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To the left. Left, left, left!
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- There you go.
- Come on, like that.
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You got no game.
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- Yeah!
- Good "D." Our ball.
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- Come on, now.
- Yeah, yeah!
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Uncool, Will. It's a clean game.
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You don't see me shouting
out the kid's weaknesses.
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He's 11. He's got nothing but weaknesses.
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Yeah, in your face.
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Excuse me, hoop men.
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How's my little athlete?
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We gotta go get your allergy shots.
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Mom, it's a tie game, and
I can't let my partner down.
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The next basket wins.
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I'm trying to help Will win back
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that bedazzled belt from T.J.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, we don't use a word
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like "bedazzled" when describing something
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that represents 15 years
of heated competition.
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Come on, can we just play one more point?
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Excuse me, milady.
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Hello, T.J. Nice to see you again.
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May I borrow thee for just a few moments
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of thine time?
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I see you've been binging on Downton Abbey
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like I told you.
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Continueth.
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Yonder belt hath been in my possession
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for three months henceforth,
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and with thine permission, we may ensureth
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that it remaineth that wayeth.
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And you can also watch me mop
the floor with your neighbor.
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Ooh, while I'd absolutely love to do that,
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I got to be on team Marcus on this one.
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Andy, come on, we have game night tonight.
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The living room is not gonna clean itself.
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Will, T.J., are you
coming to my game night?
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I need a straight answer.
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Let me think about that, Laurie, okay?
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Hold on one second.
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Charades, your sister who's another you,
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Bublé on Pandora, that's a pass.
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I'm crushed. T.J., I'm sorry.
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That means you're out too
'cause I need an even number.
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Oh, wait.
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I think I'm having an amazing idea.
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Yeah, I am. You should come.
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What? Me? Ooh, I love games.
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Are you any good?
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'Cause I can't play with rubbish.
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- Do I look like rubbish?
- A bit.
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I'm sure you'll clean up nicely, won't you?
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- I'll come to game night.
- Great.
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I'll see you tonight.
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Really gonna miss you, Will.
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He took the belt illegally,
and you just stood there.
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You let it happen. You let him win.
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I was on his team. It
was a victory for me too.
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And he was just showing off for Fiona.
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Oh, why would you even
say something like that?
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So he dates Fiona. What do you care?
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There's only one way
that would end: disaster.
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Maybe they go out, and
they fall madly in love.
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Oh, yeah? Well, that's very bad for me.
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She's over here all the time.
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She's all up in my world.
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T.J. is suddenly a vegan, okay? A vegan.
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Poker night turns into
couples yoga therapy.
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We're all speaking the king's English.
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What if they go out a couple times
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and then it just fizzles?
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That is also very bad.
Let me explain it to you.
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She doesn't take it well.
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She's sad and vulnerable,
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and suddenly she joins a cult,
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and this house becomes Waco Central.
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- You're insane.
- You know what?
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What am I even worried about?
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There is no way that Fiona would ever
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be interested in T.J.
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- It's T.J.
- This was a good talk.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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Hello.
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I know it's a bit presumptuous,
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but as you're not going out tonight,
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can you watch Marcus?
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'Cause my usual sitter just canceled.
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Did you just look at my boobs?
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Uh, what? No, no.
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I mean, I did, yes,
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but it's just a reflex,
so don't be flattered.
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Does the fact that I'm
now covering up my boobs
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suggest flattery?
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Well, you're... you're dressed up.
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- Why... why are you dressed up?
- Oh, I don't know.
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I just, you know, wanted
to look nice for game night.
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Right.
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- What about Marcus?
- Uh, let me think.
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- What... what was the question?
- Can you watch Marcus tonight?
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No, no, no, I can't.
I'm gonna be at Andy's.
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- But I thought you said...
- No, I love games.
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I love game night. I love the whole thing.
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So I'll see you there.
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Okay, well, I'll see you there.
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I'm actually quite looking forward to it.
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I love games.
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Did you just look at my boobs again?
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You brought 'em. All right?
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What are you doing? You
can't come to game night.
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Odd numbers. Laurie will freak.
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- Laurie will freak out.
- Did you just see her outfit?
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She thinks this is a date.
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- I need to stop this, Andy.
- I don't care.
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All I care about is tonight going well.
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This is a rare opportunity
for me to have sex.
