1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 - Synced and corrected by VirusKiller - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:01:07,054 --> 00:01:09,671 Superior Court is now in session. 3 00:01:09,707 --> 00:01:12,891 The Honorable Rebecca Wright 4 00:01:12,926 --> 00:01:18,597 judge presiding. 5 00:01:18,649 --> 00:01:20,983 Yes! 6 00:01:21,018 --> 00:01:23,935 Ahem. 7 00:01:23,971 --> 00:01:25,520 - Oh, come on. Are you serious? - Go on, take it. 8 00:01:25,556 --> 00:01:26,805 What am I supposed to do with that? 9 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:27,806 I don't know. Be glad that it's negative. 10 00:01:27,808 --> 00:01:29,524 - I am. Come on. - Oh, god. 11 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:30,642 Go. 12 00:01:30,644 --> 00:01:32,194 Please be seated. Do it quietly. 13 00:01:32,229 --> 00:01:33,278 I've got a headache. 14 00:01:33,313 --> 00:01:35,697 Can somebody get me some Gatorade? 15 00:01:38,736 --> 00:01:43,488 Case number 34HC710, State vs. Mr. Douglas Riller. 16 00:01:43,490 --> 00:01:45,957 We are here to consider the bail request 17 00:01:45,993 --> 00:01:47,993 for Mr. Riller, who's accused of two charges 18 00:01:48,045 --> 00:01:49,878 of bigamy, multiple counts of fraud, 19 00:01:49,913 --> 00:01:52,664 and one count of falsifying identity. 20 00:01:52,666 --> 00:01:55,650 Appears as though hotshot here had two families at once. 21 00:01:55,686 --> 00:01:57,753 You're the player who likes to play, Mr. Riller. 22 00:01:57,805 --> 00:01:59,137 How do you answer to these charges? 23 00:01:59,173 --> 00:02:00,906 Not guilty, Your Honor. 24 00:02:00,941 --> 00:02:03,275 I love them all equally. 25 00:02:03,310 --> 00:02:04,593 How can love be a crime? 26 00:02:04,645 --> 00:02:06,178 Well, you've clearly never been to Thailand. 27 00:02:06,180 --> 00:02:07,846 Trial date will be set and bail... 28 00:02:07,898 --> 00:02:10,015 Your Honor, we have expert testimony 29 00:02:10,067 --> 00:02:12,234 that Mr. Riller is a flight risk, 30 00:02:12,269 --> 00:02:13,652 and ask that bail be denied. 31 00:02:13,687 --> 00:02:15,687 Really, Tom? He's got no priors. 32 00:02:15,739 --> 00:02:17,022 - You want to do this? - Yeah. 33 00:02:17,057 --> 00:02:18,407 I really want to do this. 34 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:21,326 I'd like to call Dr. Gary Boyd to the witness stand. 35 00:02:24,531 --> 00:02:26,581 Hello, Dr. Boyd. 36 00:02:26,617 --> 00:02:28,700 Hello, Judge Wright. 37 00:02:28,702 --> 00:02:32,170 So, Dr. Gary Boyd, 38 00:02:32,206 --> 00:02:34,289 in your expert opinion, as one of the most 39 00:02:34,341 --> 00:02:37,426 prominent psychiatrists in the state of California, 40 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:41,513 does the accused pose an undue risk of flight? 41 00:02:41,548 --> 00:02:43,215 All right, Counselor, a word. 42 00:02:43,217 --> 00:02:45,267 Right in the middle of something. 43 00:02:45,302 --> 00:02:46,718 You know this is just to determine if Romeo here 44 00:02:46,770 --> 00:02:49,137 is a flight risk, not an audition for A Few Good Men? 45 00:02:49,173 --> 00:02:51,723 Sorry if my questioning doesn't work for your hangover, 46 00:02:51,775 --> 00:02:52,974 - but it's protocol. - Yeah? 47 00:02:53,026 --> 00:02:54,443 Are tight pants part of your protocol too? 48 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:55,977 These pants are fitted. 49 00:02:56,029 --> 00:02:57,979 All right, just lay off the grandstanding, Tom, all right? 50 00:02:58,031 --> 00:02:58,980 And let your junk breathe. 51 00:02:59,032 --> 00:03:00,232 You may want to have kids someday. 52 00:03:00,284 --> 00:03:02,617 My eyes are up here. 53 00:03:02,653 --> 00:03:04,569 Dr. Boyd, carry on. 54 00:03:04,571 --> 00:03:07,072 Your Honor, Mr. Riller is a very real flight risk 55 00:03:07,124 --> 00:03:09,908 who shows classic sociopathic tendencies. 56 00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:12,828 He consistently establishes intimate relationships, 57 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,413 and then flees when there are consequences. 58 00:03:15,415 --> 00:03:17,916 Mr. Riller's also quite charming. 59 00:03:17,918 --> 00:03:19,334 He already has a date with his lawyer. 60 00:03:19,369 --> 00:03:22,053 I object. That is a work dinner. 61 00:03:22,089 --> 00:03:23,305 And karaoke. 62 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:24,422 Overruled. 63 00:03:24,424 --> 00:03:27,058 Mr. Riller, are you a flight risk? 64 00:03:27,094 --> 00:03:29,060 Your Honor, absolutely not. 65 00:03:29,096 --> 00:03:32,214 I am a family man with deep roots in this community. 66 00:03:32,249 --> 00:03:33,732 Ask either of my wives. 67 00:03:33,767 --> 00:03:35,600 Just answer one question. 