1 00:01:16,473 --> 00:01:20,902 Chapman to processing. Chapman to processing. 2 00:01:26,316 --> 00:01:29,067 I know I said toasted, Scott. 3 00:01:29,068 --> 00:01:30,527 If you cover it with a paper towel, 4 00:01:30,528 --> 00:01:33,790 it'll still be warm when I finish the cavity search. 5 00:01:42,206 --> 00:01:44,485 - Take the N train. - Thank you. 6 00:01:47,254 --> 00:01:48,971 Off you go. 7 00:01:50,172 --> 00:01:51,257 Cough. 8 00:01:53,134 --> 00:01:56,646 You can do better than that. Shake out that pink. 9 00:02:02,894 --> 00:02:05,854 What could I possibly be trying to take out of prison? 10 00:02:05,855 --> 00:02:09,742 It's procedure. Don't look for logic. Stand up. 11 00:02:17,325 --> 00:02:19,460 Change into these. 12 00:02:20,412 --> 00:02:23,380 Hurry up. Some of us have bagels to eat. 13 00:02:24,582 --> 00:02:28,084 Do you understand you will be subjected to a urinalysis upon your return 14 00:02:28,085 --> 00:02:31,713 and said test is your own financial responsibility? 15 00:02:31,714 --> 00:02:32,798 Yes. 16 00:02:32,799 --> 00:02:35,592 You may not purchase, sell, possess, use, consume, or administer 17 00:02:35,593 --> 00:02:39,305 any narcotic drugs, marijuana, alcohol, or intoxicants of any form 18 00:02:39,306 --> 00:02:41,222 or frequent places where such articles 19 00:02:41,223 --> 00:02:44,393 are unlawfully sold, dispensed, used, or given away. 20 00:02:44,394 --> 00:02:46,019 - That was really impressive. - Thanks. 21 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:49,272 I sing it to the tune of Poker Face in my head to remember. 22 00:02:49,273 --> 00:02:52,233 Lady Gaga? You wanna hear? 23 00:02:52,234 --> 00:02:53,828 No, that... that's okay. 24 00:02:55,863 --> 00:02:58,114 Go ahead, little bird. Fly free. 25 00:02:58,115 --> 00:02:59,450 Pipette! 26 00:02:59,451 --> 00:03:00,534 Is that your ride? 27 00:03:00,535 --> 00:03:02,619 Pegged you more for a yuppie than a hippie. 28 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,162 See you in 48 hours, inmate. 29 00:03:06,749 --> 00:03:09,343 Come inside the Green Machine! 30 00:03:11,087 --> 00:03:13,347 Oh! 31 00:03:15,132 --> 00:03:16,467 What? 32 00:03:16,468 --> 00:03:17,968 Why does it smell like tempura? 33 00:03:17,969 --> 00:03:21,096 Oh, yeah, vegetable oil. Get hip to it. 34 00:03:21,097 --> 00:03:24,433 Neri barters with this Teppanyaki place up the road from us. 35 00:03:24,434 --> 00:03:27,444 Yuki loves Neri's fairy coats. 36 00:03:30,982 --> 00:03:32,283 What's up? 37 00:03:33,568 --> 00:03:35,494 Just can't believe she's dead. 38 00:03:36,321 --> 00:03:38,706 I know. I know. 39 00:03:39,657 --> 00:03:41,825 If it makes you feel any better, you didn't miss much. 40 00:03:41,826 --> 00:03:43,702 She just slept for a few days, 41 00:03:43,703 --> 00:03:46,923 and then the sleep stopped being temporary. 42 00:03:47,999 --> 00:03:50,709 I didn't get a chance to say goodbye. 43 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:52,469 I told her for you. 44 00:03:53,671 --> 00:03:55,139 She knew, Piper. 45 00:03:56,716 --> 00:03:59,852 Ready? Seat belts, please. 46 00:04:05,141 --> 00:04:06,901 Next. 47 00:04:07,894 --> 00:04:11,229 Three Mrs. Dash's Table Blend, 48 00:04:11,230 --> 00:04:16,777 four lemon juices, five adobo powders, and two onion powders. 49 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:19,195 Whoo-wee, chickadee. 50 00:04:19,196 --> 00:04:22,032 What do you need with all these spices these days? 51 00:04:22,033 --> 00:04:24,368 Oh, that's none of your business. 52 00:04:24,369 --> 00:04:26,912 You must have a pretty hefty fund, huh? 53 00:04:26,913 --> 00:04:30,382 Those no-good sons finally doing the right thing? 54 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:34,002 Dmitri hit it big with a scratcher ticket? 55 00:04:34,003 --> 00:04:36,380 Don't you dare talk about my family. 56 00:04:36,381 --> 00:04:39,049 Maybe your little market turned around 57 00:04:39,050 --> 00:04:41,510 in spite of the economy and everything. 58 00:04:41,511 --> 00:04:43,129 Let's keep the line moving, inmates. 59 00:04:43,130 --> 00:04:45,681 - The spices, please. - All righty. 60 00:04:45,682 --> 00:04:50,644 It just warms my heart to see you finding your way in here, 61 00:04:50,645 --> 00:04:53,980 settling in with the AARP crowd. 62 00:04:53,981 --> 00:04:57,827 Gardening looks like a comfortable little life. 63 00:04:58,570 --> 00:04:59,653 Next. 64 00:04:59,654 --> 00:05:02,248 Nicky. Nicky! 65 00:05:03,115 --> 00:05:04,282 I need a favor. 66 00:05:04,283 --> 00:05:05,909 Well, that's gonna cost you. 67 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:07,077 What's your price? 68 00:05:07,078 --> 00:05:08,369 Oatmeal pies. 69 00:05:08,370 --> 00:05:12,290 The Little Debbie ones that leave that oily residue all over your hands, 70 00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:14,051 but are still somehow delicious. 71 00:05:15,044 --> 00:05:16,462 Done. 72 00:05:16,463 --> 00:05:20,131 I need you to bring all the girls to the greenhouse tomorrow... 73 00:05:20,132 --> 00:05:21,592 at dinnertime. 74 00:05:21,593 --> 00:05:25,261 That'll run you two boxes. And if you want my opinion, 75 00:05:25,262 --> 00:05:27,263 you're going about this all wrong. 76 00:05:27,264 --> 00:05:30,183 This is going to be really special. 77 00:05:30,184 --> 00:05:33,019 You know, another layer of icing on a shit cake 78 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:34,437 doesn't make it taste good. 79 00:05:34,438 --> 00:05:36,147 I don't understand what you... 80 00:05:36,148 --> 00:05:38,900 Well, you know what you haven't said, Red? 81 00:05:54,792 --> 00:05:57,836 498! Interfering with a staff member in performance of duties. 82 00:05:57,837 --> 00:06:00,547 Didn't your boyfriend teach you how to treat a staff member, Floppy Tits? 83 00:06:00,548 --> 00:06:03,925 That's a shot! Hey! What's on your shirt there, Pigpen? 84 00:06:03,926 --> 00:06:08,930 Shit? Tears? Potato chips? 330! Being unsanitary. 85 00:06:08,931 --> 00:06:14,929 Shot! I don't like your face. 312. Insolence. Shot! 86 00:06:16,856 --> 00:06:18,148 Huh. 87 00:06:18,149 --> 00:06:21,077 Mendez is back, bitches. 88 00:06:27,324 --> 00:06:28,742 What the hell is he doing here? 89 00:06:28,743 --> 00:06:30,744 Why, yes, John, it's a beautiful morning. 90 00:06:30,745 --> 00:06:32,621 Peaceful, even. 91 00:06:32,622 --> 00:06:34,706 He endangers the inmates, and you know it, sir. 92 00:06:34,707 --> 00:06:37,969 I mean, it can't even be legal to have him here, can it? 93 00:06:39,503 --> 00:06:41,763 - Would you like to have a seat? - No. 94 00:06:43,633 --> 00:06:46,509 His suspension is up, so we're gonna have to deal with it. 95 00:06:46,510 --> 00:06:48,219 And between you and me, 96 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:52,015 some of the administration feel there's a job to do. 97 00:06:52,016 --> 00:06:54,475 No one else is up to the task. 98 00:06:54,476 --> 00:06:55,644 I'm up to the task. 99 00:06:55,645 --> 00:06:58,906 Good. Prove it. 100 00:06:59,857 --> 00:07:01,325 I will. 101 00:07:03,653 --> 00:07:07,072 Why don't we start with why you're here. In your opinion. 102 00:07:07,073 --> 00:07:11,335 Well, it was... suggested to me... 103 00:07:12,328 --> 00:07:13,912 by more than one person. 104 00:07:13,913 --> 00:07:17,373 So... Uh, Dr. Maser... 105 00:07:17,374 --> 00:07:20,386 Oh, just "Chris," please. I'm not a doctor. 106 00:07:21,378 --> 00:07:24,348 Maybe this was a bad idea. 107 00:07:25,550 --> 00:07:28,051 Well, it's okay to be uncomfortable, Sam. 108 00:07:28,052 --> 00:07:31,304 It's a feeling I would encourage you to embrace. 109 00:07:31,305 --> 00:07:33,565 Embrace it? I live it. 110 00:07:34,767 --> 00:07:36,735 My whole life is uncomfortable. 111 00:07:37,604 --> 00:07:40,939 All these women, criminals, bureaucratic idiots. 112 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:43,775 I don't even feel at home in my own home anymore. 113 00:07:43,776 --> 00:07:47,070 And now I'm sitting in an office with some weird painting of frogs, 114 00:07:47,071 --> 00:07:49,740 which I'm guessing is supposed to be soothing. 