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What kind of game night is this?
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It's the kind where
Laurie gets in a good mood.
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She's got a wine buzz going on.
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Grandparents have the kids all night.
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Then odd numbers...
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odd numbers ruin the whole thing.
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All right, I'll bring a date.
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No prostitutes.
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Oh, this one sounds kind of promising.
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Janine Rotterdale.
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You put four stars next to her name.
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Well, those aren't the kind of stars
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you can bring to a game night, Marcus.
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- Who's next?
- Cassandra Krull.
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Her forte really isn't game night,
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although she does excel in other areas.
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- Misty Laurel?
- Uh...
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Dakota Glen?
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No.
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The girl I bring needs to be awesome.
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She needs to be the total package,
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someone who can beat T.J. into humiliation
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but still keep the night, you know, fun.
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- She needs to be like...
- Dr. Samantha Lake.
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She's the next person in your contacts.
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Yeah. No, no, no, no, absolutely not.
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My situation with Sam is
way too precarious right now.
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I can't have Laurie insulting
me and T.J. hitting on someone.
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When I make my move on
Sam, it needs to be perfect.
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Hi, Dr. Sam. This is Marcus.
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- Will's best friend.
- Hey, Marcus.
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Marcus, tell me you did not just call Sam.
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Okay, okay, so Will was wondering
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if you'd like to join him
for game night tonight.
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- Marcus.
- Andy's house.
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Game night, seriously?
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Like what, scattergories?
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She's wondering if you play scattergories.
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I don't even know what that is.
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Okay, we're a little bit unclear
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on the scattergories front,
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but Will needs a date, like, really bad.
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- Just...
- How can I say no to you?
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And by some minor miracle, I
actually have the night off,
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so just have Will send me the deets,
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and I'll be there when my shift ends.
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Sounds like a plan. She said yes.
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Don't you ever, ever, ever do that again.
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- Did she sound excited?
- Yeah.
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Cool.
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Just one more time. Just one more time.
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- Oh, there she is.
- You're alone.
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You look lovely tonight. Look at that belt.
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That's a cute little button
you got there on your sleeve.
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What is this? What are we playing?
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Just playing the games
you're providing tonight
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and excited to be doing so.
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You're creeping me out,
but the orchid is beautiful.
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I'm taking this and this.
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What are you doing?
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- Do not engage her.
- I was just being nice.
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What's your game? What are you playing?
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You are worse than your wife.
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Okay, look, Dr. Sam is coming tonight,
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and I just need everything to go well.
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Not as much as I do.
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When Laurie's happy, Andy's happy.
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Beautiful.
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Well, then we're a team, all right?
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Bring it in. Come on, now.
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- Hello, people of game night!
- Oh, my.
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Is he wearing...
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Wow, really?
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Yeah, you brought it. That's good.
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That's a real class act.
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Yo, yo, yo, Richard and Richard's wife.
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What's up? What's up?
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It's Ann. I've known you for a decade.
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- You were at our wedding.
- And where is milady?
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You got to stop saying
that, dude, all right?
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It's getting old.
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She's dropping Marcus off
at the babysitter, hon.
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Oh, righteous.
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- Mama's got a hall pass.
- Nice.
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You think you got a hall pass?
I'm a chaperone from hell.
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She's nice... Cheryl. You'll like her.
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I met her volunteering
at the animal shelter.
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This house is too nice.
It feels unsettling.
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Oh, darling, it'll be all right.
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She's got three daughters.
You might have fun.
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Hi, Cheryl. Hi.
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You're a lifesaver for taking Marcus.
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Thank you.
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They must keep Cinderella in the back.
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Good win today. Hard fought.
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- Put it there.
- What's your game?
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Nothing.
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- Oh.
- Now that you bring it up,
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I just wanted to talk
to you about something.
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Psst.
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Oh, buddy. It is on.
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You're not actually thinking
about doing something with her.
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Milady.
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That's really fun to say.
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You guys, T.J. and Fiona, it's happening.
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- It is not happening, okay?
- It is.
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Andy, tiebreaker. What do you see?
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I see love blossoming.
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God, this turns me on.
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I thought you were on my team, man.
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Just switched sides.
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How old do you think he is?
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I'm guessing he's a very pale nine.
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Actually, I'm a slightly pale 11.