68 00:03:35,652 --> 00:03:38,236 Does Air Avianca fly nonstop to Costa Rica? 69 00:03:38,272 --> 00:03:39,771 - Don't answer that. - Only if you take the 10:20, 70 00:03:39,823 --> 00:03:42,023 otherwise there's a layover in Mexico City. 71 00:03:42,075 --> 00:03:43,992 - Oh. - Someone's been looking 72 00:03:44,027 --> 00:03:46,761 into travel to the only country in this hemisphere 73 00:03:46,797 --> 00:03:48,463 without a U.S. extradition policy. 74 00:03:48,499 --> 00:03:50,665 Bail is denied. 75 00:03:50,717 --> 00:03:51,800 Boo-yah! 76 00:03:51,835 --> 00:03:54,419 Dr. Boyd, a word with you in my chambers. 77 00:03:54,421 --> 00:03:55,420 Yes, Your Honor. 78 00:03:57,508 --> 00:03:59,558 Three times on your desk in one month? 79 00:03:59,593 --> 00:04:01,810 - Nice. - Well, three times ever. 80 00:04:01,845 --> 00:04:03,395 Well, except for our World Cup hookup. 81 00:04:03,430 --> 00:04:04,930 Oh, wait, the other night too. 82 00:04:04,932 --> 00:04:07,265 There was no World Cup hookup with you and me. 83 00:04:07,267 --> 00:04:08,767 No, really? 84 00:04:08,802 --> 00:04:10,101 Nope. Sorry. 85 00:04:10,154 --> 00:04:12,370 Whoa. Are you sure? 86 00:04:12,406 --> 00:04:13,355 Okay, yeah. That was us. 87 00:04:13,407 --> 00:04:15,690 Gary! 88 00:04:15,742 --> 00:04:18,693 - Oh. - Uh, what's... what's that? 89 00:04:18,745 --> 00:04:21,446 Oh, that is a box that once contained a pregnancy test. 90 00:04:21,448 --> 00:04:23,331 Mm-hmm, no, I get that. But hey, we use... 91 00:04:23,367 --> 00:04:24,916 We use condoms every time, right? 92 00:04:24,952 --> 00:04:27,502 You are correct, sir. 93 00:04:27,538 --> 00:04:29,704 - Are you doing sex math? - I am. 94 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:31,456 So you... you're sleeping with other people, 95 00:04:31,508 --> 00:04:32,791 or it's just you and me, 96 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:35,794 and you thought you were pregnant with my... whoa, okay. 97 00:04:35,796 --> 00:04:39,548 No, but yes, in that you are not the only you, you know. 98 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,349 I do, I do. I'm a pretty evolved cat. 99 00:04:41,385 --> 00:04:42,851 It's all good. Hey, let's go back to that, 100 00:04:42,886 --> 00:04:45,720 um, pregnancy test thing for a sec. 101 00:04:45,772 --> 00:04:47,472 - Negative, right? - Yes. 102 00:04:47,524 --> 00:04:49,224 - Hey, Your Honor... oh, damn! - Hey. 103 00:04:49,276 --> 00:04:51,977 DA-ha-ha-Mn. Not bad, Your Honor. 104 00:04:51,979 --> 00:04:53,578 Not bad at all. 105 00:04:53,614 --> 00:04:55,814 And, Dr. Boyd, hey, you been in the gym? 106 00:04:55,816 --> 00:04:57,866 Two-a-days? You look good, man. 107 00:04:57,901 --> 00:04:59,534 We were just reenacting a case scenario. 108 00:04:59,570 --> 00:05:00,535 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm, yeah, a case. 109 00:05:00,571 --> 00:05:01,620 I know that case. 110 00:05:01,655 --> 00:05:03,154 I've seen it late-night on Cinemax. 111 00:05:03,207 --> 00:05:04,873 Oh, which one? Witness For The Sexecution 112 00:05:04,908 --> 00:05:06,625 or Sequester Sister 113 00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:09,160 wait, no, I remember. Juror's Box. 114 00:05:09,213 --> 00:05:11,213 The... hey, keep this dude around. 115 00:05:11,248 --> 00:05:13,164 All right, Tedward, what do you want? 116 00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:15,000 All right, Judge Hernandez needs you 117 00:05:15,002 --> 00:05:17,002 to file a motion for him by the end of the day, 118 00:05:17,004 --> 00:05:19,838 and Lincoln Elementary School is on line one, 119 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:21,640 Mr. Robby Shoemaker. 120 00:05:21,675 --> 00:05:23,508 Oh, Robby. Robby, Robby, Robby. 121 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:26,228 I heard "Lincoln Elementary School" from out in the hall. 122 00:05:26,263 --> 00:05:28,263 - Do not take that call. - Hi, Your Honor. 123 00:05:28,315 --> 00:05:29,264 Of course I'm gonna take the call. 124 00:05:29,316 --> 00:05:30,649 It's what I do. 125 00:05:30,684 --> 00:05:32,484 Hello, Robby. 126 00:05:32,519 --> 00:05:35,003 Okay, dude, trust me when I tell you 127 00:05:35,038 --> 00:05:37,405 that you have no leverage, all right? 128 00:05:37,441 --> 00:05:38,940 So don't say a thing. You're ten years old. 129 00:05:38,992 --> 00:05:41,426 Nobody's gonna negotiate with you, got it? 130 00:05:41,461 --> 00:05:42,427 I'm gonna be there as soon as I can. 131 00:05:42,462 --> 00:05:44,362 - No, you're not. - Bye. 132 00:05:44,364 --> 00:05:45,580 This is not happening. 133 00:05:45,616 --> 00:05:47,365 Sir, I put both of his parents in prison. 134 00:05:47,367 --> 00:05:48,700 If the kid needs a little 135 00:05:48,702 --> 00:05:50,085 legal something-something, I'm gonna help him. 136 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,704 His mother is 18 months clean and sober. 