[Remote clicks] [up-beat music plays]
♪ I don't care what you say! ♪
♪ I'm gonna do what I want all day! ♪
♪ I'm the king of the world! ♪
[slow-tempo music plays]
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[Whimsical music plays]
Sumo: [panting]
[sniffing] [gasps]
- Our path is blocked. - Clarence: Stand back, Sumo-wise.
Leave this one to the wizard.
Lo siento mi amor-o!
[Grunting]
That one was just a scout. The other bushes will be looking for him.
Jeff: Why did we have to walk through the woods?
There's a sidewalk.
Clarence: Fool of an elf! That's exactly what eyeball
would expect us to do. Our path may be treacherous,
- but the pizza swamp is worth is. - Jeff: Okay.
[Creak!] Pow!
[Shout in distance]
Clarence: Here it is ... the dreaded pizza swamp,
the most dangerous part of our journey.
Whoa! Look at all these games, free for the playing.
Insert coin. Insert coin.
Clarence: Let's pick out our prizes. [laughs]
Wait. Really?
Clarence, if you pick out your prizes now, you're setting
yourself up for disappoi... Oh, my gosh! They have a laser pointer?
- That is actually really cool. - Clarence: Man, I want that disco ball.
[Clank]
Jeff: Really?
[Screeching]
Yeah, it's super-easy.
All you have to do is shoot 'em in the mouth.
It's not even hard.
[Screeches]
Game over. Continue?
What?! Man, these games are so glitchy.
[Groans]
Oh, great. Look. Here comes the dork parade.
Clarence: Oh, hey, Belson. How's it going, buddy?
[Scoffs] Whatever.
[Chuckles]
Sumo: Are we gonna play for tickets or can we play the fun games?
Clarence: Oh, Sumo. All games will be played and
prizes won because I got a fresh $20 bill right in my back pocket.
Right... around... here.
[Grunts]
- Guys, don't get mad, but I left my money at home. - Jeff: Aw, Clarence.
Clarence: Oh. Wait a minute.
I forgot about my wizard dollar in my wizard shoe.
Gotcha!
Okay, one for the elfling. One for the gnome.
And one for the wizard.
And... I guess we don't need this one.
Jeff: [gasps]
Clarence, no!
[Kids screaming, giggling]
Sumo: Well, if we only get one game, I'm gonna make it count.
Clarence: That's the right spirit.
I hereby command that, even though we only have one token
each, we will have the greatest day in all of the pizza swamp!
[Chortling] Yeah. Oh, sorry.
Yeah, no, I'm sure you will. [Laughs]
Clarence: Okay, guys, let's split up. [Donk!]
Jeff: No, no, Clarence. No. [Donk!]
Ow. Okay, okay. There's got to be a game here
that I can get to pay out with just one token.
Plumb harder! [Toilet flushes]
- You're not very good at this. - Jeff: No.
Go on, sweetheart. Feed big betty.
- No! - Jeff: Mm...
[music plays]
[distorted] Money broom.
Jeff: That one might actually work.
If I could get the coin to land on just the right spot, just right...
[clanking]
Clarence: Eenie, meenie, miney, moe. Where it stop, nobody knows.
[Music plays]
[distorted] Money broom.
- Clarence: Well, that was kind of fun. - Jeff: Wh... Cl... Clarence, no!
You can't just play "Money broom."
You have to know how to beat the system.
Clarence: It's okay. It was worth it.
Jeff: No. I'll win it back. I'll win them all back.
[Dramatic music plays]
Clarence: Okay. I'm gonna go eat that pizza crust.
[Bloop! Bloop! Bloop! Bloop!]
[Bloop! Bloop! Bloop!]
[Munch!]
Mmm. Savory.
[Pop!]
[Sloop!] [Munch!] [Slorp!]
[Gasps]
[high-pitched] Wizard hat. Ploop.
Voice: Hey, this is Keith Mack, bass player for Iron Tiger.
If you're watching this, our band's already been kidnapped.
You're the only one who can save us!
Sumo: [gasps]
Insert coin. Insert coin.
Clarence: [laughing]
[humming]
[imitating car noises]
Out of my way!
Insert coin. Insert coin. [Imitates explosion]
Oh, crashing!
[Panting] Come on! Come on, everybody!
Who's gonna catch me?
[Panting]
What one are you looking at?
I want that finger trap, but the claw keeps dropping it.
Clarence: That claw always does that. It just always drops it.
Sometimes, you just got to use your own hands.
Why don't you just reach in there and grab it?
[Scraping]
- My hands are too big. - Clarence: Here. Let me try.
[Stre-e-e-tch! Snap!]
- Thanks, Clarence. - Clarence: Don't worry about it.
