1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,500 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,838 --> 00:00:05,006 Hey, that guy's pretty good. 3 00:00:07,010 --> 00:00:12,447 And judging from the crowd, he must be really hot... Diggety-dog! 4 00:00:12,449 --> 00:00:14,516 What happened to Stuart? 5 00:00:14,518 --> 00:00:16,084 Good-night, Central Park! 6 00:00:16,086 --> 00:00:18,119 Remember to tip your nannies! 7 00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:20,989 - Wow! - Ditto! 8 00:00:23,793 --> 00:00:27,062 Stuart, you sound great. And you look... 9 00:00:27,064 --> 00:00:31,166 And I mean this in the nicest possible way, so not like you. 10 00:00:31,168 --> 00:00:35,070 Meet Stuart 2.0, the newer, cooler model. 11 00:00:37,006 --> 00:00:40,642 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I might want to kick the tires 12 00:00:40,644 --> 00:00:43,478 and take that cooler model for a test drive. 13 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,980 Know what I mean? 14 00:00:46,616 --> 00:00:47,782 I hope not. 15 00:00:50,519 --> 00:00:54,055 Honestly, I can't take all the credit for my transformation. 16 00:00:54,057 --> 00:00:56,191 So, who does get the credit? 17 00:00:56,193 --> 00:00:59,561 And can I get an appointment with them before my high school reunion? 18 00:00:59,563 --> 00:01:02,063 I owe it all to my new nanny, Hudson. 19 00:01:02,065 --> 00:01:04,099 Well, where is this miracle worker? 20 00:01:04,101 --> 00:01:08,136 He's around. He said if I need him, to just blow on this conch shell. 21 00:01:16,012 --> 00:01:18,013 What's going on, Stu-dog? 22 00:01:18,015 --> 00:01:19,895 I'm in the middle of a crazy Ultimate Disc game. 23 00:01:20,082 --> 00:01:22,017 Whoo. Ow, ow, ow! 24 00:01:23,653 --> 00:01:26,855 What is he? A nanny, or a German shepherd? 25 00:01:26,857 --> 00:01:29,024 Hey, bro and bro-citas. 26 00:01:29,026 --> 00:01:31,826 I'm Hudson, and I'm not a nanny. 27 00:01:31,827 --> 00:01:33,197 I'm a manny. 28 00:01:33,228 --> 00:01:36,031 Well, whatever you are, you're not very good at it. 29 00:01:36,033 --> 00:01:38,500 You left your charge unsupervised in the park. 30 00:01:38,502 --> 00:01:41,569 No, I left him unsupervised in the deli. 31 00:01:41,571 --> 00:01:42,851 He made his own way to the park. 32 00:01:44,074 --> 00:01:48,109 And your little friend go dive for pennies in that duck pond? 33 00:01:48,111 --> 00:01:50,231 Whoever holds their breath the longest, gets a dollar! 34 00:01:51,947 --> 00:01:53,948 Do you realize how dangerous that is? 35 00:01:53,950 --> 00:01:57,152 Yeah, that's why they're playing for a dollar. 36 00:01:58,020 --> 00:02:00,288 Wow, neglectful and cheap. 37 00:02:00,290 --> 00:02:02,023 I'm surprised I haven't dated you yet. 38 00:02:58,314 --> 00:03:01,149 Siblings, fabulous news! 39 00:03:01,151 --> 00:03:04,686 This weekend is the Walden Academy talent show. 40 00:03:04,688 --> 00:03:06,855 Are either of you going to participate? 41 00:03:06,857 --> 00:03:08,156 Ha! No. 42 00:03:09,992 --> 00:03:12,894 Dude, only dorks do that stuff. 43 00:03:14,130 --> 00:03:16,831 You're doing it, aren't you? 44 00:03:16,833 --> 00:03:18,333 I was the first one to sign up! 45 00:03:20,070 --> 00:03:22,337 I plan on wowing the crowd with my cup stacking routine. 46 00:03:22,339 --> 00:03:28,143 It is the delicate art of briskly stacking cups, then unstacking them, 47 00:03:28,145 --> 00:03:30,011 then stacking them again. 48 00:03:30,013 --> 00:03:31,713 So your talent is chores? 49 00:03:33,883 --> 00:03:37,685 No! Have you not seen kids doing it on the internet? 