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Yeah, it was a tampon.
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Oh, God.
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You can't flush 'em down a toilet, mate.
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These old pipes, they're clay.
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Well, I mean, it wasn't me, was it?
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Well, obviously, no one's to blame.
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$770?
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Yeah, the camera equipment's
pretty expensive.
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And I didn't charge you
for the full second hour.
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Here's the camera footage we got.
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Camera footage? Of the tampon?
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Yeah.
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I'll clean up then.
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Oh, John, oh, baby, hey, come here.
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Who's on their period in the house?
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- Tom?
- I don't know.
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Why are you sitting? You have to get up.
We have to go and get Claire.
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Oh, shit. I'm up. I'm up.
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Can we use the shower now?
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No. No shower. There's no time.
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- But I'm disgusting.
- Yeah, disgusting.
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Oh, Patrick.
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Have you had any girls in the house?
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No.
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No. It wasn't one of my friends.
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I haven't brought any girls into the house.
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What's with the no-pants thing?
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Are we done with pants?
Is nobody wearing pants anymore?
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This is it. This is how I'm gonna smell
to see Claire for the first time in a year?
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It was Jenny. Obviously, it was Jenny.
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It wasn't Jenny.
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Tom, you're gonna have to tell her
not to flush tampons down the toilet.
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I'm not talking to her about that.
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No. Tom, this is probably new to her, okay?
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She's probably scared and
a little bit confused
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and, as the adult, I just
think you've the responsibility
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to talk to her about it.
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It wasn't Jenny.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Might as well be, it's stupid,
it's new to her, okay?
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- Hi.
- I'm coming. I'm here.
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I smell not very good.
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We're here. We're just parking, okay?
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We'll come get you and
help you with your bags.
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I can't afford $770.
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Nope.
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Who's gonna pay?
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I dunno. Do you think
it's too rude to ask Jenny?
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Yes. Usually, landlords
pay for stuff like this.
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You gonna ask your dad?
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No, there just has to be a
better way, doesn't there?
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Ho, ho, Claire.
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- Here she is.
- Ha, ha, ha.
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Hey, I got it.
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So I'm pretty curious
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because the guy who was sitting next to me,
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I think ate all of my cheese and crackers
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while I was asleep.
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Who does that?
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Don't worry, Tom, I got these.
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Claire, Tom, he has a child girlfriend.
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She's in high school.
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He's been really mean to her and then,
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over-committing to offset his guilt,
he bought her a rabbit, right?
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Which lives in our house.
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Tom and I are currently
co-parenting a rabbit
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with a girl in high school.
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Also, she got her period in the house
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and she flushed a tampon down the toilet
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and it cost $770.
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We can't afford $770, Claire.
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Josh got a flatmate because he
thought the flatmate was pretty
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and he fell in love with the flatmate.
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Then the flatmate kissed Josh
because the flatmate was bored.
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Then Josh pissed his pants.
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So you should be delicate with
Josh 'cause he's sad today.
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No. I'm not sad because of Patrick, okay?
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I'm sad 'cause your bad
choices are costing us $770.
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My tomato plant is dead and
also I have to wake up
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and look at your face
every day, every single day.
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Do you know what that's like for me, Tom?
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And Patrick's handsome face.
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Okay.
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What have you been up to?
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I'm just working in Hamburg, you know?
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He didn't even seem awkward about
it this morning, did he?
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I mean, like, I don't think
he's though about it at all.
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I think, to him, kissing
me was, like, a joke.
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I think, to him, kissing
me was, like, funny.
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I am so tired. Too tired for this.
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Yeah, that is good news
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'cause I have to drop you at home
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and then go and ask my dad for $770.
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Well, I guess it's nice to be back.
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Yeah. You missed us, okay?
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You like us.
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Bloody hell.
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I don't want to bail you out, Josh.
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Every time I bail you out,
you never learn anything.
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I just don't know what I
was meant to learn from this.
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Not to flush tampons down the toilet.
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Is that the lesson?
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It's your responsibility
to look after the house.
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That's what we talked
about when I let you move in.
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Just don't know how I
could have avoided this.
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Do you want me to stop inviting
girls over if they seem moody?
