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Welcome to the NBC Primetime Preview.
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With your hosts,
Ken Marino and Casey Wilson.
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- And right there. And drop it! Great.
- Perfect.
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- Oh, hello everyone.
- Hi.
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- I didn't know you were coming.
- Really?
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Then why did you spend
2 and 1/2 hours in hair and makeup?
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I was in what I was in.
Hello, everyone.
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I'm Hollywood adjacent's
Ken Marino.
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And I'm America's sweetheart,
Casey Wilson.
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You probably don't know us
from the hit show, Marry Me,
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'cause it hasn't premiered yet.
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You're about to see quite
a lot of us every Tuesday night
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- at 9:00...
- 8:00 central.
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AfterThe Voice
starting October 14th.
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- Why are we here?
- Oh!
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Well, we're here currently...
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- ...on the set of our new show.
- Ooh.
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And we'd like to spend just
a few minutes introducing to you
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- ...NBC's exciting fall lineup.
- Ooh.
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Right? Why not?
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That's exactly
what we want to do.
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And not at all what we were
contractually forced to do
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- ...under threat of termination.
- I'm not going anywhere.
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Now let's kick this thing off
with a show
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everybody's talking about,
The Voice!
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- Yes.
- Oh, my God!
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- The Voice.
- The Voice!
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I love The Voice.
♪ The Voice ♪
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♪ Voi-Voi-Voice ♪
♪ I love-- ♪
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- Have not seen it.
- I have not heard of it at all.
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I mean, I'll do you
one better.
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Is it a show?
That's an honest question.
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It sounds made-up to me.
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Sync and Corrected by er1ck9
www.addic7ed.com
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An artist is an artist.
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That's what I love
about The Voice.
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It's allowed all of us
to express ourselves.
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I'm looking next to me
and I see Pharrell here,
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Adam here, and I had this kind
of realization of like,
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"I love this show."
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Yes!
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You came out like a trumpet.
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Do you like fashion?
I have four clothing lines.
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I don't have four
clothing lines,
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but I do have two trophies
from winning The Voice.
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I have three trophies from
The Voice and a credit card.
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We'll go buy you
some damn clothes
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if that's important to you.
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♪ That's how strong
my love is ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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Gwen brings this very honest,
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very humble power to the table.
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It's crazy because
you're looking
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at her and you're going,
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"Oh, my God,
that's Gwen Stefani."
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- Don't look into her eyes.
- The experience I have.
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It's kind of cool,
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'cause it makes me
really reflect on what
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I've done and be so grateful.
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I think I might have
the longest career.
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- Oh, wow.
- When I was your age
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is when I started listening
to her records.
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- I'm starting to like you.
- I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
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Pharrell brings
this huge heart.
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At first I thought,
"Is he really this nice?"
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They're going to fight
each other
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- with rainbows and happiness.
- Ladies first.
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See? The first handful
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of cotton candy has been thrown.
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My expectation
is that it would be work
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that I would enjoy,
but I was wrong.
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I know what to do
with that voice.
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I know what to do with
that soulful voice of yours.
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I know what to do
with that voice.
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It's not been any work at all.
It's just been fun.
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All I'm saying is...
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He knows what to do
with that voice.
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♪ Oh, won't you ♪
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♪ stay with me, yeah ♪
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The Voice is 'The' show.
It blows my mind.
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I don't think I knew
what I was signing up for.
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This show became an institution.
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Make him...
♪ happy ♪
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Nice.
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♪ One, two, three,
turn around ♪
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You blew us all away.
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We won! We did it!
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As she's turning around,
I got so Gwen.
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You're just like.
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It's always
about building their dreams.
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This is their lives,
this is their chance.
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You're 16 years old,
which is crazy.
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You're already so much better
at singing than Blake is.
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My mama must be crying
right now.
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♪ One, two, three,
turn around ♪
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It's going to be one
of those times in my life
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i know that I'm going
to look back and go,
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"that was incredible."