50 00:03:37,687 --> 00:03:41,856 Just because it's on the internet doesn't mean it's cool. 51 00:03:41,858 --> 00:03:45,160 Have you watched Bertram's boy band audition? 52 00:03:45,162 --> 00:03:46,361 Actually, would you watch it? 53 00:03:46,363 --> 00:03:50,331 Somehow, I'm at negative seven views. 54 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:54,169 Ravi, I don't want to see you get up on stage and embarrass yourself. 55 00:03:54,171 --> 00:03:59,174 Yeah, I see enough of that in gym class when you try to climb the rope. 56 00:03:59,176 --> 00:04:01,075 Seriously, what is the point of that? 57 00:04:01,077 --> 00:04:04,779 Hello, they make ladders now. 58 00:04:04,781 --> 00:04:08,116 Anyway, if I do not do cup stacking, then what could I do? 59 00:04:08,118 --> 00:04:09,984 Something people want to see. 60 00:04:09,986 --> 00:04:12,020 Like a big song and dance routine! 61 00:04:12,022 --> 00:04:13,154 That is a great idea! 62 00:04:13,156 --> 00:04:15,390 Except I cannot sing or dance! 63 00:04:15,392 --> 00:04:17,125 Well, I can teach you to dance. 64 00:04:17,127 --> 00:04:18,960 I can teach you to sing. 65 00:04:18,962 --> 00:04:21,396 And I can you how do it all with pizzazz and style! 66 00:04:21,398 --> 00:04:23,198 You all would do that for me? 67 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,200 - Beats doing homework. - Beats doing work work. 68 00:04:25,202 --> 00:04:26,935 I get to use glitter! 69 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,341 Zuri, Stuart, did you wash your hands? 70 00:04:33,343 --> 00:04:36,344 Aw, come on. Who ever said a little dirt was bad for you? 71 00:04:36,346 --> 00:04:39,214 Uh, science. 72 00:04:39,216 --> 00:04:42,417 And I'm sure you've noticed by now that Stuart's a bit of a germaphobe. 73 00:04:42,419 --> 00:04:44,686 That was the old me. 74 00:04:44,688 --> 00:04:47,989 Hudson says living with dirt and pathogens builds my resistance to disease. 75 00:04:47,991 --> 00:04:49,190 We live with Luke. 76 00:04:49,192 --> 00:04:52,193 We must be immortal! 77 00:04:52,195 --> 00:04:55,029 No offense, but that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. 78 00:04:55,031 --> 00:04:58,394 So, I suppose you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom, too? 79 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:01,836 Yes. Yes, I do. 80 00:05:01,838 --> 00:05:05,039 And I'm really starting to regret shaking yours. 81 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:08,376 Well, I think kids can pretty much take care of themselves. 82 00:05:08,378 --> 00:05:10,245 You're a nanny! Your entire livelihood 83 00:05:10,247 --> 00:05:12,647 is based on the fact that kids can't take care of themselves! 84 00:05:13,849 --> 00:05:15,049 Jessie, chill. 85 00:05:15,051 --> 00:05:17,452 Whatever Hudson's doing, it's working. 86 00:05:17,454 --> 00:05:20,355 He's taken the 'ew' out of Stuart. 87 00:05:20,357 --> 00:05:21,990 Zuri, that's not nice. 88 00:05:21,992 --> 00:05:25,126 No, she's right. I used to be a real uptight mess... 89 00:05:25,128 --> 00:05:27,962 Kind of like you. 90 00:05:27,964 --> 00:05:30,832 I am not uptight! Okay, kids just need boundaries! 91 00:05:30,834 --> 00:05:32,934 Stop worrying so much. 92 00:05:32,936 --> 00:05:35,203 You know what they say, kids have nine lives. 93 00:05:35,205 --> 00:05:37,372 That's cats! Cats have nine lives! 94 00:05:37,374 --> 00:05:42,043 Exactly. That's why cats can be anything they want to be when they grow up. 95 00:05:42,045 --> 00:05:44,279 No, that's kids! 96 00:05:44,281 --> 00:05:47,115 Cats, kids, what's the difference? 97 00:05:47,117 --> 00:05:49,751 Wow, I'm glad you're not a pediatrician! 98 00:05:54,123 --> 00:05:56,858 Now, before you wow them at the talent show, 99 00:05:56,860 --> 00:05:58,560 you need to learn some of the basics. 