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(birds chirping, dog barking)
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(snoring)
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Let's go.
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- Sync and corrections by brayanatsix -
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♪ I'm gonna leave you anyway ♪
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♪ I'm gonna leave you anyway ♪
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♪ Gonna leave you anyway. ♪
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(water running)
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Oh, I love your shower.
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Yeah, it's a good one.
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Me and this hand nozzle thingy
have gotten very close.
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You're S.O.L, but trust
me, it's amazing.
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Oh, I use it.
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How?
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I shoot it up my butt.
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You do?
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Sure.
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Oh, yeah!
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What do you know?
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(grunts)
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(clears throat)
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What?
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You missed a step
in that process.
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Oh, no, it's just pee. Look.
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You sit to pee?
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Yeah, I sit whenever I can.
I love sitting.
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Sitting's definitely in my top
five favorite activities.
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- What are the others?
- Eating things.
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Shutting stupid
people down verbally.
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Bubble baths.
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Masturbating.
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- Where's sex?
- Eighth probably.
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- What about sex with me?
- Seventh, maybe sixth.
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Yeah, no, sex with
you, then sleeping.
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Unless I have a flying dream.
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Then you're seventh.
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(clears throat)
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What's your day like?
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Oh, you know, tedious
interactions with awful people.
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Weird. Mine, too.
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When are you gonna be home?
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My clothes from last night
are still in your dryer.
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On the late side.
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Want to give me a key
so I can get in?
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Jimmy?
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You using the hand thingy?
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Edgar can let you in.
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Yeah, but in case he's not home.
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Hey...
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Hey!
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I just meant a key to get my stuff,
I didn't mean a key like... like that.
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Okay.
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I didn't.
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- Okay.
- Okay. Good.
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- But, I mean...
- God's sake!
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(huffs)
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Seriously, what if I had, would that
be any reason to shit yourself?
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Yes.
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We've spent the last five, six
nights in a row together?
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'Cause you fall asleep after sex!
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You're like a fat guy
in an American sitcom.
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It's a key.
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It's a way to get in.
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No, it's not.
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It's...
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It's my freedom melted
down into a metal totem.
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It means that there are rights
granted and designations...
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Designated.
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No, it doesn't. It's a...
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Oh, my God, you're right.
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I am?
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I must still be hungover.
Thanks for calling me out.
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Momentary lapse of sanity.
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Jesus.
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Right, so, uh... are we
gonna hang out later or...?
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I actually have plans.
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Okay.
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Well, as my grandma used to say,
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"It's only a walk of shame if
you're capable of feeling shame."
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See you later.
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Thanks for doing all the sex stuff on me.
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- That's a frittata.
- Mm-hmm.
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It's an egg-based dish
similar to an omelet.
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I know what a frittata is.
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This one has leeks and goat cheese.
I saw the recipe on Rachael Ray.
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You're not supposed to watch her.
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The doctor said that your
obsession with her is unhealthy.
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I know, but every minute
that I'm watching her,
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I'm not doing heroin.
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Except sometimes I'm
also doing heroin.
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- You know, she asked for a key.
- Who?
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Rachael Ray.
Who do you think?
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- Rachael Ray could have a key.
- Can you believe she would do that?
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- Well, I mean, keys open doors.
- It's not a key. It's a symbol.
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- Of what?
- Of the unceasing,
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inexorable march of everything
towards predictability,
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blandness and mediocrity.
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It's the Rachael Raying of the world.
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A cozy world full of home-cooked
meals and graceful weight fluctuation?
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I'd live in that world.
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I honestly cannot sit there
and pretend not to be
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horrified by things as
unthought-out and unspecial
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as "Can I have a key," ruled
by nothing more interesting
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than animal instinct to the
point that I might as well
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be sleeping with a migratory bird
or a leatherback sea turtle.
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I'm gonna eat your frittata.
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"Can I have a key?"
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I'll tell you what...
How can you see this shit
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happening and just smile
and be okay with it?
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How do you look at the person
you're with and not just know
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that there's another person
inside who's boring and lame
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and will eventually ask
for emotional support
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and to shop together for decorative
sconces at Williams-Sonoma.
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How can you just ignore that shit?
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I don't know.
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Because you like them, I guess.
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Yeah, well...
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I don't know how to do that, so...
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Well, it makes sense
she'd be emotional today.
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I swear, if you're charting
her menstrual cycle...
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It's her birthday.
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It is?
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Mm-hmm.
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Why didn't she tell me?
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(cell phone buzzing)
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Oh, it's Gretchen's.
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I better bring it to her.
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Hand it over.
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What?