115 00:07:49,741 --> 00:07:53,660 Sam, I'm hearing a lot of stress. 116 00:07:53,661 --> 00:07:56,081 Yeah, well, that doesn't even begin to cover it, okay? 117 00:07:56,831 --> 00:07:59,175 Do you like your job? 118 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:04,513 I used to. I really did. 119 00:08:05,632 --> 00:08:07,215 I felt useful. 120 00:08:07,216 --> 00:08:09,009 And what changed? 121 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,761 Hell if I know. 122 00:08:10,762 --> 00:08:12,354 I got older. 123 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:16,067 Maybe I care less. 124 00:08:18,394 --> 00:08:21,521 Maybe I've seen enough to know that I won't make a difference. 125 00:08:21,522 --> 00:08:23,356 That it's all a waste. 126 00:08:23,357 --> 00:08:25,576 You know... 127 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:30,906 sometimes we get stuck seeing things from one perspective, 128 00:08:30,907 --> 00:08:35,827 but if we can just shift our perspective even a little bit, 129 00:08:35,828 --> 00:08:37,746 makes all the difference. 130 00:08:37,747 --> 00:08:39,423 That's it? 131 00:08:40,499 --> 00:08:43,501 That's your fancy, $75-an-hour advice? 132 00:08:43,502 --> 00:08:46,421 Are you uncomfortable with the amount I charge? 133 00:08:46,422 --> 00:08:51,435 I thought we just established that I'm uncomfortable with everything! 134 00:08:52,929 --> 00:08:54,763 Are you always this quick to anger? 135 00:08:54,764 --> 00:08:57,149 Are you always a condescending cunt? 136 00:09:01,938 --> 00:09:05,992 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 137 00:09:08,527 --> 00:09:11,362 Well, I think we have our work cut out for us. 138 00:09:11,363 --> 00:09:13,124 My shoes feel tight. 139 00:09:14,408 --> 00:09:16,660 But I'm saying this guy, Heinrich Dreser, 140 00:09:16,661 --> 00:09:19,412 deserves to be right up there on the bad-guy shelf. 141 00:09:19,413 --> 00:09:23,166 So, our buddy Heinrich oversaw the development of heroin at Bayer. 142 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:27,796 Yep. So, the corporate suits at Bayer sold this shit over the counter 143 00:09:27,797 --> 00:09:31,382 as a non-addictive morphine substitute in the early 1900s, 144 00:09:31,383 --> 00:09:33,009 and you know why they called it heroin? 145 00:09:33,010 --> 00:09:34,427 'Cause when they started testing it, 146 00:09:34,428 --> 00:09:37,806 people said it made them feel heroic. Right? 147 00:09:37,807 --> 00:09:44,062 I'd like to stand up here and be all inspiring and recovered 148 00:09:44,063 --> 00:09:46,982 and tell you I'm over it, 149 00:09:46,983 --> 00:09:49,985 but I miss it every fucking day, you know? 150 00:09:49,986 --> 00:09:55,499 Uh, heroin is the love of my life, she's my best girlfriend... 151 00:09:56,575 --> 00:09:58,869 she's my soul mate, 152 00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:02,038 'cause, you know, she makes me feel better than anything. 153 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,385 So, in closing, uh... 154 00:10:07,544 --> 00:10:09,805 fuck the Germans. 155 00:10:11,716 --> 00:10:14,885 Okay, that's it for today, kids. 156 00:10:14,886 --> 00:10:19,765 Strength to accept what you cannot change, 157 00:10:19,766 --> 00:10:24,070 magical fairy dust, unicorns, etcetera. 158 00:10:27,023 --> 00:10:29,315 Hey. Rosa, right? 159 00:10:29,316 --> 00:10:31,067 How kind of you to remember. 160 00:10:31,068 --> 00:10:33,569 Did you read this? It's about kids with cancer. 161 00:10:33,570 --> 00:10:36,156 I don't know why the sick fuck wanted to write about this. 162 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:39,700 Anyway, I... I thought it might be right up your alley. 163 00:10:39,701 --> 00:10:42,537 I got enough depressing shit in my life. 164 00:10:42,538 --> 00:10:44,455 I don't need it in my books, too. 165 00:10:44,456 --> 00:10:48,084 So, what's your escape, then, huh? Is it pain pills, booze? 166 00:10:48,085 --> 00:10:50,879 Everybody needs a little bit of help with reality now and then. 167 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,757 The thing about reality... 168 00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:57,728 is it's still there waiting for you the next morning. 169 00:11:00,097 --> 00:11:03,099 Nice talk. They must've loved you on the debate team. 170 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,184 Oh, yeah. 171 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:06,853 I was first place Original Oratory two years running. 172 00:11:06,854 --> 00:11:09,730 You know, until I got expelled for breaking my coach's toe. 173 00:11:09,731 --> 00:11:12,067 Long story, not for now. 174 00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:13,401 Maybe one day. 175 00:11:13,402 --> 00:11:15,662 Uh, yeah, sure. 176 00:11:41,305 --> 00:11:43,389 I am here to unburden you. 177 00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:44,933 You got my goods? 178 00:11:44,934 --> 00:11:46,601 You got most of them already. 179 00:11:46,602 --> 00:11:50,605 Ooh, I'm not fluent in Russian, but in Spanish and English, 180 00:11:50,606 --> 00:11:53,066 "most of them" means not all of them. 181 00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:56,569 Gloria, you know me. The rest will be here soon. 182 00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:57,946 I'm a woman of my word. 183 00:11:57,947 --> 00:12:01,116 And I'm a woman who gets paid on time in full. 184 00:12:01,117 --> 00:12:03,994 Reznikov, you're out of bounds. 185 00:12:03,995 --> 00:12:05,462 What did you call me? 186 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:07,830 Get back in bounds right now. 187 00:12:07,831 --> 00:12:09,916 Since when do you care where I am? 188 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:11,792 That's a shot. 189 00:12:11,793 --> 00:12:14,420 307, refusing to obey an order from a staff member. 190 00:12:14,421 --> 00:12:16,256 He's your bulldog now? 191 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,507 Oh, no. Don't look at me. 192 00:12:17,508 --> 00:12:19,842 He's off leash, and I don't want to get bitten, either. 193 00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:21,437 I'll see you around. 194 00:12:23,305 --> 00:12:25,515 Don't let me catch you anywhere near the kitchen again. 195 00:12:25,516 --> 00:12:27,150 You know the drill. 196 00:12:31,147 --> 00:12:34,658 You're going to make a great father. 197 00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:53,844 You okay, hon? 198 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:57,047 Fine, yes. Thank you. 199 00:12:57,048 --> 00:13:00,226 It's an adjustment. That's what they say. 200 00:13:01,218 --> 00:13:03,011 Your commissary come through yet? 201 00:13:03,012 --> 00:13:05,055 - No. - No? Me, either. 202 00:13:05,056 --> 00:13:08,099 Haven't brushed my teeth since we came in yesterday. 203 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:10,560 Starting to feel like an angora sweater in there. 204 00:13:15,566 --> 00:13:17,067 Oh, uh... 205 00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:20,903 There's this lady in here, Carla, she'll wanna do that for you. 206 00:13:20,904 --> 00:13:24,082 I've been around before. I got it. 207 00:13:26,493 --> 00:13:28,754 I gotta take a leak. 208 00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:36,762 You Parker? Rhonda. 209 00:13:37,671 --> 00:13:40,724 Brought you some stuff, a little welcome basket. 210 00:13:41,883 --> 00:13:43,560 We'll see you at breakfast. 211 00:13:45,596 --> 00:13:47,022 I don't eat breakfast. 212 00:13:47,806 --> 00:13:49,775 It upsets my stomach. 213 00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:59,326 You eat it now. Let's go. 214 00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:07,492 Want some of this? 215 00:14:07,493 --> 00:14:08,994 No, thank you. 216 00:14:08,995 --> 00:14:12,047 Three toothbrushes in here. It's just showing off. 217 00:14:13,415 --> 00:14:16,302 Here. Take one, please. 218 00:14:18,754 --> 00:14:20,096 Thank you. 219 00:14:21,798 --> 00:14:24,134 Get some toothpaste, too. 220 00:14:24,135 --> 00:14:26,770 You're very kind. 221 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,808 You got assigned a work detail yet? 222 00:14:32,809 --> 00:14:35,145 Kitchen. 