100 00:05:58,562 --> 00:06:01,029 Here's a simple major scale. 101 00:06:01,031 --> 00:06:05,366 Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do! 102 00:06:05,368 --> 00:06:06,968 Now you try. 103 00:06:06,970 --> 00:06:08,036 Do... Do... 104 00:06:08,038 --> 00:06:09,037 - Little lower. - Do... 105 00:06:09,039 --> 00:06:10,972 - Do... - Little, little lower. 106 00:06:10,974 --> 00:06:14,342 Do... Re... Mi... Fee... Fie... Foe... Fum... 107 00:06:14,344 --> 00:06:16,177 Do! 108 00:06:20,449 --> 00:06:21,516 Nailed it. 109 00:06:21,518 --> 00:06:28,156 We'll work on the minor scale right after I pick-up a pint of AB positive. 110 00:06:33,495 --> 00:06:36,998 Wow, bummer that the planetarium was closed. 111 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,466 But at least we got out for some fresh air. 112 00:06:38,468 --> 00:06:43,171 This is New York. The only thing fresh was the guy sitting next to me on the subway. 113 00:06:43,173 --> 00:06:45,873 Hey, he taught the kids some new words. 114 00:06:45,875 --> 00:06:49,010 Yeah, and if you use them, there's a bar of soap in your future. 115 00:06:50,312 --> 00:06:53,781 So, I guess rain-check on the planetarium. 116 00:06:53,783 --> 00:06:56,351 Don't sweat it, we will reskedge. 117 00:06:58,887 --> 00:07:00,788 Great! How about this weekend? 118 00:07:00,790 --> 00:07:03,091 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow your roll. 119 00:07:03,093 --> 00:07:07,095 Stu-dog doesn't like to be tied down on a leash. 120 00:07:09,565 --> 00:07:11,799 It'll happen when it happens. 121 00:07:13,402 --> 00:07:15,937 I'm available whenever you are. 122 00:07:15,939 --> 00:07:20,074 I hope it's soon! I'll be waiting by the phone! 123 00:07:20,076 --> 00:07:21,376 Dial it back, Zuri. 124 00:07:21,378 --> 00:07:23,211 Too needy, too needy! 125 00:07:25,381 --> 00:07:28,316 Listen, we can still have a killer night under the stars. 126 00:07:28,318 --> 00:07:31,552 We'll just go sit on the ledge and look at the real night sky! 127 00:07:31,554 --> 00:07:34,288 Wha... Zuri and Stuart cannot sit on the ledge! 128 00:07:34,290 --> 00:07:35,957 They might fall. 129 00:07:35,959 --> 00:07:37,225 Hudson, feel free. 130 00:07:39,428 --> 00:07:40,962 Huh. 131 00:07:40,964 --> 00:07:43,831 You can't really see many stars in New York. 132 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:45,466 Unless you count when Jessie gazes 133 00:07:45,468 --> 00:07:48,403 at Ryan Gosling through the window at Zabar's. 134 00:07:49,906 --> 00:07:52,273 Man, can that guy schmear a bagel. 135 00:07:53,876 --> 00:07:59,147 Well, if it's a show in the night sky you want, allow me to oblige. 136 00:07:59,149 --> 00:08:00,581 Who wants to see some fireworks? 137 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:02,517 Me! Oh, goodie! 138 00:08:03,285 --> 00:08:05,853 I mean, that could be dope. 139 00:08:08,323 --> 00:08:11,025 You carry illegal fireworks with you? 140 00:08:11,027 --> 00:08:14,362 It would be irresponsible to leave them lying around 141 00:08:14,364 --> 00:08:16,464 where they could fall into the wrong hands. 142 00:08:16,466 --> 00:08:18,533 I think they already have. 143 00:08:18,535 --> 00:08:20,268 Look, would you just relax? 144 00:08:20,270 --> 00:08:22,336 I'm a responsible adult. 145 00:08:22,338 --> 00:08:24,138 Stop being such a wet blanket. 146 00:08:25,941 --> 00:08:27,341 We need a wet blanket! 147 00:08:27,343 --> 00:08:30,178 We need a wet blanket! 148 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:33,614 And this is why we don't play "Hit the Fern with a Bottle Rocket!" 