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We're not talking to you.
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- We're talking about you.
- Right, right.
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Sorry, ma'am.
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- He's perfect.
- Perfect for?
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Sorry.
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Katie, get in here.
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Oh, sorry.
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Hi.
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On the outside, I was rooting for Marcus,
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but on the inside, I was sort of hoping
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that'd you beat the crap out of Will.
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I was inspired by my audience.
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Well, you're
very smooth, aren't you?
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Fiona, I think tonight
we're gonna be unstoppable.
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Are we?
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Oh, with your game skills
and my willingness to do
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whatever it takes to win, it is on.
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Hey, Fiona. Can I talk to you for a second?
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Fiona, could I get a
woman's help in the kitchen?
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- I need to talk to her.
- No.
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You need to figure out
where your supposed date is.
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Gaming starts in five minutes.
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I need an even number.
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Okay. Tell me what I'm seeing.
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What is happening with you and T.J.?
256
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Loving your boobs, by the way.
257
00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,167
My kids destroyed mine.
258
00:09:24,201 --> 00:09:26,168
Oh, I thought we were coming
in here to chop vegetables.
259
00:09:26,202 --> 00:09:27,603
No. No, no, no, no, no.
260
00:09:27,638 --> 00:09:30,807
We are talking about you and T.J.
261
00:09:30,841 --> 00:09:33,576
- What are our chances?
- Oh, are we really gonna talk...
262
00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:34,844
Okay.
263
00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:38,848
Um, well, what sort of a
person do you think he is?
264
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:41,851
Do you think that he's caring,
265
00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,986
that he's socially responsible?
266
00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:46,021
He's hot.
267
00:09:46,056 --> 00:09:47,589
Let's pretend Andy's dead for a second.
268
00:09:47,623 --> 00:09:49,191
Just God forbid.
269
00:09:49,225 --> 00:09:53,262
I would mourn for a
respectable month or two,
270
00:09:53,296 --> 00:09:56,098
and then I would hit that...
271
00:09:56,132 --> 00:09:58,100
Hard.
272
00:09:59,902 --> 00:10:00,936
So hard.
273
00:10:00,971 --> 00:10:04,706
Would you? Hmm.
274
00:10:06,977 --> 00:10:09,210
Don't know that he's the sort of person
275
00:10:09,244 --> 00:10:10,545
I'd normally choose,
276
00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:14,716
but I haven't been doing
a lot of choosing recently.
277
00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:15,984
Mm-hmm.
278
00:10:16,018 --> 00:10:17,819
Does have a nice laugh, though, doesn't he?
279
00:10:17,854 --> 00:10:18,820
Cheeky little bugger.
280
00:10:18,855 --> 00:10:21,255
This makes me so happy.
281
00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:24,459
Andy, more wine.
282
00:10:24,494 --> 00:10:27,028
All right. How my ladies doing?
283
00:10:27,062 --> 00:10:28,662
Good. Thanks, babe.
284
00:10:28,697 --> 00:10:30,731
That's... okay. That's a lot.
285
00:10:30,765 --> 00:10:33,000
Whoa.
286
00:10:33,034 --> 00:10:35,235
All right, we can't do
this with an odd number.
287
00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:38,071
I'm just gonna say it. Will...
288
00:10:38,106 --> 00:10:39,840
You're out of here. Get out of my house.
289
00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,742
She's gonna be here soon.
290
00:10:41,776 --> 00:10:43,110
We don't have to start right away.
291
00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:44,745
I mean, we can wait a
couple minutes, right?
292
00:10:44,779 --> 00:10:45,713
Yeah.
293
00:10:45,747 --> 00:10:47,381
Andy, I'm getting very tense.
294
00:10:47,415 --> 00:10:48,915
Will, please get out of my house.
295
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,484
T.J., can I talk to you in the kitchen?
296
00:10:50,518 --> 00:10:52,219
All right, here we go.
297
00:10:52,253 --> 00:10:53,887
- What are you doing?
- A little quick talk.
298
00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,889
Dude, what the hell are
you doing with Fiona?
299
00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,025
I'm trying to literally
charm the pants off of her.
300
00:10:58,059 --> 00:10:59,026
What does it look like I'm doing?
301
00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:00,793
- Well, don't.
- Why?
302
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,962
Because I'm asking nicely
and I'd appreciate it.