223 00:14:35,146 --> 00:14:36,729 That's a plum gig. 224 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:39,774 Yes, feels like home. 225 00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:43,153 My family, we own a small market, and I serve food there. 226 00:14:43,154 --> 00:14:46,322 Yeah? You a good cook? 227 00:14:46,323 --> 00:14:49,418 I am very good. And get this. 228 00:14:50,452 --> 00:14:53,663 I use the same produce people that the kitchen here uses. 229 00:14:53,664 --> 00:14:55,915 Although, if they delivered me the shit they send here, 230 00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:58,418 I would throw it in their faces. 231 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,762 They knew to give me the good stuff. 232 00:15:02,173 --> 00:15:03,557 They owed me. 233 00:15:04,591 --> 00:15:06,842 Now they really owe me. 234 00:15:06,843 --> 00:15:09,179 Neptune. Stupid name. 235 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:12,816 I told them Neptune is for seafood, not fruit. 236 00:15:14,976 --> 00:15:16,519 You know a vendor? 237 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:20,198 Know them? They're here because of me. 238 00:15:21,358 --> 00:15:23,651 And I'm here because of them. 239 00:15:23,652 --> 00:15:27,247 You need to use that. Make your life here better. 240 00:15:28,282 --> 00:15:30,667 Breaking rules got me in here. 241 00:15:32,203 --> 00:15:35,371 Yeah, well, I'm not telling you what to do, you know. 242 00:15:35,372 --> 00:15:37,508 I'm just telling you how to survive. 243 00:15:45,424 --> 00:15:47,342 Next. 244 00:15:47,343 --> 00:15:51,887 Only one. I just learned I like a smoke after I read my sexy-time novellas. 245 00:15:51,888 --> 00:15:55,516 It feels glamorous, but like, I'm still not a real smoker, you know? 246 00:15:55,517 --> 00:15:58,686 Yeah, all right. Just make sure you reshelve this book in its proper place. 247 00:15:58,687 --> 00:16:00,480 We on Dewey decimal and shit in here. 248 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:03,566 Don't let me find no aquatic sports over in paranormal phenomena. 249 00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,568 - Got it. - All right. 250 00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:08,204 Fuck you. 251 00:16:18,665 --> 00:16:21,376 Oh, thanks, man. Heavy flow day over here. 252 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:24,420 Ouch. 253 00:16:24,421 --> 00:16:26,046 I break your hand? 254 00:16:26,047 --> 00:16:28,549 Get back to your job. 255 00:16:39,603 --> 00:16:43,606 Hi, I rang the bell. Is that weird? I didn't wanna just walk right in. 256 00:16:43,607 --> 00:16:47,919 It... It's fine. You're fine. Wow, it's... 257 00:16:48,404 --> 00:16:50,405 You're actually here. It's crazy. 258 00:16:50,406 --> 00:16:51,957 Yeah. 259 00:16:52,741 --> 00:16:54,700 - Hi. - Hi. 260 00:16:54,701 --> 00:16:56,244 No touching! 261 00:16:56,245 --> 00:16:58,028 Sorry. I'm just trying to ease your transition. 262 00:16:58,029 --> 00:17:00,039 Too much, too fast can be a shock to the system. 263 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,874 Like when POWs finally get to eat, 264 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:04,295 and then they eat too much and their stomachs explode? 265 00:17:05,296 --> 00:17:07,263 - Hey. - Hey. 266 00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:13,093 - We can touch, though. - Yeah, hello. 267 00:17:13,094 --> 00:17:14,512 Hello, good to see you. 268 00:17:14,513 --> 00:17:16,523 Oh, my God. 269 00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:21,269 You never remember what home smells like until you've been gone for a while. 270 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:24,314 I remember that I always used to think about that when I got back from camp, 271 00:17:24,315 --> 00:17:26,566 that I was smelling what my friends smelled. 272 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:27,951 What's it like? 273 00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:29,995 You. 274 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,918 Laundry detergent. That, um... 275 00:17:37,828 --> 00:17:40,496 Those candles from Anthropologie. 276 00:17:40,497 --> 00:17:44,134 And... coffee. 277 00:17:45,001 --> 00:17:47,170 Coffee? Coffee? 278 00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:48,671 - Sure. - Yeah. 279 00:17:51,842 --> 00:17:54,510 Hey, is this all... is this all my stuff? 280 00:17:54,511 --> 00:17:55,595 It's your stuff. 281 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:58,806 Why do I have so many clothes? My God. 282 00:17:58,807 --> 00:18:02,185 Did I really think that I needed all of these? 283 00:18:02,186 --> 00:18:05,020 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, my cashmere sweater! 284 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,733 Larry, which one has all my pants in it? 285 00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:10,818 Those are probably over at Polly's already. 286 00:18:10,819 --> 00:18:12,954 Oh, how is she? 287 00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:15,406 - Polly? Um... - Yeah. 288 00:18:15,407 --> 00:18:18,618 She's fine. She's fine, I think. You know? 289 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:24,039 She's probably not gonna make it tomorrow. She's sleep training the baby and... 290 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,124 Oh... 291 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:28,211 she said it's been... It's been really tough on her, so... 292 00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:32,965 Hey, I'm sorry about... sorry about Celeste. 293 00:18:32,966 --> 00:18:34,091 Thanks, Bloomer. 294 00:18:34,092 --> 00:18:35,686 Oh, it's fine. 295 00:18:36,803 --> 00:18:38,429 No, it's not fine. 296 00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:40,982 It's not. Do you remember that pillow that Mom had? 297 00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:45,270 The one with the cow on its back and its legs were all up in the air? 298 00:18:45,271 --> 00:18:48,939 Uh, under the cow it says, "I'm fine, really." 299 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:51,066 What a stupid fuckin' pillow. 300 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,193 Oh, I have it now. 301 00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,781 Mmm. 302 00:18:56,782 --> 00:18:58,709 That's really good. 303 00:18:59,785 --> 00:19:04,881 Ooh, upholstery. Upholstery is really good. 304 00:19:08,043 --> 00:19:12,087 You, uh... you could stay here... if you want. 305 00:19:12,088 --> 00:19:16,560 Wow. You couldn't even try to make that sound like you meant it. 306 00:19:17,844 --> 00:19:20,220 Well, lucky for you, 307 00:19:20,221 --> 00:19:23,433 it's in my furlough paperwork that I have to stay with my parents. 308 00:19:23,434 --> 00:19:25,343 You know, I can wait in the car if you guys would like... 309 00:19:25,344 --> 00:19:27,270 No. What do you want, Larry? 310 00:19:27,271 --> 00:19:28,354 I don't know. 311 00:19:28,355 --> 00:19:32,909 Okay, see, that's exactly how I do not wanna spend these next two days. 312 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,278 If I can't be with Grandmother, 313 00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:38,373 I'm going to at least enjoy this trip for her. 314 00:19:39,199 --> 00:19:40,959 You know what we're gonna do? 315 00:19:41,868 --> 00:19:45,288 The Spotted Pig. Right? 316 00:19:45,289 --> 00:19:49,166 Burgers and rye Manhattans. That's what we're gonna do. Who's with me? 317 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,918 Aren't you not supposed to drink? 318 00:19:50,919 --> 00:19:56,767 Larry Abraham Bloom, I am free for the next 48 hours. 319 00:19:57,509 --> 00:19:59,635 Do not ruin this by being a pussy. 320 00:19:59,636 --> 00:20:01,095 Please. 