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I'm just not sure what to do here, okay?
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Yeah, you're the landlord.
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If I wasn't your son, you'd
just have to pay for it.
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It's your responsibility to
pay for upkeep of the house.
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No, I wouldn't be trying to reposition this
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as a traditional landlord/tenant
relationship, if I were you.
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Tenants pay rent.
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(SLURPING NOISILY)
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(BABY COOING)
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I'm gonna pee.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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It's gonna be one of those
days for me, isn't it?
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Oh, no, no, no. I wasn't...
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You know, what are you thinking? Hm?
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When you draw on my door?
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No, I'm sorry, I just...
there was a swastika there
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and I just thought it'd be better if,
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instead of a swastika, there was a house,
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do you know what I mean?
Because Nazis are bad.
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This is vandalism.
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Yeah, but I just
thought it would be nicer if,
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instead of having a swastika,
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if you had a house with
a little cute family.
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I don't know why I care.
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Okay, I wanted to draw a
Jewish family, you know,
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because, you know,
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but that's really hard to
do without looking a bit racist
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so instead I drew a gay family,
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you see, 'cause it's
easier to draw a gay family.
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It's just two lads, do you know?
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'Cause everyone always
forgets that they killed gays as well.
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Well, why don't you just
write "Prick" on my forehead?
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Well, go on. No.
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Write "Prick" on my forehead.
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(PHONE RINGING) Who's that?
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It's my dad. Huh?
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Hi, Dad. Let me take it.
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Who's that? Where are you?
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I'm in the toilets where I got in trouble.
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Trouble? What do you mean?
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What kind of trouble?
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It's no big deal.
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Editing some graffiti.
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Graffiti?
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You were vandaliz...
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You were vandalizing?
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Yeah, in, like, a noble way,
do you know what I mean?
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Like Banksy.
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Are you this boy's dad?
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Yes. Who are you?
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I'm the cleaner.
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Just caught Bart Simpson over
here drawing on my door.
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Yes, and, what do you want?
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- I just thought...
- Oh, just fuck off, will you?
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Oh, okay, well, I'm gonna get you security.
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Josh...
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Oh, shit.
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Let's get out of here.
Oh, yeah, we better go.
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Vandalism, like a fucking teenager.
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(GIGGLING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hurry up.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Josh?
- Yeah.
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It comes down to this.
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I look at you and I think you're lost.
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And I feel lost when I look at you.
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You're a smart kid and
I guess you have to decide
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whether you want to be
somebody or just anybody.
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Yeah.
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And I think I've mollycoddled you.
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You know, it's time you started taking
some responsibility for something.
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Yeah.
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You've left Grace behind, yeah?
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Shit, shit, shit.
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You don't gossip much, do you?
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No.
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Stuart and I had sex.
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Noted.
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Is that all you're gonna say about it?
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There's a wife.
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This here, I guarantee
you, is not my thing.
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Well, I didn't know he
had a wife at the time
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but I don't feel guilty about it.
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- Do you think I should feel guilty?
- I don't think.
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I have no thoughts.
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Ginger has a lot of thoughts.
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I couldn't tell Ginger.
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I never know how she's
gonna react to things.
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She's crazy.
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We're all crazy.
That's kind of the point.
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Oh. She'd just tell everybody.
She'd love it too much.
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Perhaps.
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No, I think she thinks she's
the most sane person in here.
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- Now that's pretty crazy.
- Everyone thinks they're the most sane.
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Yeah, but for her to say that.
I mean, she's Ginger.
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I knew it.
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I knew you'd talk about me behind my back.
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Oh, shit.
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Everybody, listen up,
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I've got news and I
can't keep it to myself.
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Cooey! Cooey!
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- It'll rock you to your very core.
- What is it?
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- Oh, Ginger.
- It's about... Oh, what Rose?
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Are you ashamed?
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You seemed quite proud
of yourself back there.
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- I want to know what the news is.
- Well, Maudrey, it's about Rose.
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Oh, Ginger, look, I didn't
mean any of those things...
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Rose is...
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- a pig.
- She isn't.
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- She is.
- Ohh!
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Oh, I made you a cake.
