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Well, I do have this
neanderthal jaw here,
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so I'm gonna go
with I'm a six.
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Well, you're too skinny. I think you could
be a seven if you weren't so skinny.
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'Cause, like,
girls love a little squish.
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- Reminds 'em of their dads.
- Yeah.
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You know? And all girls
wanna bang their dads.
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But they can't because
of laws and stuff.
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I'm an 11, 'cause I got a six up here,
and a five-inch pork sword, so...
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Oh...
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Oh! Hey, hey!
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- Get outta the way!
- Let's go, Babak.
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We're trying to get
some doughnuts, man!
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- Ooh, they feisty today.
- Hey, get this hoopty off my court.
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Are you telling me you
condone of this? And that?
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Yeah, well, corporate's been bugging
me to start a "health initiative."
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So instead of running some stupid 5k,
which would kill half of these slobs,
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we're having a
3-on-3 tournament.
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Oh, very cool. I did not
know you balled, Alice.
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Yeah, well, it's in my blood. My dad
worked for the Chicago Bulls growing up.
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My gosh. That would be,
like, a dream gig.
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Did he party with B.J.
Armstrong?
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Did he and B.J., like, get BJs
together in the locker room?
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- That'd be cool, right?
- Yeah.
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Are you asking me if
my dad got a blowjob
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next to an NBA player in a bathroom
and then told me about it?
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- Oh, it's inappropriate?
- Yeah, a little bit.
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Oh, sorry, there's
different social standards
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- in different situations.
- Yeah. - Ew.
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Anyway, I did get corporate
to put up a cool-ass prize.
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Oh! Oh! Is that a Dodge Dart?
Oh!
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- I freakin' love Dodge Darts.
- Great safety ratings.
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That is my favorite car, and
I'm asking for that for,
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like, the next six
Christmases from my parents.
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No. No, no, no, you
don't win the car.
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No, that's the company car.
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But you do get to drive it
for a two-day one-night stay
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at one of the T.A.C.
timeshares in Reno!
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- So we do get to drive
the Dodge Dart. - Yeah.
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So we do get to be
in the Dodge Dart.
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- To the big dirty, baby.
- To Reno, to Reno.
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I think Reno is
the new Vegas.
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Instead of, like, being the rat pack,
we could be, like, the frat pack, dude.
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- I call Seth Rogen.
- I'll be any Wilson brother.
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Anyway, you're playing Waymond,
Bill, and Babak after lunch.
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Oh. Couple of losers!
Where they at?
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- 'Cause Waymond, you're going down!
- Watch this. Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
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Don't have sex with
the Dodge Dart.
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- I'm gonna dunk off the Volvo!
- Hey, dude...
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Oh, watch the sunroof.
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Oh!
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Dude!
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And one...
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- Of my nuts just ruptured.
- What an idiot.
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It's out of the pouch.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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2-3, 2-3.
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Ow! Don't push
me like that!
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Oh, was that a foul? Then call it a foul.
I can handle a foul.
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- I can't handle your bitching.
- I hate sports with you, Adam.
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Oh! Open. And...
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Hey, Adam.
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- Oh, wide open. Ooh!
- Amazing.
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And...
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Game.
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Hand in the cookie jar.
Hand in the cookie jar, baby.
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Guys, I can't see.
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'Cause my guy shot the lights
outta the building. Whoo!
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I'm turning the
lights back on.
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- Help us!
- Watch this.
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I think it's safe to say
Reno is in the bag.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Let's see what's going
down over here.
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- Champions coming through!
- You got some business?
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- Oh!
- Whoo!
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Taste the rainbow, bitches!
Unh!
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What?
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Uh, Al-dog, who
the hell's that?
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Oh, that's Lynette
from accounting.
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Yeah, she almost made
the '96 Olympics.
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Until Cheryl Miller posterized
her in the exhibition game.
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Yeah, she ended up
on a Wheaties box.
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Ugh, it was brutal.
Muff all in her face.
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Alice is a huge fan
of female basketball.
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Do you think... you think maybe
we could get an autograph?
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Are you fucking serious?
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- Okay, uh-oh.
- Oh.
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Okay, Lynette, chill.
Chill, Lynette.
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Whoa. Okay.
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My lady runs hot.
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It's a damn shame she's so cute, 'cause
we're gonna have to take her out.
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Right, A...
Where's Adam?
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Oh, he's taking
a victory crap.