303
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,533
I'm totally hitting that later.
304
00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:08,600
T.J., do not. Do not hit that.
305
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:09,935
What is wrong with you, man?
306
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:13,439
What, do you like her or something?
307
00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,244
Yes.
308
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,278
I like her, man.
309
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:20,312
I've been crushing so hard on that.
310
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,148
- Really?
- Yeah.
311
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,549
I totally have this thing.
312
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,318
It's like... like, you
know, I'm going crazy.
313
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,620
Like, my heart... pitter
patter. It's kind of exciting.
314
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,756
So it's like I'd really appreciate it
315
00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:35,126
if you'd let me have, you know, milady.
316
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:36,628
Do you remember that time in Tahoe
317
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,496
where I called dibs on
that girl in the hot tub?
318
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,631
You're gonna have to be more specific.
319
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,867
You didn't let me have her, okay,
320
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:44,302
and I'm not gonna let you have Fiona.
321
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:45,470
- T.J.
- And if you want her...
322
00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:46,572
- T.J.
- Then that's fine.
323
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,440
New competition. Yeah.
324
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,341
First one to bag Fiona gets the belt.
325
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,743
What? That is so disrespectful, man.
326
00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:56,381
That is the woman that I... that I love.
327
00:11:58,516 --> 00:12:00,302
Okay, Marcus. Truth or dare.
328
00:12:00,336 --> 00:12:01,503
Truth.
329
00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:03,638
Big fan of truth. Always have been.
330
00:12:03,672 --> 00:12:04,639
I'll tell you anything you want to know.
331
00:12:04,673 --> 00:12:05,874
What's your biggest fear?
332
00:12:05,909 --> 00:12:08,009
Besides this, I'd have to say it's a tie
333
00:12:08,043 --> 00:12:11,045
between water snakes and peanuts.
334
00:12:11,079 --> 00:12:12,538
A single peanut could kill me.
335
00:12:12,581 --> 00:12:14,082
Really? Me too.
336
00:12:14,116 --> 00:12:15,750
Like, instant throat closure.
337
00:12:15,784 --> 00:12:17,384
Pistachios and Brazil nuts too.
338
00:12:17,419 --> 00:12:20,387
Dude, no way. Any sort of tree nut for me.
339
00:12:20,422 --> 00:12:22,724
If I'm even in the same room as a cashew...
340
00:12:22,758 --> 00:12:25,292
Me too. Like, immediate death.
341
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,928
All right, my turn. Katie, truth or dare?
342
00:12:27,962 --> 00:12:30,738
- I choose truth.
- I dare you to kiss Marcus.
343
00:12:30,775 --> 00:12:33,957
- But...
- I dare you to kiss Marcus.
344
00:12:37,939 --> 00:12:39,206
Since we only have an odd number,
345
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,707
the only thing we can
play is charades, so...
346
00:12:40,742 --> 00:12:41,842
- Squeeze in here.
- What? There's no room.
347
00:12:41,876 --> 00:12:42,843
- I just need to squeeze in.
- Okay.
348
00:12:42,877 --> 00:12:44,077
There's actually not a seat here.
349
00:12:44,112 --> 00:12:45,244
I know, but there's no
other seats anywhere.
350
00:12:45,311 --> 00:12:46,378
- Will.
- It's all good.
351
00:12:46,412 --> 00:12:47,646
First up is Will. Will.
352
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:48,714
- You're up.
- You're up.
353
00:12:48,749 --> 00:12:49,949
- You got to get up.
- I just sat down.
354
00:12:49,983 --> 00:12:52,017
He called your name.
355
00:12:52,052 --> 00:12:53,318
- Let's do this.
- Come on, Will.
356
00:12:53,353 --> 00:12:54,386
- Here we go.
- Go, Will.
357
00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:58,857
What do we got? Um...
358
00:12:58,891 --> 00:13:00,959
Right. What have we got?
359
00:13:00,993 --> 00:13:02,728
- Can't believe him sometimes.
- ___
360
00:13:02,762 --> 00:13:04,229
- Here we go.
- All right, uh...
361
00:13:04,264 --> 00:13:05,631
- I'm going to go like this.
- Driving.
362
00:13:05,665 --> 00:13:07,299
- Shooting.
- Driving.
363
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,300
Shooting.