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I forgot, I forgot.
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What are we doing to celebrate
Claire coming back?
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I made a cake.
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Let's go dancing.
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I'm not very good at icing.
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But...
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I can't hang out tonight.
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I have to see Jenny.
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But Claire just got back.
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I made a cake.
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- I just have to.
- It's fine.
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I'm tired. We'll just
do something tomorrow.
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No, what are these immovable plans?
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It is Jenny's school musical tonight.
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Oh, let's go out.
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- We should go out.
- Yes.
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Yeah, you know, it's your first day back.
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We need to entertain you.
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No, you can't come.
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- Why?
- Is it sold out?
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I hope not. I was meant to book
but I never gave back the slip.
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(LAUGHING)
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- Will there be alcohol there?
- I don't think so.
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- Do you have juice?
- Yeah.
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- We should pour vodka into juice.
- Yes.
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Yeah, with that, it is done.
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♪ Over hill ♪
♪ Over dale ♪
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♪ Thorough bush ♪
♪ Thorough brier ♪
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♪ Over park ♪
♪ Over pale ♪
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♪ Thorough flood ♪
♪ Thorough fire ♪
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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♪ I do wander everywhere ♪
♪ Swifter than the moon's... ♪
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It's good to get out and
get a bit of culture.
254
00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:11,426
Shakespeare.
255
00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:12,977
No, Tom, I thought this was a musical.
256
00:10:12,978 --> 00:10:14,479
It is.
257
00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,313
"A 'Midsummer Night's Dream' is
re-imagined in the modern day
258
00:10:16,314 --> 00:10:18,750
with pop songs from
the '80s, '90s and now."
259
00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:19,951
Oh, yeah, I mean,
260
00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:21,853
that's what Shakespeare would have wanted.
261
00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:24,456
Well, he didn't write
it as a musical but...
262
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,391
Doesn't mean it's not gonna
be better as a musical.
263
00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:27,525
I mean, how he could decide?
264
00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:31,096
It's not like he had access
to the hits of '80s, '90s and now.
265
00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:32,397
Guys, don't poison my mind.
266
00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,799
I need to convince myself this is good
so I can be supportive after.
267
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,168
♪ I must go seek some dewdrops here ♪
268
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:39,938
How you feeling, Tom?
269
00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,005
Nervous.
270
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:45,810
(APPLAUDING)
271
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,547
Which one is she?
272
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,856
♪ We'll always be together ♪
273
00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:01,059
♪ However far it seems ♪
274
00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,861
♪ Love never ends ♪
275
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,196
♪ We'll always be together ♪
276
00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:09,200
♪ Together in electric dreams ♪
277
00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:10,468
Oh, this sucks.
278
00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:13,203
No way. These kids are way
more talented than you are.
279
00:11:13,204 --> 00:11:16,591
- No. That just is not true.
- Please be quiet.
280
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:17,941
She said we're not talented at musicals.
281
00:11:17,942 --> 00:11:19,344
Please just be quiet.
282
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,312
Only if you defend yourself, Thomas, now.
283
00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:22,947
Shh, shh.
284
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,218
♪ We'll always be together ♪
285
00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:29,521
♪ Howev-faaar it ♪
286
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,190
♪ Toom doom doom doo ♪
287
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,858
♪ We'll always be together ♪
288
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:37,028
Okay, these kids are trash,
classical musicals were perfection.
289
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,263
Thank you.
290
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,168
- Why is Ginger over there?
- Never mind.
291
00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,537
It's just usually she sits here with us.
292
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,539
Mom and Dad are fighting.
293
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:51,276
Yep, there's tension. I can feel tension.
I didn't come to hospital to feel tension.
294
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,011
I could have just
stayed at home with my family.
295
00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:54,546
I'm gonna go eat in my room.
296
00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:58,883
Why didn't I think of that?
297
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,919
Food, bed.
298
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,021
They're my top ten favorite things.
299
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,589
I don't know what to do.
300
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,392
Could you have a talk to her?
301
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,494
No, not my thing.
302
00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,062
Oh, I can't stand this.
303
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:19,370
I know you don't want to talk to me
but I need you to know that I'm sorry.