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I love you so much.
I love you too, boo.
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I think I'm going to throw up.
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- Wow.
- Wow.
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- Wow!
- Wow!
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- The Voice!
- The Voice!
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- I love The Voice.
- I get it.
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- It's about singing.
- Hey, NBC, two words.
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God bless.
Yeah, keep 'em coming.
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I mean, that thing's got legs.
Which in Hollywood means,
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"it's got really sexy legs."
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And I'm looking at you,
Blake Shelton.
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AfterThe Voice,
you've gotThe Blacklist.
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I mean, whoo!
Yeah, this one's
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a juggernaut,
an absolute beast.
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Oh, yeah.
There is not one person
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on the planet
who has not seen this show.
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- Except for me.
- And me.
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I have not seen a frame.
Not a frame.
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No.
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Last season, the world's
most wanted criminal surrendered
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and America got to meet Red.
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It's called The Blacklist.
That sounds exciting.
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I'm talking about
the criminals who matter.
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The ones you
don't even know exist.
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Reddington,
I hate working with the man.
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He's dangerous, amoral.
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I can strip and reassemble
this weapon in two minutes.
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- Please...
- Once I have it reassembled,
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I'm going to empty that mag
into your head.
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That's really messed up.
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Everything we've done,
none of this would
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have been possible
if it weren't for him.
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Good evening, ambassador.
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- If you hurt him...
- Oh, my goodness.
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You really think I'd harm a dog?
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You, on the other hand.
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What do they do for lunch?
Do they order in?
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She's breathtakingly
unattractive.
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Last night, I just stood here.
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All I could hear was the hideous
music she must be playing.
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- Why did you buy it?
- She's worth over $40 million.
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Would you like rice
or noodles?
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What have you done?
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- Please, stop with the yelling.
- No!
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- I want a name.
- Newton Phillips.
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Janice?
I'll take a rain check
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on the stroganoff.
It smells delicious.
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I love hats.
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The Sheraton's not my scene.
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Who decided on this paneling?
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I died once in Marrakesh.
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♪ Back in black ♪
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♪ yes, I'm back in black ♪
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- You can't shoot me.
- Why not?
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You're not one of the good guys.
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♪ Back in black ♪
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Whoo!
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Blacklist, Blacklist,
Blacklist,
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I'm gonna put you
on my must-list.
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Ha!
I'll have a burrito, Samson.
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Just kidding.
I'm an actress, I never eat.
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All they do is drink water
and eat saltines.
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My name's Jeremy,
and I just watched you kobayashi
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four hot dogs in your trailer.
Okay.
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That's hilarious stuff, Samson.
Why don't you take a break, pal?
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- Hit the breaks
- Speaking of breaks,
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The Blacklist takes a break
starting on November 17th.
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To make room for the new drama,
State of Affairs.
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A break?
Jeez, The Blacklist.
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Don't work too hard, buddy.
You need a break so bad,
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don't bother coming back, 'cause
we never liked you anyway.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Casey, take a chill pill.
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It's coming back,
it's coming back.
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Thank God. Okay, thank God.
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Because I love that show.
I love that show.
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It's a great show.
But as I was saying,
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starting on November 17th
at 10:00 P.M.,
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we have the premiere
of State of Affairs.
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My son, Aaron,
his tireless efforts
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fulfilled, and ultimately...
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Down!
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Claimed his life.
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The CIA's top ten list
of the most critical threats
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facing our country.
Which you then deliver
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- to P.O.T.U.S.
- What have you got for me?
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How confident are you
that you will kill him today?
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70%.
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Call me when
it creeps over 99.
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No one wants this guy dead.
You don't make policy.
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The president does.
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An American doctor abducted.
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He has less than eight hours
to live.
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Let's bring him home.
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Three, two, one.
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Total slob
in my personal life,
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total sniper
in my professional one.