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- A victory lap.
- No, no, no.
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Though I think we need to practice if
we're gonna beat Lynette and her squad.
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We need to figure out some
kind of, like, triangle offense.
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Or, even, hear me out.
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A circular kind of offense,
or a rectangular one?
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I'm not practicing. Okay?
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I've got people coming over for a World
Of Warcraft murder mystery party,
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and it's my turn to host.
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I need to impress these people
or I won't be in the guild anymore.
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How 'bout you quit talking about
that World Of Warcraft nerd stuff,
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'cause we are jocks.
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We are jocks who play sports
and go to Reno and gamble.
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And, like, maybe
have sex with hookers.
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I want to have sex
with a hooker so bad.
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I won't pay, but if I meet one and, like,
we hit it off, I'll totally do it.
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I will agree with Blake
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in the fact that we
don't need to practice.
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- What?
- See? Thank you.
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Ooh, right on time.
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- Lynette is the biggest and strongest
player on the court, right? - Yes.
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- She's a big girl.
- So all we gotta do...
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Is get even stronger.
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Karl. You're supposed
to be right there,
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- you're supposed to catch the pass.
- Oh, shoot, I'm sorry, man.
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- That was the whole point of
you do... doing it. - I-I forgot.
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There's hella millipedes
under that bush.
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- It's cool-looking.
- It is cool-looking.
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That's awesome. What
the hell's going on?
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- Uh, we got, uh, steroids.
- Here you go.
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The Mexican kind, so
you know they're good.
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Here's the juice, and here
is the juice shooters.
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- The juice shooters.
- Be careful. Those are not clean.
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I'm okay on that.
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Hey, Blake, is it cool if I
free-ball it underneath my
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farm shaman outfit later
on for the wow thing?
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I got a little bit of a
cheese dick situation.
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Actually, in the WoW realm,
there is no underwear.
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- Wonderful.
- I'm already started.
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Thank you. Thank you
for coming, Karl.
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And I don't appreciate you filling Blake's
head with all this nerd knowledge,
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when he should be filling
his head with steroids.
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Jesus.
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- And Ders.
- What?
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We need to do the steroids in order
to win and be the strongest.
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I don't know how I could explain that
in a cooler and more doper fashion.
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As team captain, I'll step up and
admit when we don't need to practice.
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I wasn't gonna anyways,
but thank you.
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Steroids are still insane.
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So if we're going to beat
that tough gal pal Lynette,
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we're gonna have
to take her out.
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All right, so we're gonna
have to attack her weakness.
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Her temper.
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Oh, I thought you were
gonna say her titties.
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Oh, no. Her titties
are not a weakness.
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- You've got a crush on her.
- Yeah, I got a little thing for her.
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I hope you don't get mad at me
when I freakin' smash her skull in
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'cause I'm too high
off Mexican steroids.
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I'm gonna go in there,
I'm gonna piss off Lynette.
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I'm gonna push her
buttons, you know?
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- Farted on her.
- Are you listening?
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Sorry. I farted on her.
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Anyway, so I'm gonna
go in there, you know,
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rock it with Lynette, and
I'm gonna piss her off,
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so she's gonna want
to punch me, right?
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- Right.
- Boom. Tez's iPad.
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She's gonna break her hand.
So they're done.
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Nice, man.
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But I mean, are you sure
that's gonna hurt her hand?
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This thing is made of a
helicopter's windshield.
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Reno, Reno.
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- Hey.
- Oh, look at this punk bitch.
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What's up, team wackness?
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- How you doing?
- Had a question.
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What is it like being so much worse
at basketball than Cheryl Miller?
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- Hey, shut your mouth.
- Tez.
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- I know what you're trying to do.
- Tez. - Isn't it frustrating
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that if you were just
a little bit better,
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maybe it'd be you hanging out with
Reggie Miller and not Cheryl?
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They're brother and sister.
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- Brother and sister?
- Maybe. You know?
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But all I could do is
go home to my kids
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and thank God that they're
healthy, you know?
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'Cause they wasn't always
healthy, you know?
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You remember? Little Darnell?
Almost lost his leg.
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Okay. All right, well...
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I hope little Darnell dies.
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- What? What the fuck?
- What are you doing?
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What the hell?
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Oh, dude, seriously,
you are a dickhead!
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- Sorry.
- Oh, my God.
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Get some ice, gill.
