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Oh, it's lovely.
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Just lovely.
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A lot of girls cry when they see
themselves in a wedding dress.
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Every little girl's dream.
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Or nightmare. You know.
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If you're fat.
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Hello.
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Do you do girls?
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It says here "Yes"
to anal, GFE, school uniform;
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"No" to scats, stags and water sports.
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You've got nothing against girls.
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???
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What's the set-up?
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Threesome.
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The client wants two girls.
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Who's the other one?
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I haven't booked one yet.
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What about Rachel?
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No, she's in Marbella.
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Tanya?
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She's going to see Les Mis.
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Again? How many times is that?
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Who knows? It's a sickness.
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And what's the client like that
one of us isn't enough?
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It's Ashok.
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Ashok?
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Every-second-Wednesday-since-I-started Ashok?
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The very same.
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Sometimes, two heads are better than one.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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I'll find someone and call you back.
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It's not that I don't
like going down on girls.
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It's just that I never
really enjoy going out with them.
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Secret Diary of a Call Girl 01 Ep 05
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Oh!
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You're supposed to
be helping me find a suit.
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I know. Can you undo this?
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So? What do you think?
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When is it again?
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8th March.
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1979?
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You look like you've just stepped
out of my parent's wedding photo.
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It's bad luck to see the bridein her gown
before the big day.
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It's all right. She's not the bride.
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She's just here to help.
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I told my best friend
that I'm a prostitute.
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He hasn't said a thing.
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We're both acting like everything's fine
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but, of course, it's not.
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So, the night your sister had a baby -
I can't believe I'm asking! -
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were you working as a prostitute?
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Were you doing that when we were
still seeing each other?
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No.
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And you have, like...er...
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What is it? A madam?
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An agent. Yeah. She's the filter.
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She always knows where I am.
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Is it even legal?
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Me? Yeah.
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But her. Not exactly.
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Why do you do it?
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Would you believe me
if I said I enjoyed it?
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You know I like sex.
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So what is it you're doing tonight?
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It's a threesome.
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Me and another girl from the agency.
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Who's the...?
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It's Ashok.
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He's lovely.
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Lovely?
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Yeah. He's lovely.
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He's my oldest client.
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He's like my friend.
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How did you even get into it?
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Hello. It's all arranged.
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You'll be working with Naomi.
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Who's Naomi?
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She's new.
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I poached her from Brompton Escorts ???
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She's flying off the shelves.
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If you know what I mean.
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The room is booked from eight
so you two can get to know each other.
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And it's that hotel close to -
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Ashok's office. I know.
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Well, he'll be there by nine.
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Lucky boy.
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I'm sending him the creme de la creme.
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Do you want to go
and look at some more suits?
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I should go.
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Yeah. How much...?
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No, it's all right. I'll pay.
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I've got it.
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No, it's fine.
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See you later.
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Yeah. I'll give you a call.
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'How did you even get into it?'
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'A couple of years ago
I met a man in a bar.
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He was a perfect one night stand.
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Funny. Charming. Great in bed.
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And no expectations.
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And he even gave me my cab fare home.
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Or so I thought.
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And just like that, without realising,
I'd been paid for sex.'
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Would I have taken the money
if it had been offered up front?
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Maybe.
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I don't really know.
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'Either way, I did take it
and I'm still taking it.
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Today, a threesome with another escort.
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I'm hardly a girl's girl
but I will go gay for pay.'
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Hello.
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So... Ashok.
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What's he like?
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He's sweet.
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Quite handsome.
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Athletic. Clever.
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Kind of geeky.
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Gentle. Very polite.
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And he always smells nice.
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I was actually wondering
whether he prefers anal or vanilla.
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So, what's he into?
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Naughty school girls?
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Nurse and matron?
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Mother Superior and novice nun?
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Well, this is his first threesome.
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I think.
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So maybe just generic stuff.
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Girls soaping each other's breasts.
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Holiday Inn porn.
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Or maybe...
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..we should make something up.
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Like what?
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How about good cop, bad cop?
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No.
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Ah. I'll put you down
for good cop, then.
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This is all quite fun.
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You know. What normal girls do.
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Oh, I forgot to ask.
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Do you shave or wax?
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Wax.
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Good. I get stubble rash.
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Hey, don't look so scared.
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Just getting into character.
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???
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??
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???
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Oh, my God!
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You're quite the athlete.
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You're quite flexible yourself.
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Thanks.
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I wish I could say it was down to Yoga.
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What?
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You two.
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Debriefing.
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But I suppose put two nurses or two teachers
or whatever together in a room
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and they're gonna talk about work.
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I'm glad you think of us
as a caring profession.
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I do, though.
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I read that book you gave me.
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And?
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384 pages of misery.
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And the world's smallest type face
but beautiful.
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Really beautiful.
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I cried like a girl.
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What time is it? I should get home.
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It's quarter to ten.
