldn't find my laptop,

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and Sandy said you had it.

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So, your laptop...

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Um, I was trying to clean
it up because the files

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were really disorganized,
and I was surfing the net.

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And, um, I may have clicked on
something that I shouldn't have.

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May have?

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Did. Did have.

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Yes. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes.

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Ok, I think your computer
may have picked up a virus.

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It's frozen. What did you click on?

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Yes. Oh, yes, yes.

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Sean Connery naked? Full frontal?

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Well, do you blame me? I
can't even see a picture.

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Do you know how disappointed I am?

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And now it's stuck. I need my computer!

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This is a big client. I
know. I'm gonna fix it.

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- Thank you.
- Maybe if I keep clicking, I can fix it.

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And find Sean Connery.

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I made you some tea. You like tea.

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Tea's good. Who doesn't love tea?

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- That's so sweet of you.
- Jimmy.

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- Why are you giving her tea?
- Because it's the nice thing to do?

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I'm gonna repeat the question.
Why are you giving her tea?

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- Is there something you're not telling me?
- No.

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Liar.

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Ok, I told Sandy I ran into Denny.

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Here's what she doesn't know:
He's getting married again.

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They're having their engagement
party at the Lindum Hotel tonight.

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She cannot...! She cannot know that.

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You know what will
happen if she knows that.

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When Denny left her, do you
remember the fetal positions?

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Remember the benders? Remember the cult?

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Just keep it to yourself.

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Get it together.

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Forget that you have a secret.

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Just go into deep denial!

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- Ok. I'm gonna be fine.
- Yes.

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- Denial.
- Yeah.

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- Jimmy?
- When you saw Denny, was he with anyone?

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Who cares, right, Sandy? I mean,

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- good riddance to that guy.
- And his girlfriend.

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I'm just gonna take a few...
deep, cleansing breaths.

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Do we even have a cat?

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me?

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Geniuses of the McCavery
Technical College? Attention.

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This might be a little risqué, but I, uh,

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have the naked Sean Connery virus.

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On my computer.

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So, who wants to help?

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Fifty bucks?

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I have two single daughters.

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Ah.

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I'm here for Jenna and I'm mad early.

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Hey, I'm Jenna. Sam.

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Oh, dude, right. I remember
you from Charisse's.

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They told me you quit, and I was
like, "what? She is outrageous."

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Right up high. Here.

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But you always have
been, right? Am I right?

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Totally.

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Sam, I am so honored that you chose to
do the pitch for the hedge fund with me.

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- Dude!
- Dude.

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You are an even bigger animal than I am.

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Arf! Arf! Ok.

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Huh. That I like.

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You kill me, you're a monster.

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- Screw Charisse.
- Yeah, Charisse is...

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Ugh, lazy, negative.

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You are the real deal. So,
here's what I'm here for.

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I want to sell off my companies,

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all right? And I want you to handle it.

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It's... it's gonna mean a
lot of money for both of us.

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That is great! I'm your girl.

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Hey...

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Oh. This is my paralegal.

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Can you just hang on for one second?

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- Make yourself comfortable.
- Yeah, yeah. Hey, do you

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- remember the time you flashed the delivery guy?
- Fully!

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Actually, no, not really.

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That's because you were crazy drunk.

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Like the Christmas party,
where you were dancing

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around naked in nothing but the post-its.

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That was...

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Totally not me.

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He thinks I'm someone else. Terrific.

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Mom? I need my...

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Uh-uh. Hold on for a sec, sweetheart.

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See, Ahmed, see, I don't
know what's happening.

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Please stop clicking. Stop, Ma'am.

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- Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes.
- Stop. Stop. Stop.

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Jenna, good news.

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I'm with Ahmed from the Technical College.

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He's the boss of the geeks.
He got your computer running.

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Ok, bring back the laptop, or just
email me the files that are on it.

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- Ok, Ahmed, could you please...
- The files are gone.

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Jenna, Ahmed said that he lost the files
because of the thing you clicked on.

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- I didn't click on anything!
- I did not lose the files.