Did you break it?
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- I mean, I know it's broken.
- How that feel?
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- Ah!
- Oh!
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- You're not a doctor, dude.
- I was in the boy scouts.
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Just 'cause you're light-skinned,
that don't make you a doctor.
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Beneath the surface of Azeroth, the old
gods plot the spread of manifest evil.
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In the icy tundras of
the northern realm,
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a spirit of pure malice
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commands an army of orcs.
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Foul things.
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And yet in this
lowly hovel,
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one of us has murder
in our hearts.
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No! Ow! Ow!
Please don't kill me!
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Stop it! Ouch!
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Oh! Oh! Oh, whoa, whoa.
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Bumblebee tuna,
Bumblebee tuna.
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- What?
- Your balls are showing.
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- Oh.
- Yeah and butthole, everything.
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- Whole gooch.
- Sorry, bro.
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Sorry about that. Ah!
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Young Gazzbrook
Goldcrank Isead!
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And one of us is the
murderer, but whom?
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Is it you? Ah, yes.
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You have the look of
murder in your eyes.
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Or is it the filthy blood elf
Saetharin Firewhisper?
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Okay, I'm sorry, Blake, can we
get nametags or something?
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'Cause you just called that
guy "Seafart Firetruck."
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I'm never gonna
remember that.
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{pub}Good morning, Dersy.
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Time to grow strong...
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My weak, little friend.
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- Ow! What're you doing?
- I just injected you with steroids!
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Oh, my God, do
you feel it?
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Do you feel it coursing
through your bod?
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Dude, let me outta
here right now.
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Oh, nuh-uh.
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No, you gotta think of someone
bigger than yourself.
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Spiritual awakening,
bigger than thy self.
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- Such is Reno, man.
- What?
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Feel the steroids coursing
through your body.
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- Making your veins pop...
- Get...
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Like the veins within
a man's penis.
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Okay, get off of me right now.
Get off of me!
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Feel the power.
Feel the strength.
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Feel... the...
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Mexican.
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I feel it.
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Really? They
work quick, huh?
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Frickin' hits you just like that.
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00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,688
- I feel it!
- Yeah, boy!
233
00:09:52,714 --> 00:09:54,107
Well, the ice
princess here is...
234
00:09:54,133 --> 00:09:55,815
He's right here. He's not even in
his room. What are you doing?
235
00:09:55,842 --> 00:09:58,335
What's everyone still doing here, man?
We got a b-ball game!
236
00:09:58,341 --> 00:09:59,902
I have to finish
this game first.
237
00:09:59,922 --> 00:10:01,734
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah, it's going on 14 hours.
238
00:10:01,753 --> 00:10:02,781
Oh, my gosh, nonstop.
239
00:10:02,805 --> 00:10:06,172
- Hate to tell you your World Of
"Warcrap" game is over! - Okay.
240
00:10:06,185 --> 00:10:08,965
The mystery's solved,
the murderers are here.
241
00:10:08,978 --> 00:10:10,843
Demamp, let's slit
some throats!
242
00:10:10,872 --> 00:10:12,849
Yeah! Murder 'em!
Kill 'em all!
243
00:10:12,869 --> 00:10:14,616
Hell yeah!
244
00:10:14,670 --> 00:10:16,563
- Death!
- What are you doing?
245
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:20,694
Just... kickin' it right now
in the 'roid lounge, chillin'.
246
00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:23,205
About ready to inject myself,
get the blood pumping!
247
00:10:23,224 --> 00:10:24,605
You just did steroids.
248
00:10:24,638 --> 00:10:27,145
Right down my d-hole!
Dahhh!
249
00:10:27,158 --> 00:10:30,358
Just kidding, that would hurt.
I'm gonna go in my heart though.
250
00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:31,423
Fuck!
251
00:10:31,454 --> 00:10:34,441
Okay, fine. I'll get it started!
I'm getting it started! Whoo!
252
00:10:34,454 --> 00:10:35,650
- Wait.
- This is fun!
253
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:36,978
- Let's go. You're dead.
- No, no.
254
00:10:37,005 --> 00:10:39,487
You're dead! Murdered!
Let's go, dude!
255
00:10:39,519 --> 00:10:41,559
- Get outta here!
- What is your problem, man?
256
00:10:41,821 --> 00:10:43,740
You gonna sit here
and eyeball me, man?
