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Okay. Take a sip.

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You will never guess what's in this one.

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Skim milk, avocado, peanut
butter, a hint of zit puss,

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celery juice and half a
chewed-up chicken nugget.

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I have said it before,
and I will say it again.

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Amazing.

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Boys boys boys boys boys boys.

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(Squeals)

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Set your phasers to excitement.

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Okay.

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The producers of "space
werewolves" just called.

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There are apparently only three actors
still in the running for the lead,

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and I'm one of them!

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Both: Whoo!

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(All shout)

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"Space werewolves"

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is the greatest Sci-Fi graphic novel ever.

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It is the epic tale of Tristan
Lycanth, half-wolf, half-human,

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and his battle to save his planet.

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It is like "star wars" and
"lord of t rings" had a baby,

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and then "the avengers" adopted it.

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Tristan is the baddest dude in the galaxy.

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But if Liv gets the part, they're
gonna change him to a her.

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And then the baddest dude in the galaxy

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will be...

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My sister.

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Guys, my final audition is in a week.

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This is the part that
could make me a movie star.

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Unbelievable.

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My sister is gonna be Tristan Lycanth.

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Who are the two losers you're up against?

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Ryan Gosling and Vin Diesel.

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Both: Ohh!

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<i>(Theme music plays)</i>

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<i>♪ Better in stereo ♪</i>

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<i>♪ b... b... better
in stereo ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm up with the sunshine ♪
♪ let's go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I lace up my high tops ♪
♪ oh no ♪</i>

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<i>♪ slam dunk ♪
♪ ready or not ♪</i>

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<i>♪ yeah, show me what you got ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm under the spotlight ♪
♪ holler ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪</i>

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<i>♪ you dance to your own beat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'll sing the melody ♪</i>

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<i>♪ when you
say yea-ah-ah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I say
no-oh-oh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ when you say stop ♪</i>

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<i>♪ all I want to do is go, go, go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ you, you, the other half of me, me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ the half I'll never be-e ♪</i>

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<i>♪ the half that drives me crazy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ you, you, the better half of me, me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ the half I'll always need ♪</i>

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<i>♪ but we both know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ we're better in stereo. ♪</i>

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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com

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- Hey.
- Hey. You keep saying

58
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you want to do couple-y things

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now that we're officially in like?

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Well, it's mostly been you
that's been saying that,

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but you're really cute when
you talk, so continue.

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Well, I signed us up for dance lessons.

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Ooh.

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That could be romantic.

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What kind? Saa, tango, waltz?

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Breakdanng!

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(Laughs)

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(Snorts) Breakdancing?

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- Yeah.
- (Chuckles)

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Um, Diggie, that's not couple-y.

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Oh, mads, you're so wrong.

72
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My wave could connect right to your wave.

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What!

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Ah, chain wave.

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Give me some of that.

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(Whooshing)

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Sorry, guys. Breaking's
just not really my thing.

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It's hard to believe we're even related.

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Um, well... hey, here's an idea.

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You guys both seem
really excited about this,

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so why don't you take the lessons together?

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And then Diggie, you and I can figure
out something that we both want to do.

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We are breaking bros now.

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Chain wave.

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(Both whooshing)

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Yeah yeah, that was nice.

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Now let me show you my wave.

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Buh-bye.

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Ready?

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Rye bread, marmalade, pureed
cauliflower, the good bologna

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and just a hint of toenail.

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Left foot, big toe.

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(Laughs)

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Nailed it.

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Okay. So boys, you got
me a little bit nervous

96
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about my "space werewolves" audition,

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so I decided to get my wolf on with this:

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"The way of the wolf"
by emmy "fangs" wolfert.

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"Fangs" is a teenage wolf girl.

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When she was little, she
wandered off on a camping trip

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and spent the ne 10 years of her life
in the wild being raised by wolves.

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(Chuckles)

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I wonder if that's how
Maddie became Maddie.

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(Laughs)

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She likes wolves. Big whoop.

106
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I heard diesel wants thpart so bad, he
had wolf fangs surgically implanted.

107
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What?

108
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And for the past two months, Gosling's
been eating nothing but roadkill.

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(Stammers)

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They're gonna crush me.

111
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Okay, I need your help.

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How do I figure out
Tristan? What's his thing?

113
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No brainer. It's his howl.

114
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Okay, yeah. I got this.