149 00:08:41,056 --> 00:08:43,624 Well, everyone's alive, so... 150 00:08:43,626 --> 00:08:46,661 No harm, no foul. 151 00:08:46,663 --> 00:08:50,898 It's a major foul! You just back-drafted our balcony! 152 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:53,568 Because you made me nervous with all of your hovering! 153 00:08:53,570 --> 00:08:58,239 With all of your talk about how warning labels are just suggestions! 154 00:09:00,042 --> 00:09:02,577 Look, can't you two just chillax? 155 00:09:02,579 --> 00:09:04,612 Yeah, on the bright side, 156 00:09:04,614 --> 00:09:08,249 this life and death situation has brought me and Stuart closer. 157 00:09:10,219 --> 00:09:13,955 Much like our grill and lounge chair, which are now fused together. 158 00:09:15,224 --> 00:09:17,191 We're the ones who should be mad. 159 00:09:17,193 --> 00:09:20,161 You put out the fire before we could make s'mores! 160 00:09:20,163 --> 00:09:22,196 Thanks a lot, quick-draw. 161 00:09:23,699 --> 00:09:26,000 Hudson, I think you should leave. 162 00:09:26,002 --> 00:09:28,703 You're obviously a bad influence, and I can't have you around Zuri. 163 00:09:28,705 --> 00:09:30,004 - Oh, yeah? - Mmm-hmm. 164 00:09:30,006 --> 00:09:32,607 Well, I can't have you around Stuart. 165 00:09:32,609 --> 00:09:36,144 I don't want him hanging out with somebody who's such a buzzkill! 166 00:09:36,146 --> 00:09:38,212 Now you separate us? 167 00:09:38,214 --> 00:09:43,117 Where were you when he was being all creepy and shaved my name in his hair? 168 00:09:44,587 --> 00:09:48,122 This is hecka lame, brah! Stu-dog's about to go off! 169 00:09:48,124 --> 00:09:50,224 - Can it, Stu-dog! - Can it, Stu-dog! 170 00:09:54,229 --> 00:09:55,663 Whoa. 171 00:09:55,665 --> 00:09:58,432 Please tell me Mrs. Kipling didn't lay that, 172 00:09:58,434 --> 00:10:01,369 or we're gonna have a Godzilla situation on our hands. 173 00:10:03,172 --> 00:10:06,307 This is going to be Ravi's big entrance for the talent show. 174 00:10:06,309 --> 00:10:10,144 The egg represents an opportunity to burst out of his shell. 175 00:10:10,146 --> 00:10:15,550 Ow-wee! I hurt my hand on this rigid material you used to make the egg. 176 00:10:15,552 --> 00:10:17,251 It's tissue paper! 177 00:10:18,287 --> 00:10:20,221 Yes! But it is two-ply. 178 00:10:30,465 --> 00:10:35,136 You think dressing Ravi like a chicken is going to help him be popular? 179 00:10:35,138 --> 00:10:38,372 He's an eagle! Ready to spread his wings and fly! 180 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:45,279 He better fly, because people will be lined up in the hallway to pluck him. 181 00:10:47,717 --> 00:10:51,152 Did you practice this opening dance move last night? 182 00:10:57,226 --> 00:10:59,360 Does this answer your question? 183 00:11:09,338 --> 00:11:10,571 So, no? 184 00:11:12,241 --> 00:11:15,176 I practiced that for six hours! 185 00:11:16,144 --> 00:11:18,079 I did not do any of my homework... 186 00:11:18,081 --> 00:11:21,249 For next week. Naturally, this week is already done. 187 00:11:23,418 --> 00:11:26,587 Wait a minute? We had school this week? 188 00:11:31,526 --> 00:11:33,694 Zuri, where are you? 189 00:11:33,696 --> 00:11:37,265 Quit pouting about Stuart and I'll take you to see any movie you want! 190 00:11:37,267 --> 00:11:38,399 Within reason! 191 00:11:40,803 --> 00:11:43,571 I can't find Stuart! I think he ran away! 192 00:11:43,573 --> 00:11:45,373 Wha... Zuri's missing too! 193 00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:47,108 They're probably together. 