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[MUSIC]
NARRATOR:
[LAUGHS]
ACKBAR: That's General Grievous. After him!
[LAUGHS]
General Grievous to Count Dooku.
[OVER RADIO] All is going according to plan.
Excellent. Our plan is going perfectly.
I just said that.
DOOKU: Well, I wanted to say it too.
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, at the Jedi Temple Academy,
Master Yoda instructs his Padawans in the Holocron Vault,
unaware of the peril that awaits.
Attention to the hologram, pay.
The skills of a famous Jedi,
who a Padawan like you once was, you will see.
- Who is it, master? - I bet it's a great warrior.
Only the greatest warrior of all: Anakin Skywalker! [CHUCKLES]
Yes, we are actually related in a way.
He constructed me, you know.
Yes, never fail to remind us of that do you?
Now learn and watch.
[PADAWANS GASP]
There he his, my hero, Master Ani!
[PADAWANS CHEER] Oh, what style!
Ah, what courage!
C-3PO [ON HOLOGRAM]: Help! Save me!
I don't want to be smithereened!
[PADAWANS LAUGH] Thank you. That's quite enough.
- You can turn that off now, Master Yoda. - Huh?
[GRUNTS]
Master Yoda? [YODA SIGHS]
BENE: Master, I sense something troubles you.
A disturbance I feel in the Force.
Growing, the power of the dark side
- is a new threat I detect. - What threat?
Know not I do. But very powerful, this feeling is.
Do what you wish with the lightsabers.
All I care about are the Kaiburr crystals within them.
Are you ready, general?
I was born ready.
Then launch your attack.
What? You mean now?
No, a week from now!
Oh, incompetence.
Okay, Palpatine-time. [CHUCKLES]
[AS PALPATINE] Oh, Master Yoda, thank goodness I've found you.
We've received a distress call from Obi-Wan Kenobi.
He's under attack! You... [LINE BEEPING]
Sorry, I have to take this.
- [AS SIDIOUS] What now? - When you said "a week from now"
- did you mean... - I was being sarcastic!
[LINE BEEPING] Hold on.
- Yoda, sorry to cut you off. - Still me.
What are you waiting for? Attack! Now!
[GRUMBLING]
Yoda, General Kenobi is on Alderaan.
You must rescue him at once.
The destiny of the Republic is at stake.
Then rescue him, I will.
My Padawans, leave you I must.
- We want to help too. - Take us with you.
Too dangerous, this mission is. [PADAWANS GROAN]
Your substitute teacher, 3PO-C is.
Me? [PADAWANS GROAN]
The odd-numbered problems on page 46, do.
All work show.
A rescue mission, I must launch.
All the best men, I need. Argh!
You too, that means. [BLEEPING]
[MUSIC]
Mace Windu reporting for service, master.
- CONY: And I'm with you, bro! - Whoa, whoa, wait.
All us Jedi have to call you "master," but he gets to use "bro"?
How I roll, that is.
Outie, we are! [R2-D2 BEEPING]
[MUSIC]
[CHUCKLES]
C-3PO: Master Yoda did not say you could have class outside.
I wasn't fabricated yesterday, you know.
Now turn to page... [GRIEVOUS LAUGHS]
C-3PO: Oh! You can't come in here!
[LASER FIRING]
Uh, I mean, make yourself at home.
MACE: There's Alderaan. I only hope we're not too late.
Hmm...
General Kenobi, Master Yoda, this is.
Answering your call for help, we are.
OBI-WAN [OVER RADIO]: I didn't call for help.
I'm on vacation down here.
- A mystery, this is. - Mystery solved.
- Argh! It's a trap! - Well, duh.
[ALL GRUNT]
[LAUGHS]
Give me your lightsabers.
Ah! Oh!
I surrender to you in my capacity as acting teacher.
I mean, I am temporarily in charge,
I don't "teach acting," per se.
Mind you, I've always wanted to give acting a go.
Nothing big, of course. Character parts probably...
- Quiet! - Of course, not another word.
So long, kiddies.
[PADAWANS GROAN]
Why did he have to say that?
PADAWANS: Attack!
Oh!
[BOTH GRUNT]
Lost, this battle is. Argh!
[BOTH GRUNT]
And awkward, this moment is.
