1 00:00:01,834 --> 00:00:02,917 The cure is right there. 2 00:00:02,918 --> 00:00:04,397 If you don't drink her blood, 3 00:00:04,398 --> 00:00:05,690 you're making a choice, Bill. 4 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,210 I'm choosing the true death. 5 00:00:07,234 --> 00:00:08,813 I want you to release me. 6 00:00:08,837 --> 00:00:09,837 I release you. 7 00:00:10,737 --> 00:00:12,059 You and me, we used to be... 8 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:12,682 together. 9 00:00:12,706 --> 00:00:13,866 You walk out on me right now, 10 00:00:13,876 --> 00:00:14,902 you and me are through. 11 00:00:14,926 --> 00:00:15,735 I'm sorry, Brigette. 12 00:00:15,759 --> 00:00:17,289 I'm really sorry to bother you. 13 00:00:17,290 --> 00:00:18,812 Brigette called me. Listen, Bubba. 14 00:00:19,256 --> 00:00:21,334 Brigette. We ain't gonna have sex tonight. 15 00:00:21,739 --> 00:00:24,284 I'm gonna teach you how not to have sex with someone. 16 00:00:24,944 --> 00:00:26,326 You say we're royalty, 17 00:00:26,350 --> 00:00:28,789 but other than the vampire-killing light ball 18 00:00:28,813 --> 00:00:30,351 that I can only use once, 19 00:00:30,375 --> 00:00:33,033 I can't think of a single advantage in being what we are. 20 00:00:33,057 --> 00:00:34,370 Where'd you go Sam? 21 00:00:34,394 --> 00:00:34,935 Sookie. 22 00:00:34,959 --> 00:00:36,105 Sam's gone. 23 00:00:36,655 --> 00:00:37,655 He's gone. 24 00:00:37,679 --> 00:00:39,113 We track down Miss Newlin, 25 00:00:39,137 --> 00:00:40,548 and we synthesize her blood 26 00:00:40,572 --> 00:00:43,324 and distribute it worldwide as a product-- New Blood. 27 00:00:43,348 --> 00:00:44,489 You're gonna sell me? 28 00:00:44,513 --> 00:00:47,230 - Why? - New Blood's not a permanent fix, Sarah. 29 00:00:47,254 --> 00:00:48,719 But you're the real deal. 30 00:00:48,743 --> 00:00:50,899 Does Sookie Stackhouse know about Sarah? 31 00:00:50,923 --> 00:00:52,123 Stop. 32 00:00:52,162 --> 00:00:52,773 She knows. 33 00:00:52,797 --> 00:00:54,348 Where does Miss Stackhouse live? 34 00:00:54,372 --> 00:00:55,372 May I call on you? 35 00:00:55,379 --> 00:00:57,019 Would it be better if I came to you? 36 00:00:57,242 --> 00:00:58,242 No. 37 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:00,128 I'm on my way. 38 00:01:09,331 --> 00:01:11,516 You wanted to talk... 39 00:01:11,550 --> 00:01:13,385 talk. 40 00:01:13,436 --> 00:01:18,440 This room, it's where I first called on you, 41 00:01:18,474 --> 00:01:20,392 where I met your grandmother and your brother. 42 00:01:20,443 --> 00:01:22,143 If you're feeling this nostalgic, Bill, 43 00:01:22,145 --> 00:01:25,146 I gotta ask, what the fuck? 44 00:01:25,197 --> 00:01:29,617 'Cause to my mind, nostalgia and suicide don't mix. 45 00:01:31,737 --> 00:01:34,155 You deserve everything, Sookie. 46 00:01:34,157 --> 00:01:35,790 You deserve the world. 47 00:01:35,825 --> 00:01:39,911 What if all I want right now is to see you live? 48 00:01:39,962 --> 00:01:42,997 You have to look to your future. 49 00:01:42,999 --> 00:01:44,549 What does it look like with me in it? 50 00:01:44,583 --> 00:01:46,468 I don't want to have this conversation. 51 00:01:46,502 --> 00:01:48,169 We've been down this path before. 52 00:01:48,220 --> 00:01:51,473 That's because for us all roads lead to this path. 53 00:01:51,507 --> 00:01:53,425 How many times have you sworn me off? 54 00:01:53,476 --> 00:01:56,511 How many times have you promised. yourself no more vampires? 55 00:01:56,513 --> 00:01:58,229 And yet here we are again. 56 00:01:58,264 --> 00:02:03,017 You're choosing to die 'cause I have no self-respect? 57 00:02:03,019 --> 00:02:05,437 - That makes a lot of sense. - That is not what I'm saying. 58 00:02:05,488 --> 00:02:07,238 Then what are you saying? 59 00:02:07,273 --> 00:02:10,442 Because I swear to God I'm afraid that you're gonna drop dead any minute 60 00:02:10,493 --> 00:02:13,528 and I'll never know why the fuck you're doing this. 61 00:02:14,997 --> 00:02:16,698 Why are you doing this? 62 00:02:16,749 --> 00:02:19,617 This disease, Sookie... 63 00:02:21,036 --> 00:02:24,122 it's made me feel more human than I've ever felt before. 64 00:02:24,173 --> 00:02:26,541 Even when I was human. 65 00:02:26,543 --> 00:02:27,876 On the way over here tonight, 66 00:02:27,878 --> 00:02:30,879 I stopped by my family's graves. 67 00:02:30,930 --> 00:02:34,599 Caroline's, Sarah's, Thomas's, and mine. 68 00:02:36,302 --> 00:02:38,186 Mine is a lie. 69 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:40,555 I should be with them. 70 00:02:40,557 --> 00:02:42,440 It's where I belong. 71 00:02:42,475 --> 00:02:44,442 - No. - Sookie. 72 00:02:46,028 --> 00:02:49,147 We're born, we grow, and we learn, 73 00:02:49,198 --> 00:02:52,033 and we have children, and... 74 00:02:52,067 --> 00:02:54,152 maybe we get to meet our children's children, 75 00:02:54,203 --> 00:02:56,454 but-- but then we pass on 76 00:02:56,489 --> 00:02:59,207 and that-- that is a life. 77 00:03:01,127 --> 00:03:03,661 And if we stayed together, I would be denying you 78 00:03:03,712 --> 00:03:06,131 the best parts of that. 79 00:03:06,165 --> 00:03:08,416 Do you understand? 80 00:03:08,418 --> 00:03:10,468 Even just a little? 81 00:03:12,304 --> 00:03:13,922 Mm-hmm. 82 00:03:15,674 --> 00:03:18,593 I've seen you around children, 83 00:03:18,595 --> 00:03:20,845 seen how you light up around them. 84 00:03:22,648 --> 00:03:24,482 I would hate for you to never know what that feels like, 85 00:03:24,517 --> 00:03:26,184 to have children of your own. 86 00:03:30,072 --> 00:03:33,024 Then why don't you just break up with me? 87 00:03:34,527 --> 00:03:37,662 If I can't swear you off, why don't you swear me off? 88 00:03:37,696 --> 00:03:39,581 Because I can't. 89 00:03:40,950 --> 00:03:42,951 'Cause I love you too much. 90 00:03:48,507 --> 00:03:50,341 I want you to help me. 91 00:03:52,845 --> 00:03:54,512 Help you? 92 00:03:54,547 --> 00:03:58,299 What do you fairies call it? 93 00:03:58,301 --> 00:04:00,134 The ultimate kindness. 94 00:04:02,304 --> 00:04:04,138 What? 95 00:04:07,810 --> 00:04:09,611 You want me to kill you? 96 00:04:09,645 --> 00:04:11,312 Are you fucking kidding me? 97 00:04:11,314 --> 00:04:14,866 Use your light on me and you will be done with vampires forever. 98 00:04:16,285 --> 00:04:18,319 If you don't, there's gonna be a line of suitors 99 00:04:18,370 --> 00:04:19,988 from here to the gates of Hell 100 00:04:19,990 --> 00:04:22,457 trying to call you theirs. 101 00:04:22,491 --> 00:04:24,876 Do you realize what you're asking me to do? 102 00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:28,913 Sookie, what you are is extraordinary. 103 00:04:28,964 --> 00:04:30,832 But so is being human. 104 00:04:30,883 --> 00:04:32,834 All I'm asking you is the same question 105 00:04:32,885 --> 00:04:34,802 that you've been asking yourself every day 106 00:04:34,837 --> 00:04:36,504 since the first day that we met. 107 00:04:36,555 --> 00:04:39,307 It's what you've always wanted-- 108 00:04:39,341 --> 00:04:41,392 a normal life. 109 00:04:43,679 --> 00:04:45,313 Show me the true death. 110 00:04:47,483 --> 00:04:50,768 And you'll be setting us both free. 111 00:04:50,819 --> 00:04:52,687 - I think you should go. - Sweetheart-- 112 00:04:52,689 --> 00:04:54,939 Please don't make me rescind your invitation. 113 00:05:06,335 --> 00:05:07,919 Will you at least think about it? 114 00:05:07,953 --> 00:05:11,706 Believe me, I'm thinking about it. 115 00:05:25,675 --> 00:05:29,675 ♪ True Blood 7x10 ♪ Thank You Original Air Date on August 24, 2014 116 00:05:29,676 --> 00:05:35,676 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 117 00:05:35,701 --> 00:05:39,755 ♪ When you came in the air went out ♪ 118 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:48,296 ♪ And every shadow filled up with doubt ♪ 119 00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:53,385 ♪ I don't know who you think you are ♪ 120 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:56,888 ♪ But before the night is through ♪ 121 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:02,310 ♪ I want to do bad things with you ♪ 122 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:09,484 ♪ I'm the kind to sit up in his room ♪ 123 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:16,908 ♪ Heart sick and eyes filled up with blue ♪ 124 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:22,714 ♪ I don't know what you've done to me ♪ 125 00:06:22,748 --> 00:06:26,751 ♪ But I know this much is true ♪ 126 00:06:28,087 --> 00:06:31,223 ♪ I want to do bad things with you ♪ 127 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,658 ♪ Ow, ooh ♪ 128 00:06:49,692 --> 00:06:53,945 ♪ I want to do real bad things with you. ♪ 129 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:16,518 I'm so sorry, Eric. 130 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,523 Eric. 131 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:24,476 - Unchain her. - What? 132 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,811 Unchain her, Pamela. 