194 00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:49,143 Oh, no! We lost the kids! 195 00:11:49,145 --> 00:11:50,645 What are we gonna do? 196 00:11:50,647 --> 00:11:52,413 Don't worry, I know how to find Zuri. 197 00:11:52,415 --> 00:11:54,815 Because your nanny-child bond is so strong 198 00:11:54,817 --> 00:11:57,485 that you've developed a sixth sense for knowing exactly where she is? 199 00:11:57,487 --> 00:11:59,754 No, no, I put a tracking device on her. 200 00:12:01,256 --> 00:12:03,257 Follow me. 201 00:12:04,861 --> 00:12:06,827 I don't get it! The app says Zuri's in the room. 202 00:12:10,232 --> 00:12:13,401 Oh, no! 203 00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:15,169 Bertram fell asleep on Zuri! 204 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,139 Help me! 205 00:12:21,209 --> 00:12:22,543 What're you looking for? 206 00:12:22,545 --> 00:12:24,211 A Zuri pancake! 207 00:12:25,881 --> 00:12:27,615 Oh, thank goodness! 208 00:12:27,617 --> 00:12:29,450 Zuri's not crushed! 209 00:12:29,452 --> 00:12:31,719 Although, I think I can hear this pillow crying. 210 00:12:34,122 --> 00:12:35,556 Here's Zuri's watch! 211 00:12:35,558 --> 00:12:38,893 I could have told you what time it was without you throwing me off the couch! 212 00:12:38,895 --> 00:12:41,696 I'm just amazed it still works. 213 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,600 Oh, great, another person in my life to hate. 214 00:12:48,904 --> 00:12:50,504 I don't want to lose my job! 215 00:12:50,506 --> 00:12:54,241 I can't go back to teaching yoga! It's too high-pressure! 216 00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:56,444 Then help me find them! 217 00:12:56,446 --> 00:13:00,281 Stuart. Little dude, let me hear you! 218 00:13:00,283 --> 00:13:02,216 Blow that conch shell, Stu-dog! 219 00:13:05,355 --> 00:13:09,590 I can't hear the signal over all those road-raging cabbies! 220 00:13:09,592 --> 00:13:14,462 And that is one of the many, many reasons we do not communicate via seashell! 221 00:13:20,837 --> 00:13:24,472 Zuri, either! And I went to all her favorite places. 222 00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:28,242 The zoo, the free sample bakery, the Rooty-Tooty Cowboy Bootery... 223 00:13:28,244 --> 00:13:31,178 Miranda Lambert's doing a chaps signing there today. 224 00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:33,647 Well, I struck out at the Flaxseed Emporium. 225 00:13:33,649 --> 00:13:36,183 - Stuart's really into fiber. - Hmm. 226 00:13:36,185 --> 00:13:40,287 Oh, probably because both of his parents are bowel surgeons. 227 00:13:40,289 --> 00:13:43,524 No, I mean how did everything get so messed up? 228 00:13:43,526 --> 00:13:45,760 I came to New York to become a famous novelist, 229 00:13:45,762 --> 00:13:48,262 fell out of a cab, then lucked into a gig as Stuart's nanny. 230 00:13:48,264 --> 00:13:50,898 And now I'm blowing it all! 231 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,767 Ah, you wouldn't understand what that's like. 232 00:13:52,769 --> 00:13:56,437 Are you kidding? You're basically me with man-hands. 233 00:13:56,439 --> 00:14:00,341 These hands aren't fit to husk Stuart's flaxseeds! 234 00:14:00,343 --> 00:14:02,843 I just can't believe they ran off without saying anything. 235 00:14:02,845 --> 00:14:06,247 Yeah. Stuart really should have put that in the note he left. 236 00:14:06,249 --> 00:14:07,948 He left a note? 237 00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:11,452 I know, right? What kid doesn't text these days? 238 00:14:13,822 --> 00:14:16,724 It says they're going to hang out under the stars. 239 00:14:16,726 --> 00:14:17,792 I just thought that meant they were going to 240 00:14:17,794 --> 00:14:22,296 Or they went somewhere where they can see the stars right now. 241 00:14:23,231 --> 00:14:25,299 I see what you're saying. 