- Oof! - Retreat to Coruscant, we must.
Yes, sir! Making the jump to light speed
in three, two, one...
YODA: Ugh. Gets better and better, this day does.
[ALL SCREAM]
BOBBY: Give us back our stuff, you bad robot.
[GRUNTING]
Don't poke my eyes! Those are my only original parts!
[ALL GRUNT]
[GRIEVOUS LAUGHING]
Uncouth creature. A complete lack of etiquette.
At least he only snatched your lightsabers.
And now we have to get them back.
- I'll start the bus. - Wait! Oh, no!
I forbid you to board that vehicle!
- Let's go, people. - Whoa!
I forbid you to lift off.
BENE: Lifting off.
I forbid you to cheer. [PADAWANS CHEER]
C-3PO: I am definitely putting in for overtime.
[ALL SCREAM THEN GRUNT]
[R2-D2 BLEEPING]
Oh.
Hmm, like this place, I do.
Live here someday, I could.
[FROG CROAKS] Ah. Cuckoo.
C-3PO: You're wasting your time on this wild Sith chase.
The odds of finding your lightsabers are 15-trillion-975 to one.
They're on Tatooine.
- What? - VAASH TI: I feel it.
- They're near the Dune Sea. - Yay!
You can't feel that!
Who do you think you are, a Jedi Kn... Oh, right.
- I feel it too. - Might I enquire just how you plan
on getting halfway across the galaxy in a bus?
I've made a few modifications.
Well, unless those modifications include...
Hyperdrive engines.
C-3PO: Oh, my... Oh!
BENE: Pretty cool, huh?
Totally awesome.
MACE: I hope someone gets our distress signal.
I can't believe we were betrayed today.
Who could have done that to us?
A secret Sith Lord among us, there is.
Tell us his identity, the Force will.
[MACE & YODA GRUNTING]
- Nothing, I got. - Me neither. [BLEEPS]
C-3PO: I don't wish to be negative,
but do you think the Force will lead you
to our lightsabers before I melt into a golden goo?
Oh, I don't understand.
My every feeling tells me our lightsabers are very close.
[ALL GASP]
[C-3PO GROANS]
[LAUGHING]
General Grievous gave that slimy slug has our lightsabers.
- And we're gonna get them back. - I was afraid he'd say that.
Could Master Plo Koon be the Sith Lord?
Him? Never.
[BLEEPING]
- Hmm? - Hmm?
- Kit Fisto? - How about Mas Amedda?
Not sure who that even is, I am.
[BLEEPING]
Hmm?
BOTH: Chancellor Palpatine!
[BLEEPING] BOTH: Yes!
We can ask him who he thinks the Sith Lord is!
Brilliant idea, that is.
[BLEEPING]
MAN [OVER PA]: Hands up, trespassers!
[GASPS]
MAN: This is a restricted planet.
You have some nerve coming here!
[MUSIC]
Ha, just kidding. I got your distress call.
The name's Calrissian. Lindo Calrissian.
- And this is my son, Lando. - How's it going, fellas?
Welcome aboard the Millennium Falcon.
The finest traveling nightclub in the galaxy!
Night club?
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
YODA: Very happening, this ship is.
LINDO: [CHUCKLES] Would you care for a refreshing beverage?
YODA: Worse ways to travel, there are.
♪ It's time to boogie ♪
This could be a terrible mistake.
Just say what we wrote. You'll be great.
[GASPS]
[GUARD SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE] Oh!
"Jabba the Hutt is an overpumped inflatable
who smells like a tauntaun's laundry basket."
Oh! [SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
"You heard me, lumpy head."
[GROWLS] "And you, sir, do not have anywhere
near the physique to pull off the shirtless look."
Oh, oh, oh! You did not go there!
[ROARS]
[WHIMPERING]
C-3PO: Your plan is going perfectly!
MALAKILI: You're going down, Goldie.
[JABBA SNORING]
[CHUCKLES] This is gonna be so easy.
[GASPS]
[ALL GASP]
BENE: There they are.
[JABBA SNORING]
[IMITATING LIGHTSABER]
[GASPS]
Careful, Bobby. [WHIMPERING]
[GROWLING]
- Oh-oh. Time to go. - GUARD: Hold it!
You kids are Rancor food.
