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Finding the person to
run my new smoothie bar
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is something I take very seriously.
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Rudy, this is amazing.
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It's not gonna happen, Ted.
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Get out.
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Rudy, what was wrong with that guy?
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He just wasn't right.
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You can't hire just anyone
who walks in off the street.
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Hi, I'm Connie...
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Hey, Connie. You're hired. Let's do lunch.
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I'm done with my costume for Hero Con.
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What do you think?
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I think it's a little too tight.
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- Why?
- Because I can see that
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you had two carrot sticks
and a meatball for lunch.
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Uh, excuse me, who are you?
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Jerry, it's me, Milton.
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I'm wearing this outfit for
the best new superhero Contest
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at Hero Con.
- Oh, yeah.
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I heard of that. That's
where a bunch of nerds
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walk around the convention center in
tights wondering why they can't get dates.
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That is not true.
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We know exactly why we can't get dates.
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The winner of this year's contest will
have his character featured in a comic
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by the legendary Don Mills.
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What makes you think you're gonna win?
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'Cause I have the coolest exit ever.
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Laser Blade out!
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(Coughing)
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Laser Blade out cold.
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- (Rock music playing)
- ♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ and we could have a
ball, run up the wall ♪
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♪ that's just how we do ♪
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♪ and no matter how
much I chop and punch ♪
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♪ it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ everybody ♪
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♪ won't you come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ and we could have a
ball, run up the wall ♪
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♪ that's just how we do ♪
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♪ and no matter how
much I chop and punch ♪
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♪ it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you. ♪
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Milton, what's wrong?
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I have to go to my aunt Gertie's
birthday party on Saturday.
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Oh, Gertie.
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Yeah, she's the aunt who gives you
the big wet slobbering mouth kisses.
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She's the one.
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I'll go for you.
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No, the problem is Hero Con is on Saturday.
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It's on Friday too. Just skip school.
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Would you keep your voice down?
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Do you want me to go to jail?
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(Chuckles nervously) Just two guys
talking about not skipping anything.
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No, it's easy, Milton.
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Look, I have an app on my phone that
lets me sound like a worried mother.
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Let me just record a message and
then we'll call the principal.
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(Clears throat)
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This is Doris Krupnick.
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Milton has the mumps and
won't be in school tomorrow.
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We're very worried about him.
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Boo-hoo
boo-hoo boo-hoo.
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This is never gonna work.
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Pipe down, you big wuss.
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(Phone ringing)
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Principal: Principal Cooper.
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Motherly voice: This is Doris Krupnick.
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Milton has the mumps and
won't be in school tomorrow.
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We're very worried about him. (Sobbing)
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Principal: I had the mumps
once, and it was no fun.
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Motherly voice: Aw,
pipe down, you big wuss.
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(Phone beeps)
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ come on! ♪
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Uh, hey.
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I'm Jack. This is my lab station.
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- Who are you?
- Taylor.
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I've been assigned to be your lab partner.
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I've just transferred here
from the Swathmore Academy.
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Oh. Swathmore.
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You're at Seaford now.
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We may not be as fancy, but we
are every bit just as smarter.
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You know you just put your
hand inside a dead frog, right?
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Yes, I do.
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Frog's still dead, miss Bonnermeyer.
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Let's just do this, okay?
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We start with 15 drops of bromium.
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And... One.
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And... Two.
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Seriously?
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Three.
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Okay, that's it. Daddy's gonna drive.
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What was that?
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You didn't even measure it.
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We're in the ballpark, Swathmore.
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Now we just need one scoop of sulfate.
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Oh, oh. I got this.
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But you know what?
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Let's do it your way.
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Hey.
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You learn quick.
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That what I'm talking...
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nice driving, daddy.
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Oh-ho! There he is.
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Skipping school for Hero Con.
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Seaford's newest bad boy.
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I've changed, Jerry.
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I really am a bad boy.
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Last night, I didn't sleep in my pajamas.
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Only my underpants.
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And my t-shirt.
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And my wooly socks.
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And my mother's leg warmers.
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Dude, you sure you want to
wear your costume on the bus?
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You know, people might mess with you.
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I know I would.
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I have to wear my costume.
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I can't risk anybody
recognizing me outside of school.
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But don't worry, I'm packing my
proton sword from the planet Zoomax.
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Oh, I also have my
tweety help-me whistle.
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(Tweets)
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I still remember you blowing that thing
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when the nurse was combing out
your cowlick on picture day.