242 00:14:25,301 --> 00:14:26,867 Zuri and Stuart went to... 243 00:14:26,869 --> 00:14:28,469 - The planetarium! - Hollywood! 244 00:14:28,471 --> 00:14:30,871 Right. The planetarium. 245 00:14:30,873 --> 00:14:32,606 That makes more sense. 246 00:14:38,613 --> 00:14:41,715 Stuart, this is so romantic. 247 00:14:45,253 --> 00:14:47,021 Um, aren't you going to tell me 248 00:14:47,023 --> 00:14:51,258 my eyes twinkle brighter than all the stars in the galaxy? 249 00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,461 Nah, Stu-dog doesn't do all that. 250 00:14:55,297 --> 00:14:58,499 Well, are you going to say anything nice about me? 251 00:14:59,334 --> 00:15:01,769 You're a'ight. 252 00:15:01,771 --> 00:15:04,605 You know, I'm not so sure I like the new Stuart. 253 00:15:04,607 --> 00:15:07,007 What's not to like, babe? 254 00:15:07,009 --> 00:15:11,679 You used to be the one who did all the chasing, and now I'm doing that. 255 00:15:11,681 --> 00:15:13,747 And it is way too much work! 256 00:15:13,749 --> 00:15:16,383 I am a chasee, not a chaser! 257 00:15:16,385 --> 00:15:19,753 But, I thought you hated the way I used to come on so strong. 258 00:15:19,755 --> 00:15:24,291 Look, just because a person doesn't want to go to the party 259 00:15:24,293 --> 00:15:26,894 doesn't mean they don't want to be invited. 260 00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:29,697 So, you're saying you really liked being worshipped? 261 00:15:29,699 --> 00:15:30,898 Duh. 262 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:33,501 I want the old Stuart back. 263 00:15:33,503 --> 00:15:34,668 Really? 264 00:15:35,537 --> 00:15:36,604 Done. 265 00:15:43,745 --> 00:15:45,446 Whew! What a relief! 266 00:15:47,382 --> 00:15:49,016 Welcome back, old friend. 267 00:15:49,918 --> 00:15:52,019 Welcome back, Stuart. 268 00:15:52,021 --> 00:15:55,022 Now, let's get this universe started. 269 00:15:55,024 --> 00:15:58,092 Okay, but the beauty of the heavens 270 00:15:58,094 --> 00:16:01,328 could never compare to the beauty right in front of me. 271 00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:03,664 Aw! That's more like it. 272 00:16:08,838 --> 00:16:11,005 It's too loud! 273 00:16:11,007 --> 00:16:13,007 There are no clouds! 274 00:16:13,009 --> 00:16:15,409 This is about the Big Bang! 275 00:16:23,385 --> 00:16:24,552 Zuri? 276 00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:33,494 I am okay, but that bang was too big! 277 00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:43,704 Bertram, how did Ravi's singing lessons go? 278 00:16:43,706 --> 00:16:47,508 Let's just say there are no flowers left alive in the penthouse. 279 00:16:47,976 --> 00:16:50,044 Ugh. 280 00:16:50,046 --> 00:16:52,980 Luke, any chance Ravi's dancing is going to knock the crowd off their feet? 281 00:16:52,982 --> 00:16:56,417 The only person getting knocked off his feet will be Ravi. 282 00:16:56,419 --> 00:17:01,021 Seriously, it's like he's dancing in swim fins! 283 00:17:01,023 --> 00:17:03,891 Well, hopefully he won't get the chance to embarrass himself. 284 00:17:03,893 --> 00:17:07,428 Unless he's been secretly lifting weights, he's never getting out of that egg. 285 00:17:08,997 --> 00:17:11,065 Help! I'm stuck. 286 00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:13,601 Help me. 287 00:17:13,603 --> 00:17:15,536 I'm sorry, Zuri, it's too heavy! 288 00:17:15,538 --> 00:17:17,738 This is no job for a wordsmith! 289 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,607 Then run and get help! 290 00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:22,977 Running is also no job for a wordsmith! 