304
00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:22,574
- I didn't mean any of those things I said.
- Yes, you meant it.
305
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,143
You meant everything you said.
And they're all true.
306
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:26,344
All those things are true.
307
00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:28,580
Yeah, okay, all right,
yes, I did mean 'em.
308
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,583
But those things I said are not bad things.
309
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,953
They're just flaws that you have
and I really like them, those flaws.
310
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:39,357
I really like hanging out with you.
311
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:41,392
Is that what friendship is?
312
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,562
I dunno what friendship is anymore.
313
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,543
At least you're still here.
314
00:12:58,544 --> 00:12:59,677
I just stayed here the same way
315
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:01,913
I sometimes sit through "The X Factor."
316
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,449
Can't find the remote.
317
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:08,519
And all my right of her I
do estate unto Demetrius.
318
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,954
(GASPING)
319
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:13,625
(CAN-CAN MUSIC)
320
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,376
What?
321
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,944
- What?
- She has wings.
322
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,179
What do you mean?
323
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,585
What's going on?
324
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,453
Nothing's going on.
325
00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,188
Just look.
326
00:13:44,189 --> 00:13:47,025
(CAN-CAN MUSIC CONTINUING)
327
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:49,227
- What's that?
- Wings.
328
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:50,228
Wings?
329
00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:51,996
- Wings.
- Like on a pad.
330
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,067
No.
331
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:59,504
(CAN-CAN MUSIC CONTINUING)
332
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,072
It's not. It's just part of the costume.
333
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:03,942
Tom, it's not the costume.
334
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,681
(APPLAUDING)
335
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,623
Well, Jenny owes me $770.
336
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:21,426
Unrelated. Okay, unrelated.
337
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:22,694
Well, let's get out of here.
338
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,961
No, we have to stay for the second half.
339
00:14:23,962 --> 00:14:25,596
I'm not staying any longer.
340
00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:26,597
I'm sorry.
341
00:14:26,598 --> 00:14:28,499
Why don't you two go for a walk
342
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,400
and I'll stay here and watch
the rest of it with Tom.
343
00:14:30,401 --> 00:14:31,769
Cool. Okay.
344
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,539
This is hell.
345
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,475
I am so jetlagged and this is hell.
346
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:38,476
I think the play's been good.
347
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:39,544
Fuck off.
348
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,246
Oh.
349
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:47,185
I just thought you might be, like,
pretty talented at sports.
350
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,754
- No?
- I am. I did gymnastics.
351
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,422
- Stop it.
- Yeah.
352
00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:53,791
- You didn't.
- I was gymnastics champion.
353
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,161
The time I went to do gymnastics in class
354
00:14:57,162 --> 00:15:01,032
is the sixth most humiliating
moment of my high school years.
355
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,166
But you're so graceful.
356
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,201
Yeah.
357
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,669
(LAUGHING) Yeah.
358
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,604
Isn't that just the meanest
thing you can imagine?
359
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:09,807
Making teenagers do gymnastics
in front of other teenagers?
360
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:11,077
I didn't have to do it, though.
361
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,844
My dad, he gave me a
note to get out of it, right?
362
00:15:13,845 --> 00:15:16,214
Hmm, what was the excuse?
363
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:19,050
That I have had surgery
on my ingrown toenails
364
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,285
a few weeks before.
365
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,519
That's why your toenails are so weird.
366
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,655
Yeah, the teacher... so the... whoa!
367
00:15:24,656 --> 00:15:26,290
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
368
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:31,095
How long have you thought
that I have weird toenails?
369
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,463
Since I saw them.
370
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,455
Okay.
Well...
371
00:15:39,511 --> 00:15:41,171
The teacher still had to grade me, right?
372
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:45,610
So I had to do like a gymnastics routine
but without any gymnastics in it.
373
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,579
I cannot fathom how that is possible.
374
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:51,315
What she made me do, right,
is replace forward rolls
375
00:15:51,316 --> 00:15:53,384
with my arms like this and spinning,
376
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,453
and cartwheels were arms out like this
377
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,415
and then I had to, like,
put together a routine
378
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,269
and then she just judged
me on how well I, like,
379
00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:01,659
used the space.