137 00:05:52,706 --> 00:05:53,922 It works if you work it. 138 00:05:53,957 --> 00:05:55,040 So work it. You're worth it. 139 00:05:55,092 --> 00:05:56,458 Keep coming back. Although, you know what? 140 00:05:56,510 --> 00:05:57,876 I did not go back. 141 00:05:57,878 --> 00:06:00,011 Sir, sir, two more months. 142 00:06:00,047 --> 00:06:01,763 His mom's got two more months on her sentence, 143 00:06:01,798 --> 00:06:03,214 and he's ten years old. 144 00:06:03,267 --> 00:06:06,468 Your job is to clear cases for the state of California. 145 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,720 Is this kid more important than the state of California? 146 00:06:08,722 --> 00:06:10,021 Well, he's not less important. 147 00:06:10,057 --> 00:06:12,941 - Mm, damn. - Nice! 148 00:06:12,976 --> 00:06:14,225 What? 149 00:06:18,699 --> 00:06:19,864 What's the emergency? 150 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:21,433 I knew you'd come, 151 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:22,834 'cause you feel guilty. 152 00:06:22,869 --> 00:06:24,736 That was a mandatory sentencing, 153 00:06:24,738 --> 00:06:27,022 and it was not my fault. 154 00:06:29,209 --> 00:06:31,910 Well, I'm here. 155 00:06:31,962 --> 00:06:34,579 Might as well work my magic. 156 00:06:34,631 --> 00:06:35,880 What are the charges? 157 00:06:35,916 --> 00:06:38,383 I drew a picture of my P.E. Teacher, Mr. Pembert. 158 00:06:38,418 --> 00:06:39,834 Mm-hmm. 159 00:06:39,886 --> 00:06:41,636 With big-ass boobies. 160 00:06:41,672 --> 00:06:42,754 I mean, were they like... 161 00:06:42,756 --> 00:06:45,256 Principal Johnson will see you now. 162 00:06:45,309 --> 00:06:46,975 I'm Robby Shoemaker's counsel. 163 00:06:48,729 --> 00:06:50,061 You know you can't get rid of your guilt 164 00:06:50,097 --> 00:06:53,398 by buying me off with ice cream, pizza, and cash. 165 00:06:53,433 --> 00:06:55,317 - Fine, give it back. - Okay, you can buy me off. 166 00:06:55,352 --> 00:06:57,068 All right, you know what, dude? 167 00:06:57,104 --> 00:06:59,270 Buy you off? I got your sentence reduced 168 00:06:59,323 --> 00:07:02,073 from two weeks detention to an apology to your teacher. 169 00:07:02,109 --> 00:07:03,575 I mean, frankly, you should be buying me off. 170 00:07:03,610 --> 00:07:05,827 And you have a hickey on your neck. 171 00:07:05,862 --> 00:07:09,331 I do not have a hickey. 172 00:07:09,366 --> 00:07:10,782 Oh, man, I got a hickey. 173 00:07:10,834 --> 00:07:13,284 That must be from Gary. 174 00:07:15,455 --> 00:07:18,373 All right. 175 00:07:18,425 --> 00:07:19,874 Keep going to the corner. 176 00:07:19,926 --> 00:07:23,178 I seriously don't need Alfonso seeing a judge drop me off. 177 00:07:23,213 --> 00:07:24,512 Who's Alfonso? 178 00:07:24,548 --> 00:07:26,464 Alfonso's a 12-year-old kid 179 00:07:26,516 --> 00:07:27,716 who can already grow a beard. 180 00:07:27,768 --> 00:07:29,801 His hobbies include beating on me, 181 00:07:29,803 --> 00:07:32,137 and watching kung-fu movies so he can find new ways 182 00:07:32,189 --> 00:07:36,191 to beat on me. 183 00:07:36,226 --> 00:07:38,193 - See you next time. - All right. 184 00:07:38,228 --> 00:07:40,862 Wait, wait, wait, no, there's not gonna be a next time. 185 00:07:40,897 --> 00:07:42,280 Hey, hey, hey. Seriously. 186 00:07:42,315 --> 00:07:43,548 This was a one-time thing. 187 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:44,949 Do not call me again. 188 00:07:44,985 --> 00:07:47,035 - Hey, Mami. - You Alfonso? 189 00:07:47,070 --> 00:07:48,570 I'll be whoever you want me to be. 190 00:07:48,622 --> 00:07:50,822 Damn, you can grow a beard, dude. 191 00:07:50,857 --> 00:07:52,590 You want to get some pesce and some white wine? 192 00:07:52,626 --> 00:07:55,827 No, I do not want to dine with you, sir. 193 00:07:55,829 --> 00:07:57,328 You leave Robby alone. 194 00:07:57,381 --> 00:07:58,580 You hear me? 195 00:07:58,632 --> 00:08:02,083 I'm serious, I will cut you. 196 00:08:04,471 --> 00:08:07,172 I am officially asking you not to take the calls 197 00:08:07,224 --> 00:08:09,674 from children or sisters or parents or husbands 198 00:08:09,726 --> 00:08:11,142 of the people you lock up. 199 00:08:11,178 --> 00:08:13,344 Okay, how about email? Snapchat? Tinder? 200 00:08:13,397 --> 00:08:14,813 Can I take those? 201 00:08:14,848 --> 00:08:16,347 I wish you'd rethink this. 202 00:08:17,434 --> 00:08:19,100 I know what I'm doing. 203 00:08:19,152 --> 00:08:20,769 Oh, wait. Is this going up? 204 00:08:27,837 --> 00:08:29,303 Whoo! 205 00:08:29,339 --> 00:08:31,139 Oh, oh, sorry. Sorry, dude. 206 00:08:31,174 --> 00:08:34,392 Chili peppers. Involuntary, sorry. 207 00:08:34,427 --> 00:08:35,927 - Morning, Judge. - Hey. 208 00:08:35,979 --> 00:08:37,428 What's up? Your cafe con leche. 209 00:08:37,430 --> 00:08:38,596 Gracias. 210 00:08:38,598 --> 00:08:40,098 One breakfast burrito con todo. 211 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:42,517 - Mm-hmm. - Hey, try this fresh salsa. 