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Ok, see? Can you believe
that? I thought that you would

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appreciate me fixing your computer.

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Well, you didn't, so I don't.

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Ahmed, keep trying.

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He thinks I'm Party Patty from the office.

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But I have to tell him.

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I might lose a big client.

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Ugh, so what? I have my integrity.

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Whew...

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Ok. Here we go.

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So, I'm coming up with a fee here.

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Boom. No.

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I'm adding a zero.

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Oh, my...

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Boom.

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Do you remember the other party...

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Where I stuck my face in
the punch bowl and I drank

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for 45 seconds, and then I knocked
over the table and danced on the bar?

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- Genius!
- Epic!

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Ok! Could you just give me one more sec?

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Whoa.

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Hey, Sandy.

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You ok?

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Point taken.

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I now know why Sam hired me.

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He hired me because he
thinks I'm someone else.

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- Someone hotter?
- What? No. You're an idiot.

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He thinks I'm this other girl
from the office, party Patty.

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Do you have any idea

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who she is? She is a train wreck

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wrapped in a car crash,
covered in a hot mess.

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But, man, is she fun.
That's definitely not you.

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The thing is, I just made it worse.

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I just pretended to be her
so I can keep him as a client.

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All right! No, that's
what I would have done too.

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Oh, great, I'm you. I
feel so morally complete.

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All right, well, Sandy's good.

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She's swiffering, so I'm gonna take off.

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Jimmy, she's swiffering herself.
You stay here and you babysit her.

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- You keep her happy.
- What's the alcohol content

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of window cleaner?

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And that, Marvin, is how
you lose your virginity.

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Now, Kalinda, you're gonna have to
give up that fanny pack full of ferrets.

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And Sathyan, un-tuck your
pants from your socks,

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and you will be a stud.

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Thanks, Ceil. You're so helpful.

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Aw, well, thank you
all for appreciating me.

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Which of your daughters can I date?

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I'm gonna have to get
back to you on that one.

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But, Ahmed, you've been a lifesaver.

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Geek power!

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Ok, what is happening?

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We are recreating a photo,

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'cause Sandy thinks it'll be fun.

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And... it'll distract her

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from that other thing we're
not supposed to talk about.

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Remember that play we wrote
when we were kids when the power

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was out and we were snowed in
and we were chock-full of Oreos?

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You mean Man of Green Gables?

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Yay! Bride of Frankenstein.

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This picture reminds me of the
days when I still believed in love,

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in a world before Dennis cheated on me.

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Before I started washing down
horse tranquilizers with Sambuca.

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So, you want to restage
Man of Green Gables. Ok.

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Great idea. I'm in. Hey,

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you know what, Sandy? I
could really use your help.

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Sam thinks that I'm party
Patty from my old office.

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Oh, she was fun.

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But now I have to go to
this meeting and act like

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someone who's crazy, fun,
and... how do I do that?

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Say something wild.

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Uh... who wants some shooters?

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Stand aside.

250
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Who wants some shooters?!

251
00:12:02,577 --> 00:12:06,013
- I could use a shooter.
- But seriously, let's do some shooters.

252
00:12:06,047 --> 00:12:08,815
- Jenna, you're gonna love me.
- Oh.

253
00:12:08,849 --> 00:12:12,018
I made friends with a
bunch of geek geniuses.

254
00:12:12,052 --> 00:12:15,054
- We fixed your computer.
- Oh, wow, that is great news.

255
00:12:15,089 --> 00:12:17,291
I'm gonna pull Sam's files off this.

256
00:12:17,325 --> 00:12:18,931
What's going on?

257
00:12:18,943 --> 00:12:20,560
We're recreating a photo.
It's gonna be really fun.

258
00:12:20,595 --> 00:12:22,485
We're doing it to cheer Sandy up, because

259
00:12:22,497 --> 00:12:24,398
Dennis served her with
divorce papers today.

260
00:12:24,432 --> 00:12:27,700
Aw.

261
00:12:27,734 --> 00:12:29,335
Let's get this party started!