257
00:10:43,753 --> 00:10:45,926
- You think I'm afraid of you?
- I know you are, nut-muncher.
258
00:10:45,944 --> 00:10:50,655
I am Balkaran Hellscream,
Warchief of the Horde, and...
259
00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,746
You are a mere human.
260
00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:56,234
Wait, wait, wait! Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait!
261
00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:57,874
No, no, no, don't go!
Oh, no!
262
00:10:57,894 --> 00:11:00,353
I want everybody
off my land, now!
263
00:11:00,366 --> 00:11:04,314
You... are out of the guild,
Kashakazul.
264
00:11:04,332 --> 00:11:09,846
- You're now banished to be known simply
as Blake Henderson. - No, no, no...
265
00:11:09,849 --> 00:11:13,042
Hey, Jeremy? Can your
stepmom give me a ride?
266
00:11:13,081 --> 00:11:14,869
What the hell are
you doing, man?
267
00:11:14,887 --> 00:11:16,767
You know how long it took
me to get in that guild?
268
00:11:16,787 --> 00:11:19,041
No, I don't know. But
you're welcome, okay?
269
00:11:19,061 --> 00:11:21,195
Because the guild's fake,
this team is real,
270
00:11:21,199 --> 00:11:23,340
- and we need you.
- Okay. You need me?
271
00:11:23,367 --> 00:11:24,453
- Yes.
- Well, guess what.
272
00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:25,784
- What?
- I quit!
273
00:11:25,805 --> 00:11:27,652
If you quit this team...
274
00:11:27,672 --> 00:11:29,566
I'm never gonna
forgive you, Blake.
275
00:11:29,585 --> 00:11:32,978
I swear on my mother's only child, which
is who I am, I'll never forgive you.
276
00:11:32,991 --> 00:11:34,876
You know what, I'm gonna make
this a little more interesting.
277
00:11:34,887 --> 00:11:37,586
- Please do.
- I'm joining Tez's team.
278
00:11:37,935 --> 00:11:38,875
- Yeah.
- You're what?
279
00:11:38,888 --> 00:11:41,187
Yeah, that's right. And
we're going to Reno.
280
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,755
- You hear that, Adam?
- I'm having chest pains.
281
00:11:43,775 --> 00:11:45,368
I gotta go to
"ampm," all right?
282
00:11:45,387 --> 00:11:47,569
- I need a Slurpee to cool off.
- Hey, hey!
283
00:11:47,597 --> 00:11:50,266
- Ah, my chest hurts!
- It's A.M.-P.M.!
284
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,327
He's out of his mind. I think
he's literally lost his mind.
285
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,607
I can't even move
my left arm.
286
00:11:53,633 --> 00:11:55,048
- What? Are you serious?
- Ahh!
287
00:11:55,068 --> 00:11:56,144
Think I'm having
a heart attack.
288
00:11:56,164 --> 00:11:58,061
You're shooting this stuff right
in your chest. You're crazy.
289
00:11:58,087 --> 00:12:01,240
We need to do more steroids. Inject
me with more steroids to offset it.
290
00:12:01,428 --> 00:12:02,641
You're done with steroids.
291
00:12:02,661 --> 00:12:04,562
It's like Pulp Fiction. I
need to inject more into me.
292
00:12:04,582 --> 00:12:05,870
I'm not injecting
more steroids.
293
00:12:05,896 --> 00:12:07,567
I'm gonna take you to a
hospital or something, okay?
294
00:12:07,587 --> 00:12:09,472
There's not enough time, man!
You gotta get to the game!
295
00:12:09,497 --> 00:12:12,064
Forget about the game. We don't even
have enough players for a team.
296
00:12:12,091 --> 00:12:14,502
Well, then you get
some players.
297
00:12:15,127 --> 00:12:18,215
And you get a team together and
you dunk that ball so hard,
298
00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:20,955
either using some mini trampoline
or some moon shoes,
299
00:12:20,971 --> 00:12:24,632
and shatter the backboard so hard
that it gets glass in someone's eye!
300
00:12:24,654 --> 00:12:27,339
I promise. We got Reno.
301
00:12:27,358 --> 00:12:29,302
- It's a deal.
- All right, deal.
302
00:12:29,322 --> 00:12:30,902
That was a close call.
303
00:12:32,896 --> 00:12:35,199
- Are you gonna call an ambulance?
- Oh, are you still heart attacking?