212 00:08:42,569 --> 00:08:44,435 - Don't worry, it's mild. - Oh. 213 00:08:44,471 --> 00:08:46,270 - Mm-hmm. - Mmm. 214 00:08:46,322 --> 00:08:48,022 You like that? 215 00:08:48,074 --> 00:08:50,742 Mild? For who, the devil? 216 00:08:50,777 --> 00:08:51,943 Gene Simmons? 217 00:08:51,945 --> 00:08:54,162 I feel like I just made out with Godzilla. 218 00:08:54,197 --> 00:08:55,997 It's muy caliente. 219 00:08:56,032 --> 00:08:58,449 Whoa, okay. Personal space, dude. 220 00:08:58,451 --> 00:08:59,951 That one's on you. Hmm? 221 00:09:00,003 --> 00:09:01,119 Whatever. 222 00:09:06,092 --> 00:09:07,625 - Hey, Your Honor. - What's happening? 223 00:09:07,627 --> 00:09:09,260 You might want to take the back way. 224 00:09:09,295 --> 00:09:10,962 Judge Hernandez is waiting on you. 225 00:09:10,964 --> 00:09:12,296 You should have filed that motion. 226 00:09:12,298 --> 00:09:14,799 He's "old guy on the verge of a aneurysm" mad. 227 00:09:14,801 --> 00:09:16,267 Okay? He's like... 228 00:09:16,302 --> 00:09:18,469 You know what, I deal with mentally unstable criminals 229 00:09:18,471 --> 00:09:19,971 all day long, and I'm sure I can handle 230 00:09:19,973 --> 00:09:21,689 a slightly irritated Judge Hernandez. 231 00:09:21,725 --> 00:09:23,725 - Oh, all right. - Where are you going? 232 00:09:23,777 --> 00:09:25,810 Oh. I'm eating a bomb-sicle. 233 00:09:25,812 --> 00:09:27,445 Security says we have to go outside to eat them 234 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,896 because it involved the word "bomb." 235 00:09:28,948 --> 00:09:30,148 Crazy, right? 236 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:33,201 - 2014 is a trip. - Word. 237 00:09:33,236 --> 00:09:34,819 Later. 238 00:09:34,821 --> 00:09:36,738 - Well, hey, hey, hey. - Hey. 239 00:09:36,790 --> 00:09:40,491 You're not trying to, you know... 240 00:09:40,543 --> 00:09:42,493 - What? - Accidentally run into me like, 241 00:09:42,545 --> 00:09:43,995 "oh, Rebecca, hey. What's up, girl?" 242 00:09:44,047 --> 00:09:45,496 No, Smith v. Clark. 243 00:09:45,548 --> 00:09:46,664 Yeah, testifying for the defense. 244 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:47,999 If that's okay with you, your ego. 245 00:09:48,051 --> 00:09:49,150 I mean, Your Honor. 246 00:09:49,185 --> 00:09:50,168 Ouch. 247 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:51,385 Really? 248 00:09:51,421 --> 00:09:53,004 No, I'm just kidding. I don't care. 249 00:09:53,006 --> 00:09:54,005 - Do what you want. - A little bit. 250 00:09:54,007 --> 00:09:55,339 - You care a little bit? - Unh-uh. 251 00:09:55,391 --> 00:09:56,924 Come on. Burn through a box of condoms 252 00:09:56,976 --> 00:09:59,260 and a jug of Tequila, you'll come crawling back. 253 00:09:59,312 --> 00:10:00,778 Whoa-ho, don't hold your breath, my friend. 254 00:10:00,814 --> 00:10:04,398 - We'll see. - Oh, come... come on, Gary. 255 00:10:04,434 --> 00:10:05,850 Hey, if it makes you feel any better, 256 00:10:05,852 --> 00:10:09,570 this is your hickey! 257 00:10:09,606 --> 00:10:12,073 That's a song, you guys. 258 00:10:12,108 --> 00:10:13,191 ♪ If it makes you feel any better ♪ 259 00:10:13,243 --> 00:10:14,525 ♪ this is your hickey, Gary ♪ 260 00:10:14,527 --> 00:10:16,694 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 261 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,029 Know that there was a case 262 00:10:18,031 --> 00:10:19,080 back in 1983... 263 00:10:19,115 --> 00:10:21,082 - Mm-hmm. - Well, if it isn't 264 00:10:21,117 --> 00:10:22,583 little miss trainwreck. 265 00:10:22,619 --> 00:10:24,202 There you are, Judge Hernandez. 266 00:10:24,254 --> 00:10:25,703 I've been looking for you. 267 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,706 Judge Wright, I specifically asked you to file that motion. 268 00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:29,707 I know, sir. I'm so sorry. 269 00:10:29,709 --> 00:10:30,875 I had an emergency come up. 270 00:10:30,927 --> 00:10:32,593 No, lying. See, that is a lie. 271 00:10:32,629 --> 00:10:35,129 She was out there helping her at-risk youth. 272 00:10:35,181 --> 00:10:36,931 Might I suggest an official sanction? 273 00:10:38,051 --> 00:10:39,767 Could be any closer to me right now? 274 00:10:39,803 --> 00:10:40,935 - Sorry. - Oh, sir, 275 00:10:40,970 --> 00:10:41,936 if you'll excuse me just one moment, 276 00:10:41,971 --> 00:10:43,137 I've got to take this call. 277 00:10:43,189 --> 00:10:45,306 No, no, no, no, no. Do not take that call. 278 00:10:45,358 --> 00:10:48,109 You are a judge, not a social worker. 279 00:10:48,144 --> 00:10:50,311 Fine, okay. But just so you know, 280 00:10:50,363 --> 00:10:53,064 you can't blame Robby for me not filing that motion, okay? 281 00:10:53,066 --> 00:10:55,533 I wanted this to be a surprise... thank you, Tom. 282 00:10:55,568 --> 00:10:57,451 - You're welcome. - But I got tapped 283 00:10:57,487 --> 00:10:59,620 to give the Dunham law commencement speech. 284 00:10:59,656 --> 00:11:01,372 I've been kind of lost in my speech writing. 