321 00:20:01,096 --> 00:20:02,179 I could eat. 322 00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:03,556 See? Great. Cal? 323 00:20:03,557 --> 00:20:07,977 Yeah, you know, this sounds great. I like where your head's at. 324 00:20:07,978 --> 00:20:11,731 It's great to know that you're still a rule-breaking criminal at heart. 325 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:15,275 But there's this one thing... 326 00:20:19,323 --> 00:20:20,948 Thank you for coming. 327 00:20:20,949 --> 00:20:23,576 Thank you for coming. 328 00:20:23,577 --> 00:20:26,161 Oh, good to see you, darling. Thanks so much. 329 00:20:26,162 --> 00:20:27,246 Thanks for coming. 330 00:20:27,247 --> 00:20:28,331 Nice to see you. Thanks. 331 00:20:28,332 --> 00:20:29,582 Hi. 332 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:31,083 Thank you so much for coming. 333 00:20:31,084 --> 00:20:32,960 She was great, yes. 334 00:20:32,961 --> 00:20:34,670 No, she doesn't have another granddaughter. 335 00:20:34,671 --> 00:20:37,465 That's actually me. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. The felon. 336 00:20:37,466 --> 00:20:39,509 No, I am out. I'm just not out-out. 337 00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:40,843 It's called furlough. 338 00:20:40,844 --> 00:20:42,803 It's temporary, yeah. 339 00:20:42,804 --> 00:20:43,888 Forty-eight hours. 340 00:20:43,889 --> 00:20:47,517 It... It was nice of them to trust me. 341 00:20:47,518 --> 00:20:50,486 No, see? No handcuffs. 342 00:20:52,096 --> 00:20:53,256 How are you holding up, dear? 343 00:20:53,257 --> 00:20:54,808 How much longer do you think this is gonna be? 344 00:20:54,809 --> 00:20:56,692 Not long. An hour or so? 345 00:20:56,693 --> 00:20:58,171 Okay, well, I was thinking that I might... 346 00:20:58,172 --> 00:21:03,115 Everyone's coming back to the house at 7:00, so we have to be there before then. 347 00:21:03,116 --> 00:21:07,036 Funeral's tomorrow at noon, so eat a good breakfast. 348 00:21:07,037 --> 00:21:09,539 Everyone's very excited to visit with you. 349 00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:14,293 So they can all stare at me like a lion in a zoo. 350 00:21:14,294 --> 00:21:16,962 Been a difficult day for everyone, dear. 351 00:21:16,963 --> 00:21:20,174 Hello, Mary. Thank you for coming. 352 00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:24,470 Celeste despised her. She always wore kitten heels. 353 00:21:24,471 --> 00:21:27,682 You know how Grandmother felt about them. 354 00:21:27,683 --> 00:21:29,642 "The boiled carrots of footwear." 355 00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:38,568 Stick your fingers in a fucking socket? What's wrong with your hair? 356 00:21:38,569 --> 00:21:42,572 Jesus Christ. What's wrong with you, inmate? 357 00:21:42,573 --> 00:21:46,992 You meditating? Get some food. Put some meat on your bones, shit. 358 00:21:46,993 --> 00:21:48,160 I'm not eating. 359 00:21:48,161 --> 00:21:51,080 I can see that, with my normal-people eyes. 360 00:21:51,081 --> 00:21:54,709 Bet those slits make it hard for you to see, huh? 361 00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:58,045 I will report you to the administration. 362 00:21:58,046 --> 00:22:03,434 Ladies! Inmate... "Soso"? 363 00:22:04,219 --> 00:22:05,686 You're shittin' me, right? 364 00:22:07,723 --> 00:22:13,886 Inmate Soso here seems to be violating essential prison regulations 365 00:22:14,187 --> 00:22:18,449 with her insubordinate attitude, does she not? 366 00:22:19,526 --> 00:22:22,245 Take that, you tattletale. 367 00:22:24,405 --> 00:22:26,365 I am staging a hunger strike 368 00:22:26,366 --> 00:22:29,451 in protest of the reprehensible conditions in this facility! 369 00:22:29,452 --> 00:22:31,489 I invite you all to join in, in standing up... 370 00:22:31,490 --> 00:22:34,499 Oh, 212! Engaging in or encouraging a group demonstration! 371 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:37,793 Let's go talk about a little extra work duty, shall we, Soso? 372 00:22:40,964 --> 00:22:43,809 Hey. Hey! 373 00:22:47,679 --> 00:22:51,274 Just... keep it down, please. 374 00:23:01,151 --> 00:23:03,578 Mmm. Mmm! 375 00:23:05,572 --> 00:23:07,707 Ooh, man. 376 00:23:09,826 --> 00:23:12,953 Can't believe you're wasting your time on lettuce. 377 00:23:12,954 --> 00:23:15,548 Do you know how long it's been since... 378 00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:19,802 I had a vegetable that actually crunched? 379 00:23:27,510 --> 00:23:29,136 Mmm. 380 00:23:29,137 --> 00:23:30,721 Whoa, easy there, Tiger. 381 00:23:30,722 --> 00:23:34,317 Mmm. But it's so delicious. 382 00:23:41,357 --> 00:23:43,243 What are you doing? 383 00:23:45,445 --> 00:23:48,155 Mmm. I missed you. 384 00:23:48,156 --> 00:23:51,200 I missed you, too, Pipes. 385 00:23:51,201 --> 00:23:52,577 You wanna... 386 00:23:52,578 --> 00:23:55,037 No, I don't... I don't know, I... 387 00:23:55,038 --> 00:23:57,206 Oh, come on, Larry. 388 00:23:57,207 --> 00:23:59,374 How long has it been 389 00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:05,631 since you came in a real live vagina and not in your hand? 390 00:24:05,632 --> 00:24:06,716 Huh? 391 00:24:06,717 --> 00:24:08,217 - Okay. - Come on, let's go upstairs. 392 00:24:08,218 --> 00:24:11,604 No, I need to... I'm gonna use the bathroom. 393 00:24:14,057 --> 00:24:16,484 I don't think you're supposed to be drinking, honey. 394 00:24:17,268 --> 00:24:22,106 What's "supposed to," anyway, you know? Who makes those rules? 395 00:24:22,107 --> 00:24:25,109 I believe it's the Federal Department of Corrections in this case. 396 00:24:25,110 --> 00:24:26,568 Fuck 'em. 397 00:24:26,569 --> 00:24:29,279 The last thing anyone needs is you getting your sentence extended 398 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,031 for some silly furlough violation. 399 00:24:31,032 --> 00:24:32,625 Really, Dad? 400 00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:38,413 Is that the last thing that anyone needs, or is that the last thing that you need, 401 00:24:38,414 --> 00:24:42,126 because you refuse to come visit your only daughter in prison 402 00:24:42,127 --> 00:24:44,503 and you'd rather not have that weighing on your conscience 403 00:24:44,504 --> 00:24:46,797 for any longer than it has to? 404 00:24:46,798 --> 00:24:50,560 Piper, can we not do this now, please? My mother has died. 405 00:24:54,347 --> 00:24:58,100 Fine. Sorry. 406 00:24:58,101 --> 00:25:00,236 Celeste was so proud of you. 407 00:25:01,437 --> 00:25:02,730 From the moment you were born. 408 00:25:02,731 --> 00:25:05,107 It's hard to imagine that's true anymore. 409 00:25:05,108 --> 00:25:09,245 It was. I even think she liked me more for having fathered you. 410 00:25:12,198 --> 00:25:15,460 I'm sorry, honey. I just can't see you like that. 411 00:25:16,619 --> 00:25:18,037 Like what? 412 00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:19,705 You're my little girl. 413 00:25:19,706 --> 00:25:23,718 That woman in there, that's not who you are. 414 00:25:25,712 --> 00:25:28,764 That's exactly who I am. 415 00:25:38,558 --> 00:25:40,267 Larry? 416 00:25:40,268 --> 00:25:41,936 I'm in here, hello? 417 00:25:41,937 --> 00:25:44,646 - Hey, hey, hey! Pipes... - Larry! 418 00:25:44,647 --> 00:25:46,065 Whoa, whoa! 419 00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:48,776 Okay. Piper, not here. What if... 420 00:25:48,777 --> 00:25:52,404 Piper. Jesus, Piper. Oh, God, are you sure about this? 421 00:25:52,405 --> 00:25:55,866 Is the door locked? Is the door locked? Is the door locked? 422 00:25:55,867 --> 00:25:59,129 Shit. Oh, my God. 423 00:26:07,921 --> 00:26:09,222 Fuck me. 424 00:26:10,298 --> 00:26:13,675 Okay. Okay, just move your leg over. 425 00:26:13,676 --> 00:26:15,803 - Okay. Like that? - Mmm-hmm. 426 00:26:15,804 --> 00:26:16,929 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 427 00:26:16,930 --> 00:26:18,806 Okay. 428 00:26:18,807 --> 00:26:22,517 - Shit. - What? Oh. 429 00:26:22,518 --> 00:26:24,854 - Fuck. - It's okay. Let me help. Let me help. 430 00:26:24,855 --> 00:26:26,939 I'm sorry. I can't stop thinking about your dad walking in. 431 00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:29,691 No! No! Oh, Jesus, Piper, you don't have to... 432 00:26:29,692 --> 00:26:33,362 Oh, fuck. Come on, this is weird. We're mourning. We're... 433 00:26:33,363 --> 00:26:35,447 Ah... We haven't done this in so long. We're not even together. 