304
00:12:35,219 --> 00:12:37,039
- Yeah, I'm still having a heart
attack. Yeah. - Is that still happening?
305
00:12:37,054 --> 00:12:38,881
- Okay, I am sorry.
- Yeah.
306
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,355
{pub}Thank you for joining me, Karl.
Do not make me regret this.
307
00:12:47,381 --> 00:12:50,202
No, absolutely not. Hey, how's
Adam doing? Is he okay?
308
00:12:50,231 --> 00:12:51,898
Adam's not good, Karl.
309
00:12:51,932 --> 00:12:54,352
Adam almost died. He had a bunch
of your Mexican steroids,
310
00:12:54,371 --> 00:12:55,650
and then had himself
a heart attack.
311
00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:57,604
That eats horribly, man.
Too much sodium.
312
00:12:57,617 --> 00:12:58,824
He needs to lay off
the sun chips.
313
00:12:58,843 --> 00:13:00,105
I said I'd win
this game for him,
314
00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,397
and I don't know if he's
gonna pull through. But...
315
00:13:02,422 --> 00:13:04,413
What's up with your boy, man?
He's not that big. Is he good?
316
00:13:04,447 --> 00:13:05,747
Oh, yeah, man.
He's great.
317
00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:07,540
- Please.
- Yeah, for real.
318
00:13:07,561 --> 00:13:09,038
Plus, he's the only guy
that we could afford.
319
00:13:09,051 --> 00:13:11,278
- Where my 100 at, bro?
- Where his 100 at, bro?
320
00:13:11,298 --> 00:13:12,859
Where his 100...
321
00:13:14,695 --> 00:13:16,228
Lucky I just stopped
at the ATM.
322
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:17,463
- 100 bucks. There you go.
- Thank you.
323
00:13:17,469 --> 00:13:21,016
Here's the deal. Anyone asks,
you are a night janitor here.
324
00:13:21,029 --> 00:13:22,029
- Okay.
- You gotta wear that.
325
00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:23,816
It kinda smells,
I'm sorry, but...
326
00:13:23,838 --> 00:13:26,018
Oh, man. Make that 300.
327
00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:27,944
- 300, please. - Oh, my God!
Are you kidding me?
328
00:13:27,962 --> 00:13:29,984
- It's for Reno. There you go, man.
- This is only 200.
329
00:13:29,997 --> 00:13:33,184
Yeah, that's 200, 100's in your pocket.
That's 300, okay? Come on.
330
00:13:36,771 --> 00:13:38,398
Oh, baby!
331
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:42,083
The Trilla squad has arrived,
and its captain is me!
332
00:13:42,108 --> 00:13:44,814
And you might know me
as Basketball Lecter.
333
00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:47,786
Over here we got
Karl the Malone,
334
00:13:47,805 --> 00:13:51,674
and my main guy
G-orge the G-anitor!
335
00:13:51,687 --> 00:13:54,249
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
That's a terrible-ass nickname.
336
00:13:54,272 --> 00:13:55,980
- What do you wanna be called?
- Hot sauce.
337
00:13:56,007 --> 00:13:58,067
Hot sauce. He wants to be... What
do you want me to be, Parmesan?
338
00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,641
- Come on.
- I'll be Heinz 57.
339
00:13:59,654 --> 00:14:03,240
- Okay. - That's stupid.
- No, no, no, no, no.
340
00:14:03,258 --> 00:14:05,425
This tournament's for
people that work here only.
341
00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:07,466
Yeah. Sorry, they're right.
Employees only.
342
00:14:07,486 --> 00:14:10,039
This is the Night
Janitor at T.A.C.,
343
00:14:10,052 --> 00:14:12,333
and this is Karl the Plumber
from that one time.
344
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,466
Hi.
345
00:14:13,699 --> 00:14:14,606
I'm sorry, I just...
346
00:14:14,626 --> 00:14:17,613
Don't like to interact with two
of your hardest-working employees
347
00:14:17,626 --> 00:14:21,353
that clean up after the slop you leave
behind in that sty you call an office?
348
00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:23,748
Is that what's happening?
Well, guess what.
349
00:14:23,781 --> 00:14:25,820
I'm gonna stand for
it anymore, okay?
350
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,139
Guys, go warm up, all right?
I'm on your team.
351
00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:29,663
- I'm fighting for you!
- Nice to meet you, Karl.