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(Clears throat)

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(Howls, scats)

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It's like 50% wolf, 50% Liv.

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What do you guys think?

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- Diesel.
- Gosling.

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<i>(Dance music playing)</i>

121
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Whoa.

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(Dance music stops)
That was awesome, qpop.

123
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Yeah, q-pop don't stop.

124
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Oh.

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(Beats)

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Mc j-town in da house.

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Mc j-town be his own boy.

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Respect!

129
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Joey, this is q-pop.

130
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He's our dance instructor.

131
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Oh, well, it's a pleasure
to meet you, Mr. pop.

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My mission is to get fresh,
stay fresh, then refresh.

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I just dropped my motto on this grotto.

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(Grunts)

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This is so cool.

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I can't believe Maddie bailed.

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I feel so alive.

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Her loss is the breaking bros' gain.

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Plus, who knew I lived in a grotto.

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Right?

141
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All right. Let's see what
y'all are working with.

142
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Time to get fresh, y'all.

143
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When I drop the beat,
I want to see you robot.

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<i>(Dance music playing)</i>

145
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Oh... no.

146
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Gentlemen, are y'all
trying to make q-pop cry?

147
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All right, let's try to back
it up to a simpler move, okay?

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This one is called "finding the beat!"

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(Snaps fingers)

150
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Okay, wait. Slow down.

151
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How are you making that
noise with your fingers?

152
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Okay, here we go.

153
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Okay, this is just frozen mustard.

154
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But from where?

155
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A light yellow dijon
originally crafted in France

156
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but now manufactured in Kentucky...

157
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Dipped once...

158
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no.

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Twice!

160
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In hot dog water.

161
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Ah.

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Inspiring.

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<i>(Doorbell rings)</i>

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Fangs is here! Fangs is here.

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Ooh, the girl from the book?

166
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Yeah. You guys were right.

167
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I've realized that if I want this part
I have to do something really big,

168
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so I hired fangs to help
me tap into my inner wolf.

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Delivery for Liv Rooney?

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- Sign here.
- Okay.

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Oh.

172
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That's so weird. Maybe fangs
had all her bags shipped here?

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(Chuckles)

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(Growls)

175
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Is that fangs?

176
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No, munch, it's a different
girl who was raised by wolves.

177
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Hello, fangs!

178
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Me Liv!

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(Sniffs)

180
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I read this in her book.

181
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She has to get used to
the smell of new people.

182
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Your scent is acceptable.

183
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(Sighs)

184
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Sorry about the cage.

185
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My wolf instincts are strong, and I
don't trust myself around new humans.

186
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Plus, it's cheaper to travel in cargo.

187
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Well, fangs, these are my brothers.

188
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(Yelps)

189
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(Sniffs)

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(Squeals)

191
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Not gonna lie, I'm into this.

192
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Glad you called, Rooney.

193
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I never miss a chance to make sure wolves

194
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are accurately portrayed in the media.

195
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Well, then, if anyone asks, I
will proudly state for the record

196
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that you did not eat my grandma
or blow my house down. (Chuckles)

197
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See, that right there?

198
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Offensive.

199
00:10:14,975 --> 00:10:16,676
Let's begin.

200
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Tristan Lycanth is half-wolf.

201
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Wolves are majestic, fierce creatures.

202
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You got any wolf in you, Rooney?

203
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Um, no. No, she does not.

204
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Live she sniffed my pits.

205
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I can't lie to her.

206
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Howl for me.

207
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It's the most important
part about being a wolf.

208
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It asserts your dominance.

209
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Well, my howl is dom-alicious.

210
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(Growls)

211
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(Howls, vocalizes)

212
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Rooney, we have work to do.

213
00:10:56,817 --> 00:10:58,017
What?

214
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You're gonna live like a wolf,
hunt like a wolf, eat like a wolf

215
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and poop like a wolf.

216
00:11:03,157 --> 00:11:05,658
Oh, I can show her the last one.

217
00:11:08,028 --> 00:11:13,833
Yeah, I can imitate the pooping styles
of 84 different animal species.

218
00:11:13,868 --> 00:11:17,670
Your offer of a poop demo
is appreciated, little man.

219
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But Liv's my student now.

220
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Welcome to my wolf pack.

221
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(Gasps)

222
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This is gonna be so awesome.

223
00:11:31,842 --> 00:11:33,943
And if you need the restroom,
it's just back that way.