That's what you think. Padawans, assemble!
[LIGHTSABERS CLICKING]
PADAWANS: Huh?
BENE: The Kaiburr crystals are gone!
Get them! [PADAWANS GASP]
[LAUGHING]
[PADAWANS WHIMPERING]
Sorry, Ian.
[ALL GRUNT]
Huh?
I'm free! I'm free!
Let's get out of here.
[ROARING]
I don't think there's anything in our workbook about this.
C3-PO: This isn't nearly as much fun as it looks.
Go get him, Rancor. [ROARS]
You are a good boy.
Now sit.
- Huh?! - Unh!
Hop on.
I do hope you remember where we parked the bus, because I don't.
MALAKILI: What have they done to my baby?
[SOBBING] They've ruined him!
[SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]
[MUSIC]
DOOKU: We have retrieved the Kaiburr crystals
from the Padawans' lightsabers and have combined them back
into one old powerful crystal.
Now we are ready to create your new weapons, my master.
Excellent work, Count Dooku.
[COUGHS THEN CLEARS THROAT]
Ah. And you, General Grievous.
Oh, did you think I coughed
because I was mad at you for not praising me?
I was just coughing. I cough all the time.
[COUGHS]
See?
Oh, just get to work!
♪ Ooh, yeah It's time to boogie ♪
[YODA HUMMING]
♪ Ooh, yeah It's time to boogie ♪
C-3PO [OVER HOLOGRAM]: Master Yoda, we've had a dreadful time!
We barely escaped from Tatooine...
Wait a minute. You're not Yoda.
What have you done with Yoda?
Have you kidnapped him? Oh, you beast!
I think this gent could use a refreshing beverage.
Threepio-C, why go to Tatooine, did you?
Master Yoda, you're safe!
Are you at some kind of party?
Uh, my question first answer.
Well, it's rather a long story, but...
A coughing robot took our lightsabers
so we had to get 'em back from the worm guy's house
but somebody stole the crystals so now they don't work!
[GASPS] I wouldn't have put it quite like that, but, yes,
that just about covers it.
Oh, well. The way the cookie crumbles, that is.
Back to Coruscant, go now. [CHUCKLES]
- But... - Heard me, you did.
To Coruscant, go. Fine, everything is.
- Dory hunky. Bye-bye. - But...
The lightsaber crystals.
Know of their power, only Count Dooku would.
This means just one thing.
Dooku plans to use the Kaiburr crystals to make Sith clones!
To Kamino we must go at once. Take us there, can you?
It's all good, Greenie.
♪ Ooh, yeah It's time to boogie ♪
Nothing can stop us now.
[WARBLING]
♪ Ooh, yeah It's time to boogie ♪
LINDO: Good luck, you guys!
- Lando, punch it! - Consider it punched, Papa Bear.
LINDO: May the funk be with you!
- Man, that family knows how to live. - Agreed.
Now stop Dooku, we must!
[YODA YELLING]
[GROANS]
Wear shoes, I really should.
[MUSIC]
DOOKU: Yes. Arise, my Sith-enhanced clones!
YODA: Fast so not, Dooku!
Master Yoda. So we meet again.
- Again. - Failed, your evil plot is.
[LAUGHS]
Well, we think failed it is not.
Talk like that, only I do.
[GRUNTS]
[YELLS]
Always lose, evil will.
Feel the righteous power of the Jedi!
Not finished yet, I was.
[ALL GRUNT]
- Purple lightsaber. Nice. - Hey, thanks for noticing.
Green, what's wrong with?
[GRUNTS]
[GASPS]
[DOOKU GRUNTS]
DOOKU: My cloning crystal!
Ended your evil quest is, Dooku.
In your face, dark side!
The Jedi have an ally more powerful than all your stolen
crystals put together and that's the power of goodness!
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, you're darn right you should be in awe!
Because...
Uh-oh.
I am ready to fight...
- ...for the Sith. - Clone, attack!
[BOTH SCREAM]
[R2-D2 SCREECHING]
Oh, my, I sense Artoo is in danger.
We have to save them!
- You don't have Jedi powers. - No, but I do have Wi-Fi.
Now turn this heap around!
Ah, you have done well, my creation,
but I have more of you to make.
- Rebuild my cloning room. - Yes, my master.