352
00:14:29,676 --> 00:14:31,622
- Come on, hot sauce, let's go.
- It's G-orge.
353
00:14:31,628 --> 00:14:33,917
Good to see you guys again.
I'll talk to you after the game.
354
00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:34,870
Thank you for your service.
355
00:14:34,902 --> 00:14:37,455
Where's your little
bitch Adam, huh?
356
00:14:37,468 --> 00:14:40,538
Where's our best friend?
Mm, he's in a hospital, Blake.
357
00:14:40,561 --> 00:14:43,037
- Because he has a broken heart
that you broke. - That's not true.
358
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,970
You can't go to the hospital
for a broken heart.
359
00:14:44,983 --> 00:14:47,003
Adam had a heart
attack, okay,
360
00:14:47,027 --> 00:14:49,840
and the doctor said it's your fault
and not all the Mexican steroids.
361
00:14:49,859 --> 00:14:53,180
So if it's cool with you,
I'm gonna warm up now, man!
362
00:14:53,213 --> 00:14:56,491
Bill, I need you to go
to the T.A.C. file room,
363
00:14:56,511 --> 00:15:00,178
check the current employees to see if
these dudes are real Telamericans.
364
00:15:03,806 --> 00:15:06,260
- Fast as hell!
- I don't know about that.
365
00:15:06,286 --> 00:15:07,638
He should've been on the team.
366
00:15:08,818 --> 00:15:10,258
Ahh! Ahh.
367
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,260
Where am I?
Where am I?
368
00:15:12,273 --> 00:15:14,612
I need to go to the game.
Ders needs me.
369
00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:17,097
I need more steroids. You need
to inject me with more steroids.
370
00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:18,624
No, no, no, you're
not going anywhere.
371
00:15:18,644 --> 00:15:19,804
Shut up. Yuh-huh.
372
00:15:19,829 --> 00:15:23,200
Your body has had quite a shock. Right
now you need to rest and hydrate.
373
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,750
Freaking you
need to hydrate.
374
00:15:24,763 --> 00:15:29,576
Now I need to go to Reno and
freaking have sex with chicks
375
00:15:29,602 --> 00:15:33,830
that have glitter all over their
boobs and... and, like...
376
00:15:33,846 --> 00:15:36,313
Play Blackjack and hopefully
win, like, a ton of cash.
377
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,805
Like, come home
with 60 bucks
378
00:15:37,831 --> 00:15:40,718
and like glitter all over my
mouth and genitalia area.
379
00:15:40,751 --> 00:15:41,738
What are you doing?
380
00:15:41,757 --> 00:15:43,561
Were you taking any drugs
when this happened?
381
00:15:43,574 --> 00:15:46,172
- Just turn the game on, man.
- What game, sir?
382
00:15:46,185 --> 00:15:49,782
The Telamerican office
basketball tournament game.
383
00:15:49,801 --> 00:15:51,462
I'm not sure they're
broadcasting that game.
384
00:15:51,464 --> 00:15:52,657
I'm sure we can get
you a magazine.
385
00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:55,128
Hand me my phone,
and I'll call Jillian
386
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,547
and have her do
a play-by-play.
387
00:15:57,566 --> 00:15:59,085
All right.
388
00:16:01,285 --> 00:16:03,205
Did you put dick
pic in my phone?
389
00:16:03,218 --> 00:16:05,352
- No.
- Oh, you're right, that's mine.
390
00:16:08,639 --> 00:16:09,599
Hello.
391
00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:11,863
Hey, what's up? It's Adam.
I'm in the hospital.
392
00:16:11,895 --> 00:16:14,468
I need you to tell me what's
happening in the game.
393
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:18,767
Well, thanks for asking. My
game is totally hot right now.
394
00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:21,034
There's a cute
babe behind me.
395
00:16:21,054 --> 00:16:23,514
I'm gonna smile at
him, see how it goes.
396
00:16:23,527 --> 00:16:24,547
- There it is!
- Oh!
397
00:16:25,632 --> 00:16:27,932
My bad! My bad! My bad!
398
00:16:27,962 --> 00:16:30,170
"D" up, "D" up!
Come on, Tez! "D" up!
399
00:16:32,999 --> 00:16:34,420
You're blocking me
out with your arm!
400
00:16:34,432 --> 00:16:37,759
Whoo! The g-anitor's
cleaning up!