224
00:11:33,977 --> 00:11:35,111
Nah.

225
00:11:35,145 --> 00:11:37,947
Marked my territory on your
porch before I came in.

226
00:11:38,982 --> 00:11:40,817
Ooh, got an itch.

227
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Can't get it. Can't get it.

228
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- Can't get it.
- Okay.

229
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Help a wolf out!

230
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Oh!

231
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(Murmurs) (Chuckles)

232
00:11:48,258 --> 00:11:50,093
Ahh, that's the stuff.

233
00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,828
Yeah?

234
00:11:51,862 --> 00:11:54,163
Wolf girl is cray cray.

235
00:11:54,198 --> 00:11:56,933
But she is going to give me the forest cred

236
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,301
that I need to really nail this audition.

237
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(Chuckles) Scrape that off the
road and eat it, Gosling.

238
00:12:03,874 --> 00:12:06,142
This is from the forest where
my wolf family raised me.

239
00:12:06,176 --> 00:12:09,078
Lots of good stink to roll around in.

240
00:12:09,113 --> 00:12:10,079
Oh!

241
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,050
Ah.

242
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(Gasps)

243
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,157
Ahh.

244
00:12:23,227 --> 00:12:25,027
Your turn, wolf pup.

245
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Get up in it.

246
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(Clears throat) Okay.

247
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(Chuckles)

248
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Whoo.

249
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Look at me.

250
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Scooting around in the filth.

251
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Whoo.

252
00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:41,144
Like an animal.

253
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,812
I am wild!

254
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,816
- Rooney...
- Yeah?

255
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,184
- Can I get real for a minute?
- Mm-hmm?

256
00:12:48,218 --> 00:12:52,054
If you want to ace this audition,
you have to go full wolf.

257
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Wolves are territorial animals.

258
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,057
- Yeah.
- They take what's theirs,

259
00:12:55,092 --> 00:12:57,093
and they don't back down.
- Yeah.

260
00:12:57,127 --> 00:12:58,261
Let's try something else.

261
00:12:58,295 --> 00:13:00,029
What?

262
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,065
You want it?

263
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,033
Take it.

264
00:13:05,135 --> 00:13:06,869
- Okay.
- (Growls)

265
00:13:06,904 --> 00:13:08,938
(Gasps)

266
00:13:08,972 --> 00:13:10,773
(Growls)

267
00:13:10,807 --> 00:13:11,774
(Sighs)

268
00:13:12,809 --> 00:13:14,110
(Both growling)

269
00:13:26,957 --> 00:13:28,791
I'm gonna go get the hose.

270
00:13:28,825 --> 00:13:30,159
(Both growl)

271
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:35,097
- Sick beat.
- Super tight.

272
00:13:38,101 --> 00:13:39,168
So...

273
00:13:39,203 --> 00:13:41,037
The two of you have gone from breakdancing

274
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,972
to sharing ear buds.

275
00:13:43,006 --> 00:13:44,874
(Snorts) That is so cute.

276
00:13:47,844 --> 00:13:51,113
Q-pop says you gotta dare to share.

277
00:13:51,148 --> 00:13:54,083
Yeah. Speaking of sharing, I haven't
really seen you much lately.

278
00:13:54,117 --> 00:13:56,018
Do you want to go grab
some fro-yo after school?

279
00:13:56,053 --> 00:13:59,822
Oh, I'd love to, but we have
a breaking lesson tonight.

280
00:13:59,856 --> 00:14:02,258
Check out these funky fresh moves.

281
00:14:03,827 --> 00:14:05,761
- Ready, Joseph?
- So ready, digs.

282
00:14:05,796 --> 00:14:08,097
(Exhales) Five, six, both: Seven, eight.

283
00:14:08,131 --> 00:14:09,932
What? Yeah!

284
00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:11,767
Some of this? Oh, oh!

285
00:14:11,802 --> 00:14:12,935
Both: And down to the ground.

286
00:14:14,204 --> 00:14:15,771
Uh!

287
00:14:15,806 --> 00:14:16,839
Beam me up!

288
00:14:16,873 --> 00:14:17,974
(Imitates whirring)

289
00:14:19,977 --> 00:14:21,010
(Grunts)

290
00:14:21,044 --> 00:14:22,778
- What up?
- Fist bump.

291
00:14:23,814 --> 00:14:25,114
Both: Good sesh.