285 00:11:01,407 --> 00:11:02,957 Oh, you're the keynote? 286 00:11:02,992 --> 00:11:04,876 - I am. - I'm a trustee. 287 00:11:04,911 --> 00:11:06,744 - Yes, I know that, sir. - I'll be there. 288 00:11:06,746 --> 00:11:08,045 - I look forward to it. - Oh, me too. 289 00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:10,298 Maybe we should car pool. I'll meet you there. 290 00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:12,416 Let's just... we'll all meet... I'm going to see him there too. 291 00:11:12,468 --> 00:11:13,634 Oh, you just wormed your way 292 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:15,169 - out of not filing that motion. - Yeah, I did. 293 00:11:15,221 --> 00:11:17,255 You know, she didn't file that moti... 294 00:11:17,257 --> 00:11:18,890 - He's gone. - God, your grasp... 295 00:11:18,925 --> 00:11:21,142 Your grasp is always just exceeding the reach. 296 00:11:21,177 --> 00:11:22,760 Oh, oh, oh, that must suck, huh? 297 00:11:22,762 --> 00:11:25,680 Oh, look, I got a call from Lincoln Elementary. 298 00:11:25,732 --> 00:11:28,349 I got to take it. Judge Wright. 299 00:11:28,401 --> 00:11:29,901 Judge Wright. 300 00:11:29,936 --> 00:11:31,769 I still don't know why Judge Wright is here 301 00:11:31,804 --> 00:11:33,154 for this meeting. 302 00:11:33,189 --> 00:11:34,856 I mean, it is an elementary school. 303 00:11:34,908 --> 00:11:38,276 Ms. Wright is a mentor and a very important judge. 304 00:11:39,696 --> 00:11:41,195 Excuse me, so sorry. 305 00:11:41,247 --> 00:11:42,830 I had wine and cake for breakfast. 306 00:11:42,866 --> 00:11:46,767 So which gang recruited Robby? 307 00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:49,036 A gang? There's been a misunderstanding. 308 00:11:49,088 --> 00:11:52,757 Robby drew an offensive portrait. 309 00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:56,093 Okay, apparently I was misled again. 310 00:11:56,129 --> 00:11:59,931 May I see the picture, please? 311 00:11:59,966 --> 00:12:01,465 Oh. 312 00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:03,134 It's you, Mr. Thorpe. 313 00:12:03,136 --> 00:12:05,303 Except your head is a penis. 314 00:12:05,355 --> 00:12:07,638 Actually it's very good. He really got you. 315 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,940 I mean, did you evaluate this? 316 00:12:08,975 --> 00:12:10,474 I did evaluate it, yes. 317 00:12:10,476 --> 00:12:11,809 So, here's the story. 318 00:12:11,811 --> 00:12:15,146 Robby is having a tough time in his group home. 319 00:12:15,148 --> 00:12:17,198 He's a victim of bullying and fighting. 320 00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:20,368 And so I'm sure this is just a cry out for attention. 321 00:12:20,403 --> 00:12:22,036 - Right, Robby? - No. 322 00:12:22,071 --> 00:12:24,238 I just think Mr. Thorpe's head looks like a dong. 323 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:25,623 That's not acceptable! 324 00:12:25,658 --> 00:12:28,125 Mr. Thorpe, can we just look at this 325 00:12:28,161 --> 00:12:31,629 as an artistic expression of a frustrated child 326 00:12:31,664 --> 00:12:33,497 who would benefit more from guidance 327 00:12:33,549 --> 00:12:35,967 and understanding rather than punishment? 328 00:12:36,002 --> 00:12:37,919 - I don't like it. - I understand. 329 00:12:37,971 --> 00:12:41,339 I realize I have an oddly shaped head. 330 00:12:41,341 --> 00:12:42,840 But I'm sensitive about it. 331 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,175 Mr. Thorpe, I understand, 332 00:12:44,227 --> 00:12:48,062 and if you'll just let me take care of this, 333 00:12:48,097 --> 00:12:50,314 I promise you it will never happen again. 334 00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:51,983 Thanks so much, and you might want to just consider 335 00:12:52,018 --> 00:12:53,684 switching your part. 336 00:12:53,686 --> 00:12:55,069 Might help cover the curvature. 337 00:12:55,104 --> 00:12:56,354 - Okay, thank you. - All right, okay. 338 00:12:56,406 --> 00:12:58,356 I'd be happy to do portraits of your family. 339 00:12:58,358 --> 00:13:02,026 - All right, that's enough. - Oh, come on now. 340 00:13:14,757 --> 00:13:17,208 First off, you got to stop lying to get me to show up. 341 00:13:17,243 --> 00:13:19,093 It's not cool. 342 00:13:19,128 --> 00:13:21,595 Second, you got to notify the head of the group home, 343 00:13:21,631 --> 00:13:22,880 document the bullying, 344 00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:25,383 and then file a police report. 345 00:13:29,188 --> 00:13:30,588 All right. 346 00:13:30,623 --> 00:13:32,940 When this kid Alfonso comes at you, 347 00:13:32,976 --> 00:13:35,443 you hold up your hands like you're afraid to fight. 348 00:13:35,478 --> 00:13:37,645 Like that, right? And then boom! 349 00:13:37,697 --> 00:13:41,399 You punch him in the nose as hard as you can. 350 00:13:41,401 --> 00:13:44,702 Nothing scares a bully like seeing his own blood. 