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I'm not gonna snoop.
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I'm not!
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Aw...
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Aw, this is stupid.
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Y-You are stupid.
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I'm living with the
stupidest person in America.
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Me, the smartest, and you,
the stupidest, living together.
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You seriously think I'm not
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strong enough to break
through what... ten staples?
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Have a good day at school.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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You're doing a juice cleanse?
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You disgusting cliché.
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You're going to embarrass
me at my diner.
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Don't care.
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Day five. Gretch, you
can't imagine the high.
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- Mmm, bet I can.
- No, you can't.
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Remember the time you and
Chingy snorted K off my vag?
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Aw... yeah.
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This one is almond, flaxseed and
something called "whey runoff."
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm.
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You don't understand how skinny the
wives at Paul's firm are, Gretch.
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- I can't compete.
- So, don't try.
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Those Westside women are all overly
tanned garbage monsters with fake tits.
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Hip bones jutting out of their Lululemons.
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- That's exactly what they are.
- So screw 'em.
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Screw 'em, divorce Paul,
start eating food,
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move back to the East Side,
become goddamn interesting again.
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Wow.
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If it wasn't your birthday,
I'd be really hurt.
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Sorry.
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This Jimmy thing has me all freaked out.
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I warned you about him.
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I bet you guys talk about
me all the time, huh?
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- How much it bugs me.
- Nope.
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Ew! You guys probably, like,
talk about me during sex even.
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You guys are weird.
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I didn't mean the key
thing like he took it.
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I don't think I did. We're having fun.
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- That's enough.
- It better be. He is a bad person.
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I'm a bad person.
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Ooh, are you still seeing
Mr. Fancy Director Guy?
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- It's complicated.
- Your life is so fun and complicated!
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My life used to be fun and complicated.
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- And now you're married to a banker.
- Paul is actually VP
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of Wealth Management and
Investment Strategies.
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(Gretchen snores)
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- Idiot.
- What?
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There you are.
I'm sorry, Gretchen.
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Uh, your phone keeps
going to voice mail.
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Oh, I left it somewhere. What's up?
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It's Sam. He did an interview.
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Without consulting me? Who with?
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A college paper.
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Oh. And?
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He used the word "gay"
and "faggot" 37 times.
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As in "faggot is a really terrible word"
and "gay people are the best"?
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The reporter is the president of
the Gay and Lesbian student union,
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and he's threatening to go to the Times.
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Go. Breakfast is on me.
Happy birthday.
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Nice try.
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You still have to buy me a
present... cheapskate.
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Mmm.
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(engine revving)
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(opera plays on stereo)
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(phone chimes)
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(phone buzzes, phone chimes)
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(buzzing)
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(man singing opera in Italian on stereo)
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(Jimmy sings along in Italian)
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(phone chimes)
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(Jimmy sings along)
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♪ La-la-la,
la-la-la, la, la... ♪
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(grunting)
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Oh, come on!
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(phone buzzes)
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(phone buzzes)
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(phone buzzes)
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(phone chimes)
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_
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Who the hell is Ty?!
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(bicycle brakes squeak)
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I stole you a card from CVS,
but I lost it on the way over here.
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This is serious, Sam.
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Inside, it said,
"You're not just getting older.
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You're also getting less attractive."
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You can't bribe me with flowers.
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It's a joke, because you're so
young and beautiful and shit.
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What were you thinking, doing
an interview without me there?
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To quote you,
"I get nervous at these shits."
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We were skating and messing
with college girls, and
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this skinny fool comes up and says,
can he ask some questions.
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Were you high?
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It was 10:00 in the morning.
Of course I was high.
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And the whole time,
you did not notice he was gay?
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Presumptively.
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Yeah, I mean, dude was
hella fruity, but so what?
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My generation... we don't act
different around different people,
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frontin' fake personalities.
We cool with everybody.
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Except Shitstain.
He don't like Koreans.
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'Cause of their manipulative
currency devaluation.
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And their eyes.
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You called the head of the LGBT
student union a "faggot."
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So? I call my pops that all the time.
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- Is your dad gay?
- No. He's just a faggot.
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Well, now I have to go down
there and deal with this.
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And do your job?
Oh, no, Gretchen.
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From now on, when you
receive an interview request,
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spontaneous or otherwise,
what are you gonna do?
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Politely direct 'em to your office?
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Damn straight.
Listen to Honey Nutz.
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(Sam sighs)
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Damn it.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Uh, I brought your phone.
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Oh. Awesome.
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Thanks.
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(Jimmy sputters, sighs)
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Beep, beep.
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(Jimmy clears his throat)
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Oh, you got flowers.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Buy them yourself or...?