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Ow! (Grunts)
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(Tweets)
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One day, I will avenge my cowlick.
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But until then, Laser Blade away!
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That one's locked.
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Laser Blade away!
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I don't know where the
swingin' swordfish is.
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You think there'd be a
sign around here somewhere.
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(Slow motion) No!
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(Grunts)
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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You saved my life.
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This little costumed freak saved my life.
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Who are you?
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I,
uh... I...
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I'm the Laser Blade.
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Laser Blade away!
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Oh, come on, people.
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Superhero trying to make an away here.
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Gah!
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(Chuckles) Connie, look,
you are doing great.
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It's just that another customer found
a scrunchie in their smoothie.
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You know what? I don't like your attitude.
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I quit.
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I'm gonna go get a smoothie.
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Wait. You work at a smoothie bar.
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I wouldn't drink these.
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You have no idea the things
I've lost in some of them.
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You know what? Fine.
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Go ahead and quit. Who needs you?
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Hey, Con. It's Rudy.
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Yeah, I heard your job
didn't quite work out,
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so I guess you're free Friday night.
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Fine! Who needs you?
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Blueberry up, raspberry up,
and one mango surprise.
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We don't have any mango.
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That's what makes it a surprise.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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Taylor. I'm your new smoothie girl.
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But I know how much you were
paying Connie, and I want double.
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Yeah, okay.
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20 bucks an hour it is.
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Wait, how did you know
how much Connie was making?
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I didn't.
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But you just told me. Thanks, boss.
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Wow. That is amazing.
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Tell it to the tip jar, hon.
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Yep.
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Do you have change for a nickel?
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Yeah, no no no. Just keep the change.
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Ooh, ooh, Jack.
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Hey.
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I finally hired someone
who knows what she's doing.
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You are going to love her.
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Taylor.
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Jack.
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Rudy.
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That's a weird game.
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No, no.
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No, can't do it.
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Dude dude dude dude dude.
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What you did in the courtyard was amazing.
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The paper's offering a $500 reward
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if the Laser Blade comes
forward to reveal himself.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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I was home with the mumps.
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The mumps, I tell you!
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You're a superhero, okay?
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Which means you need a sidekick.
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That could be me.
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Whenever we catch a
criminal, I go "Whoo!"
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Think about it. We'd be
Laser Blade and Whoo man.
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What?
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If word gets out that I'm the
Laser Blade, I'll get detention.
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Then I'll fall in with the wrong crowd,
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and before you know it,
I'm rocking an orange onesie
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in the big house, and combing the
lice out of my cellmate's back hair!
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Milton, we're talking about $500, bro.
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I can't risk getting caught.
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I couldn't even go to Hero Con
to meet my idol Don Mills,
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because Laser Blade is too famous.
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Well, now Laser Blade is dead.
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No one's ever gonna see him again.
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(Stammers)
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Well fine!
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Yeah, I don't need you.
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I'll go out on my own!
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Yeah, my father raised me to be
a strong, independent Whoo man.
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Okay. Now I hear it.
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Citizens of Seaford, you all
know me as the Laser Blade.
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But the man beneath the mask is a
righteous, humble, selfless hero.
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Jerry Martinez!
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(Gasps)
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(Silent)
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Now, where's my 500 bucks?
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♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
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Look, I'm glad I was able to save you,
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but I've already signed
10 pictures for you.
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Oh, this one's not for me.
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It's for my nephew.
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He's a big fan.
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Fine. What's his name?
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Barbara Margaret Sparkle.
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Ow! (Yelps)
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What do you think you're doing?
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Well, if you're not gonna take credit
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for being the Laser Blade, why shouldn't I?
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Because it's dishonest, disloyal,
deceitful, conniving and manipulative.
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Whoa, dude. That's a lot of big
words flying at me pretty fast.
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I'm gonna tell people the truth.
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What? That you skipped school?
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Enjoy doing time in the big house.
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Oh, I can't believe you betrayed me and
lied to all these people for $500.
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I didn't just do it for the money.
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I'm not that shallow.
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I also did it for the fame.
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Yeah, in fact, "the Seaford Bugle" is
doing a photo shoot of me tomorrow.
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Jerry, you're a total fake and you're
taking advantage of all these people.
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(Gasps) How dare you?
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I don't need to stand
here and listen to this.
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Laser Blade away!
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Where to, Laser Blade?