364
00:13:08,334 --> 00:13:10,168
- No, no, just keep...
- Diving.
365
00:13:15,675 --> 00:13:17,175
- A very angry man.
- Color Purple.
366
00:13:17,209 --> 00:13:18,643
- Uh...
- Angry man.
367
00:13:18,677 --> 00:13:21,012
- Make a signal.
- What?
368
00:13:21,046 --> 00:13:23,114
All right, T.J., get
your hands off her, man.
369
00:13:23,149 --> 00:13:24,715
- Honestly, stop it.
- Will.
370
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:27,018
Fiona, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry,
371
00:13:27,052 --> 00:13:29,120
but I forbid you to sleep with him.
372
00:13:29,155 --> 00:13:31,156
Did you just forbid me to do something?
373
00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:33,324
I forbid you to do T.J. Yes.
374
00:13:33,358 --> 00:13:35,226
Oh, it's 'cause you don't
want me in your world,
375
00:13:35,261 --> 00:13:36,227
isn't it?
376
00:13:36,262 --> 00:13:38,462
Is it really so awful to be around me?
377
00:13:38,497 --> 00:13:41,031
Nope, that's not it at
all. He's in love with you.
378
00:13:41,065 --> 00:13:43,667
What?
379
00:13:43,701 --> 00:13:46,469
- What?
- Oh.
380
00:13:46,504 --> 00:13:48,939
Hey. You made it.
381
00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:51,675
And don't come out until
you finish your dare.
382
00:13:57,182 --> 00:13:59,316
So, uh... so what is this?
383
00:13:59,350 --> 00:14:00,850
Is it... is it granite?
384
00:14:00,884 --> 00:14:02,686
It could be soapstone.
385
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:03,986
You know, whatever it is,
386
00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:07,089
the craftsmanship is impeccable.
387
00:14:07,124 --> 00:14:09,091
I'm sorry, Marcus.
388
00:14:09,126 --> 00:14:10,126
I truly am,
389
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,595
but you don't know my sisters.
390
00:14:12,630 --> 00:14:15,865
There's only one way out of here.
391
00:14:18,402 --> 00:14:21,103
Ew, no.
392
00:14:21,138 --> 00:14:24,707
I took these peanuts from the pantry.
393
00:14:24,741 --> 00:14:26,843
We each eat one together.
394
00:14:26,877 --> 00:14:29,212
I never thought tonight
would end with a suicide pact.
395
00:14:29,246 --> 00:14:30,779
But you're right.
396
00:14:30,814 --> 00:14:32,248
This is the only way.
397
00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:34,283
And I want to let you know
398
00:14:34,318 --> 00:14:36,252
that it was really nice meeting you.
399
00:14:36,286 --> 00:14:37,820
- Really?
- Yeah.
400
00:14:37,855 --> 00:14:40,389
You're nice. You're nice too, Marcus.
401
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,527
You know,
402
00:14:45,562 --> 00:14:49,931
there is another way out of here.
403
00:14:49,966 --> 00:14:52,901
- We could fly.
- We could lie.
404
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:56,137
Wait, did you just say "fly"? I said "lie."
405
00:14:56,172 --> 00:14:57,906
That's better.
406
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,641
Everything has an explanation, okay?
407
00:14:59,676 --> 00:15:01,209
I don't want to hear it. I'm gonna leave.
408
00:15:01,244 --> 00:15:02,277
- No, no, no.
- No, no.
409
00:15:02,311 --> 00:15:03,678
We finally have even numbers. Please.
410
00:15:03,712 --> 00:15:05,914
Andy, let it go. Game night is over.
411
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,048
I will not let it go.
412
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,317
All right, everybody
just sit the hell down.
413
00:15:09,352 --> 00:15:12,020
I'm going to tell
everyone what is going on.
414
00:15:12,054 --> 00:15:15,123
- Please sit down.
- Fine.
415
00:15:15,157 --> 00:15:16,624
All right, stay standing. That's fine.
416
00:15:16,658 --> 00:15:18,360
Okay, here's the deal.
417
00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:20,561
I am not in love with Fiona,
418
00:15:20,596 --> 00:15:22,196
not even a little.
419
00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:25,199
I only said that, so T.J. would back off.
420
00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:26,934
What? Why?