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No.
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Ah.
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Special occasion of some sort?
258
00:12:13,656 --> 00:12:16,703
People send me flowers sometimes, Jimmy.
They want to see me happy.
259
00:12:16,704 --> 00:12:19,036
- People like me.
- Oh, I know that.
260
00:12:19,037 --> 00:12:22,132
Of course I know that.
So, what are you doing later?
261
00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:23,960
- I have plans.
- Fine! Bye.
262
00:12:23,961 --> 00:12:28,682
(Jimmy clears his throat, sniffles)
263
00:12:29,329 --> 00:12:31,721
Hey, can I get one of those?
264
00:12:31,722 --> 00:12:35,805
- These are pretty expensive.
- Don't be an asshole.
265
00:12:35,806 --> 00:12:37,351
Fine.
266
00:12:38,501 --> 00:12:40,013
You're boning my publicist, right?
267
00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,304
Used to be.
268
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:46,282
Yeah, I Googled your ass.
I liked your book.
269
00:12:46,283 --> 00:12:48,701
Really?
Thank you.
270
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:50,336
What did you like about it?
271
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:53,126
Obviously, I thought it
was, like, boring as shit.
272
00:12:53,127 --> 00:12:56,276
And clearly, you used to jack
off to Hemingway in high school,
273
00:12:56,277 --> 00:12:58,795
- but the prose was good.
- Thank you.
274
00:12:58,796 --> 00:13:00,346
Enjoy your smoke.
275
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,848
Why'd you used to be boning her?
276
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,300
I don't know.
277
00:13:04,301 --> 00:13:06,769
We were never a real thing.
278
00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:07,970
How come?
279
00:13:07,971 --> 00:13:13,109
All I know is, I don't let nobody
talk to me the way Gretch does.
280
00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:14,465
Yeah, me, neither.
281
00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:17,822
Figure she must be pretty dope
if we both let her do that.
282
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,365
(Jimmy sighs)
283
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:24,654
- Are you going back in?
- Yeah.
284
00:13:24,655 --> 00:13:26,327
Give her this for me.
285
00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:34,215
Hey, do you know someone named Ty?
286
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:48,433
Then I was, like,
"Girl, fix your weave."
287
00:13:48,434 --> 00:13:50,262
- Darren Kaplan?
- Yeah?
288
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,881
I wanted to talk to
you about Sam Halton.
289
00:13:52,882 --> 00:13:54,049
Maker's, rocks.
290
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,365
When you went into PR,
were you aware
291
00:13:56,366 --> 00:13:58,030
that you'd become an instant cliché?
292
00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:00,468
Snotty gay reporter is better?
293
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,281
(guys chuckle)
294
00:14:02,282 --> 00:14:03,723
Shoo.
295
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:06,812
What do you want?
296
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,982
I just want to make sure my client's
words aren't taken out of context.
297
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,277
Don't worry.
I'll provide lots of context.
298
00:14:12,278 --> 00:14:13,869
He's a moron.
299
00:14:13,870 --> 00:14:16,989
He's not even old enough to drink.
His opinions aren't fully formed.
300
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,472
We're on the dawn of a revolution.
301
00:14:19,473 --> 00:14:21,585
You wouldn't run around
saying the "N" word,
302
00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:24,088
but people feel free to say
"fag" whenever they want.
303
00:14:24,089 --> 00:14:26,331
He says the "N" word
all the time, too.
304
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:29,245
He called wheatgrass
the "N" word yesterday.
305
00:14:29,246 --> 00:14:34,223
He was like, "Mmm, this 'N'
word is... hella good for digestion."
306
00:14:34,224 --> 00:14:37,966
- You got anything else?
- No. It's my birthday.
307
00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:39,503
I didn't really prepare.
308
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,720
This is the point where I would
normally try flirting with you.
309
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:49,021
Okay, I tried.
310
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,679
Wait, that's it?
311
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:53,192
Look, I love my
client like the black son
312
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,312
I aborted in high school,
but maybe you're right.
313
00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:58,831
Banning words is always the misguided
byproduct of good social movements.
314
00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:01,834
So, maybe his career
is worth the sacrifice.
315
00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:04,792
I heard Caliber had a big hush budget.
316
00:15:04,793 --> 00:15:06,518
I can give you two grand... that's it.
317
00:15:06,519 --> 00:15:07,840
And he has to come give
me another interview.
318
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:08,841
Done.
319
00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:09,842
Happy birthday.
320
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:10,843
Thanks.
321
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:13,409
Congrats on choosing a
dying profession.
322
00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:30,236
She can do whatever she wants.