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Where the dark ugly shadows of crime lurk?
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Uh, actually I was thinking
more like the pizza parlor.
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You heard him, boys. Away!
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(All chanting) Laser Blade! Laser Blade!
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(Grunts)
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♪ Surfing the lightning,
surfing the lightning ♪
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♪ Surfing the lightning ♪
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♪ Surfing the lightning,
surfing the lightning. ♪
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What do you think you're doing?
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What I do every day.
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Making myself a workout smoothie.
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Little bit of carrots, little bit
of cucumber, some wheat grass,
261
00:12:56,081 --> 00:12:59,450
and while I wait for that, take a nice
big healthy shot of whipped cream.
262
00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:01,285
- (Air hisses)
- You want some?
263
00:13:01,336 --> 00:13:02,536
Give me that.
264
00:13:02,538 --> 00:13:04,204
This is my juice bar.
265
00:13:04,255 --> 00:13:07,091
Well, your juice bar is in my dojo.
266
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:09,042
Well, your hand is in a piece of pie.
267
00:13:12,263 --> 00:13:14,381
I have got to stop leaning in dramatically.
268
00:13:19,187 --> 00:13:20,220
No no no no no no no no.
269
00:13:20,222 --> 00:13:22,222
That's my cashmere scarf.
270
00:13:23,358 --> 00:13:26,026
This... this will
never come out.
271
00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:27,194
It's ruined.
272
00:13:27,228 --> 00:13:28,362
Ow.
273
00:13:28,396 --> 00:13:30,030
Chill out, Swathmore.
274
00:13:30,064 --> 00:13:32,483
I'm pretty sure a rich girl like you
can afford another stupid scarf.
275
00:13:32,534 --> 00:13:37,070
Rich? You think I'm a juice
jockey because it's fun?
276
00:13:37,122 --> 00:13:41,241
My dad's company went out of business,
and I have to help my family out.
277
00:13:41,292 --> 00:13:46,246
Oh yeah? Well, I did not know that
when I was being mean to you.
278
00:13:48,082 --> 00:13:50,250
You know what? I'll
get a job somewhere else.
279
00:13:50,252 --> 00:13:51,418
Forget it.
280
00:13:51,469 --> 00:13:53,137
Tell Rudy I quit.
281
00:13:58,309 --> 00:14:00,093
Ooh!
282
00:14:00,095 --> 00:14:01,311
Isn't this exciting?
283
00:14:01,346 --> 00:14:03,480
- The Blade's photo shoot.
- Hello, Seaford!
284
00:14:03,515 --> 00:14:07,100
The hero up there looking down
on us, the helpless hordes.
285
00:14:07,152 --> 00:14:09,403
Especially you, hon.
286
00:14:12,357 --> 00:14:14,992
(Sighs) All right,
here's what I'm thinking.
287
00:14:15,026 --> 00:14:18,278
I want to look humble, but way
better than everyone else.
288
00:14:21,499 --> 00:14:23,417
Right. Getting it.
289
00:14:25,170 --> 00:14:27,337
Great. Loving it.
290
00:14:27,372 --> 00:14:29,039
Not as good.
291
00:14:29,090 --> 00:14:31,208
Bad. Hate it.
292
00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:34,261
Love it again.
293
00:14:34,295 --> 00:14:36,346
Dude, I'm not feeling it.
294
00:14:36,381 --> 00:14:39,399
Ahh... you know what this
needs is a little danger.
295
00:14:39,434 --> 00:14:42,319
Let's get the Seaford skyline behind me.
296
00:14:49,227 --> 00:14:51,094
Whoa, careful. There's no railing there.
297
00:14:51,129 --> 00:14:53,030
Railing?
298
00:14:53,064 --> 00:14:54,231
I'm a superhero, bro.
299
00:14:54,282 --> 00:14:56,233
I don't need any rail... (Screams)
300
00:14:56,284 --> 00:14:57,284
(All gasp)
301
00:15:00,455 --> 00:15:01,488
The Blade's gonna fall!
302
00:15:01,539 --> 00:15:03,156
Somebody better help him.
303
00:15:03,158 --> 00:15:04,291
Excuse me.
304
00:15:04,325 --> 00:15:06,126
He's a superhero.
305
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,995
I'm pretty sure he doesn't need help.
306
00:15:07,997 --> 00:15:09,162
Help! Help!
307
00:15:09,214 --> 00:15:11,048
I need lots of help!