[MUSIC]
- That guy is good. - YODA: Wrong. Bad, he is.
You know what I mean.
[BOTH GRUNT]
[GRUNTING AND COUGHING]
[GROANING]
[LAUGHING AND COUGHING]
Unh! My joints! They're rusting in the rain.
You should have paid extra for the undercoating package.
[MUSIC]
[IN SLOW MOTION] Blaster, fire eat.
[GASPS]
[MUSIC]
Not good, this is.
[YODA GRUNTS]
Could someone please get me an oil-can?
Ha, I'm back in business.
- Finish them. - Yes, my lord.
[MUSIC]
[YODA GRUNTING]
[CHOKING]
I said finish them. Now!
Yes, master.
C-3PO [OVER PA]: Step away from the Jedi!
Threepio! My Padawans!
Ooh, a bus full of children? I'm terrified.
We made a few modifications.
Well, unless those modifications include...
Giant laser cannons?
Uh... Oopsy.
[GRUNTS]
[MUSIC]
No!
[PADAWANS CHEER]
[YODA GRUNTS]
The crystal! Still in the cloning room, it is.
Not anymore. Look!
[BLEEPING]
[PADAWANS CHEERING]
Go! Run away!
Count Dooku and I will hunt you down. Right, Dooku?
Sorry! Only room for two.
Dooku?
But I thought we were buddies! Unh!
[MUSIC]
Saved the Republic, you Padawans did.
[SNIFFLES]
YODA: Proud of you, I am.
But, Master Yoda, the Sith clone survived.
And dangerous, he is. But find him, I will.
A promise, that is.
[MUSIC]
Lord Sidious, allow me to present
our most powerful new weapon.
Sith Clone Number 14.
Jek at your command, master.
Excellent. You and I are going to
lay waste to the galaxy together.
[ALL CACKLE]
[COUGHING]
I made it! Don't worry, I'm fine.
Oh, wonderful.
Yes, isn't it? I'm happy to see you too.
BOTH: Sarcastic.
Oh. Right.
[MUSIC]
[STAR WARS THEME]
NARRATOR: War!
Whoa!
It's a trap!
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
NARRATOR: Now that I have your attention.
The dreaded Darth Sidious
has summoned his forces to Geonosis
to unveil a secret weapon
that will ensure ultimate victory for the Sith.
[MUSIC]
[HONKING SOUNDS]
ASAJJ VENTRESS: Come on!
Let's go. Step on it, slowpoke!
MAN: Come on, come on.
Keep your pants on, you'll get there!
[HORNS BLOWING]
SIDIOUS: Comrades in Evil.
I'd like to tell you that we are winning this war.
[ALL CHEERING]
But I can't, because we're losing!
ALL: Aw!
But starting today, things are going to change.
The Jedi and their ilk have outsmarted us for the last time!
"The Jedi and their ilk have outsmarted us for the last time." Mm.
Wait. You can talk normally?
Only if imitating someone else, can I.
- Not can do, wiseother. - Okay.
Victory will be ours,
now that we have created the ultimate weapon.
Jek-14!
I am ready to fight for the Sith.
That's your ultimate weapon? A clone?
He's not just a clone, he's a Sith clone.
You guys seem a little desperate.
Argh!
And you seem a little fried. Jek, show them what you got!
Yes, master.
[MUSIC]
[ALL GASPING]
[ALL GASP]
[ALL GASPING]
[JEK YELLINGv [CROWD CHEERING]
Uh, hello, that's my theme song.
[CHECKING] Can somebody say diva?
C-3PO: Members of the Jedi council,
I have a terrible confession to make.
I don't want to be a substitute teacher anymore.
I enjoy calling the role
and I'm a dab-hand at handing out work sheets.
It's not that. Hey!
It's these Padawans.
They are always putting themselves in peril
and putting me there too, and I can't stand it!
I'm destined to a total meltdown! Will you buzz off!
[SQUEAKING]
KI-ADI-MUNDI: Worry no more.
We will transfer you to Jedi Temple Food Services.
That would be most acceptable.
But who will tend to the Padawans
whilst Master Yoda is away on his mission?
As it happens, we've already found the perfect substitute.
I can't believe they stuck me with this stupid babysitting job.
What would Obi-Wan say if he new about this?