434 00:26:35,448 --> 00:26:37,324 Larry. Shut up. 435 00:26:38,744 --> 00:26:41,379 Fuck, I slept with someone. 436 00:26:47,377 --> 00:26:49,003 - Really? - I'm sorry. 437 00:26:49,004 --> 00:26:52,714 You decide to tell me that with your flaccid dick in my mouth? 438 00:26:52,715 --> 00:26:54,892 Ssh! It was a semi. 439 00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:58,771 Do not defend your boner to me right now. 440 00:27:07,188 --> 00:27:08,730 I'm sorry. I know this is... 441 00:27:11,109 --> 00:27:14,069 tough for you. Is there anything you wanna ask me or... 442 00:27:14,070 --> 00:27:15,913 No. God, no. 443 00:27:21,244 --> 00:27:24,914 Maybe. Is it someone that I know? 444 00:27:24,915 --> 00:27:26,040 Yes. 445 00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:27,917 That's it. I don't wanna know anything else. 446 00:27:27,918 --> 00:27:29,202 Please don't tell me anything else. 447 00:27:29,203 --> 00:27:33,672 Yeah, well, it's much worse when you can imagine it in your own head. 448 00:27:33,673 --> 00:27:35,391 Trust me. 449 00:27:55,445 --> 00:27:57,913 This is really over, isn't it? 450 00:28:02,953 --> 00:28:05,630 I don't... I don't want it to be. 451 00:28:09,375 --> 00:28:10,926 Yes, you do. 452 00:28:18,759 --> 00:28:21,229 But it feels so shitty actually saying it. 453 00:28:37,612 --> 00:28:39,122 I know. 454 00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:52,927 Fuck, I'm gonna miss you. 455 00:28:59,467 --> 00:29:01,269 I love you. 456 00:29:09,810 --> 00:29:11,821 I love you, too. 457 00:29:21,072 --> 00:29:24,283 You don't have to come to my grandmother's funeral tomorrow. 458 00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:26,126 Oh, thank God. 459 00:29:27,370 --> 00:29:29,454 Yeah. 460 00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:35,835 You ain't gonna get a gold star for showin' up early. 461 00:29:35,836 --> 00:29:39,339 That guard, that awful, awful man. 462 00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:40,674 Which one? 463 00:29:40,675 --> 00:29:44,219 That new guard. D-list Burt Reynolds but more rapey. 464 00:29:44,220 --> 00:29:45,387 Pornstache. 465 00:29:45,388 --> 00:29:47,514 Yeah. He gave me extra work duty. 466 00:29:47,515 --> 00:29:49,849 He's punishing me for believing in something. 467 00:29:49,850 --> 00:29:54,739 Well, people don't like conviction around here. Okay? No, sir. 468 00:29:55,565 --> 00:29:57,149 Well, I'm gonna show them. 469 00:29:57,150 --> 00:29:59,401 Soon, no one will be eating, and then they'll see. 470 00:29:59,402 --> 00:30:00,735 Why ain't we eating? 471 00:30:00,736 --> 00:30:03,697 In protest of the conditions in here. 472 00:30:03,698 --> 00:30:06,041 Well, that's just super stupid. 473 00:30:07,077 --> 00:30:11,413 And dumb. And mean and cruel and stupid. 474 00:30:11,414 --> 00:30:16,751 And, yeah, I said "stupid" twice, only to emphasize how stupid that is. 475 00:30:16,752 --> 00:30:19,046 Hey, leave Mulan alone. 476 00:30:19,047 --> 00:30:21,924 It's Brook, actually. Soso. 477 00:30:24,260 --> 00:30:26,095 You know what? You're right, Soso. 478 00:30:26,096 --> 00:30:28,805 You know, look around this place. We're criminals, 479 00:30:28,806 --> 00:30:31,516 but that don't mean we don't deserve to be treated like normal people. 480 00:30:31,517 --> 00:30:33,027 Exactly. 481 00:30:33,937 --> 00:30:37,272 Since when do you care about the conditions, Leanne? 482 00:30:37,273 --> 00:30:39,733 Since always. 483 00:30:39,734 --> 00:30:42,111 Nobody likes to live like an animal. 484 00:30:42,112 --> 00:30:45,614 So, you wanna join me? 485 00:30:45,615 --> 00:30:49,502 It depends on what they're serving for lunch today, but I'll think on it. 486 00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:53,080 Okay. You know, I could tell you more about 487 00:30:53,081 --> 00:30:56,458 the efficacy of prison hunger strikes historically, if you want. 488 00:30:56,459 --> 00:30:59,711 That sounds real interesting. 489 00:30:59,712 --> 00:31:04,809 Great. Lilo and Stitch starving themselves to save the world. This is... 490 00:31:09,930 --> 00:31:11,274 She's Lilo, isn't she? 491 00:31:12,058 --> 00:31:15,235 So, you're saying that I'm Stitch, you friendless freak? 492 00:31:16,437 --> 00:31:19,156 No one likes you. 493 00:31:40,170 --> 00:31:45,174 Aw, are you guys lost? We ain't ready for breakfast yet. 494 00:31:45,175 --> 00:31:49,469 But today, we have cream of wheat. Yay. Old-people food. 495 00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:51,388 Didn't your mother teach you manners? 496 00:31:51,389 --> 00:31:54,474 Why you old people always gotta be so cranky all the time? 497 00:31:54,475 --> 00:31:57,686 Yeah, you here to teach us a morality lesson and shit? 498 00:31:59,189 --> 00:32:01,148 We're here to collect what belongs to Red. 499 00:32:01,149 --> 00:32:02,909 Well, we don't know nothing about that, so... 500 00:32:05,361 --> 00:32:08,030 Aren't you cute? 501 00:32:08,031 --> 00:32:11,792 Did you get caught up in your boyfriend's drug game? 502 00:32:12,493 --> 00:32:14,420 You wanna know what I did? 503 00:32:15,121 --> 00:32:20,667 Cut my husband's dick off with a butcher knife, and it wasn't even sharp. 504 00:32:20,668 --> 00:32:22,627 I still dream about it, 505 00:32:22,628 --> 00:32:27,975 all the blood, the way it flopped around in my fist. 506 00:32:29,885 --> 00:32:34,064 Hmm. Best thing I ever did. 507 00:32:36,726 --> 00:32:41,071 It's so disappointing being underestimated as you age. 508 00:32:43,191 --> 00:32:45,609 I don't know what happened. Nobody tells the new girl. 509 00:32:45,610 --> 00:32:48,278 One day, she was running things, large and in charge. 510 00:32:48,279 --> 00:32:52,031 And the next, poof, gone. So long, Rhonda. 511 00:32:52,032 --> 00:32:55,910 Something major must've happened for her to be sent down to max, no? 512 00:32:55,911 --> 00:32:59,248 Yeah, well, who knows how stuff works around here? 513 00:32:59,249 --> 00:33:02,041 You hear Anita had a heart attack last night? 514 00:33:02,042 --> 00:33:03,960 The guido who rooms with us? 515 00:33:05,421 --> 00:33:08,433 Probably too much ragù in her arteries. 516 00:33:09,259 --> 00:33:10,634 Speaking of... 517 00:33:18,934 --> 00:33:20,394 Put your hand in. 518 00:33:20,395 --> 00:33:22,437 Oh, God. That's unsanitary. 519 00:33:22,438 --> 00:33:24,657 Just do it. 520 00:33:26,776 --> 00:33:28,077 Pull. 521 00:33:31,656 --> 00:33:32,864 Holy shit. 522 00:33:32,865 --> 00:33:35,117 Not too bad for a white girl, hmm? 523 00:33:35,118 --> 00:33:39,788 Not too bad at all. You selling already? 524 00:33:39,789 --> 00:33:42,957 A little. Here and there. Testing the waters. 525 00:33:42,958 --> 00:33:45,260 I don't wanna get in over my head. 526 00:33:46,462 --> 00:33:50,632 Shit, you gonna be running things around here in a few months. 527 00:33:50,633 --> 00:33:53,436 We'll see. Slow and steady. 528 00:33:54,595 --> 00:33:56,981 But I do thank you for your advice. 529 00:33:58,974 --> 00:34:03,895 Hey, Vee, I'm sorry to bother you, but the one without the eyebrows, 530 00:34:03,896 --> 00:34:05,814 she ain't got her money. 531 00:34:05,815 --> 00:34:08,275 Figured you'd wanna deal yourself like you told us. 532 00:34:08,276 --> 00:34:09,952 I'll be right there. 533 00:34:12,071 --> 00:34:15,124 I better get going. We can talk more later. 534 00:34:16,326 --> 00:34:17,710 I'm impressed, Red. 535 00:34:23,830 --> 00:34:25,334 Red helped me with Mendez. 536 00:34:25,335 --> 00:34:27,461 Does the entire prison know? 537 00:34:27,462 --> 00:34:32,257 That's it. I promise. Babe, you need to relax. 538 00:34:32,258 --> 00:34:34,718 How can you act like everything is fine when he's back here? 539 00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:38,898 He could ruin our lives. He could... He could ruin my life. 540 00:34:41,476 --> 00:34:44,436 Everything's gonna be fine. Red's on our side. 541 00:34:44,437 --> 00:34:46,145 And Mendez doesn't even try to talk to me. 542 00:34:46,146 --> 00:34:48,857 Good, I mean, I'm sure they probably... 