Just go home.
323
00:15:31,335 --> 00:15:32,891
Or go in there and ruin her date.
324
00:15:35,088 --> 00:15:37,006
Yep.
325
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:43,796
- Farts.
- Sorry.
326
00:15:43,797 --> 00:15:44,848
Lindsay, what...
327
00:15:44,849 --> 00:15:46,910
I'm saying, like, you can
tell, like, she just stuffed
328
00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:49,561
it into a bag. You know
what I mean? It's so sad.
329
00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:54,309
- Hey, Jimmy, how's it going?
- Here, honey, oh.
330
00:15:54,310 --> 00:15:57,310
- Just...
- Hey, Jimmy.
331
00:15:57,311 --> 00:15:59,126
- Nice to see you.
- Do you work here?
332
00:15:59,127 --> 00:16:01,864
Can I get a double whiskey, neat?
333
00:16:01,865 --> 00:16:07,320
Jimmy, it's Paul, Lindsay's husband?
We vacationed in Saint Lucia together.
334
00:16:07,321 --> 00:16:10,573
- Twice.
- Just get him the whiskey, Paul.
335
00:16:10,574 --> 00:16:12,825
Go.
336
00:16:12,826 --> 00:16:14,724
I lost eight pounds
since you saw me last.
337
00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:19,832
- Can you tell?
- No.
338
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,151
So, this is creepy.
339
00:16:21,152 --> 00:16:22,053
I know.
340
00:16:22,054 --> 00:16:24,610
How could you not invite me
to your birthday drinks?
341
00:16:24,611 --> 00:16:25,838
I mean you just showing up.
342
00:16:25,839 --> 00:16:29,508
- Oh, I thought you were on a date.
- How is that better?
343
00:16:29,509 --> 00:16:30,509
Why'd you think I was on a date?
344
00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:32,511
Well, a text came through on your phone.
345
00:16:32,512 --> 00:16:34,265
- You snooped?
- No, I... I couldn't
346
00:16:34,266 --> 00:16:36,058
figure out your password, so...
347
00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:39,518
What are we doing, Jimmy?
348
00:16:43,991 --> 00:16:45,074
Happy birthday, you.
349
00:16:45,075 --> 00:16:47,739
It's from a winery in La Cañada
I'm a partial investor of.
350
00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:51,632
Oh, where the 2 meets the 210.
351
00:16:51,633 --> 00:16:53,727
Yeah, they say it's our
Rhine Valley.
352
00:16:53,728 --> 00:16:56,786
Thanks, Ty.
353
00:16:56,787 --> 00:16:58,609
Uh, Gretchen, this is Element.
354
00:16:58,610 --> 00:17:01,674
- LMN?
- Element.
355
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:07,077
- Like Oxygen, Hydrogen.
- Arsenic, Radon.
356
00:17:07,078 --> 00:17:09,427
- Ty Wyland.
- Sorry, Twine what?
357
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,141
Ty Wyland.
358
00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:13,618
(whispering) I don't understand
what he's saying.
359
00:17:15,522 --> 00:17:17,779
Uh, grab yourselves drinks.
We're right over there.
360
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:19,976
We actually can't stay.
361
00:17:19,977 --> 00:17:20,833
Uh, we have a fund-raiser
362
00:17:21,361 --> 00:17:23,546
for this very promising
Guatemalan reform candidate.
363
00:17:23,547 --> 00:17:29,318
Ooh, heavily into Central American
politics, are you, Element?
364
00:17:29,319 --> 00:17:33,539
Well.
Happy birthday, again.
365
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:36,683
(whispers) I need to see you. Soon.
366
00:17:38,412 --> 00:17:41,589
Nice to see you guys. Okay.
367
00:17:45,886 --> 00:17:48,221
So that's why you didn't invite me.
368
00:17:48,222 --> 00:17:50,166
Also, I wanted to spare
you Becca and Vernon.
369
00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:55,205
Homeslice! Get your balls over here.
What? It's Jimmy.
370
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:59,519
You could have just told me it was your
birthday and you were hanging with...
371
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:00,923
friends.
372
00:18:00,924 --> 00:18:02,035
I wouldn't have come.
373
00:18:02,036 --> 00:18:04,671
It's not my fault my birthday
came two weeks after
374
00:18:04,672 --> 00:18:06,673
we started... whatever we're doing.
375
00:18:06,674 --> 00:18:08,675
You thought he was
coming alone.
376
00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:10,843
I didn't ask for any of this to happen,
377
00:18:10,844 --> 00:18:12,049
in this order.
378
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:17,717
You didn't do anything wrong. Okay?