[CHIRPING]
And you will learn your place, young one.
Oh, come on, R2, you took that out of context.
[GIGGLING]
Substitute teacher Anakin, where are you taking us?
"We're on a trip of discovery and contemplation
to a planet that has played a crucial role in Jedi history."
Told you, it's Hoth.
ALL: Aw.
Come on, Hoth is great.
It's a little chilly, but it's exciting. I love it.
General Skywalker, you're a great Jedi,
but you're not a very good actor.
[GRUNTS]
[MUSIC]
[ALL GASPING]
[ALL CHEERING]
A bad feeling about this, I have.
Uh, yeah.
Pretty cool, huh? There's only one Jek now,
but soon we will have thousands of him.
Count Dooku has perfected the art
of Instant Clone-Cloning of Clones!
[ALL GASP]
Behold, the Clone-A-Matic 1138!
[ALL GASPING]
Sleek and practical, its twin pods speed the transfer
of genetic material and the Kaiburr crystal energy
to make our Sith clones the best in the galaxy.
Another great product of the Lama Su Clone Works of Kamino.
[MUSIC]
[ALL GASP]
[GROANING]
[ALL GASPING]
Don't worry about Jek. He'll be weak for a while,
but then he'll regain his strength,
so we can make an army of exact replicas of him.
Just like this one.
[HIGH PITCH VOICE] I am ready to fight for the Sith!
Ooh, ooh. That tickles.
ALL: Aw.
What're you guys looking at?
Dooku!
[CHUCKLES] We're still ironing out a few kinks.
Your kinks will be forever un-ironed, Dooku!
- What he said. - Jedi Knights?
[ALL SCREAMING]
- DROID 1: General, run away. - DROID 2: Roger, roger.
Oh. Bad guys, do your stuff!
[LAUGHING]
Prepare to join with the force, Jedi.
[WHIMPERING]
[GROANING AND GRUNTING]
Aah! My hair!
Aah! Unh.
- Oh. - [LAUGHS] Huh?
Sith Clone, attack!
You're really getting me steamed!
I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.
- Boop. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Not cool. So not cool!
No, no.
The oppression of the Sith will never return, Sidious.
- No! - You have lost!
No, no, no. No, no, no.
No, no, no, you will be crushed!
[SHOUTS]
But not now, gotta go.
Hasta la bye-bye!
- A coward this Sith Lord is. - And a thief.
- He stole Chancellor Palpatine's shuttle. - Ha! You just don't get it, do you?
- What get we don't? - Oh... oh, nothing.
Well, that wasn't too hard.
[GRUNTING]
Feel the power of the dark side.
[YODA SCREAMING]
I believe I may have spoken too soon.
ANAKIN: Okay, we're here.
- Everyone off the bus. - Mm, hmph.
Come on, the cave is only 10 yards away.
You're not gonna freeze. I'll show you.
See? I'm out here and I'm okay.
[ANAKIN GROANS]
That was a one of a kind freak... Aah!
[PADAWANS LAUGHING]
Meanwhile, Obi-Wan gets to have all the fun.
Uh, little help?
Not a good time, this is.
Aah!
[WHIMPERING]
Victory is ours. Jek, finish him.
But, master, he's unarmed.
Spoken like a Jedi, but you are a Sith.
Now finish him!
Made from a Jedi crystal, you were. The force runs through you.
- Choose the light side, you still can. - I can?
As your master, I order you to finish him!
YODA: Order you, I will not.
Ask you, I do. Choose our side.
- Choose to join the Jedi. - No, do as I say.
YODA: The light side choose you must.
DOOKU: No, the dark.
- YODA: Light. - COUNT DOOKU: Dark!
- YODA: Light. - Stop!
[BOTH GASP]
I choose... neither of you.
- I'm sorry, what did you say? - I want to be me.
Uh, offer you that choice, I did not.
[BOTH GASP]
[BOTH GROAN]
Go, you cannot.
DOOKU: He's right. Nobody does this.
JEK: Leave me alone!
[BOTH COUGHING]
- Him after. - After him!
[MUSIC]
Locked on him, we are.
DOOKU: Hands off the merchandise. He's mine!
Get away from me.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING FROM SPEAKER]
Aah! A giant blue dog!