401
00:16:39,313 --> 00:16:41,528
Hey, focus up. Tell me what's
happening in the game.
402
00:16:41,548 --> 00:16:43,535
Okay, yeah. Anders
has the ball.
403
00:16:43,556 --> 00:16:45,429
And he passed it to Adam.
404
00:16:45,468 --> 00:16:46,896
- Oh.
- I'm Adam.
405
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,019
Not Adam. You're Adam.
406
00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:51,454
That's so weird. You ever do that,
where you're telling someone a story
407
00:16:51,474 --> 00:16:54,167
about somebody else, and then
you call them by their own name?
408
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,440
Actually I did that earlier today.
It was hilarious.
409
00:16:56,461 --> 00:16:58,761
Lay it up, blaaaaa... oh!
410
00:16:58,789 --> 00:17:00,416
Yep, that was way over.
My bad.
411
00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:02,070
- What?
- Dude, I'm sorry.
412
00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:05,901
Look, I'm sorry. I was just up all night
trying to solve an orc-on-orc homicide.
413
00:17:05,927 --> 00:17:08,993
And you know, now my
tied-for-first best friend
414
00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:11,560
is in the hospital, and I'm
just a little rusty, all right?
415
00:17:11,578 --> 00:17:13,725
Just... Just get
off my back, man!
416
00:17:15,511 --> 00:17:17,211
Did you know we
had a warehouse?
417
00:17:17,217 --> 00:17:19,590
It's huge. And
it's freezing.
418
00:17:22,237 --> 00:17:24,594
You can see Alice's nipples
through her shirt.
419
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,643
- What?
- They're really weird.
420
00:17:26,663 --> 00:17:29,276
Are they pink, or are they dark?
I bet they're dark.
421
00:17:29,295 --> 00:17:31,566
Bet they're like little
Hershey's kisses.
422
00:17:31,585 --> 00:17:33,781
I'll bet that's what
Alice's **** taste like.
423
00:17:33,869 --> 00:17:35,009
Move! Move, move,
move, move, move!
424
00:17:35,029 --> 00:17:36,895
Okay, yeah.
Go ahead, make it.
425
00:17:38,514 --> 00:17:40,276
Damn, this boy fast!
426
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,233
Stop! They're cheating.
427
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,326
He's not a T.A.C.
employee.
428
00:17:47,356 --> 00:17:49,016
That guy's done
some plumbing work,
429
00:17:49,029 --> 00:17:51,786
but G-orge the G-anitor
is not on the list.
430
00:17:51,819 --> 00:17:53,371
Ah, ha!
431
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,531
I knew it.
Let me see. Yes.
432
00:17:56,551 --> 00:17:58,998
Disqualified. We win!
433
00:17:59,025 --> 00:18:00,058
- Gil...
- Mm.
434
00:18:00,071 --> 00:18:00,991
We going to Reno!
435
00:18:01,024 --> 00:18:02,498
- Blake, up top.
- No.
436
00:18:02,519 --> 00:18:06,086
- You leaving me hanging, Blake. Up top.
- This is what I think about your team.
437
00:18:06,098 --> 00:18:07,208
Oh, th...
438
00:18:07,235 --> 00:18:08,505
- Oh, you are.
- Right there, bud.
439
00:18:08,532 --> 00:18:09,958
- I'm joining Ders.
- Whoo!
440
00:18:09,984 --> 00:18:11,058
- Dude.
- Yeah.
441
00:18:11,071 --> 00:18:13,620
And I'm dedicating this game
to Adam Demamp,
442
00:18:13,637 --> 00:18:16,316
my tied-for-second
best friend.
443
00:18:16,336 --> 00:18:18,747
Yeah, 'cause my best friend
is actually my mother.
444
00:18:18,761 --> 00:18:20,908
Everybody's mother should
be their best friend.
445
00:18:20,928 --> 00:18:23,621
Well, actually, since
he's here you're gone.
446
00:18:23,634 --> 00:18:25,751
- But thanks, man.
- Oh, I ain't tripping, man.
447
00:18:25,764 --> 00:18:27,226
- I got my 300.
- Yeah, see ya, bro.
448
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,917
- Keep it real.
- Still got my number, right?
449
00:18:30,727 --> 00:18:31,507
Al-dog.
450
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,146
- Honestly, none of that game
should've counted anyway. - Mm-hmm.
451
00:18:34,165 --> 00:18:36,619
And I have to get
going, 'cause I...