262
00:12:29,369 --> 00:12:32,338
- Meeting time. Sam, I
- thought we were meeting

263
00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:35,881
- at your office.
- What? Where? When? Nah, you're funny.

264
00:12:35,882 --> 00:12:38,010
We're gonna do it here. The
guys are already on their way.

265
00:12:38,044 --> 00:12:41,013
Great.

266
00:12:41,047 --> 00:12:44,149
Do we have to do this
photo right exactly now?

267
00:12:44,184 --> 00:12:47,251
Oh, my God. Does anyone
else want to abandon me?

268
00:12:47,286 --> 00:12:50,087
Ok, we'll do it, we'll do
it. Just set it up over there.

269
00:12:50,122 --> 00:12:52,290
Just stay over there.

270
00:12:56,462 --> 00:13:00,064
So, if you turn to page 14 of the document

271
00:13:00,098 --> 00:13:02,500
in front of you, you will be...

272
00:13:02,568 --> 00:13:05,703
Blown away by these profit margins.

273
00:13:07,639 --> 00:13:10,341
No! "No," you'll say.

274
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:11,842
"I can't believe it,

275
00:13:11,876 --> 00:13:13,811
this much yield."

276
00:13:15,747 --> 00:13:18,716
- Would you excuse me for a minute?
- Yeah.

277
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:22,285
- What do you think?
- Mm, good.

278
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,055
- Hi, Jenna.
- Ok.

279
00:13:25,089 --> 00:13:27,224
This was not a good idea.

280
00:13:27,258 --> 00:13:29,525
What did you say?

281
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,095
As you were.

282
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:38,568
I wonder what Dennis and his new
girlfriend are doing right now.

283
00:13:40,671 --> 00:13:43,273
- Now what are you hiding?
- What? Nothing.

284
00:13:43,307 --> 00:13:46,743
Why are you looking at me?

285
00:13:46,777 --> 00:13:49,445
Vanessa's not Dennis'
girlfriend; she's his fiancée.

286
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,469
They're engaged.

287
00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:52,870
That's why he wants you to
sign the divorce papers today.

288
00:13:52,886 --> 00:13:54,616
Jimmy... bad!

289
00:13:54,684 --> 00:13:56,352
Sandy,

290
00:13:56,386 --> 00:13:58,220
you cannot care about that.

291
00:13:58,288 --> 00:14:01,556
You're right.

292
00:14:01,624 --> 00:14:05,694
The old me would show up
at their engagement party,

293
00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:08,463
make an outrageous speech,
and sit in the cake.

294
00:14:08,531 --> 00:14:10,232
Wait, you know about that?

295
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:12,301
Know what?

296
00:14:12,369 --> 00:14:14,970
- What?!
- Jimmy.

297
00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:18,608
- Mom, I can't keep it in!
- Stuff it down with food!

298
00:14:18,675 --> 00:14:20,976
Whatever it is, I'm fine.

299
00:14:20,977 --> 00:14:23,010
Vanessa and Dennis are
having their engagement party

300
00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:25,479
at the Lindum Hotel tonight!

301
00:14:25,547 --> 00:14:28,182
Batten down the hatches.

302
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:29,850
Sandy.

303
00:14:29,919 --> 00:14:31,819
Sandy?

304
00:14:31,887 --> 00:14:33,922
Are you ok?

305
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,691
Surprisingly, yes, I am.

306
00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:41,162
Well, good for you, sweetheart.
You know you're better off

307
00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:43,331
without him. Ok!

308
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:46,467
We're gonna go one...

309
00:14:46,535 --> 00:14:48,602
Two...

310
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,170
Three.

311
00:14:52,206 --> 00:14:54,608
You really are better off, Sandy.

312
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,777
Where did she go?

313
00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:06,486
The Bride of Frankenstein

314
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,232
Is it because this is black and white?

315
00:15:16,238 --> 00:15:18,729
Is it because you put
colors all over everything?

316
00:15:18,763 --> 00:15:20,931
Tim, you look at me like
I'm not speaking English.