351 00:13:44,737 --> 00:13:47,288 - Hmm? - You know, 352 00:13:47,323 --> 00:13:49,140 that's the best advice a grown-up's given me 353 00:13:49,175 --> 00:13:51,225 in a long time. 354 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:52,893 Really? 355 00:13:52,929 --> 00:13:54,745 You think I'm a grown-up? 356 00:13:54,747 --> 00:13:56,747 Well, if you're asking me, 357 00:13:56,783 --> 00:13:58,132 then you really got problems. 358 00:13:58,167 --> 00:14:00,751 Nice. 359 00:14:00,753 --> 00:14:02,553 All right, let me see your right. 360 00:14:02,588 --> 00:14:03,671 Again, harder. 361 00:14:03,723 --> 00:14:04,839 Yeah. 362 00:14:04,891 --> 00:14:06,724 Get out of my Van. 363 00:14:06,759 --> 00:14:09,093 Mr. Riller, before I pronounce sentencing, 364 00:14:09,145 --> 00:14:11,896 is there anything you or anyone on your behalf 365 00:14:11,931 --> 00:14:13,814 - would like to say? - Your Honor, 366 00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:15,933 Mrs. Riller and Mrs. Riller have agreed 367 00:14:15,935 --> 00:14:19,186 to petition the court for leniency. 368 00:14:19,238 --> 00:14:21,155 Your Honor, I knew Douglas Riller 369 00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:23,741 as a loving husband and father to my two children 370 00:14:23,776 --> 00:14:25,242 from a previous marriage. 371 00:14:25,278 --> 00:14:27,278 Your Honor, I too knew Douglas Riller 372 00:14:27,313 --> 00:14:30,948 as a loving husband and father to our two dobermans. 373 00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:34,852 And although I am not happy about his lies, 374 00:14:34,887 --> 00:14:37,621 I have to say that he's always been there for me 375 00:14:37,673 --> 00:14:40,574 when I'm sick, and supportive when I was down. 376 00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:43,260 He was also there for me when I was sick, 377 00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:44,962 and supportive when I was down, 378 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:47,882 except for a few times when she was sick at the same time. 379 00:14:47,934 --> 00:14:49,683 Then it got tricky. 380 00:14:49,719 --> 00:14:51,118 Wow. 381 00:14:51,154 --> 00:14:53,471 I'm sorry. Please continue. 382 00:14:53,473 --> 00:14:56,390 The point is Douglas was there for us. 383 00:14:56,442 --> 00:14:57,475 Did he lie? 384 00:14:57,477 --> 00:14:59,560 Did he deceive? Yes. 385 00:14:59,612 --> 00:15:02,029 But at the end of the day, isn't any relationship, 386 00:15:02,065 --> 00:15:04,715 romantic or otherwise, about showing up for someone 387 00:15:04,751 --> 00:15:06,283 over and over again? 388 00:15:06,319 --> 00:15:09,703 About someone being there for someone when you need them most? 389 00:15:09,739 --> 00:15:11,822 How many of us have ever experienced that? 390 00:15:11,858 --> 00:15:13,157 Well, I have. 391 00:15:13,209 --> 00:15:15,076 And I'm thankful for it. 392 00:15:15,128 --> 00:15:18,829 So please, show Douglas mercy, please. 393 00:15:18,881 --> 00:15:21,382 Oh, that's... that's beautiful. 394 00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:23,617 Effed up all at the same time. That's kind of crazy. 395 00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:25,753 Mr. Riller, I sentence you to time served 396 00:15:25,805 --> 00:15:27,721 for the charges of bigamy, and one month 397 00:15:27,757 --> 00:15:30,674 for the charge of falsifying identity and fraud. 398 00:15:30,676 --> 00:15:32,059 Additionally I sentence you 399 00:15:32,095 --> 00:15:34,311 to take a course in feminism, 400 00:15:34,347 --> 00:15:38,015 the college of your choice while wearing this T-shirt 401 00:15:38,017 --> 00:15:39,567 to class every day. 402 00:15:39,602 --> 00:15:42,319 What? How am I gonna pick up girls? 403 00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:48,401 Congratulations. 404 00:15:48,403 --> 00:15:49,986 But the exhilirating and terrifying truth is that... 405 00:15:50,022 --> 00:15:52,072 Not now, go away, bad time. 406 00:15:52,074 --> 00:15:53,790 I said go away. 407 00:15:53,825 --> 00:15:55,241 Are you deaf? 408 00:16:00,082 --> 00:16:02,632 I punched Alfonso like you said. 409 00:16:02,668 --> 00:16:04,084 Dude, I mean your timing... 410 00:16:04,086 --> 00:16:06,336 Your timing is not very good. 411 00:16:06,388 --> 00:16:07,637 I'm in the middle of writing a speech. 412 00:16:07,673 --> 00:16:09,139 - I got to go. - He's got brothers, 413 00:16:09,174 --> 00:16:11,558 and cousins, and one really big, 414 00:16:11,593 --> 00:16:13,977 and I mean big, big sister. 415 00:16:14,012 --> 00:16:15,729 All right, here's what you do. You call your case worker. 416 00:16:15,764 --> 00:16:16,980 All right? Tell her tonight. 417 00:16:17,015 --> 00:16:18,898 And then I will deal with this tomorrow, first thing. 418 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,234 They said they're sending me to Edgewater. 