133 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:30,031 Are you just winging it or do you have a plan here? 134 00:07:30,066 --> 00:07:32,150 - I'm setting her free. - What? 135 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,985 You are? 136 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:37,205 If you don't want to do it, I'll do it myself. 137 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,542 Thank you. 138 00:07:40,576 --> 00:07:42,544 Oh, don't get too excited, sweetheart. 139 00:07:42,578 --> 00:07:44,129 We're gonna catch up with you. 140 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,167 In case you've forgotten, Eric, 141 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:50,835 the whole world's lookin' for her. 142 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:52,053 If Gus doesn't know about the tunnel, 143 00:07:52,088 --> 00:07:53,471 why not just crawl out with her? 144 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:56,925 Because, Pamela Swynford De Beaufort, 145 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,678 we are going to kill Mr. Gus 146 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:02,397 and we're gonna steal New Blood from him. 147 00:08:02,431 --> 00:08:06,151 I've tried trusting, I've tried sharing, 148 00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:08,904 and it's just not fuckin' working for me. 149 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,990 Now, are you with me or not? 150 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:15,277 Oh, I am so fucking with you. 151 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,862 I thought you might be. 152 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:25,954 I'm gonna remove your gag and you're not gonna make a peep, understood? 153 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:31,042 Attagirl. 154 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:39,301 Now Pam's gonna feed you some of her blood. 155 00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:41,853 Open your mouth. 156 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,443 Now, with her blood inside you, 157 00:08:48,477 --> 00:08:52,781 she can always find you so long as you're frightened. 158 00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:58,286 Are you... frightened? 159 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,373 Good. 160 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:04,376 You should be because wherever you go, 161 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:08,380 whoever you talk to, whatever you do, 162 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:11,166 everybody wants you dead. 163 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:18,223 Which means that, as much as Pamela and I hate you, 164 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:21,343 we're the best friends you got. 165 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:25,597 So talk to no one, find a safe place, 166 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:28,683 and wait for her to find you. 167 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,438 - Mr. Gus! - Help! 168 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,358 - Sarah escaped! - Help us! 169 00:09:43,699 --> 00:09:45,083 How'd she get out of here? 170 00:09:45,117 --> 00:09:47,002 There's a tunnel. 171 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:02,133 - You let her go? - We sure did. 172 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:10,475 - Let him go. - I thought you were gonna kill him. 173 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:14,396 Humans are slow. 174 00:11:36,479 --> 00:11:38,613 There you are. 175 00:11:38,647 --> 00:11:42,200 Sarah Newlin eatin' garbage. 176 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:44,235 Who would've thunk it? 177 00:11:48,991 --> 00:11:50,575 You wanna know why I'm here? 178 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:54,078 Sure, I'll bite. Why are you here? 179 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,748 This is where Eric turned Willa. 180 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,750 Question-- 181 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,252 if I didn't know that, how come you do? 182 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:03,338 It was in Bill Compton's book. 183 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,589 Hmm, it was. 184 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,391 Must've skipped that chapter. 185 00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:08,927 To be honest, I kinda skimmed the whole thing, 186 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,813 looking for the parts that were about me. 187 00:12:16,018 --> 00:12:18,436 I'm a horrible person, aren't I? 188 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:22,190 Yes, dear. You are. 189 00:12:24,193 --> 00:12:27,996 Which is why I think I would make 190 00:12:28,030 --> 00:12:30,331 a kick-ass vampire. 191 00:12:30,366 --> 00:12:32,867 Don't you? 192 00:12:34,036 --> 00:12:36,955 - You're serious? - As a heart attack. 193 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,541 Will you turn me? 194 00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:43,928 Absolutely not. 195 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,130 But I would work my ass off for you. 196 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,383 I have spent my entire adult life 197 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:51,135 trying to be the best woman behind the man I could be, 198 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,605 and maybe the problem all along 199 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:56,724 is I was meant to be the woman 200 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,860 behind the woman. 201 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,983 So you're just gonna be a lesbian now. 202 00:13:06,402 --> 00:13:10,538 If you made me a vampire, yes. 203 00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:13,324 I would do things for you. 204 00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:17,579 Or you could do things to me. 205 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,965 However you wanna play it. 206 00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:25,420 I figured since Tara's gone-- 207 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,506 Don't you dare talk to me about Tara. 208 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:31,392 Do you understand me? 209 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,852 I wouldn't let you go down on me 210 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:44,022 for a billion dollars. 211 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:48,192 And as for me going down on you, 212 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:51,863 there's not enough money in the world. 213 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:55,783 But there is one thing I want from you. 214 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,119 What? 215 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,338 Your blood. 216 00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:02,340 Ah! 217 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:05,877 I haven't been vaccinated yet. 218 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,729 Jessica. 219 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,918 Howdy, Vampire Bill. 220 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,336 Hoyt Fortenberry. 221 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,471 I thought you had moved to Alaska. 222 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,759 Yes, sir, I did, but I came back for my mama's funeral. 223 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,561 - Oh. - I know. 224 00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,346 I think I'm here to stay. 225 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:02,066 Well, I for one am glad to hear it. 226 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,318 Yeah. 227 00:15:03,352 --> 00:15:05,153 Did you get that bag of blood I left for you? 228 00:15:05,187 --> 00:15:06,821 Well, I did find a bag of blood, 229 00:15:06,855 --> 00:15:08,272 but I didn't know it was from you. 230 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,159 I don't want you to die, Bill. 231 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,829 That's what I came to say. 232 00:15:14,863 --> 00:15:16,331 I know you don't, sweetheart. 