GRIEVOUS: He looks more like an anteater.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
Goodbye forever.
That wasn't very funkadelic.
- I love your robot arm, Anakin. - Thank you for your help.
I don't know what I'd do without you.
Always happy to assist.
And you shouldn't feel embarrassed at all.
I regularly get the Padawans to behave
by letting them admire one of my cybernetic parts.
Anakin, imagine how cool it would be
if your whole body was like this.
How are things at the temple?
Rather too hectic for my liking.
What, with the galaxy wide search
for the escaped Sith clone and all.
What? Oh, come on.
Master Yoda has even had to resort
to hiring a bunch of bounty hunters.
I should be out there instead of stuck here on this snowball. Aah!
Unh. That arm is not for play.
Master Anakin, I'm terribly sorry, but I must get back to work.
My new position really keeps me on my to... Oh!
- Food-bot. - Oh!
I can't hunt down prey if my sandwich order is wrong.
Hey!
- I distinctly ordered light mayo. - Got it.
My cheek tubes. I need those for something or other.
I'll stick them back in. Aah!
I'll get you.
Meal time should be a happy time.
[C-3PO SCREAMING]
That's it!
Do we really need these unsavory fellows?
Crucial, finding this Clone is,
and not with Jedi alone can we do that.
Lucky we are that refuse to work for the Sith,
these bounty hunters do.
DOOKU: Refuse our money? Ridiculous!
Why won't these bounty hunters work for me?
The last one who did work for you got...
Wiped out? Oh, yes, I forgot.
Bongo? Was that his name? Jumbo?
Or was it Jethro? Anyway...
release the probe droids!
NARRATOR: And so both Sith and Jedi
launch a massive search for the Sith clone, Jek,
scouring every corner of the galaxy.
[MUSIC]
[YELLING]
[SCREAMING]
No!
I've got you now.
[ALL ROARING]
Sorry.
[SIGHS] Every other Jedi is looking for that Clone,
and I'm stuck here with a bunch of kids.
I'm sure the Council had a good reason
for giving you this assignment.
Oh, sure. To clear my mind of distractions.
I'm the chosen one, I don't have distractions!
They think I'm not ready, but I am.
I'm not a child anymore.
I am going to bring balance to the force.
I can do anything. Hey, where'd you go?
[MUSIC]
[CHIRPING]
[PADAWANS GASPING]
They're beautiful.
[CHUCKLES] For being part Sith, you're so gentle.
I don't wanna fight.
I just wanna create things and be left alone.
ANAKIN: That's him. Wait till the Council hears about this.
Not ready? Ha!
Master Yoda, I found the Sith clone.
I've got him here.
Something tells me you're not gonna get your wish.
Anakin, no!
Surrender, Sith Clone... Aah!
PROBE DROID: Capture the prisoner.
- I have to go. - Aw. Please stay.
Sorry, but I have to find a new home now.
RAKO: Jek, look out!
[SCREAMING]
VAASH TI: No!
Got him.
R2, I think I'm a little too impulsive sometimes.
[CHIRPING]
Who's Einstein?
DOOKU: You've failed me as a warrior.
But don't worry.
I can still use you to make millions of clones.
General. Engage the new and improved Clone-A-Matic.
With pleasure.
Hmm.
[GRUNTS]
[CHUCKLES]
Wrong button.
DOOKU: Yes. Yes.
Come to life, my Cloned Clone-Clones!
It's time to attack the Jedi.
GRIEVOUS: The time for the Jedi-attack has come.
- DOOKU: Eh, I just said that. - GRIEVOUS: But I want to say it too.
MACE: This is terrible news.
There's no limit to how many Sith clones Dooku will make.
And no doubt he's on his way here to attack us with them.
Anakin, your conduct was rash and irresponsible.
I'll try to do better next time.
No. Try not. Or do not.
But try do not, only not try to do.
Uh, not.
Do be do be do.
Oh, a better way to say this, there must be.
Anakin, stay put.
Don't do something foolish like rush back here
and join the battle to make up for your mistake.
Uh, I guess you could say that ship already sailed.
I better try to keep us alive.
Risky to train him, I said.
Grave danger, I sensed.
Listen to me, did you?
It was Qui-Gon's dying wish.
Oh, no, don't pin this on me.