419 00:16:21,269 --> 00:16:23,486 I don't even know what that is. 420 00:16:23,522 --> 00:16:25,105 - Edgewater? - Yeah. 421 00:16:25,157 --> 00:16:26,740 No. Edgewater's aw... 422 00:16:26,775 --> 00:16:29,442 Edgewater is for super, super violent kids. 423 00:16:29,444 --> 00:16:30,827 They will eat you alive. 424 00:16:30,862 --> 00:16:33,113 - You told me to hit him. - I know. I know I did, okay? 425 00:16:33,165 --> 00:16:34,114 It's my fault. I'm gonna fix it. 426 00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:35,498 I'm gonna fix it. 427 00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:37,617 - I'll stay at your place. - No, no, you won't. 428 00:16:37,619 --> 00:16:39,753 Nobody lives with me. I mean, I don't keep anything... 429 00:16:39,788 --> 00:16:40,837 I killed a cactus. 430 00:16:40,872 --> 00:16:42,756 All I need is a warm garage 431 00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:44,591 and a cold pizza. 432 00:16:44,626 --> 00:16:47,043 Come on, I got to go. Let's go. 433 00:16:47,095 --> 00:16:49,462 Robby, honey, dude, I mean, you probably think 434 00:16:49,464 --> 00:16:51,181 I'm this, you know, awesome judge 435 00:16:51,216 --> 00:16:52,849 - who has it all together. - Nope. 436 00:16:52,884 --> 00:16:53,983 I think you're a mess. 437 00:16:54,019 --> 00:16:55,135 But you owe me one. 438 00:16:55,187 --> 00:16:57,771 Oh, what I owe you, sir, by law, 439 00:16:57,806 --> 00:16:59,856 is a suitable environment for the next 58 days 440 00:16:59,891 --> 00:17:00,940 until your mom gets out. 441 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:03,476 I am not a suitable anything, okay? 442 00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:05,145 I'm a workaholic freakshow. 443 00:17:05,147 --> 00:17:08,615 I eat crap all day, I drink until I drop, you know? 444 00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:10,483 I might binge-watch Lock-up, 445 00:17:10,535 --> 00:17:12,402 'cause I put half of those guys in there. 446 00:17:12,454 --> 00:17:14,487 I mean, sometimes I have to tie a rope 447 00:17:14,539 --> 00:17:16,072 from my ankle to the bed 448 00:17:16,124 --> 00:17:17,374 'cause I don't even know what I do at night. 449 00:17:17,409 --> 00:17:19,592 So you get to keep wrecking my life? 450 00:17:19,628 --> 00:17:21,378 First, you put my parents away, 451 00:17:21,413 --> 00:17:24,080 then you got me kicked out of a halfway decent group home, 452 00:17:24,132 --> 00:17:27,500 and now I have to go live with violent guys? 453 00:17:27,502 --> 00:17:28,885 Come on, Judge. 454 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:32,672 Can't you just put me back the way you found me? 455 00:17:37,062 --> 00:17:38,344 Let's just stick to the protocol 456 00:17:38,346 --> 00:17:40,430 that we talked about, and yeah, 457 00:17:40,482 --> 00:17:41,431 - see you next week. - I need a favor. 458 00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:42,482 - One second. - Yeah, yeah. 459 00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:43,483 Don't thank me, man. 460 00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:44,768 Healing is a team sport. 461 00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:46,436 Okay, I don't have time to watch you pretend 462 00:17:46,488 --> 00:17:49,355 to be on the phone with patients. 463 00:17:49,357 --> 00:17:50,857 Yeah, well, you didn't exactly crawl here, 464 00:17:50,909 --> 00:17:52,692 but you're here. Oh, and you brought a date. 465 00:17:52,694 --> 00:17:54,027 You know, you're really taking this whole cougar thing 466 00:17:54,079 --> 00:17:55,245 to the next level. 467 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,081 All right, Robby Shoemaker, Dr. Gary Boyd. 468 00:17:58,116 --> 00:18:00,250 I need a letter from an expert in the field 469 00:18:00,285 --> 00:18:03,253 stating that Robby is not a violent child, 470 00:18:03,288 --> 00:18:05,789 but that he was acting in self-defense against a bully 471 00:18:05,841 --> 00:18:07,540 so that he can stay in his current group home, 472 00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:08,591 and not get transferred to Edgewater. 473 00:18:08,627 --> 00:18:10,210 Ooh, Edgewater? Yikes. 474 00:18:10,262 --> 00:18:12,645 58 days, man. It's the home stretch. 475 00:18:12,681 --> 00:18:14,597 Do you think you can keep your hands to yourself for that long? 476 00:18:14,633 --> 00:18:17,016 In my sleep. I'm not like the judge over here. 477 00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,885 You know what I'm saying? Right, let's go. We're late. 478 00:18:18,887 --> 00:18:20,553 - Good. - Thank you. 479 00:18:20,555 --> 00:18:25,058 The exhilarating and terrifying truth is that 480 00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:29,195 nothing adequately prepares you for how it feels 481 00:18:29,231 --> 00:18:30,780 to uphold the law. 482 00:18:30,816 --> 00:18:32,515 Is there a chance that you will be 483 00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:35,068 swallowed whole by your job? 484 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,403 Yes. Absolutely. 