452
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:39,012
- Have to get to night school.
- Lynette!
453
00:18:39,025 --> 00:18:40,566
We need you, girl,
one arm or not.
454
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,499
- Are you ready for this?
- Let's get it then!
455
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,923
All right, fine.
We'll do one more point.
456
00:18:44,929 --> 00:18:46,327
Sudden death, jump ball.
457
00:18:46,353 --> 00:18:48,698
- If I win this, can we go on
a date together? - Hell, no.
458
00:18:48,723 --> 00:18:51,652
Well, then prepare
to be Shirley Millered.
459
00:18:51,679 --> 00:18:53,839
It's Cheryl, dumbass.
460
00:18:53,855 --> 00:18:55,422
Well, then that... then.
461
00:19:05,163 --> 00:19:08,099
{pub}Gil! In yo' face!
462
00:19:08,123 --> 00:19:09,630
- Dammit!
- Up, up, up, up, up!
463
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,250
- Blake has it!
- No, no, hey!
464
00:19:14,268 --> 00:19:15,208
Do not take the shot.
465
00:19:15,228 --> 00:19:16,926
Ders is giving him
last-minute advice.
466
00:19:16,939 --> 00:19:19,294
Dunk it. Shatter the
backboard for Adam.
467
00:19:20,104 --> 00:19:22,172
He's going for it!
468
00:19:28,213 --> 00:19:30,170
Oh, he missed it!
469
00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:33,717
This is for Demamp!
470
00:19:38,227 --> 00:19:39,578
Yeah!
471
00:19:39,849 --> 00:19:41,546
Oh, my God!
He won!
472
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:47,463
Oh!
473
00:19:47,476 --> 00:19:49,851
There's glass everywhere!
474
00:19:49,877 --> 00:19:53,530
Tell the guys I'm crying. Tell the guys
I'm crying right now, how happy I am.
475
00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:55,030
- We did it.
- Yeah.
476
00:19:55,056 --> 00:19:56,457
We're going to Reno!
477
00:19:56,492 --> 00:19:58,247
Take it back. Don't
tell 'em I'm crying.
478
00:19:58,260 --> 00:20:02,076
This is the best moment
of all of our lives!
479
00:20:02,927 --> 00:20:04,014
Guys, nice to
see you again.
480
00:20:04,027 --> 00:20:05,154
- Hey, uh...
- Hey.
481
00:20:05,781 --> 00:20:09,001
You're probably... Uh, we're going to
a World of Warcraft thing after this.
482
00:20:09,029 --> 00:20:10,794
- Right.
- Please, no need to explain.
483
00:20:10,807 --> 00:20:13,121
I, myself, am a
high-ranking blood elf.
484
00:20:13,147 --> 00:20:13,983
- Sick.
- No kidding.
485
00:20:14,009 --> 00:20:16,036
- All right, well...
- Well, it turns out the steroids
486
00:20:16,061 --> 00:20:18,368
your friend here thought he was
taking was actually a combination
487
00:20:18,393 --> 00:20:21,240
of rockstar energy drink,
ground-up shock tarts...
488
00:20:21,266 --> 00:20:23,219
But mostly PCP.
489
00:20:23,239 --> 00:20:26,232
Wha... wait, so he didn't have a
heart attack, he just took PCP.
490
00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:28,722
Well, he had a heart attack
and O.D.'ed on PCP.
491
00:20:28,744 --> 00:20:31,191
Also, he's got shockingly
high sodium levels.
492
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:32,684
Dammit, Karl's right.
493
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:36,158
So he's gonna need at least 72 more hours
here in the hospital, and just... rest.
494
00:20:36,185 --> 00:20:39,486
72 hours of rest is what
he's gonna get, then.
495
00:20:39,507 --> 00:20:41,280
At least. Absolutely.
496
00:20:41,313 --> 00:20:42,440
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
497
00:20:42,453 --> 00:20:44,437
Hit the snooze
button on life.
498
00:20:44,469 --> 00:20:47,456
♪ Reno Las Vegas ♪
499
00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:48,392
Yeehaw!
500
00:20:48,429 --> 00:20:51,156
♪ Reno Las Vegas ♪
501
00:20:52,421 --> 00:20:54,401
♪ Reno ♪
502
00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:59,361
♪ Reno Las Vegas ♪
503
00:20:59,399 --> 00:21:06,299
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