308
00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:13,166
Oh. Look at that.
309
00:15:13,218 --> 00:15:14,167
(Camera shutter clicks)
310
00:15:14,219 --> 00:15:15,219
(Gasps)
311
00:15:17,138 --> 00:15:19,139
Jerry, hang on. I'm coming.
312
00:15:19,173 --> 00:15:21,258
Oh man, oh man, oh man.
313
00:15:26,231 --> 00:15:27,431
Come on, Laser Blade.
314
00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:29,099
Save yourself!
315
00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:32,019
Why don't you come up here
and save yourself, lady!
316
00:15:33,071 --> 00:15:34,238
Do not let go!
317
00:15:34,272 --> 00:15:36,356
Oh, really? I hadn't thought of that.
318
00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:44,448
Milton, hurry up. I'm slipping.
319
00:15:46,317 --> 00:15:48,085
- (Screams)
- (Gasps)
320
00:15:48,119 --> 00:15:49,419
(Yelps)
321
00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:57,044
Hey.
322
00:15:57,095 --> 00:15:58,211
I really can fly.
323
00:15:58,213 --> 00:16:00,213
I'm a superhero.
324
00:16:00,215 --> 00:16:01,515
Whoo...
aah!
325
00:16:07,188 --> 00:16:08,305
The cape's ripping, Jerry.
326
00:16:08,356 --> 00:16:11,391
I'm about to die and all you care
about is your stupid costume?!
327
00:16:13,227 --> 00:16:15,395
I don't care about the cape, you lug nut.
328
00:16:15,446 --> 00:16:18,065
- (Screams)
- Don't move.
329
00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:20,150
Don't plan on it.
330
00:16:26,074 --> 00:16:27,407
(Panting)
331
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,159
It's a geek!
332
00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:31,078
It's a dork!
333
00:16:31,129 --> 00:16:33,997
It's Super Nerd!
334
00:16:36,384 --> 00:16:38,001
Thank you.
335
00:16:41,222 --> 00:16:44,257
Laser Blade, what happened up there?
336
00:16:44,259 --> 00:16:46,093
I thought you were the hero.
337
00:16:46,144 --> 00:16:47,260
Uhh...
338
00:16:51,349 --> 00:16:54,067
Wearing a costume doesn't make you a hero.
339
00:16:55,403 --> 00:16:59,189
Okay, the truth is I found this costume
in the garbage and I put it on.
340
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:03,193
And I would take it off right now
if I had anything on underneath it.
341
00:17:03,244 --> 00:17:05,112
Dude, that's my costume.
342
00:17:05,114 --> 00:17:06,330
Your costume?
343
00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:11,084
Yes.
344
00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:13,170
I am the Laser Blade.
345
00:17:13,204 --> 00:17:14,955
(Gasps)
346
00:17:16,424 --> 00:17:19,126
Dude, you know this means you're
gonna get detention for cutting class.
347
00:17:19,177 --> 00:17:23,296
Yes, and... It was wrong.
348
00:17:23,348 --> 00:17:26,299
But at least now the world knows the truth.
349
00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:33,440
That I, Milton Krupnick,
have a secret identity.
350
00:17:33,474 --> 00:17:36,109
Laser Blade away!
351
00:17:45,036 --> 00:17:46,453
Don't worry, I'm going.
352
00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:51,291
You know what? The good news is
I never have to see you again.
353
00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:55,328
Except on the bus, and science,
and of course home room
354
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:58,331
and math, and our lockers are...
look, Taylor.
355
00:17:58,383 --> 00:18:02,135
Look, I'm really sorry about yesterday.
356
00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:05,172
So... I got you something.
357
00:18:07,175 --> 00:18:08,975
Here.
358
00:18:11,179 --> 00:18:12,312
(Sighs)
359
00:18:14,182 --> 00:18:16,149
A cashmere scarf.
360
00:18:16,184 --> 00:18:20,020
That was... That was really nice of you.
361
00:18:20,022 --> 00:18:21,354
I got you something too.
362
00:18:23,157 --> 00:18:24,441
Really? What is it?
363
00:18:26,194 --> 00:18:27,444
It's your ceremonial black belt.
364
00:18:29,363 --> 00:18:34,034
After our fight yesterday, I may
have accidentally put it on puree...
365
00:18:35,086 --> 00:18:36,169
For seven minutes.