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- Are we going to get them?
- I am going to end
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every single
one of their lives.
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That's my girl.
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Whoo!
Welcome back, Ms. Katie Heigl.
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- We missed you, K-Heigs.
- Get it, girl.
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Next up is the moment
you've all been waiting for.
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We're going to show you a clip
from our new show, Marry Me,
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right after we take a break
for some commercials.
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Please enjoy these very,
very important messages.
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Your life may depend on them.
What?
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No, I can't... oh, don't...
Just enjoy the...
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Watch some commercials.
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Your espresso, Mr. Marino.
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Oh, please...
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- Call me Ken.
- Okay, Ken.
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None for you.
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I will bury this
in your skull.
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Hey, America.
I didn't see you there.
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- Ha.
- But we're glad you're here.
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Because this next show
is actually one we've seen.
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- 'Cause it's our show.
-Full disclosure-
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I actually haven't seen
the whole thing.
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- Wow.
- I never read the full script
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because, to be honest,
i don't know how to read.
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Well, Ken, look,
i don't want to over-hype it,
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but Marry Me is probably
the best show.
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That has ever been made.
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- Where can I find it?
- That's a good question, you.
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Tuesdays at 9:00...
8:00 central.
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This fall afterThe Voice.
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- Did you say Tuesdays at 9:00?
- 8:00 central.
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AfterThe Voice?
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Hey, little known fact...
Our show, Marry Me,
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is loosely based on
The Blacklist.
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Starring James Spader
as The Voice.
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Good to know.
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- Wow, what a great trip.
- Totally.
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So fun.
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Ugh.
That was a perfect anniversary.
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Thank you.
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Hey, I am pooped,
so I'm going to go hit the sack.
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Wait! Before the trip
is officially over,
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are you sure there
isn't anything else?
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I'll pop some champagne
or we could sit
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- or you could kneel.
- Ugh.
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No, I'm exhausted.
But you have at that champagne.
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I can't believe you didn't
propose on this trip, Jake!
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Do you not love me?
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Then please free me while
i still have an egg.
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It's your mom, isn't it?
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- Annie, turn around.
- Guess what, don't like her!
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- She's been through a lot.
- Of friends.
247
00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:46,718
She's been through
a lot of friends.
248
00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:49,888
- Would you just turn around?
- What?
249
00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:55,060
Okay, everyone.
250
00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:57,229
From the creator
of Happy Endings...
251
00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,130
Too soon to call you "mom"?
252
00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:02,801
Marry Me,
Tuesdays this fall on NBC.
253
00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,569
Well, that was...
254
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,972
- Not as good as The Blacklist.
- Or was it?
255
00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:08,840
- Not even close.
- Well, to make sure,
256
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,376
we might as well all just
watch it live every week
257
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,612
- Tuesdays at 9:00...
- 8:00 central.
258
00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:16,681
AfterThe Voice,
followed by About a Boy,
259
00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,483
which I believe is about a boy.
260
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,452
And then Chicago fire,
which is basically.
261
00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:21,686
What I watch in my head
when I try
262
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:22,721
to make love to my husband.
263
00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:23,955
Really?
Ow.
264
00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:25,356
Well, I wonder
what he has in his head?
265
00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:27,659
Debra messing, Katie Heigl,
Blake Shelton.
266
00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,863
Probably just a rubbish fire,
but let's keep it in check.
267
00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,765
You heard him, let's move.
268
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,571
- Severide, rescue squad.
- Can't hear you out here.
269
00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:50,848
Mayday! Emergency!
Mayday! Emergency!
270
00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:54,385
Everyone from house 51, report!
271
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:55,653
Report!
272
00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,757
Next up...
Ugh, okay, I'm sorry.
273
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:02,527
Aren't we done?
Dear God, there's more?
274
00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:03,995
Good.
275
00:11:04,029 --> 00:11:05,596
I was asking because I was
hoping there was more to do.