317
00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:23,233
Sam, can I talk to you for a second?

318
00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:24,967
Yeah.

319
00:15:29,158 --> 00:15:31,827
I have to tell you the truth.

320
00:15:31,861 --> 00:15:33,829
I'm not who you think I am.

321
00:15:33,863 --> 00:15:36,164
Oh, sure you are. You're an animal.

322
00:15:36,199 --> 00:15:38,166
Uh, I'm not an animal.

323
00:15:38,201 --> 00:15:40,736
That's Party Patty that you're thinking of.

324
00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:44,073
She's the one who deflowered
the fax machine, not me.

325
00:15:44,107 --> 00:15:46,374
Oh, right, 'cause she had the...

326
00:15:46,409 --> 00:15:50,079
So... who are you, then?

327
00:15:50,113 --> 00:15:51,980
I'm... the serious one.

328
00:15:52,014 --> 00:15:54,548
I'm the hardworking one.

329
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:58,019
I'm not any of the things
that you thought I was.

330
00:15:58,053 --> 00:16:00,855
And now I have to go.

331
00:16:00,889 --> 00:16:04,792
My sister is dressed as
the Bride of Frankenstein

332
00:16:04,827 --> 00:16:07,996
and is on her way to wreak
havoc at an engagement party.

333
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:10,064
I really wish that was code for something,

334
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:13,200
but... it's not.

335
00:16:13,235 --> 00:16:15,503
Excuse me.

336
00:16:19,073 --> 00:16:21,708
Jenna, you are such a good sport,

337
00:16:21,776 --> 00:16:24,145
wearing your Man of Green Gables costume.

338
00:16:24,212 --> 00:16:27,281
Oh, Sandy's gonna love it.
I hope we're not too late.

339
00:16:27,349 --> 00:16:29,750
Mom, I drove as fast as I
could. I ran a red back there.

340
00:16:29,817 --> 00:16:31,418
What's the plan when we find her?

341
00:16:31,453 --> 00:16:33,254
We'll figure it out.
Let's just keep our cool.

342
00:16:33,321 --> 00:16:37,157
Please, Jenna. Of course
we'll keep our cool.

343
00:16:37,191 --> 00:16:38,625
Sandy!

344
00:16:38,659 --> 00:16:40,193
Sandy!

345
00:16:40,261 --> 00:16:41,861
Sandy!

346
00:16:41,928 --> 00:16:45,465
- Paging Sandy Karinsky!
- Here!

347
00:16:45,499 --> 00:16:48,201
There it is. Try in there. I'm sure of it.

348
00:16:48,235 --> 00:16:50,570
Mazel tov.

349
00:16:50,638 --> 00:16:52,738
What the hell? Get out!

350
00:16:52,806 --> 00:16:56,107
Not the outfit to wear
to a bris, apparently.

351
00:16:56,176 --> 00:16:58,710
- Sandy!
- Sandy!

352
00:16:58,778 --> 00:17:00,779
What, you've never seen
a frontier prostitute

353
00:17:00,846 --> 00:17:02,281
and a cave baby before?

354
00:17:02,348 --> 00:17:05,317
- Hey.
- All right, that one's weird.

355
00:17:16,128 --> 00:17:18,096
Hey.

356
00:17:18,164 --> 00:17:19,798
You ok?

357
00:17:19,865 --> 00:17:22,233
Yeah. I'm ok.

358
00:17:22,301 --> 00:17:23,968
I just... feel like...

359
00:17:24,036 --> 00:17:25,469
A nice egg sandwich?

360
00:17:25,537 --> 00:17:27,471
- No.
- A soda?

361
00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:29,473
- No.
- A date square?

362
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,810
Woman, please.

363
00:17:31,877 --> 00:17:34,412
A failure.

364
00:17:34,446 --> 00:17:36,413
I always dreamed I would get married,

365
00:17:36,447 --> 00:17:39,016
and when I met Denny,
I thought, "this is it."

366
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:42,119
And it wasn't just stupid.

367
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,954
It was real.