233 00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:17,832 But also... 234 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,955 I wanted to say that I will be fine. 235 00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:28,626 On the way over, I-- I thought about it, and... 236 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:33,014 that's what I would want to hear from me... 237 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,550 if I was you. 238 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,221 So that's what I came up with. 239 00:15:44,309 --> 00:15:46,811 I'm never gonna understand why you're doing this, 240 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:51,482 but one way or another, I'll figure out a way to accept it. 241 00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:56,154 And I will, Bill. 242 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,289 I will be okay. 243 00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:04,379 Thank you, Jess. 244 00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:06,831 That's exactly what I needed to hear. 245 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:15,506 - You're warm. - Yeah, I know. 246 00:16:18,093 --> 00:16:20,845 - Thank you for bringing her home. - Yes, sir. 247 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,264 And if there's anything I can do for you... 248 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,604 Your decision to stay-- 249 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:33,491 I assume that Jessica's part of the reason for that? 250 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,195 She's the whole reason. 251 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:43,284 I apologize in advance for being presumptuous, 252 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,036 but I guess as a dying man 253 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:48,172 I get to take certain liberties. 254 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:54,095 You think that you might one day 255 00:16:54,129 --> 00:16:58,382 get around to asking Jessica to marry you? 256 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:01,219 Whoa, Bill-- oh, my God. 257 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,521 Hoyt, I'm so, so sorry. 258 00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,885 No, it's really early to be having those con-- 259 00:17:05,909 --> 00:17:07,195 Yes, sir, I do. 260 00:17:09,027 --> 00:17:10,611 Mm-hmm. 261 00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:15,733 What do you say, Jess? 262 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,985 You wanna make an honest man outta me one day? 263 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,156 Hoyt, could I have a minute with Bill alone? 264 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,628 We need to talk. 265 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,388 - Jess, I'm sorry, but-- - Quiet. 266 00:17:38,423 --> 00:17:42,059 Just listen, okay? 267 00:17:43,846 --> 00:17:45,968 I wish that I hadn't spent an embarrassingly 268 00:17:45,992 --> 00:17:47,766 huge amount of my childhood 269 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,183 dreaming about my wedding day. 270 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,153 I wish that I was above all of that, but I am not. 271 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,356 I might be a vampire, Bill, 272 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,860 but I am also a girl. 273 00:18:00,445 --> 00:18:03,030 And what just happened down there 274 00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:06,250 isn't anything like what I dreamed about. 275 00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,670 Jess, he loves you. 276 00:18:09,705 --> 00:18:11,789 He doesn't know me. 277 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,041 His memories of me start yesterday. 278 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:17,795 That's more than enough time to fall in love with someone. 279 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,548 When it's real, it can happen in an instant. 280 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,225 May I explain myself? 281 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:36,314 - You can try. - Ahem. 282 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,574 I had already been made vampire 283 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:51,245 before my human daughter Sarah got wed... 284 00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:58,219 so it goes without saying that I didn't get to give her away. 285 00:18:59,504 --> 00:19:02,089 Never even met the man she married. 286 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:09,313 I don't know how much time I have left, Jess. 287 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:15,353 But it's not gonna be very long. 288 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,856 And I guess I... 289 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:22,860 I just wanted to know that you'd be spoken for 290 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,413 before I leave this place. 291 00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:33,838 Could I get a hug? 292 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,257 Of course you can. 293 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,851 Bill? 294 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:53,557 Would you mind waiting up here 295 00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,776 while Hoyt and I have a little talk? 296 00:19:57,479 --> 00:19:59,280 What are you gonna tell him? 297 00:20:02,818 --> 00:20:06,704 That if he does really want to marry me... 298 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,710 I wonder if it could be today. 299 00:20:44,609 --> 00:20:46,027 Tara, wait up! 300 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,829 I can't! Why don't you hurry up? 301 00:20:48,864 --> 00:20:51,666 Because it's too slippery. 302 00:20:53,702 --> 00:20:56,620 Wait up! You're too fast! 303 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,790 If the rain did to your hair what it does to mine, 304 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,676 you'd be fast, too. 305 00:21:10,607 --> 00:21:13,362 Oh, dear. Now, you sit down. 306 00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:16,524 How many times have I told you girls 307 00:21:16,558 --> 00:21:19,443 when you get caught in the rain like that, 308 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,979 you call me and I'll come and pick you up? 309 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,148 Aw, come on, Gran. It was fun. 310 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:27,201 Plus, we get hot chocolate this way. 311 00:21:27,235 --> 00:21:30,154 Oh, you got me figured out, do ya? 312 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,490 - Mm-hmm. - Oh. 313 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:35,292 Thanks, Miss Stackhouse. 314 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:39,330 - You're both welcome. - Thank you, Gran. 315 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:41,382 I'm gonna go fetch y'all some clothes. 316 00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:43,167 Back in a jiff. 317 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,807 Wonder when Jason's gonna get home. 318 00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:53,511 Hope Miss Stackhouse pick out something cute for me. 319 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:54,678 You like Jason? 320 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:57,264 Stay outta my head, Sookie Stackhouse! 321 00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:59,350 I'm sorry, I can't help it. 322 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:02,653 - It ain't fair. - I said I'm sorry. 323 00:22:02,687 --> 00:22:05,189 Who do you like? 324 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:06,524 I don't like anybody. 325 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:10,077 You know my secret. You have to tell me yours. 326 00:22:10,112 --> 00:22:11,862 If I liked anybody, I would, 327 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:15,366 but boys are nasty. 328 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,168 They think nasty thoughts. 329 00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:20,121 So you don't ever wanna get married and have a family? 330 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,507 Of course I do, but I just don't see how I'm ever going to is all. 331 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:24,251 Stop it! 332 00:22:24,275 --> 00:22:26,275 I don't want to hear you talking like that. 333 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:29,296 You can have any kind of life you want. 334 00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:31,599 You can persevere. 