276
00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,899
- Yes!
- Up next, Wednesday,
277
00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:11,436
which is what I call "Hump Day"
because I like to party.
278
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:14,472
The Mysteries of Laura.
Need I say more?
279
00:11:14,506 --> 00:11:16,407
Okay, I'm being told I do need.
280
00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,309
To say more.
281
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,877
Laura. Where is she?
282
00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:22,747
What does she want?
And is her name really Laura?
283
00:11:22,781 --> 00:11:24,649
Let's find out.
284
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,618
Being a working single mother
is stressful.
285
00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,620
I'm afraid your boys
are no longer welcome.
286
00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:31,289
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no, no.
287
00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:32,690
I don't need them to be welcome.
288
00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,425
I just need to drop them off
at 8:00
289
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:37,362
- and pick them up at 5:00.
- They are expelled.
290
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:39,230
- Yay!
- It's not funny.
291
00:11:39,264 --> 00:11:41,599
- It is funny.
- What do you do for work?
292
00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:46,304
Kills people with guns.
293
00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:48,706
Hardly ever.
294
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:52,443
Sometimes, you need
to go to work just to unwind.
295
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:55,179
NYPD.
I'm gonna count to three.
296
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,515
Don't be stupid, lady.
297
00:11:57,549 --> 00:11:59,117
Three.
298
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,653
They never believe me.
299
00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:03,888
Aah!
300
00:12:03,922 --> 00:12:05,390
When it comes
to solving mysteries,
301
00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,825
She's the baddest
mother on the force.
302
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,660
Emmy Award-Winner Debra Messing
303
00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:13,731
in The Mysteries of Laura,
Wednesdays this fall on NBC.
304
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:16,100
Ooh, Guest list only.
305
00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:18,236
You're definitely
not on the list.
306
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:20,972
Am I on the list now, Gaga?
307
00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:23,307
- Hit it, poker face.
- Touche.
308
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,477
Pass.
309
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,714
Season pass for The Blacklist
and Mysteries of Laura.
310
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:33,184
Which is followed bySVU
andChicago P.D.
311
00:12:33,218 --> 00:12:35,787
I deal with things
in the moment.
312
00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:37,255
Chicago P.D! No one move!
313
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,557
Sometimes I'm right.
314
00:12:39,591 --> 00:12:42,393
Sometimes I'm wrong.
315
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:45,229
I accept that,
knowing I did the best I can
316
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,098
to protect this city.
317
00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:48,866
- I will get him back.
- Do whatever it takes
318
00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,035
to bring our son home.
319
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,336
I will help you
to the other side.
320
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:54,522
That is a promise.
321
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:55,740
We're going to ask
for forgiveness...
322
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:58,476
- Drop it!
- Instead of permission.
323
00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:00,511
- You all right?
- Solid.
324
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,249
In hindsight, we should have
put some letters in our title,
325
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,418
ASAP.
326
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,619
Marry Me.
327
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:11,789
Marry Me AVE...Avenue.
328
00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:13,324
Well, anyway,
you live and learn.
329
00:13:13,358 --> 00:13:16,461
Let's take another break.
When we come back...
330
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:17,762
More stuff.
331
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,263
Hold on, I'm hearing
"a lot more stuff."
332
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,532
- A lot more stuff.
- Yes.
333
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,943
Whoo!
Welcome back, friends.
334
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,145
Fun fact about that last
commercial break...
335
00:13:34,179 --> 00:13:36,681
- Sue you.
- Me and Ken made a run for it...
336
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,716
Only to be physically
restrained by NBC security.
337
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,818
Call me, Chad.
338
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,087
Which brings us to our next
contractual obligation,
339
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,889
Thursday. Thursday.
340
00:13:44,923 --> 00:13:47,091
And I don't know how else you
guys feel about this,
341
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,460
but I think Thursdays
are as sweet as sugar pies.