421
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:30,605
Because he hates the idea of
me dating one of his friends.
422
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,072
That's not true.
423
00:15:32,107 --> 00:15:35,410
It's because he's not
good enough for you, Fiona.
424
00:15:35,444 --> 00:15:36,844
Dude, harsh.
425
00:15:36,879 --> 00:15:38,579
You are a competition.
426
00:15:38,614 --> 00:15:40,247
As T.J. said,
427
00:15:40,282 --> 00:15:42,649
whoever bags Fiona gets the belt.
428
00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:45,419
Oh, my God. Disgusting.
429
00:15:45,453 --> 00:15:46,820
Dude, now neither one of us
430
00:15:46,854 --> 00:15:48,022
is gonna get to have sex with her.
431
00:15:48,056 --> 00:15:50,524
Dude, I never wanted to have sex with her.
432
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,593
I wanted to have sex with her.
433
00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:56,730
Not... not for a belt.
434
00:15:56,764 --> 00:15:58,632
Not... not as a conquest.
435
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,734
I-I-I...
436
00:16:00,768 --> 00:16:04,304
I just... I have feelings for you.
437
00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:08,642
And I'm sorry, Fiona. I really am.
438
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:12,178
I didn't... you're too
cool to be the conquest
439
00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:15,048
of some douche bag.
440
00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:16,215
Douche bag! Come on.
441
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,452
Oh, T.J.
442
00:16:18,486 --> 00:16:20,520
Come on. Not on game night!
443
00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:21,888
- Andy!
- Not on game night!
444
00:16:21,923 --> 00:16:23,656
No biting! Ow!
445
00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:27,872
- Thank you both for coming.
- Bye.
446
00:16:27,906 --> 00:16:30,774
Laurie, did you see
Sam's face when she left?
447
00:16:30,809 --> 00:16:33,978
Get out of my house,
you game night assassin.
448
00:16:34,012 --> 00:16:36,580
Okay, okay.
449
00:16:37,115 --> 00:16:38,348
Listen, buddy, man,
450
00:16:38,383 --> 00:16:41,018
I'm sorry I ruined your
chances of getting lucky.
451
00:16:41,052 --> 00:16:43,953
Oh, it's not over yet.
452
00:16:43,988 --> 00:16:47,157
Hey, honey. Forget it, Andy.
453
00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:55,664
- So did you do it?
- We totally kissed.
454
00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:57,500
- Right, Marcus?
- Yeah.
455
00:16:57,534 --> 00:16:59,735
Our lips pressed together and everything.
456
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,970
- You didn't kiss.
- Yeah, you're liars.
457
00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:03,472
Are not. We kissed.
458
00:17:03,507 --> 00:17:05,374
Yeah, who knows what kind of microorganisms
459
00:17:05,409 --> 00:17:07,543
- were transferred?
- Fine.
460
00:17:07,577 --> 00:17:09,745
If you kissed, then it'd
be totally no big deal
461
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:10,745
if you kissed again.
462
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,048
- Fine.
- Huh?
463
00:17:13,082 --> 00:17:14,182
We'll just do it again,
464
00:17:14,216 --> 00:17:15,716
just like we did in there a minute ago.
465
00:17:15,751 --> 00:17:17,985
Oh, I don't think... I think...
466
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,390
- Ew!
- They did it!
467
00:17:22,425 --> 00:17:23,858
- Ew!
- Oh, my gosh.
468
00:17:23,892 --> 00:17:27,028
- Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
- Wow, that was... ew.
469
00:17:27,063 --> 00:17:28,463
My first kiss.
470
00:17:28,497 --> 00:17:30,730
My third kiss.
471
00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:36,470
How'd things go with your lady?
472
00:17:36,504 --> 00:17:38,439
Not... not so well.
473
00:17:38,473 --> 00:17:42,176
- Really?
- Yeah.
474
00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:44,578
So how old were you when
you got your first kiss?
475
00:17:44,612 --> 00:17:47,714
14 or 15.
476
00:17:47,748 --> 00:17:51,250
Don't worry about it, buddy.
It'll happen soon enough.
477
00:17:51,285 --> 00:17:53,719
- 11.
- What?
478
00:17:53,753 --> 00:17:56,155
Oh, that's right. Details aren't important.
479
00:17:56,190 --> 00:17:59,158
But let's just say I'm a man now.