335 00:22:31,633 --> 00:22:36,020 Anything you want, Sookie, you are entitled to it. 336 00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:38,389 There are no limits on you 337 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,225 if you don't put them on yourself. 338 00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:46,897 I need to know that you understand me. 339 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,367 I understand. 340 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:56,574 If I'm not around, you hold her to it, Tara. 341 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:58,125 Would you do that for me? 342 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,294 Yes, Miss Stackhouse. 343 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:24,602 Oh, hi. Is Jason here? 344 00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:26,821 I'm his sister, Sookie. 345 00:23:26,855 --> 00:23:29,740 I'm Brigette. It's nice to meet you. 346 00:23:29,774 --> 00:23:31,108 Likewise. 347 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:34,028 So, Jason's still sleeping, but come on in. 348 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,496 Thanks. 349 00:23:40,035 --> 00:23:41,952 I'm sorry if this is awkward, 350 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,121 but I kinda need to speak to him. 351 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,507 Why should it be awkward? 352 00:23:46,541 --> 00:23:49,460 'Cause you're wearing his boxers and whatnot. 353 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,262 Oh. 354 00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:54,131 - We didn't sleep together or anything. - Seriously? 355 00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,799 I broke up with Hoyt last night. 356 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,268 I can't believe she thinks 357 00:23:57,302 --> 00:23:58,969 - I would do something like that. - Do you know Hoyt? 358 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,938 Although I'll be damned if Jason 359 00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:03,524 isn't the sweetest man I ever met. 360 00:24:03,558 --> 00:24:07,311 You're Hoyt's girlfriend from Alaska? 361 00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:11,065 Up till last night I was, yeah. 362 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,450 Should I not ask? 363 00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:18,239 Do you want to wake him up or should I? 364 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,708 Oh, you don't wake Jason up without coffee. 365 00:24:20,742 --> 00:24:23,127 Well, I looked in his cupboards, but all I could find was instant. 366 00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:25,546 That's 'cause he's disgusting. 367 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,887 Jason? 368 00:24:32,921 --> 00:24:36,006 Wake up. I got coffee. 369 00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:43,647 - Careful, it's hot. - What's going on? 370 00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:48,435 It's Bill. 371 00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:52,106 He asked me to kill him with my light ball. 372 00:24:53,858 --> 00:24:55,492 What the hell? 373 00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:57,361 He says he wants me to have a normal life 374 00:24:57,363 --> 00:25:01,749 with kids and everything, 375 00:25:01,783 --> 00:25:04,084 but with him in the world, I never will. 376 00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:05,869 Wow. 377 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,459 - What are you thinking? - I don't know what to think. 378 00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:13,127 He looks so sick 379 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:16,130 and I feel so awful. 380 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:19,049 I mean, he deserves to be put out of his misery 381 00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:22,219 and Lord knows I've been back and forth on this 382 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:24,555 so many times, I can't count. 383 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:27,224 Is being what I am 384 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:29,944 a curse or a blessing? 385 00:25:29,978 --> 00:25:33,397 But now that somebody's actually asking me to give it up... 386 00:25:35,483 --> 00:25:37,901 I ain't so sure that I want to. 387 00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:40,137 And even then, 388 00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:43,907 I ain't sure that I could, 389 00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:46,744 even if I did know I wanted to. 390 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:53,751 - Sook, are you-- - What? 391 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:57,254 Are you asking for advice from me? 392 00:25:57,256 --> 00:25:59,556 No, not really. 393 00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:02,926 Good, 'cause I got no idea what to tell you to do. 394 00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:05,396 But I can promise you this. 395 00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:08,148 I will love you either way. 396 00:26:08,183 --> 00:26:09,600 I love you, too. 397 00:26:11,519 --> 00:26:14,154 - Oh, that's me. - I'll get it! 398 00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:20,944 Son of a bitch. 399 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:22,913 - That's Brigette. - Yeah, we met. 400 00:26:22,947 --> 00:26:25,115 - - Um, Jason? 401 00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:28,535 - It's Hoyt. - Thanks. 402 00:26:32,957 --> 00:26:34,591 What? 403 00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:36,960 Listen, I got kind of a strange question for you 404 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:39,380 considering how we left things last night. 405 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:40,714 Jessica said we were... 406 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,433 - Hey, uh, Sook? - Jessica? 407 00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:44,051 Is Jason already on the phone with Hoyt? 408 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:46,353 Oh, don't even worry about it, man. 409 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,807 Will you be my best man? 410 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,142 Your best man? 411 00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:53,977 You wouldn't happen to have anything 412 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:58,065 that could pass for, um, a wedding dress, would you? 413 00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:02,152 What the hell went on last night? 414 00:27:10,662 --> 00:27:12,212 You ready, green thumb? 415 00:27:12,247 --> 00:27:13,714 Oh, yeah. 416 00:27:13,748 --> 00:27:15,299 Oh, here, let me. 417 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:17,551 - Oh, thanks. - I gotcha. 418 00:27:17,585 --> 00:27:20,637 - Throw those in the trunk? - Uh, back seat. 419 00:27:25,176 --> 00:27:27,344 Sook, listen... 420 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,480 I know today-- 421 00:27:29,514 --> 00:27:32,316 well, it's gotta be a tough day to be going to a wedding. 422 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:35,185 Doesn't matter. 423 00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:37,187 If Jessica wants to do this for Bill, 424 00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:40,274 then I'm damn well gonna do it for both of them. 425 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:43,610 Mind holdin' these? 426 00:28:12,307 --> 00:28:15,359 Well, I ain't never been to a vampire wedding before. 427 00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:16,944 Well, there's a first time for everything. 428 00:28:16,978 --> 00:28:19,780 Did they say why they were gettin' hitched so fast? 429 00:28:19,814 --> 00:28:22,649 Nope, all they said was could I perform the ceremony 430 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:24,067 and to come on over. 431 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,652 She can't be pregnant, can she? 432 00:28:25,703 --> 00:28:27,571 Oh, I don't think so. 433 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:29,206 But wouldn't that be cool if she was? 434 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,708 - Cute little baby vamp. - With his little tiny teeth. 435 00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:33,794 - Breastfeeding would be a bitch. - Hell, yeah. 436 00:28:33,828 --> 00:28:37,247 - Sheriff Bellefleur? - Yeah, Vampire Bill? 437 00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:39,249 Is the front door closed? 