291 00:17:22,979 --> 00:17:25,145 Stuart, there you are! Where's Zuri? 292 00:17:25,147 --> 00:17:26,947 She's under the scaffolding! 293 00:17:26,949 --> 00:17:30,084 Fret not, my sweet, authority figures are here! 294 00:17:30,086 --> 00:17:32,152 Someone get this off of me! 295 00:17:33,488 --> 00:17:35,556 You can't possibly lift that! 296 00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:44,198 How did you lift that? 297 00:17:46,736 --> 00:17:49,656 When one of my kids is in trouble, my super-human nanny strength kicks in. 298 00:17:50,171 --> 00:17:52,573 Oh! 299 00:17:52,575 --> 00:17:55,142 I think your nanny strength is still kicking. 300 00:17:57,112 --> 00:17:59,613 Sorry. It's kinda hard to turn it off. 301 00:17:59,615 --> 00:18:01,148 You should not have run away! 302 00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:02,016 You either, Stuart! 303 00:18:02,018 --> 00:18:04,084 You two are so grinded! 304 00:18:04,086 --> 00:18:06,453 He means grounded! 305 00:18:06,455 --> 00:18:08,722 Well, you left us no choice! 306 00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:14,561 Why should your petty squabbles get in the way of our resplendent love? 307 00:18:14,563 --> 00:18:16,664 I see Stuart 1.0 is back. 308 00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:20,534 Which is actually good news, because I need someone to do my taxes. 309 00:18:20,536 --> 00:18:24,571 I am not fudging one deduction for you until you two make up, 310 00:18:24,573 --> 00:18:26,173 so Zuri and I can hang out together. 311 00:18:27,108 --> 00:18:30,778 Well, Jessie... 312 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:35,582 Maybe you were right about me being a tad irresponsible. 313 00:18:35,584 --> 00:18:40,154 A tad? You asked the zookeeper if Stuart could swim with the polar bears! 314 00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:44,191 Jessie, do you want to make nice, or do you want an audit? 315 00:18:44,926 --> 00:18:47,127 Okay, okay! 316 00:18:47,129 --> 00:18:49,963 I'm sorry that Hudson and I didn't think about your feelings. 317 00:18:49,965 --> 00:18:51,932 And... 318 00:18:51,934 --> 00:18:55,202 I'm sure he's not as irresponsible as I thought he was. 319 00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:58,072 Thank you, Jessie! 320 00:18:58,074 --> 00:19:02,643 Okay, who wants to go base jump off the Statue of Liberty? 321 00:19:02,645 --> 00:19:05,212 Great idea! Why don't I pack a parachute for you. 322 00:19:05,214 --> 00:19:06,914 Well, thank you, Jessie! 323 00:19:11,152 --> 00:19:13,020 Jessie, where have you been? 324 00:19:13,022 --> 00:19:14,988 Well, you know how I always tell you kids, 325 00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:17,524 never run off to a planetarium closed for renovations 326 00:19:17,526 --> 00:19:19,893 because tumbling scaffolding could crush you to death? 327 00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:21,028 No. 328 00:19:22,297 --> 00:19:24,031 Well, apparently I should have. 329 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,570 Well, the audience is still here, so... No. 330 00:19:32,173 --> 00:19:35,008 Ladies and gentlemen, my apologies. 331 00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:39,079 I will not be performing the song and dance routine listed in your program. 332 00:19:39,081 --> 00:19:42,082 I am not a singer, nor a dancer, 333 00:19:42,084 --> 00:19:45,219 nor someone capable of breaking through multi-ply material. 334 00:19:46,988 --> 00:19:50,057 My talent lies in being myself. 335 00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:53,560 Oh, no! He's going to be himself. 