292
00:14:33,824 --> 00:14:34,957
(Both growl, sniff)

293
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,798
Great training sesh this morning, fangs.

294
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,834
It was so much fun chasing ducks.

295
00:14:44,868 --> 00:14:46,802
Tell me about it.

296
00:14:46,837 --> 00:14:48,971
They've had it too good for too long.

297
00:14:50,274 --> 00:14:51,974
I think we've earned lunch.

298
00:14:57,848 --> 00:14:58,914
(Both growl)

299
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,121
(Gasps) Eating off the floor.

300
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:08,057
Were you raised by wolves?

301
00:15:08,091 --> 00:15:09,892
Mom.

302
00:15:09,926 --> 00:15:11,060
Oh, sorry sorry.

303
00:15:11,094 --> 00:15:13,062
Sorry sorry sorry.

304
00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:19,769
Thanks for training with
me so hard this week, fangs.

305
00:15:19,803 --> 00:15:21,937
I am going to nail this audition.

306
00:15:21,972 --> 00:15:24,073
That part is so mine, am I right?

307
00:15:24,107 --> 00:15:25,975
(Growls)

308
00:15:29,146 --> 00:15:31,881
When the wolf is silent,
the wolf disapproves.

309
00:15:31,915 --> 00:15:32,882
What's wrong?

310
00:15:32,916 --> 00:15:37,887
As good as you're doing, the only
way you're gonna nail that audition

311
00:15:37,921 --> 00:15:39,889
is if you nail your howl.

312
00:15:39,923 --> 00:15:41,891
It is the heart and soul of any wolf.

313
00:15:43,994 --> 00:15:46,095
(Howls)

314
00:15:46,129 --> 00:15:48,831
(Dogs barking) Wow, I...

315
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:52,001
Think you scared every
dog in the neighborhood.

316
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,135
No.

317
00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:56,072
There's a doberman on the
next block who didn't reply.

318
00:15:56,106 --> 00:15:58,874
(Howls)

319
00:15:58,909 --> 00:16:00,109
<i>(Dog barks)</i>

320
00:16:00,143 --> 00:16:02,244
There he is.

321
00:16:02,279 --> 00:16:03,879
He apologized.

322
00:16:03,914 --> 00:16:06,816
You can't pee and bark at the same time.

323
00:16:07,951 --> 00:16:09,085
Okay, Rooney. Your turn.

324
00:16:09,119 --> 00:16:10,186
Okay.

325
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,088
(Growls)

326
00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:14,757
(Howls)

327
00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:17,093
(Vocalizes "Amazing Grace")

328
00:16:21,798 --> 00:16:23,766
Quit goofing around.

329
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,935
You're not taking your howl seriously.

330
00:16:25,969 --> 00:16:27,837
You know what?

331
00:16:27,871 --> 00:16:28,871
I'm out.

332
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,106
What?

333
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:32,942
You can't be out. We're in a pack.

334
00:16:32,976 --> 00:16:34,844
You licked my face.

335
00:16:36,146 --> 00:16:37,179
I'm sorry, Rooney.

336
00:16:37,214 --> 00:16:38,948
We've gone as far as we can go.

337
00:16:38,982 --> 00:16:43,018
Plus, I'm itchy and your mom won't
let me drag my butt on your carpet.

338
00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:46,789
You know what? Fine.

339
00:16:46,823 --> 00:16:49,959
I am going to be an awesome
Tristan without your help.

340
00:16:49,993 --> 00:16:51,794
Oh, you want this?

341
00:16:51,828 --> 00:16:52,962
Mmm. Yeah?

342
00:16:52,996 --> 00:16:54,130
Yeah, I know you want it.

343
00:16:54,164 --> 00:16:55,998
Yum yum, right?

344
00:16:56,032 --> 00:16:57,133
Go get it!

345
00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:58,801
(Panting)

346
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,909
(Sighs) Stupid wolf.

347
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,912
(Whimpers)

348
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:23,325
Yes, yes, no, book it, hate it, orange...
Who is this?!

349
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:26,962
- Liv Rooney, superstar.
- Hi.

350
00:17:26,997 --> 00:17:28,330
Been dying to meet the
girl who's got the nerve

351
00:17:28,365 --> 00:17:31,266
to go up against Ryan
Gosling and Vin diesel.

352
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,202
We are dying to see what
you have for us today.