380
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,462
I do not know how she found a way
to make it more humiliating.
381
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,864
Will you show me this routine?
382
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:10,201
I mean, I'm happy to show you my routine
if you show me your champion routine.
383
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:12,336
All right, fuck, yeah.
384
00:16:12,337 --> 00:16:13,438
I'll do it.
385
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,878
Ooh. Yeah.
386
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:22,113
Oh, you're very serious.
387
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,581
Oh, yeah.
388
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,384
Ooh.
389
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:29,087
(GIGGLING)
390
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,624
That's...
391
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,560
Yeah.
392
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,728
That's gorgeous.
393
00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:39,730
No, that's not my thing.
394
00:16:39,731 --> 00:16:41,532
Whoa!
395
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,367
You know, that was quite good.
396
00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:46,104
It's the most beautiful gymnastics
I've ever seen.
397
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:49,707
("RIVERDANCE" PLAYING)
398
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,377
Unveil yourself, masked dancer.
399
00:16:53,378 --> 00:16:54,645
(LAUGHING)
400
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,855
(APPLAUDING)
401
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,693
Okay, kill me.
402
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,496
(MUFFLED LAUGHING)
403
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:13,865
* Now the hungry lion roars *
404
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,666
I dare you to touch that girl's hair.
405
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,569
I'm not touching someone's hair.
406
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:19,670
I'll give you the rest of this juice
407
00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:20,738
if you touch that girl's hair.
408
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:22,624
No, shut up.
409
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,509
* All with Weary task fordone *
410
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:28,246
* Now the wasted brands do
glow Whilst the screech-owl *
411
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:32,483
* Screeching loud puts
the wretch that lies in woe *
412
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:35,653
* In remembrance of a shroud *
413
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:38,489
* Now it is the time of night *
414
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:41,859
* That the graves *
* All gaping wide *
415
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,295
* Every one lets forth his *
416
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,597
(DOOR OPENING)
417
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:47,598
His wife's here.
418
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:48,599
His wife's here.
419
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,800
Oh, Ginger, just leave it.
420
00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:51,169
Oh, no, no, no.
421
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,336
We're not fighting anymore.
422
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:53,671
I'm bored.
423
00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:54,639
We're a team.
424
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,274
Oh, well, great.
425
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,476
Yeah, so let's get her.
It's our big chance.
426
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:02,313
- Get her?
- Yes. Let's get her.
427
00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:03,648
Come on.
428
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:06,250
I don't want to get her.
429
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,951
You just have to
remember that I was doing this
430
00:18:07,952 --> 00:18:10,721
in front of the entire class, yes?
431
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:11,856
Okay.
432
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:20,198
(MUSIC PLAYING)
433
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,400
(APPLAUDING)
434
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,347
(GIGGLING)
435
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,924
(LAUGHING)
436
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:47,925
Sorry.
437
00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:51,629
(MUSIC CONTINUING)
438
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,822
Come on, come on.
439
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,662
So what's the plan to get her?
440
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,530
I don't know yet.
441
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,667
I really don't think we should get her.
442
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,302
Your hair looks nice.
443
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,739
Well, it doesn't look
nice, Stuart, does it?
444
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,007
It isn't what I asked for.
445
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,942
No one does their hair like this anymore.
446
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:40,344
What a little (indistinct) she is.
447
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,647
Okay, it looks shit, I don't know.
448
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:45,716
Yeah, well, you're no prize pig yourself.
449
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:46,917
Ginger, I think we should leave.
450
00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:47,918
Just leave them be.
451
00:19:47,919 --> 00:19:50,454
No. We're gonna get her.
452
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:52,990
Ginger, no one is getting anybody.
453
00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:54,592
She's his wife. She's visiting.
454
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,960
It's nice.
455
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,664
Oh, God.
456
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,732
- What happened?
- (LAUGHING)
457
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,601
God, that hurt so much.
458
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,970
What can I do for you, Hazel?
459
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,741
He's hugging her. It's backfired.
460
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,677
(LAUGHING)
461
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:15,713
Next time, I'll aim the coin at you.
462
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:16,981
Come on.