379
00:18:17,718 --> 00:18:19,445
Look, I'm gonna go, okay?
380
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:20,637
No, stay.
381
00:18:20,638 --> 00:18:22,639
What, now that he's gone?
382
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,856
Don't be a dick.
383
00:18:23,857 --> 00:18:24,857
Fine.
384
00:18:24,858 --> 00:18:28,611
But if I'm in danger of getting
into conversation with anyone
385
00:18:28,612 --> 00:18:32,649
really annoying, just
kick me under the table.
386
00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:34,567
Deal.
387
00:18:37,955 --> 00:18:39,822
Hey, guys.
388
00:18:39,823 --> 00:18:41,240
This is Jimmy.
389
00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:44,577
He's a... guy I'm sleeping with.
390
00:18:48,248 --> 00:18:51,084
Jimmy. Sit next to me.
391
00:18:51,085 --> 00:18:53,636
Paul, can you get me a backup drink?
392
00:18:53,637 --> 00:18:55,505
Go.
393
00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:01,144
She asked me not to tell you.
394
00:19:01,145 --> 00:19:03,146
You're not my friend anymore.
395
00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:05,148
Can I still live with
you rent-free?
396
00:19:05,149 --> 00:19:06,149
I guess so, yeah.
397
00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:08,401
It was good to see you.
398
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,943
Um... hey, guys.
399
00:19:10,944 --> 00:19:12,989
Nice pull. Bec didn't tell
me you were hitting that.
400
00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:14,440
Because I had no idea.
401
00:19:14,441 --> 00:19:18,264
Jimmy, you got to see this photo
my colorectal guy just texted.
402
00:19:18,265 --> 00:19:19,612
- It's sick.
- No.
403
00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:20,613
Aw!
404
00:19:20,614 --> 00:19:21,614
Just...
405
00:19:21,615 --> 00:19:22,749
Your loss.
406
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,584
I'm getting us Jagerbombsters.
407
00:19:24,585 --> 00:19:27,120
- Ugh.
- Jagerbombsters!
408
00:19:27,121 --> 00:19:31,273
Did it even occur to you to tell me
that you're sleeping with Gretchen?
409
00:19:32,092 --> 00:19:33,392
No.
410
00:19:33,393 --> 00:19:37,217
You and Gretchen are poison people.
This is going to end so badly.
411
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,681
I know, right?
412
00:19:38,682 --> 00:19:41,517
(laughs, sighs)
413
00:19:49,643 --> 00:19:51,527
I'm glad you came tonight.
414
00:19:51,528 --> 00:19:52,979
Stop.
415
00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:55,531
Tough shit. I am.
416
00:19:55,532 --> 00:19:58,818
You are growing on me,
Jimmy... Stupid-Three-Names.
417
00:19:58,819 --> 00:20:00,486
You're drunk.
418
00:20:00,487 --> 00:20:03,206
Thanks. Ditto.
419
00:20:03,207 --> 00:20:07,126
There is no way that that model
is as good in bed as you are.
420
00:20:07,127 --> 00:20:10,797
I know, right?
Okay, that's weird.
421
00:20:10,798 --> 00:20:12,331
Sorry about the key thing.
422
00:20:12,332 --> 00:20:15,134
Oh, yeah, speaking of which, I should
probably take back the one I gave Sam.
423
00:20:15,135 --> 00:20:16,335
That was my main key.
424
00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:19,672
- You gave Sam a key?
- To give to you, yeah.
425
00:20:19,673 --> 00:20:22,842
Wait, so you wanted
me to have a key?
426
00:20:22,843 --> 00:20:26,012
No, I just didn't want
you to be mad at me.
427
00:20:26,013 --> 00:20:29,565
I'm not. I'm just
embarrassed for asking.
428
00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:31,818
Okay, good.
429
00:20:31,819 --> 00:20:35,855
- Wait, he never gave you the key?
- No.
430
00:20:35,856 --> 00:20:37,774
(rattles door handle)
431
00:20:41,528 --> 00:20:43,362
Oh, shit.
432
00:20:43,363 --> 00:20:44,363
Hey, guys.
433
00:20:44,364 --> 00:20:46,365
What the hell are you doing?
434
00:20:46,366 --> 00:20:47,366
Sorry.
435
00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:51,504
- We needed a place.
- For what?
436
00:20:51,505 --> 00:20:52,505
Hey.
437
00:20:52,506 --> 00:20:53,952
You're gay?
438
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,923
No...
439
00:20:55,924 --> 00:20:59,101
but this nigga sucks really good dick.
440
00:21:02,142 --> 00:21:05,551
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