You're the one who blew it.
[SCOFFS]
- YODA: Defend the Temple we must. - MACE: We're on it.
PALPATINE: Huh? What's going on? Is something amiss?
Chancellor, we're being attacked by the Sith.
Oh, that's terrible.
Terribly wonderful.
I'm sorry, what did you say?
Nothing, nothing.
Nothing short of fantastic.
- And odd twitch he has. - Poor man.
The pressure must be getting to him.
DOOKU: Yes, yes! Now we will see
what an entire army of Sith Clones can do.
You guys need a hand?
Hurray! We're saved!
- Oh, man. - My mom says
I'm not supposed to be blown into space.
[CHIRPS, SCREAMS]
ANAKIN: R2!
Eh, mayhem as usual.
Thank the maker that I am in no danger.
[SCREAMING]
What just happened? Something happened,
because I'm in something very small.
[SCREAMING]
[CHIRPS]
Padawans, we're not done yet.
- Remember Jek, and create. - Great idea, Anakin.
[MUSIC]
Anakin, I never thought I'd say this,
but you actually taught me something.
That's nothing. Watch this.
[BLOWS]
I can't believe this ship didn't have a tiny vulnerable spot
that if you shoot it, will make the whole thing blow up.
Say bye-bye, Jedi.
[SCREAMING]
- Anakin! - Ugh! Oh, man.
[LAUGHING]
You're not a nice lady.
Hey, it does have that one vulnerable spot.
Here's Ani!
[ALL SCREAMING]
[EXPLOSION] [PADAWANS CHEERING]
- Great work, Anakin. - Yoda, this is Anakin.
I've saved the Padawans and destroyed the command ship.
We're heading your way.
- GRIEVOUS: Hold me. - I am holding you.
Hold me like you mean it.
[GRIEVOUS & DOOKU SCREAMING]
RAKO: Great work, Anakin!
OBI-WAN: No. It looks like Dooku and Grievous are headed our way.
Yes. Victory is ours.
Not. [CHUCKLES]
[ALL GASP]
What's wrong?
BENE: Why aren't they crashing?
- Huh? - Ooh. Heh.
[ALL GASPING]
Jedi, surrender or be crushed.
Surrender we will not.
I'm sorry. Did you say, "Surrender we will now"?
Because I think that's a marvelous idea.
[GASPS]
Just my two cents.
We will fight you to the death, Dooku.
Now gives us that clone.
Delighted to. I'm done with him anyway.
Jek!
[GROANING]
You see, I don't need him,
because now I have all of them.
[ALL GASPING AND PALPATINE LAUGHING]
- Ooh. - Cloned clones attack!
[PALPATINE WHISTLING]
[MUSIC]
How it all ended like this, I don't know.
Fire!
Not with my energy, you don't!
- What? - It's Jek. He's okay.
[MUSIC]
[WARBLING]
MINI CLONED CLONE: Hey, what happened?
- What's going on? - Wanna fight?
[MINI CLONED CLONES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
[ALL CHEERING]
Wow, that was totally awesome!
Well, it was.
[DOOKU SCREAMS]
I thought I told you to leave... me... alone!
GRIEVOUS: Hold me again!
Jek, great is your heroism, and proud of you...
- That goes for you too. - Oh. Uh...
I like you all, but I have to go my own way.
Please don't call.
[MUSIC]
- VAASH TI: Bye, Jek! - RAKO: Bye-bye, Jek!
BENE: Bye-bye, Jek!
Hey! My sunglasses were on that ship.
Long remembered in the chronicles of the Jedi
will your exploits in this battle be, my Padawans.
Proud of you, I am.
We couldn't have done it without Anakin.
Yes, great was your valor today. [CHUCKLES]
Need you back in the war, we do.
Luckily, we already have an experienced applicant
to be the new substitute.
Yes, I'm back in the classroom. Thank the maker.
[LAUGHS] You're welcome.
[ALL LAUGHING]
QUI-GON: That's my boy.
Oh, I see. Now you take credit for him.
Oh, well, um... Look, it's Jabba the Hutt!
Oh, no, you don't.
I have a couple of things to say to you.
Come on. Leave me alone. [ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING]
- Hey, get back here! - See you.
OBI-WAN: We got unfinished business this time.
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