543 00:34:48,858 --> 00:34:51,651 I'm sure they probably told him to stay as far away as possible. 544 00:34:51,652 --> 00:34:54,404 Just feels a little weird since, you know, he's in love with me or whatever. 545 00:34:54,405 --> 00:34:57,031 You would think that he'd try to say hi. 546 00:34:57,032 --> 00:34:58,617 Okay, you know, I... 547 00:34:58,618 --> 00:35:00,798 I'm gonna tell Caputo that Mendez is the father. 548 00:35:01,996 --> 00:35:03,622 But that's a lie. 549 00:35:03,623 --> 00:35:05,841 But didn't he have sex with you? 550 00:35:06,417 --> 00:35:08,252 - Yeah. - Okay, so he's a criminal, 551 00:35:08,253 --> 00:35:10,044 he deserves to go to prison. 552 00:35:10,045 --> 00:35:12,756 But you have sex with me. Used to, anyways. 553 00:35:12,757 --> 00:35:15,384 That's different. I... I love you. 554 00:35:15,385 --> 00:35:16,676 So does he. 555 00:35:16,677 --> 00:35:18,887 Are you actually defending him right now? 556 00:35:18,888 --> 00:35:21,390 I just can't believe that you would send an innocent man to prison. 557 00:35:21,391 --> 00:35:24,726 I'm sorry, what? The whole... The whole plan was to send him to prison. 558 00:35:24,727 --> 00:35:26,853 I mean, that's why you fucked him in the first place, was it not? 559 00:35:26,854 --> 00:35:28,739 It's just... It just didn't work. 560 00:35:29,565 --> 00:35:32,108 I don't know what I was doing. They talked me into it. 561 00:35:32,109 --> 00:35:34,494 You know how scary my mom can be. 562 00:35:35,571 --> 00:35:38,156 But I've had time to reflect, and he's innocent. 563 00:35:38,157 --> 00:35:41,618 Oh, come on, Daya, you know he deserves to go to prison for something. 564 00:35:41,619 --> 00:35:43,870 This is... This is just how life works. 565 00:35:43,871 --> 00:35:45,997 Well, I need time to think. 566 00:35:45,998 --> 00:35:48,792 Don't you go doing nothing without talking to me. 567 00:35:48,793 --> 00:35:50,094 You hear me? 568 00:35:51,170 --> 00:35:53,681 Now, you want me to finish or what? 569 00:35:55,132 --> 00:35:56,215 Yes. 570 00:35:59,429 --> 00:36:01,054 Red light special, please. 571 00:36:01,055 --> 00:36:04,933 Man, you people are like a 3D "Don't do drugs" ad. 572 00:36:04,934 --> 00:36:06,318 Ain't that the code? 573 00:36:08,354 --> 00:36:10,054 Damn, you want that many? 574 00:36:10,606 --> 00:36:12,366 Isn't that what it costs? 575 00:36:13,108 --> 00:36:14,192 What are you talkin' about? 576 00:36:14,193 --> 00:36:15,735 The stuff. 577 00:36:15,736 --> 00:36:17,195 You can say, "cigarette." 578 00:36:17,196 --> 00:36:21,741 What? No. The special stuff. I know the black girls are selling it. 579 00:36:21,742 --> 00:36:23,410 You saying we all look alike? 580 00:36:23,411 --> 00:36:27,205 Come on, my face is all achy. I need to not feel it for a while. 581 00:36:27,206 --> 00:36:31,335 Then go buy some aspirin from commissary. Get out of here. 582 00:36:31,336 --> 00:36:33,303 And I'm keeping these for my time. 583 00:36:35,965 --> 00:36:37,266 Go. 584 00:36:42,388 --> 00:36:46,558 This one Christmas, I was allowed to help Grandmother 585 00:36:46,559 --> 00:36:50,812 make her really famous sugar cookies for the very first time. 586 00:36:50,813 --> 00:36:54,983 I think most of you have probably received a tin of her cookies over the years. 587 00:36:54,984 --> 00:36:57,204 If you didn't, Grandmother didn't like you. 588 00:36:58,278 --> 00:36:59,488 I'm just sayin'. 589 00:36:59,489 --> 00:37:04,326 Anyway, it took less than five minutes for me to mess up, 590 00:37:04,327 --> 00:37:07,329 and I poured too much baking soda into the dough 591 00:37:07,330 --> 00:37:09,581 and I immediately started crying. 592 00:37:09,582 --> 00:37:14,136 I thought I had completely ruined Christmas. 593 00:37:15,004 --> 00:37:17,181 But instead of yelling at me, 594 00:37:18,173 --> 00:37:21,009 Grandmother told me that they were gonna be fine, 595 00:37:21,010 --> 00:37:24,104 and she said better, even. And then... 596 00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:32,362 And then she said to me, "Piper, life is made in the mistakes." 597 00:37:35,733 --> 00:37:39,494 In retrospect, I'm sure she remade them after I left, you know? 598 00:37:41,864 --> 00:37:42,989 I'm sorry. 599 00:37:42,990 --> 00:37:44,533 It's okay. It's okay. 600 00:37:44,534 --> 00:37:45,918 Um... 601 00:37:47,202 --> 00:37:51,540 I mean, the woman's name was Celeste, for God's sake. 602 00:37:51,541 --> 00:37:54,208 Uh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry, Father. 603 00:37:54,209 --> 00:37:57,837 Um, I don't know if any of you have ever heard one of those things played before. 604 00:37:57,838 --> 00:38:04,378 A celeste, I mean, but it is this magical, ethereal experience. 605 00:38:04,679 --> 00:38:08,899 All these steel plates that ting and sound like, I don't know, like, 606 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:13,612 if an ocean were to suddenly make music. 607 00:38:14,063 --> 00:38:17,482 Um... That's... That's not really like Grandmother, 608 00:38:17,483 --> 00:38:19,568 but she was, she was special. 609 00:38:19,569 --> 00:38:21,986 She... She made you feel like there was something important about you 610 00:38:21,987 --> 00:38:27,877 even when you knew you were nothing but a polyp in the sea of human mundanity. 611 00:38:29,036 --> 00:38:32,381 Lot of ocean imagery here. But look, 612 00:38:33,123 --> 00:38:36,209 the point is that Grandmother was a wonderful woman. 613 00:38:36,210 --> 00:38:39,546 That's the point I'm trying to make. And she should be celebrated. 614 00:38:39,547 --> 00:38:43,633 And my sister, Piper, is here, and that is truly incredible 615 00:38:43,634 --> 00:38:47,386 because she is technically a ward of the federal government. 616 00:38:47,387 --> 00:38:52,526 Or... just returned from Africa, Aunt Kathy. 617 00:38:52,768 --> 00:38:56,605 Um... Either way, today is a day to celebrate life. 618 00:38:56,606 --> 00:39:00,242 Today is a day to celebrate today. 619 00:39:01,401 --> 00:39:02,702 And that is why... 620 00:39:05,531 --> 00:39:08,458 that is why I can't think of a better time to do this. 621 00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:14,288 Come on. Come on, my little hen of the woods. 622 00:39:15,415 --> 00:39:17,885 - Who is she? - Aah! 623 00:39:18,586 --> 00:39:22,296 Friends, family... 624 00:39:22,297 --> 00:39:24,298 - Do something. - ... lovers, 625 00:39:24,299 --> 00:39:26,926 older family friends that I can never remember the names of, 626 00:39:26,927 --> 00:39:29,479 Neri and I are getting married... 627 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:31,723 right now... 628 00:39:33,183 --> 00:39:35,393 with all of you as our witnesses. 629 00:39:35,394 --> 00:39:38,187 Our friends are here, Piper's on furlough, 630 00:39:38,188 --> 00:39:41,525 our buddy, Sam, got ordained last week just for us. 631 00:39:41,526 --> 00:39:43,485 Thank you, Sam. 632 00:39:43,486 --> 00:39:45,153 Neri's family is here. 633 00:39:45,154 --> 00:39:46,237 - We're here! - Hi. 634 00:39:46,238 --> 00:39:48,990 Pam and Joe in the back. Hi, guys. You're so cute. You are awesome. 635 00:39:48,991 --> 00:39:51,618 Thank you for coming. Love you. And... 636 00:39:51,619 --> 00:39:52,994 So happy to be here. 637 00:39:52,995 --> 00:39:56,006 I think that Celeste... 638 00:39:57,041 --> 00:40:01,670 would be pleased with our judicious use of the free flowers and food, 639 00:40:01,671 --> 00:40:04,047 if not a tiny bit judgmental. 640 00:40:04,048 --> 00:40:07,383 And I think that she would admire our spirit, right? 641 00:40:07,384 --> 00:40:10,229 Ah. 642 00:40:11,055 --> 00:40:12,647 Pipes. 643 00:40:15,518 --> 00:40:17,519 We're gonna eat the world. 644 00:40:24,527 --> 00:40:25,828 Sorry, Mom. 645 00:40:35,454 --> 00:40:37,831 - Yo. - Yo, what the hell are you doin'? 646 00:40:37,832 --> 00:40:41,042 I need to talk to you. I think Vee's bringin' in drugs. 647 00:40:41,043 --> 00:40:45,004 P, ain't you bored of havin' the same damn conversation every day? 648 00:40:45,005 --> 00:40:46,380 Shit, I know I am. 649 00:40:46,381 --> 00:40:48,466 Yo, just listen, all right? One of them meth heads... 