480
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,195
Oh, that's my mom. Don't rat me out.
481
00:18:02,229 --> 00:18:05,498
Just a minute.
482
00:18:05,532 --> 00:18:06,932
Oh, yeah. Just come right in.
483
00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:08,100
- Oh, no, I will.
- No problem.
484
00:18:08,134 --> 00:18:11,103
Um, a lot happened tonight,
485
00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:13,572
so I think we should have some words.
486
00:18:13,606 --> 00:18:14,639
Yeah. No, you're welcome.
487
00:18:14,673 --> 00:18:17,008
- For?
- For defending your honor.
488
00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:18,743
What? No.
489
00:18:18,811 --> 00:18:22,347
No, those were not the
words that I was thinking of.
490
00:18:22,381 --> 00:18:24,216
You pretended to be in love with me.
491
00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:29,253
- Again, you're welcome.
- Okay.
492
00:18:29,287 --> 00:18:32,289
I've been taking care of
myself for a very long time now
493
00:18:32,324 --> 00:18:34,858
with only a few minor
hiccups along the way,
494
00:18:34,892 --> 00:18:36,793
been doing a fairly good job of it.
495
00:18:36,828 --> 00:18:40,831
So next time someone wants to take me out
496
00:18:40,865 --> 00:18:44,268
and have sex with me to win a belt,
497
00:18:44,302 --> 00:18:45,801
just tell me.
498
00:18:45,836 --> 00:18:47,370
Yeah, no. I hear that.
499
00:18:47,404 --> 00:18:49,239
- I got that.
- Okay.
500
00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:52,675
- Well, good night.
- Good night, Fiona.
501
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:54,310
Uh...
502
00:18:55,579 --> 00:19:00,082
In your own very misguided way,
503
00:19:00,117 --> 00:19:02,185
you did do an honorable
thing tonight, Will,
504
00:19:02,219 --> 00:19:04,586
and thank you.
505
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,855
Did you just look at my boobs again?
506
00:19:06,889 --> 00:19:08,590
- No, I did not.
- Yes, you did.
507
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:09,958
Get over yourself. Get out of here.
508
00:19:09,992 --> 00:19:11,627
Good God.
509
00:19:11,661 --> 00:19:13,795
One-track mind.
510
00:19:19,835 --> 00:19:21,836
Okay, Fiona.
511
00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:24,338
I did take a glance at the boobs again.
512
00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:26,641
They're solid, okay?
513
00:19:26,675 --> 00:19:30,611
Well, that just derailed the
entire speech I had planned.
514
00:19:30,646 --> 00:19:32,846
I-I can't... I...
515
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,148
I don't know what's wrong with me.
516
00:19:34,183 --> 00:19:37,818
I can't even... I...
will you please come in?
517
00:19:37,852 --> 00:19:40,054
Well, as I drove away
518
00:19:40,088 --> 00:19:42,556
from the weirdest ten minutes
of a party I've ever been to...
519
00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:43,557
Yeah.
520
00:19:43,591 --> 00:19:45,659
Two things stuck with me.
521
00:19:45,693 --> 00:19:50,029
One, that was a very cool
thing you did for your friend.
522
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:54,033
Two, that you have feelings for me.
523
00:19:55,769 --> 00:19:58,104
How do you feel about that?
524
00:19:58,138 --> 00:20:01,308
Well, you kind of made a grand gesture,
525
00:20:01,342 --> 00:20:05,978
so I felt like I had to
return the grand gesture.
526
00:20:06,013 --> 00:20:07,180
I went back for my coat,
527
00:20:07,214 --> 00:20:08,647
and Laurie said to get
this cheap piece of crap
528
00:20:08,682 --> 00:20:09,716
out of her house,
529
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,352
so I thought I'd bring it to you.
530
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:17,456
The way I see it, you were
the better man tonight.
531
00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:19,225
I have to get back to work.
532
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,859
But... Okay.
533
00:20:28,734 --> 00:20:31,235
Hey, you got to be careful
with that, all right?
534
00:20:31,269 --> 00:20:34,004
Shut up.
535
00:20:41,546 --> 00:20:44,414
- You have to go to work?
- I have to go to work.
536
00:20:44,449 --> 00:20:47,384
That's so evil.
537
00:21:04,487 --> 00:21:08,165
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