353
00:17:33,236 --> 00:17:35,004
<i>(Bell rings)</i>

354
00:17:35,038 --> 00:17:36,205
Now remember, the most important thing

355
00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:38,207
is that big howl at the end of your speech.

356
00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:39,341
Really let loose.

357
00:17:39,376 --> 00:17:41,076
Take all the time you need to get ready.

358
00:17:41,111 --> 00:17:42,244
I don't want to rush you.

359
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,278
And action!

360
00:17:45,115 --> 00:17:46,148
This was it.

361
00:17:46,182 --> 00:17:49,118
This was my chance to become a movie star.

362
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:55,290
By the sting of my proton whip,
I will bring you to your knees,

363
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,359
for I am your doom.

364
00:17:57,394 --> 00:17:59,361
I am wolf.

365
00:17:59,396 --> 00:18:02,965
I am Tristan Lycanth.

366
00:18:04,901 --> 00:18:05,868
And?!

367
00:18:07,904 --> 00:18:09,938
Oh, right. And scene. (Giggles)

368
00:18:09,973 --> 00:18:12,041
No, where was my howl?

369
00:18:12,075 --> 00:18:13,342
I need to hear a howl.

370
00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:16,011
Let's try it again from the top.

371
00:18:16,046 --> 00:18:18,280
Okay. (Clears throat)

372
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:22,885
Um, just to be clear, though, this
is gonna be without the howl?

373
00:18:22,919 --> 00:18:24,887
With the howl.

374
00:18:24,921 --> 00:18:26,088
Right.

375
00:18:27,924 --> 00:18:30,125
When you two marshmallows
first stepped up to the mat,

376
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,961
I was like "breakdancing
is gonna roast them alive."

377
00:18:32,996 --> 00:18:34,296
(Both scoff)

378
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:37,066
But I've been spitting a
little knowledge to you two,

379
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,367
and you all have soaked it up.

380
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,077
Mix master Maddie in the house!

381
00:18:48,111 --> 00:18:50,045
Joey: Yeah.

382
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,280
Maddie, what are you doing here?

383
00:18:51,314 --> 00:18:53,348
Diggie, I realized that...

384
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,084
Being a part of a couple

385
00:18:55,118 --> 00:18:57,152
means sometimes doing things
that the other person likes.

386
00:18:57,187 --> 00:19:01,056
So I met up with q-pop earlier,
and he taught me a couple moves.

387
00:19:02,325 --> 00:19:05,194
I figure if I can't beat 'em, break 'em.

388
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:08,230
Oh, and if you can't
break 'em, breakdance.

389
00:19:08,264 --> 00:19:09,231
(Mouthing)

390
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:17,306
Seriously, Maddie, breakdancing is mc
j-town and dig-dog's thing... whoa!

391
00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:18,874
(Clears throat)

392
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:19,908
Cue it, pop.

393
00:19:19,943 --> 00:19:21,243
Oh, that's how I do!

394
00:19:21,277 --> 00:19:22,978
<i>(Dance music playing)</i>

395
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,236
And that is how I do.

396
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,240
Yeah, okay. Beat it, Joey.

397
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,910
(Beatboxing)

398
00:19:57,347 --> 00:19:59,348
The other "beat it."

399
00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:00,916
I know.

400
00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:04,319
(Mouthing)

401
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:06,922
Okay.

402
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:11,994
Get ready for a howl that is
going to change your life.

403
00:20:12,028 --> 00:20:13,295
(Chuckles) Okay, get ready.

404
00:20:13,329 --> 00:20:17,099
It's coming. (Clears throat)

405
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,133
Although, you know...

406
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:23,105
Just sort of like off the top of my head,

407
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:26,942
what if it was sort of less of
a howl and more of a whistle?

408
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,944
Yeah, yeah.

409
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,279
'Cause I mean, the audience totally...

410
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:31,380
just howl!

411
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,283
Got it.

412
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,987
(Howls)

413
00:20:41,024 --> 00:20:44,193
My name is fangs wolfert, and I'm here
to try out for the part of Tristan.

414
00:20:45,395 --> 00:20:47,229
(Howls)

415
00:20:47,263 --> 00:20:49,331
What are you doing?

416
00:20:49,365 --> 00:20:51,300
(Chuckles)

417
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:54,069
Just give me one second to talk
to my wolf coach real quick.