366
00:18:37,505 --> 00:18:39,039
Anyway, goodbye.
367
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:42,042
Hang on.
368
00:18:42,044 --> 00:18:44,461
We're never gonna see
eye-to-eye because you and I...
369
00:18:44,512 --> 00:18:46,430
because you walk around here
like a big sweaty baboon,
370
00:18:46,464 --> 00:18:50,217
carrying your... boo stick?
371
00:18:50,268 --> 00:18:52,219
It's a Bo staff.
372
00:18:53,387 --> 00:18:59,025
When I heard you were from
Swathmore, I may have misjudged you.
373
00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:01,027
And I want to let you know
374
00:19:01,062 --> 00:19:03,480
that it's not that I don't like
you because you came from money.
375
00:19:03,531 --> 00:19:06,116
I don't like you because you're annoying.
376
00:19:07,985 --> 00:19:08,985
I'm annoying?
377
00:19:09,036 --> 00:19:10,287
Admitting it is a great first step.
378
00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:12,205
Oh.
379
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:17,077
Ah... And what you're doing for
your family, it's really cool.
380
00:19:19,163 --> 00:19:20,413
Would you consider coming back?
381
00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:25,385
I might be able to do that.
382
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:28,221
I can't believe I'm saying this,
383
00:19:28,256 --> 00:19:31,141
but you might be a little
nicer than I thought.
384
00:19:31,175 --> 00:19:32,425
Ooh. (Chuckles)
385
00:19:32,477 --> 00:19:36,146
And you know, I could... I
could really use the money.
386
00:19:41,018 --> 00:19:44,187
You used my tip money to
buy the scarf, didn't you?
387
00:19:46,407 --> 00:19:48,441
Cashmere's ridiculously expensive.
388
00:19:51,078 --> 00:19:53,246
♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪
389
00:19:53,281 --> 00:19:55,332
So why are you so worried
about your friend Milton?
390
00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:57,417
I don't know. He's never
had detention before.
391
00:19:57,451 --> 00:19:59,202
I don't know if he's gonna survive it.
392
00:19:59,253 --> 00:20:01,338
I loved it!
393
00:20:01,372 --> 00:20:04,291
Detention was awesome.
394
00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:08,011
Three extra glorious hours of school.
395
00:20:08,045 --> 00:20:09,296
It gave me a chance to do my homework,
396
00:20:09,347 --> 00:20:13,216
then some of the nicest delinquents you'd
ever want to meet let me do theirs.
397
00:20:13,267 --> 00:20:15,051
(Both chuckle)
398
00:20:15,102 --> 00:20:16,353
Yo, Milton.
399
00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:18,188
Here you go.
400
00:20:18,222 --> 00:20:20,273
What's this?
401
00:20:20,308 --> 00:20:22,142
Well, I tracked down Don Mills
402
00:20:22,144 --> 00:20:25,145
and I told him how the Super Nerd
rescued me from the water tower.
403
00:20:25,196 --> 00:20:27,030
He was so impressed he made you this.
404
00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:31,034
- Dude, that is awesome.
- That's so cool.
405
00:20:31,068 --> 00:20:33,320
- No way.
- I know the perfect place for this.
406
00:20:37,074 --> 00:20:39,376
Jerry, why'd you do this for me?
407
00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:41,328
What I did was wrong, bro.
408
00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:44,047
I shouldn't have taken
credit for something you did.
409
00:20:44,081 --> 00:20:45,048
Thanks, Jerry.
410
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,134
Hey, guys. Check it out.
411
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:08,151
It's picture day, Johnny.
412
00:21:08,186 --> 00:21:10,404
And you've got a cowlick.
413
00:21:10,438 --> 00:21:12,406
Aw, but I like my cowlick.
414
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,107
It makes me special.
415
00:21:14,158 --> 00:21:17,110
I'll comb the special right out of you.
416
00:21:17,112 --> 00:21:18,495
(Laughs)
417
00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,113
Ohh, is there no one that can help me?
418
00:21:20,164 --> 00:21:22,199
Don't worry, jonny.
419
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,284
I'll get you out of this hairy situation.
420
00:21:24,335 --> 00:21:26,586
I'll use my calcu-laser.
421
00:21:26,621 --> 00:21:28,188
(Gasps)
422
00:21:28,222 --> 00:21:29,189
(Shouts)
423
00:21:31,376 --> 00:21:34,461
I guess miss kippler's plan
just didn't... add up.