342
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,928
Oh, yeah, they're real sweet.
343
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:53,431
I mean, you've got the farewell
season of Parenthood,
344
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,800
- so shut your mouth.
- Yeah, shut up.
345
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,502
I'll tell you,
I've watched the entire season
346
00:13:57,536 --> 00:13:59,370
and it is spectacular.
347
00:13:59,404 --> 00:14:01,364
The entire braverman family
348
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:03,074
floats off into space
Gravity style.
349
00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:04,942
Never to be seen from again,
after which, we learn
350
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,337
that the series was actually
a prequel to Party of Five.
351
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,846
I haven't seen it yet,
so thank you for spoiling that
352
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,014
- ...for me.
- No prob.
353
00:14:10,048 --> 00:14:12,416
- But I miss those crazy kids.
- Me too.
354
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:16,154
Remember the moment you fell
in love with this family.
355
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,890
You are an extraordinary
young man.
356
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:21,692
- We shared in their joy...
- Will you marry me?
357
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:24,162
- Cried through their fears...
- There's something
358
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,796
I need to tell you.
359
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:28,666
And celebrated life's most
precious moments.
360
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,068
For anyone who has ever watched
Parenthood,
361
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:33,237
- it's time to come home.
- I'm in.
362
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:34,739
- Really?
- Because they've saved
363
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:38,075
the very best for last.
364
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:42,747
The Farewell Season
Thursday, 10/9c Starting Sep 25.
365
00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:45,283
Also on Thursday you've got
The Biggest Losers in the world.
366
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:48,352
Whoa, that's no way to talk
about our fellow NBC programs.
367
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,421
No, you beautiful moron.
I was talking about
368
00:14:50,455 --> 00:14:52,089
the Emmy-nominated
weight loss program
369
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:55,860
where it's actually a compliment
to be called The Biggest Loser.
370
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:58,462
Shh, I just need
a second for myself.
371
00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,064
- Mmhmm.
- Biggest loser.
372
00:15:00,098 --> 00:15:03,167
I played quarterback
in the NFL for 12 years.
373
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:06,003
These are my Olympic
gold medals.
374
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:09,240
I was ranked number four
in the world.
375
00:15:09,274 --> 00:15:11,542
Now I'm 260 pounds.
376
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,077
♪ Can you hear the call ♪
377
00:15:13,111 --> 00:15:15,746
- Underneath all this weight...
- And this is the opportunity
378
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:16,781
to make my dream come true.
379
00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:18,775
Is still the heart
of a champion.
380
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,718
I'm here to change,
and I'm going to.
381
00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:23,387
I know that you think
your glory days are behind you.
382
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,890
But I promise you
they're about to begin.
383
00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:27,892
Glory Days...
384
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:31,028
Thursdays at 8/7c starting Sep 11.
385
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,130
Ooh, inspiring, inspiring stuff.
386
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:35,233
- Amazing.
- I really don't have a joke here.
387
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,267
That show is just
really touching.
388
00:15:36,301 --> 00:15:38,102
- I have a joke.
- What's up?
389
00:15:38,136 --> 00:15:40,104
Wait.
390
00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:42,390
Think about it.
391
00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:43,941
- Hey, Case?
- Yeah, Kenjamin?
392
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:47,645
What if lady justice
was a real biyatch?
393
00:15:47,679 --> 00:15:50,915
- What if that?
- Bad Judge is what if that is.
394
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,884
She bad, she judge.
She Bad Judge.
395
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,387
Ah, not your best material.
396
00:15:58,890 --> 00:15:59,924
- Good morning.
- What happened?
397
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,359
Tequila happened.
398
00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:02,994
Please be seated.
399
00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:04,228
Do it quietly.
I've got a headache.
400
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,330
Can somebody get me
some Gatorade?
401
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,099
For the charges of bigamy,
402
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,268
I sentence you to take
a course in feminism
403
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,503
while wearing
this T-shirt everyday.