463
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:26,657
Stop.
464
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:28,959
You're not gonna take my pants off.
465
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,127
Why not? Come on, it's fun.
466
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,396
We're, like, on a
basketball court at school.
467
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,598
It's like a fun thing.
468
00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:36,133
I didn't realize you were so slutty.
469
00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:37,554
It's never slutty.
470
00:20:37,555 --> 00:20:40,370
(Indistinct) it's fine,
allowed to be slutty.
471
00:20:40,371 --> 00:20:42,106
Didn't realize you were so frigid.
472
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,944
Josh!
473
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,649
Josh, I have superstar, Jenny!
474
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,884
Aren't you glad I didn't
take the pants off?
475
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,486
Not really.
476
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:56,487
Hi.
477
00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:57,588
Ooh, sorry.
478
00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,424
Shall we leave?
479
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,560
No, no. It's fine.
480
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:03,794
We can...
481
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:05,863
We can pause.
482
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:07,131
I'm sorry you guys had to sit through that.
483
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:08,766
I know it's lame.
484
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,400
But I need you all to
know I know it's lame.
485
00:21:10,401 --> 00:21:11,569
No, it was good.
486
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:12,570
Jenny, it was fine.
487
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:14,105
Ours were heap spots, I promise.
488
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,106
You looked hot.
489
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,142
(HUMMING)
490
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,379
- Claire.
- (HUMMING)
491
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,446
Stop it.
492
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:28,819
I'm very drunk and I
haven't slept in three days.
493
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:29,954
Claire drank all the juice.
494
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:34,692
Well, Tom gave it to me because
Tom was trying to get me tipsy.
495
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,062
I am-I have some more if anyone wants.
496
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,397
Tremendous.
497
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,202
You know, there's
something about being jetlagged,
498
00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:49,140
it always makes me feel
like I'm on my period, you know?
499
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,174
No.
500
00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:51,425
I've been jetlagged before.
501
00:21:51,426 --> 00:21:52,675
It doesn't make you feel
like you're on your period.
502
00:21:52,676 --> 00:21:55,079
Midsummer Night's Dream!
503
00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,551
Did you tell them?
504
00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:04,221
Tom, how do they know I'm on my period?
505
00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:05,756
They don't.
506
00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:07,625
Okay, well, they do.
507
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:08,659
We do.
508
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,060
- Jenny.
- How?
509
00:22:10,061 --> 00:22:11,095
I don't want to talk about it.
510
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,063
- You told them?
- No.
511
00:22:13,064 --> 00:22:15,065
Tom, that's crazy.
512
00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:18,235
It's... I just...
513
00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:19,703
What?
514
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,507
It's... come here.
515
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:32,183
So what happened is when
you were doing the can-can,
516
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,151
we saw your wings.
517
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:36,720
- Wings?
- Yeah, your wings.
518
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,534
Okay. I'm gonna go.
519
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,803
- I'll come.
- No. No.
520
00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:56,507
You stay here with these guys.
521
00:22:57,276 --> 00:22:58,509
Jenny.
522
00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:02,279
You're all so fucking immature.
523
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:29,974
It was my tampon.
524
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:35,813
In the drain this morning,
it was my tampon.
525
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:42,987
I cannot begin to imagine
what you mean by that.
526
00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:44,889
Dude.
527
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:46,257
You're a boy.
528
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,993
(LAUGHING)
529
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:52,530
I was on the toilet and
I saw it sitting there
530
00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:54,765
and I realized that I'd never seen one
531
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:59,270
and that's weird because they're
a big part of the world,
532
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,640
they're important and I'd never seen one,
533
00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:05,993
not up close.
534
00:24:05,994 --> 00:24:09,345
So I unwrapped it and I took a good look.
535
00:24:09,346 --> 00:24:13,817
I pulled it apart a
bit to see how it's made
536
00:24:13,818 --> 00:24:16,186
and then I flushed it.
537
00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:22,560
(LAUGHING)
538
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:31,702
By the way, we saw a very talented donkey.
539
00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:33,771
Such a talented donkey.
540
00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:37,341
(MUSIC PLAYING)
541
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:03,400
(MUSIC FADES OUT)