438 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,471 It is now. 439 00:28:44,506 --> 00:28:47,508 Would you mind having a word with me in my office? 440 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,761 'Course. Hopefully this won't take too long. 441 00:28:50,763 --> 00:28:52,346 - Don't worry about us. - Oh, no, no. 442 00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:55,432 We'll just be snoopin'! 443 00:28:57,602 --> 00:29:01,655 I just love how fancy it is. 444 00:29:01,689 --> 00:29:03,357 Take a seat. 445 00:29:07,612 --> 00:29:11,081 I heard you were sick, but I didn't expect it to be this bad. 446 00:29:11,115 --> 00:29:12,749 Please. 447 00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:21,258 I need to ask you a favor. 448 00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:23,343 Mm-kay. 449 00:29:23,378 --> 00:29:27,464 Like you said, there's a lot of history between us, 450 00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:29,516 not all of it good. 451 00:29:29,551 --> 00:29:34,104 Legally speaking, with your grandmother not fit and all, 452 00:29:34,138 --> 00:29:37,274 you're my eldest remaining heir. 453 00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:40,394 We're family, remember? You and I. 454 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,363 I remember. 455 00:29:43,398 --> 00:29:47,150 When I found out I was unwell, I went to see an attorney, 456 00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:51,488 see if I could will my home to Jessica. 457 00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:54,708 It's kind of a long story, but it turns out that I can't, 458 00:29:54,742 --> 00:29:57,327 which means that when I die, 459 00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:59,746 this house will pass over to you. 460 00:29:59,797 --> 00:30:01,331 Well, I-- 461 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:04,167 I can't accept this house. 462 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,720 For all kinds of reasons. 463 00:30:06,754 --> 00:30:10,841 I'm asking if you will rent it to Jessica and Hoyt 464 00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:13,844 for the sum of $1 a month. 465 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:18,899 And if, for whatever reason, they forget to pay, 466 00:30:18,933 --> 00:30:22,185 maybe you can look away. 467 00:30:24,188 --> 00:30:26,740 Copy that, Vampire Bill. 468 00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:30,110 Consider it done. 469 00:30:38,953 --> 00:30:41,421 Oh. 470 00:30:41,456 --> 00:30:43,790 - On this side. - Yep. 471 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,595 - Like that? - Yeah. 472 00:30:49,847 --> 00:30:51,682 Brigette still at your place? 473 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,769 Yeah. 474 00:30:56,804 --> 00:31:00,274 She, uh-- she leaves tonight. 475 00:31:00,308 --> 00:31:01,775 Yeah. 476 00:31:01,809 --> 00:31:04,278 When you left for here, you tell her where you were going? 477 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:10,817 I mean... 478 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,870 Whew, man, I feel like shit. 479 00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:15,989 You think maybe I should call her and just say, you know, I'm-- 480 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,576 That right there is a terrible fuckin' idea is what that is. 481 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:21,878 Sorry about your eye. 482 00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:24,715 And I'm sorry about your tie. Come here, man. 483 00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:31,922 If taking a hit from a heavyweight 484 00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:36,093 is the price I had to pay to get you back in my life, 485 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:39,930 I'd take one every day of the week and twice on Sunday. 486 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,734 There you go. 487 00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:50,157 Whew, I'm just... 488 00:31:50,191 --> 00:31:51,942 starting to freak out a little bit. 489 00:31:51,944 --> 00:31:53,276 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 490 00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:56,029 I'm pretty sure this ceremony ain't exactly legal. 491 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,032 Oh. 492 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:02,869 I seen this old movie, "Regarding Henry," 493 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,006 and Harrison Ford 494 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,009 plays a big city lawyer guy named Henry. 495 00:32:09,043 --> 00:32:12,963 And when he gets into some kinda accident-- I can't remember what, 496 00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:15,515 but he gets amnesia 497 00:32:15,550 --> 00:32:19,469 and he has to relearn everything. 498 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,972 He don't even know the people in his life. 499 00:32:21,974 --> 00:32:25,359 Man, I feel just like Henry. 500 00:32:26,894 --> 00:32:28,445 He-- he was shot. 501 00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:30,147 Who? Who was? 502 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,315 - Henry. - You saw it, too. 503 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:35,369 Uh, we rented it together. 504 00:32:36,988 --> 00:32:38,989 You see? 505 00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:42,075 I want you to listen to me, Hoyt. 506 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,827 It's been a long fuckin' week 507 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:45,629 and it's been a weird fuckin' week, 508 00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:48,131 but I've figured something out along the way. 509 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:52,836 We gotta live every day like it's our last, man. 510 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:54,471 And if we do that, 511 00:32:54,505 --> 00:32:57,891 it puts everything in "prescription" for us. 512 00:32:59,343 --> 00:33:03,263 If I was to tell you the world was gonna end tomorrow... 513 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,233 who would you want to wake up next to? 514 00:33:06,267 --> 00:33:08,985 - Jessica. - Mm-hmm. 515 00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:13,073 Don't that tell you everything you need to know? 516 00:33:13,107 --> 00:33:14,524 Yeah. 517 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:16,660 Then get the hell out there, man. 518 00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:19,863 Let's go out there and make some new memories. 519 00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:22,249 Let me help you here, man. 520 00:33:22,283 --> 00:33:24,418 Let's do this shit, Bubba. 521 00:33:24,452 --> 00:33:26,203 Let's do this shit. 522 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:28,422 Let's do it! 523 00:33:37,882 --> 00:33:40,550 Fuckin' A. 524 00:33:50,394 --> 00:33:51,812 Yeah? 525 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,397 They sent me up here to see if y'all were just about ready. 526 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:57,150 Um, just puttin' on the final details. 527 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:58,735 Two minutes. 528 00:33:58,737 --> 00:33:59,610 Can I see her? 529 00:33:59,634 --> 00:34:01,571 I could really use another set of eyes. 530 00:34:01,572 --> 00:34:03,406 - Why, you don't trust me? - No, no, I trust you. 531 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:04,991 - It's just-- - I'm kidding. 532 00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:10,247 Oh, girl, you don't need another minute. 533 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:13,049 You're perfect. 534 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,803 Here they come! 535 00:34:25,429 --> 00:34:27,647 Everything all right? 536 00:34:27,682 --> 00:34:30,734 Jessica was just wondering if you felt up to walkin' her down the aisle. 537 00:34:30,768 --> 00:34:32,602 Of course. 538 00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:34,488 She's in the foyer. 539 00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:47,951 Oh, Jess. 540 00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:57,711 You look so beautiful, you know. 541 00:35:10,808 --> 00:35:14,311 Aw. 542 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,569 You got this. 543 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,162 Are you sure you're okay? 544 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:33,914 I'm okay. I'm great. 545 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,049 Okay. 546 00:35:40,755 --> 00:35:43,006 Arlene, would you mind turning down the music? 