404
00:16:12,537 --> 00:16:14,205
How am I going
to pick up girls?
405
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:15,573
Lincoln Elementary School
was on line one
406
00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:16,907
about Robby Shoemaker.
407
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:18,743
- You robby?
- You gave me your card
408
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:20,378
after you put my
parents in jail?
409
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:23,281
I drew a picture of my teacher
with boobies.
410
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,716
Robby is having a tough time.
He's a victim of bullying.
411
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,018
When this kid comes at you,
412
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,287
you hold up your hands like you
look ready to fight,
413
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,155
and then boom!
That's the best advice
414
00:16:31,189 --> 00:16:33,758
a grown-up's given me
in a long time.
415
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,494
Ms. Wright is a mentor
and a very important judge.
416
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:37,628
I'm so sorry.
417
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,583
I had wine and cake
for breakfast.
418
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:44,702
And following that is
A to Z,
419
00:16:44,736 --> 00:16:46,771
a romantic comedy about
a young couple navigating
420
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,440
the ins and outs of romance
in the big city.
421
00:16:49,474 --> 00:16:51,475
Oh, wait a second.
You know, that show sounds
422
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,844
a lot like The Blacklist.
423
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,946
Roll the clip.
424
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:58,482
Have we met before?
425
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,785
- The Avalon 2012?
- Yeah.
426
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:03,187
I remember looking
at this girl thinking,
427
00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:05,423
"I wish I was here with her."
428
00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,058
You're the girl.
429
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,659
And this is crazy.
This is meant to be.
430
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,862
No, it's not.
431
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:14,198
It was her in the silver
dress, I'm sure of it.
432
00:17:14,232 --> 00:17:16,100
Did you dig around
the Internet for pictures of me?
433
00:17:16,134 --> 00:17:18,836
Yes.
434
00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:22,106
Maybe I could use a little
"meant to be" in my life.
435
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,240
It was you.
436
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:29,146
If you believe in the one,
the negative one also exists.
437
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:30,581
Everything they do starts
to drive you nuts.
438
00:17:30,615 --> 00:17:31,682
Like how they write on windows
after they saw
439
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,150
The Social Network.
440
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,485
- They're doing them.
- They're doing themselves.
441
00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:36,639
- This is them.
- That's their relationship.
442
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,258
I mean, come on,
what does NBC stand for?
443
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:42,993
Nine Blacklist comedies?
444
00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:44,948
- She's back. Home run city.
- Ho!
445
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:47,565
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
Speaking of back,
446
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,567
when we come back,
we'll mercifully let
447
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:51,102
this Titanic-like experiment
448
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:53,704
sink blissfully to the bottom
of the Icy Atlantic.
449
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:54,739
Oh.
450
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,900
- And we're back.
- Whoo!
451
00:18:05,934 --> 00:18:07,802
- And tired.
- Wow.
452
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:10,404
So let's finish this thing off
with Friday!
453
00:18:10,439 --> 00:18:13,174
Great stuff happening on NBC
on Friday, guys.
454
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,542
I mean, you've got
your Datelines,
455
00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:15,977
you've got your Grimms.
456
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,912
Yeah, both terrific and
terrifying in their own right.
457
00:18:17,946 --> 00:18:20,748
You've also got a new little
show calledConstantine.
458
00:18:20,782 --> 00:18:22,116
That I'd love to tell you about.
459
00:18:22,151 --> 00:18:23,551
Unfortunately, I don't know
a thing about it.
460
00:18:23,585 --> 00:18:25,086
Yeah, I'm not sure either.
461
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,221
But if I had to guess,
I'd say it's probably based on
462
00:18:27,256 --> 00:18:30,057
the wildly popular DC comic
series, Hellblazer,
463
00:18:30,092 --> 00:18:32,693
where the seasoned demon hunter
and master of the occult,
464
00:18:32,728 --> 00:18:37,899
John Constantine, specializes
in giving hell... hell.