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Is that all? It didn't last long.
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Oh, don't worry.
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A job shared is usually a job halved.
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So for you two, that means
half the work for double the money.
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I'm sorry. Are you auditing us?
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No!
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Good.
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Thank you for a wonderful evening.
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???
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You're welcome.
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The pleasure was half mine.
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That was fun.
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Would you...erm...
like to hang out sometime?
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Does it involve shagging?
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No.
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Does it involve eating Hagen Dazs
and watching Pretty Woman?
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Christ. No.
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Then yes. What's your number?
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No, fuck that.
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What's your name?
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Hannah.
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What's yours?
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Naomi.
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Hello.
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Hello. What are you up to now?
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Best present a client ever gave you?
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Mini convertible.
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Worst present a client ever gave you?
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A hotel sewing kit.
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What?
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Can you believe that?
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Just cos it's not ringing
doesn't mean it's broken.
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Boyfriend?
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Friend.
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He's not taking it brilliantly.
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The whole "I'm not a legal secretary".
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Hm. I still find it harder telling girls.
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They might give you a feminist polemic.
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What they're thinking is you're
gonna steal their man.
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Girls bug me.
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Me too.
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Half the time they're right.
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I've never really got the whole
female friendship thing.
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With Naomi, we can talk about
men and...sex.And work.
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Because, for us,
they're all the same thing.'
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I go in there to
get my cervix scraped...
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Scraped?!
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..and you walk out with a bloody party bag!
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It wasn't much of a party bag.
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No fairy cakes. No hats.
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Just balloons.
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Did you leave them with anything?
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Ooh, there was a lovely speculum swab set
I had my eye on.
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But in the end, I just took the condoms.
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And some pens.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Before you make me take them back.
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I've got a new client for you.
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28. Works for an auction house.
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Sounds like a Pathe News reel.
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Quite junior now but got prospects.
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Well, so he tells me.
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I'm shagging him, Stephanie,
not settling down with him.
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When is it?
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Next Wednesday.
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Well, it depends.
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Wednesday's my regular with Ashok.
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Actually, Ashok is with Naomi
this week.
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What?
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Ashok is with Naomi this week.
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Can you do the auctioneer or not?
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Not.
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Fine.
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Call me when you've learnt to share.
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The end of the affair
was written from the beginning.
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He's a man who pays women for sex.
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I'm the whore.
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At some point his tastes
were bound to change.'
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So why am I so upset?
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Because who can I call to say
I had a bad day at work?'
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Hi.
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Huh.
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How are you?
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I'm good. Yeah.
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How are you?
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Yeah. Good.
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Good.
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Actually, I'm shit.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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What's the matter?
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I lent someone a book
and I don't think I'm gonna get it back.
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I wish I had your problems.
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Will you come round?
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You looked good in that wedding dress.
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I can't remember if I said that.
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I don't think I did.
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Did you find a suit?
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No.
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They were all as shit as 1979.
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So I'm gonna wear a kilt.
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Since when were you Scottish?
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My mum's granddad or something.
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I love that about posh English.
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Always trying to pass themselves off
as Scottish or Welsh without going there!
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Hellish place.
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I've missed you.
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I missed you too.
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While you were off playing with fanny.
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I'm sorry about that.
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The other day.
278
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:42,100
It's just something huge
about you I didn't know.
279
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,200
You're my best mate.
280
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,600
You're the only girl I've shagged
who still likes me.
281
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,300
Except for Vanessa.
282
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,800
Yeah. Except for Vanessa.
283
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:05,100
We go out and we have dinner
and we get pissed.
284
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:08,100
And we go running
and we used to sleep together.
285
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,100
Am I ever going to be able
to talk to you about this?
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00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,400
I dunno.
287
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:14,800
Try.
288
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:18,500
Even if I act like a cock about it,
I'd want you to try.
289
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,100
I need to ask you something.
290
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:25,900
It's a favour.
291
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,800
You don't have to
if you don't want to.
292
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,100
You're not gonna ask me to
have sex with you and Vanessa?
293
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,000
What? No.
294
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,300
Others may pay hundreds for you
but I had you
295
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:41,300
when all it took was half a lager
and a couple of Marlboro Lights!
296
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,500
Will you be my best man?
297
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:57,000
I slept with somebody
and now he won't leave.
298
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,100
I don't normally do this kind of thing.
299
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,300
Tell him his time is up.
300
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,600
Thank you. I didn't charge him.
301
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,500
You're not really
a legal secretary, are you?
302
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,700
Hi.
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Hi.
304
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,600
Look, just go!
305
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:13,300
Some girls are too sensitive
for this work.
306
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:14,900
You need to get some perspective, Han.
307
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,100
See how normal people live.
308
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,600
- Normal people?
- You know what I mean.
309
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,900
- ??? Dead exciting
- Take a break.
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00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,800
Did you hear me? I said go!
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