547 00:35:43,008 --> 00:35:45,225 Oh, shit, I forgot. 548 00:35:50,514 --> 00:35:53,683 I am so sorry. Go ahead, y'all. 549 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:59,155 I brought some notes so I don't mess this up. 550 00:35:59,190 --> 00:36:01,358 I hope y'all don't mind. 551 00:36:04,912 --> 00:36:06,529 Please be seated. 552 00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:11,835 We are all gathered here today 553 00:36:11,869 --> 00:36:13,336 to celebrate the relationship 554 00:36:13,371 --> 00:36:16,923 of Jessica Hamby and Hoyt Fortenberry 555 00:36:16,958 --> 00:36:20,594 and to be witnesses and supporters 556 00:36:20,628 --> 00:36:23,096 of the commitment they share with one another. 557 00:36:23,130 --> 00:36:26,433 Together, we're a group of the most important people in their lives 558 00:36:26,467 --> 00:36:29,052 and they've brought us here to publicly recognize 559 00:36:29,054 --> 00:36:30,971 that we've all played a special part 560 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:33,139 in the love that they share today. 561 00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:38,395 Who gives Jessica away in marriage to this man? 562 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:41,531 I do. 563 00:36:50,825 --> 00:36:53,877 - No, don't go. - I'll be sitting right here. 564 00:36:53,911 --> 00:36:56,246 I'm right behind you. 565 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:59,582 It's a beautiful thing, fathers and daughters. 566 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:02,335 So happy, so much pain. 567 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:04,304 Don't let them see. 568 00:37:04,338 --> 00:37:07,390 Be here, be present. 569 00:37:07,425 --> 00:37:10,427 - So happy. 570 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,928 What? 571 00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:13,396 Nothing. 572 00:37:13,431 --> 00:37:15,065 You all right? 573 00:37:15,099 --> 00:37:17,434 I'm fine. 574 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:21,938 I love you, Sookie Stackhouse. 575 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:24,107 I love you with everything I'm made of. 576 00:37:24,109 --> 00:37:26,526 Who gives Hoyt away in marriage to this woman? 577 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:28,161 Uh, I do. 578 00:37:28,195 --> 00:37:31,915 But Hoyt and me, we already hugged it out, so you carry on, Father. 579 00:37:33,617 --> 00:37:36,836 Before we move on to the vows, I just want to say one thing. 580 00:37:36,871 --> 00:37:40,457 The state of Louisiana, the United States of America, 581 00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:43,009 may not recognize this union, 582 00:37:43,044 --> 00:37:44,794 but for my money, 583 00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:48,098 there ain't a doubt in my mind that God does. 584 00:37:48,132 --> 00:37:51,634 The love you two share is beautiful. 585 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,471 And love is love, 586 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:56,106 plain and simple. 587 00:37:56,140 --> 00:37:58,141 Amen. 588 00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:00,193 Uh, have you all written down any thoughts 589 00:38:00,227 --> 00:38:02,145 you wanna share with one another? 590 00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:04,781 Uh, the thing is, there wasn't really much time. 591 00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:07,450 No, it's okay, I didn't-- I didn't write anything down either. 592 00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:08,618 Thank God. 593 00:38:08,652 --> 00:38:11,154 What about rings? Do you have any? 594 00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:13,039 - I ain't got no ring. - Uh... 595 00:38:13,074 --> 00:38:15,375 It's all good. We'll improvise. 596 00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:19,212 Hoyt, please take Jessica's hand 597 00:38:19,246 --> 00:38:21,748 and repeat after me. 598 00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:27,053 I give you my heart as a symbol of our love. 599 00:38:28,339 --> 00:38:31,925 I give you my heart as a symbol of our love. 600 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:35,261 For today and tomorrow and for all the days to come. 601 00:38:35,312 --> 00:38:37,230 For today and tomorrow and for all the days to come. 602 00:38:37,264 --> 00:38:40,850 I want this for you so badly. 603 00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:43,820 So badly for you to have this. 604 00:38:43,854 --> 00:38:47,240 Please, Sookie. Set yourself free. 605 00:38:47,274 --> 00:38:49,109 Jessica, repeat after me. 606 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,362 I give you my heart as a symbol of our love. 607 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:56,199 I give you my heart as a symbol of our love. 608 00:38:56,201 --> 00:38:56,843 For today-- 609 00:38:56,867 --> 00:38:59,118 For today and tomorrow and tomorrow night 610 00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:01,204 and all of the nights to come, 611 00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:02,789 and we had really better hurry this thing up 612 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,001 - because I am running out of tissues. - On it. 613 00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:08,378 Thank you. 614 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:11,631 And know that my love is present even when I am not. 615 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:15,351 And know that my love is present even when I am not. 616 00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:18,972 Okay, good. You two are almost hitched. 617 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:21,141 Jessica, do you take this man to be your husband? 618 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:24,060 Do you promise to love him, honor and keep him 619 00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:27,280 in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others 620 00:39:27,314 --> 00:39:31,151 be faithful to him, as long as you both shall live? 621 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,569 I do. 622 00:39:32,571 --> 00:39:34,404 Hoyt, do you take this woman to be your wife? 623 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,157 Do you promise to love her, honor and keep her 624 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:40,326 in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others 625 00:39:40,377 --> 00:39:42,745 be faithful to her as long as you both shall live? 626 00:39:42,747 --> 00:39:45,165 - I do. - Excellent. 627 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:48,585 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 628 00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:50,920 You may kiss your vampire bride. 629 00:40:07,271 --> 00:40:09,439 Sook... 630 00:40:09,441 --> 00:40:10,824 are you all right? 631 00:40:10,858 --> 00:40:15,445 'Cause you ain't said a word since Bill's house. 632 00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:17,831 I could hear Bill's thoughts. 633 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:22,118 - Huh? - I could hear him, Jason. 634 00:40:22,169 --> 00:40:23,953 I could hear him thinking. 635 00:40:24,004 --> 00:40:26,789 What the fuck? 636 00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:28,758 I thought that wasn't even possible. 637 00:40:28,792 --> 00:40:31,344 So did I, but last night he was saying 638 00:40:31,378 --> 00:40:33,513 how this disease is making him feel 639 00:40:33,547 --> 00:40:37,100 more human than he's ever felt before. 640 00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:39,969 I guess he didn't know how right he was. 641 00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:41,971 Huh. 642 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,726 Well, what did-- what was he thinking? 643 00:40:48,145 --> 00:40:50,196 All the right things. 644 00:40:50,231 --> 00:40:53,983 Everything that you want somebody who loves you to be thinking about you. 645 00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:58,037 Except for the part about him still wanting to die at your hand. 646 00:40:58,072 --> 00:40:59,489 Yeah, except for that. 647 00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:02,825 Um, can you just give us a sweet little second? 648 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:04,077 Oh, yeah. Sure. 649 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,628 Thanks. 650 00:41:05,663 --> 00:41:07,797 She's sweet on you, you know. 651 00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:10,416 No, no, she ain't. 652 00:41:10,467 --> 00:41:11,668 I was listening to her this morning. 