465
00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:39,634
Swing and a miss,
my Ken friend.
466
00:18:39,668 --> 00:18:41,936
Nice try, but that
does not sound right.
467
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:45,006
- Aw, it was a shot in the dark.
- You're so stupid.
468
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,508
Constantine.
469
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,810
Before you checked yourself
in here, you were working
470
00:18:49,845 --> 00:18:53,080
as an exorcist and master
of the dark arts?
471
00:18:53,115 --> 00:18:55,483
Well, I should really change
that to petty dabbler.
472
00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:59,520
I hate to put on airs.
473
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,190
Miss? This is not my problem.
474
00:19:04,593 --> 00:19:08,396
Ah, bollocks.
475
00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:10,264
I'm addressing
the entity inside.
476
00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:13,167
Hear my words.
477
00:19:22,211 --> 00:19:23,444
- Well, hello.
- Stay back.
478
00:19:23,478 --> 00:19:24,845
You're pointing that
the wrong way.
479
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,881
I knew your father.
Promised him I'd look after you.
480
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:29,235
If you don't listen to me,
you'll be dead by morning.
481
00:19:31,987 --> 00:19:33,421
You shouldn't be down here.
482
00:19:33,455 --> 00:19:34,755
I could say the same
about you.
483
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:37,091
You damned a girl to hell...
484
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,293
Along with her, your soul.
485
00:19:39,328 --> 00:19:41,262
Lot of panic down here.
486
00:19:41,296 --> 00:19:43,464
People can sense
what's on the way.
487
00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:45,666
- What's on the way?
- We should go.
488
00:19:49,738 --> 00:19:51,606
What's on the way?
489
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:56,110
Demons are crawling out
of the shadows on a scale
490
00:19:56,144 --> 00:19:58,279
we've never seen before.
491
00:19:58,313 --> 00:20:01,482
Look around, you're seeing
the world for what it really is.
492
00:20:05,053 --> 00:20:09,624
Release me,
and her soul is free.
493
00:20:09,658 --> 00:20:11,025
Be gone!
494
00:20:17,366 --> 00:20:19,267
So I owe you an apology.
495
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,302
- You pretty much nailed it.
- Oh, please.
496
00:20:21,336 --> 00:20:22,803
- Apology not accepted.
- Aw.
497
00:20:22,838 --> 00:20:24,739
All right, Ken,
let's recap this thing
498
00:20:24,773 --> 00:20:26,907
so we can finally go back to
our respective families,
499
00:20:26,942 --> 00:20:28,509
whom we hate.
Oh, well, actually,
500
00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:30,378
I'm pretty happy with the people
I chose in my life.
501
00:20:30,412 --> 00:20:31,679
I can't stand mine.
502
00:20:31,713 --> 00:20:34,248
Ken, do you remember any
of what was just said?
503
00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:36,217
'Cause again,
i was not paying attention.
504
00:20:36,251 --> 00:20:37,852
Hmm, not really.
505
00:20:37,886 --> 00:20:39,587
Uh, but let me
take a stab at it.
506
00:20:39,621 --> 00:20:42,523
Mondays, two hours of The Voice
followed by The Blacklist,
507
00:20:42,557 --> 00:20:44,692
and then in November,
State of Affairs.
508
00:20:44,726 --> 00:20:47,862
Tuesday, more Voice, followed by
my favorite paycheck, Marry Me.
509
00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:49,497
- Holla.
- And then About a Boy,
510
00:20:49,531 --> 00:20:51,299
and Chicago Fire.
511
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,900
Wednesdays,
it's Mysteries of Laura.
512
00:20:52,934 --> 00:20:56,604
SVU
and Chicago P.D.
513
00:20:56,638 --> 00:20:59,173
Thursdays, Biggest loser
followed by two new comedies,
514
00:20:59,207 --> 00:21:01,341
Bad Judge and
A to Z, and of course,
515
00:21:01,367 --> 00:21:03,244
the final season of Parenthood!