650 00:40:48,467 --> 00:40:52,428 No! Why don't you listen and stop running your mouth? 651 00:40:52,429 --> 00:40:56,515 Who cares what she's doing? That's her business. 652 00:40:56,516 --> 00:41:01,980 She's been real good to me, and I am not about to turn away from that. 653 00:41:01,981 --> 00:41:03,908 Vee is my family. 654 00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:06,109 Thought I was your family. 655 00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:08,737 You both are my family, yo, like... 656 00:41:08,738 --> 00:41:10,013 What if we was... 657 00:41:10,014 --> 00:41:11,799 What if we was drownin' in the middle of the ocean, 658 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,908 and you could only save one of us? 659 00:41:13,909 --> 00:41:15,034 Why can't I save both of you? 660 00:41:15,035 --> 00:41:16,421 I don't know. Because you can't. 661 00:41:16,422 --> 00:41:18,096 'Cause there's not enough room in the boat. 662 00:41:18,097 --> 00:41:20,081 It's, like, the world's tiniest boat or some shit? 663 00:41:20,082 --> 00:41:21,457 Yes, okay? Yes. 664 00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:24,210 It's like a little raft for kiddies and shit, all right? 665 00:41:24,211 --> 00:41:27,046 - Can you just play the game with me? - Listen up, pussy. 666 00:41:27,047 --> 00:41:31,425 I love you, but I am done as a burnt burger talkin' about this shit. 667 00:41:31,426 --> 00:41:35,096 No more talkin' about Vee to me or to anyone. 668 00:41:35,097 --> 00:41:38,733 And, P, that woman don't play around. 669 00:41:40,310 --> 00:41:41,861 Don't get in her way. 670 00:41:42,605 --> 00:41:45,115 Or mine. You hear? 671 00:41:46,275 --> 00:41:47,576 Yeah. 672 00:41:53,949 --> 00:41:55,617 What happened, Doggett? 673 00:41:55,618 --> 00:41:58,253 You know I get mad sometimes. 674 00:41:59,789 --> 00:42:02,757 I know I've been a bully. I know. 675 00:42:05,585 --> 00:42:08,722 But I was really trying to turn a new leaf. 676 00:42:14,469 --> 00:42:17,639 Please... 677 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:21,142 Please don't send me down to SHU, Mr. Healy, please. 678 00:42:21,143 --> 00:42:24,863 It is truly awful down there. 679 00:42:28,150 --> 00:42:31,996 Doggett, have you always been quick to anger? 680 00:42:32,947 --> 00:42:34,155 What you mean? 681 00:42:34,156 --> 00:42:38,576 I mean, does it sit right below the surface? 682 00:42:38,577 --> 00:42:42,330 Does it bubble up and surprise you when you're not expecting it? 683 00:42:42,331 --> 00:42:45,333 Do you have a pounding right here? 684 00:42:45,334 --> 00:42:47,168 Like, feels like a vein's gonna explode? 685 00:42:47,169 --> 00:42:48,512 Yeah. 686 00:42:49,213 --> 00:42:51,172 Are you a psychic or something? 687 00:42:51,173 --> 00:42:52,256 No. 688 00:42:52,257 --> 00:42:55,509 How are you in my head, then, right now? 689 00:42:55,510 --> 00:42:58,522 Because I've had anger issues of my own... 690 00:42:59,890 --> 00:43:04,236 and what I've found is that a change of perspective can make all the difference. 691 00:43:05,604 --> 00:43:09,023 Do you mean, like, looking left rather than right kind of thing? 692 00:43:09,024 --> 00:43:10,909 Exactly like that. 693 00:43:11,861 --> 00:43:14,288 Instead of me sending you down to SHU, 694 00:43:15,322 --> 00:43:18,449 I want you to come and visit me once a week. 695 00:43:18,450 --> 00:43:20,127 What would we do? 696 00:43:23,538 --> 00:43:25,090 Talk. 697 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,001 What will we talk about? 698 00:43:28,002 --> 00:43:31,337 I could counsel you through some of these issues. 699 00:43:31,338 --> 00:43:34,391 Yes, thank you. Yes. 700 00:43:35,926 --> 00:43:38,302 That's so awfully nice of you, Mr. Healy. 701 00:43:38,303 --> 00:43:41,773 I'm a nice guy. That's the truth. 702 00:43:48,230 --> 00:43:49,522 Maybe they're runnin' late. 703 00:43:49,523 --> 00:43:52,316 Nah, it's a prison. They didn't get lost in the moment. 704 00:43:52,317 --> 00:43:54,068 - ...take whatever. - Hey. 705 00:43:54,069 --> 00:43:57,739 No, I mean, Jesus, why you fucking breaking my balls? 706 00:43:57,740 --> 00:44:02,243 Man, this took way more convincing than two boxes of oatmeal pies are worth. 707 00:44:02,244 --> 00:44:07,331 Please, sit. I thought we could enjoy a family meal together. 708 00:44:07,332 --> 00:44:08,624 You made this? 709 00:44:08,625 --> 00:44:10,209 How the fuck you do this without a kitchen? 710 00:44:10,210 --> 00:44:11,753 I'm a good improviser. 711 00:44:11,754 --> 00:44:14,588 And I had some help from the baddest bitches around. 712 00:44:14,589 --> 00:44:16,424 It smells wonderful, Red. 713 00:44:16,425 --> 00:44:17,550 Doesn't mean it tastes good. 714 00:44:17,551 --> 00:44:21,095 Ooh! Daddy's getting blotto tonight, huh? 715 00:44:25,935 --> 00:44:28,186 Thank you for coming. I know you didn't have to. 716 00:44:28,187 --> 00:44:31,522 Hey, Red. Got to let us in on the secret. I mean, this shit is crazy. 717 00:44:31,523 --> 00:44:33,942 You're my family. 718 00:44:33,943 --> 00:44:36,035 All of you are very important to me. 719 00:44:36,862 --> 00:44:41,615 And I... let a lot of things get in the way of that these past few months. 720 00:44:41,616 --> 00:44:43,284 - I truly... - Hey! 721 00:44:43,285 --> 00:44:47,288 Golden oldies. How about I get some of that slop down here, huh? 722 00:44:47,289 --> 00:44:50,259 - Seriously. Food me. - Yeah. 723 00:44:50,709 --> 00:44:52,793 - Ow! - I'm trying to have a moment. 724 00:44:52,794 --> 00:44:54,638 Now shut up and eat. 725 00:44:59,218 --> 00:45:00,644 Thank you. 726 00:45:02,179 --> 00:45:03,772 As I was saying, 727 00:45:04,681 --> 00:45:08,109 I realize I never said the most important thing... 728 00:45:12,439 --> 00:45:15,074 I'm sorry. 729 00:45:18,452 --> 00:45:20,196 You know, Red, we've done okay without you. 730 00:45:20,197 --> 00:45:23,741 I know you have, but I want you to do better than okay. 731 00:45:23,742 --> 00:45:27,120 Yeah, but maybe there are some parts that we didn't miss so much. 732 00:45:27,121 --> 00:45:28,997 Like being pushed around. 733 00:45:28,998 --> 00:45:30,299 Or burned. 734 00:45:31,375 --> 00:45:35,211 Gina, I don't know that I'll ever have the words 735 00:45:35,212 --> 00:45:38,097 to express the regret I feel for what happened to you. 736 00:45:40,467 --> 00:45:42,143 I made a mistake. 737 00:45:42,928 --> 00:45:45,980 I hope you accept my apology. 738 00:45:51,353 --> 00:45:52,654 Okay. 739 00:45:54,106 --> 00:45:58,192 I'm willing to make this more of a democracy, if that's what you all want. 740 00:45:58,193 --> 00:46:00,370 I just want my family back. 741 00:46:01,071 --> 00:46:03,665 Oh, get over here, Red. 742 00:46:05,242 --> 00:46:06,534 Right? 743 00:46:07,661 --> 00:46:10,914 Norma. My dear Norma, 744 00:46:10,915 --> 00:46:14,708 you've been by my side for many years. 745 00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:17,753 You stood beside me, listened to me, 746 00:46:17,754 --> 00:46:21,340 plucked the hair out of that weird mole on the back of my arm. 747 00:46:22,509 --> 00:46:27,356 You're my best friend, and I miss you so much. 748 00:46:34,063 --> 00:46:37,690 Thank you for giving me another chance. 749 00:46:37,691 --> 00:46:39,108 What about me? 750 00:46:39,109 --> 00:46:42,653 Don't you have a special dedication for me? 751 00:46:42,654 --> 00:46:47,450 Boo, thank you, for always being a pain in my ass. 752 00:46:47,451 --> 00:46:50,869 Let's stick together from now on, huh? 753 00:46:56,793 --> 00:46:58,303 Uh-huh. 754 00:46:59,838 --> 00:47:01,180 Ah. 755 00:47:09,556 --> 00:47:11,890 What do you want? 756 00:47:11,891 --> 00:47:15,019 Hear you have a pretty good system worked out for yourself in here. 757 00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:19,773 Norma... get the nice young woman a form. 758 00:47:19,774 --> 00:47:22,651 Write down what you want, and I'll do my best. 759 00:47:22,652 --> 00:47:26,247 We're a little overwhelmed with orders lately, though. 760 00:47:27,282 --> 00:47:30,877 I ain't here to place no orders. Here to buy the company. 761 00:47:31,870 --> 00:47:33,954 It's not for sale, sorry. 762 00:47:33,955 --> 00:47:36,007 You don't even wanna hear the offer? 