653 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,920 Sook, I don't wanna hear it. 654 00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:16,890 Can I just say one thing and then I'll shut up? 655 00:41:16,924 --> 00:41:19,225 - I swear. - Go on. 656 00:41:20,761 --> 00:41:24,180 I get that you've got some kind of personal growth story 657 00:41:24,231 --> 00:41:26,015 going on in your head about all this, 658 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:29,686 but if you were to somehow wind up sleeping with her 659 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:31,187 on the way to the airport... 660 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:33,239 No way, no how. 661 00:41:33,274 --> 00:41:36,859 I'm just gonna put her on the plane. That's it. 662 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:40,863 I'm just saying, if you do... 663 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:43,082 I approve. 664 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,169 I like her, and I think you do, too. 665 00:41:48,455 --> 00:41:50,873 I ain't gonna be no girlfriend fucker again. 666 00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:54,210 I get that... 667 00:41:54,212 --> 00:41:58,464 but we just came from Hoyt's wedding. 668 00:41:58,515 --> 00:42:00,600 She ain't his girlfriend anymore. 669 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,304 So nice to meet you. 670 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,723 You, too, Sookie. 671 00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:09,442 Bye, Brigette. 672 00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:11,945 Thank you. 673 00:42:16,283 --> 00:42:17,951 You ready? 674 00:42:17,985 --> 00:42:19,152 Hmm. 675 00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:21,487 Yeah, put that on. 676 00:42:50,351 --> 00:42:52,568 Reverend Daniels? 677 00:42:54,104 --> 00:42:55,605 Miss Stackhouse? 678 00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:57,774 Is it okay if I come in? 679 00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,493 Of course it is, sweetheart. 680 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:07,784 - What are you workin' on? - This week's sermon. 681 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:10,169 Do you always write in church? 682 00:43:10,204 --> 00:43:14,090 Not always, but when the words don't want to come out, 683 00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:16,376 I come in here to think. 684 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,761 It makes me feel... 685 00:43:18,796 --> 00:43:20,847 closer to God. 686 00:43:21,882 --> 00:43:23,299 Does He talk to you? 687 00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:26,469 - Not once. - That's a shame. 688 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,555 'Cause I could really use His advice right about now. 689 00:43:32,559 --> 00:43:36,195 Well, when you got in your car and drove over here, 690 00:43:36,230 --> 00:43:39,615 now, you didn't expect to find God sitting here, did you? 691 00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:42,318 I'm assuming you came to talk to me. 692 00:44:00,671 --> 00:44:03,389 The world used to be a whole lot simpler, didn't it? 693 00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:06,342 Till a couple years ago, 694 00:44:06,344 --> 00:44:10,396 we thought there was no such thing as vampires. 695 00:44:10,431 --> 00:44:12,849 Hell, and werewolves or werepanthers 696 00:44:12,851 --> 00:44:14,767 or shapeshifters or anything like that. 697 00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:16,185 Mm-hmm. 698 00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:17,737 Why do you think these sermons of mine 699 00:44:17,771 --> 00:44:19,689 are getting harder and harder to write? 700 00:44:19,691 --> 00:44:21,190 You know what I am, right? 701 00:44:21,241 --> 00:44:23,326 You're a telepath. 702 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,027 I'm a fairy. 703 00:44:25,029 --> 00:44:27,747 - No kiddin'. - I wish I were. 704 00:44:28,866 --> 00:44:31,701 Well, I'll be. 705 00:44:33,003 --> 00:44:37,290 Do you believe that God made us all 706 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:40,510 as He meant us to be, or... 707 00:44:40,544 --> 00:44:44,213 do you think that some of us are just... 708 00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:46,048 mistakes? 709 00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:52,221 I heard about all you've done for this town, 710 00:44:52,223 --> 00:44:54,190 and believe it or not, Sookie, 711 00:44:54,224 --> 00:44:58,311 most folks are saying we wouldn't be here without you. 712 00:44:59,446 --> 00:45:01,280 How can you think for one second 713 00:45:01,315 --> 00:45:03,566 that you're a mistake? 714 00:45:03,568 --> 00:45:07,787 But what if I just want to lead a normal life? 715 00:45:07,821 --> 00:45:10,490 What if I'm tired of being what I am? 716 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:14,577 Am I sinning against God if I decide not to be? 717 00:45:14,628 --> 00:45:16,045 Now hold-- hold on a second. 718 00:45:16,079 --> 00:45:19,916 Are you saying that you can un-fairy yourself? 719 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:22,585 Oh, that's another story, then, 720 00:45:22,636 --> 00:45:26,923 because, yes-- yes, I believe we are all as God made us, 721 00:45:26,925 --> 00:45:30,810 but I also believe He doesn't have to lead our lives 722 00:45:30,844 --> 00:45:33,679 and He doesn't have to walk in our shoes. 723 00:45:34,932 --> 00:45:37,266 What I'm getting at is God wouldn't have given us 724 00:45:37,317 --> 00:45:39,152 these amazing brains we've got 725 00:45:39,186 --> 00:45:41,854 if He didn't expect that, at some point, 726 00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:44,907 we were gonna start using 'em to make our own decisions, 727 00:45:44,942 --> 00:45:47,360 to exercise our free will. 728 00:45:50,864 --> 00:45:53,115 Does that help at all? 729 00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:55,117 I think so. 730 00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:57,203 I hope so. 731 00:45:57,254 --> 00:46:00,089 Thank you, Reverend Daniels. 732 00:46:00,123 --> 00:46:02,041 Any time. 733 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:11,884 I know it's not my place, but you want some advice about that sermon? 734 00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:15,221 Honey, I'll take advice wherever I can find it. 735 00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:18,224 Tell them help is on its way. 736 00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:21,527 Tell them it will all be over soon. 737 00:46:23,230 --> 00:46:25,448 How do you know that? 738 00:46:25,482 --> 00:46:27,950 I just do. 739 00:46:35,576 --> 00:46:37,293 Hello? 740 00:46:38,662 --> 00:46:41,714 I've made all the arrangements with the cemetery. 741 00:46:42,799 --> 00:46:45,218 I'll meet you there at sundown. 742 00:48:35,612 --> 00:48:37,279 Sookie? 743 00:48:39,199 --> 00:48:42,368 I've been standing here for a while, 744 00:48:42,419 --> 00:48:46,255 and all I can think about is... 745 00:48:47,874 --> 00:48:50,009 why do you have a coffin? 746 00:48:50,043 --> 00:48:53,763 There were so very many of us soldiers 747 00:48:53,797 --> 00:48:57,683 whose bodies never returned home. 748 00:49:00,137 --> 00:49:02,388 I suppose they thought that coffins would be 749 00:49:02,439 --> 00:49:05,141 more palatable for the families. 750 00:49:05,143 --> 00:49:07,526 I don't want to do this. 751 00:49:07,561 --> 00:49:09,712 I know you don't. 752 00:49:22,909 --> 00:49:25,327 I can't let go. 753 00:49:32,586 --> 00:49:34,470 It's time. 754 00:50:00,947 --> 00:50:02,865 Thank you. 755 00:50:58,672 --> 00:51:00,222 What is it? 756 00:51:00,257 --> 00:51:02,758 It's a photograph. 757 00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:05,227 My daughter and me. 758 00:51:05,262 --> 00:51:08,597 I gave it to her just before leaving for war. 759 00:51:11,351 --> 00:51:14,904 You might want to get in before I lose my nerve. 760 00:51:34,624 --> 00:51:36,375 I'm ready. 761 00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:43,098 - Bill? - Yeah? 762 00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:48,137 I'll never forget you. 763 00:51:48,139 --> 00:51:50,306 I wish I could say the same, 764 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:53,192 but I don't know what happens next. 765 00:52:34,184 --> 00:52:36,819 Sookie? 766 00:52:36,853 --> 00:52:40,689 When I asked you this morning if you realize what it was 767 00:52:40,740 --> 00:52:42,575 you were asking me to give up... 768 00:52:42,659 --> 00:52:44,276 Yeah? 769 00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:50,449 I don't think I understood the gravity of it myself. 770 00:52:54,704 --> 00:52:57,122 This is who I am. 771 00:52:57,173 --> 00:52:59,041 It's part of my truth, 772 00:52:59,043 --> 00:53:01,343 just like Jason's my brother 773 00:53:01,378 --> 00:53:04,630 and my parents are my parents. 