368
00:17:46,057 --> 00:17:48,692
I loved him, Jenna, and...

369
00:17:48,727 --> 00:17:52,662
I tried to make it work,
even when it didn't.

370
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,998
Isn't that ridiculous?

371
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:58,202
It's cool.

372
00:17:58,236 --> 00:18:01,038
- You want me to punch him?
- Sandy,

373
00:18:01,072 --> 00:18:04,373
you feel like a screw-up
and you feel like a failure,

374
00:18:04,407 --> 00:18:06,709
and, sure, you joined
a cult and you ended up

375
00:18:06,744 --> 00:18:09,045
on the national news, and, yes,

376
00:18:09,079 --> 00:18:12,115
you've popped a lot of
pills... ok, I'm gonna stop

377
00:18:12,149 --> 00:18:15,651
with the list. The point is,

378
00:18:15,685 --> 00:18:18,855
you're good and you're kind.

379
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:22,158
Now, you sign those papers.

380
00:18:22,192 --> 00:18:25,661
It's time to move on to a better man.

381
00:18:32,169 --> 00:18:34,569
Ok. Turn around.

382
00:18:34,603 --> 00:18:37,405
- Yes.
- Ok.

383
00:18:51,453 --> 00:18:56,190
I got this.

384
00:18:56,224 --> 00:18:58,359
No, I got this

385
00:18:58,394 --> 00:19:02,997
Hey! Jerk face! Listen up!

386
00:19:08,404 --> 00:19:10,204
They did it.

387
00:19:10,238 --> 00:19:12,573
I think they did.

388
00:19:12,608 --> 00:19:14,875
Done.

389
00:19:14,943 --> 00:19:17,511
We sat on the cake.

390
00:19:17,545 --> 00:19:20,447
Let's go take that family picture.

391
00:19:20,481 --> 00:19:23,450
- Why wait?
- Lemon.

392
00:19:37,904 --> 00:19:40,506
Booyah, lady baby girl, they loved you!

393
00:19:40,574 --> 00:19:42,542
Really? But I'm not Party Patty.

394
00:19:42,576 --> 00:19:44,843
Aw, come on, you're awesome.
I mean, sure, you could

395
00:19:44,911 --> 00:19:48,281
do with a bit of loosening
up, but that lame uptight thing

396
00:19:48,348 --> 00:19:50,749
that you do do is hilarious!

397
00:19:50,817 --> 00:19:53,953
- Thank you?
- All right, my office mañana?

398
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:56,855
Yes! Wait, mañana means
tomorrow, and last time

399
00:19:56,923 --> 00:19:58,656
your office meant my office.

400
00:20:00,393 --> 00:20:03,128
Hey, Jenna. I've done a system restore

401
00:20:03,196 --> 00:20:05,306
and installed a firewall
so this won't happen again.

402
00:20:05,307 --> 00:20:08,866
Thank you, Ahmed. I really appreciate that.

403
00:20:08,934 --> 00:20:11,103
Your mother promised me
a date with her daughter.

404
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:14,839
Right. That is a new crazy, even for her.

405
00:20:14,907 --> 00:20:16,841
I am sorry, Ahmed, but

406
00:20:16,909 --> 00:20:20,145
I don't go on dates with people
in exchange for goods and services.

407
00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:22,847
- I'm sorry to let you down, but...
- Hi!

408
00:20:22,881 --> 00:20:25,483
I am clearly not the
one you're interested in.

409
00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:29,587
He's taking me to the arcade. I think
that's that hot new restaurant downtown.

410
00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:32,023
Or maybe it's just an arcade.

411
00:20:32,091 --> 00:20:33,890
Have fun, you two.

412
00:20:40,431 --> 00:20:42,599
Yes. Oh, yes, yes.

413
00:20:42,634 --> 00:20:45,568
Oh, crap.

414
00:20:45,603 --> 00:20:47,971
Looks like it's just you and me, Sean.

415
00:20:48,006 --> 00:20:50,573
Would you care to tickle me under my kilt?

416
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:53,497
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