Just your friendly neighborhood wizard.
[Whimsical music plays]
- Help us! We're trapped! - Sumo: Huh?
- Feed me! I'm hungry! - Hey, you! You're the next big winner!
Sumo: [gasps]
[game beeping, voices distort]
[Beeping]
[Shing!] Sumo: Aah. Ahhh.
[Suction]
[Plonk!] Sumo: Wha... [Whirring]
[Japanese accent] Ready. Set...
go! [Dance music playing]
Faster.
Faster!
[Grunts] Dang it!
[Grunts] Dang it! Dang it!
Great job, clubber. Collect your blubber.
[Whirring]
Dang it!
Clarence: Hey, you want to know a trick?
- Just use your hands. - Really?
- Ready? - Mm-hmm.
[Seal barks]
[seal barks]
[seal barks twice]
Whoa.
[Seal barks twice]
[seal barks twice]
[seal barks]
Clarence: Oh, no, you don't!
[Seal barking rapidly]
[whirring]
[motor sputters]
[distorted seal bark]
[crack, sizzle]
- Clarence: That'll teach him. - Thank you.
[Whimsical music plays]
[grunts]
You're gonna find out why my
- friends call me "the Laser Ghost." - We don't call you that.
Clarence: Oh, cool. Can I play with you guys?
[Scoffs] Yeah, if you want to get blasted by the Laser Ghost.
- Clarence: Ooh. Yes, please. - It costs 8 bucks.
- Clarence: Oh. I don't have that many dollars. - [Scoffs] Sucks to be you.
- Come on. Let's go. - Clarence: Ooh, all right, then.
I'll just... eat some more pizza crusts.
[Whimsical music plays]
[munch!]
Savory.
Actually, that's not bad.
[Munch! Munch! Munch!]
[Glug! Glug! Glug! Glug!]
[Thud!]
Jeff: [thinking] Okay, hmm. Got to crack this code.
Carry the 2. Oh, watch the 1.
I got it!
[Gasps]
[panting]
Come on. [Groans] Dang it. Just one more play.
Dang it!
Yes. Come on, baby. [Music plays]
[distorted] Money broom.
Jeff: Yes. That's the eighth person.
So, if it puts out every nine times, that means that the next
quarter's got to be a winner!
[Poink!]
[Ting!]
[Puff!]
Jeff: [groans]
Winner, winner, winner!
[Squeals]
- Jeff: Oh, no! No, no, no, no, n-o-o-o! - Oh my gosh!
Clarence: See, the trick with
this one is, you just got to use your wizard...hand.
Hmm. Wizard hands don't work on this one.
Hmm.
Ah.
Wizard basketball!
[Grunts]
Daddy needs a new disco ball.
[Grunts] [whoosh!]
[Zoom!]
[Dance music plays]
- Ow! - Jeff: 17, 18, 19, 20, 21...
[zoom!]
[Plunk!]
Unh! Oh?
- Winner, winner, winner! - Jeff: I did it!
I beat the house!
Clarence: [panting]
Jeff, we're rich! We're rich!
We can have anything that we want!
Disco ball, please.
- Jeff: I'll have the laser pointer. - Clarence: Finally. Finger disco.
[Vocalizing]
- How's your laser? - Jeff: It ... It's too bright in here.
- You can't really see it. - Clarence: Well, let's try it
- there, where it's dark. - Jeff: Okay.
Jeff: Oh, yeah. This works great in the dark.
Clarence: Whoa! Look at this place!
It's ... It's so beautiful.
No! I'm already dead! Ow!
[Chuckles evilly]
Hey! Hey, how did those guys get in here?
Hey, get out of here! You don't even have vests on!
Clarence: Hey, Belson. Look what I got.
[Whoosh!]
Aaaaaah!
Aah-gl-gl-gl!
[Gasps]
- Unh! Unh! Unh! Unh! - No. No!
N-o-o-o-o-o-o!!
Clarence: Wizard ball.
[Echoing] Congratulations, space cadet.
I'm promoting you to Cosmic Commander.
Clarence: Oh, cool. That's me.
What?! They're not even playing!
[Clinking]
- Clarence: I think this thing is real silver. - Nice job, "laser ghost."
[Laughs]
- Shut up. - What?
I thought you liked being called that. [Laughs]
[groans]
Jeff: I have to say, I'm pretty surprised we got this far with just one dollar.
Clarence: Unh-unh-unh. Not just any dollar.
[Squeak!]
- It was a wizard dollar. - Jeff: Whatever.
[Whimsical music plays]
Come along, Sumo-wise. Our work here is done.
Sumo: Yes, master Clarence.
[Electricity crackling]
Clarence: Bye, pizza swamp. [Smooches, blows]
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