774 00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:08,050 They're a part of me... 775 00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,888 whether I like it or not. 776 00:53:12,939 --> 00:53:17,192 And you, Bill... 777 00:53:19,229 --> 00:53:21,697 you're a part of me, too. 778 00:53:23,650 --> 00:53:26,068 And you always will be. 779 00:53:28,204 --> 00:53:31,040 But I can't do this for you. 780 00:53:31,074 --> 00:53:33,709 I'm sorry. 781 00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:49,141 Do you still want to die? 782 00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,845 Please. 783 00:54:39,642 --> 00:54:41,894 Are you sure now? 784 00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:45,864 I'm sure. 785 00:54:45,899 --> 00:54:48,817 I love you, Bill Compton. 786 00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:54,123 I love you, too. 787 00:57:54,037 --> 00:57:55,971 Are you fatigued? 788 00:57:56,005 --> 00:58:00,509 Plagued by veins and uncontrollable cravings? 789 00:58:00,511 --> 00:58:03,178 Do you fear the true death? 790 00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:06,398 Hi, my name is Eric Northman. 791 00:58:06,432 --> 00:58:08,100 I'm a thousand-year-old vampire 792 00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:11,320 and president and CEO of New Blood. 793 00:58:12,689 --> 00:58:16,191 Not too long ago, though, I was just like you-- 794 00:58:16,242 --> 00:58:20,862 sick, despondent, waiting to die. 795 00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:23,699 But that's when Miss De Beaufort here tracked me down 796 00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:27,586 and found me in an abandoned wine cellar in the south of France. 797 00:58:27,620 --> 00:58:29,705 Pamela. 798 00:58:29,707 --> 00:58:33,258 When I found Mr. Northman, I barely recognized him. 799 00:58:33,293 --> 00:58:37,379 He was no longer the invincible Viking vampire god 800 00:58:37,430 --> 00:58:39,348 who turned me over a hundred years ago. 801 00:58:39,382 --> 00:58:42,267 He had given up, but I hadn't, 802 00:58:42,302 --> 00:58:46,021 because I had a hunch there was a cure out there, 803 00:58:46,055 --> 00:58:50,392 contained within the body of Sarah Newlin. 804 00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:54,196 Oh-ho-ho, we all remember Miss Newlin. 805 00:58:54,230 --> 00:58:56,148 She was the televangelist's wife 806 00:58:56,199 --> 00:58:58,734 who had a second career as an international mass murderer 807 00:58:58,818 --> 00:59:01,119 before disappearing into thin air. 808 00:59:01,154 --> 00:59:04,406 But not before swallowing the antidote to Hepatitis V. 809 00:59:04,457 --> 00:59:06,208 All of the antidote. 810 00:59:06,242 --> 00:59:10,629 So together, Eric and I set out to track Miss Newlin down. 811 00:59:10,663 --> 00:59:13,165 Well, we never caught Miss Newlin. 812 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:15,167 She narrowly escaped our grasp 813 00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:18,253 by jumping through the rear window of a home she had been hiding in. 814 00:59:18,304 --> 00:59:22,674 We did, however, find a few drops of her blood on a shard of glass. 815 00:59:22,725 --> 00:59:24,810 So we rushed Miss Newlin's blood 816 00:59:24,844 --> 00:59:28,563 to our team of world-class scientists in Stockholm, Sweden, 817 00:59:28,598 --> 00:59:30,515 and Miss De Beaufort's hunch paid off 818 00:59:30,566 --> 00:59:35,020 when they synthesized it into this. 819 00:59:36,522 --> 00:59:39,274 - New Blood. 820 00:59:56,459 --> 00:59:58,176 ♪ Maison Creole ♪ 821 00:59:58,211 --> 01:00:01,013 ♪ That's the place where the lovers go ♪ 822 01:00:01,047 --> 01:00:03,715 ♪ When your man leaves to go outta town ♪ 823 01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:06,601 ♪ Call me up, you know that I'll come around ♪ 824 01:00:06,636 --> 01:00:09,604 ♪ We can go, yeah, where nobody's gotta know... ♪ 825 01:00:09,639 --> 01:00:11,723 - Turkey's in! - Thanks, hon! 826 01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:14,393 ♪ The Maison Creole ♪ 827 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:17,562 ♪ Maison Creole, watch out ♪ 828 01:00:17,613 --> 01:00:19,481 ♪ So, baby, if you're looking... ♪ 829 01:00:19,483 --> 01:00:21,149 - Gotcha, Daddy! - Ah! 830 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,068 You got me again. 831 01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:24,569 Honey. 832 01:00:24,620 --> 01:00:27,656 - Okay, it's time to go. - It's time to go. 833 01:00:27,658 --> 01:00:30,492 - Oh. - Daddy's hungry, baby. Oh, yeah. 834 01:00:30,543 --> 01:00:31,743 - Jason? - Yeah? 835 01:00:31,794 --> 01:00:33,495 You could help me, you know. 836 01:00:33,497 --> 01:00:35,163 - Yeah, uh, give me that. - We need this. 837 01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:36,631 - Thank you. - Thank you. 838 01:00:36,666 --> 01:00:38,550 You wanna come with Daddy? Yeah! 839 01:00:38,584 --> 01:00:39,718 Come on, baby. 840 01:00:41,254 --> 01:00:42,804 Goin' long, baby! 841 01:00:43,950 --> 01:00:44,950 Oh! 842 01:00:44,974 --> 01:00:47,008 - Come on, Victoria. - See? 843 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:48,393 See that throw, man? 844 01:00:48,428 --> 01:00:50,178 - I did see that throw. - Sam. 845 01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:52,230 - That was good. - Hey, Sookie. 846 01:00:52,265 --> 01:00:53,849 - Hi. - Oh, I know. 847 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:56,735 Baby doll. 848 01:01:01,407 --> 01:01:03,075 Show me some tits! 849 01:01:04,944 --> 01:01:09,197 58, 59, 60. 850 01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:11,867 It's been a pleasure doing business with you, Maurice, 851 01:01:11,869 --> 01:01:13,118 but your time is up. 852 01:01:13,169 --> 01:01:15,049 May I please have just one more minute? 853 01:01:18,541 --> 01:01:20,258 $100,000 for a minute with her. 854 01:01:20,293 --> 01:01:22,844 - That was the deal. - Do you take credit cards? 855 01:01:22,879 --> 01:01:25,347 Cash only. Get the fuck out! 856 01:01:29,552 --> 01:01:31,136 Toodles. 857 01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:49,037 Don't look at me like that. 858 01:01:50,573 --> 01:01:53,241 Go away. 859 01:01:53,243 --> 01:01:54,910 Leave me alone! 860 01:01:54,961 --> 01:01:58,130 Oh, come on, Sarah. 861 01:01:58,164 --> 01:02:01,249 It's Thanksgiving! 862 01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:05,253 Let's say what we're thankful for. 863 01:02:05,304 --> 01:02:07,589 Personally, I'm thankful 864 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,258 that you're losing your fuckin' mind. 865 01:02:11,594 --> 01:02:15,847 Which means, as a figment of your imagination, 866 01:02:15,898 --> 01:02:20,101 I am never going away. 867 01:02:20,103 --> 01:02:24,189 I get to be here to haunt you 868 01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:27,409 every day for the rest of your life. 869 01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:33,081 And maybe even after that. 870 01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:36,868 Now you go. 871 01:02:36,919 --> 01:02:39,425 What are you thankful for, Sarah? 872 01:02:39,426 --> 01:02:44,026 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 873 01:02:44,043 --> 01:02:45,927 Nothing. 874 01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:59,107 - ♪ If the sun refused to shine... ♪ - Oh, I got you! 875 01:03:01,110 --> 01:03:05,146 ♪ I would still be loving you ♪ 876 01:03:06,732 --> 01:03:11,736 ♪ When mountains crumble to the sea ♪ 877 01:03:13,489 --> 01:03:17,492 ♪ There will still be you and me ♪ 878 01:03:22,548 --> 01:03:26,585 ♪ Kind woman, I give you my all ♪ 879 01:03:28,304 --> 01:03:33,008 ♪ Kind woman, nothing more ♪ 880 01:03:34,343 --> 01:03:39,598 ♪ Little drops of rain whisper of the pain ♪ 881 01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:44,269 ♪ Tears of loves lost in the days gone by ♪ 882 01:03:46,606 --> 01:03:49,157 ♪ My love is strong ♪ 883 01:03:49,191 --> 01:03:51,610 ♪ With you there is no wrong ♪ 884 01:03:51,661 --> 01:03:56,081 ♪ Together we shall go until we die ♪ 885 01:03:56,115 --> 01:03:58,333 ♪ My, my, my ♪ 886 01:03:58,367 --> 01:04:04,372 ♪ Inspiration's what you are to me ♪ 887 01:04:04,423 --> 01:04:10,178 ♪ Inspiration, look, see ♪ 888 01:04:29,865 --> 01:04:35,170 ♪ And so today my world, it smiles ♪ 889 01:04:36,472 --> 01:04:41,176 ♪ Your hand in mine, we walk the miles ♪ 890 01:04:42,378 --> 01:04:47,716 ♪ Thanks to you, it will be done ♪ 891 01:04:47,750 --> 01:04:53,722 ♪ For you to me are the only one ♪ 892 01:04:54,657 --> 01:04:57,492 ♪ All right, yeah ♪ 893 01:04:57,526 --> 01:05:03,365 ♪ Happiness, no more be sad ♪ 894 01:05:03,399 --> 01:05:09,637 ♪ Happiness, I'm glad. ♪