336 00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:58,932 And now, I give you the art of cup stacking. 337 00:19:58,934 --> 00:20:02,803 After this, the only way he'll be safe from noogies is if he's home-schooled. 338 00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:04,271 Not that safe. 339 00:20:05,774 --> 00:20:07,074 Hit it, Mrs. Kipling! 340 00:20:42,677 --> 00:20:44,344 That was awesome! 341 00:20:50,618 --> 00:20:52,920 Wait, who am I supposed to give this to? 342 00:20:55,156 --> 00:20:57,257 No, Ravi. It's yours. You won! 343 00:20:57,259 --> 00:20:59,893 Oh! I'm so proud of you! 344 00:20:59,895 --> 00:21:03,030 I won? I won! Oh, joy! 345 00:21:03,032 --> 00:21:05,999 So this what being popular feels like? 346 00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:08,402 No wonder Emma is always so bubbly. 347 00:21:09,938 --> 00:21:12,840 Congratulations, Ravi. 348 00:21:12,842 --> 00:21:14,875 I'm sorry I told you to change your act. 349 00:21:14,877 --> 00:21:17,845 And I'm sorry we tried to turn you into something you're not. 350 00:21:17,847 --> 00:21:23,050 And I'm sorry, I ever bothered to get involved in your pathetic little life. 351 00:21:23,052 --> 00:21:25,285 Your apologies are accepted. 352 00:21:25,287 --> 00:21:28,956 Hey, next year let us do a family act. 353 00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:30,657 Jessie, you can be in it, too. 354 00:21:30,659 --> 00:21:32,993 Ravi, that's sweet, but no thank you. 355 00:21:32,995 --> 00:21:37,664 You know, several Walden parents have big showbiz connections. 356 00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:39,333 In that case, try to keep the audience here. 357 00:21:39,335 --> 00:21:42,002 I'm going to run upstairs and grab my baton, my tap shoes, and... 358 00:21:42,004 --> 00:21:44,165 Where am I going to find a monkey on such short notice? 359 00:21:48,076 --> 00:21:49,409 Go, go, go! 360 00:21:54,015 --> 00:21:56,250 Hey, Jess. Hey, Hudson. 361 00:21:56,252 --> 00:21:59,086 Oh no, did Stuart's parents fire you? 362 00:21:59,088 --> 00:22:01,154 Wow, you don't own a lot of stuff. 363 00:22:01,156 --> 00:22:03,156 No... 364 00:22:03,158 --> 00:22:06,193 I brought this over to show you that I am turning over a new leaf. 365 00:22:06,195 --> 00:22:08,262 These are all of my illegal fireworks. 366 00:22:08,264 --> 00:22:10,397 I will not be needing them anymore. 367 00:22:10,399 --> 00:22:13,100 Hmm. Well. that is very mature of you. 368 00:22:13,102 --> 00:22:15,202 But, I don't want them. Why don't you just throw them away? 369 00:22:15,204 --> 00:22:16,270 Sure thing. 370 00:22:23,711 --> 00:22:27,381 I meant dispose of them properly, not throw them in the fireplace! 371 00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:31,218 I have so much to learn from you about how to be a nanny. 372 00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:33,086 Well, I'll lend you my nanny handbook. 373 00:22:36,157 --> 00:22:37,758 Never mind, you'll have to get your own. 374 00:22:40,461 --> 00:22:42,296 Thanks. 375 00:22:42,298 --> 00:22:44,097 But, it's never gonna teach me to be as good with kids as you. 376 00:22:45,768 --> 00:22:46,833 The kids! 377 00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:49,870 My wallet! 378 00:22:55,109 --> 00:22:56,843 Where are they going? 379 00:22:56,845 --> 00:22:59,980 I don't know, it's not like she has any money up there. 380 00:23:01,149 --> 00:23:03,083 I hope it's not to get her diary. 381 00:23:03,085 --> 00:23:04,351 'Cause, I got that right here. 382 00:23:07,189 --> 00:23:10,757 I can't believe they just left us alone on the streets of New York. 383 00:23:10,759 --> 00:23:13,093 They are terrible nannies.