485 00:18:37,456 --> 00:18:38,872 Before you know it, you'll be using 486 00:18:38,907 --> 00:18:40,907 the nearest teaspoon as your makeup mirror, 487 00:18:40,942 --> 00:18:43,643 or to adjust the knot in your tie. 488 00:18:43,678 --> 00:18:45,795 And it's gonna freak you out at first, by the way, 489 00:18:45,831 --> 00:18:49,549 because no one tells you that you appear upside down 490 00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:51,901 in a spoon, but you do. 491 00:18:51,937 --> 00:18:53,503 And it's an excellent reminder 492 00:18:53,555 --> 00:18:56,789 because the very spirit of the law 493 00:18:56,825 --> 00:19:00,693 is about making things right side up 494 00:19:00,729 --> 00:19:04,731 and doing whatever you can to keep it that way. 495 00:19:09,771 --> 00:19:11,654 Oh, what's up? There's my man. 496 00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:13,907 Hey, what are you... no, he can't be in here. 497 00:19:13,942 --> 00:19:14,908 He's underaged. 498 00:19:14,943 --> 00:19:17,744 Here's my I.D. 499 00:19:17,779 --> 00:19:19,329 - Give me that. - Looks official to me. 500 00:19:19,364 --> 00:19:23,199 Oh, where did you get your medical degree, Dr. Lee Trang? 501 00:19:23,251 --> 00:19:24,334 Hey, guys. 502 00:19:24,369 --> 00:19:26,703 You know Mary Harmon from Child Services? 503 00:19:26,755 --> 00:19:28,955 You got him in a bar, Rebecca? At 10:00 P.M.? 504 00:19:28,957 --> 00:19:30,507 I thought it was 9:30. 505 00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:33,793 And this will keep Robby out of Edgewater permanently. 506 00:19:33,795 --> 00:19:36,796 Nice. Drinks on the house, everyone. 507 00:19:36,848 --> 00:19:38,181 - The judge is buying. - What? 508 00:19:38,216 --> 00:19:39,349 No, I'm not buying. 509 00:19:39,384 --> 00:19:40,800 I'm not buying drinks. I'm very cheap. 510 00:19:40,802 --> 00:19:41,935 All right, oh, hey, hey. 511 00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:44,270 Don't forget this, all right? 512 00:19:44,306 --> 00:19:46,356 - Thanks for everything, Judge. - You got it. 513 00:19:46,391 --> 00:19:47,357 Take care of yourself, all right? 514 00:19:47,392 --> 00:19:48,391 Okay. 515 00:19:48,443 --> 00:19:50,860 And yeah, yeah, call me anytime. 516 00:19:50,896 --> 00:19:52,529 Any time at all, Robby. 517 00:19:52,564 --> 00:19:54,447 Preferably during business hours. 518 00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:56,482 Hey, hey, hey, Judge Hernandez. 519 00:19:56,484 --> 00:19:57,734 That was Robby Shoemaker. 520 00:19:57,786 --> 00:19:58,902 Yeah, I kept him off the streets, 521 00:19:58,954 --> 00:20:01,070 out of juvie, turns out. 522 00:20:01,122 --> 00:20:04,040 That's what happens when you take the call. 523 00:20:04,075 --> 00:20:05,575 How can I be mad at you 524 00:20:05,627 --> 00:20:07,043 after that great speech you gave tonight? 525 00:20:07,078 --> 00:20:09,546 - Oh. - Truly. 526 00:20:09,581 --> 00:20:10,830 In fact, I'm gonna buy you a round. 527 00:20:10,832 --> 00:20:11,831 Oh. 528 00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:13,416 Anything you like... 529 00:20:13,468 --> 00:20:16,169 From the two bottom shelves. 530 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,371 Bartender, hi. Can you get the McAllister 24, 531 00:20:18,373 --> 00:20:20,373 throw that on the bottom shelf, get us a round? 532 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,592 - Make hers a double. - See, Gary? 533 00:20:22,627 --> 00:20:24,627 That is why you're my favorite Gary. 534 00:20:24,679 --> 00:20:27,547 Well, actually Busey is. Gary Busey's strong. 535 00:20:27,549 --> 00:20:29,215 But you're second. Busey? He's gonna beat me? 536 00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:32,051 Yes. Thank you for the letter. 537 00:20:32,053 --> 00:20:33,236 You're welcome. 538 00:20:35,523 --> 00:20:37,056 This song. I love this song. 539 00:20:37,108 --> 00:20:38,608 Oh! Give her some room. Give her a wide berth, guys. 540 00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:40,143 You might want to give her some personal space. 541 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,728 - You're embarrassing yourself. - Oh! 542 00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:42,979 Judge, you gotta stop that. 543 00:20:43,031 --> 00:20:44,030 All right. 544 00:20:44,065 --> 00:20:45,782 Actually, I kind of hurt my neck. 545 00:20:45,817 --> 00:20:47,283 All right. 546 00:20:47,319 --> 00:20:48,384 Anyway. Here's to us. 547 00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:49,786 - Yeah! - Hey! 548 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000 - Synced and corrected by VirusKiller - - www.addic7ed.com -