763 00:47:36,750 --> 00:47:37,916 Try me. 764 00:47:37,917 --> 00:47:42,046 You get to stay in cozy minimum security. 765 00:47:42,047 --> 00:47:44,265 Oh, and we don't break your ribs. 766 00:47:45,550 --> 00:47:52,065 You, my dear, have chosen the one fight in here that can't be won. 767 00:47:53,267 --> 00:47:55,768 Go run to your mommy, 768 00:47:55,769 --> 00:48:01,149 tell her Red needs to talk to her, then the adults will discuss this. 769 00:48:01,150 --> 00:48:04,568 You know that's a real stupid move, right? 770 00:48:04,569 --> 00:48:07,288 I mean, I'm happy to go get her for you. 771 00:48:08,532 --> 00:48:11,325 Today has been kind of boring, anyhow. 772 00:48:11,326 --> 00:48:14,504 Go. Go, go, go. 773 00:48:21,961 --> 00:48:23,671 I'm sorry. Maybe I'm just an idiot. 774 00:48:23,672 --> 00:48:26,174 'Cause I'm having a hard motherfucking time understanding 775 00:48:26,175 --> 00:48:29,177 how three little old ladies come in here and stole from us. 776 00:48:29,178 --> 00:48:30,761 They was really scary. 777 00:48:30,762 --> 00:48:33,607 Yeah, and one of 'em looked like a Disney witch. 778 00:48:35,892 --> 00:48:38,186 You know what? Go! Get... Get out of my face. 779 00:48:38,187 --> 00:48:39,529 Yo. 780 00:48:41,190 --> 00:48:43,408 Red sends her apologies. 781 00:48:48,697 --> 00:48:50,540 I hate this kitchen. 782 00:49:07,382 --> 00:49:10,394 What the fuck is this? Huh? 783 00:49:11,220 --> 00:49:12,687 What is this? 784 00:49:13,079 --> 00:49:15,264 You think you can just get away with this shit in here? 785 00:49:15,265 --> 00:49:18,985 You think I'm gonna turn a blind eye? Think I'm a pussy? 786 00:49:20,354 --> 00:49:23,031 It's time for a good old-fashioned search, ladies. 787 00:49:32,741 --> 00:49:35,043 Oh, what is this? 788 00:49:35,952 --> 00:49:38,004 Illegal contraband? 789 00:49:39,373 --> 00:49:41,790 You're awfully quiet, inmate. Got nothing to say now? 790 00:49:41,791 --> 00:49:45,919 You scared? 'Cause you fucking should be! 791 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,808 I'm in control! I'm in charge! 792 00:50:00,810 --> 00:50:03,103 - Fuckin'... - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Buddy! 793 00:50:03,104 --> 00:50:05,073 Ssh! Ssh! Ssh! Ssh! 794 00:50:06,566 --> 00:50:08,859 We are gonna fucking crack down on you! On all of you! 795 00:50:08,860 --> 00:50:11,862 Hey! You're gonna get yourself fired, pal. 796 00:50:13,657 --> 00:50:16,460 It's okay. Come on. 797 00:50:17,452 --> 00:50:21,038 You all right? Come on. Let's get you out of here. 798 00:50:21,039 --> 00:50:26,135 Everything's okay, ladies. Just clean this shit up, all right? 799 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:44,728 Sorry for the fuss. Come on. 800 00:50:45,814 --> 00:50:48,116 You're all right, buddy. Come on. 801 00:50:53,863 --> 00:50:58,367 And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the very first time, 802 00:50:58,368 --> 00:51:00,661 the bride and the groom. 803 00:51:02,497 --> 00:51:05,299 It's so wonderful that you could be here, Piper. 804 00:51:06,335 --> 00:51:08,177 How are you doing? 805 00:51:09,754 --> 00:51:12,798 Fine. I'm fine. 806 00:51:12,799 --> 00:51:17,595 We would be so heartbroken for our Julie if she were in your position. 807 00:51:17,596 --> 00:51:20,723 You know what, we were just talking earlier 808 00:51:20,724 --> 00:51:23,392 about what a wonderful kid you were. 809 00:51:23,393 --> 00:51:28,364 Always in the newspaper for something and always achieving. 810 00:51:29,233 --> 00:51:33,151 We just want you to know, dear, we still see you as that person. 811 00:51:33,152 --> 00:51:37,415 I'm sure you're anxious to return to your old self. 812 00:51:48,543 --> 00:51:50,554 I'm not, actually. 813 00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:35,241 Well, now. 814 00:53:36,150 --> 00:53:39,111 There's the black beauty I've been waitin' for. 815 00:53:39,112 --> 00:53:40,654 Can I help you? 816 00:53:40,655 --> 00:53:43,323 I think that's the other way around, sistah. 817 00:53:43,324 --> 00:53:46,952 Jesus. Can't even brush your teeth around here without getting into something. 818 00:53:46,953 --> 00:53:48,245 What do you want, man? 819 00:53:48,246 --> 00:53:53,134 How much would it be worth to you to find another route in? 820 00:53:54,919 --> 00:53:56,545 Depends on where the route goes. 821 00:53:56,546 --> 00:54:00,508 Oh, now, you know I can't give you information 822 00:54:00,509 --> 00:54:02,469 unless I know what I'm getting for it. 823 00:54:04,429 --> 00:54:06,981 And I'm supposed to be interested in that? 824 00:54:09,142 --> 00:54:12,436 I know how Red's importing contraband. 825 00:54:12,437 --> 00:54:14,397 Interested in that? 826 00:54:14,398 --> 00:54:18,484 'Cause I also know that the guards are hot on your trail. 827 00:54:18,485 --> 00:54:21,361 So you're gonna need a new cover, right? 828 00:54:21,362 --> 00:54:24,040 I want 20% of tobacco intake. 829 00:54:26,993 --> 00:54:29,327 You are a smug little dyke, aren't you? 830 00:54:29,328 --> 00:54:34,082 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I am a big, smart dyke. 831 00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:36,469 Yes, ma'am. 832 00:54:38,713 --> 00:54:40,181 10%. 833 00:54:42,383 --> 00:54:44,227 Got yourself a deal. 834 00:54:58,232 --> 00:55:01,569 Did you get your pack of wild dogs under control? 835 00:55:01,570 --> 00:55:02,903 They're always obedient. 836 00:55:02,904 --> 00:55:08,042 Good. Then I'll look forward to never seeing them in here again. 837 00:55:10,579 --> 00:55:13,047 Who do you think gave the order, Red? 838 00:55:15,667 --> 00:55:16,750 You're my friend. 839 00:55:16,751 --> 00:55:20,263 I don't remember us exchanging woven bracelets. 840 00:55:22,381 --> 00:55:26,469 You're not taking over my business. I started it. 841 00:55:26,470 --> 00:55:29,429 Come on. Can't we share? 842 00:55:29,430 --> 00:55:31,974 Didn't I give you the idea in the first place? 843 00:55:31,975 --> 00:55:33,350 Now all of a sudden, it's yours? 844 00:55:33,351 --> 00:55:35,403 What did you do to Rhonda? 845 00:55:37,271 --> 00:55:39,272 Here's what's gonna happen. 846 00:55:39,273 --> 00:55:41,534 You're gonna keep taking orders and filling them. 847 00:55:42,401 --> 00:55:47,781 My girls will be distributing the goods and collecting the payments. 848 00:55:47,782 --> 00:55:49,617 I'll tell Healy. 849 00:55:49,618 --> 00:55:51,502 Oh, Red. 850 00:55:52,453 --> 00:55:55,163 You do that, 851 00:55:55,164 --> 00:55:59,803 and I will make sure that you end up exactly like Rhonda. 852 00:56:00,629 --> 00:56:04,297 You are not taking this from me. 853 00:56:04,298 --> 00:56:07,811 Your first mistake is not having backup. 854 00:56:10,054 --> 00:56:11,940 Oh! 855 00:56:15,727 --> 00:56:17,520 Go ahead. 856 00:57:04,525 --> 00:57:07,611 Hey, I got a gift for you. 857 00:57:07,612 --> 00:57:09,914 Shit, it's not even my birthday. 858 00:57:11,032 --> 00:57:14,002 First one's free. Let me know if you want more. 859 00:57:27,549 --> 00:57:32,344 When I said prove it, I meant it in a Coach Taylor kind of way. 860 00:57:32,345 --> 00:57:36,807 Not a "terrify all the inmates, get yourself suspended" way. 861 00:57:36,808 --> 00:57:40,477 Sorry, sir. I don't know what... I don't know what got into me. 862 00:57:40,478 --> 00:57:42,187 I don't have time for any more headaches 863 00:57:42,188 --> 00:57:44,522 on top of everything else right now, Bennett. 864 00:57:44,523 --> 00:57:48,026 I understand. I'm just... just under a lot of stress 865 00:57:48,027 --> 00:57:50,538 with the shot quota and some, uh... 866 00:57:51,573 --> 00:57:53,240 some personal stuff. 867 00:57:53,241 --> 00:57:57,160 Yes, and your personal crap belongs at home next to your tchotchkes. 868 00:57:57,161 --> 00:58:01,590 Well, that's the thing, sir, I... can't exactly leave this stuff at home. 869 00:58:02,751 --> 00:58:04,635 What are you trying to tell me? 870 00:58:08,089 --> 00:58:12,226 Diaz is pregnant. Dayanara. 871 00:58:13,511 --> 00:58:14,853 What? 872 00:58:18,432 --> 00:58:20,193 Must've been Mendez. 873 00:58:40,341 --> 00:58:49,742 Resynced by SpliNT and corrections by awaqeded www.addic7ed.com