516
00:21:03,278 --> 00:21:05,746
Fridays, Dateline,
Grimm, and Constantine.
517
00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:07,148
- Whoo!
- And Sunday is
518
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,116
Sunday Night Football!
519
00:21:15,057 --> 00:21:16,390
Get into it, guys. Come on.
520
00:21:16,425 --> 00:21:18,459
Whoo!
521
00:21:18,493 --> 00:21:23,397
♪ Oh, waiting all day
for Sunday Night ♪
522
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,667
It's great to be a part of it,
It really is.
523
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:27,862
My family and my children,
524
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,603
we all sit and watch it every
week.
525
00:21:29,638 --> 00:21:32,506
I been waiting nine years
to do this, nine years.
526
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:35,943
They've got me stage-diving
and crowd-surfing.
527
00:21:35,977 --> 00:21:37,545
I don't want to mess up
my makeup.
528
00:21:37,579 --> 00:21:39,740
They might want me to replace
Carrie Underwood.
529
00:21:39,748 --> 00:21:41,982
I don't sing.
530
00:21:42,017 --> 00:21:43,284
- Sunday Night.
- Sunday Night.
531
00:21:43,318 --> 00:21:45,019
Is football night.
532
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:49,323
♪ 'Cause the NFL rocks on NBC ♪
533
00:21:53,795 --> 00:21:56,564
Well, I hope that was helpful.
I think we learned a lot today.
534
00:21:56,598 --> 00:21:58,599
Mostly about The Blacklist.
535
00:21:58,633 --> 00:22:00,067
Hey, is there any
other kind of list?
536
00:22:02,304 --> 00:22:04,038
No, he didn't.
537
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,940
"Is there any other kind
of list?" He says.
538
00:22:05,974 --> 00:22:08,609
- That's what I said to you.
- I can't with this guy.
539
00:22:08,643 --> 00:22:10,077
I really can't, you guys.
No, that's the thing.
540
00:22:10,112 --> 00:22:12,246
But there are actually other
kinds of lists.
541
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,748
- Are we done?
- Grocery lists, Christmas list.
542
00:22:13,782 --> 00:22:14,782
- Laundry list.
- Yeah.
543
00:22:14,816 --> 00:22:16,884
- Seriously, are we done?
- Yeah.
544
00:22:16,909 --> 00:22:19,409
Sync and Corrected by er1ck9
www.addic7ed.com
545
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:20,705
I was talking about
546
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,440
Emmy-nominated
weight loss program
547
00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:25,543
where it's actually a compliment
to be called The Biggest Loser.
548
00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:28,246
As opposed to when
i was in high school
549
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,815
and the jock kids played the ol'
"Potato in the Tailpipe" prank
550
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:33,951
until I nearly perished due
to Carbon Monoxide poisoning.
551
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,554
Wow, you are
just like an onion.
552
00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:38,122
You make me cry
and I don't care for you.
553
00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:41,659
I was in the hospital
for like three weeks and I...
554
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,995
- Kink in my neck.
- They said I lost most of my
555
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,663
...brain cells.
Not all of them.
556
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,899
- Is it krink or kink?
- But it was hard for me to
557
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:50,034
- walk straight for a long time.
- Can I get a rubdown?
558
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:51,869
And then I figured
that out with
559
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:53,971
- ...physical therapy, of course.
- Can someone rub me down?
560
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,773
But I still...
This is my face at rest.
561
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:58,209
- Can you rub me down?
- I have to work very hard
562
00:22:58,243 --> 00:23:00,078
- to keep this eye open.
- Give 'em a rub.
563
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:01,345
- What do you want?
- A little rub.
564
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,247
I can't see you.
Can't really focus.
565
00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:05,483
I haven't been able to focus
since that day.
566
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:07,985
And cut.