418
00:20:54,103 --> 00:20:55,070
Get out.

419
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,974
A wolf takes what it wants.

420
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,309
And I'm taking this part.

421
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:01,410
Oh.

422
00:21:01,444 --> 00:21:05,113
We are on a soundstage right now, fangs.

423
00:21:05,148 --> 00:21:07,916
This is my territory.

424
00:21:07,951 --> 00:21:09,351
Doesn't look like it.

425
00:21:09,385 --> 00:21:10,352
(Growls)

426
00:21:10,386 --> 00:21:12,087
(Growls)

427
00:21:12,121 --> 00:21:14,022
I am Tristan Lycanth.

428
00:21:14,057 --> 00:21:17,960
No, I am Tristan Lycanth.

429
00:21:17,994 --> 00:21:19,361
(Howls powerfully)

430
00:21:22,332 --> 00:21:24,132
<i>(Dogs barking)</i>

431
00:21:27,303 --> 00:21:29,104
And scene.

432
00:21:30,974 --> 00:21:32,941
Wow.

433
00:21:32,976 --> 00:21:35,043
Let us discuss and we'll get back to you.

434
00:21:35,078 --> 00:21:37,112
Find out who styles the brunette's hair.

435
00:21:37,146 --> 00:21:38,113
I love it.

436
00:21:40,016 --> 00:21:41,416
Fangs!

437
00:21:41,451 --> 00:21:44,286
All part of my plan.

438
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,121
(Chuckles)

439
00:21:46,155 --> 00:21:47,956
Oh-ho...

440
00:21:47,991 --> 00:21:49,424
You are good.

441
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:55,063
I knew that if I threatened your
territory, all our hard work would pay off

442
00:21:55,098 --> 00:21:56,365
and your inner wolf would emerge.

443
00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:59,067
Well, I don't know if I'd
beat Gosling or diesel,

444
00:21:59,102 --> 00:22:02,137
but I did it, fangs. I howled.

445
00:22:02,171 --> 00:22:03,305
I heard.

446
00:22:03,339 --> 00:22:05,374
It sounded like my mother.

447
00:22:13,016 --> 00:22:14,983
(Both howl)

448
00:22:18,354 --> 00:22:20,923
Oh, this tension is killing me.

449
00:22:20,957 --> 00:22:23,392
Our little baby could be a movie star.

450
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,961
Not could be. Will be.

451
00:22:25,995 --> 00:22:27,262
Guys guys guys guys.

452
00:22:27,297 --> 00:22:29,264
She just pulled up.

453
00:22:29,299 --> 00:22:32,935
Okay, everybody just act normal.

454
00:22:36,139 --> 00:22:37,940
Okay...

455
00:22:37,974 --> 00:22:39,074
More normal than that.

456
00:22:43,675 --> 00:22:44,830
Hey guys.

457
00:22:45,292 --> 00:22:46,085
(Door closes)

458
00:22:46,205 --> 00:22:47,865
Oh no.

459
00:22:48,107 --> 00:22:50,868
Oh well, who can beat Gosling and Diesel?

460
00:22:50,988 --> 00:22:52,369
Yeah.

461
00:22:52,420 --> 00:22:55,154
Liv Rooney, that's who!

462
00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:56,206
I got the part!

463
00:22:56,257 --> 00:22:57,257
I'm gonna be Tristan Lycanth.

464
00:22:57,291 --> 00:22:59,509
(All cheer) This is amazing news!

465
00:23:01,178 --> 00:23:02,212
Let's celebrate!

466
00:23:02,263 --> 00:23:03,496
We need to party!

467
00:23:03,514 --> 00:23:05,348
- Whoop whoop whoop!
- Party!

468
00:23:05,383 --> 00:23:07,183
- I want to...
- Party.

469
00:23:07,218 --> 00:23:08,552
- I need to...
- Guys, guys?

470
00:23:08,603 --> 00:23:10,520
I really really really appreciate that,

471
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:13,440
but I'm pretty wiped out from the audition,

472
00:23:13,474 --> 00:23:15,475
so I think I'm just gonna go to bed.

473
00:23:15,509 --> 00:23:17,110
(Yawns)

474
00:23:22,483 --> 00:23:23,450
Good night.

475
00:23:27,154 --> 00:23:28,187
Six, seven, eight.

476
00:23:28,205 --> 00:23:29,522
- Party!
- Whoop whoop whoop!

